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So, Bella, you had something to tell us about that?

Yes, I've decided that... Uh, Kai, do you mind turning that down? We're...

We're watching the trailer for Galaxy Battle 4, The Fight for Peace!

Oh, here we go!

We'll bring peace to the galaxy, even if we have to fight...

Annoying fanboys like you are the reason we'll wait instead of seeing that movie

on Friday night.

Suit yourself.

But you're going to miss out on our homemade Orion Starfly and Rando Beeboo

costumes. Oh, shoot.

Be sure to take pictures so I can post them on boyslookstupid .com.

As I was saying, ever since I realized that Zach is the guy for me, I've been

wanting to ask him out.

So, today's the day. Oh, that's amazing!

This is how you're going to do it.

Picture this.

You're on a beach in Hawaii.

Already sounds reasonable.

He's on the shoreline waxing a surfboard. You ride in on a dolphin.

what you do.

You call him up and say, you, me, we're dating. And then you hang up.

What if he wants to say no?

He can't. That's the beauty of it.

These are great suggestions, but I'm going to go with my idea.

Zach likes Buffalo Wing Wednesdays at the Starcade, so I'm going to show up

tonight and ask if he wants to come over to my house and watch a game.

Oh, yeah.

That's better than mine.

I'm so happy for you.

Ooh, and now I can save the dolphin for my wedding.

Her game changer, playmaker, take the ball, she'll steal it. I'm on a dream

like, dream like, living like one of the boys. She got it going, going, she got

it going on. I'm gonna play like Friday night, kick it like one of the boys. She

got it going, going, she got it going on.

Oh, Ellie, you look nice.

Why are you all dressed up?

Well, just between us.

When Zach gets here, I'm going to ask him out. You're asking Zach out? I sure

am. First, I'm going to butter him up with a dozen wings. Then I'll follow it

with a half dozen of these.

Bam!

And then I'll ask him out.

Wow, that's such a great plan, Bella.

Except you forgot one thing.

He's never going to say yes.

What? Why not?

Well, you did break the guy's foot at homecoming? Actually, she broke his

at homecoming. She broke his foot before. Remember that? Come on!

Breaking his heart was unintentional. And I did not break his foot. He fell

his bike.

On his way to get your corsage. And then he showed up to the dance to be your

date. But surprise, you already had one.

You guys don't know anything about romance or relationships.

Then why don't we ask someone who does?

Hey, Newt.

What do you think about Bella asking out Zach?

Oh.

He'd go out with you after all that you've done to him.

Oh, don't look now, but here he comes.

So,

Bella, you still gonna go through with it?

Bella.

You guys never saw me.

Now, my favorite part in all the Galaxy Battle movies.

was when Orion Starfly sliced that death bot in half with his laser axe. And

then he looked right at him and said, See you, laser.

Straight boss move, man.

Yeah, well, that Starfly, totally cool and always in control.

You know, I've always seen you as my Orion Starfly.

For real?

Well, I've always thought of you as Orion's best friend.

Rando Beeboo.

I remind you of a half -man, half -frog?

Thanks, man. He is my favorite.

Okay, seriously, I am totally lost. What are you guys talking about?

The Galaxy Battle movies, dude.

Oh, I've never seen those movies.

What?

Yeah, I'm just not a space kind of guy. I mean, rocket ships and moon men, just

not relatable.

Dude, those movies aren't just about spaceships and aliens.

They're about so much more.

Okay, how about tomorrow, before we go see part four, we all watch the original

three Galaxy Battle movies at my house.

Huh? Sure, I'll give it a shot.

Sweet, let's do it. Oh, this is so exciting. And then next weekend, we can

my favorite movie series. It's about a woman who solves life's greatest

love.

Say what?

Yeah.

It's called The Wedding Detective.

The only crime is being single.

Pass.

Tell us again why you didn't ask out Zach.

Only he'd say no. Right. I thought that's what you said. I just didn't

it. Because it's cray -cray.

Bella, you have been waiting for this opportunity forever.

But the guys made some really good points. And you're never going to know

Zach's answer is unless you actually ask him out. Which is why we invited Zach

back here today for Buffalo Thigh Thursdays. In this email from Star Kate

manager, Piper De La Rosa's dean.

Okay, first of all, buffalo thighs?

Really?

Secondly, Piper De La Rosa's team, you just combined your names. Nobody is

to fall for that. Oh, my gosh, he fell for it. There's Zach.

Bella? Are you guys here for Buffalo Thigh Thursdays, too?

No. But that sure sounds like a delicious idea.

Since you're here, Bella did have something she wanted to ask you. I did?

Yes, you did.

Sure, what's up?

Hey, so, um, uh, I... I know you like watching football.

So I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place and watch the Texas

-Oklahoma game tomorrow?

I'd love to. That sounds like fun.

Great. See you then.

Awesome. Now if you guys will excuse me, I'm going to get me some buffalo

thighs.

I can't believe it.

I have a date with Zach Barnes tomorrow.

What do you mean there's no buffalo thighs?

Get me Piper De La Rosa's feet. We should go.

I now...

Faith Smugglers, Orion Starflies, and

Rando Beeboo.

Wow, you guys really went all out. I particularly enjoy these, uh, what do

call them?

Faith Chips, Starfly Snacks, Beeboo Bites.

Those are just nachos, man.

Now,

prepare yourself.

Your life is about to be changed.

Forever.

Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Oh, good.

That's so good.

So, what do you think?

Life -changing or just merely mind -blowing?

Pass.

What?

What could you possibly not like about something that is perfect?

First of all, the heroes are Rando, an out -of -control pilot who refuses to

obey the light speed limit, and Orion, a selfish thief who's constantly

forgetting his girlfriend's birthdays.

Not exactly good guys.

Oh, come on.

Sometimes you have to break a few rules to save the galaxy.

Break a few rules? They gamble. They lie. They cheat. They shot Lord

into a black hole never to be seen again.

But Moonflare was a bad guy. A bad guy with a family.

What are his kids going to do without Papa Moon Slayer?

Who's going to pay their space rent?

Space rent? Did we just watch the same movie?

Also, those crazy names are so confusing.

I mean, what the heck is a bee -boo?

Me. I'm bee -boo.

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't like it. It's just my opinion.

Well, your opinion is stupid.

I'm bee -boo.

Okay, you know what?

Obviously, I touched a nerve.

I'm just going to go.

You know what? I don't care what he says.

These are the greatest movies ever, and I can't wait to see the new one tonight.

I'll be boo.

I know, man.

I know.

Um, what happened to all our chairs?

Well, I put them in the back so you and Zach will have to sit right next to each

other on the couch.

I like the way you think.

And I made just one bowl of popcorn, so it'll be easier for you to accidentally

touch.

Greasy, buttercup in hand.

Oh, romantic.

The thing with Zach never would have happened without you.

I just want to say you two are the best.

We know.

Papa De La Rosa's dean at your service.

That's him.

We'll go out the back. Good luck.

Hey, you.

It's you?

Oh, Bella, this is my girlfriend, Alicia. I hope it's okay I brought her.

brought your girlfriend to our date night so

what's

up zach and girlfriend it's alicia yeah

the party you thought this was a party i thought this was a party too so why is

it so dark up in here what what swag yolo

here have some popcorn uh i'll go see where all the other party

guests are your hands are so buttery oh

you guys are so adorable

I'm fine. I just swallowed my pride bug.

Pride bug.

It's a thing.

He has a girlfriend?

When did that happen?

I don't know, but he thought this was a party. So now it's me, Zach, and stupid

Alicia on the worst date ever.

I shouldn't call her stupid. She seems nice.

We'll start making calls to get people over there.

Well, hurry up, because I want to get this party jumping.

West Silverado kids, always fashionably late.

Oh, cool. The game just started.

Hey, grab a seat with me and Alicia.

Great.

I like your bag.

Maybe Beeboo is a little out of control.

That could have been my grandma.

Orion Starfly.

I can't believe you forgot my birthday.

Again.

Hey, Timmy.

Am I right?

Dang, bro.

This is cold.

Is it possible Newt was right about our heroes being awful?

No, no.

Orion and B -Boy are good dudes.

I think.

Wait, what are they doing with those kids?

We heard you kids wanted to see your Papa Moonslayer. Well, you can join him

the bottom of this black hole!

No!

He did not just throw those kids in a black hole!

Shh! We're trying to watch the movie.

Well, let me tell you how it goes.

Orion and Rando fly around, blow things up, and act like jerks.

If you can't be quiet, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. No problem. We're

out of here.

Can't watch anymore of this trash.

There are so many randoms in my house.

Sorry, Bella. It was last minute, and most people are out watching Galaxy

Battles. We got the coolest people we could get on short notice.

Let's get this party started.

Slim picket tongue.

Hey, Bella.

My mom told me never to come to someone's house undead.

So here you go.

Right there.

Mustard packets.

Thank you.

Ooh, Zach's here. Any new developments for my Silverado gossip show?

Why don't you two make yourselves at home? In another room. Upstairs, even.

That was close.

Hey, Bella.

We're out of popcorn.

Do you have any other party snacks?

Party snacks?

lamp isn't for the guests either?

No.

Put that back.

What kind of party is this?

What are those?

Broccoli sandwiches.

And a bowl of mayonnaise.

Your mom really needs to go grocery shopping.

Fine. Put it at the snack table.

These are your party snacks?

Yeah, well, you know, I... Ooh, broccoli sandwiches?

And mayonnaise dipping sauce?

See? He gets it.

Let's all go.

Bella,

we somehow changed this night from a total disaster to a marginally awkward

-together.

Thank you.

One more quarter and I can get out of here without Zach and Alicia finding out

anything.

Double reverse for the touchdown.

Did you see that stiff arm?

Insane. Yes.

That dude is a beast.

I'm just going to go get us some napkins. Oh, thanks. I totally could

that guy. No way. He was so bad.

This is the most awkward party I've ever been to.

This isn't even really a party.

What are you talking about?

Well.

I was in the coat closet looking for some flip -flops.

And I overheard Pepper and Sophie.

Apparently, Bella asked out Zach.

But he misunderstood and brought his girlfriend.

So Bella threw this big party.

She did?

I feel bad for Zach's girlfriend.

Because it looks like things are really working out for Bella.

I'm A. This is Chauncey. And you are Zach's girlfriend.

Alicia?

What's wrong?

What's you guys to do?

See, this is why we don't get invited to parties.

Newt, we just watched Galaxy Battle 4. We want to tell you something. Kai, if

you're here to tell me it's awesome, I already... No, you were so right.

Those movies are terrible, and we owe you an apology.

Yeah, our heroes are awful people. Did you know that Starfly and Beeboo tossed

Lord Moonslayer's kids into a black hole?

His kids, man.

And even worse, Beeboo was just speeding across the galaxy without wearing a

seatbelt. Sawyer, I don't think that's worth.

Agree to disagree.

Do you even know what a black hole is? They don't save lives.

All right, stop.

After leaving your place, I felt bad about insulting the movies you guys love

much. So I went out and saw the new one on my own. You did?

Yeah. And it was awesome!

Starflight was like... And Beaver was flying around like... Move it or

lose it, Grandma!

I don't understand.

You said you hated the first one.

Yeah, but after seeing the new one, I realized I was focusing on the wrong

thing. Sure, Orion and Bebo could be jerks, but sometimes you have to break a

few rules to save the galaxy.

And to be honest, Moonflayer's kids were such brats.

I would have thrown them in a black hole, too.

Wait a minute. You ruined our favorite movie series of all time for us, and now

you love it?

Guilty.

Not cool, Newt.

I should throw you in a black hole.

Come on, guys. Don't be mad.

Wait, check it out.

I'm Tuck Tuck Corduroy.

Alicia wants to leave, but won't even tell me why.

I don't know what happened, but she doesn't even want to see me right now.

Poor guy.

He looks so heartbroken.

But on the bright side... Sorry, I thought enough time had passed.

This is my fault.

I have to fix it.

I'm just waiting for my brother to pick me up.

Alicia, I look... I know you tried to ask out Zach and are having this party

cover it up.

Yeah, I look like an idiot.

If I knew he was with someone, I would have never asked him out in the first

place. Really?

Because you and Zach sure looked like you were having a good time in there.

No, I wasn't.

Okay, I was.

But I don't want him.

Okay, I did.

I'm not trying to mess up anything for the two of you.

Really?

Yes. Look, I promise I'll stay away from Zach.

No calls, no texts, no parties.

He's all yours.

Does that work?

Yeah.

That works.

Great. Then go in there and get your guy.

Alicia, look, I'm not sure what... Don't worry, Zach.

It was just a misunderstanding.

Bella's straightened everything out.

Bella? Wow, thanks.

No problem.

Bro.

Uh, well, I guess Alicia and I are going to get going.

Okay. Bye, Alicia.

Bye, Zach.

It was the right thing to do, Mama.

Yeah.

Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

your mom get these flip -flops?

They're so snazzy.

Okay, party's over.

Get out!

I'm taking the lamp.

So good.

So good.

Well,

that was the wedding detective.

Now, fair is fair. Rip it apart.

Actually, I liked it. It was dope.

What? Yeah, I mean, it's actually pretty clever. How a movie called The Wedding

Detective is totally anti -love?

No, no, no, that's not what the movie is. Yeah, that's what the movie is

Love is evil.

What? Yeah.

No, no, no, no, I'm not listening.

Love is beautiful.

Well played, my man. We ruined his favorite movie series.

Had to be done.

You wanna watch the second one?

Heck yeah.

I thought they were super cute.