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Bless this house, 7004, part 1, take 1.
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Bonjour, madame Bonneva.
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Bonjour, monsieur l 'abbé. Comment ça
va?
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Très bien, merci.
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Voilà.
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Au revoir, madame. Un
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moment, monsieur l 'abbé. Oui?
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Deux -cinq -quante pour le cognac, s 'il
vous plaît.
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Considérer la monnaie comme un cadeau
pour l 'église.
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I'm dying.
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That steak I had last night's upset me
stomach.
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It's not the steak that upsets your
stomach. It's the half gallon of red
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it's floating about in.
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Please don't shout. I've got a shocking
head.
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I'm not surprised.
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Here's your cornflakes.
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Oh, my God, the noise.
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Why did you drink so much?
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I was enjoying myself.
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Well, that's more than I was.
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I thought you liked the club dinner
dances.
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I don't enjoy seeing you make a fool of
yourself.
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What did I do?
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You mean you can't remember?
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Well, it's all a blur after the steak.
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I didn't upset the club president, did
I?
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Upset him?
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You danced with him twice.
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Did I?
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Must have been him that kept putting his
hand on my bottom.
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Oh, God, never again.
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You know what you need to do?
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Yeah, shoot myself.
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Oh, thank you. I'm trying to cure my
hangover and I've stored another one.
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It works, Sid.
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My father always swore by it. I'm not
surprised your father swore at
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Drink this.
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What is it?
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Never mind what it is. Drink it.
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It smells horrible.
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It'll do you good.
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You haven't been going through the
insurance policies again, have you?
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No, I can't fight it.
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It'll make you feel better.
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You sure?
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Positive. Always cured my father's
hangovers. No, no.
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The smell's putting me right off. No.
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Hold your nose.
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What bottle?
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What have you given me to drink?
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Now, look, it couldn't possibly harm
you. If it was going to harm you, it
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have done it by now.
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It wasn't wine, was it?
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Well, not exactly.
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Well, what exactly was it?
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Well, it was next to the wine, and I
thought it was the wine, and maybe we
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should check your insurance policy.
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I bet it makes you happy.
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Oh, Sid, really. You don't think that
I'd give you rust remover. Well, what
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it then?
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Trevor's homemade sherry. Well, it
tasted like rust remover.
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Sure as good, but I still got my
hangover.
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You've also got a letter from Paris,
Daddy.
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Paris?
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Paris?
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Who do we know in Paris?
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Why don't you open it and find out?
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I didn't know you went to France.
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I didn't. France came to me.
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His name was Pierre.
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Pierre? He was a lieutenant in the Free
French Army.
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Go on.
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He taught me a lot.
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Some of it was French.
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You never told me about any Pierre.
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It was before we met.
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Women frogs coming over here and nicking
our women.
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Oh,
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he was tall and dark and terribly
romantic. Yes, yes. You'll never mind
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that. Read the letter. Go on.
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Who by?
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Henri and Odette.
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Henri?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Old bony face!
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Is there any danger of Sally and I
getting any breakfast?
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In a minute. I want to find out about
your father's French friends.
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Oh, well, look, old Henri was in the
resistance.
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And what was Odette in?
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Follies Bouger?
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No, no, no.
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She was in the what? They saved my life
during the war.
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They were in the underground.
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The real underground. The French
resistance movement.
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Hey, Dad, how did he save your life?
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Well, it was 1940.
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The Germans were sweeping across France.
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The Allies were retreating.
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And I managed to hitch a lift on a
French lorry to try and get to Dunkirk.
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Only trouble is, the lorry was going to
Paris.
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And that's how I met Henri.
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Which way to Dunkirk?
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Oh, you can't do it by yourself.
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Paris is occupied by the Bosch.
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Henri is right.
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Everywhere you turn, they are there, the
Bosch. Well, what am I going to do?
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You must go to your house. I can't do
that. I've got to get back to England.
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What for?
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To carry on fighting the Bosch.
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If you ask me, we will help you get back
to England.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Yvonne! Are you sure you must get back
to England? Yes, I must get back. I've
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got to do my duty.
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Oui, monsieur.
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On the other hand, there's no point in
rushing back.
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Take him to your bed.
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Ivan will take care of you. Come with
me, monsieur.
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Thank you, yes. Oh,
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thank you very much.
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Thank you. What are we going to do with
him?
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Ivan will know what to do with him.
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Who is the Englander?
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Pardon? Who is the Englander? Oh, nous
ne parlons pas l 'allemand.
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You speak English?
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Un petit peu.
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We have reason to believe a British
soldier is in this bath.
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Then you are mistaken.
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Silence! The German army is never
mistaken.
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Perhaps we'd better search the place.
But you are wasting your time. There is
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nobody here but my wife and myself.
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And Jules.
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And who is Jules? I am the dancer.
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I work here. That is right. There is
nobody else here but Jules, my band, and
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myself.
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And who is Yvonne?
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Well, she is my dancing partner.
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Who else have you behind that curtain?
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Nobody. Nobody. There is nobody there.
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Come out from behind that curtain before
I shoot.
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And what have we here?
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I am also the dancer.
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We are partners, me and Jules.
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What is your name?
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Boris. Ah!
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So you are Jules and Boris?
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You don't look like a dancer.
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But he's a wonderful dancer. The best in
France. Why, he is like a gazelle.
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Thank you. Yes?
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Well, perhaps we could see that gazelle.
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Pardon? Dance.
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Now? Now.
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But he is unperceived without the music.
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Before the war, I am in the Berlin
Philharmonic.
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He would be.
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Now I see why you friends are losing the
ball.
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Go on.
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Jeff, go on. Oh, go on, that was fun.
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Thank you, everyone. Oh, don't mention
it.
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Don't mention it, mush.
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Mush?
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Corporal Crawford, Royal Engineers.
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He's English.
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He's English.
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I've been listening. He waits. Don't,
don't. What about that new old Italian?
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Yes, and he doesn't want this game. No.
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I know why you didn't tell us about it
before.
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I don't believe a word of it.
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It's true. I'm not joking. Straight up.
It's all right for some, isn't it? A
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weekend in Paris.
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And this Yvonne sounds a bit of all
right, Daddy?
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A bit of all right? Blimey, she was a
crack.
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Very, very pleasant girl she was. Very
nice.
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Anyway, she's probably forgotten all
about me by now.
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Oh, I don't think she's forgotten about
you. She's put a P .S. on the bottom of
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Henri's letter.
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Yes? My darling Sid.
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Yeah, well, you know what the French
are. Very warm people they are. Latins,
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know. Very affectionate.
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What a joy it will be to meet you again
after all this time.
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I often think of the nights you
sheltered in my bed.
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Yeah, well, she wasn't in it. I mean,
she was out blowing up bridges.
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Liar. I'm not kidding. Blimey, nothing
happened, I'm telling you. Anyway, it's
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33 years ago.
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Little Sidney is now...
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Well, it'd be lovely to have the house
to ourselves this weekend.
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They haven't gone yet.
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No, but they will have in a few minutes.
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Dad hasn't given us his don't do, has
he?
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Oh, Daddy's fire fixation.
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Don't be in late, do behave yourselves,
don't leave the lights on, do leave my
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car alone and don't nick the booze.
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Right, well, we're off in a minute.
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Now, don't be in late, do behave
yourselves.
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Don't leave the lights on and do leave
my car alone.
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You've left out don't nick the booze.
It's locked up.
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Are you ready, Romeo?
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Oh, don't keep on.
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Little Sidney is now 32.
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I don't know anything about it. I keep
telling you, whoever it is, it's got
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nothing to do with me.
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All right, Daddy.
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We don't mind having a French half
-brother.
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You haven't got a French half -anything.
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They didn't call him Sidney for nothing.
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Oh, God, Marnie.
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I wasn't the only Sidney in the British
Army.
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There must have been about 20 ,000
Sidneys.
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I mean, come to think of it, you know.
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I mean, Montgomery could have been a
Sidney.
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Sid Montgomery.
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His name was Bernard.
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Oh, well, Eisenhower.
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His name was Dwight Eisenhower.
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Well... Why don't you try Sid Churchill?
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You got anything?
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Yes. Ticket, passport and phrasebook.
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Phrasebook? What do you want a
phrasebook for?
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So we can make ourselves understood.
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Oh, rubbish. I never had any trouble
when I was over there.
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That's obvious.
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Anyway, they all speak English.
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Not all of them, Daddy.
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Well, blimey, they ought to. We
liberated them.
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We're all Britannia. Oh, Belka.
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That's it. Now then, behave yourselves.
No wild parties while we're away.
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It's all right, Daddy. You can trust us.
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Goodbye, darling.
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Bye, Mum. Bye -bye, three times. Bye
-bye, Mum.
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Bye -bye, now.
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Five, four, three.
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Two, one.
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And we have another surprise for you,
Sidney.
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Remember Yvonne?
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Yvonne? The one who kept blowing up
bridges.
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Oh, that Yvonne.
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Ever since you were coming, she has been
so looking forward to doing it with you
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again.
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Well, she's going to be disappointed,
isn't she?
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Sit down, please.
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Yvonne wishes you to enjoy her again.
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They're lovely people. You'll like them.
I promise you.
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Nice place, isn't it?
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We were friends. Not like you and
Liberace.
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And where is little Sidney? Oh, he's out
with one of his girlfriends.
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Oh, he's always with the girls. He is
what you say, Sidney. A chip of the old
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block.
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A father like son.
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Oh, you know his father?
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I should do. I married him.
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Oh, no, no. You do not understand.
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Sidney is not the father of Sidney. Oh,
no. No, no.
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And do you have any children?
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Oh, yes, boy and a girl. Oh, you should
have protein with you. No, no, it's good
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to get away from them for a time. Will
they be all right by then, Terry? Of
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course, they're good kids. They know how
to behave.
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I'll be right in.
257
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You're causing a disturbance.
258
00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:41,230
Must be Mrs. Grundy from the house next
door at 1.
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No, sir, a Mrs.
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Parker from the next street at 2.
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I hope you have a good appetite.
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00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,509
Oh, we're famished. Oh, well, I have
prepared a gastronomic feast. Oh, that's
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marvellous. But first, a toast to our
distinguished guest.
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House Canotes.
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House Canotes.
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Vive la France.
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Vive la France.
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The Queen.
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The Queen.
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President of Pompidou. President of
Pompidou.
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Teddy. Teddy.
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Sorry about it, you know.
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Say away.
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mean to break anything up. I just wanted
you to make less noise, that's all.
275
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,200
But you can't have a party without
noise.
276
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Sorry, miss. I've got a job to do. Good
evening.
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Good night.
278
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,800
It's just our luck.
279
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:49,110
Mum and Dad away, and we can't even get
a scene together.
280
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:50,790
There's no justice, Mike.
281
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We're supposed to be permissive. We
ought to at least get the chance.
282
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:57,220
Yeah, I bet the golden oldies are having
a swinging time in Paris.
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Bobby Moore.
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Pig and Whistle.
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Sid. Sit down, I'm starving.
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As long as he keeps proposing, I'm going
to respond.
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I think we've won.
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00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,330
myself. I'll do me out.
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00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,410
Englebert.
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00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,670
What's his name?
291
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,950
Humperdinck. That's it. I knew it. I
know it.
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00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,390
Humperdinck.
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The French Foreign Legion.
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The French Foreign Legion.
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00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,020
The Dagenham Girl Partners.
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Wasn't exactly one of our better nights,
was it, pal?
297
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,710
No, but it may have been one of our
worst.
298
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,340
You know, all I've eaten is half a
sausage roll.
299
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,370
All I've had is the other half.
300
00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,100
I've got an idea.
301
00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:23,649
How would you like to go to the
Dorchester Grill and have a massive
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00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,570
-up? What are we going to use for money?
303
00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:27,310
One of Dad's credit cards.
304
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,900
Red French painter Toulouse -Lautrec.
305
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,520
The great English painter Charlie
Cartwright.
306
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,120
Who's Charlie Cartwright?
307
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,220
The fellow who painted our kitchen.
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The Common Market.
309
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The British Empire.
310
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:58,500
No. Your British Empire is finished. The
Common Market.
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00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,820
Knickers to the Common Market.
312
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:08,890
You'll have to watch it now we're in,
mate. You'll have to get your fingers
313
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,900
I'll say what I like. I'm English.
314
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,080
What did he say?
315
00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:20,100
He called you a pig.
316
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,870
Oh, did he?
317
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,260
Well, let me tell you something, mate.
318
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,580
You are a little fat French garlic
-smelling twit.
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