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A pancake breakfast to celebrate us getting into the playoffs.

This is amazing, you guys.

Oh, can I have a waffle?

This is a pancake breakfast.

But I like waffles. They have little holes to catch the syrup.

Okay, I'll make you a waffle. Oh, great.

like someone's carbo -loading to get extra energy for the playoff game.

Actually, this is my normal breakfast.

Oh, you're right. I should be carbo -loading. Hope it's not too late.

More pancakes, please.

Actually, I'll serve myself.

Big week, guys.

Check it. I got my driver's permit.

Sure. And I get to play in my first playoff game.

real bacon.

My stepmom Brenda only serves tofu bacon.

What's that?

Bacon made of tofu and lies.

You don't lie now, do you, baby?

I can't wash this.

Hey, Mrs. Silverstein. How are you feeling? Great.

Oh, except the baby's using my bladder as a pillow, so I'm going to the

again. Pregnancy is so glamorous.

Pepper, your mom is... So cute.

I can't wait to help you throw that baby shower on Saturday. I know. It's going

to be the perfect way to welcome my baby brother into the world.

Listen up.

There's a severe weather advisory for Friday, so we're moving the playoff game

to Saturday night.

What? Jess! Another day to carbo -load. Now I have time for syrup.

Thank you, weatherman.

But Saturday is the baby shower.

Bella, we have been planning this for weeks.

You're going to be there, right? Totally.

But... You're playing in the game, right?

Totally. You're just saying totally because you have no idea what to do,

Totally.

She got it going, going, she got it going on. I'm gonna play like Friday

kick it like one of the boys. She got it going, going, she got it going on.

Pepper, I really want to help you with the baby shower, but this is the

playoffs. I didn't get to play last year, and I may never get this chance

I know, and we're supposed to be there to cheer you on. Right, so let's ask

mom to move the date of the baby shower.

Forget asking.

the playoff game is Saturday.

Would it be at all possible to move the baby shower to Sunday?

Oh, honey, I'm sorry, but this has been planned for a month. People are flying

in from out of town. Do you really want your Aunt Gladys to pay a change fee?

No.

She's mean and has a mustache.

Thank you for understanding.

What are we going to do?

Wait. I have an idea.

Everybody huddle up.

Okay, here's the game plan. We're going to run a hurry -up offense.

We'll cram all the fun of a two -hour party into one concentrated hour.

It'll be fast, it'll be fabulous, and we'll get through the game with plenty

time to spare.

Hands in, Shibuya on three. One, two, three, Shibuya!

Wow, so that's what it feels like to be in a huddle with you.

It's weird, but I feel super motivated to tackle someone right now.

Don't you always feel like that?

Pretty much.

You'll never believe what happened.

I was eating the pancakes at Tacoma yesterday, and... Incredible, right?

I'm sorry, what are we looking at?

Drake, dude. The pancake looks just like Drake.

The rapper.

I know who Drake is.

And no.

Hey, guys. Oh, Drake. Awesome.

Anyway, uh, Troy, I just saw Niecy Johnson in the parking lot.

Niecy Johnson?

How do I look?

Shoot, I always look good. Excuse me.

He's right.

He always looks great.

Niecy's not really outside.

That was just an excuse to get Troy out of here.

Look at this.

Whoa. A real newspaper did a story on the team?

Yeah, and it predicts that we're going to lose the playoff. What? Why?

Because of Troy.

It says every time Troy plays the Red Devils, he chokes. And that's the nicest

thing they say about him. We can't let him see this. It would destroy his

confidence. I don't know. Troy's ego is huge.

Some article isn't going to bother him. I beg to differ. Remember when the

school newspaper insulted his breakdancing at the school talent show?

He never popped or blocked again.

Our loss.

And the world's.

That was a school newspaper.

Imagine what happens when you read something from a real newspaper.

Right before the playoff? Not good. We have to gather the rest of these and get

rid of them before Troy sees them.

Sorry, ma 'am.

Beastie wasn't out there.

What are you doing with those newspapers?

Just collecting coupons for this great sale.

Pantyhose? Uh, yeah.

Yeah, pantyhose. Trying to decide between regular or control top.

Come on, Sawyer.

They're on sale. Get both.

Thank you so much for this. Everything looks beautiful.

You're welcome.

Okay, I budgeted 60 minutes for the baby shower and 30 minutes to get to the

game. We're already 13 minutes behind, but we can't start until all the guests

get here. Who are we waiting on? My mom's co -worker, Marcy.

She's the worst.

She was once late for a meeting about lateness.

Sorry, Emily.

You'll never know. You missed your chance to mingle, Marcy. Sit down. Let's

Hello, ladies, and welcome to the Silverstein Baby Shower.

First activity.

Painting baby bibs.

All right, get going, people. Don't think, just paint. Here you go.

Okay, time's up, everybody. Stop painting. What, so soon?

But my baby doesn't have a mouth.

Good. Then it can't cry.

motivate them is there anything we could give them as a prize oh i know the

perfect thing um there will be an amazing prize for the first person to

it's it wait for it a blender

chops mints and dices for smoothies and shakes i don't watch it like that not

anymore

Gladys. She's such a sweet old lady.

Okay,

I

got rid of all the newspapers from the ice cream store and the comic book shop.

How'd you do? I went to the grocery store and the public library.

Troy doesn't go to the public library.

Exactly. That's why I dumped all the newspapers there.

Smart.

Who's ready to crush the red devils?

Not strong enough.

Who's ready to obliterate the red devil? Yeah.

Troy is good to go. Mission accomplished, buddy.

Thanks, Sawyer. We make a pretty good team. Yeah, we do.

Sawyer and Newt. Newt and Sawyer.

Neuter. Oh, no, please don't call us that.

Those red devils are going down. Right, coach?

Oh, that's what I like to see, Dixon.

Not letting that Silverado weekly article get you down.

Way to be a leader.

Thank you.

Wait. What's the Vrata Weekly article?

Uh, that article about, uh, global warming.

Yeah, yeah, it really got me down. The world's an oven and we're cooking in it.

Shame.

Receiver Troy Dixon has a tendency to let the pressure get to him when the

Bulldogs play the Red Devils. The last two times the teams met, he choked.

This time should be no different.

I don't listen to them, Troy.

Yeah, they don't know what they're talking about. That newspaper is nothing

a big ad for pantyhose.

For a supposed team leader, the only thing Dixon will lead the Bulldogs to is

defeat.

Why would they say that about me?

Oh, you know the media.

Always biased against really attractive people.

Like you, Troy.

He's saying you're attractive.

Focus on that.

Of course, ma 'am. It's not about that.

That newspaper totally took me down.

It's like the school talent show all over again.

I feel weird. I think I'm going to throw up.

I haven't done upset a... second grade. I don't even remember how it worked.

This is coming out.

The Troy is broken.

Bye.

Okay.

We did it and we still have 17 minutes to the kickoff.

Thank you so much for that whirlwind of a party. Now go get to that

that i am not due for another three weeks but uh something feels kind of

different and i just oh i think i might be having this baby today oh pepper

maybe you should call your dad i'm trying he's fishing and there's no

on the lake

a game on time.

Even a playoff game.

I'm not going

a bait shop and they're sending a guy on a jet ski to get him. He'll be here in

a half an hour.

Your dad, not the guy on the jet ski.

Oh, good.

Okay, well, when he gets here, you girls can go to the game.

Thanks. If all goes as planned, I'll only miss the first quarter. I'm going

call Coach and give him a heads up.

So I really passed out?

You really did.

Did I at least pass out in a cool way?

It was by far the coolest pass out I have ever seen.

What do we do?

First thing I can think of is punching him, but that sounds wrong.

Troy, you have to forget about that article.

I can't. You heard what that writer said about me. I'm going to go out there and

choke. People say things they don't mean all the time. I love vegetables.

I floss every day. Don't listen to them, Brenda. That dress is totally

appropriate for church.

I'm doomed.

And so is this team.

We can say goodbye to the championship.

We're in big trouble. Okay, let's not panic. I'm sure Bella will fix things as

soon as she gets here.

Listen up, team. I just got off the phone with Bella. She got held up. She

probably won't be here until halftime. What? If she gets here at all.

Okay, now I'm going to panic.

Dixon, you're playing quarterback.

Bad idea, coach.

But you want to lose this game because I am a choker.

I thought the article didn't affect him. Well, it did.

Now we only have two minutes until the game and our only QB is doing that.

Okay, all right. We can fix this.

Let me think.

What would Bella do?

Probably give Troy one of her trademark pep talks.

I can try.

All right, guys, huddle up.

Teamwork. You can do this, Troy.

Kittens, rainbows, unicorns, Shibuya.

Sorry, guys. I really thought I'd be better at this.

What do we do, Coach?

New plan.

Let's get him on the field, see if he plays.

I'll grab his feet. I'll get the door.

the pilot should land immediately.

So don't plan any wine vacations in the next few hours.

Right, not the time for jokes.

Sophie, did you get the chilled watch clock?

Yep. Works great.

Sophie, that's for Mrs. Silverstein.

I'm sorry, was she the one that fainted?

Fine, I'll go get her another one.

I grabbed some things for the hospital.

Technically everything I grabbed at all.

Is that my wedding dress? I don't know, it caught my eye.

Shouldn't you be here by now?

We can't wait for my husband.

Okay, I'll call an ambulance.

There's no time. This baby is coming. We need to leave now.

I just got my driver's permit. I can drive to the hospital as long as there's

adult in the car.

Haven't you had only one driving class?

Technically one and a half.

Works for me.

Troy is a mess.

He hasn't completed a single path.

Except to the other team, twice.

I'm starting to wonder if he should sit on the bench and you should go out there

and give it a whirl. Let's not get carried away.

Okay, Bulldog.

I know this looks bad now, but we're only down by two touchdowns. Yeah, so

Dixon, shake it off.

This is football.

It won't shake off.

Coach, I got this.

Troy. Look, whatever stupid pep talk you're going to give me, it's not going

work. I'm not going to give you a pep talk.

The Silverado Weekly printed a response to the last article.

It has come to our attention that Troy Dixon was treated unfairly by this

publication. Since previous games against the Red Devils, Dixon has grown

proven himself in high -pressure situations. Wait, let me see that.

Whoa. No way.

They called me a skilled athlete with a bright future and a game changer.

Did they mention me? Not about you, Sawyer.

They even called me... Clutch.

Well, you are Clutch.

How many game -winning touchdowns have you caught? Troy, it's true.

Whenever there is a game on the line, everyone wants you to get the ball.

Even me, and I'm pretty good at catching.

Again, not about you, Sawyer.

You know what?

Maybe I am Clutch.

Why did I let this article get to me?

It doesn't matter. You're past that now.

Let's go out there and see if we can make a comeback.

That's right.

Let's win this.

Listen up.

From now on, my nickname isn't Detroit.

It's Clutch Dixon.

Hoorah!

Hoorah!

It's a good thing you found that article.

What a stroke of luck.

It wasn't luck. It was fake.

I wrote it on the bench, then screen grabbed their website and pasted in the

text.

Nice work, Newt.

Hoorah!

Wish someone would write something nice about me.

I forgot to read this bottom part.

Sawyer is a great player, too.

I know that was fake, but it still felt good.

I need a 16.

I missed it.

Hold on. There's a penalty on the play.

Pass interference on the Red Devils. Put five seconds back on the clock.

First down, Bulldogs.

I can't believe what I'm seeing. The game can't end on a defensive penalty,

the Bulldogs have...

You have one last shot.

Think we can pull this off? I know we can.

As long as we do it together.

Woo! Now that's how you give a pep talk.

Okay, I think I know the perfect play.

Well, we did it, Sawyer. We won the game for the Bulldogs. Oh, yeah, we did.

Dude.

Baby Theo.

What do you think of his jersey?

I think it goes perfectly with this.

He is so sweet.

I love him.

Look how cute he is with his little smush bag.

Not as smushy as your car.

Sorry, Mrs. Silverstein. Next time, I will use the parking brake.

Oh, honey, I don't think I'll be getting in the car again with you until you're

45. Same here. Totally.

Oh, also, you girls want me a blender.

No problem. How much do those cost?

$300.

Right.