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DTR Thames 5393, part one, take one.
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And a good afternoon to you, ladies.
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Good afternoon, Terry.
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Hope you're all ready and raring to go
for another fight on that old flat.
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Ready and waiting, Terry. Today, I'm
thrilled skinny to say, we're
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once more on your lovely pies.
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Cheeky. We're getting the old pies down
to size, if you'll pardon the
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expression. Now, lest you get a chill on
the kiddies, put a cushion on the
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floor. One cushion on the floor.
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Right. Now, lie on the floor and put
your head on the cushion, okay?
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Whatever you say, Terry.
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I just want you to close your eyes.
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Let yourself drift away.
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Oh, yes.
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Put your hands on your hips.
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And slowly now, slowly, raise your legs
into the air and count to ten.
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You dirty devil!
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Hello, Sid.
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You're home early.
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Oh, blimey, he was quick, wasn't he?
Where did he go?
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Where to?
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That iron stroke you got in there.
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Now, bend the knees... That's him.
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...until your knees are touching your
chin.
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Where is he?
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Now, lower those legs again. That's the
Irish fella's head.
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Just relax.
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Terry Wogan.
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Once again, legs up.
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What did you think was happening in
here?
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Oh, er, er... Can I have a cup of tea?
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You do jump to conclusions, Sid. Well,
I've got a very vivid imagination.
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What are you talking about?
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That's French, for you've got a dirty
mind.
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Just a minute.
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There's nothing wrong with my mind. It's
just that I've got a very active brain.
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And you belt up or I'll cut off your
minute.
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There's no need to take it out on him.
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You're getting too cheeky, this bloke.
One of these days I'll let him on a
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of toast.
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to think I committed a crime.
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I've flogged myself to death today.
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I've done 38 calls non -stop just so I
can be home and spend a little time with
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my family. What do I get?
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You're home early today.
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Sorry, Sid.
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I thought you'd been pleased to see me.
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Oh, I am pleased to see you, dear. It's
lovely to have you home early.
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Thank you. Now you can mend that fuse in
the garage while it's still light.
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I should have stayed at work.
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No, I promise, darling, from now on you
can come home as early as you like and
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nobody will even mention it. Thank you.
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Hello, Mum.
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Hello. Hello, Dad. You're home early.
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Don't you start.
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Have I said something wrong?
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No, dear, I think your father just feels
a bit guilty about finishing so early.
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Have you been needed? Yes, please, Mum.
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How's she getting on at school?
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Don't ask me.
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Why not? You're her mother.
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Correction, I'm a parent.
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Children don't speak to parents
nowadays.
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Parents don't understand.
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Well, that's the trouble. You see,
there's no communication.
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Well, I'm not going to let that happen
in this house. I am going to communicate
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with our kids.
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Sal, sit down, darling.
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What have I done now?
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Nothing. Sit down. I want to talk to
you.
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Now, sit.
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How was school today?
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All right.
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What did the teacher think of your
essay?
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How do you reckon you're going to exams?
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All right.
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Well, that's all right, then.
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Well done, Sid.
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A major breakthrough.
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Daddy? Hmm? You can talk rhyming slang,
can't you?
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Oh, yes.
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Cain and Abel, table, plates of meat,
feet, apples and pears.
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Well, your mother will tell you about
that.
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Oh, it's one of those, is it? It's to do
with sex.
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What makes you say that?
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Because you always look embarrassed at
anything to do with sex. I sometimes
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wonder how you ever had me.
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Go and do your own work. Go on.
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Don't upset your father, Sally. Go
upstairs and I'll talk to you about it
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All right, Mummy.
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Bristol's? What kind of a school is she
going to?
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The one you chose for us. Hi, Mum. Hi,
Dad. Here he is. Look at him. The sun
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air.
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if it's convenient for me to come home.
There's no need to work off your sexual
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frustrations on me.
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I am not frustrated sexually or
otherwise.
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I'm sure the rest of the street will be
delighted to hear it.
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These kids today, I mean, it's all
wrong, isn't it?
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It's all this permissionness and sex and
leaping in and out of bed.
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Well, there's no need to get so upset
about it. There's every need.
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I bloody missed it all.
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Don't be a drag, Sally. It's a painting.
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Lead on, Picasso.
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Is that the masterpiece?
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Yep. You're the first one in the
household to see it. Oh, I am honoured.
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should be. You ready?
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Dig that.
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I did it from memory. From memory?
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How often have you seen her in the nude?
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I haven't. Only the faces, Betty's. I
copied the body from that book over
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It's a copy of Goya's Reclining Nude. I
thought it made rather an unusual
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composition. Very unusual.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think she's got fantastic...
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Bristol Bridge.
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Bridge.
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Now.
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Bristol Town.
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Frown.
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Now.
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Bristol City?
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No, no, no.
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Are you going to show it to Mum and Dad?
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Well, if I can get them in a good mood.
Oh, you've no chance.
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I've been waiting for a whole fortnight
to tell them about the school play. What
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is it this year?
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Charlie's Aunt?
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No. It's a seduction of innocence.
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That's a bit hot for a school play,
isn't it?
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On second thoughts, I don't think I will
tell Mum and Dad.
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It'll be a nice surprise to them on the
first night.
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Yeah, light the blue touch paper and
stand well clear.
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Well, it does them good to be shot now
and again. Keeps them on their toes.
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Why don't you just forget about it, Sid?
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Forget about it?
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We're her parents. We have a duty.
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How many more kids from that school are
galloping around talking about bristles?
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I'd like to speak to the headmaster,
please. Mr Abbott.
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We've got to nip that sort of thing in
the bud.
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Hello? Is that the headmaster?
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Well, this is Mr. Abbott, Sally's
father.
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I'm very worried about the bad language
he's picking up.
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What do you mean, stop swearing at her?
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She's not getting it from me. She's
picking it up from some layabout at your
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school.
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Yes, I can be more specific.
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Bristol's.
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Bristol's. Bristol City.
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Oh, you know.
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Yeah, well, I don't know what kind of
school you're running, am I?
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Don't you use that tone with me, Mush.
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Because I should be around there and
you'll get a swift kick right up the
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cliver.
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And you.
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Beautifully put, Sid. Oh, well, time
somebody took a stand.
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You've got to preserve some kind of
standards of decency.
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You worry too much.
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Sally knows what the score is.
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That's the trouble. When I was her age,
I didn't even know the game.
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I think I will. That's a good idea.
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If you're going, take these with you.
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They're Mike's. Right.
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This is a bit strong for a school play,
Sal.
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Well, it is supposed to be a modern
morality play.
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Mr Hughes, our English teacher, wrote
it.
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Are they actually going to do this scene
where Claudia's seduced by the young
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schoolmaster? There'll be trouble if
they don't. Why?
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I'm playing Claudia.
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Mike.
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What a mess.
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Yes.
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Where did we go wrong?
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I don't know.
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You did tell her about things, didn't
you?
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Oh, yes, I told her everything.
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I told her about men and about sex and
about everything.
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That could be it.
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What could be what?
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You did it too well.
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Instead of a warning, it was more like a
commercial.
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Well, what are we going to do?
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It's too late to do anything, isn't it?
It's already been done.
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What a mess.
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Our daughter's preggy and our son's
painting the next -door neighbour in the
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nude.
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You absolutely sure?
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Of course I'm sure. I saw it with me own
eyes. Full frontal.
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Big grin on her face.
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I don't know what Trevor's going to say.
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Not Betty, Sally.
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Oh, Sally, yes. Sorry, I heard it,
didn't I? Outside her door, I listened
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her. Why didn't she come to us? Well,
she thinks we're too square to
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Oh, what'll the neighbours...
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The neighbours?
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Why do we care what the neighbours
think?
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There's nothing to be ashamed of. We've
got to show tolerance and understanding.
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And we've got to stand by our daughter
in her hour of need.
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We'll emigrate.
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Running away won't solve anything.
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We've got to be practical.
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I wonder who did it.
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Did what?
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Our daughter's having a baby.
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Somebody did something.
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Oh, yes.
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You're right, somebody did.
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We've got to find the man.
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Oh, she's been going out with Jeremy.
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Jeremy? Jeremy, that chinless wonder.
No, it couldn't be him.
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Why not?
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I don't think he's got the strength.
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Well, we've got to know.
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You're right, we have got to know.
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I'll get her down here.
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Oh, Sid, don't shout at her.
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When have I ever shouted at ourself?
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Every day for the past 16 years.
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Don't worry, I'll be calm.
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Just... Leave it to me, and she'll get
all the understanding she needs at this
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particular time. Just leave the whole
thing to me.
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Sally! Sally, darling!
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Yes, Sally?
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Would you mind, if it's not
inconvenient, coming down for a moment?
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I'm busy right now.
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Get down here, now!
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Please! Please?
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Just leave her talking to me.
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I think we should give her the
opportunity to tell us herself, before
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out we know. Good idea.
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What's the matter?
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I've just had an awful thought. What?
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You don't think it could be that young
Chinese waiter from The Takeaway?
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Oh, Chi Min.
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Well, they were very friendly a few
weeks ago. He gave her the thoughts of
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Chairman Mao.
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Let's hope that's all he gave her.
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Yes, Daddy? Come in, darling. Sit down.
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Sit down. Slowly. Take it easy.
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Here we are.
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Where would you like to put your feet
up?
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How do you feel, dear?
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All right.
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Do you fancy something to eat?
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No, thanks.
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No special fancies like chocolate,
smoked salmon, pickled onions?
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No, thanks.
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You really must eat plenty, you know.
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Oh, no.
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I'm putting on weight if it is.
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Sally, listen, darling. We are your
parents, both of us, and we love you.
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Oh, very much, dear.
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No, no. Is there anything you'd like to
tell us?
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Anything, anything at all. I mean, is
anything worrying you?
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Well, yes, there is.
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But I didn't want to tell you until the
end of term in case it upset you.
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I didn't want you to think I'd let you
down.
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We'd never think that, Sally. Of course
we wouldn't ever think a thing like
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that. Tell you, tell you, Daddy, what's
happened?
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I've been dropped from the hockey team.
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Oh, good.
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Sally, you're being evasive.
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Now, look, this is, this is, we can't
pretend like this. I mean, it's stupid.
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We're not getting any further at all.
Now, Sally, look, darling, we have found
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out.
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Yes. Yes, Daddy heard you telling Mike
in your room.
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Is that all?
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Is that all? Isn't there enough?
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Well, I wasn't going to tell you until
it happened. I thought you might not
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approve. You're dead right. We don't
approve.
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Who's responsible, Sally?
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Mr. Hughes.
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He's our English teacher.
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He's our bloody school again.
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English teacher?
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Oh, he's very avant -garde.
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He's very what?
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Progressive. He certainly is.
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I shall tell as bleak. Now, he forced
you to do it, didn't he? Oh, no.
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I wanted to.
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Yes, dear, don't you worry about a
thing. Now you go out and lay down and
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come up and talk to you later.
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Okay.
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That does it.
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Where are you going, Sid?
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I am going to sort out a certain avant
-garde progressive randy English
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Sid, don't do anything silly.
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Like what?
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Well, I know you. You'll lose your
temper and punch his face in. Oh, no,
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just where you're wrong.
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We're going to sit down and talk like
two sensible, civilised men and discuss
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the future of our Sally and her baby.
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Then I'll punch his face.
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Who is it?
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They found out about the school play.
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What happened?
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Daddy went out in a temper and my...
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after what's happened.
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I don't know what you mean, Mummy.
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With the baby on the way.
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Mummy! You're having a baby?
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I'm not having a baby. You are.
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I am?
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Sally, I know it's too late for
lectures, but how could you?
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Mummy! Sally, I know it's done now, and
there's no use crying over spilt milk.
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But, Mummy!
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Some very happy marriages start like
this.
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have been if if what he did it turned
out I mean if he put you in that
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Oh, blimey, yes.
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He knows he was in a fight, I'll tell
you.
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He didn't half bruise his knuckles on my
chin.
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Oh, poor thing.
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Can I get you a drink? No, not yet.
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I've got to sort out Leonardo da Vinci.
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Oh, can we forget about that, Sid?
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Forget about it?
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I've got a duty as a parent.
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Look at it.
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Look at that.
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Oh, hey, it is Betty.
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It's obscene.
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Never mind the city. Look what's lying
on it.
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Look at her.
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Putney's Playgirl of the Month.
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Hey, you're not taking her next door.
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I am taking her next door.
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I'm going to show it to Trevor.
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I'm going to stop his wife flaunting
herself in front of my son.
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Do you think I should go down and
apologise?
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Apologise? What for? You haven't done
anything wrong.
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That's true.
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It wasn't your fault Dad got the wrong
end of the tick.
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That's true.
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You didn't give him a black eye.
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That's true. So why should you go and
apologise?
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Because I'll get the blame anyway.
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That's true.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll go and get him in a good mood. You
stay here. I'll soften him up.
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How will you do that?
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I'll pay him back the pound I owe him.
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Hi, Mum. What are you doing?
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Shh. I'm trying to hear what's going on
next door.
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That's a bit sneaky, isn't it?
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You're a fine one to talk about being
sneaky.
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Why? What have I done? We know all about
you and Betty and that nude picture.
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Oh, no, Mum.
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Oh, yes, you're fine. Father's gone
round to see Trevor.
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00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:39,199
Well, there's no need to go and see
Trevor. The only part of that picture
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was Betty was her head.
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Her head?
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Yeah, the body I copied from a book.
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Punishing me for coming home early.
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Oh, the other eye, Sid.
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Yes. Oh, they look very nasty.
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Not half as nasty as I feel.
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They don't? You could do with some raw
steak.
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That'll stop the swelling.
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Oh, I haven't got a steak, Sid. Would
you like to try a beef burger?
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No, thank you.
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Is there anything I can do, Dad?
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Yes. Try leaving home.
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Oh, never mind, darling. You'll laugh
about this tomorrow.
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I'm hysterical now.
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How many more masterpieces have you got
like this?
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Only one.
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Adam and Eve.
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And whose heads have you got on that?
Adal Wilson and Mary?
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No.
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Look what I found.
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You
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might
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have had the bloody decency to give us
fig leaves.
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Thank you.
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