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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,650 --> 00:00:06,189 What'll I do when you are far 2 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:12,170 away and I am blue? 3 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:18,010 What'll I do when I'm alone? 4 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:46,300 attitude. It's taken him three weeks to see that. 5 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,780 If you're angling to get the sack. 6 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,110 No, I'm not. 7 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,260 I like working at the bookies. 8 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,400 I like the other wage slaves. 9 00:00:55,401 --> 00:00:56,659 They're a laugh. 10 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:59,010 It's the customers what get on me throppinies. 11 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,320 They are such wasters. 12 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:07,099 And every time I look at them, I see Chris staring back at me. Makes me want 13 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,040 pour boiling hot coffee over their family jewels. 14 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,440 I can see how they'd pick up on that. 15 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:17,320 I wear my heart on my sleeve. 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,920 It's my biggest problem. 17 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:23,860 No, Sharon, that's only halfway down a very, very long list. 18 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:27,500 Do you fancy going for a drink, Trace? 19 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,540 Just you and me? 20 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,940 I need to chill out. In a bit. I'm just doing Travis's pizza. 21 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,020 Can't he do it himself? 22 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:37,510 He ain't a baby. 23 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,540 I'll cut the crust off for me, Mum. 24 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:40,790 Already done, love. 25 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,160 How are you going to cope when you go away to uni? 26 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:47,710 I'll get it. 27 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:49,580 He's not going anywhere. 28 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:50,750 He's staying local. 29 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:54,150 That way he won't have to pay rent and he can eat all his meals here. 30 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:57,420 And have Mummy on hand to cut the crust off his pizza. 31 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:38,630 should have warned me. Sorry. I know I can be a bit impulsive. 32 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:43,670 Oh, that's okay. Nice to meet you. So, have you just come over from New 33 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:46,650 Yes. Oh, Mummy's so happy out there. 34 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:51,629 She's got a beautiful parish. So I understand from my loving daughter's one 35 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,680 only email. 36 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,630 It wasn't for me, though. 37 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:57,690 It's such a backwater, especially the fashion. 38 00:02:57,930 --> 00:03:02,529 They still think Stella McCartney's a hot ticket. You mention Veena Carver or 39 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,580 Peter Somme. 40 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,220 and it's just a sea of blank faces. 41 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,299 So, I applied for some jobs back here, landed some interviews in London and 42 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:18,070 thought I'd come and see my gorgeous, gorgeous granny. 43 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:27,920 Sorry, I can't do this. I spent my whole life not having a family. 44 00:03:27,921 --> 00:03:32,569 Then suddenly your mother drops into my life, only to disappear just as suddenly 45 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:37,829 off to New Zealand. And then out of the blue, you turn up. No, it's all too 46 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:38,880 much. 47 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:40,960 Oh, I see. 48 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,480 No, 49 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,970 you're right. I've been thoughtless. I'll go. 50 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,240 No. 51 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,320 You're here now. 52 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:56,240 Stay. 53 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,470 Only please don't call me Annie. 54 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,730 I won't. It's not right anyway. 55 00:04:06,090 --> 00:04:10,430 You know, you actually look even younger in the flesh than you do on Skype. 56 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:14,210 I have a couple of bulbs gone. 57 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,649 Can I call you Dorian? 58 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,770 I think we're more like sisters anyway. 59 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:24,210 I couldn't possibly comment. 60 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:27,430 I really feel this fantastic... 61 00:04:27,431 --> 00:04:29,159 between us. 62 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,560 My friends think you're a legend. 63 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,140 I mean, Foxy Cohen is just the best. 64 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,660 Well, I have always tried to connect with the young. 65 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,200 As the doorman down the YMCA will confirm. 66 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,440 I can't wait to get to know you better. 67 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:52,400 Oh, um, I was wondering if I could crush here for a couple of days. Yes. 68 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:58,670 I'd probably be okay, wouldn't it, Mum? 69 00:04:58,671 --> 00:05:02,609 Yeah, of course. As long as you don't mind bunking in with your big sister. 70 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:03,660 Oh, my God! 71 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:09,160 We can go clubbing and then come home and have a late -night gurney chat. 72 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:12,070 I'll show you upstairs. Great. 73 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:13,990 I'll carry your bags. 74 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,630 Oh, that's lovely. Thank you. 75 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:24,550 50... 60... 70... 76 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,680 75 pence. 77 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:28,470 Don't spend it all at once. 78 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:32,000 Loser. 79 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:34,820 Hey, Trice. 80 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:38,200 What are you doing here? You can't see if I'm behaving myself. 81 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:40,390 You don't trust me, do you? 82 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,210 Would it surprise you if I say no? 83 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:44,020 Not really. 84 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:48,610 Excuse me. In a minute. Just really quickly, I need... I said, in a minute. 85 00:05:48,611 --> 00:05:52,849 I just want to put 20 quid to win on Humphrey's about in the free 30s. I am 86 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,890 talking to my sister. 87 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:56,880 So rude. 88 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:00,940 Oh, 89 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:06,160 they've started now. What about my bet? What about your bet? 90 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,700 Well, 91 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:10,949 there you go. 92 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:12,690 I've just saved you 20 notes. 93 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,840 Say thank you. 94 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:17,250 I won't say a lot more than that. 95 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,800 Excuse me, love. 96 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,140 Dennis Timms, area manager. 97 00:06:21,141 --> 00:06:24,719 We've had several complaints about your attitude and I can see that they were 98 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,220 just scratching the surface. 99 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:28,719 I think you'd better step into the office. 100 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:29,770 If you don't mind. 101 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,440 They thanked you, didn't they? 102 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,859 No, they didn't. They docked me half a day's pay and gave me a final written 103 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,620 warning. And it's all your fault, Trace. 104 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:50,030 If you hadn't been spying on me, I wouldn't have got... lumbered with this. 105 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:51,320 What's that? 106 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:53,510 Customer service manual. 107 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,710 I've got to read it and digest. 108 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:04,120 Blimey, is it? Grab a granny night down the armstead. 109 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:09,970 Travis and I are taking Emma out to introduce her to Chigwell nightlife. 110 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,069 Oh, great. 111 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,829 Bars you can't hear yourself thinking. 112 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,120 Blokes with fake tans and birds with tattoos. 113 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,210 My kind of people. 114 00:07:18,391 --> 00:07:20,339 Acting your age? 115 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:24,010 Well, my knee's locked together and my push -up bra won't push up anymore. 116 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,300 Emma's enthusiasm makes me feel young. 117 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,740 Glad you didn't chuck her out, then. So different to Naomi. 118 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,060 I don't feel any of that baggage. 119 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,770 Guilt, you mean? 120 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,980 Emma's inherited my style, my joie de vivre. 121 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,680 It's remarkable how like me she is. 122 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,300 Fifty years and three facelifts ago. 123 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:51,499 She's such a bore. full of energy, so focused on the positive, such an 124 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:56,520 to the sullen, ponderous heap of negativity that is you, Sharon. 125 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:59,599 Do you think it's been better when I was young? 126 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,680 Life full of promise? 127 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:04,140 I never felt like that. Oh, there's the surprise. 128 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,380 Life's really marked you, hasn't it? 129 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:12,300 I just knew that it was going to be one long arse -ache. 130 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,960 And I haven't been disappointed. 131 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:23,540 It's a bit chilly, eh? 132 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,620 That's not going to keep you very warm. 133 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,930 Oh, I don't know. 134 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,620 Making Travis sweat. 135 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:36,279 Mum gave me some money for an interview outfit, but I blew the whole lot on 136 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,760 this. I just couldn't resist. 137 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,900 I know exactly where you're coming from. 138 00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:44,719 Marcus once sent me out to buy a washing machine and I blew the whole lot on a 139 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,540 romantic weekend for two in Paris. 140 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:47,859 With the cross? 141 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,700 Livid. He was in Dusseldorf. 142 00:08:52,001 --> 00:08:54,159 Right, shall we go then? 143 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,500 Yeah. Oh, I hope your girlfriend isn't going to mind you being out with me. 144 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,200 He hasn't got a girlfriend. 145 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,400 We recently split up. 146 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:13,119 Where shall we go first? 147 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,170 Oh, who cares? 148 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,120 Let's just go with the flow and see where the evening takes us. 149 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:23,150 Yeah, well, most evenings round here end up in the cabana. shop. 150 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,050 So you better glue in your teeth, doll. 151 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:30,260 Enjoy yourselves. Be careful, won't you, Travis? 152 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:31,680 Yes, ma 'am. 153 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,450 What are you doing? 154 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:38,090 You have got homework to do. 155 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,580 He hasn't got any trousers on yet. 156 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:09,230 Dorian! 157 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:21,259 Dorian, whenever you crawl out of whoever's bed you slept in last night, 158 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:24,510 please listen to one of the 47 messages I've left you and call me? 159 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,040 I'm afraid, like me, my phone ran out of charge around Orpington. 160 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,200 Why were you in Orpington? Those night buses take a very circuitous route. 161 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,500 I'm ashamed to say I let my enthusiasm get the better of me last night. 162 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,980 Shots are a bad, bad thing. 163 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:12,460 I fell in with a very fast crowd. 164 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,450 I ended up at an all -night... paintballing session in Canary Wharf. 165 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,290 As you can see, I took rather a lot of hits. 166 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:25,140 You look like Ronald McDonald after he's been for a car wash. 167 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:27,510 I'll take your word for it. 168 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,450 I'm too scared to look in the mirror. 169 00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:33,369 I really should have stayed with Travis and Emma. Did they get home all right? 170 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:34,009 Oh, yeah. 171 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:37,650 They've been tucked up all night in the same bloody bed. 172 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:40,650 No. Yes. 173 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,900 He's upstairs with an air with no trousers on. 174 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,750 Your granddaughter has taken advantage of my baby. 175 00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:49,699 Why, Emma doesn't need to take advantage of anyone. She could have any man she 176 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:53,130 wanted. And she'll have them all before she's 30, the way she's going. 177 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:55,680 Not what I expected from a vicar's daughter. 178 00:11:56,020 --> 00:12:00,219 But I suppose her mother had an uphill battle struggling against your 179 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,270 genes. 180 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,459 Yeah, what about Travis's biological background? His blood type is definitely 181 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,900 gangster positive. 182 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,540 English argument for breakfast. 183 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:20,980 You look like Ronald McDonald. 184 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,660 So, what's it about? 185 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,280 It's about Emma and Travis. 186 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,739 What's happened? 187 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:32,119 They seem to be getting on well enough last night. What, you saw them? 188 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:36,200 Yeah. They came back in while I was ploughing through that manual. 189 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:40,280 I mean, honestly, I have read more interesting phone bills. 190 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:47,000 And? And they started snogging and it was getting on my nerves. 191 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,680 So you told them to stop? 192 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,220 Well, sort of. I told them to get a room. 193 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,120 Well, they definitely did that. 194 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:17,139 to his room i've done him a favor trace it's about time he parked his bus 195 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:23,419 he wasn't ready well if he wasn't ready it wouldn't have happened trust me i'm 196 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:29,379 an expert he's too young god knows how this has affected him 197 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:33,379 well 198 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:40,219 what makes you so sure that He didn't 199 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,119 seduce her. 200 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,880 Two reasons. One, she's related to you. 201 00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:48,259 And two, Travis gets embarrassed when the girl in Costa asks him if he wants 202 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,310 chocolate on it. 203 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:53,339 You just don't think she's good enough for your precious granddaughter. 204 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,230 No, you started the name -calling. I'm very fond of Travis. 205 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,860 I was simply defending Emma. 206 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,300 Well, I think they make a lovely couple. 207 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,630 Morning. 208 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,240 Oh, good night, was it, door? 209 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,860 No, I won't be in for lunch, Mum. 210 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,920 Taking Emma down Luigi's for a calzone. 211 00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:14,699 Hoping all your mates are going to be there? 212 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,810 They should be. I've texted them all twice. 213 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,120 But they're going to be well jealous. 214 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,760 Travis, are you sure you're all right, love? 215 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,460 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 216 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,570 Oh, my God. 217 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,060 You've been discussing my sex life? 218 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,300 Wow, I've got a sex life. 219 00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:41,059 Oh, you sure now? I just don't want that sort of thing going on in my house. 220 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:41,979 Here we go again. 221 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,879 Look, this proves Emma's right, Mum. I can't go to a local uni. 222 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,890 I need to go away, and she reckons Maastricht's really good. 223 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,520 I don't want to go into Scotland. 224 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,540 Maastricht is in Holland, Tracy. 225 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,410 That's a fraud! 226 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,730 Morning. 227 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,490 You look amazing. 228 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,730 Thanks. 229 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,290 Oh. 230 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,880 Just a little frayed around the edges. 231 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,999 Let's go. 232 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,050 OK, bye. 233 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,500 Your granddaughter is taking my son away from me. 234 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,340 Only for a calzoni. 235 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:23,919 You're driving away because you're so clingy. Why don't you have him stuffed 236 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,820 put him on the sideboard? That way he'll never leave home. 237 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,600 Look, you've got to cut the apron string sooner or later. 238 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,890 I'll vote for later. 239 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,230 I just don't want to see him carrying on. 240 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,860 I don't want to hear you, son. 241 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:37,150 bring my granddaughter. 242 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:41,390 Well, like I said, I think they make a lovely couple. Oh, shut up, Sharon. 243 00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:48,629 All 244 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:56,090 right? 245 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,430 Oh, did you get to show Emma off? 246 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,630 Absolutely. She's amazing. 247 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,050 Where is she now? 248 00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,489 Just checking her emails. 249 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:08,040 Travis. I don't want to interfere, but don't see her anymore. 250 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:11,499 Garth said this would happen. 251 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,879 He said the second I got a proper girlfriend, you'd get all irrational. 252 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,019 Who's being irrational? 253 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,860 Just stop going out with her and don't go abroad either. 254 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:23,059 That's got nothing to do with Emma. Look, we spoke about it and it made me 255 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:23,819 mind up. 256 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:27,519 But you can't just change your life because some girl says so. She's not 257 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,570 girl. 258 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,310 She's the girl. 259 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,650 I'm in love. 260 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,440 funny, Sharon. 261 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,610 I'm sorry, Travis. 262 00:16:56,190 --> 00:17:00,310 I think it's nice you feel like this. Then why did you laugh? 263 00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:03,070 Oh, because it's funny. 264 00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:05,619 And nice. 265 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:12,290 Travis, as the internet's foremost agony aunt, I see a lot of this. 266 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:17,068 I mean, it's only natural to think you're in love the first time you... 267 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,119 your bus. 268 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,430 I mean, it was the same for me. 269 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:26,389 I mean, I can remember when and where, but for the life of me, I can't remember 270 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,440 who. 271 00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:29,900 Or how many. 272 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:33,370 But you get it, don't you, Mum? 273 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,430 Dad was your first when you married him. 274 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,150 Have you told Emma how you feel? 275 00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,050 I don't need to, Dawn. 276 00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:44,829 I know she feels the same way. It's like we were meant to be. 277 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,270 Oh, my God, I've just had the most amazing news. 278 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,000 I passed one of those interviews I went for. 279 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:55,090 I've got a traineeship with this brilliant law firm. Oh, that's amazing. 280 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,880 Congratulations. 281 00:17:57,190 --> 00:18:00,870 Honestly, it's such a great opportunity. I can't believe it. 282 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,729 They want me to start on Monday and the job's in Manchester, so I'll have to 283 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:05,780 leave tomorrow. 284 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:14,449 Just happened. 285 00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:17,050 Didn't you realise the effect you'd had on him? 286 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,780 No. 287 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,390 So like me. 288 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:29,410 What if I come in? 289 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,690 I'm really sorry. 290 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,540 I shouldn't have blurted it out like that. I should have told you first. 291 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,820 That's OK. 292 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,340 You're right to be excited. 293 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,740 It's a good opportunity. 294 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,440 I was just being stupid. 295 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,420 No. No, you're not. It's my fault. 296 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,840 I thought we were just a couple of adults having fun. 297 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,660 You know, like flash dance. 298 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,200 With more sex and less welding. 299 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,720 I had no idea it was your first. 300 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,160 How did... Mum! 301 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,160 Honestly, I... 302 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,680 Never would have guessed. 303 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:18,699 You were such a considerate and confident lover. I thought you must have 304 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,750 loads of girls. 305 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,250 Really? 306 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,880 Well, that's good, then. 307 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,820 Better than good. You were the whole package. 308 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,700 In more ways than one. 309 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,940 Wow. I'm obviously a natural. 310 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,630 Obviously. 311 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:09,709 in touch of course i will oh you are firmer yeah oh well it was lovely to 312 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:15,469 you you too sharon and thank you for having me tracy oh well technically it 313 00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:22,469 travis who had never mind see you love you take care 314 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:23,770 bye 315 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,000 You can call me Granny if you want. 316 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,940 But I don't. 317 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,250 Honestly. 318 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,370 Take care. 319 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,250 And don't forget to tell your mother how well we got on. 320 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,620 I've just realised you're home early. 321 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,880 Why are you home early? 322 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,860 They sent me home. 323 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,880 You've been sacked again, haven't you? Honestly, time after time. 324 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:09,200 A punter threatened one of the girls behind the counter with a broken bottle. 325 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,050 Luckily, I had my manual with me. And what did you do? 326 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,390 Wacked him right in the head with it. 327 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,130 You know, Emma's just about to leave. 328 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,870 We said our goodbyes upstairs. 329 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,970 It was just a kiss, Mum. 330 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:25,020 Can you wash this for me? I need it for tomorrow. 331 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:26,740 Thank you. 332 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:32,630 Oh, you... Oh, he's still my Travis. 333 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,150 I don't know, Trace. 334 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,980 I reckon Emma's turned your boy into a man. 335 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,240 Did you see the way he ate that pizza? 336 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,450 Crust and all. 337 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,560 Now, tonight we go back to the 1870s for our brand new drama, Jericho. 338 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:57,960 But if it's more comedy you're after, give Benadorm a whirl over on the ITV 339 00:21:57,961 --> 00:22:01,039 And a quick reminder, there's more drama tomorrow night. 340 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,400 Brand new Mr. Selfridge continues at nine. 341 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:08,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26262

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