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And it's always like this.

Yeah, pretty much.

Nobody flies on Friday the 13th.

Well, obviously the pilots do. And some passengers who aren't so prestigious.

But generally there's not even enough to bother opening.

Pretty stupid.

But true.

Well, the airport will be dead.

A chance to catch up on stuff.

I'm going out for my run.

Anyone want me to bring you back some lunch?

Yeah, I'll have a ham and salad sanger, and don't forget... Yeah, I know, extra

beetroot.

Sorry? No, I'm good tonight.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Big date tonight, huh?

Sorry.

Anyone we know?

Just someone I met.

Oh, yeah? Where?

Why do you want to know?

Oh, I'm just curious to know where a working girl goes these days. I met a

bloke, that's all.

I wasn't deliberately trying to meet anyone. We just happened to bump into

other at the safari bar, if you must know.

He's a pilot?

What's his name?

Paul. Paul Mantel.

The bloke from Cosmos Airlines.

You've got to be kidding.

What's wrong with him?

He's a goose.

Is that so?

Yeah. I spent a weekend with him one afternoon while he told me what a big

he was because he blew a jumbo.

He's a wanker.

Well, fine.

Your opinion has been noted.

And Julie ignored.

Suit yourself.

And the fact that he pilots jets for a living while you work here has nothing

do with it, right?

I choose to be here.

Jet pilots?

They flick a switch, they'd read a book all the way to London. He's responsible

for hundreds of lives every time he flies.

Are you saying I can't handle that kind of responsibility?

I haven't seen any evidence of it. Hey, you could fill the harbour with the

things you haven't seen. It always gets back to this. I haven't experienced

anything because my father had money. Nothing worthwhile.

This working class hero act of yours is getting a little worn, you know that?

Oh, right, yeah. You only hang around with the smart set.

Jet pilots welcome, others need not apply. Oh, you are so predictable.

I can think of better ways to spend a day off. Fine, go then.

I am.

Good, because I don't want to spend another minute in the same room as you.

The feeling is mutual.

Triska what?

Triska -deca -phobia, fear of the number 13.

That's just superstition. No.

There are people who just cannot deal with 13.

They will not stay on the 13th floor of a hotel. They will not work on the 13th

floor of an office.

Can't believe the junk you carry in your head, Jimbo.

Yeah, it is pretty amazing, isn't it?

I ended up number 13 on my high school football team once when they moved me to

centre. I got stung by a bee the next game. Couldn't play for a month. Ah.

Coming up on the weather station.

Weather station Romeo, this is Echo Whiskey Victor on approach.

Man, I don't know how those guys can handle being stuck on an island like

all the time. I'd go troppo.

No wonder they always roll out the red carpet for us.

Weather station Romeo, this is Big Sky Echo Whiskey Victor on approach. Do you

read?

That's another one of his cheesecakes.

Oh, no.

You know, I reckon I should tell you that plane just hit straight back. Why

can't I do that?

Well, they never... See anyone, Scotty. No wonder they look forward to his

coming.

It's funny when they're answering.

Anybody home?

Hello?

Hello?

Looks like they got sick of waiting for us.

Yeah, they've obviously got a lot of time on their hands.

So where are they?

Not bad.

Ross is getting better.

Really? Yeah, it's great.

Didn't labour too much, did they?

Oh, what about Scotty?

He wanted to check out the other plane.

Mmm.

Mmm, good.

Do you remember we had a deal with your old manager, Barney?

How could I forget?

Carlos.

So rude.

Jerry.

You'll understand if we keep things on a first -name basis.

It's a great shame you didn't become our partner when Barney left.

I can see how much fun that would have been.

Small business is like ours.

We have to stick together. You know how tough it is these days to stay afloat.

Perhaps I should say, in your case, airborne.

We have to take any opportunities that we can. Isn't that right?

How is tying us up helping your business?

Well, the simple fact of the matter is... Barney took our money and

we've come to take it back.

It's getting so you can't trust anyone these days.

You're a very funny man.

So am I.

Except when people rip me off.

We don't know anything about your money, I swear.

Why don't you ask Barney where it is? We did.

This is the only place it could be.

So why don't you tell us where it is and we won't waste any more of your time.

You heard what you said. We don't know where the money is. I don't think you

understand me.

We're leaving here with the money or we're leaving here with two dead bodies.

You got that?

We had to change it closer after.

What do you reckon the odds were of him turning up again? Oh, Rand, this place

is pretty damn good.

Are you pissed off at me? Yes, because this is your fault.

But it's Barney's pals, not mine. Well, if you hadn't let him run this place

like a two -up game, then maybe we wouldn't be tied up like this.

Since when was I responsible for Barney? Oh, if the chief pilot had set some

sort of example instead of... Well, at least when he was in charge, it was fun

coming to work.

Oh, that's rich coming from you. You come in here with a rich daddy, don't

how to run the company. Can't do it, daddy.

Oh, my God, you two are boring.

Scotty and Jim are might be back soon.

No, they've gone to the weather station.

There'll be hours yet. Nobody's coming again.

There's nothing here.

Then look elsewhere!

You've got the

world to tell Jerry where the money is.

He has very little patience.

No kidding.

It's his blood pressure.

Too much junk food.

Say, weren't you guys using those these last time? Chris.

They were always jamming.

Excuse me, do we care about this?

I was just making conversation.

So stop interrupting.

So what are you using now?

Glocks.

Do you know them?

I don't want to hear the details of the guns they're going to kill us with. Shut

up! If the man wants to talk about guns, he can talk about guns.

Tell me to shut up.

Is she always like this?

No, she isn't. She just doesn't like making stupid small talk without

Just keep quiet.

And don't compute.

You are very, very wrong, my friend.

You don't know what you're talking about. Batman is the mighty warrior.

No normal man can beat him. Yeah, but Spider -Man's not a normal man. That's

what I'm saying. He was bitten by a radioactive spider.

But he started as an ordinary man.

Batman was a special from work.

Will you two shut up? Please, next you'll be arguing about who's the

Gilligan's Island.

Mary Ann.

Can't find anything.

I told you, we don't know where any money is. Believe me, if I did, I'd be

gone. Maybe the rats ate it. We don't have any rats.

Do we?

I've checked the other

plane. Find a flight, just needs an order in.

What's happened? Where are the weather heads?

Nowhere here.

It's so weird. It's like they've suddenly stopped in the middle of

and left.

Or were taken.

Haven't you heard of the Marie Celeste?

A drift on the ocean, food still on the plates and not a soul on board.

And no one knows why.

Maybe we should have a little look around. I mean, we might be in trouble.

still got to do the other delivery up the coast. Oh, no, hey.

I'll do it. If you want to give me a hand unloading the supplies, then you

you know, stay and have a look around. I'll be back in about an hour.

Thank you.

They could be on the other side of the island for all we know.

Have you ever seen bushes like these?

They're amazing.

They look like bush.

They're so alive.

It's so vivid.

I've never seen trees and bush so... so green.

What's this?

Check this out.

What? Have you ever seen the sky so blue?

Where are you?

Where are you? That was Jimbo, he's here, coming to you from the Delta, from

DNZ. We've got some great t -shirts and giveaways.

A big sky bassist, Charlie Foxtrot, Delta, Tango, Quickstep, Boogaboo.

amazing i've never seen the sky this blue oh check it out there's a cloud it

looks just like keith richards hey keith what's going on here oh you know jim

stop that what feeling my backside i'm trying to get my hands loose

So you don't have to feel my bum while you do it. Believe me, it's not

deliberate. I can move my hands without touching your ass. Yes. Maybe because

there's not as much of it. Just get us untied.

Oh, forget missing dinner with Mr Excitement.

It's not just dinner.

Paul's taking me out for my birthday.

Your birthday?

Yes.

Today? Mm -hmm.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

I don't see why I have to get us out of here anyway. It's so sexist. I never

said I expected you to do anything. It's that I'm not. They've got guns.

Okay.

Get ready.

What for?

Hey, Carlos.

Carlos, come here.

I am embarking.

You must think we are very stupid to fall for that one again.

Julio. Do you want to fill me in on the plan?

Don't worry, it'll work.

Okay.

Julio will take you.

Well?

You're going to have to untie me.

Either that or start warming your hands up.

I feel part of the plan.

Where the hell have these guys got to?

Whoa. You okay?

Yeah.

What is it?

I don't know.

Just a bit dizzy.

I'm fine.

I just think we should head back.

Maybe they're back at the station by now.

Feeling any better?

Much.

I think we should look for another cabin.

Have you been working out lately?

I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no, no.

I'm not getting it.

Try again. You say, knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there?

Who?

You get it?

No.

Who's there? No, no. I ask you who's there. I don't know. Who?

That's the joke.

What is?

Look, now try it again. You say, knock, knock.

Then I... Yeah, right.

Did you hear that?

What?

I heard a noise.

Up ahead.

Okay, well, I'll go take a look, and I think we'll get you back to the station,

eh?

Don't be long, Scotty.

Scotty.

Scotty.

Scotty.

Scotty.

Scotty. Scotty. Scotty.

Scotty.

Scotty. Have you ever noticed how weird that word is?

Pretty quiet back there.

Everything okay?

Sure.

I always like to spend my birthday.

How old are you anyway?

None of your business.

What is it about asking women their ages?

You think I'd ask you your bra size or something? I'm not going to tell you

either. Yeah, all this fuss about equality and you chuck a wobbly every

somebody asks you how old you are. I don't have to justify myself to you.

Don't tell me to shoot.

I heard something about that.

Get out and call the police.

I've tried. The police are surrounded and the phone is dead.

I'm going to try to get a knife. Don't you fret, okay?

We're done.

Oh, you'll cover for me if I make a noise, right?

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Yeah! We need some music!

Yoo -hoo!

Hey, I wonder where this Daryl is. Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo!

Woo I'm really hungry.

I wonder if there's any more of that cake left.

What cake?

You know, the one that they made for us.

What? Yeah, it's... Oh, sorry.

Jimbo and I didn't leave you any.

I'll have a look, eh?

Hey,

is it hot in here or what?

How old do you think I am?

I know you don't. I'm not touching that one.

I'm not going to get upset. I'm just curious.

I would say not a day over 30.

34.

What's wrong with 34?

At least I didn't say 44.

I can't believe you're so insensitive. And for the last time, would you keep

your hands to yourself?

Give it up, will you? I've never met somebody so uptight in my whole life.

Shut the hell up before I put a bullet in your head and you stop touching her.

Not. Not.

Did you hear something?

Take it easy, man.

It's the second time we've been arguing all the time. It's driving me crazy.

Well, blame her, not me.

It's not my fault. Shut up. Just shut up.

Did you hear something?

I think he's coming from the kitchen.

Hey, it's just your mates tearing the place apart.

Luis!

Maybe Julio will check the fan.

Okay.

I am very disappointed with you, my friend.

You shouldn't touch him. That is sexual harassment in the workplace.

Thank you. Oh, give me a break.

We have looked in all the obvious places.

And looked in all the unobvious places.

We are. We're the ones checking the ventilation shafts.

So go help him.

Is that you?

Yeah, it's me.

I'm in the bed.

Ah, okay, okay.

It's okay, nothing here.

I'll go back and look the other side.

Terrific. Thank you very much.

It wasn't my fault.

Hasn't this place been fumigated? Look, they're trying to escape.

Where were you?

I thought I'd tried to help you. You've got to watch them.

All the time.

We weren't going anywhere. She was just wriggling.

Put him back.

Make sure her arms are tight.

It was this rat. He was all over me.

I thought we took... Not me.

A real rat.

The way you treat the lady, that's what you are.

Any more silly business and you'll both get it.

Understood?

G'day. Hello.

Angel, right?

That's right.

Cool.

I've always wanted to meet an angel.

You must be pretty good from out there, eh?

There's a cloud over there that looks like Keith Richards.

Yeah, hey, Keith!

So, uh...

What's it like, you know?

Heavenly. Heavenly.

Can I, um... Can I ask you something? Because, I mean, I think, you know,

be the one to ask.

You know, if you don't mind, that is.

Hmm.

Because, you know, some people say one thing and some people say another thing

and... Well, it's, you know, it's hard to know what, you know, the truth is

and... Well, it's important to know the truth.

It is.

So I won't, you know, tell anyone or anything, but I'd

really, really like to know, you know, for myself.

What is it?

Is Elvis really with you?

This place really is a pigsty, you know that? Oh, you have to know the system.

Looked a lot better before you tore it apart.

Sorry. Tell me where some of your things go.

Carlos, we're not cleaners. Leave it.

You should have told us what we wanted to know.

How many times do I have to tell you we don't know where the money... We'll find

something. You'd better come.

You say?

What if they found Shay?

Surprise!

I thought they'd never leave.

What if they haven't found you? What have they found?

Is this your idea of a joke?

What are you talking about?

Money, isn't it? Whiskey.

Bottles of gin and whiskey. I mean, what the hell is this? I think it is it.

You've

really

been watching out for me all this time.

How do you think you survived everything?

Thanks. So, you know, can you, like, see into the future?

Cool. I see everything.

I understand everything.

Everything? Everything.

What happens at the end of 2001 A Space Odyssey?

Well, nearly everything.

Ask me another.

Why does Toast always fall butter -tied down?

God's got a terrible sense of humor.

Am I going to get married?

Same old questions. Will I get married? Will I be happy?

Why don't people ever want to know if the Big Bang was a fact or a theory? I

mean, what is wrong with probing intellectual debate for a change?

Well, I still want to know if I'm going to get married.

Sorry, I can't tell you.

You said you knew.

Yeah, well, if I told you, you might try and do the opposite.

That'd be interfering with destiny, which is against the rules.

Will I ever be able to have kids?

I don't suppose you can tell me that either.

Sorry. When am I going to die?

Same.

What's the point of knowing all this stuff if you can't tell anyone?

Yeah, well, who said it was easy being an angel?

I'd quit, but I really like the wings.

Isn't there anything you can tell me?

Sorry.

There's nothing up there.

It must have been the...

Aren't you boiling?

No. Are you kidding?

I'm burning up.

Here, come on, take your clothes off.

Oh, Lexi, I think you should stop, OK?

I really think you've been drugged somehow.

No, I'm fine. I'm just hot and you must be too. Come on. Lexi, look, I think you

should sit down and relax, OK? Help me take your clothes off. You'll feel

once you've got your clothes taken off. Here, look, Scotty. Look, Scotty, if you

just stop being so silly for one second, I can help you. You're so much better.

Hi.

Have you got anything to eat?

We'd run out of powdered milk, so Ross decided to milk the goat and cook with

that. Yeah, goat's milk cheesecake.

I thought it'd make a real taste sensation.

Sure was, especially after you threw in the dope or whatever it was. Oh, no,

that was a complete accident.

We think the goat had been feeding on these?

Yeah, these.

They grow wild round here. Wild round. Oh, we identified them as soon as we got

here. They're really very interesting, a narcotic alkaloid of the genus Ipomoea.

They're harmless, but they have a hallucinogenic side effect.

I actually made another cake, so it'd be interesting if you took it to get it

properly tested.

Hmm. So what, the goat ate these and... And it contaminated their milk.

The milk that I used in the cake.

Oh, we had no idea.

No.

And Lexi finished it off.

What would

you do when you cut my wrist?

I would help if you didn't wriggle so much. I'm not!

really nice shoes. Where'd you buy them?

After we finished running wild around the island, we crashed out for a couple

hours and then we woke up fine.

Fine. If a little confused.

Well, you sure she'll be okay. I mean, she went out like a light. Oh, positive.

It'll stay in your blood for a while, but this is the last stage. You get to a

point where you simply can't keep your eyes open, no matter what.

Jimbo!

It's not poisonous, but it's going to make you fall asleep.

You have to tell me your position, Jimbo. Where are you?

I'm in a plane.

Yeah, I know that, but I want you to have a look at your instrument and give

your GPS reading, okay? What's it reading?

4092.

70 numbers.

There's so many numbers.

Jimbo, just tell me where you are, mate. What can you see?

Blue.

Blue.

More blue.

Lots of blue.

Just a little green bit.

Jim Barley must be finding circles.

I'm going to have to go find him. He won't be able to land at this date

Can't you talk him down from here? Well, you heard him. He might think he's on

approach with a strip and land in the ocean, or he could fall asleep halfway

through, and we'd have to be up there with him.

I've had it with this. I want to get out of here.

Just take it easy.

No, I'm sick of it. My arms are killing me, my backside's numb.

I was meant to call Paul hours ago. Why don't we just tell them? We can't.

We're not going to get out of here any other way.

Okay, you win. I'll tell you where the money is. Lauren, shut up. Where? Don't

listen to her. She's full of crap. Give it up, will you? It's not worth it. It's

only money. Where is it? In the kitchen. Lauren! You lie. The kitchen has

already been searched. There's some loose floorboards under the sink.

Why didn't you tell us before?

I'd hoped you would have given up by now.

Why did I get my hands on you?

If you are lying.

I'll be sorry, I know.

I can't.

Let's go.

Where did they go?

Get the other ones and get out. Take him with you.

Yeah,

I've been doing that all day.

They were

gone

by the time we got here.

It's hard to tell if they found the money they're after.

Or if it even exists.

Yeah, a secret stash doesn't really sound like Barney, does it?

You never know, maybe the money's with you.

Yeah, that was pretty thorough, though.

If it is around, I don't know where it'd be.

Cool. A mystery. We could be sitting on a fortune.

Come on, Jimbo, talk to me.

I can see you, mate.

I'm right nearby. Look out your port side.

Hey, Scotty.

Look, you're going to have to turn to a new heading, okay? You're going to want

to be turning right to heading 210.

You got that? You've got to do it now.

210.

I've got to sleep now.

No, no, you've got to stay awake, Jimbo.

Look, we're nearly there.

That's good, Jimbo.

Okay, he's on the right heading now. We'll be there in a minute.

What can we do to help?

We've got the emergency equipment.

Fire extinguisher. And our first aid kit.

You'd better get it ready. Stand by the strip. What did you say, stand by the

strip?

We'll be there.

Hey, do you know how to use an extinguisher?

Look, it's time for you to start your descent, mate.

Decrease your speed and altitude and then lower your landing gear, okay?

Drop your speed and lower your landing gear.

It's good, mate. You're doing really well.

Not long now. Just keep moving.

Stay in there.

Go to sleep on me.

You're almost home.

It's great, Jimbo. We're there now.

You go to the pin. I'll clean it. What are you doing?

It's really good, mate. Okay.

20 degrees of flat now.

Looking good.

Maintain the glide path.

It's great, Jimbo. You're almost there.

Nice and easy.

Okay. That's good, mate. Now, don't forget, pull the power off.

Just go gentle on the brakes, please.

Mate, that is the single worst landing I have ever seen.

You okay?

You move.

Oh, you bloody idiot.

Scotty, when I was out of it... Yeah?

Did I do anything?

Like what?

Like embarrassing?

Don't you remember?

Well, bits and pieces.

It's hard to tell what was real and what wasn't.

Did I or didn't I?

No, no, no. You hugged a few trees, you got the munchies and you fell asleep.

That was it.

Really?

We don't have to tell Chris or Lauren about any of this. I don't think we

should, no.

We're going to have to make up some excuse why we couldn't take the other

back.

I wonder if Jimbo will remember anything.

Wake up, Jimbo.

We're home.

Thank you for today.

No worries.

So you still think Friday the 13th is a dumb superstition? Yeah, next one I'm

staying in bed.

You can still get bad luck in bed.

I don't think I need to hear about your personal problems.

Hey, since Paul cancelled, why don't I take you out for your birthday?

You?

Yeah, that sounds so surprised.

Nice.

Want some? That's good.

Where'd you get that from?

I don't know. It tastes great.

We could have a beer with it. Make it a real party.

Beer and chicken.

Yeah, why not?

Yep. Why not?

It's my birthday.

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