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I have to go back to work.

No.

I have to take the afternoon off.

I can't.

If you didn't work so many nights, we wouldn't have to have these lunchtimes.

Delicious as they are.

Sorry I'm late.

Raining outside, is it?

No, I've been to the gym.

Ah, the gym.

You're late.

I know.

I thought that board meeting had never ended.

Depends.

You smell so good.

Is that you?

How long?

Two weeks.

Have to check out the European market.

Well, I don't see why you have to go. Can't you send someone else?

Wish I could.

No, it's something I have to handle personally.

Richard.

It's gorgeous.

I wear it every day I'm away.

Every day?

Every day.

Till I get back.

So I can close my eyes and pretend to hear your heart beating.

All the time.

Till I get back.

Promise?

Fabulous day, isn't it?

Oh, new top shape.

Looks great.

She's been like that for weeks.

Must be something in the water.

Can I have a word?

Sure. Come into my office.

Horan and Lexi? What about them? Same guy. Same guy what? Same guy, I'm sure

it.

They're going out with the same guy.

No way.

Dark -haired guy. I saw him with his hand on Lauren's arse getting out of a

Tuesday night.

And? And on Saturday night, late 1am, I'm walking down Oxford Street with a

pizza. I'm hungry, you know.

There I see the same guy with Lexi.

Yep, and if you could just sign that there, please.

They're kissing.

Tongues.

Tongues? You'd better believe it. They are stooping the same guy. Oh, come on,

that's ridiculous.

What do you want, a photo?

Look, hey, I know intimate body language.

Okay, we're going to have to tell them.

We should, shouldn't we?

My boy, my boy.

Why not?

They're women.

Victor, five miles south, inbound at 3 ,500.

Echo, Whiskey, Victor, you are clear to land.

Kuma, please confirm security is on standby for pickup.

Confirmed, Echo, Whiskey, Victor.

Can you notify them I'm on approach?

Copy that, Echo, Whiskey, Victor.

Come on, guys. I didn't just tell you because I wanted to, you know, share the

torment. I wanted you to fix it.

Jimbo, you couldn't possibly have seen what you thought you saw. Chris, I have

conscience. I have morals.

I have a duty to my fellow colleagues.

We really should do something about this.

What are you looking at me for? You're the chief pilot. So what? You have a

responsibility for the happiness and well -being of your colleagues.

And right now, I'm really suffering.

And so will Lexi and Lauren.

Oh, fine. Okay, we'll do something. Okay. What?

Well, I'm sure if you word it right, then they'll take it pretty well.

It doesn't matter how I word it. They're going to kill me.

That's not very fair.

Maybe if you just drop a hint, you know, and let them work it out for

themselves. Something like, you know, the probability of two girls going out

with the same guy. Yeah, it's probably much higher than you think.

Well, why can't you do it?

Oh, I'm scared.

Hi.

Purity code I'm about to give you is not to be repeated to any person and is

only used in cases of emergency.

Your security code is 21 714 54.

21 714.

Where are we going?

I'll tell you when we get there.

You're landing over here. No way, that's an ag... You're supposed to be your

hotshot pilot.

I can't, it's too short.

The surface is a mess and the wind's all in the wrong direction.

Land the bloody thing.

OK.

Dropping the big belt.

Good night.

So he just punched in the security code and didn't force you to give him the

numbers.

Who knew you were flying yesterday?

Everyone here.

Anyone else?

Your family? Your boyfriend?

He knows I'm a flyer, but he didn't know about this job. I never tell him

anything. If they had the security code, they either got it from the security

company or right here. Are you accusing one of us?

At this stage, I'm not accusing anyone of anything.

Now, how do you get the pick -up information?

Um, the bank emails the schedules directly through.

On your computer?

That's right.

We don't get the security code until the pick -up.

OK.

Thanks a lot.

Is that it?

It is for now.

Lawrence?

I think one of them was my boyfriend.

What? Why didn't you tell them?

I couldn't say he smelt like my lover. They wouldn't have stopped laughing.

It's not all the smell.

Calvin Klein aftershave.

I see lots of men wear Calvin Klein aftershave.

Ronnie, you know a bit about women, don't you?

How do you figure that?

Well, you've been married for centuries.

Doesn't mean I say anything about them.

Just means I live with them.

Yeah, I mean, over the years, you know, you must have learned a few things.

I've learned a few things.

You what?

Put the garbage out on garbage night and wipe the basin after you've had a

shave. I'm serious?

Look, have you ever been in a situation where, uh...

It's like two women and, uh... You don't know who to choose?

No, it's not me. It's this guy I know.

But honestly, well, I don't really know him, but I know these two women he

knows, although he doesn't know that I know, and neither do they, you know,

about each other or about me knowing.

Sure.

So... Oh?

Should I tell him?

Tell him what?

That I know!

I don't think it's worth it.

When they find out you've been cheating on them, they'll break both your bloody

legs. But it's not me.

That's what they all say.

You know, it was just the way he sort of sat and rolled his neck like this.

Yeah, I love the men do that. I mean, it sounds like Rob.

No, no, no, he's got a particular way of doing it.

Yeah, and after he's rolled it, he kind of stretches it out. Yeah, like this.

And you can hear the bones crack.

Oh, great.

Yeah, well, and he cracks his knuckles. I can't bear it when men do that.

There you go.

Actually, he wears Calvin Klein, too.

Sounds like you guys are going out with twins.

Twins? Yeah, strange, I know, a bit unusual.

I saw this film, there was like these seven brides with all these brothers.

I can't remember the names. Jimbo, if Lexi and Lauren were seeing twins, they

would know why.

Well, they'd have the same surname for a start.

I mean, the brothers would know that they're seeing two women from the same

company and they would have told Lauren and Lexi by now. I mean, they would have

been out on a couple of dates, they would have gone to the movies or had a

picnic. Or maybe they didn't talk, you know, maybe they weren't close.

You're right.

Pretty.

How'd I get this? Someone opened my computer at nine o 'clock the other

Wow. Could have been one of the blokes working back late.

You can only access it with my keycard.

Well, besides, I was the last to leave.

Did you lend it to anyone?

That's the whole point, so that not just anyone gets into your computer.

Maybe it was Lexi's guy.

What? Lexi thinks the man who did the robbery could have been her new

Whoa, hang on.

So Lexi's boyfriend committed the robbery.

And if somebody used your personal keycard to open the computer?

Looks like it.

How would he get near my wallet? I've never even met him.

Jimbo!

Tell Lauren what you saw.

Hello. Hello.

Lexi. The pizza.

The taxi.

Just tell her. Sure.

What is this? What on earth are you two talking about?

Look, I'm not a snoop or anything, you know, and I know that it's like none of

my business. Get to the point.

Last Tuesday, I saw your new boyfriend and you, you know, he was like helping

you out at the taxi.

And?

Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I'm not even sure what I saw. You know, it was

like, it was dark and, you know, like, there was a lot of people around and,

like, they can play tricks on your eyes. Do you mind?

Do you promise you won't kill me?

Well, a couple of days later, I... I saw Lexi.

Huh?

Can I do my living? I want to have a word with you in private.

Sure.

Lexi.

Um, this boyfriend of yours.

Richard. Richard.

He's tall.

Good looking.

Where's Calvin Klein?

Hmm?

He rolls his neck.

Yeah.

Tell me this. Did he have a, um...

Does he have a scar on his right knee, along the outside?

Yeah, he got it playing football.

He told me ice hockey.

This is not going to be pretty.

Look, you made me tell you. I don't know what I said.

Don't you lot have anything to do?

Laura.

Don't worry.

I bet you that you met him first.

What do you mean?

I mean that he would have been yours.

Not hers. I mean, he would have only slept with Lexi because she was young.

Can I see you in my office for a minute?

Yeah.

You all knew?

Yeah. This is so embarrassing.

So the whole office was having a field day at our expense. Oh, no, we weren't.

What? Why didn't you tell me about it? Oh, what was I supposed to say? Lauren,

Lex, he's bonking your boyfriend.

There is no need to be so cruel. I knew you would react like this. I'm not

reacting like anyone. Yes, you are. Listen to yourself.

Okay, I don't want to discuss it.

Well, if you don't want to discuss it, why did you ask me to come in here?

Men.

Lauren, are we going to talk about this like two adult human beings?

Or are you just going to try and ignore it?

I told you, I don't want to develop it.

Lexi, I'm sorry. I didn't realise.

No, no, it's OK. I'm all right.

No, it's OK. I don't usually drink. Don't be silly.

I'm OK.

We hated knowing, Lex.

It was just... You know, I... Well, the... We... We

didn't know how to tell you.

That's not the worst part, believe me.

I thought we really had something.

Jeez, men are bastards.

Have you opened all the air vents?

Yes, all of them, mate.

I reckon she'd do this on purpose.

Scotty, sometimes I wonder about you. Hey, hang on. If you were running your

business, wouldn't you be grateful if someone told you that your accountant

robbing you blind?

Sure. So what does Lauren go berserk when she's told that Lex was bonking her

guy? Are you kidding? No, I'm serious. Scotty, women love honesty, right?

Well, if it sounds honest, it is honest. Women want to believe.

Your sister does nothing for me. That's not failure, mate. Are you following me

here? I think so. Keep going.

The guy lied to them.

No problem.

The point is, he got caught.

That's where he blew it.

It's a sneaky bugger.

Scotty, he's a dead bugger.

Let me get this straight.

You say that this guy has been having a relationship with both of you for

several weeks and you only found out about it today.

That's correct.

And you see him nearly every day.

Mm -hmm.

I've got to tell you, I'm a bit confused here.

Now, how on earth did he manage to do that?

He was busy.

He certainly was.

Ah, except a fortnight ago.

There was a business trip to Cairns, five days. I don't know, it was a

on my week off.

Ladies, I can understand why you are angry with this guy, but accusing him of

robbing... Are you saying we're making this up to get back at him?

He accessed my computer.

And it was Richard in the plane, I know it. Ladies, I cannot act on this

information. There is no evidence at all to say Richard is robbed.

Rob. Richard.

Whoever.

Can you understand where I'm coming from? Detective, the man slept with both

us. We work for a charter company that does bank runs.

There was a robbery. My computer was broken into. What more do you want?

Ladies, I can't build a case on Calvin Klein aftershave and two angry women,

can I?

What are we going to do?

Do you want me to resign?

No.

But I'm not going either.

So I think if we're going to keep bumping into each other on a daily

should yell and scream and then just get on with it.

Like I've heard.

I get it.

We ate at Chinois a lot.

Oh, we ate there too. He told me he'd just discovered it.

Did he do the bit with the head waiter? This is a very special night. Night

Gerard, yeah, yeah.

Did you drive out to the point?

Yeah, twice.

Did you get the stuff about overseas?

What about those pathetic jokes?

I didn't even get it.

It wasn't funny.

The arrogance.

You know, he actually thought he could get away with it.

I'd like to rip his out.

I can hear him. We're just saying.

No, I mean, it's weird.

Like, I'm in the radio room, right?

And I'm hearing your voices, but it's coming from the radio.

It was a bit crackly, but I can hear it. Then all of a sudden it just stops like

that.

So that's how he got the code.

A microphone.

He used me too.

He used both of us.

I'm open to any suggestions as long as it involves pain and suffering.

Okay, what is he like most in the world?

Sex and money.

I've just had a wild and crazy thought.

So I reckon the chicks want you to show your feelings.

Oh, here we go. Like how, for instance?

By talking to them, you know, show them that you're sensitive and understanding.

Even if you aren't.

If it sounds honest.

It is honest.

Look, women don't like talking to blokes. That's what their girlfriends

Women love talking to men.

Any woman, given the choice of talking to a bloke or a big chat fifth with her

girlfriend, she'll choose the girls every time.

Yeah, I suppose.

It's true.

Blokes aren't used to talking to.

Why not?

We've got other uses.

Because women don't think we know anything.

We do, don't we?

Well, the truth is, women know things, and we, my friends, don't.

We can't possibly make this work.

Come on, Lauren, do you want to get the guy or not?

Simple. If he thinks I'm still in love with him and I'll wear the necklace

forever, he'll think he can use me again.

Yeah, we can't set up a hijack by ourselves.

The police will never let us do it. So we don't tell them until Richard's taken

the bait and it's too late.

Come on, we've been through this. It's foolproof.

I never realised you had such a devious mind.

I'll take that as a compliment.

So, you in?

What do you get for how I'm told up these days? Oh, plus hijacking, property

damage, assault.

10, 15 years easy.

Okay, I'm in.

Thanks

for

bringing me home, Lauren.

Oh, that's okay. I couldn't let you drive by yourself. You were too upset.

Now you just try and put all of this behind you and get a good night's sleep.

Okay.

Good night.

Oh, Rob.

Why didn't you tell me?

I love you so much.

Oh, God. There isn't anything I wouldn't have done for you.

I've heard they make cars as well.

But, um... Well, I don't get it. What, are they going to scream

and yell at each other at least once?

Except you know nothing, Scotty. You're well ahead.

It's a tribal thing, Scotty. You know, men are the hunters and aggressive women

are the gatherers. That's why they make baskets and weave. You know, they're

aware of their mortality.

That's why we go to the pub. I mean, they run with the wolves.

It's just a routine pick -up and delivery at Bathurst Airport, 12 .30.

Now, are you sure you're OK with this?

Absolutely. I can't go jumping at shadows the rest of my life.

Well, this one's a biggie, apparently.

There's nearly a million dollars involved.

A million dollars?

Wow, on my plane.

You sure you're okay?

Yep, no worries. Thanks for the trust.

Well, if that doesn't make him cause, nothing will.

I think Lexi's roster might do another bank job.

I don't think it's such a good idea.

She's probably still feeling a bit knocked around.

Well, she seems perfectly okay to me.

Well, why can't Jimbo do it?

Chris, she says she's okay. We can't pack her in cotton wool.

Okay. Well, I might just go along with her, you know, a bit of moral support.

That'd be great for her confidence, wouldn't it?

Well, I think it's a good idea.

And I just think it's patronising. I mean, if it was Scotty or Jimbo, would

go with them? Of course not.

If Lexi thinks she can look after herself, so do I.

This is a stupid idea.

So now you decide to listen to me.

I don't know why I let you talk me into it.

You were the one who wanted to get even.

I can't believe it. I throw myself at the guy and he knocks me back.

He's arrogant enough and stupid enough to fall for it.

He hasn't yet.

Well, if you're worrying, we can always cancel.

We want it to be him, don't we? I don't think.

Hello?

Richard, hi.

You're back. I missed you.

How was the trip?

Paris? You're kidding.

Hang on, hang on.

What about work?

All right.

Maybe I can ask my boss and get some time off.

All right. Okay. Tomorrow night.

Okay.

Bye. Miss you too.

Bye.

Paris.

Oh, my God.

He bought it.

And it never entered your heads to let me in on it. Until he called, we didn't

have anything definite.

If you don't mind me saying so, I think you two are specials.

What did this guy do to you? That's none of your business.

Why do you think we have police to do police work because this kind of thing

never works? It will. It's exactly the same as before.

What time did you set this guy up for? 12 .30.

12 .30, right.

Now, every point, every detail, leave nothing out.

Hey, what's going on? What are they doing back here?

I'll search me.

Something must have happened.

They must have had a lead on something.

You reckon?

Oh, yeah.

Why else would they be back here?

Oh, quick, I'm sorry. I need to talk to Nick.

We can stop this now if you want.

No, no, no, I'm all right.

I just want to get on with it. It's the waiting.

They'll have the place surrounded. As soon as the police see them, they'll be

to them. Don't worry, they won't let them get anywhere near you.

Are you ready?

So, Bathurst security, we'll run it by the book.

Yeah, transfer, load code and you're away.

Great. And thanks for the time off. Sorry to spring it on you at such short

notice, but Paris, wow.

Lucky you.

See you. Bye.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a bit tired, that's all.

Just a crank run.

Want me to come with you?

No, I'm okay.

If

you're

looking for... Oh, it's gone out.

Where?

I don't know. She didn't tell me.

She just said that she'd be gone for most of the day.

All stations, Baffert, this is Echo Whiskey Victor. Five miles south,

3 ,500.

Okay.

We only intercept the suspect when he makes his move, not a moment before.

You got that? Oh, and remember, gentlemen, there is a civilian involved

are taking no chances.

Here we go.

Richard, I thought we'd, you know, on the runway like before. Oh, maybe a lot

things, but I'm not stupid.

What do you mean?

I thought you could fool me, huh?

Fool me, huh?

Richard, I wouldn't do that.

I'm doing this for you, for us. How many cops are there?

Cops? I don't know what you're talking about. Listen, Richard, I love you and I

want to be with you. Let's just take the money and get out of here together.

Glad to hear it.

So you'll take me and the money out of this three -ring circus right now?

Let's do it. Let's go.

So far, so good.

We've got a visitor.

Another plane's approaching.

Who's this?

I don't know.

Reinforce him.

I don't know what's going on. I swear, I don't.

Must be Chris. You told him. I didn't. Oh, that's all we need.

I don't like this.

The security guard, it's Rob.

You sure?

Yeah.

Guys, change plan.

The security guard is the suspect. Repeat, the security guard is the

Move on my words.

Alex! Hey!

I can see that.

I didn't tell him anything. He's probably just checking on Lexi, being

Nice? Yeah, I was just on my way back to Narrow Mine. I thought, hey, what the

hell? How's it going?

Okay, fine.

Anything I can do? You all right?

Pete, what are we doing? Hold your positions.

Tony, see if you can get a bead on him.

The second pilot is friendly.

Now, listen, pal, I'm just trying to do a job. You ever reach the security

procedures if you could just step away from the aircraft?

Sure. Sure.

I see it's a semi -automatic.

Speak to me, Tony.

This guy knows what he's doing. I can't get a clean line on him. Do something.

We will.

Move it.

to keep your staff from brutalising my prisoner place?

You were great. We did.

We sure did.

What the hell are you doing here?

Having a check -up on her.

I thought I told you not to.

As you think you were.

Thelma and Louise.

Get him up.

But in danger, they had the place surrounded.

Oh, anything could have happened. We knew he'd fall for it. Oh, you don't

we're that easily fooled, do you?

He guessed something was up, so did I. You were lucky.

It was organised right down to the last detail.

And it still went wrong, that's my point. You don't know men as well as you

think you do. If you knew the first thing about women, you'd understand why

had to do this.