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Take it in, Bulldogs!

This is where we're playing the championship.

Wow, we've never played in a huge stadium like this before.

Oh, the field looks so big.

Whoa, this turf is so perfect, I feel I'll ruin it if I play.

Coach, maybe I should sit this game out.

Don't worry, you will.

Man, those stands hold like 2 ,000 fans.

Yeah, listen, guys, no matter where you play it... It's still football.

Now, you guys have been busting your butts all week. You're ready.

Today, I just want you to get comfortable on the new field. No

Just have fun.

You guys think what I'm thinking?

Back up!

New field calls for a new dance.

Time to nay -nay up in hey -hey. Ooh!

Don't forget about may -may!

I can't

believe we get to stay in such a nice hotel before the championship game.

I know. This place has everything.

A gym, a hot tub, a pool.

Ooh, it even has a business center.

Business center?

Where else are we supposed to make photocopies of our buds?

Here's your room info, and everyone can grab a state championship swag bag,

courtesy of the Texas Middle School Football Commission.

Now, if anyone needs me, I will be in room 380.

Coach, what was that?

You heard me.

Swag bags!

Woo!

Free t -shirts!

I hope yours say losers, because that's what you'll be tomorrow.

I was surprised you guys had the guts to show up after we beat you last time.

We're not scared of you, man. You should be.

We saw your little run -around practice today.

That wasn't a practice. We were just getting comfortable with the new feel.

Oh, okay. Well, while you guys were getting comfortable, we were actually

practicing real football.

Yeah, man.

We've been doing two -a -days all week.

That's practicing twice.

A day.

All week.

You know, I thought you guys would be more prepared.

But, hey, we'll take the easy win.

See you, loser.

Hooligan.

Man, those Whitworth guys have been practicing way more than us.

I don't know, guys. I'm starting to get a little worried.

Look, I know how to handle this, all right? Go up to the room, watch free

order room service, and relax.

Or I have an even better idea.

Better idea? I thought it would be, oh, I don't know.

Better?

This is a better idea.

Whitworth has been practicing like crazy. We need to be prepared.

Bella, we are prepared.

We've been busting our butts for weeks.

Come on, guys.

This game is our last chance to do something great as a team.

Would it hurt to spend a few extra hours studying our game plan?

You know what, Bella?

You're right.

We should study.

But this room is too crowded.

Maybe we should go down to that business center.

Now we're talking.

Thanks, guys. Of course. We'll follow you.

In clearance.

believe this.

Taylor Swift is playing a show in town, and check out the picture she posted

from her hotel room.

She just has a robe on. Yeah, but if you zoom in 3 ,000 % to the pocket, you can

see worse.

Twin Oaks Hotel.

This is the Twin Oaks Hotel.

Taylor Swift is dying at this hotel.

No one can know about this.

She's a celebrity.

She clearly doesn't want to be disturbed.

By anyone but us.

I'll be.

We're going to find her room, win her over, become besties, and join her

Swiftsies for life, yeah.

But how do we find her room number?

Don't worry. I got this.

Pepper! You caught... Sorry.

It was an accident.

That was a French petite table lamp.

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Here it is.

T -Swift, room 318.

Let's go.

Being on the road, hanging in the hot tub, I feel like a ball of yolk.

Hey, guys.

Relaxing in the hot tub?

Yeah. What is?

I brought some reading material.

We are ready.

We'll see about that.

Until you prove that you know this game plan, no one is getting any bubbles.

Oh, man.

Without the bubbles, it's like we're taking a hot bath together.

I mean, I love you guys, but I don't want to bathe with you.

I'm turning them back on.

Ow. You'll get your bubbles back after we study.

Fine. Okay.

The first play is excellent.

Newt, touch... that button and I will take your arm off.

We're finally here.

Goodbye, old life. I'm about to meet Dave Bryant.

I can hear singing inside.

It's like our own private concert.

When did her voice get so deep?

Pope? You're not Taylor Swift.

No joke.

What are you girls doing here?

I clearly mumbled my room number so no one would find me.

Looking for Taylor Swift.

Do I look like Taylor Swift?

No. And you definitely don't sound like her either.

Whatever.

Haters gonna hate.

Hate, hate, hate, hate.

And that is a pro -right wide receiver screen.

Well done.

a little crazy, but I just wanted to make sure we were ready. Last year, I

the reason we didn't get to play in the playoff, so I had to make sure I did

everything to help us win this year. Bella, look, we get it, all right? Now

the bubbles back on.

Ah,

now we can finally relax and take our minds off of Whitworth.

Well, well, well.

Sugar beets.

What do you think, bro?

Does this loser soup need a little foot fungus?

Yeah, it does.

One nasty foot coming right up.

My toenail finally fell off.

You know what, Rangers?

This place is full of losers.

Let's bounce.

Man, those Rangers ruined everything.

Even a nice bath with friends.

They were bubbles, man, not a bath, okay?

Let's go.

Why is there antifungal foot powder in my bag?

I don't know.

You got something you want to tell us, Bella?

a nasty foot too this isn't my foot powder this is that ranger's bag he must

have taken mine by accident what our game plan is in there they're gonna see

of our plays they're gonna know exactly what we're gonna do i can't believe this

we got all the way to the championship and now because i lost the game plan we

don't have a chance what are we gonna do i don't know but first you better get

rid of that green toenail From the hot tub? No, from your back.

Get it off.

Get it off!

Okay,

the Wentworth guys are on their way. Remember,

when they get here, you two sneak into Nastyfoot's room using the key card from

his bag. Then swap his bag with my bag and retrieve our game plan.

Question. Won't people notice Newton and I aren't at the party?

Probably not.

Come on, Bella. We're Newton Sawyer. People love us.

Okay, Operation Clean Up Bella's Mess is a go.

Hey,

we got your text. Let's catch up with the free pizza.

Well, we felt bad about how things went earlier and just wanted to bury the

hatchet with a piece, a party.

Or just a pizza party.

You know, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

I'm a sucker for wordplay.

Pizza party!

I found

it.

Switch him and let's get out of here.

Wait. Hey, Logan. I can't make it to the party tonight.

My show's on.

I don't understand.

Why is Coach in a room that was listed as Taylor Swift?

Do you think Coach is dating Taylor Swift?

No.

That's a fact from Newt.

He and Sawyer need help.

They're trapped in room 216 in the North Tower.

North Tower?

Wait, wasn't Taylor's fifth room 318N?

Oh!

N meant North Tower.

We were looking in the wrong tower.

Let's go find her.

Wait, what about the boys?

Pepper, Taylor's got a show tomorrow night in Oklahoma.

We gotta catch her before she leaves.

Don't worry about the boys. I'm sure they're fine.

We are not fine.

The fate of the championship game depends on you helping us out.

Championship? Oh, man.

I hate doing the right thing.

Just charge it to my room.

What's taking them so long?

Well, you fed us a bunch of free pizza, and we still don't like you.

See ya, losers.

Wait. What if we play a game where we make fun of your old teammate who

you, Troy?

Why?

To keep them here.

Awesome. My favorite game. Okay, check it out, guys.

Don't worry. I got a plan to get him out of the room.

Quick, get out of your room. There's a swarm of killer bees and they're coming

to sting you.

friend here thinks you're cute, but she's too shy to say it, right?

Yes, you're so cute.

So do you want to come to the restaurant with us and we'll buy you some nachos?

I'm not into girls, but I'm into free nachos.

He once stood on a chair to raise his IQ.

It was a good one.

Oh, look at the time. It's past our curfew. Time for everyone to leave. Get

All right.

We made the switch. The bag was untouched.

I think we're good.

Okay, great. I think we all need a good night's sleep.

Uh, so, uh... Did anybody ask about us?

Yes.

Told you. People love us.

Finally!

The moment we've all been waiting for. We're in the championship.

This is the biggest game in Bulldog history.

All right.

All right. The whole season has come down to this, but you're ready for it.

right. You know the game plan.

Stick to it. We'll be fine.

The first play is excellent.

Let's go.

Even if they found it, there's no way they had it long enough to learn it.

We had it long enough to make copies of the business in a row?

Yeah, we knew X -Slam.

And we know all your plays.

What was that all about? I'm so sorry, coach.

I accidentally gave Whitworth the game plan.

You what?

I know, I know, I know. I'm sorry. You see, I had the game plan in the hot tub,

and there was this nasty foot in a back switch, and I tried to make it right,

but I guess... Okay, okay.

Don't panic.

Just because they have our game plan doesn't mean we're beaten.

We're only down 7 -0.

We're down 24 -0. It's like the Rangers' defense knows what's going to happen

before we snap the ball.

Nothing is working.

In all my years of coaching, I've never had this problem.

We have no plays.

It's all my fault. I wanted us to win so badly I got carried away.

I ruined everything.

Don't beat yourself up, Bella.

Yeah, we wouldn't have anything to ruin if it wasn't for you.

Bella, look, it doesn't matter if we're playing in a stadium or tossing the

football around in the backyard.

You're our QB.

Right, guys?

Yeah.

Backyard. Huh?

Backyard football.

Guys, listen.

Okay, they might know our game plan, but there's no way they know the crazy

plays we run when we play for fun.

Huh.

What do you think, coach?

Let's give it a shot.

Now go have some fun!

Let's go!

Dad!

Hold on.

The ball's kind of flat, doesn't it?

Let me feel it.

Wow, yeah, okay, this ball is really flat.

I'm going to give it to the ref.

Right after I...

play to make it 65 yards for the touchdown all right guys i just want you

know these past two years have been the best i couldn't ask for a better team

or better friends win or lose

i love you guys bulldogs on three one

Tell me what it is that you need Cause I think I'm onto something Cause

I feel the good times coming Tell me, tell me Tell me what it is that you need

school next year that's right except next time i get to score the game

touchdown not if i don't throw it to you oh you'll throw it to me maybe i'll

throw it to sawyer you wouldn't dare