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Hey, Bella.
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Pepper, I'm thinking of doing something
that you're going to love me doing if I
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do it. Bella, I have no idea what it is,
but now I'm so excited. I hope it lives
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up to the hype.
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I'm thinking of entering the Young
Ladies of Silverado Beauty Pageant.
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So it lives up to the hype.
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Yay, hooray for superficial pageants
that are a waste of time.
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Give me one good reason why you want to
do that.
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I'll give you $10 ,000.
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That's how much scholarship money the
winner gets.
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That could really help with your college
fund.
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The winner still gets a sparkly tiara,
right?
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So pretty.
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There's only one problem. I need a
member of the Silverado Country Club to
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sponsor me, but I don't know anyone
who's that fancy.
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Oh, hey, Newt. Don't look at my hair.
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My stepmom, Brenda, insisted on driving
the Ferrari with the top down.
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Apparently, she likes to be seen.
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Big surprise.
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Wait, Newt. Your family belongs to the
Country Club, don't they?
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Yeah, you have to eat foie gras with the
vice president somewhere, am I right?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, do you think your dad could
sponsor me in the Young Ladies of
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pageant? I know I'm going to regret
saying this, but I can ask Brenda. She
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follows every pageant in Texas.
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In fact, she was Junior Miss West
Southeast Texas five years in a row.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Especially since you can only enter
three times.
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Don't ask me how she did that
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got good news and bad news.
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Brenda has agreed to sponsor you in the
pageant. That's great!
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What's the bad news?
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Hey, honey!
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Your new pageant coach is here!
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That is the bad news.
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I'm Brenda Jean, and you must be Bella
Ann. Hi, Brenda Jean. It's nice to meet
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you. And actually, it's just Bella.
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Honey, pageant winners always have two
first names.
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You know who said that?
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Five -time winner, Brenda Jean
Mandereau.
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There it is.
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Now, before we get started, I need to
get my beauty supplies from the car. Oh,
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don't worry. I have my makeup bag right
here.
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Oh, isn't that perfect for a baby?
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Well, she's a bit much.
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Newt, I thought you said your stepmom
was going to sponsor me, not coach me.
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That's Brenda for you. She always makes
everything about herself.
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She has no regard for anyone's thoughts
or feelings or how they color code their
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closet. It goes Kelly green, Forest
green, then Army green. How hard is
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Oh, come on. She can't be that bad.
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Here we go.
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Three makeup cases, 20 feet of hair
extensions, and one coat. She was
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being mistaken for new, slightly older
sister. So embarrassing.
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spray tan tint. Never mind, I'm gonna
scout it out.
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Yep, she's a handful.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Newt, wait.
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If I'm gonna win this scholarship, I
might need your help with Brenda.
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Final day.
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You'd never survive without a Brenda
buffer.
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Thanks, Newt. I really appreciate it.
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Is there anything I can do to prepare?
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Do you prepare for a shark attack?
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No. You just swim as fast as you can and
pray your dad doesn't marry it.
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Ugh, yesterday's practice was bananas.
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I'm still feeling it.
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Tell me about it. My cheer sets are
burning.
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Well, I guess I'm surprised for being an
athlete.
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What?
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That's funny.
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Oh, you called yourself athletes.
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Yeah, it's not like cheerleading is a
real sport like football.
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You know what I'm saying?
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No.
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Cheerleaders have the flexibility of a
gymnast and the strength of a
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powerlifter. Right. It must be so hard
to wave pom -poms or spell out those big
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words like go and team and go.
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I bet you two couldn't make it through
one cheer routine.
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Oh, really?
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My associate and I will take that bet.
Yep. And when we win, you'll have to
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admit that cheerleading is nothing but a
sweaty spelling bee with pom -poms. And
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when you lose?
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If we lose.
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We'll wear those goofy male cheer
uniforms and look like doofuses for a
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day. Okay. It's a bet. Meet us in the
gym after cheer practice tomorrow.
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Oh, oh, we will.
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And you'll be embarrassed.
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B -E, embarrassed. B -E -E -M -B -A -R
-R -R -E.
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Spray Tintin is all set up in your
bedroom. You can sleep on the floor,
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Um... Okay, first up, know your
opponent.
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These girls prepare their whole lives
for pageant.
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Oh, they all look amazing.
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And this girl is playing Beethoven on
water glasses.
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I'm not even sure Beethoven could have
done that.
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And look at this one.
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She's so beautiful and poised.
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Wait.
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Is that you?
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What?
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Oh, it is!
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That is me winning Junior Miss West
Southeast Texas for the fifth time!
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So embarrassing!
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How did I get in there?
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We may never know.
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I don't know about this.
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How am I supposed to compete with girls
like that? They've been doing this
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forever, and I only have a couple days.
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this video isn't showing you is that I
was just as nervous as you are now
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every pageant.
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But I still stuck with it.
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And trust me, if you're half as strong
as Newt says you are, you'll be a
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contender in no time. Cross my heart.
Hope to die my roots.
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Thanks, Brenda.
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That helps a lot.
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Now, first, we're going to work on your
posture.
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I'll go to the car and grab the
balancing books. Let's start easy.
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Three battles should do it.
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How?
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Brenda's pep talk was surprisingly...
mother -ish?
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It kind of was.
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Maybe you misjudged her?
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Maybe I did.
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You know what?
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I'm going to tell my dad I was wrong.
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Brenda does deserve her own house key.
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All right, guys, good practice.
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Same time tomorrow.
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Oh, look, Troy. Let's see if you can get
some pointers on how to stand in line
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and wave shiny strips of paper.
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Hey, guys. Here's the routine you have
to learn by Friday.
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If I were you, I'd start practicing.
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Yesterday.
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Practice?
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Please. We've seen you toss and tumble a
million times.
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Interesting. Tell me, then.
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In the Swedish ball, which one used the
base and which one used the flyer?
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I'm the base.
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What we mean is... Our routine has two
bases.
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Two. Two.
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I can't wait to see them in those
outfits when they lose.
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Good luck.
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Two bases.
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Ridiculous.
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Uh, okay. Let's, uh, start with the
Swedish Falls.
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Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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Mm -hmm. Oh, I don't like that. All
right. All right.
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Maybe you lift me. Yeah. Okay. All
right.
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Maybe you should try the hips.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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Okay.
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All right. Shake it off. Shake it off.
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We'll get this, right? We're real
athletes. Okay.
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But maybe we should practice for a
couple hours.
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Or all night.
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That too.
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Thanks. Do I have to fill out all these
forms? I mean, why do they need my blood
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type? It's a Texas beauty pageant. Last
year, I took a high heel to the foot and
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lost a pants.
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Excuse me, Ms. Delphin.
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There's a fancy mistake on your form.
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You listed football as your talent.
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Oh, that's no mistake.
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I'm high school's quarterback, so I'm
planning a football presentation.
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Oh, well, we have a list of approved
talents for young ladies.
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And trust me, football is hardly
ladylike.
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Not ladylike?
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Well, I disagree.
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Excuse us for one second, Carol Lee.
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Can you believe she said that?
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I'm a young lady and I love football.
That's my talent.
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Oh, when you told me that, I thought you
were joking.
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comedy honey i know you love football we
all do but we gotta stick to the rules
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and that's what i am your pageant coach
and i wouldn't steer you wrong you need
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to trust me you want to win that
scholarship money right and no football
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branditine bandero you are my
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I can't believe the pageant won't let me
perform my football talent.
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I mean, winning that scholarship would
be great, but how can I pretend to be
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someone I'm not?
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Woo! You can pretend to be me.
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I've always wanted to win a tiara.
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Oh, so pretty.
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I don't know why we're still debating
this. It's obvious what you have to do.
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is? Yep.
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You tell off the judges and bulldoze the
pageant into a pile of hypocrisy and
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hair extensions.
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I'm not to bulldoze anything.
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But I can't be someone I'm not.
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I'm dropping out of the pageant. Good
choice.
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I'm proud of you, Bella.
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I don't think Pepper agrees with you,
though.
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So pretty.
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Okay, sweetie, give me this. Don't you
touch it.
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when Troy and Thor are supposed to show
us their cheer routine.
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Figured. I knew they wouldn't make it.
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What about now?
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You're about to be amazed by the cheer
styling of Troy and Thor.
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The cheer boy.
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Five, six, seven.
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All day, every day, I will wait just for
you.
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I will wait just for you. Big time.
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Pepper?
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What is happening?
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They actually look kind of... good.
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Remember, bro?
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Do it with passion. Or not at all.
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Ready? Three.
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Goofy cheer outfit, please.
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Oh, my cutie. I'm a medium.
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Relax, tackle dummies. We're not making
you go through with the bet.
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You're not?
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No. We just wanted you to realize
cheerleading is a real sport.
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And we deserve to be treated like the
athletes we are.
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Yeah. We support every sport.
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But nobody ever supports us.
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Come on, Sophie.
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almost blinded two of the judges.
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How embarrassing.
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Oh, hey there, sweetie.
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Hi, Brenda.
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Do you mind if I borrow Newt for a sec?
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Oh, y 'all go ahead and chat. I'm going
to go stock up on some of those little
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ketchup packets.
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We need some for the kitchenette and the
yacht, you know.
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I think she might be a kleptomaniac, but
hey, we all have our flaws.
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Listen, about the pageant... Isn't it
great? This pageant is actually bringing
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Brenda and I closer together.
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I'm starting to see her more as a
reasonably mother -like figure and less
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continually uninvited house guest.
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And all thanks to you.
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Wow. Sounds like this pageant is an even
bigger deal for you than it is for me.
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That's what my therapist says.
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So, what did you want to tell me about
the pageant?
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Can't wait to figure out my pageant
talent.
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Don't you worry, honey.
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Mama's already figured it out.
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You're gonna twirl, girl.
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Yay!
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Baton twirling!
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You can thank me in your victory speech.
Just kidding. You don't have to, but
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you should.
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All right, girls.
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We've been training... for this cheer
meet all week.
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Let's make this crowd remember our name.
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Go Sophie and Pepper!
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Pepper,
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what is happening?
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What? You guys said no one ever supports
cheerleading.
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So we are here as the official
cheerleaders for cheerleading. Go
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That's super sweet of you guys.
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And you're rocking those outfits.
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That's our cue. We're on.
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Okay, remember, point your toes.
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And do it with passion or not at all.
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Oh,
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so that's a base.
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Man, we were way off.
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The question was, who designed your
dress?
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But wasn't that inspiring?
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Bella, good news.
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Brenda's texting me from the crowd.
She's been peeking over the judge's
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shoulders all night, and you're in the
lead.
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All you need is a decent score in the
talent portion, and you're going to win.
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Yeah, my talent.
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Bella, is everything okay?
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Just a little nervous.
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No, I've seen you nervous before tons of
games.
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You always do that gross thing where you
chew on your hair.
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What's really wrong?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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It's just that... Bella?
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I wanted to show off my football talent,
but the judge said it wasn't ladylike,
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and Brenda agreed, but I couldn't drop
out because you and Brenda were bonding,
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and if I did, your home life would be
broken forever.
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Whoa. That was a clear and concise
summary of all your emotional turmoil.
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Sorry, Newt. I don't think I can go
through with it.
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I'm not a baton twirler, and I can't be
something I'm not.
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I would never ask you to, Bella.
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I mean, sure, I've enjoyed getting along
with Brenda for once, but if she can't
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handle my friend being herself, then
maybe she doesn't deserve that house
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Thanks, Newt.
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I just wish there was something I could
do instead of dropping out.
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You know, there's still 30 minutes
before you go on.
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Let's show them the real Bella. The
glitz and the grit.
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How? Do you still have your original
presentation stuff?
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A dozen half -full water glasses?
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Musical and optimistic.
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And now, for the dazzling baton work of
Bella Ann Dawson.
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Hi, y 'all. My name is Bella Dawson, and
I was supposed to baton troll for you
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today, but that's not who I am.
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This is.
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Well,
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it does make you disqualified.
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I knew you would disqualify me, but I
don't regret a thing.
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Well, I regret it.
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I regret ever letting Bella enter this
pageant.
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Next one.
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We have forgotten what pageants are all
about.
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Showing your best self.
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Well, this young lady here just showed
you her football -slinging, silver -boot
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-wearing best self.
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I'm sorry I didn't see that earlier,
Bella.
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And you know what?
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I've decided I'm going to start my own
pageant where girls can be who they
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really are.
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Well, good luck finding contestants.
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I'm in. I hate musical glasses.
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I wanted to recite Pi to 100 digits.
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There you go, Amanda Jane.
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And I want to play a guitar solo.
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With my teeth.
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I would love to see that in my new
pageant.
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What do you say, girls? Who's with me?
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Brenda,
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that was amazing.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, not bad.
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Stepmom. Oh, you called me mom.
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Actually, I said stepmom. Mom, I know.
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So, Newt, things feel good with you and
Brenda?
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I guess you could say that.
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Nudie, nudie, nudie. What up, friend
dog?
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Listen, all this pageant talk has
inspired me to get back in the game. I
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Mrs. West Southeast Texas Second Wife
Edition.
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Wow. There really is a pageant for
everything in Texas.
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You're going to crush it, Brenda.
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We're going to crush it. I entered you,
too.
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I'm sorry, who?
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There's a mother -son talent
performance, and I thought we'd do some
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tricks. Who's ready?
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This might take a while.
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Hi, Ira.
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