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Major news.

I have it on good authority that three out of four Jakes want to ask you to

homecoming. Which one? Tall Jake? Short Jake? Just right Jake?

Who cares? Three boys like me.

Bella, why are you staring at your phone? I'm hoping Charlie will ask me to

homecoming. I don't want to miss his call.

So, things are going well with you guys, huh?

You have no idea. The other day at Squeezy's, he made me laugh so hard, I

-shot a chocolate sprinkle out of my nose.

And that made him laugh so hard that he snot -shot a chocolate sprinkle out of

his nose.

It was so romantic.

Aw, I want a boy to trade snot with.

We're perfect for each other.

But I'm starting to get worried. I haven't heard from him in a few days.

Pepper, has Sawyer said anything to you about me and Charlie?

Maybe. Things have been really weird between us lately.

Besides, I never understand half the stuff he's talking about.

Honestly, most of it's goat related.

Oh, my gosh.

It's Charlie. What do I do?

Answer it.

This is why we're friends.

Hi, Charlie.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Great. See you then.

Sausage and biscuits.

What happened?

He didn't ask me to homecoming.

He just found my dumb hoodie. I left it at Squeezy the other night.

Well, it's not over yet, Mama.

You still have four days.

Oh, no.

He's going to ask me to homecoming for the third year in a row. Here it comes.

And there it goes.

What? Is he giving his mom to Asha?

What? He just gave his mom to Asha.

Hey, Sophie.

So I know that must have been really hard for you to watch, but... I meant it

when I said I was moving on.

And you moved on to Asha. Nice.

We both belong to the same country club. The other day by the pool, she put

sunscreen on my ears.

I already had a layer on, but I let her think I didn't.

Well, Sophie, looks like you're not Newt's dream girl anymore.

You gonna be okay?

We'll help her through it.

Here's a homecoming update with Ace McFumbles. Or should I say DJ McFumbles?

That's right.

I'll be spinning the hottest tracks and the slowest jams for Dancing With Your

Honey. And if you don't have a date yet, you're not alone.

Rumor has it neither does star quarterback Bella Dawson. Bella, is this

Get out of here!

Ow!

More on this story as it develops.

I need another smoothie.

Hey, guys. Look, I have a delicate situation that requires a female point

view. This sounds serious.

What is it? I can't figure out which girl to take to homecoming. I know.

Gina is a 9.

Mindy is a 9 .5. But Marley and Carly are both 9 .7, which makes sense because

they're twins.

I mean, I don't know. What do you think?

I think giving girls a number rating is gross and despicable.

Uh -huh, uh -huh.

Something to think about.

Especially coming from a 9 .8 like yourself.

Wow.

I've never been flattered and disgusted at the same time.

At least you got a number.

One more. And this time, don't skimp on the raspberry.

Hey, make that two.

Hey, Zach.

What are you doing on bulldog turf? You lost or something?

You guys might not be able to play football on West Silverado, but your

game is on point.

Oh, I think we played well enough last year when we beat you at homecoming.

Touche. And look, again, I'm sorry I couldn't handle going to the dance with

girl who had just beat me.

I'm sure your date this year won't be as lame as I was.

Actually, no one's asked me yet. I'm probably going solo.

Just as I thought.

Get out of here.

Hey, how about if I take you to homecoming? I don't know, make up for

No pressure, just two friends hanging out at the dance.

I'd love to go to homecoming with you, Zach.

It's a friend date.

Troy, be honest. What number am I? Come on, Pepper, you're better than that. No,

I'm not.

So remember, my goat turns two this Saturday.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the...

The invite.

So did I. I'm thinking of bringing Asha if things go well at homecoming.

It's her first date ever, and I really want to impress her. That's why I rented

a limo.

I just hope she likes it.

Easy there, buddy.

Just be confident, show no fear, and before you know it, she'll be eating out

the palm of your hand.

She's a girl, not a goat.

Worked on you.

Hey, what if you two came with us in the limo? Double dates can really help ease

the tension.

Actually, we'd love to. too.

I've always wanted to ride in a limo. That'd be awesome. Having you guys there

will totally make me feel more comfortable.

Thanks, guys.

Pepper, you never asked me if I wanted to go in a limo. I could have something

fancy planned, like renting a party tractor.

Do you?

No. Good, because that's not fancy.

I don't know.

It's got a club.

This pair for short Jake, this pair for tall Jake, and these beauties for just

right Jake.

Uh, if just right Jake is just right, why did you get shoes for anyone else?

Because I like shoes.

Hey, Bella.

Hey, Charlie. Thanks for bringing back my hoodie. Sure.

Also, the real reason why I came here.

Bella, can I take you to homecoming?

I was worried I waited too long. I kept trying to find the perfect way to ask,

but I couldn't think of anything, so I kind of took your hoodie.

So you would have an excuse to come over here and ask me?

Aw, you're a romantic burglar.

Watch that or I'll steal your heart.

Too cheesy?

A little bit.

Okay, I'm going to go before you change your mind.

Yeah, I'm going to. I'll take care of it. Yeah, you bet.

Okay, bye.

Bella, I know I already told Zach I'd go with him, but it's just a friend date.

Yeah, but... And the guy I like -like wants to take me. I know, but... So I'll

just call Zach and explain everything to him.

Thanks for getting me through this, guys.

We're so good. I know.

Hey, QB.

Hey, Zach.

So, look, about homecoming... Uh, I was about to call you, actually.

I crashed my bike and, well, I broke my foot.

Oh, my God, Zach, I'm so sorry.

You know, you should probably take it easy and stay home this weekend. No, no,

don't want to ruin another homecoming for you, Bella. I mean, it really only

hurts when I move it.

I'll be fine, really.

I'll have my friends there and I'll have a great time alone.

I promise.

I'm sorry, Bella.

Bye, Zach.

Well, that was easier than I expected.

So you got the date you wanted without having to do the dirty work of ditching

Zach?

Seriously, I want your life.

Well, first Taylor Swift's life, and then Beyonce's, and then, like, Jennifer

Lawrence's. Let's just say you're my top five.

This one was really great, Newt.

I can't believe you went to so much trouble.

It was no trouble. My dad has a punch card.

Every tenth limeride is free.

Group limo selfie.

That's selfie number 17.

I think you got it. I just want to capture the moment perfectly.

I just want to stop seeing spots.

Hello, I'm Lavelle. I'll be your driver.

Aren't you the Vitaly's pizza guy?

I am, but I took a second job because I'm saving up for an above -ground pool.

I'm sorry, let me stop you right there. LaBelle, is it?

Can we take a little detour and drive along Moonlight Ridge?

I thought a nice drive along Silverado's most romantic spot would be a good way

to kick off the night.

Ooh, nice move, kid.

Game changer.

I hope this night turns out to be everything you thought it would be.

Do you have to crunch so loudly?

They're trying to have a moment.

Hey, I'm trying to have my own moment here with these Cheetos.

They're delicious.

You know, we're almost at Moonlight Ridge. I'm sure the spectacular view

make us all feel romantic.

What was that?

That didn't sound good.

Sir, so I have good news and bad news.

Bad news... This afternoon's rain washed out the road to Moonlight Ridge, and

two wheels are stuck in the mud.

What's the good news?

Could have been all four.

Found it.

I'd rather not.

You're the boss.

You mentioned it at the farmer's market once.

Wow, you have a great memory.

Just for the people who matter.

Oh, Charlie.

Still too cheesy?

No, just cheesy enough.

Troy, what happened to all your hotties?

Well, turns out I waited too long. Gina got pink eye, and Carly and Marley

Turner, they went with the Brenner twins.

So I'm left with no date.

Well, you're not alone, pal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't hear what I said about the twins? I just said it.

I mean, the same thing happened to me.

Tall Jake and Short Jake got in a fight about who was going to ask me, and they

both got suspended.

And just right, Jake asked the other Sophie. The other Sophie?

Shoot, she's a 7 .2 at best.

Thank you.

Okay, kids, next couple. What? Oh, we're actually not a couple. Okay, yeah,

smile.

Great picture. Okay, next couple.

We'll just... Corrupt each other out later. Good call.

You know, I haven't had the best of luck with school dances, but tonight is kind

of perfect. I'm having so much fun.

Good. Hey, how about some punch?

That'd be great. Thanks.

Awesome.

Yep. Perfect.

Punch? Thanks, Zach. Zach!

You're here?

I couldn't let you have another ruined homecoming, Bella.

I wanted your night to be perfect.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

You really, really shouldn't have.

This next song is called What Did You Do, Girl? by the Two Timers.

Oh, that's a great one.

Doc, you should be home resting your foot.

And here's the thing. I'm actually here. No, hey, it's okay. I wanted to be

here. Just can't believe I broke my foot on the way to the flower shop to pick

up your corsage.

Wait. You did that getting a corsage for me?

Oh. You already have one.

Are you here on a date?

What? This?

No.

This is... Sophie.

See, we were sort of playing a joke on her. Sophie!

Dad. Hi.

What are you doing? Zach didn't want to ruin another homecoming, so he got

himself a neat... And here is your corsage.

He thought it was mine, but I told him we were playing a joke on you because I

didn't want him to think I was on a date or something.

Wow. So much information.

Oh, hey, Barnes.

What happened to your foot?

Ooh, nice car. What's that, an X91J?

Could you guys excuse us for a second?

This is a nightmare.

I take it back. I don't want your... life.

I was about to tell Zach the truth until he told me he broke his foot giving me

a corsage.

He's so sweet, and now I'm the reason one of his legs is a wheel.

What are you gonna do?

Okay, I just have to keep Zach and Charlie apart.

You go help Troy keep Zach busy, I'm gonna go find Charlie.

Wait, here.

Well, you know this pad is heated, right?

Yeah, yeah, check it.

Oh, wow, that's nice.

Sophie, come here.

I'm sorry you won't see Moonlight Ridge.

That's okay.

The way the dimelight is flickering reminds me of stars.

Actually, I think that's a trapped moth, but I like your positivity.

It's such a refreshing change.

Just saying. We wouldn't be stranded in the mud if we took the party tractor.

So it's my fault we're stuck here.

You know, Sawyer, this really isn't working out.

I'm starting to think we're just too different.

Maybe we should break up.

Whoa, you guys are not breaking up. They're not breaking up. You guys are

breaking up.

I agree, Pepper.

We should break up.

What? No, no, no, no, no. Look, Lavelle is calling a tow truck and soon we'll be

out of here and on our way to the fun and romantic dance.

So I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is I have no phone reception up here, so I can't call

get us out of this ditch.

And I have to be pushed.

And since I'm the only one who can legally be behind the wheel... You want

push?

What's the good news?

Well, the good news is I don't have to push.

Found it.

Uh -oh.

You know, all this dancing is making me thirsty. You want some honey? Well, I

see it. Great, I'll meet you over there.

Okay.

Heads up.

Hey, there you are.

Zach, you shouldn't be standing on an injured foot.

Let's sit down.

Over here.

Well, we can't really see much here.

Does that help?

No, not really.

Bella, I wanted to talk to you about something. I'll bet it's the puns. I'll

get some. BRB.

Gorsage me.

then let's boogie.

I've been practicing earlier and this cart actually improves my moves.

You know, you should probably take it easy on that foot.

I'm okay if you need to leave. In fact, you should probably leave. Why don't you

leave? No, no, no.

I'm fine, really.

Let's dance.

Time to check out our couple's photos.

Who do you think should be homecoming king and queen?

Oh, I didn't know Troy and Sophie were a couple.

We're not.

Too bad I was late getting here. We could have been up on that wall.

Yeah, maybe next time.

I'm hoping there will be a next time.

Bella, I still like you.

Oh, I like you too. You're a really great guy.

No, no, Bella.

I like you.

Like you.

You like me like me?

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to say either.

So you are here with someone else.

Zach, I can explain.

Don't bother.

Zach!

Uh, I'm confused.

So, who's Bella Huey?

Just want to apologize again for leaving the parking brake on while you're

pushing.

But the good news is the parking brake works.

I can't believe I messed everything up.

Because I forced us all to go to the dance in a limo, I drove a wedge between

sweet, innocent couple.

I'm a homewrecker. Oh my gosh, I'm my stepmom, Brenda.

Newt, you didn't break us up.

We did.

Yeah, I think it's been coming along for a while, but neither of us wanted to

admit it. I know I didn't.

I wanted to break up, but I was afraid of losing you as a friend.

Gloria, we'll always be friends, but maybe we'd be better off not being a

couple.

So are you still coming to my goat's birthday party?

Yeah, I already bought her a gift.

Oh.

I'm sorry I ruined the night, Asha.

You didn't ruin anything.

This is way more fun than staying home studying.

Plus, you look so manly while pushing the limo.

Thanks.

Nice job, player.

Pound it!

What the heck?

I just want to go home.

Please.

See, I really like Charlie, but I didn't think he was going to ask me.

So when you asked me to go as friends, I said yes.

But then Charlie did ask me. So I called you, but when I saw you were hurt, I

thought I could get out of it without telling you the truth.

I guess it was my turn to ruin homecoming.

I just wish you would have told me the truth.

I wish I did, too.

Charlie, I'm telling you, Bella's not out here.

You do know I can see her right there.

See? I told you she was out here hiding.

Bella, what's going on?

Charlie, uh, this is Zach, and he's... Linebacker from East Silverado.

I know Bella from football.

We were just, you know, catching up, trash -talking a little.

Although I pretty much own her on the field.

Anyway, enjoy the rest of your night, Bella.

See you next game.

Bye, Zach.

We should get back in.

They're going to announce king and queen soon.

Just one sec. I got to talk to Sophie.

But maybe you could get me some... Punch. I know. I'm on it.

But that's your last one tonight, okay?

I am so back to wanting your life.

I don't know if I do.

Why not?

Charlie's a great guy, and Zach didn't blow it for you. It was just... Bella,

do you like both?

This thing is awesome!

Come on, Troy. My mom's waiting for me in the parking lot.

Oh, my gosh.

Where have you guys been?

My guess is a swamp.

I resent that.

I was born in a swamp.

Can I just say, you two look... so great i love it when couples coordinate their

follower we are