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Hey, check it out, guys. The team hoodies are here. Here you go, Newt.

And Troy.

Thank you.

I love this embroidery.

The cross -stitching really makes my name look gangster.

Hey, this feels a little small.

That's because I had Bella order it in my size. Team sweatshirts are really for

girlfriends.

Well, I had them do something a little special with mine. Instead of just

writing Troy, I had them write the Troy. You know, to stand out from you guys.

You definitely stand out because it says then Troy.

Oh, man.

How can they make this mistake?

Who thinks someone's name is then?

Who thinks someone's name is the?

Maybe it's your new thing.

Then Troy realized his hoodie was messed up.

Hey, then Troy got embarrassed.

Embarrassed? Troy does not get embarrassed, okay?

Then Troy looked like he was going to cry.

Ha ha, I get it. Then Troy told then friends,

rude.

I better go.

I gotta get up early to work in my family's stand at the farmer's market.

Ooh, maybe I'll drop by. I love the farmer's market. Oh, me too.

The locally grown produce. The deep -fried food truck. The friendly farmers.

deep -fried food truck. Fresh squeezed juice. The deep -fried food truck.

It'd be healthier to get hit by that truck than to eat from it.

Oh, I'll see you tomorrow.

Pepper's helping at the stand.

And I can't wait.

You have to save me.

What do you mean?

I don't like working at the stand.

I have to smile at strangers and pretend I know stuff about vegetables.

I don't know the difference between a scallion and a green onion.

They're the same thing.

See? That's why I need you.

Please keep me company.

Sure, I can come hang out. I don't think I have anything planned.

Pinky promise?

Yeah, pinky promise.

Yay! It's going to be so fun. Just a few things to remember.

Bring old clothes, wear sunscreen, and show up at 4 a .m.

Did you say 4 a .m.?

They're legally binding.

She got it going, going.

She got it going on.

This

looks

like my Aunt Carol.

This one's your mom.

Hey, Carol, did you watch the new episode of Bring Me Bachelor last night?

never miss a chance.

Come on.

This is a hugging stand.

Our gores watch manly programming like Ice Road Tractor Disasters.

I know at least one Huggins who watches Bring Me a Bachelor.

She's talking about my Uncle Fred.

Oh, Charlie's going to be here any minute. I'm going to go meet him in the

parking lot.

Wait, Charlie?

As in Sawyer's awful cousin, Charlie?

I don't want to see him.

Why not?

It was Sawyer's ninth birthday party. I was trying to avoid throwing the other

boys who were having a... Then Charlie walked over.

Hey, Bella, this is for you.

And out of literally nowhere, Portis threw the all of my brand new party

Do you think this is funny?

Is that cool?

Everyone laughed at me. I'll never forget how embarrassed I was.

Oh, Bella, that's... Terrible.

I know.

Let's not talk to him. I say we totally ice him out. I got your back, baby.

Here they come.

Bella, you remember my cousin Charlie, right?

What happened to icing him out?

I melted.

He is way too hot.

Thank you for your business. Enjoy.

How can you guys eat that stuff?

It's so bad for you.

Delicious.

Yeah, well, I want to marry this deep -fried beef on a stick.

Then Troy kissed his deep -fried bride, and they lived happily ever after.

Until he got hungry one night. Then Troy was single again.

This beef is so good, I can't even be mad right now.

there was a big old Softie.

Please. I just don't want it to get stepped on.

Yeah, right, Softie. You love him.

She does.

She's capable of love.

And hate.

Yeah, well, we better take Spot here back to the Trigger Farms Petting Zoo.

Well, you have fun with that.

I'm going to get us like a breakfast.

Hey, uh, you hungry?

Oh, no.

You probably knew this guy.

Wow. Charlie is a total dream bae. I know, right?

Too bad he's probably still a jerk.

He doesn't seem like a jerk.

Oh, yeah?

Just look at him over there taking fruit from that helpless old lady.

Yeah, Bella. And maybe after he helps her load that fruit in her car, he'll

steal all of her purse candy.

Fine. There's nothing wrong with him.

He's hot and helpful.

Yeah. I wish my boyfriend was that helpful.

Only two samples per person.

We talked about this, Jeremy.

Oh, Sawyer.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was just watching Charlie carry a box of muscles.

I mean abs. Apples!

I mean apples!

Bells, you are spazzing hard.

Yeah.

Because I think I'm crushing hard.

You and Charlie?

to talk to him using actual words.

What was that?

You need to get a grip and make your move. Otherwise, someone else will.

Rules are rules.

Oh, get along.

Get, get.

Come on.

It might be me.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to make a move.

So what's the plan? Hit me with it. You're going to go home and change. Got

Then what? That's it. You need to change.

All of this. Like, all of it.

Now go.

Thank you so much. Enjoy.

Thank you.

Oh, you know, for double fried bacon wrapped asparagus, this is surprisingly

fresh. It should be. You know, most of our ingredients come right from

Farms.

Wait, Schwieger Farms? You mean a farm that runs the petting zoo?

Yep. You're our biggest supplier.

Oh, chicken strips are up.

Where's the chick? We returned to the petting zoo right before they closed.

Oh, no.

I knew it. You love him. I don't love him. I just don't want us to be

accessories to chicken murder.

I'm confused. I'm scared.

I just found out that Schwieger Farms sells their chicks to the farm in a

truck. We gotta get Spot back.

Are you crazy? This is Texas.

You could go to jail for chicken theft.

Just that story's Uncle Fred.

Any Saturday during visiting hours at the county jail.

Well, if we don't do something fast, Bob's going to end up deep fried.

I'm in. Deep fried.

I'm sorry. That was my stomach talking, not my conscience.

I'm in. Let's do it.

Okay, Sawyer. Full disclosure, you might notice I look different.

Weren't you wearing this earlier?

Sure was. Carry on.

Charlie's going to be so blown away, he'll have a massive heart attack and

dead on the spot.

Oh, I hope he does.

Not the dying part, though.

Or the heart attack part.

But the blown away part.

Here he comes.

Hey, Sawyer. Can you give me a hand?

Sorry. I'm pretty busy dishing out sample size justice. Hey, man, get out

here. Yeah.

Pepper, help him with that.

Try not to scream when Charlie says yes. Just give it a cute giggle.

the farmer's market today?

No, not really.

Cool, cool, cool.

How do you feel about ice cream?

I like it.

Me too, me too.

Do you want to get ice cream after this?

Together?

Do you mean like a date?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, no thanks.

Wait, what?

Sorry, Bella.

I'm not interested.

I think you know why.

But... I don't know why.

I just figured out what looks different about you. You look way sadder.

Talk

to

me, Bella.

Okay, let's try that again.

I'm just so embarrassed.

Being rejected was bad enough, but I have no idea what Charlie meant by, you

know why.

I went through all the possibilities in my head.

Do I smell?

Nope. I did a pit check.

Why?

Maybe I was wrong. Can you... I'm sorry, Bella, but even our friendship has its

limits.

I don't get it. I was nothing but nice.

Plus, when we were little kids, Charlie... Charlie was the jerk to me.

If anyone should know why, he should know why.

Maybe you were too much for him, done up like this. A little too high

maintenance. Pepper, you're the one who told me to get dressed up.

Yeah, that's my B.

It's like Charlie has something against me.

Do you think Sawyer knows what it is?

Let's ask him.

Sawyer, get out of the refrigerator and come in here, please.

Are you done with your girl emergency?

I want to go.

Or...

The movie starts in five minutes.

Not yet. I need your help. But the movie... We can watch Bring Me a

Later, Sawyer.

What? I don't watch that.

But if your mom spoils it again for me, I'm gonna be mad.

Okay, I need to know.

Did Charlie have a problem with me for some reason?

Oh, most definitely.

Problem solved. Let's go. No, okay.

What do you mean Charlie most definitely has a problem with me?

I think you know why, Bella.

I do not know why.

Tell her why.

Okay. It happened at my ninth birthday party.

I was about to walk out with my cake.

That thing was amazing.

It was shaped like a hot dog, but it was actually a cake. The mustard was lemon.

The ketchup was raspberry. I do not care about your hot dog cake. Fine.

Like I was saying, I was walking out when I heard Bella.

Where's everyone going?

Bella left, and everyone went with her.

What a fun killer.

Who's going to help me build a hot dog?

We were mad at you for years.

I got over it eventually, but I guess Charlie didn't. He was real excited

that hot dog cake. That guy has his priorities straight.

But the only reason I left was because Charlie dumped a smoothie on me.

It was a Huggins party, Bella.

Food fights are mandatory, and you were a fun killer.

A fun killer?

No way.

I'm a fun starter.

Right, Pepper?

So much fun.

All the time.

Yeah, well, that's not what Charlie thanked.

Fine. I'm going to show Charlie how awesome I can be.

I'll just go back to the farm stand tomorrow as my funnest, fun self.

One Bella is coming out to play.

That's one of my favorite Bellas.

And that's your mom spoiling Bring Me a Bachelor.

Looks like Emily chose Brock.

Thanks a lot, Jan.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Whoa.

Aren't you kids a little old for the petting zoo?

We're tall for our age.

It's a glandular thing. And shame on you for pointing that out.

Rude. All right. All right.

Look for Spot. He's the one with the spot. Right. Right.

I don't see him.

Sophie, I have a visual.

Hi there. Can I have a turn holding the chick?

I don't know.

Keying you?

Sure can.

Got him. Let's go.

Guys, what's the holdup?

We can't leave without Chirpy, Bubblegum, Jeffrey, Joffrey, and Kanye.

Fine. We'll save them all. But only because I don't want to watch you guys

Thank you.

Time to show Charlie I am no fun killer.

Donuts? Bella,

you are so fun. You're just so fun, right?

Zora and I need to go do something. Bella, can you help Charlie watch the

Sure, I'll help Charlie watch the stand.

Okay, what do we need to do?

Nothing. Bella likes Charlie.

Oh, we could have a double wedding.

I really need to stop watching Bring Me a Bachelor.

I'm sorry.

drum solo.

Thank you, Farmer's Market!

Hey, thanks for the donuts, but you don't have to stick around.

Business is slow this morning.

Oh, really? Well, I can do something about that.

Come to the Huggins Family Farm stand where the produce is delicious and the

entertainment is free. Hey, watch it!

Sorry, here.

Have one on the house.

She's new.

Same old Bella.

I hate you, Farmer's Market!

Oh, Troy, I'm going to need you to giggle in your head.

I can't help it. It tickled me.

Sorry, out of control.

All right, let's do this.

Sweet, we're in the clear.

Morning, Mr. Sweeter.

Oh, no.

Of course, so I know every farmer in the state.

Aren't you guys a little old for the petting zoo?

Was Jane Goodall a little old to love those chimpanzees, Pepper?

Hey, man, stop it. Quit playing.

Hey, have you got my chick in your pocket?

No, that's crazy.

Guys, why are you stealing the Schwiger's chickens?

You can go to jail for that, like my Uncle Fred.

We're not stealing them.

We're liberating them.

Yeah.

Come on.

Go.

Run. Go.

Go on.

Go.

Run.

Be free.

Go.

Come on. I can't help you if you can't help yourself.

Meet me halfway.

What's going on? When these chicks grow up, he sells them to the farm to a fryer

truck. No, I don't.

Oh, really?

The fryer truck lady said you're their biggest supplier.

Yes.

A vegetable.

They love my asparagus.

Oh, well, if you're a vegetable farm, why do you have a petting zoo?

Because no one likes to pet vegetables?

Well, you haven't met my Uncle Fred.

But then... Oh, I get it.

Sorry about that.

It's okay, but I am going to need the chicks back.

Yeah, no problem.

Well,

I guess this is goodbye, Spy.

Then Sophie admitted she had a heart.

Really, guys?

I'm trying to have a moment with my chick.

Oops, I missed one.

You know what, Charlie?

I know you think I'm a fun killer, but I'm not the fun killer. You are.

Fun killer?

What are you talking about?

Sawyer told me everything.

You've hated me ever since I supposedly destroyed his ninth birthday party.

That might be Sawyer's memory of his party, but mine is different.

What I remember is... having a crush on you.

I'm sorry, a what now?

I didn't know how else to tell you how I felt, so I bought you a smoothie.

Hey, Bella, this is for you. And then I tripped.

guys weren't laughing at you. They were laughing at me.

This is the worst party ever. I'm leaving.

It was an accident.

So, not only did I get rejected, I also earned a new nickname.

Everyone called me Chuckles for years after that.

Even my grandma.

I felt terrible.

How come no one ever told me what really happened.

I told Sawyer, but he kept talking about his hot dog cake.

He can't seem to get over that. Say no more.

I'm so sorry I yelled at you.

I honestly thought you did it on purpose because you hated me.

If I knew everyone was going to make fun of you like that, I never would have

done it. And I thought you hated me too.

Nope.

Not anymore, at least.

Good.

Yeah. Good.

Well, if we don't hate each other, then maybe we should get that ice cream you

were talking about earlier together.

You mean like a date?

Definitely like a date.

I, uh... I mean...

this week has been the worst of all time. I have so much homework that my

life is officially over until forever.

Or next June, whichever comes first.

Plus, all nine of my brothers are grounded at the same time.

Even the baby! So now the air in my house is 100 % farts.

Oh, and worst of all, my parents are going through a Brussels prostate, so

fart air is just...

Thanks for letting me vent, Spot. I feel so much better now.