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Previously on Boomerang. You think you
big shit now because you got a few
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followers? A half a million ain't a few.
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Who do you think you are?
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Stripping. Don't make you a dancer,
bitch.
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I feel like God tested me last night and
I failed.
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I've officially become the minister who
doesn't practice what he preaches. Don't
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be so hard on yourself.
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You're the pastor from the billboards,
aren't you? I'm John John, man. You know
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I'm a preacher too. The church I was
preaching at closed down.
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I'm gonna invite you to my church and
you're gonna come.
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Talk to me now.
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Talk to me now. Talk to me now.
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That's some bullshit.
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Bitch,
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I'm lit.
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Yeah, that little stunt you pulled at
homecoming is paying off.
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Them major ass hoes tried to come for me
and ended up swirling me into a new tax
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bracket. Well, they're not the only ones
that got you here.
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Girl, I see you too.
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I also see that stack you got in your
lap.
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First for many five -figure appearances.
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The bag is light.
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The bag's not that light.
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10K for one dance is a big deal. Yeah,
but, um, this ain't 10K. Well, yeah, I
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had to take some off for your expenses.
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The Uber, the shoes, that closure. And
you're the one that wanted four chariot
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pullers. I said you could make dual one.
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It's a chariot, not a wheelbarrow.
Whatever it is, it's expensive.
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Where do you think that money comes
from?
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Well, how would I know? I'm up here
dancing while you're busy sitting here
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clothed collecting 10%. Okay, bitch. I
need a drink.
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And don't worry.
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I'm paying for it with my own money. You
should.
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Peach.
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What'd you say?
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I said, is Betsy taken?
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No, please.
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I'm David.
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Naomi.
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It's my first time here.
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Oh, welcome.
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And now a reading from the book of Job.
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There's the Bible.
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Oh, we went paperless.
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Wait, you can share with me.
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Hey,
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what's up?
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wrong answer it's taco tuesday okay
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that's offensive and there's no way it's
taco tuesday if it's not tuesday right
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it's tuesday somewhere all right hey
just get your ass over here i can't i'm
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busy and besides y 'all didn't even
invite me in the first place i forgot to
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text anyway we invite you now man let me
guess y 'all can't drive home
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We thought you'd be back because your
church closed. What the hell kind of
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church is open on Taco Tuesday?
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It's Sunday.
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I'll call y 'all a lift.
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Appreciate it, my man.
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Taco Tuesday!
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I was at church with that stick up his
ass, man.
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David!
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I like that you don't play fast.
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Damn.
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Stop me.
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What?
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They ain't tipping.
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Hey sis, you got a makeup wipe?
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Y 'all got a problem with me?
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What if we do?
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You gonna call your little tater tots on
us?
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Right.
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First of all, my fans are called tater
tots.
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That's worse.
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Second of all, so... So, you just
dancing for the clout.
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But see, us, we doing this shit for
survival. Exactly.
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I'm here to get my money just like
everybody else.
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You wrong, because you not like us. You
damn sure ain't like me.
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I started in a strip club, too. You
started.
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You didn't stay.
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Hello. Well, I'm here now, and I packed
the house for y 'all tonight.
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You know how much you make tonight for
your little skit? Tell us.
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Come on, how much you make? Probably
more than all of us combined.
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Yep. Right.
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Yeah, but that's...
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more business, more customers, and more
money, right?
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No. It ain't right.
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You know what you are?
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You like the 1 % of strippers, which'll
make the strip club great again, eh?
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Exactly. I mean, girl, go on with all
that Reaganomics.
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The only trickle -down we gettin', we
gotta clean it up with some tissue. Yep.
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Unless you too good for that.
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That's who she is.
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Don't forget to wipe your face, girl.
That glitter will break you out every
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time.
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He lost his kids.
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His wife is tripping.
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His skin broke out.
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Yes, he did.
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Yes, he did.
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But see, that's how you know you're
walking and you're calling.
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Because he'll send you confirmations.
Amen?
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Amen.
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Now, you know I like to socialize.
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You know I like to socialize.
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So I was at a party.
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You know.
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It was good.
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I'm dancing.
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You know how I do.
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Hit the little young folk moves. You
know what they do like that.
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And then, you know, you get a little
thirsty.
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So I go to get a drink.
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And don't worry, Sister Turner.
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It was only seven up. I see your eyes.
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But I reach for the same drink as Job.
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Okay. It wasn't the Job.
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But I tell you what.
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He had that Job.
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is David.
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And just like God called on me, I'm
calling on him to share his testimony.
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So let's extend a godly what's up
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Good morning, Saints.
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Good morning.
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I'm sorry, I really don't want to let
you guys down.
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I feel like John John might have
oversold me a little bit.
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I don't even know if I have anything
good to say.
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The truth is, I'm nothing like Job.
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I mean, I'm a preacher.
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Well... I used to be until my church
closed.
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Actually, I'm lying right now.
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It's not what happened at all.
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I've been lying to everyone around me.
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But for some reason, me being here right
now with all of you makes me want to be
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honest.
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My church didn't close down. I quit.
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I quit. I didn't feel strong enough to
lead my congregation.
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I felt inadequate.
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I felt like a fraud.
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Like, how am I supposed to lead others
when I don't even know who I'm supposed
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to be?
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Am I supposed to be a man of God or
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something else?
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Like anything else.
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Am I making sense right now?
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It's so hard to have joke faith when the
people closest to you, they challenge
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your beliefs at every turn.
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I don't have all the answers.
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Good job. Good job.
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Thank you for your testimony today.
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We love you, brother.
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Now let's get back to the real Job in
this Bible.
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You ready?
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Hold on, hold on.
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Okay, I heard you out, and I figured out
a way to recoup our expenses.
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All you have to do is take a selfie with
them.
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No, I'm good. Let's just go.
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What? You're literally always on your
phone, and now that someone's going to
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you for it, you good?
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Bruh, I just said I don't want to take
this selfie.
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Honestly, I'm not trying to come back in
here again.
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Are you nuts? Every time I refresh your
feed, you go up like 50 new followers.
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You just got paid 10 Gs. Minus expenses.
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Which I just said you could recoup with
a selfie. I just said I don't want to
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take the goddamn selfie.
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Okay.
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Forget the selfie.
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Forget the club.
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Obviously there's something else going
on here.
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You want to tell me what it is?
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Yo, you trippin'. Call me later.
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Hey.
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It's David, right?
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Your testimony was dope.
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I mean, what you said, I really felt it.
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Thank you.
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I'm Tyson.
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You know, we're about to go grab some
food.
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You should join us.
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Uh... Maybe next time, but thank you.
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Well, we go every Sunday after service.
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Just saying.
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Come through.
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You got that? Yep.
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All right. All the way back.
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Feels pretty good right there, huh?
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Yeah, well, this place is...
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Phenomenal.
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We think so.
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Hey, how about I show you the rest of
the church?
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You know, behind the scenes.
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Okay.
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I know you're being tough on yourself.
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Trust me.
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You did great.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby.
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Can I get a dance?
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That'll be $40.
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$40? Yeah, $40.
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In 25 years, I ain't never paid more
than $20.
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It's called inflation, baby.
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That's how I'm the best around here.
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Hell no.
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Hey, 1%. You left the rest of your shit
in the bag.
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So? So, if you want to keep it, then you
should probably go get it.
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Thank you.
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That means a lot.
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Coming from you. No, I mean it.
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You got a gift.
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When you speak, the people feel it.
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Have a seat.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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God has blessed me so much.
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It pleases me to share those blessings.
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That's why I've been taking so many
young preachers like yourself under my
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to mentor here at Inspire.
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I think you would be a great fit, David.
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You got to be able to speak to the
people.
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If you can't tell, we do things a little
differently around here.
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We've got an inclusivity ministry, trap
gospel choir, singles Bible study every
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Friday night. And I don't mean to brag,
but we have the highest marriage rate
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amongst 20 -somethings of all the
churches in Gwinnett County.
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Wow.
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That's, uh, I don't, uh... I don't know
what to say.
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You know, um... Let's pray on it.
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But we might want to work on your
messaging.
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You got a little dark there for a
minute. You were honest, but maybe a
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too honest.
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Really, I mean, people seem to be into
it, to me.
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They're not going to want to hear that
every week.
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And you might want to step up your shoe
gang.
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They don't call it conspire for nothing.
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So you can teach me how to sew a button.
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We could start by him in those pants.
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I could make two pairs with those.
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Steve Harvey swag. What you talking
about?
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Hey, I want to tell you that I really
enjoyed your testimony earlier.
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And I hope to see you again next Sunday.
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Maybe sooner?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Where your money at? Huh? Huh? Where
your money at?
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Where your money at? Huh? Huh? Where
your money at?
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Drink?
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Shit.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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That looks pretty swollen.
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No shit.
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I sprained it a few weeks ago.
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You know they don't keep these damn
spots clean.
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A doctor should really take a look. You
think this place gives us insurance?
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Girl, these lockers don't even work.
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And don't no doctor want to take cash
that smell like Hennessy.
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Let me help you, bitch.
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Look, I know me being here ain't making
it any easier for y 'all.
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It's not even about you.
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You know, every time a new girl like you
comes in, they roll out the red carpet.
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Meanwhile, they don't even vacuum the
actual carpet.
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And these owners, they be telling us
that they can't afford to fix shit or
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us paid days off.
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It's just all bullshit.
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They got this system where they the only
ones profiting and we the ones left
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scrambling, trying to survive and treat
each other like this.
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So why are we fighting each other when
we should be fighting them?
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I don't have time for no Women's March,
boo -boo. Okay, I gotta be here.
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We gotta do something, Dream.
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You can start by calling me Dorothy.
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Now, why would I do that? Because that's
my name. My mama really liked the
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Golden Girls.
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Dorothy, though?
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She was like the worst one.
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Don't hate on Dorothy. She was just
misunderstood.
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Yeah, she didn't understand she was a
lesbian.
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What's wrong with that?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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