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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:05,050 Bless this house, 7004, part 1, take 1. 2 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,920 Bonjour, madame Bonneva. 3 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,220 Bonjour, monsieur l 'abbé. Comment ça va? 4 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,700 Très bien, merci. 5 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,200 Voilà. 6 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:43,200 Au revoir, madame. Un 7 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,200 moment, monsieur l 'abbé. Oui? 8 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,940 Deux -cinq -quante pour le cognac, s 'il vous plaît. 9 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:52,480 Considérer la monnaie comme un cadeau pour l 'église. 10 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:25,250 I'm dying. 11 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,240 That steak I had last night's upset me stomach. 12 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:35,380 It's not the steak that upsets your stomach. It's the half gallon of red 13 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,560 it's floating about in. 14 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,980 Please don't shout. I've got a shocking head. 15 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,360 I'm not surprised. 16 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:43,200 Here's your cornflakes. 17 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,060 Oh, my God, the noise. 18 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,360 Why did you drink so much? 19 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,700 I was enjoying myself. 20 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,540 Well, that's more than I was. 21 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:56,400 I thought you liked the club dinner dances. 22 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:59,330 I don't enjoy seeing you make a fool of yourself. 23 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:00,790 What did I do? 24 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:02,350 You mean you can't remember? 25 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,610 Well, it's all a blur after the steak. 26 00:03:05,290 --> 00:03:07,430 I didn't upset the club president, did I? 27 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:08,948 Upset him? 28 00:03:08,950 --> 00:03:10,490 You danced with him twice. 29 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:13,570 Did I? 30 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:16,130 Must have been him that kept putting his hand on my bottom. 31 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,150 Oh, God, never again. 32 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,030 You know what you need to do? 33 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:22,730 Yeah, shoot myself. 34 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:28,300 Oh, thank you. I'm trying to cure my hangover and I've stored another one. 35 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,640 It works, Sid. 36 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,200 My father always swore by it. I'm not surprised your father swore at 37 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,080 Drink this. 38 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 What is it? 39 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,020 Never mind what it is. Drink it. 40 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,160 It smells horrible. 41 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,600 It'll do you good. 42 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,420 You haven't been going through the insurance policies again, have you? 43 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,240 No, I can't fight it. 44 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,620 It'll make you feel better. 45 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,259 You sure? 46 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:04,000 Positive. Always cured my father's hangovers. No, no. 47 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,100 The smell's putting me right off. No. 48 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Hold your nose. 49 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:50,870 What bottle? 50 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,370 What have you given me to drink? 51 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:56,010 Now, look, it couldn't possibly harm you. If it was going to harm you, it 52 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,010 have done it by now. 53 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,850 It wasn't wine, was it? 54 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:00,110 Well, not exactly. 55 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,390 Well, what exactly was it? 56 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:05,710 Well, it was next to the wine, and I thought it was the wine, and maybe we 57 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:06,990 should check your insurance policy. 58 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,210 I bet it makes you happy. 59 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:48,370 Oh, Sid, really. You don't think that I'd give you rust remover. Well, what 60 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:48,989 it then? 61 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:51,710 Trevor's homemade sherry. Well, it tasted like rust remover. 62 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,350 Sure as good, but I still got my hangover. 63 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,790 You've also got a letter from Paris, Daddy. 64 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,030 Paris? 65 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,070 Paris? 66 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:02,470 Who do we know in Paris? 67 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:04,290 Why don't you open it and find out? 68 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,480 I didn't know you went to France. 69 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,320 I didn't. France came to me. 70 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,620 His name was Pierre. 71 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,380 Pierre? He was a lieutenant in the Free French Army. 72 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,359 Go on. 73 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,360 He taught me a lot. 74 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,820 Some of it was French. 75 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,540 You never told me about any Pierre. 76 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,960 It was before we met. 77 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:53,180 Women frogs coming over here and nicking our women. 78 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:54,420 Oh, 79 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:59,580 he was tall and dark and terribly romantic. Yes, yes. You'll never mind 80 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:00,580 that. Read the letter. Go on. 81 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,280 Who by? 82 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,580 Henri and Odette. 83 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 Henri? 84 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,720 Ha, ha, ha! 85 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,460 Old bony face! 86 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,920 Is there any danger of Sally and I getting any breakfast? 87 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,900 In a minute. I want to find out about your father's French friends. 88 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,240 Oh, well, look, old Henri was in the resistance. 89 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,840 And what was Odette in? 90 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,260 Follies Bouger? 91 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,400 No, no, no. 92 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,040 She was in the what? They saved my life during the war. 93 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,680 They were in the underground. 94 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,300 The real underground. The French resistance movement. 95 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,080 Hey, Dad, how did he save your life? 96 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,600 Well, it was 1940. 97 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,560 The Germans were sweeping across France. 98 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,460 The Allies were retreating. 99 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,880 And I managed to hitch a lift on a French lorry to try and get to Dunkirk. 100 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,120 Only trouble is, the lorry was going to Paris. 101 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,000 And that's how I met Henri. 102 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,210 Which way to Dunkirk? 103 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:09,650 Oh, you can't do it by yourself. 104 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,590 Paris is occupied by the Bosch. 105 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:14,610 Henri is right. 106 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:18,170 Everywhere you turn, they are there, the Bosch. Well, what am I going to do? 107 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:21,670 You must go to your house. I can't do that. I've got to get back to England. 108 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:22,529 What for? 109 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:24,010 To carry on fighting the Bosch. 110 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:29,350 If you ask me, we will help you get back to England. 111 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,810 Thank you, thank you. 112 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:35,250 Yvonne! Are you sure you must get back to England? Yes, I must get back. I've 113 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,249 got to do my duty. 114 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,250 Oui, monsieur. 115 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,190 On the other hand, there's no point in rushing back. 116 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,150 Take him to your bed. 117 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,650 Ivan will take care of you. Come with me, monsieur. 118 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:46,990 Thank you, yes. Oh, 119 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:48,969 thank you very much. 120 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:51,250 Thank you. What are we going to do with him? 121 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,350 Ivan will know what to do with him. 122 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:56,910 Who is the Englander? 123 00:08:57,230 --> 00:09:01,730 Pardon? Who is the Englander? Oh, nous ne parlons pas l 'allemand. 124 00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:03,110 You speak English? 125 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,109 Un petit peu. 126 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,450 We have reason to believe a British soldier is in this bath. 127 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,750 Then you are mistaken. 128 00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:10,410 Silence! The German army is never mistaken. 129 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:16,350 Perhaps we'd better search the place. But you are wasting your time. There is 130 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:18,670 nobody here but my wife and myself. 131 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:22,870 And Jules. 132 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:25,150 And who is Jules? I am the dancer. 133 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:30,190 I work here. That is right. There is nobody else here but Jules, my band, and 134 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,190 myself. 135 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,250 And who is Yvonne? 136 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,770 Well, she is my dancing partner. 137 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:39,470 Who else have you behind that curtain? 138 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:42,890 Nobody. Nobody. There is nobody there. 139 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:46,190 Come out from behind that curtain before I shoot. 140 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,870 And what have we here? 141 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,850 I am also the dancer. 142 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,290 We are partners, me and Jules. 143 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:00,670 What is your name? 144 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:03,810 Boris. Ah! 145 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,250 So you are Jules and Boris? 146 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:09,270 You don't look like a dancer. 147 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:13,970 But he's a wonderful dancer. The best in France. Why, he is like a gazelle. 148 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,150 Thank you. Yes? 149 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,450 Well, perhaps we could see that gazelle. 150 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,210 Pardon? Dance. 151 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:21,210 Now? Now. 152 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:24,070 But he is unperceived without the music. 153 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,930 Before the war, I am in the Berlin Philharmonic. 154 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,690 He would be. 155 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,130 Now I see why you friends are losing the ball. 156 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:16,970 Go on. 157 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:21,810 Jeff, go on. Oh, go on, that was fun. 158 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,810 Thank you, everyone. Oh, don't mention it. 159 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,430 Don't mention it, mush. 160 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,250 Mush? 161 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:28,810 Corporal Crawford, Royal Engineers. 162 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,790 He's English. 163 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,310 He's English. 164 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:36,430 I've been listening. He waits. Don't, don't. What about that new old Italian? 165 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,430 Yes, and he doesn't want this game. No. 166 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,960 I know why you didn't tell us about it before. 167 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,500 I don't believe a word of it. 168 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,620 It's true. I'm not joking. Straight up. It's all right for some, isn't it? A 169 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,620 weekend in Paris. 170 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,680 And this Yvonne sounds a bit of all right, Daddy? 171 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,580 A bit of all right? Blimey, she was a crack. 172 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,520 Very, very pleasant girl she was. Very nice. 173 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,560 Anyway, she's probably forgotten all about me by now. 174 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,520 Oh, I don't think she's forgotten about you. She's put a P .S. on the bottom of 175 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,359 Henri's letter. 176 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,500 Yes? My darling Sid. 177 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,600 Yeah, well, you know what the French are. Very warm people they are. Latins, 178 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,760 know. Very affectionate. 179 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:15,420 What a joy it will be to meet you again after all this time. 180 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,480 I often think of the nights you sheltered in my bed. 181 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,900 Yeah, well, she wasn't in it. I mean, she was out blowing up bridges. 182 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,840 Liar. I'm not kidding. Blimey, nothing happened, I'm telling you. Anyway, it's 183 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,840 33 years ago. 184 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,100 Little Sidney is now... 185 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,340 Well, it'd be lovely to have the house to ourselves this weekend. 186 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,619 They haven't gone yet. 187 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,160 No, but they will have in a few minutes. 188 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,600 Dad hasn't given us his don't do, has he? 189 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,300 Oh, Daddy's fire fixation. 190 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:22,820 Don't be in late, do behave yourselves, don't leave the lights on, do leave my 191 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,600 car alone and don't nick the booze. 192 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,540 Right, well, we're off in a minute. 193 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,260 Now, don't be in late, do behave yourselves. 194 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,620 Don't leave the lights on and do leave my car alone. 195 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,840 You've left out don't nick the booze. It's locked up. 196 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,060 Are you ready, Romeo? 197 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,780 Oh, don't keep on. 198 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,840 Little Sidney is now 32. 199 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,000 I don't know anything about it. I keep telling you, whoever it is, it's got 200 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,180 nothing to do with me. 201 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,579 All right, Daddy. 202 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,280 We don't mind having a French half -brother. 203 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,060 You haven't got a French half -anything. 204 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,600 They didn't call him Sidney for nothing. 205 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,120 Oh, God, Marnie. 206 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,580 I wasn't the only Sidney in the British Army. 207 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,100 There must have been about 20 ,000 Sidneys. 208 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,640 I mean, come to think of it, you know. 209 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,920 I mean, Montgomery could have been a Sidney. 210 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:10,780 Sid Montgomery. 211 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,800 His name was Bernard. 212 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,920 Oh, well, Eisenhower. 213 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,060 His name was Dwight Eisenhower. 214 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,840 Well... Why don't you try Sid Churchill? 215 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,100 You got anything? 216 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,980 Yes. Ticket, passport and phrasebook. 217 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,220 Phrasebook? What do you want a phrasebook for? 218 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,380 So we can make ourselves understood. 219 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,220 Oh, rubbish. I never had any trouble when I was over there. 220 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:34,820 That's obvious. 221 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,560 Anyway, they all speak English. 222 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:38,980 Not all of them, Daddy. 223 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,100 Well, blimey, they ought to. We liberated them. 224 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,260 We're all Britannia. Oh, Belka. 225 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:47,040 That's it. Now then, behave yourselves. No wild parties while we're away. 226 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,600 It's all right, Daddy. You can trust us. 227 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,860 Goodbye, darling. 228 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,560 Bye, Mum. Bye -bye, three times. Bye -bye, Mum. 229 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280 Bye -bye, now. 230 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,200 Five, four, three. 231 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,030 Two, one. 232 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:51,410 And we have another surprise for you, Sidney. 233 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,530 Remember Yvonne? 234 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:57,910 Yvonne? The one who kept blowing up bridges. 235 00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,370 Oh, that Yvonne. 236 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:04,670 Ever since you were coming, she has been so looking forward to doing it with you 237 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:05,670 again. 238 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:09,210 Well, she's going to be disappointed, isn't she? 239 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,450 Sit down, please. 240 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,830 Yvonne wishes you to enjoy her again. 241 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,770 They're lovely people. You'll like them. I promise you. 242 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,330 Nice place, isn't it? 243 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,160 We were friends. Not like you and Liberace. 244 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,020 And where is little Sidney? Oh, he's out with one of his girlfriends. 245 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:10,440 Oh, he's always with the girls. He is what you say, Sidney. A chip of the old 246 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,440 block. 247 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,940 A father like son. 248 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,800 Oh, you know his father? 249 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,860 I should do. I married him. 250 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,320 Oh, no, no. You do not understand. 251 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:25,580 Sidney is not the father of Sidney. Oh, no. No, no. 252 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:09,090 And do you have any children? 253 00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:13,430 Oh, yes, boy and a girl. Oh, you should have protein with you. No, no, it's good 254 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,610 to get away from them for a time. Will they be all right by then, Terry? Of 255 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,530 course, they're good kids. They know how to behave. 256 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,270 I'll be right in. 257 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:37,570 You're causing a disturbance. 258 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:41,230 Must be Mrs. Grundy from the house next door at 1. 259 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:42,930 No, sir, a Mrs. 260 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,310 Parker from the next street at 2. 261 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:51,510 I hope you have a good appetite. 262 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,510 Oh, we're famished. Oh, well, I have prepared a gastronomic feast. Oh, that's 263 00:20:56,510 --> 00:21:02,590 marvellous. But first, a toast to our distinguished guest. 264 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:06,770 House Canotes. 265 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,170 House Canotes. 266 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,510 Vive la France. 267 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,410 Vive la France. 268 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,150 The Queen. 269 00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:15,430 The Queen. 270 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:22,050 President of Pompidou. President of Pompidou. 271 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,610 Teddy. Teddy. 272 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:29,410 Sorry about it, you know. 273 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,270 Say away. 274 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:37,890 mean to break anything up. I just wanted you to make less noise, that's all. 275 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,130 But you can't have a party without noise. 276 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:42,930 Sorry, miss. I've got a job to do. Good evening. 277 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,210 Good night. 278 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,750 It's just our luck. 279 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:49,110 Mum and Dad away, and we can't even get a scene together. 280 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:50,790 There's no justice, Mike. 281 00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,630 We're supposed to be permissive. We ought to at least get the chance. 282 00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:56,710 Yeah, I bet the golden oldies are having a swinging time in Paris. 283 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,330 Bobby Moore. 284 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,560 Pig and Whistle. 285 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,660 Sid. Sit down, I'm starving. 286 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,940 As long as he keeps proposing, I'm going to respond. 287 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:21,080 I think we've won. 288 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,280 myself. I'll do me out. 289 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 Englebert. 290 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,620 What's his name? 291 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,880 Humperdinck. That's it. I knew it. I know it. 292 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,340 Humperdinck. 293 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:56,100 The French Foreign Legion. 294 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,520 The French Foreign Legion. 295 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,020 The Dagenham Girl Partners. 296 00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:08,450 Wasn't exactly one of our better nights, was it, pal? 297 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,710 No, but it may have been one of our worst. 298 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,030 You know, all I've eaten is half a sausage roll. 299 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,370 All I've had is the other half. 300 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,050 I've got an idea. 301 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:23,650 How would you like to go to the Dorchester Grill and have a massive 302 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,210 -up? What are we going to use for money? 303 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:27,310 One of Dad's credit cards. 304 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,900 Red French painter Toulouse -Lautrec. 305 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,520 The great English painter Charlie Cartwright. 306 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,120 Who's Charlie Cartwright? 307 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,220 The fellow who painted our kitchen. 308 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,960 The Common Market. 309 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,700 The British Empire. 310 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:58,500 No. Your British Empire is finished. The Common Market. 311 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,820 Knickers to the Common Market. 312 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:08,260 You'll have to watch it now we're in, mate. You'll have to get your fingers 313 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,900 I'll say what I like. I'm English. 314 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,080 What did he say? 315 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:20,100 He called you a pig. 316 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,820 Oh, did he? 317 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,820 Well, let me tell you something, mate. 318 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,580 You are a little fat French garlic -smelling twit. 22194