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Hurry up with the paper, Sid.
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Give me another cup of tea, please.
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In a minute. I want to read my horoscope
first.
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You can't. I'm doing a crossword.
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Well, you read it to me, then.
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Taurus.
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Same load of bull as yesterday. Forget
it.
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Oh, please, darling.
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A risky time for taking liberties with
the opposite sex.
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Oh. So just watch it.
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Well, go on. Be especially helpful to
those closest to you.
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That means you get me another cup of
tea.
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When you've finished reading it. And try
not to get on your partner's wick first
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thing in the morning.
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Stop messing about.
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You don't believe in all this rubbish.
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I do if it's true.
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That's logical, I suppose.
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Yesterday they told me not to speculate,
so I didn't.
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Didn't what?
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Speculate. Or do the pools, or have a
bet or anything.
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But you never do the pools or have a bet
or anything.
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I know.
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But it's nice to know that if I had, I
wouldn't have won.
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Well, go on, darling.
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Ah, close partners will be in a
difficult mood this morning.
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There you are. I told you it was always
right.
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Oh, you are irritable.
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I am not irritable. I just want to
finish the crossword, that's all.
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Morning, Mum.
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Morning, darling.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, seeing one of his moods again?
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According to my horoscope, yes. Do you
mind?
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Is this going to last all day?
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No, only for this morning.
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Slow thinking. Slow thinking.
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Six letters beginning with S. Oi,
stupid.
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I'll thump you.
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Six letters beginning with S. Oh, I knew
that.
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Morning, Mummy. Morning, darling.
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Hello, Daddy.
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Mathematical snake.
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Five letters ending in R.
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Adder.
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chance, have I? Oh, Daddy, don't be so
irritable. I'm not being irritable. I'm
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just trying to finish my crossword,
that's all.
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In peace.
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I'll take it to the office and do it
there.
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Could I have the paper, then? I want to
check my horoscope.
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There. Dad, can I have the pot, please?
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Here, that'll suit you better.
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Oh, this?
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Yes, yes, yes, I know. The woman's page,
yes. Thank you, darling.
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Do me a favour.
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Give that to the budget.
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What is it?
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Pigeon racing results.
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What about the goldfish?
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You know very well they can't read.
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Good morning. Can I come in?
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No.
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That's bad. You want to see him when
there's a full moon.
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You're trying to be funny like your
brother. I only flipped round to see if
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could borrow your morning paper.
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You see, it's our dog.
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Trevor's training him to fetch it, but
it didn't work out.
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What happened? Did he swallow it? He
keeps chewing it up. It's all in shreds.
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We're having the same trouble here.
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You haven't got a dog.
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No, Sid does, Howard.
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He gets overexcited jumping up at the
letterbox.
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I warned you.
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I only wanted the paper to see what my
horoscope says.
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We usually have a morning paper
delivered here, not old Moore's almanac.
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I had my fortune told yesterday by a
gypsy, so I wanted to check the
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today. What for?
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To see if what she told me was true. If
it is, well, it'll confirm it, won't it?
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What did the gypsy say, then?
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Well, for a start, she said I was going
to have lots of kids.
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Well, you better not hang about here,
then.
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Because if it does confirm it, you want
to start boiling lots of hot water.
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I don't think she... He meant that I was
going to have them today.
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Well, when you do have them, I think
you'd better have a word with your old
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first.
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No laughing matter, Sid.
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There's a lot in it. Yeah, a lot of
cudswallop.
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It isn't. A gypsy told my great -aunt
Edith that she'd be run over by a car.
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Your great -aunt Edith passed away
peacefully in bed at the age of 90.
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Yes. And as soon as she was buried, they
built a motorway over the cemetery.
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And his stopped dead short of the labour
exchange.
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Well, I was just dead lucky, wasn't I,
Dad?
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I know my future.
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I can just see it. These two pushing me
down to the post office in a wheelchair
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to get their hands on my old age
pension.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, Sid. I think
it's very interesting.
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I'd love to have my fortune told.
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Well, the gypsy's coming back today.
I'll get her to pop round.
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Will you?
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Hey, Sid, I'm going to have my fortune
told.
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She won't come round here to tell you
her fortune. She'll just come round here
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to improve her own.
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I used to tell fortunes by reading the
tea leaves.
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I got quite good at it.
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Give it away.
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Yeah.
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Have a go at mine.
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All right.
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Very funny.
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I know my future. It's full of little
perforations.
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Not in a very good mood to do, is he?
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It's not his fault, Betty. It's his
horoscope.
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Rosie. Hello, darling. Oh,
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no, I bet they're not, Sid. I've got to
get home.
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Betty's in a right state.
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Put one in there, will you? Go on, sir,
you're good.
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You know, a blooming old gypsy came
round yesterday, told her fortune.
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Oh, no.
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You're going to have 18 kids.
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I'm not having any more kids. Ready is.
A fortune teller told her. You what?
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Make them doubles.
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She's coming round to tell Jeans
tomorrow. Hope she doesn't tell her the
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thing.
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What a load of rubbish it is.
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Yeah, well, I don't know, Sid.
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I mean, some people have the gift, you
know, to foretell the future.
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You're like your missus in a tea leaf,
you are. Well, what about my auntie
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Ethel, then?
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Yeah, wait a minute. Let's forget it.
Tomorrow's Saturday. Let's go fishing.
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Have you seen the weather forecast for
tomorrow?
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Heavy rain and thunder.
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If they forecast rain, mate, there won't
be a cloud in the sky. There'll be
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people tottering about all over the
street suffering from sunstroke.
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Yeah? Well, I don't fancy sitting next
to the canal all day getting soaked.
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I can see it. I'll catch the big one.
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Like that it'll be. I can see it up on
that wall there in a glass case.
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Underneath it says, This monster was
caught by Sid Abbott while his mate, the
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twit, was sitting at home wrapped up in
a raincoat waiting for it to pour.
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Do me a favour, Sid. The only thing
we've ever caught in that canal is an
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army boot.
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Well, don't mock it. It was a size 12.
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You sure, Sally?
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Oh, yes.
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Daddy mentioned several times this week
that he was thinking of going fishing
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tomorrow.
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Well, that's what the gypsy meant.
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We can't let him go.
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But what did she say, Mummy? I mean,
what were her exact words?
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Well, we sat here on the sofa and she
read my palm and all those things and
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she looked worried.
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Beware, she said.
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Beware of a loved one having an accident
involving water.
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She wouldn't say any more.
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Why not?
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I hadn't any more silver.
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But an accident involving water?
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Mummy, there's only one thing that could
mean. You're right.
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We've got to beware, as she said.
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Your father can't go fishing.
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Where's his tackle?
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Under the stairs.
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But what are you going to do?
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Hide it. Where?
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In the greenhouse.
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But Mummy, he'll be furious.
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Yes, but when he realises afterwards
that he hasn't drowned, he'll be very
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grateful.
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If you won't come with me, I'll go on my
own.
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Well, look, if you want company, Sid,
take Rosie.
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Rosie? Lovely bit of bait.
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I tell you what, if the fish don't bite,
she'll get a nibble there.
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Oh, Sally, this is the first time I've
ever saved anybody from drowning. You
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might even get a medal for life -saving.
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Anybody else?
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Oh, you're late, darling.
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Yes, well, I got held up. Very heavy
traffic.
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In the Heron House?
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Thank you, Sherlock Holmes.
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As a matter of fact, I just popped in to
pay my dues for the annual outing.
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They have... the annual outing two weeks
ago, Daddy.
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This, I presume, is your assistant, Dr.
Watson.
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Well, Doctor, for your information, I
just popped in to pay the annual dues
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next year's outing.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why?
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Oh, why?
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Yes, why?
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Yeah,
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why? Well, because if I pay them early,
then they let me sit up in front with
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the driver.
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What are all the questions for?
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Well, I was worried.
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I thought you could have had an accident
or got drow... Got drow?
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Yes.
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Drowsy. Drowsy?
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Mummy was getting worried because...
because your supper's spoiling in the
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And you might get drowsy.
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Yes. That's it.
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Hi, Dutch. Hey, you had quite a session
in there, didn't you?
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What is this, MI5?
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Where did they have you posted? Behind
the Asperdistra?
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No, I was in the back room on the
billiard table.
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Ah, I thought you'd find somewhere to
lie down.
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Steve! Yes, I'm coming, all right.
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What's the matter with you?
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We've hidden his fishing tackle.
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I don't want to know.
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What's this?
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I'm sorry...
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Yes, I noticed that.
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What is it?
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Chicken. Oh.
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Oh, thank God. I thought you'd cooked
him.
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Would you rather have a sandwich,
darling? No, no, no. Just anything
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going fishing tomorrow. I want to get my
tackle ready.
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Oh. Now what?
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Why do you want to go fishing?
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To catch fish.
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I think it's an absolute waste of time.
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Yes, you're probably dead right. Now, if
you don't mind, I'm going to get my
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tackle.
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I don't want you to go fishing.
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Why not?
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Well, it's cruel,
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isn't it, Sally?
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Yes, that's right, Daddy.
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How would you like it if someone tried
to catch you by dangling a tasty meal in
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front of you?
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If it looks anything like what your
mother just dangled in front of me, I'd
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no chance.
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Well, I don't want to be the daughter of
a fish murderer.
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This is ridiculous.
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All I'm going to do is sit on the bank
and dangle a worm in the water.
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Not really.
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Forced to hang about there all by
itself, deep down in that mucky canal.
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He can't even swim.
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The worm I use can swim ten lengths of
the municipal baths.
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Don't be ridiculous. Not only that, when
he gets tired, crawls back up the line,
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takes off his swimming trunks and nops
back in the tin.
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There is no need to be sarcastic. Will
you excuse me? I don't want to have to
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use violence. Thank you very much.
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Here we are.
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All right.
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
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The fishing rods, hooks, bait tin, nets,
basket.
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Would you mind repeating that?
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Where is my...
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Oi.
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You have flogged my fishing tackle.
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I haven't touched it.
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Isn't that fantastic?
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My only son.
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Slave for years to work, to earn a
living for him so he can go to school
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clothe him, feed him. I do that.
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What does he do? He flogs his... Dad, I
haven't touched it.
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Now he's telling lies as well.
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Mike wouldn't do that. How can you
believe that about a member of your own
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family?
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All right.
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Who did it then?
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Me.
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What? I hid it.
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Where? In your own interest, Sidney
Abbott, I am not going to tell you.
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You. In your own interest, Daddy, I am
not going to tell you. Your mother just
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said that.
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Now then, who's going to... It's all
right.
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You don't have to tell me anything.
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He'll do anything for money.
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A quid.
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No, thanks.
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A nice, crispy, green winter.
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Well, I'll tell you, Dad. It's in the
greenhouse.
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Oh, charm.
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You were about to weaken.
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How could I weaken? I didn't even know
where it was. I was going to work him up
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to a fiver.
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So it's in the greenhouse, is it?
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Sid, I don't want you to go fishing. I
think you'd better tell him about it,
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Mummy. Tell him about what?
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It was the gypsy.
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She told Mummy's fortune and warned her
to stop you going fishing.
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Why? Well, she said that a loved one
would be involved in an accident with
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water. So I thought, well, she thought
you'd drown.
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Give me strength.
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We cannot take the chance, Sid.
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Now, I'm determined you are not to go
fishing.
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And you know what I'm like when I get my
teeth into a bee in my bonnet.
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Your teeth into what?
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A bee in my... Now, now, forget it.
Forget it.
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save you from drowning.
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Oh!
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Oh,
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well, darling, if it'll make you feel
any better.
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Oh, darling, I'm glad you see it my way.
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00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,340
Oh, where's Sally's water wings?
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00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,160
Oh, Sid, you're not still going. Of
course I'm going.
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All right, then, I'm going too.
300
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,339
So am I. Me too. I mean, let's face it,
the insurance company won't pay out
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without an independent witness.
302
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:19,640
I appreciate being woken up in the
middle of the night for a weather
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You know I don't like thunder. It makes
me nervous.
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Don't worry, darling.
305
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,540
It's just the angels moving the
furniture about.
306
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,790
Don't be patronising.
307
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,870
It's absolutely pelting down.
308
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:41,989
The weather forecast said there'd be a
storm.
309
00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:43,450
I know. Trevor told me.
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00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,890
Yes.
311
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,790
I've got it in here under the
bedclothes.
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00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,950
Well, if this keeps up, you won't be
able to go fishing tomorrow.
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00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,440
Oh, Sid.
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00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,619
The ceiling's leaking.
315
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,880
I can't feel anything.
316
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,240
You'll have to get up and do something.
We'll get so...
317
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,609
Might be a loose tile or something.
318
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:25,020
That's probably what they said about the
Titanic.
319
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,799
What do you want me to do, give orders
to abandon ship?
320
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:35,340
Do you think there might be a hole in
the roof?
321
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:36,860
Rising damp.
322
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:39,750
It's coming from the ceiling.
323
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,590
All right, it's falling damp.
324
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,020
Well, you'll have to get up into the
attic.
325
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,940
hole in the roof, then you can stuff it
with something.
326
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,680
What's a good idea?
327
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,820
What do you suggest, sage and onion?
328
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You'll have to go and see. Go on.
329
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Oh, God, blimey, what a way to spend a
night.
330
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Are you all right up there, darling?
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Be careful, it could be dangerous.
332
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Thank you.
333
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,670
If I had any blaster choice, I'd still
be in bed.
334
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,560
Why is Daddy up in the attic?
335
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,070
Oh, nothing much.
336
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,510
He and Mum had a row, separate bedrooms
and all that kind of thing. My!
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00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,780
Go and get an old blanket.
338
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,070
Thank you. Fortunately, there's a hole
in there.
339
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,360
Like I fell through the ceiling.
340
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,550
You did?
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00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,610
I know!
342
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:43,330
It's all right now, darling. Mike's up
there blocking the hole in the roof.
343
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What with his head?
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Now you just relax.
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And tomorrow you can have a nice,
peaceful day fishing all on your own.
346
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,810
But, Mummy, what about the gypsy's
warning?
347
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,420
But it's happened, darling.
348
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,400
The loved one having an accident
involving water.
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The gypsy was right.
350
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She was not right. She was a bloody day
early.
351
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,730
And my breakfast.
352
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:25,879
It's half past eleven, darling. I
thought you were going fishing at the
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dawn. No, no, no. It's the crack of
noon.
354
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:31,799
It's a bit early for the fish. They'll
still be half asleep, so will Trevor.
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00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,679
Hello, Chris.
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00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,760
Are you ready, Chris?
357
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:36,879
Yeah. I'll just have this little rock,
and we'll wait till Mike's finished
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00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,930
cleaning the car.
359
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:40,899
Would you like a cup of tea, Trevor?
Yes, please. Stick a scotch in it.
360
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,340
What about the jersey there?
361
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,889
Thank you.
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00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:10,440
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