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You need to see a doctor.
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No, I don't. But they'll just say it's
cancer and I'd rather not know.
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The mole's malignant.
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I've got to have a scan to see if it's
spread.
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What'll I do when you are far away
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and I am blue?
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What'll I do when I...
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They've got an absolutely beautiful
house waiting for me in New Zealand.
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Gorgeous views, stunning landscape,
beach goes on forever.
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Sounds like Clapton on a good day.
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I would have liked to have spent more
time with you before leaving.
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Strange that every time I suggested a
meeting, you were having coffee with
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publisher. What can I say? My publisher
loves a skinny white.
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We could still keep in touch.
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Email, Skype, carrier pigeon, smoke
signal, semaphore.
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Just a moment.
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Ow!
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Be here, Wiggin.
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You should be carrying that heavy
basket.
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Why? I haven't got cancer of the arms.
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You haven't got cancer full stop, all
right? Your only medical experience is a
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lifetime of calling sick notes at a
doctor.
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I'll wait for the scan results before I
open the Prosecco.
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All I'm saying is, if the boys want
clean clothes for their music festival,
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can wash them themselves.
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And which one of my boys does this
belong to?
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This is your dirty washing. I found it
beside your bed.
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That was a clean pile.
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Look, I'll sort it later. You should
rest.
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What's up, Mum? Not well?
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No, I'm fine.
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You know me, Travis, just like to pull
my weight.
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That's it.
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Make him really suspicious.
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Anyone offers you drugs at this music
festival. I know, I know.
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Shop around, make sure I get the best
price.
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All right.
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Ask Sharon.
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She had her ear glued to the door for
most of the conversation.
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I have no idea what you're talking
about.
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When are you off to New Zealand, then,
Naomi?
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Tomorrow.
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Bet you're excited.
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Shall I answer that one or do you want
to?
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It's a great opportunity.
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Shame, though. I mean, you've just found
each other and you're off to the other
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side of the world.
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Discover Dorian's your mum and move to
New Zealand.
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I get that.
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It's only for three years and I'm sure
I'll be back and forth.
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On church business.
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I hear the three of you are off to a
health spa.
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Yeah. It was either that or all -you
-can -drink mega hen weekend in
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Obviously, I was outvoted.
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Look, I'm afraid I'm going to have to
get going.
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Oh, yeah!
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You've got your leave in doing 45
minutes.
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Possibly.
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Look, is it OK if I quickly use your
loo? You take as long as you need, love.
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You really have got a nerve.
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Naomi and I were having a very emotional
conversation.
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It didn't sound very emotional to me.
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Tracey got more upset when Travis went
up to big school.
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Well, what do you expect?
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She barges into my life, lets me get to
know her, and just as I become...
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..accustomed to her, she disappears. How
dare she?
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After all you haven't done for her.
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Skipping breakfast.
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I'm pre -loading.
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Once we get to that spa, I won't see a
carb until Monday.
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Is that all you're taking to the music
festival?
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Yeah. It's free nights, so I've got free
T -shirts, free pants, free socks.
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I've just got to pick the bike up now.
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Why do you have to go by motorbike? Why
couldn't you just hire a...
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Turn up in a Nissan Micra like a couple
of librarians. That's right. We need to
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rock up all badass and bandanas.
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By the way, you will be pleased to know
I have sorted out what I'm doing with
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the rest of my life.
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Again? Look, I've got this mate who's in
on the ground floor of the next big
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thing in takeaways, yeah?
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So let me ask you a question.
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What is the best natural source of
protein?
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Oh, that's easy. It's dormium.
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What?
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It's insects.
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Exactly. Ants, locusts, they're full of
nutrition.
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What, so you mean something like
southern fried cockroaches?
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Yeah. I thought your big plan was to win
MasterChef and open a string of
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restaurants. Well, that's a bit of a
long shot. This idea's much more solid.
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Well, of the two, Garth, I'd say that
this is the one that's a couple of
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short of a dunghill.
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I don't think it's going to work, love.
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Really?
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Ah, well.
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MasterChef it is.
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Come on in, Bob.
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Bye, Mum.
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Stick together.
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Love you.
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Just had this horrible vision. What
happens the next time someone comes to
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Garfield with a mad idea?
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And I'm not here to put him straight.
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But you will be here.
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We don't know what the scan's going to
say. Stop all that negativity stuff,
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Trace. You're going to be fine.
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You can't live in denial.
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Yes, I can.
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It's nice and it's sunny and everyone's
happy. Move in.
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What are you looking at? Pictures of New
Zealand.
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No. Clapton on a good day.
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Just found out they don't sell booze at
the bar.
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They only sell spinach smoothies.
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And you're not supposed to be drinking
fizzy drinks either.
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It's diet.
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It's still full of additives. Not this
one. It's full of vodka.
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Work out what treatments you're having.
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Well, I know what I'm not having.
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I'm not having any of that... colonic
irrigation malarkey.
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If anyone comes within three foot of my
jacksie with a bit of garden hose,
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they'll have their arm off at the elbow.
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But I think I'll kick off with a nice
leg wax.
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They don't need waxing, they need
mowing.
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And what are you having done first?
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Your face ironed?
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Or your knockers pleated?
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my own ways of staying in shape. Thank
you, Sharon.
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He looks right up your alley door.
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I think I know him. I'm sure that's
Roger Thornhill.
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We had a three -day fling at a golf
resort just after my divorce.
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Meant I was able to get two things out
my system in one go.
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Marcus and my ambition to get a hole in
one.
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I think that's him. He hardly looks a
day older.
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Excuse me, I need to take a closer look.
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Look at her.
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Like a meat -seeking missile.
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Shall, I need to talk to you about my
will.
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Look, stop talking like you're not going
to be here.
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It's tempting fate.
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No, it's not. It's being practical.
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No, it's weird, and I don't want to hear
it.
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I'd rather have me chakras realigned.
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What are chakras?
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I don't know.
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Well, I reckon you're bending mine right
out of shape.
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I'm sorry, but are you following me?
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It is Roger, isn't it?
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Roger Thornhill.
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Yes.
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Dorian. Dorian Green.
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I'm sorry.
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The golf resort at Marbella.
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The bunker.
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All those jokes about you swinging to
the right.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Honestly, I think you've got the wrong
man.
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I don't think so.
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How many Roger Thornhills will look
exactly like you are there in the world?
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Just the two.
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Me and my dad.
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It wasn't fantastic in the seat of my
pants.
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The brakes just need tweaking.
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Don't worry.
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Greasy Steve taught me everything you
need to know about bikes.
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Greasy Steve?
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He's a mechanic, right? Not just some
random bloke who don't wash.
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He's a bit of both, actually.
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That's a bit firm, love. You can have me
roots out.
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Where's my masseuse?
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Having an early tea break.
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I told her we need to have a little
chat.
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You're hurting me.
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Well, then stop struggling and listen.
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I've decided that if anything happens to
me, I'm leaving the house to you.
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Me? Well, I can't leave it to the boys,
can I?
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Go off yourself his half for a handful
of magic beans or set up a restaurant
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that serves 50 different types of bats.
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But I'm not cut out for home ownership,
Trace.
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Remember that time I had a go on
Travis's Sims game?
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I burnt my house down.
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That was just a silly game.
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Life's a silly game as far as I'm
concerned.
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And I'm crap at it.
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Well, then you'd better get better at
it.
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Look, my life insurance will pay off the
debts, but we've still got the running
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costs, gas, electricity, water rates,
council tax, and Travis's uni won't be
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cheap. But I was looking forward to my
retirement.
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You're 54.
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60? No, 50's the new 40, so you've got
20 years of graft before you can get
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free bus pass and your hair done half
price.
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Good.
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Now, I'm glad we've had this little
chat.
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I'll call your girl back in. Enjoy the
rest of your massage.
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immature wait till i'm in charge i keep
getting this picture in my head of of
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travis eating raw potatoes in the
smoking ruins of the house wearing
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world of quid carrier bags for clothes
sharon breathe will it stop me panicking
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no but it'll stop you talking but i need
help i can't be
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without tracy i've always been on me
going first.
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You know, getting to 70 yards and then
having a few too many one night and
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driving me mobility scooter under a bus.
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Well, stop counting the trip to the
kebab shop as a workout. You won't need
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mobility scooter.
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I'm having a mobility scooter.
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It's no good. I'm just going to have to
tell Tracy I can't do what she wants.
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No, you should be pleased she's got so
much faith in you. Come on, Sharon. You
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can do it.
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And you'd be there to help me.
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Wouldn't you, doll?
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You and me without Tracy.
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You'd be like the lion, the witch and
the wardrobe without the lion.
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Are you implying that I'm the witch?
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Which leaves me as the wardrobe, so
you've got off lightly.
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Oh, of course I wouldn't desert you.
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I've learned recently just what
abandonment feels like.
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There's that Roger.
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So what happened between you two?
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Let's just say we have unfinished
business.
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So why don't you finish it, then?
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You know what? I think I will.
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After all, this is a spa.
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And it is my preferred form of exercise.
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I'll get him to put an oxygen bottle on
ice just in case.
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Roger, can I have a word?
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Certainly. I won't beat around the bush.
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There have been many, many erotic
milestones in my life.
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But one opportunity that has never
presented itself until now is a chance
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experience both father and son.
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Goodness? Is that goodness out of the
question, or goodness, how exciting?
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Well, it's, um, it's, it's, it's, um...
Where could we? I think this treatment
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room's free.
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I just hope I can keep the family end
up.
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Thank you.
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I think this is going to be good for me.
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Oh, this is going to be much better than
good. I meant as a chance for me to
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step out from under my father's shadow.
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Oh, don't worry.
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From what I remember, it wasn't a very
long one.
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He was a very difficult man.
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I barely saw him.
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He sent me away to boarding school when
I was seven.
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Never showed any affection.
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Do you know, I used to pretend I was
adopted.
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I couldn't see how a real parent could
treat you like that.
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Well, of course you couldn't.
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Like all children, you were completely
self -centred.
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Did you never consider how he felt?
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You were all the same.
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You selfish, self -pitying, snivelling
offspring.
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And it's time she was told.
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Who?
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What?
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Was that some sort of foreplay?
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Blimey, that was quick.
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The oxygen ain't arrived yet.
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Yes, well, I've got more pressing
matters to attend to. Really?
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I won't get any peace till I have things
out with Naomi.
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Well, back time.
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You'd better hurry up. She's leaving
tonight.
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Yes, I know that, Tracy.
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And you can't afford to wait for her to
come back.
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Well, you're already very, very old.
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Will you be OK while I've gone, Tracy?
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Of course you will.
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I'm here. That's why I'm checking.
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I'll be fine. Go and be back for dinner.
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Finished. Let's get going.
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Mate, you ain't put this bit back.
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Is it important?
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Nah.
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Come on.
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Where have you been?
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I've had an Indian head massage and two
hours in a flotation tank.
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You had a fight?
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Nearly. I had me eyebrows threaded by
that little blonde beauty therapist.
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You know, the one that looks like butter
water melt.
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Vicious cow.
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I'll go back later.
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Get someone who didn't train at
Guantanamo Bay.
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You know what you were saying earlier?
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I will step up, you know.
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I know you will.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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I got these for your friend Dorian.
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She and I had a...
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00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:44,550
That is... I'm not sure what happened,
actually.
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Is she around?
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00:16:47,221 --> 00:16:49,449
Well, she had to go home, but she'll be
back later.
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00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,220
Right. I hope she doesn't get caught up
in all the mayhem.
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There's been a big pile -up on the M4.
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Laurie collided with a motorbike.
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Well, tell Dorian I'll have her
tomorrow.
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Have dinner with her tomorrow.
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Bye. Bye.
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The boys were on the M4.
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There's loads of motorbikes on the M4,
Tracey. Then why do they go off the
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answering? Because they've probably gone
to the festival, taken loads of drugs,
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and they're off their faces.
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00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,400
It's not a comfort, is it?
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00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,280
Travis ain't answering either. I need to
go home.
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00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,160
Tracey, calm down.
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00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,750
Will the police come? I need to be
there.
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00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,840
OK, you've got me here.
302
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,410
Fire away.
303
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,240
I am seething.
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Oh, dear.
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Bad hair day.
306
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,370
It's you I am furious with.
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You breathe into my life.
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You stir up feelings.
309
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,970
And you disappear as fast as you came.
310
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:51,810
You're abandoning me.
311
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:54,530
I'm abandoning you. You abandoned me.
312
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And this is your revenge.
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00:17:56,271 --> 00:18:00,209
Why did you contact me when you knew you
were going to New Zealand?
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00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:03,100
I wasn't offered the job until after I
found out about you.
315
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,930
What was I supposed to do?
316
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:08,709
Turn it down in case the woman who gave
me up at birth and hasn't made a
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00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:12,169
slightest attempt to find me in 50 years
shows me a smidgen of maternal
318
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,790
affection. Oh, that's not fair.
319
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:19,310
I've signed every text to you with
warmest regards.
320
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,290
I'm not a gushing person.
321
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:31,500
Since I told you I was going, you
haven't once said that you'll miss me.
322
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,210
Not even in one of your texts.
323
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,110
You still can't say it.
324
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,440
I'm going to have to go. I don't want to
miss my flight.
325
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,450
It might be quite nice if you did.
326
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,470
That's lovely to know.
327
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,270
But I've got an important job to get to.
328
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,350
I will call you.
329
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,190
Well, that's the last time I've played a
caring mother.
330
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,740
What are you doing back?
331
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:15,379
Have the police been in touch? No. What
have you done now? The boys have been
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involved in a pile -up on the motorway.
What?
333
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:21,419
We don't know that yet, Charles. Let's
put the news on. Sometimes they give an
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00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,470
emergency number.
335
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:27,799
Reports are still coming in concerning a
major traffic incident on the M4 after
336
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a collision between a lorry and a
motorbike.
337
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,390
It is understood that several cars and
other vehicles were involved.
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00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:38,740
Mum?
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00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,360
Shh!
340
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,470
Why aren't you at the spa?
341
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,300
Oh, my God!
342
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,570
Thank God you're safe!
343
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,530
We've been ringing you!
344
00:19:51,531 --> 00:19:53,869
Why didn't you answer your bloody phone?
345
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:56,470
The bike broke down in the middle of
nowhere.
346
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,490
It took me five hours to get it fixed.
347
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:01,300
Then there was a big pile -up on the
motorway. We know!
348
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,259
We've only come back to have a wash.
Soon as the roads are clear, we're on
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00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,860
way. I'm sticking a jumper on.
350
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,160
It's too cold on that bike. Oh, my God,
you are such a librarian.
351
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,940
Kids, who'd have them?
352
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,490
I'll get it.
353
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,030
Hello?
354
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,080
Yeah, hang on.
355
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,640
It's the hospital for you.
356
00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:34,689
Hello?
357
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,620
This is Tracy's dad.
358
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,350
I see.
359
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,790
Thank you.
360
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,400
My scan's all clear.
361
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,760
Can you stick the kettle on, please,
Mum? I'm gasping.
362
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,920
Mum, I could murder a bacon salad.
363
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,700
I want my one. Brown sauce in mine.
364
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,660
Can you stick a fried egg in mine, Mum?
365
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,770
Looks like everything's back to normal
then.
366
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,680
Or... Do you fancy it, Thelma?
367
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,120
Let's do it, Louise.
368
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,760
be going a bit faster than this, Trace.
You reckon you could do any better?
369
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:38,300
At this rate, an OAP on a pushbike could
keep up with me.
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00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:42,900
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