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Behold, friends, reason number 227, the universe created football.

Tailgate!

Silverado A &M versus Southern Oklahoma. This party is going to be awesome.

Yep, I'm psyched for the tailgate games.

Finest sporting events ever played in a college football parking lot. Like

beanbag toss.

Troy, we're going to crush everyone again.

Oh, remember last year when we beat that kid so bad he cried?

I do.

I remember it once a week with my therapist.

Oh, that was you.

Good time.

Bam.

Hey, New, want to play my favorite game? How much cotton candy can I eat?

Spoiler alert, all of it.

Bam. Ow.

Y 'all better save room for some of my dad's famous chili.

It's super popular. If you get lucky, he might even autograph a can of beans for

you. I got pinto last year. The classiest of beans.

Hey, have you guys seen Zach Barnes?

He's supposed to meet us here. Zach Barnes? You invited Zach Barnes? How

you? What?

I thought you liked him.

Yeah, that's exactly the problem.

I do like Zach.

I like like him.

I scribble his name in my playbook and dream about us growing old together and

drinking tea on a porch swing.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, but Zach can't know that.

He has a girlfriend and I promised her I'd stay away from him.

Bella, look, you can't blame me for not keeping track of all your boy drama.

Shoot, girl, your love life is confusing.

Tell me about it. Try being her wing woman.

Which I love.

Take the ball. She'll see you later.

What do you want me to do?

Uninvite him now. I can't. We're bros.

He bonded over his knee cart.

Well, not so much bonded as I rode her down the stairwell and crashed it. But

dude was super cool about it.

What am I supposed to do?

Simple. Just tell Zach you promised his girlfriend you'd stay away from him.

What? No.

This is why Niecy Johnson broke up with you.

Why you gotta bring up Niecy?

If I tell him about the promise, she'd have to tell Zach she has a crush on

Which would be the worst thing ever.

Boom. Drama bomb.

Okay. Okay.

Uh, backup plan.

Pack your bags, move to Canada, hire from Zach for the rest of your life.

right? Yeah, you're good.

I just wish there was a place I could hide from him for the rest of the

tailgate. Wait, what about Sawyer's chili tent? Good idea.

Sawyer. Uh. Oh.

Is it your dad's chili tent on the other side of the lot?

Yes. Which means I probably won't be seeing any of you for the rest of the

That's perfect.

Well, that was harsh.

No.

Perfect for me.

I'll come help you.

And Sawyer, we all love you.

Sorry. Sometimes I feel y 'all think of me more as a teammate than a friend.

Oh, Sawyer.

Wait. Was that a yes or a no?

And Sophie.

That's how we do!

Oh! Oh!

Bam! Oh, I think it's time for the coronation.

And your tailgate crown, milady.

And yours, tailgate king. Oh, thank you.

Aren't those your homecoming crowns? Not today. Today, they're the crowns for

the tailgate king and queen. Hello.

Yep, sure am.

Starting to think you invited me here just so you could beat me at beanbag

Uh -huh.

That's right.

Let's go get you some food.

And maybe some new friends, too.

Bye, Alicia.

Yes.

Hey, Newt, you want to challenge the king and queen?

No way. You guys always beat me and rub it in. Plus, I don't even have a partner

anymore after the smack you guys talked to your brother last year.

Luis still isn't talking to me.

It's awesome.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Pepper can be your partner.

Yeah, that sounds great.

What? No, run, Pepper. Run while you still can.

Oh, come on, Nu. She wants to play.

Let her play.

Yeah, it'll be fun.

See, he said it'll be fun.

He is a liar.

Please. I've seen you guys play before, but I've never played myself.

No. Please, please, please, please, please, please.

Pepper. Please.

You know I can't say no to seven pleases.

Pine will play. Yes!

Back in business.

Yeah!

And my granddaddy's granddaddy forged these very kettles out of Civil War

cannonballs. Huh. My mom makes chili in a stainless steel pot.

Stainless steel?

We huggers don't abide any of that fancy nonsense.

We cook in chili, not crumpets for the queen.

Bella, you are this close to losing your fine can of beans.

Well, dang it.

All this talk of fancy cookware is upsetting my baby.

Come on, Sawyer.

Let's go get some towels from the supply truck.

Sorry about that, Dad. She's more of a teammate than a friend.

Well, that explains it.

Bella, is that you?

through a lot together.

So, what's up? What are you doing here and when are you leaving?

Oh, not until I'm full of Huggins chili.

I love it. Come here every year. Good to know.

Wish I knew sooner.

Why? Oh, nothing.

So, where's Alicia?

Oh, she's coming.

She is?

Yeah, you could say hi. We have a theme at your party.

You know, I would really love to say hi, but I have loads of onions to chop.

But we barely had a chance to catch up.

Here, scoot over. I'll help you. I would love to. Really would. But you know how

onions are.

Making people tear up.

So annoying.

You don't want to be around all this.

That's cool. Onions never make me cry.

How awesome for you.

Nope. The only thing that makes me cry is hot peppers.

Whoa. Is that Alicia buying a Southern Oklahoma shirt?

What? She wouldn't.

I don't see her anywhere.

Yeah, she is. She's over.

Oh, maybe I was wrong. My mistake.

Here, try some of this to see if it's ready.

Oh, don't mind if I do.

Oh,

that's hot water.

I didn't have any water.

Oh, I should have told you it was spicy. Sorry.

But there's a water fountain way at the other end of the parking lot. You should

go.

last chance to back out. This isn't a game to them. It's an excuse to be

horrible, horrible people who say horrible, horrible things.

Really, Newt? I don't think my best friend would play a game with me just to

horrible things about me.

Ha! We win!

Pepper, you stink!

You could put a bow tie on that lawn chair and it would score just as many

points as you did.

You were right!

You two are horrible!

Well, when you're amazing, you're above judgment.

I'm sorry.

I guess I sometimes forget that not everyone's good at games.

Or using their arms and eyes to do things.

She's even worse than Newt. I didn't even think that was possible.

Well,

I warned you, Pepper.

Time to call my therapist.

Can I get in on that?

I'll put him on speaker.

Pretty good, right?

The secret is if you use the same skillet for six generations, never been

washed. Probably tasting some of my great -grandpappy's original batch right

now.

Mmm.

Hey, Sawyer, you mind going to get some cornbread from the supply truck?

I'm going to stay here and keep an eye on this kettle.

I don't trust that one.

It was a Confederate cannonball.

I'll go with you, Sawyer.

Zach might come back here, and I can't be here if he does.

Why are you avoiding Zach?

Is something going on with you two?

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just so frustrating sometimes, you know? I mean, he's with Alicia, and I'm

stuck in the middle. I had to ask.

Every time we're this close to connecting, it's like the universe

against us.

Not to mention, I'm here.

Thank goodness.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah, okay.

name i came up with for me and zach it was either that or back yuck oh this

would all be so much easier if i didn't have this huge crush on zach what you

have a huge crush on me okay

well this bicycle is one wheel too many

Did you just say you have a huge crush on me?

What?

No. What you heard was I have a huge crush on Jack.

He's a boy from my school.

Yep, a boy from my school named Jack. That is who I have a crush on.

What's his last name?

I don't know.

I just have a crush on him. It's not like I married him. Gotta go.

You say you have a crush on me, and now you're hiding from Alicia?

Hello, what's going on?

Uh, you see, um... Fine.

Okay. Remember that time I asked you to come over to my house to watch the game?

Well, it was supposed to be a date.

Only you brought a date. Your girlfriend, Alicia.

And when she figured out I liked you, I promised her I'd stay away from you.

Wait, seriously?

Stay away from me, Bella. That's ridiculous. I'm not going to just break

Alicia because you tell me you have a crush on me.

I'm not asking you to break up with Alicia.

And for the record, I tried really hard not to tell you any of this.

Hmm, that's funny. You're usually pretty good at not telling me things. Like

when you didn't tell me I wasn't your only date to homecoming. Oh, you want to

talk about homecoming?

Let's talk about last year when you stood me up because I beat you at

Hey, pretty sure I didn't cry in front of you.

Anyway, it doesn't even matter because you're just going to change your mind

tomorrow. I don't do that.

Oh, really?

When I like you, you don't like me. When I don't like you, you like me. You're

in, you're out. You're in, you're out. I mean, you're like a walking Katy Perry

song.

Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore because I am definitely out.

Fine. Fine!

think about what you did.

You're mean.

Uh -huh. That's right.

Does anyone else have the courage to challenge tailgate royalty?

We doth.

What? No, no, no doth. We doth not.

Someone has to teach these monsters a lesson.

We want a rematch. No, thanks.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of getting bored of beating you.

Yeah. There's got to be some other staffs around here we can victimize.

I saw Coach eating some ribs by himself.

Oh, word.

Wait. What if we make it interesting?

What do you have in mind?

Yes. Crazy person, what do you have in mind?

You guys call yourself the king and queen of Tailgate. But what good are a

and queen without servants?

Go on.

One more game. If you guys win, we'll be your servants for the rest of the day.

But if you lose... We're the king and the queen, and you have to be our

servants.

Sounds good to us.

Pepper, you cannot be serious.

Oh, I most definitely am.

We're going to hit your butt.

Do you mean kick our butts?

Yes.

Kick your butt.

I'm sorry. I'm new to trash talking.

Obviously.

Oh, come on. Open!

If that ladle doesn't work, there's a box of sporks right there.

I'm sorry. Should I try one of your super effective jewelry tools instead?

Maybe you should try your phone for the zillionth time and see if we still have

no reception.

Ha ha, funny.

Dang it.

Yes! I got it! The vent's loose!

Well, pry it off.

I'm trying. Here, let me help.

Can you hoist me up so I can crawl out of the vent and unlock the door from the

outside? Sure.

I just want to apologize for what I said earlier.

Me too.

Look, I don't want it to be awkward anymore.

Can we just be friends?

Of course.

I would like that.

Here, let me give you a boost.

Because it's clear we shouldn't be together.

Yeah, it would never work.

Let's just put an end to the drama once and for all.

Totally.

Let's do on three.

One.

Two.

Zach?

Alicia. Man, now I'm the fourth wheel.

Alicia, it's not what it looks like. He was helping me up to the vent.

Alicia, wait.

What was I thinking?

I'm sorry, Bella.

She's waiting at the chili stand for Zach, and I asked her to come help me

some supplies.

I had no idea you two were still here.

It's not your fault.

Bella, I can only imagine what you're going through.

You and Zach and all those feelings that... Hey!

Did y 'all break my ladle?

You know what?

We'll talk later.

Now, before we begin, I just want to go over some of the rules.

We know how to play the game, Troy.

No, I mean the rules of being my servant.

First, do not look me in the eye.

Secondly, I will never call you by name. If I need you, I will.

And finally, only refer to me as your highness or Big Papa.

All right.

Here we go.

Thanks, Papa.

So I suggested to me we get you back.

We've been practicing in my backyard every Sunday.

Every Sunday?

Wait, is that why you missed my slumber party?

Training. Abuela's birthday?

Training. My open mic night?

We just didn't want to go to that.

And today we pretended to stink just to lure you into making the bet.

Which reminds me, I believe you have some crowns that belong to us?

My lady. My lord.

Now, fetch us some churros.

Yes. Yes what?

Yes... Big Papa.

Feels good to be king.

Bella, I think enough time has passed.

Do you want to talk about this?

I set out to not ruin things for Zach, and that's exactly what I did.

I feel horrible.

Actually, I was talking about my ladle.

You owe me $4 .67.

Oh, look, the other culprit.

I'll leave you guys to your feelings and such, but I will expect prompt

reimbursement.

Well, uh... Oh, Zach, listen.

Before you say anything, I want to apologize for what happened today.

It was totally my fault, and I never meant to get in the way of you and...

Bella.

I broke up with Alicia.

You did?

It's not fair for me to date her when I like you.

I like you, too.

Is this really happening?

Well, I think it is.

So, what do we do now?

I think I have an idea.

No. Did I just eat fireworks?

Yeah, pretty good kiss, right?

Hey! And then one!

And these fireworks are amazing!

But they're so bright.

Sunglasses. Here you go.

Do not look me in the eye. Right.

I'm sick of being Newt and Pepper's servant.

Yeah. Newt's been making me get him trills all day.

Just to throw him at me.

Hey, why don't we hide in Sora's truck?

They'll never find us in there. Good idea.

What was that?

Did that lock?

It won't open.

We're stuck.

Sophie? Sawyer?

Troy and I are in here. Can you open the door?

Nope. Not falling for that one again.

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