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Thank you.
Speaking.
What now?
Yes, yes, I know it.
Yeah.
I'll be right round.
What did you say his name was?
She's coming straight over.
Nice work, Jeff.
Only turned me back for five minutes.
He didn't need five minutes.
Were you with a bird?
It was a call of nature.
The en suite was full.
I wonder what made him do it.
He was always going to.
The only comeback he was interested in was coming back to Birmingham.
He with his ticket home.
Oh my god!
Two days.
Mr. Bright.
Just follow the wreckage?
Where were we?
Carpets.
250.
Any bright, bright ideas?
I understand you're missing a lead singer.
Yeah, you... You remember the Necros?
Perhaps you'd refresh my memory.
Well, they split up about five years back.
I got them back together.
Or at least I thought I got them back together.
Well done.
Yeah, we're going to make a comeback album.
But it ain't worth a fart in a thunderstorm without him.
Bograt. You see?
Now you do remember.
See, that's what makes him so special.
I found him in Calais.
Calais? Yes, it's engraved on my heart too.
What was he doing there?
He was on his way to Monte Carlo.
He'd been on his way to Monte Carlo for five years.
And that's as far as he got.
And now he's gone again.
He had a bust -up with his girlfriend.
And boom.
Couldn't he just walk through the door like anyone else?
But he's not like anybody else.
And you want me to find him? And quick.
I've got a studio, artists, producers, all doing nothing.
Is this fairly recent?
Oh, no, we got something better down at the office.
A video.
I'll send someone round for it in the morning.
I take it that's the girlfriend?
Yeah.
Geoff!
Is she all right?
Nicky?
Well, the lights are on, but there's no -one in.
I want you on this full -time.
Normal rates.
And... I'll give you a £200 bonus if you get him within 48 hours.
But he could be out of the country by morning.
That's what brought him back.
That city.
Crouched down there like a beast.
Those streets, those subways.
I gave him everything.
Life, inspiration, art.
That's what you think.
God bless you.
How about go away and let me
finish this buffet and tea?
Well, it's close.
Actually means I think I've got food poisoning.
Actually, Mr Crawford, that's from the Nicholson short supply.
I'm very pleased to hear it. Look.
Glynis!
Let's have the music.
Might as well have the fully packed.
Hello, Harry.
Morning, Margaret.
Or should I say, gooder Morgan.
Oh, well done. Who are you expecting? Queen Beatrix?
No, it's a big family of precision engineers, actually.
I've been here for the week, based in Utrecht.
It's quite a coup.
I've come to Birmingham three times a year.
You're certainly doing them proud.
All you need now is... When it's spring again, I'll bring you... I buy Graves
thinks he needs you. Let's run to town.
We went there on our honeymoon.
This Luxor bathroom fittings, does Derek own it?
No, he's a branch manager.
But he's doing all right.
He's doing very well, by all accounts.
I sound like a money -grabbing bitch, don't I? No, you don't.
The court awarded you, mate.
Can we've got a... Oh, I'm sorry. Give me.
Mrs Baxter, this is my partner, Margaret Daly.
How do you do? How do you do?
I'll, er, feed you to him.
I've got bills to pay.
If he's earning more than he says he's earning, well, it's not fair, is it?
Yeah, but are you sure that's what he's doing?
Well, I can't afford to go gadding about town all the time.
And he can.
That's what I've heard.
Women?
I don't know.
Friends don't like to tell you about other women, do they?
No. But it's still possible.
Not a bad -looking bloke, is he?
No.
Appearances can be very deceptive.
meant to be.
A real bastard.
Rocky!
Harry!
Can I use your video?
What? Now?
Only for a moment.
Well, do this for Harry. Grab a granny night.
He's an internationally acclaimed performer, mate.
Harry? Yes, all right. You too.
Get out your foot, Harry. Get out!
It's Bograt.
Who? You remember Bograt.
Look, that's the rat pit.
I'm probably there.
Look, look, is that me?
It's all surprise, mate.
Don't worry about it. If he is cheating you, we'll sort him out. All right.
Bye -bye.
Oh, very nice.
She wants her ex -husband following.
Get some evidence and some high spending.
No, he cheated her out of the element.
You forget, mate, I've seen the other side of it.
I bet she's squeezing the poor soft little pipsqueak.
It was not a rude question.
His manager called me at 2am this morning. He thinks I've done a bunk in
middle of his company.
They want him back.
Harry, he's the hottest property on the Midland Rocks soon.
What? You mean, you're actually going to get to meet him? Yeah, if you're really
lucky.
I'll bring him back here, that's all I can say.
We'll have to find them both, Harry.
Where are we going to start?
With girlfriend?
Can I come?
No.
We've only got 48 hours.
Pathetic to give up all that money just because he got cold
feet and lost his nerve.
And he gave you that black eye?
Oh, no, no. I hit him first.
So, have you no idea where he might be?
Old friends?
Someone he might turn to? Favourite pub?
No.
See, sometimes with him, something just snaps.
Could be anywhere.
Cali? No, you're joking. He hated that place.
That's why he strung Lenny Bright along.
But he stuck it for four years.
Only because he was too proud to come back.
Failure.
What do you reckon?
Leave her with me.
I'll chase up that other job.
Yeah, I'll see you back in the office in a couple of hours.
Yeah, listen, love, don't worry.
We'll find him.
Hey, good morning.
I wonder, could you help me? Look, I'm looking for a Mr.
Vandermoeck. He's the boss.
Vandermoeck? Yes, that's right, Vandermoeck. And it's Miss Greta
Oh, sorry, sorry. Harry Crawford.
Welcome to the West Midlands.
Thank you.
What is the music?
Oh, it's just a little touch of home. Cherub's from Amsterdam.
But we are from Utrecht.
Oh, it's close.
It's 36 kilometres.
I kept on at him to come home.
He said he was in exile.
At the Duke of Windsor.
Of course.
Wanted me to be his Mrs Simpson.
I didn't fancy that.
No.
Does anyone live upstairs?
Oh, you're joking.
Have you seen it?
Oh, he left this and I thought he might need it.
Is he here?
No.
This is Rocky. He helps out sometimes.
Hello, Rocky.
Hello. You must be Nicky.
Yeah.
Hey,
what's going on? You're the girlfriend.
No, I'm not. Mother.
I'm Margaret Daly. I'm an investigator. He isn't Bograt.
Now they all look the same to me.
For that matter, who are you?
Sir Osler, Osler Investigations. Currently under exclusive contract to
Rage Records.
I've been hired by Lenny Bright of Bright Ideas.
Locally?
Yes.
Yeah, well, I'm from London.
Well, you see, there's big money involved, and somebody's obviously
enough to want the best.
Oh, dear.
Is this the gentleman concerned?
Looks the right charmer, doesn't he? I think the girlfriend's eye says it all,
don't you?
Oh, I don't know.
Some of them need it.
About to give our Eileen the back of me hand before now.
Hey, you won't get much trade standing there, no?
Come inside with us, come on.
Makes a lot of sense there.
Yes, so you keep saying on petrol save on shoe leather
If you don't mind me saying so, Margaret, you might learn a few useful
technique. Look, for the last time, how was I to know he'd go through the
ladies? They will, love. They will.
You've got to stay sharp.
And for that matter, you came through the pub. How come you didn't see him?
Never mind the recriminations. Let's just work together and get on with the
50 -50 on the bonus, OK?
OK. At least we know he's in Birmingham.
One of us better stake out the girl's flat.
Yes, Bert, one of us better had.
Oh, don't look at me, dear. I've been on the road since Sparrowfart.
I haven't even checked into my hotel yet.
I'll do tomorrow night. Can't say fairer than that.
Surely you'll have caught him by then.
Time to persuade the boss to come out tomorrow, yeah?
Flutter your eyelash, is there anyone coming?
A Colt Peacemaker.
1881, .45 calibre, single action.
That's to cost a few bob.
Oh, that's to make sacrifices.
You know, little luxuries like bread and shoes.
But as soon as I saw that, I knew I just had to have it.
Well, you're in good company.
Bat Masterson, Pat Garrett, Wyatt Earp, Wild Bill Ecock.
No, Ecock was into the Navy Colt, 1851.
So he was.
I ain't seen you before. You remember?
No, I just heard about the place. I wanted to come up and have a look.
Oh, come on, then. I'll introduce you to some of the lads.
Sorry, what's your name again?
Ken. It was really extraordinary.
Yes, well, I tried to find you something a little bit different.
It was supposed to be a medieval banquet, and they had a woman dressed up
Queen Elizabeth I.
And yet her reign began in...
1558? Yes, yes, that's right, yes.
And they had an electric organ.
Yes, well, I mean, I've never been there myself, but, I mean, I've had very good
reports of it. And the drinking.
Yes, well, I mean, they were sticking it away a bit in here, you know, before
they left.
I mean, the English.
And dancing on the tables.
I thought you were also phlegmatic.
Oh, we are.
We are.
Linda! Oh!
Oh, I'm very sorry.
It's all right, really.
No, the car's broken. I'll get it fixed. I can get it repaired at home. No, no,
no, I insist, really. Just leave it with me.
Cease fire.
Pick up empties.
You're a natural.
You ought to think about taking it up.
I doubt if I can afford it.
Well, I've had to do it out.
You see, in the car.
And I'm paying out for the ex -missus.
How did you get into all this, then?
Well, I've been doing it for about a couple of years now.
Used to do a bit of small ball, but then factored in when I got married.
Couldn't persuade the wife to get interested, then, eh?
Didn't even try.
No, she had her own hobbies.
Sorry about that.
That's the way it goes, isn't it? I'm not complaining.
Yeah, souvenir.
Hey, listen, do you play poker?
Gumbling? Well, only for peanuts.
Should I go bring a mate?
Well, you can take Harry. He'll hold your hand.
I'm not so sure I'm going.
Oh, yes, you are.
I'm not happy about all this, you know.
Well, how do you think I feel? Another enchanted evening with Bert Osler?
I don't like leading people on. It's deceitful.
Oh, Ken.
Hello.
Oh, come in.
Looking for you.
Do you know where Digbeth is?
Yes. Why?
Well, that's where his auntie Maisie lives.
Right. Your car or mine? Well, mine will do.
Boss still busy, then?
My partner's working on another case.
Oh, pity.
Rich, you aren't thinking of, dear.
This could be a pretty rough area.
I was a copper in this city for nearly ten years.
Oh, that's Ryan Hayden.
He's from June Island.
Not locked.
I was just passing and I wondered if you'd come up with anything.
Well, I'm gradually trying to build a picture of the sort of life he leads.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. I'll be following him again tonight.
Do you think I'm wasting my time?
Well, a bit early to say that. I could probably manage.
One more day, if you think it's worth it.
Well, let's see what I come up with.
Right.
Would it be all right if I paid you now?
There's no need for that.
It's as much for my sake as anything.
I like to try and keep on top of things.
Derek used to handle all that.
He was always the clever one with money.
Yeah, I'll let you know in a couple of days.
It's just going fast.
Yeah, well, if not this time, next time. Bye.
It speaks very highly of you, Wally.
It's all imported stuff.
It's got a chain of shops right across the Midlands.
All selling rubbish.
Taiwan tat, I call it.
Yes, Wally, you always did have a way with words, didn't you?
So anyway, yeah.
What can I do you for?
Wally, that mended.
Don't worry.
A couple of days at least.
A couple of days will be blowed, mate. This is life and death.
Another 24 hours and the whole deal goes down the toilet.
You do realise that?
You could try the Sally Army.
No, those dips are depravity even they won't touch.
Well, I'm not doing any more of them clubs.
It's all right for you. You don't have to sit outside in the car.
Geoffrey.
You are not paid to be negative. You are paid to come up with answers.
Answers.
Our bow.
Gary Glitter.
Must have been nice once.
Poor old trout.
Rosie,
inside.
Mrs Turnbull? Yes.
We're wondering if you could help us. We're looking for your nephew.
Try France.
Well, he came back, but now he's disappeared again.
Good. Wondering if he might have come here.
Not after last time.
Oh, so he was here for a while.
Ten days.
I've never lived deep down.
Even the gypsies complained.
Do you... Do you have any... Have you any idea where he might be?
I don't know and I don't care.
He can break his mother's heart, but he won't break mine.
Look, if he does show up, could you give us a call?
If he comes back here, he'll be dog meat.
And he knows it.
Good day.
This is it over here, 24.
Well, I hope for your effect he's got a yacht somewhere. Don't you worry about
that. Just concentrate on your cards.
I thought you were never coming.
Well, don't just stand there.
Come in. Oh, right.
Yeah, great. And I brought a video.
There you are.
Make yourself at home.
Oh, right. Thanks.
Groovy.
This is Harry Crawford and Ken Boone. How do you do? Ken's a Texas Ranger.
Texas Ranger, eh?
You've got a bit out of your territory, haven't you?
Well, yeah, I would say it's quite a hard ride from Smithwick.
Here, these will lay the trial dust. Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers. Yeah, cheers.
Oh, wow.
You were a detective, Ken.
I take it that's a no.
Here's my priggish friend.
You're a Texas Ranger, he said.
I thought he meant you were a copper.
No, it's a firm I run. You know, motorbike dispatch service.
You know what Derek's like. It's all Wild West with him.
You think I'm mad? You basically get going on Pat Garrett.
Oh, no.
Nor another one.
Don't close, Derek.
Oh, well, you know, I'll do what I can with it.
Um, what's property going for around here?
if it's not a rude question.
So, um, how long have you known him, then?
On and off since we were kids.
And, um, did you go to France with him?
No, he didn't even tell me. He was going.
One day here, the next he was gone.
That's bog rat, though, isn't it? A free spirit.
That's not what I called him.
Is that Woodstock?
Anyway, he's had it now.
It is. It's Woodstock, isn't it?
No.
Forget about Woodstock.
Let's talk about you.
I'll go home, right, and tell her the match is cancelled.
Great, she says.
Do you play a lot of poker, Derek? Well, not enough, obviously.
Anyone else, Harry?
No, no, I'm driving.
So what?
Oh, I'm going fishing with a leg.
So, of course, she hits the roof.
Yeah.
How did you know?
You've got a lot to learn, our kids.
I can see you've been there, Harry. I'm back, mate.
I'm back.
There you are, Derek. A fellow sufferer.
How about you, Kent?
No, I'm never married.
Got more sense, eh?
Well, I've never met the right woman.
No such thing.
They're all after what they can get.
Oh, I mean, what about them?
Have a soothie, they'll laugh at me both at the time.
Vine took me to the bloody cleaners, I don't mind admitting.
What about you, Derek?
You should see her do Mrs.
Thatcher's as a scream.
I'm not complaining.
Oh, come on, Derek.
You work your arse off in that shop of yours, and who gets the benefit?
Sure he does.
I'm doing all right. Only because I put you wise to a thing or two.
She'd have the shirt up his back otherwise.
All right, Jack. The others don't want to hear about all this, all right?
No, no, no. It helps to talk about it sometimes.
Now, come on, director. I'm ready to play cards. Now, put your hands here.
How long have you been looking for him?
He went missing last night.
Why bother looking for him?
Now that you've found me.
Do yourself a favour and give me the photo back.
I might.
If you do me a favour.
I'll do you the favour of not beating you up in front of your mates.
Why, can you look to it?
I might be.
There again, I might not.
What you've got to ask yourself is, is it worth the risk of finding out?
It's just round the corner. Come and have a look.
Yes, I was thinking of having a try. Very good.
No, great night.
Thanks very much. Yeah.
You must come round again sometime.
Time.
How long have you known Harry?
Oh, yeah.
We were in the fire brigade together.
Why?
Oh, nothing really. I suppose I'm a bit paranoid what we jacked you in the mouth
of. One of these babies is going to drop you right in it, Derek.
Oh?
Well, I've got to be a bit careful.
The thing is, I get part of my salary paid in cash.
Keep it out of the wife's clutches.
Jack put you on to that, didn't he, Derek?
As he never tires of telling people.
I mean, it's all right to hear among friends, but obviously, you know, wolves
have ears.
Don't you worry about Harry.
He's from Bilston.
Sound as a pound.
You know that video?
Yeah.
Oh, well, I was in that.
Were you?
Yeah. And you know something else I've always wondered, always, always?
What? Is why they call him Bograt.
Oh, that's me.
And then perhaps I'll tell you. Oh, no, just...
My name's Rocky, and, well, I'm a big, big fan of yours.
Pleased to meet you. Now, sod off.
Snag! Oh, I hate one to know.
I don't know if I could just explain.
Oh, Joe, my back!
My back!
Just sit down and have a little chat about it.
I swear by almighty God, this is my true name and handwriting, and the contents
of this affidavit are true.
Fine.
£4 .50.
Here you go. Thanks very much.
Nice piece of work.
Cheers.
It's Russian.
Wally, you've saved my back, and I don't mind telling you.
Look, hang on. Get your box.
Hey, Wally, you remember the bloke who was in here the other day?
I've had more than one, Harry.
Business isn't that bad.
Taiwan tap man.
Oh, John Bernard.
What about him?
Well, I've just seen him with a woman and I don't think it's his wife.
I should hope not. She's been dead five years.
What's she look like?
Small, blonde, pretty.
Oh, that'd be Elaine.
I think it's Elaine.
His girlfriend?
It would have been the second Mrs. Bernard, only kids didn't approve.
Not kosher.
Oh, yeah.
The money he spends on her, you wouldn't believe.
Try me.
I should never have let you talk me into this.
You got yourself into this mess, Ken.
All you had to do was follow him. No one asked you to become his booze and
buddy. He trusted me and I stabbed him in the back. What about Elaine?
She trusted you too, for better reason.
Money.
Yes, money.
£3 ,375 .75 that bog rolls cost me so far.
But I'll get it back.
Even if I have to sell him off for spare part surgery, bit by bit, I'll get it
back.
Larry?
Yeah?
I've been thinking.
Oh, yeah?
About a replacement for the necros if we don't find him.
Go on.
But they're not exact.
Clearly heavy metal.
But my brother's got this band.
Geoffrey, I have billed this as a comeback.
Your brother has not been anywhere.
How can he come back?
Besotted. That's what Wally said.
I knew it.
Doesn't make any difference, can it?
He stays at her place during the week.
Then he'd go to his house in Leicestershire for the weekend.
There you are.
There I am what?
Look, she's supposed to be starving to death and she's living with a jeweller.
So? Lucky her.
But, I mean, Derek's been taken for a ride. He's paying the rent on that
He'd have knocked his payments down if he could prove it.
I'm going to tell him.
No, you're not.
Why not?
It's unethical.
Unethical? After what I had to do?
Yes, it's unethical.
Elaine is our client.
Look, for the last time, Ken, there are two sides to every story, but only one
side pays the bill.
Is that all that matters?
We sell information. If you want to solve problems, you're in the wrong
business.
That's what I said. Isn't that what I said last night?
We're all agreed on one thing.
What? Look, motorcycle delivery services may not be very glamorous, but at least
I can look myself in the face in the morning.
Steady on, Ken, steady on. I'm sorry, Margaret, you're on your own.
Ken? Thanks, Harry. No, look, I'll go and talk to him. Hey, don't go anywhere.
I've got to go. I'm late already.
Ken?
Ten minutes late, to be exact.
Ken, you impulsive bugger.
I tried doing what I was paid for and I don't like it.
Well, if I knew you was going to do something like that, mate, I'd have kept
trap shut. It's not your fault.
Something like this was bound to happen eventually.
Margaret's right, you know.
Yeah, of course she is. That's the worst thing of all.
All that matters is who's paying.
I can't live like that.
Get out on the wrong side of the bed, did he? Or is that an indelicate
Look, for the last time, he's my business partner, OK?
At least he was.
You don't have to explain yourself to me, my dear.
Live and let live, that's my motto.
Right. Before you get into that car and disappear for the last... I think you'd
better see what Darth Vader wants.
Um, Margaret?
Do you mind if I have a quiet word?
Not if I have to speak through the letterbox, Rocky.
What happened?
And don't tell me you walked into a door.
No. I was punched.
Who by?
Morning. Morning.
Bright ideas.
Oh, hello, Nicky.
What?
When?
She's seen him?
Nicky, darling, it's Lenny.
Now speak to me, Angel.
Look, he can't kill himself, not till he's finished the album.
Could be a good career move.
Look at Elvis.
Have you tried to commit suicide before?
Only twice.
Third time lucky.
No police. I'm trying to contact my partner.
Come on.
If anything happens to him, I'll never forgive myself.
If anything happens to him, I'll see you in court.
Can't you think of anywhere he might have gone?
Well,
there's this Aunty Maisie's.
No, there isn't.
Anywhere else.
Anywhere he was fond of.
Come on, try.
I don't know.
Come on, we're wasting our time. We should be trying the malls.
I take it this boner still applies, dead or alive.
No, it doesn't.
Think, girl!
Shall I bring you sandwiches or something?
No, thanks.
favourite. It's where he first started.
Well, where is it, then?
Look, so far all she's come up with is a billiard hall, two pubs and a sick
temple. Well, I'm doing my best. Yeah, I mean, things change a lot in five
years. Was the rat pit its real name? No, see, the real name was the General
Elliot, but in Victorian times they used to have a rat pit out the back where...
Now, just spare us that history lesson, Sonny, and tell us where it is. Well, I
think it was down here on the right or the left. Why, that's it, Geoff, I'm
Here we are.
E4. No, it was definitely on the right.
I think it was on the left.
Either that or they're putting gargoyles on Tesco.
Looks all but for impotence.
Don't do it!
We were hired to find him, and we have found him. So where's the reward?
Nobody gets a bean if he's in the studio.
Come on, Bert.
You're wasting your time.
Troy. I'm going as well.
There's no need, Rocky. No, I'm responsible. Maybe if I explained. Yeah,
that's a good idea. Then I could stay down here. Not if you want to share the
bonus. You won't.
Oi! What do you think you're doing here?
Who are you?
What's going on?
Who's that up there?
Is that dangerous?
I'm affecting the place. It's Bograt!
He's going to kill himself!
Can't be.
He's in front.
I've got all his records.
I'm not too keen on heights, actually. I'm not wild about them myself.
Are you all right?
The undercollar.
It's you.
Come to see the last act?
Um, no, actually.
No, uh, I just wondered if I could have a quick word.
You can have two.
Piss off.
Uh, it's about last night.
I'd like to explain.
Alright.
Sit down here.
What's your problem?
She was just using me to make you jealous.
You ready?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, what would she want with me when she could have you now?
True.
She really loves you, you know.
Yeah, she probably does.
Silly bitch.
You know, you're all right, Rocky.
Oh, Tar.
Fancy a beer?
Something we can go?
No, no, I've been saving these.
Oh, Tar.
Oh, Calvin.
Yeah, they used to serve them down below.
Remember? Remember?
Beer?
What's he bloody playing at?
I still think I ought to call the police.
Laughing? Laughing.
That's a good sign, isn't it? That's a good sign, him laughing, isn't it? Not
always. What's going on?
I was on screen with your name. Just take some of that.
And I took out that chainsaw. Yeah, the manager said he was calling the police.
And then I kicked him off the stage.
Yeah.
Great. Yeah.
You were great.
I was.
And it'll be the same again.
Still the same man you were.
No.
God, Beth.
Melod a lot.
Well, and think of your fans.
I mean, some of us have been waiting years for this.
And the kids.
A whole generation have never even heard of you.
You're not making it easy for me, Rocker.
Hey, you're a living legend.
You can't give up now.
It's only a crime.
You're right.
Let's go.
It's still stronger than I remember it.
All right, Ken?
Derek.
Just passing.
Thought I'd come and have a look at your set -up. Not much to see. They're all
out at the moment.
Are you?
Here, keep them busy, then.
Can't complain.
a bit of a shock this afternoon, that's all.
So what was that?
Well, uh, this bloke rang up.
Wanted an estimate for a bathroom.
Marble sunken bath.
Gold -plated dolphin -shaped taps. Soap dispensers.
That's some funny people about.
Mirrors on the ceiling.
Drinks cabinets. I mean, he wanted the worst.
Must be worth a few, Pop. Well, that's what I thought.
Anyway, he gave me his name.
Jay Bernard.
Then the address.
And it's only my own bloody house, isn't it?
No. Yeah?
You've got some bloke in.
And of all the people in the world that could do you an en suite, he has to ring
me.
What are you going to do about it? I've already done it, mate.
Mr Lister's hired a private detective.
If he can prove cohabitation, there'll not be payments down a bit, will there?
It won't be bad.
For all my world, though, isn't it?
I mean...
Private detective.
I wonder what he'll look like.
That's me.
Anyway, listen, I'm doing a bit of shooting tomorrow afternoon. Fancy
along? No, I'm sorry, mate. I've got a delivery down in Bristol.
Oh, right. Well, some other time, then, eh? Yeah, some other time.
Sick.
You were nearly killed.
There's never an ex -fireman around when you need one these days.
Anyway, Lenny Bright was most appreciative.
Hey.
There's a couple of rips over there if you're infected.
Here we go again.
Goods delivered, but not paid for.
Not him again.
Is it safe to call?
Yeah, sure.
Oh.
Great.
Hey, I wondered, is there any chance of dragging you through after a drink?
Good idea.
What do you look as though pleased about?
The Dutch.
They booked again the next spring.
Greta smiled.
That's twice.
Oh, I knew you'd win a round, Harry.
Listen, Harry, you're a man of the world.
Am I?
Just answer me this.
Yes, my son.
Why would a perfectly sane businessman, respectable, who was having an affair
with a bloke's ex -wife, phone up that bloke's phone?
to install the tackiest bathroom in the history of the world in that bloke's own
house. I don't know, Ken.
You're the bloody detective.
You tell me.
He's my friend. He's my friend.
He's my buddy till the end.
We'll be right
back.
But he'd fill the air through thick and thin.
Though the road may be muddy.
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