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Ace McFumble here with Bella Dawson, who just led her team to an incredible last

-second victory.

Bella, walk us through your game -winning touchdown.

It was crazy. I dropped back to throw it, but everyone was covered.

Then I realized it was up to me to win it, so I ran it in myself.

Yes, it felt like you really carried the team tonight. I just did what I had to

to get the win.

And that was Bella Dawson describing how she single -handedly carried the

Bulldogs to victory.

What? I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that.

What?

Yeah, congrats on your win, Bella. You guys know that's not what I meant.

Well, that's what you said.

You dank.

I know that's toilet talk, but I am not sorry.

Yeah, this is a team. There were ten other guys out there busting their butts

for you the entire game. And I know because I was on the bench watching

I'm sorry. I got caught up in the moment.

I appreciate everything you guys do. I'll make sure it never happens again.

Way to get that win, Bella.

Thanks. I did what I could.

Really? We.

I meant we.

And you get, you get a game changer, playmaker. Take the ball. She'll see you

later.

Can I be honest?

Yeah. Sounded really awful.

Can I be honest?

Yeah. I don't like you being honest.

I have to do something to make the boys feel better. Make them feel better?

They're boys. They'll do fine in life.

Oh, look.

It's the reporter I'm interning for after school.

I'm Chuck Dodge with Silverado Sports.

Tonight we profile the shortest basketball player in Texas.

He's short on height, but long on heart.

You work for Chuck Dodge?

My whole family loves him.

Especially Abuela.

Abuela's into sports?

Abuela's into Chuck Dodge.

Whenever he comes on, she mutters something about running her fingers

his man mane.

Chuck is such a good guy.

He's always saying, stay in school and don't do drugs.

He's basically my mentor.

Hold on.

If I could get Chuck Dodge to come down and interview the guys for Silverado

Sports... That would totally make up for my ace interview.

Do you think he would do it?

Team struggles with egomaniac quarterback.

That's a pretty good story.

No.

A nice profile of the whole team.

You know, showing how everyone works together and that's what makes the

successful.

Ooh, now I can see it.

One team, one dream. All for one, one for all. Many paws, one dog.

Or, or, how about...

Sports interns.

Struggles with headlines.

Ooh, I like that one.

Remember, students, the robot battle begins in two days. But don't worry. If

your robot doesn't work, it is A -OK.

Thank goodness.

I can't make this thing work at all.

I'm just joking. If your robot doesn't work, you fail.

Oh, Newt.

Come on, killer. You can do it.

It's working.

Pretty crummy robot, Vandero. You better pray you get into college on some kind

of sports scholarship.

Dumb jock.

I am not a jock, Gracie. Coach doesn't even let me touch the ball.

Whatever, meathead. You and your boxy loser bot are going down.

It is not a box. It's a high -tech killing machine.

It's killing me, all right. With laughter.

Ha!

Cool box, Newt. It's not a box.

It's a high -tech killing machine and fine as a box.

Looks like your chassis lacks significant mass.

And your max acceleration is too low.

If you increase them both, the kinetic force should be enough to pulverize your

opponent. Whoa.

You some kind of secret robot genius?

No. My brothers watch that fighting robot show and it's so loud I can hear

my room. What show? I should watch it.

Um, ro -bo -show.

There's a show called Robo Show?

What channel is it on?

I don't know. I'm not your DVR. Look it up.

That was weird.

I saw Gracie making fun of your robot.

I'm glad. She is so mean. She is so right.

Maybe you should spend more time trying to pass my class and less time with your

jock friends pumping iron and getting swole.

I'm not a jock. I can barely lift this robot. Look.

Oh, wow.

Paul has done wonders for my physique.

Watch out, ladies.

Bell, bell, bell.

Who's your favorite person in the whole wide world?

Your crazy eyes and invasion of my personal space makes me think you.

Yes.

I pitched a story to Chuck Dodge, and he wants to interview the team for

Silverado Sports.

Oh, my gosh. Chuck Dodge is my...

be interviewed by the Chuck Dodge?

Silverado's Clooney? Yeah.

You know, I was once called Silverado's Liam Hemsworth.

By my mom.

Hey, but you gotta admit, it's still impressive.

Is it?

I know all about being on camera. I used to be a baby model.

It was one diaper commercial.

And how many diaper commercials have you done, Troy?

Well, I, uh...

Man, shut up.

You know, I'd love to join in the fun, but I'm going to be busy getting my

battle ready.

Hey, that looks pretty good, New.

It may look good, but it refuses to work.

Much like my stepmom, Brenda.

Oh, Chuck and his crew will be here during football practice tomorrow, so

sure you rest up for your close -up.

Thanks for lining this up, Bella. It's so cool that we're finally going to get

some recognition, too.

You may not know this about me, but I have a little... a bit of an ego.

Hey, Sophie.

So, I tried your idea about increasing the mass of the chassis.

Uh, not my idea. I just saw it on TV.

Right. Well, it was terrible.

Really? Yeah. Whoever came up with that is stupid and obviously knows nothing

about robotics.

I mean, it was the dumbest idea since Louise tried to get us to call him Lil'

Wheezy.

Well, clearly you didn't calculate your force ratios correctly. Otherwise, it

would have been a foolproof fix. And nothing is as stupid as Lil' Wheezy.

I knew it. You're a robotics genius.

Shh. I was playing you. Your suggestion totally worked. You have to help me win

tomorrow. I'm sorry, but I can't. If anyone finds out I'm good at science, my

teachers will put me in advanced classes.

Hasn't anyone ever told you to lean in, sit at the table, and have it all,

sister?

I'm not going to do it.

Please? Gracie keeps calling me a jock. I am not a jock. I failed the

presidential physical fitness test three times.

Fine, but on one condition.

No one can find out I'm good at science.

Normal science is the only class I have with Bella and Pepper.

If I get moved up into honors, I'll never see them at school.

Done. I'm great at keeping secrets.

Ever since my parents got divorced, most of my dad's sentences start with, you

cannot tell your mother about this.

So, tell me, Ms. Dawson, are there any funny stories you can share with us

being a girl on a boys' team?

Well, actually, I... Chuck, your hair! Code gray! Code gray!

Ow!

You silver devil.

You can't get past the best intern I've ever had. Great work, Pepper.

Thanks, Chuck. Sorry about the interruption, Bella. The hair has to

It's got its own click -pick page.

Hashtag man -main.

Hashtag hair goals.

Troy, what are you doing?

I'm so excited for everyone to see me on TV.

Just doing some pre -camera curls. You know, to ensure maximum bumpage.

Listen, if you're feeling insecure about me being a baby model, we can... I am

not insecure.

I'm just annoyed that you think being a baby model is a big deal.

Here's a tip from my modeling days.

Make sure you get them to shoot you on your right side.

That's your good side.

Oh, man.

I've been showcasing my left side for years.

That explains so much.

That's a great question, Chuck.

At first, it wasn't easy being the only girl, but I'm lucky to play with such

great guys, and we've come a long way.

There you have it, folks.

Silverado West star quarterback Bella Dawson. I'm Chuck Dodge for Silverado

Sports.

That's a wrap. Let's go.

I was great.

Wait, what?

I thought you were here to interview the whole team. Yeah, Chuck.

That's the story I pitched you.

Pepper, let me give you some more advice.

Always follow the story. Girl quarterback on a Texas boys football

Boys on a boys football team?

Not a story.

If he doesn't interview the rest of the team, they're going to be devastated.

I'm sorry, Bella.

What am I going to do? They're never going to talk to me again.

Hey, what's going on?

Why did Chuck interview you and leave without talking to us? Guys, I am so

sorry. That wasn't the plan.

This is so unfair.

Once again, you get all the attention.

I know how this looks, but we'll figure this out. Whatever, Bella.

You're the worst.

I guess I'll have to tell my whole family that little Wheezy won't be on

It's going to be okay, little Wheezy.

It's going to be okay.

I can't believe Chuck Dodge only wanted to interview me.

I can't believe you didn't see the story like we did.

You know, you didn't think it was a story until I made you see it.

Maybe we just need to make Chuck see it.

That's right.

I forgot to show him the graphic I made to explain the story concept.

Many paws, one dog.

I thought it was cute.

Okay, what if we shoot interviews with everybody and combine it with game

footage? We can show Chuck our story.

Ooh, that will totally impress him.

But what do we tell the boys?

They'll never agree to being filmed if they don't think it's going on the air.

Pepper, go get your camera. I'll talk to the boys.

I may have to lie to them and even break a few laws, but it'll be worth it.

Ah, look who it is. Me, myself, and I don't care about anyone but Bella.

Listen, Pepper talked to Chuck.

He wanted to stay and do your interviews, but there was a major sports

emergency. A sports emergency?

Really? What was it?

The shortest basketball player turned out to be a kid.

What? Yeah.

Shorty Robinson is a fraud?

Where are our heroes?

True, yeah.

But Chuck wants Pepper to do your interviews.

I don't know. This all sounds a little fishy.

I mean, why would he trust Pepper to do it?

He trusts Pepper with everything, even his hair.

His man might?

Oh, that changes everything.

I'm sorry we gave you a hard time before, Bella. Yeah, we really should

trusted you.

You know, if y 'all want some advice about being in front of the camera, I

learned a lot from my last modeling gig.

That was 14 years ago, and you were a baby.

Baby model.

Thanks for the help, Sophie.

Without you, I never would have gotten Killers wiring right, or gotten myself

out of that garbage can Gracie pushed me into.

You're welcome.

But if something goes wrong, I can't blow my cover, so I won't be able to

you.

Hey, Joxie.

I'd say good luck, but it's a moot point.

That means it's pointless.

I know what moot means. I know moot. Newt knows moot. Oh, my gosh, I'm going

crazy.

Newt, don't let her get to you.

I'm sure her robots will hunker junk anyway.

Meet Botzilla.

you can even read, Meathead.

Good thing I signed this out under Troy's name.

Ooh, that was great, Sawyer. Now let's make your interview look good, too.

Sawyer, what's your secret to making such great catches?

Well, I see the ball in the air, then I reach my hands out to where I think the

ball is going to be.

Now, if it isn't there, I move my hands to where the ball is.

Uh, okay. I think we got it. No, no, no. This is the fun part.

I catch the ball, then I run real fast.

And if someone's in the way, I go a different way. And if someone's there,

I got some real choices to make. Okay, that's enough.

Let me get you running to the end zone.

Okay.

Uh, are you sure that'll work?

Don't worry.

I'll just edit it down to him smiling and saying, I run real fast.

the trenches doing the dirty work for the team blocking and tackling how do

get motivated i'm a bulldog i wake up motivated uh louis can you look straight

at the camera please sure is that better no what about that

perfect so troy how do you stay in such great

shape for football season i'm just naturally ripped lucky i guess

That was perfect.

Too many reps.

We can edit that last bit out.

I can't wait to show our work to Chuck Dodge. He is going to love this story.

I hate this story.

This is all the stuff I didn't want to shoot earlier.

Well, we figured if we showed you that our team was the real story, you'd put

them on the air. Well, the only story I see here is dashing reporters' time

wasted by well -dressed yet incompetent interns.

You gave me all that good advice about eating my vegetables and how to smile

with my eyes.

Well, how's this for advice? Stop wasting my time.

Wait, first of all, so rude.

She idolizes you.

Second of all, without my teammates, we wouldn't win a single game.

But for some reason, I get all the attention.

It's not fair.

Life's not fair.

Do you think I just want to be the Clooney of Silverado? I want to be the

Clooney, period.

Okay, well, if you won't air the guy's interview, will you at least not air

mine?

Precious. No.

Pepper, go tell my producer to lock Bella's interview. It airs in an hour.

if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my hair steamed.

I can't believe I looked up to that jerk.

Well, we tried.

I better go tell the guys and hope they can get over it.

Unless you want to tell them. Bella.

Right, I should do it.

Gracie Crenshaw's Godzilla on the ropes.

I hope your family recycles, Gracie, because your robot is trash.

Oh, no, that hammer's going to overheat if it keeps using it so much.

Oh, no, killer's getting killed.

Don't worry, I'll give it a proper burial. Right next to your dignity.

We'll destroy it.

Next year, I'm going to build a time machine so I can go back and kick your

butt again and again and again and again and again and again.

That's it.

Girlfriend's going to get it today.

Sophie, what are you doing?

The hammer's obviously not working.

Gracie knows that. So, let's use it to our advantage.

What do you mean? Trust me. All you have to do is ram Botella from the side and

hit this button on the remote.

Got it.

Thanks, Sophie.

Hope it works.

Me too.

I really want to beat that nerd.

No offense.

Hey, I'm the jock. You're the one fixing robots.

This is it. The final round.

It looks bleak for Newt and his robot killer.

Come on.

Just give up, Newt.

Your hammer's broken.

It's not a hammer anymore.

In your facey, Gracie.

What a comeback!

Lute Bandero wins!

Actually, no.

Lute, I'm sorry to say you're disqualified. You received assistance

who's not in the class.

I would have stopped it earlier, but... I'm a sucker for robot violence.

My bad.

I win.

I'm the best.

You want a technicality. Turn it down, nerd.

Sophie, I'm very impressed with your grasp of robotics.

I'm going to ask you to be placed in advanced science.

What? No, Mr. Mitchell, you can't do that.

Sophie's a dumb duck like me. She doesn't know anything.

Nice try, Newt, but you can't fool me. You're the only dumb jock around here.

It's okay, Newt. You were right.

I shouldn't hide my smarts, even if it means giving up classes with my friends.

Well, it's not like you'll be away from all your friends.

You got me.

Yeah, I do.

But in the next robot battle, you're going down, meathead.

piece about a very special football player

I catch the

ball then I run real fast if someone's in the way I go a different way

I

don't know

how you did it Bella neither do I I'll give you a hint it was me

When no one was looking, I replaced your interview with the highlight reel.

Thank you so much. You saved my butt.

No worries.

Chuck was such a jerk, and he was so wrong about the story.

The guys totally deserve to be on the air.

You know, I had my doubts when Chuck left, but you came through.

Thanks, Bella. You're a really great teammate.

Ow, ow, ow!

Too many reps. I can't believe this.

Oops. I was supposed to edit that out.

I don't think he cares.

Silverado West has a girl quarterback.

But that's not the real story.

The real story is the team that surrounds her.

Newt, I want to apologize for disqualifying you from the competition.

It's okay, Mr. McKee. Because I need a favor.

Will you train me to be a jock like you?

I've secretly wanted to be one all my life.

I don't know if I can do all that, Mr. Mattel. I will give you extra credit if

you can make me swole, baby boy.

Extra credit?

Deal. Let's start now.

Well, my backpack's pretty heavy. How about you pick that up and carry it to

locker?

That's it?

Well, you can't press it over your head as you do lunges towards the door.

Oh, I think I feel the burn.