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Whoa, check out all this stuff.

It looks like we got a visit from the football fairy.

I did not mean you, sir.

Yep, our hard work's paid off. Not only did the school provide us with this new

field, it answered our request for new training equipment.

I guess all those emails we sent the principal, photos and news, begging

finally worked.

What can I say?

I'm adorable.

I insist that you read carefully all the instructions on the equipment before

you... Open.

You

may

be winning now, but you'll be jealous when I'm the one with finely toned

Fire it up, Black Chris!

Well, I made sure that our new training equipment came with an upgrade to our

hydration station.

The Smoothie Samurai Blender.

How is a blender supposed to help us train better?

Oh, well, you see, the key to good training is good nutrition.

Uh, is that ice cream?

I can't hear you, Dickson!

You guys are late for practice. Where have you been? Sorry, coach, but we just

heard the worst news, and Ricky had to stop and post about it.

I have a lot of followers.

What's the news?

The principal just canceled text fest.

What? No!

No!

You won't find me in the bleachers.

I'm made of plastic.

Pretty tough, but not a little bitter. We are the cloud of dust. And you get,

you get.

A game changer, playmaker. Take the ball, she'll see you later. I'm on a

like, team like, living like one of the boys. She got it going, going, she got

it going on.

I'm gonna play like Friday night, kick it like one of the boys. She got it

going, going, she got it going on.

Reporting from the front lines, the students mourn the loss of TexFest, our

annual festival of food, fireworks, and fun rides.

The sense of despair makes even this grizzled news veteran say, Mr.

Davis... I can't believe Mr. Davis

called off TexFest. Why doesn't he just cancel Christmas while he's at it? I

agree.

Do you know how many girls' numbers I get at TexFest? It's like the Black

sale of meeting girls.

I'm the smooth, sleek 4K TV, and they're the crazy shoppers busting down the

door of the Troy Mart to just snatch me up.

Troy Mart?

Is that the new store in the mall? Who are you kidding?

Yeah, it's right next to that store. You wish you were me.

What? Her joke was bad, too.

Guys, okay, we've got to do something.

The school shouldn't be able to just take away our favorite tradition.

I'm not buying it.

There's no way they would take away TexFest. Y 'all are trying to trick me.

Sawyer, what are you talking about?

TexFest is dead.

Sure it is.

Or... Y 'all are trying to trick me.

Cancel TexFest, you crazy kids.

Y 'all are just messing with me.

Poor guy's in denial.

What are we going to do?

We've got to get TexFest back.

Oh, I know. Wait.

Maybe we could...

There's nothing we can do, Bella. The decision has already been made.

I can hear her wheel turning.

You know, touching my lips in public will only fuel everyone's will they or

won't they rumors about us.

Oh, they won't.

Ever.

Okay. I say we storm Mr. Davis' office tomorrow and let him know how much Texas

means to us and demand he bring it back.

I'm in. Me too.

Sophie?

Sorry, I spend enough time in the principal's office. I do not want to go

voluntarily.

So why are you late this morning? It's like the third time this week. I know.

My mom's in the principal's office right now apologizing for making me late

again. She's been acting really weird lately.

Like what?

She keeps missing her alarm in the morning. And she's been eating peanut

and jelly sandwiches.

No, dipped in mayo.

And she cries during... Last week commercials.

You can feed your whole family for $9 .99.

So, she's super tired, craving weird foods, and if she's crazy emotional,

like somebody's pregnant.

Who? Your mom.

What?

No.

Hi, girls.

Okay, don't worry, sweetie. I sorted it all out with Mr. Davis. You guys have

such a good day. Okay.

Watch, she's going to walk back in here in two seconds saying she forgot

something in the principal's office.

Whoops, I forgot my keys in the principal's office. What?

Baby brain.

Hi, would you like to speak to Mr. Davis, please?

It's about text fest. I'm sorry, but Mr. Davis is not in.

I know there are probably lots of angry students complaining about Tech Fest,

but all we want is a nice, calm sit -down with him.

Or a stand -up. You know, sitting is actually very unhealthy.

You should consider a standing desk.

Uh -huh.

But Mr. Davis is not in.

Okay, step aside, people. I got this.

So, uh, Ms. Fernandez.

May I call you Denise?

No. So, Ms. Fernandez.

Hope you didn't put any sugar in that coffee, because you're already sweet

enough.

You do know your mother and I share a pew at church on Sundays, right?

I did not.

And I repent.

Hey, if Mr. Davis isn't in, then who turned on that light?

That light is a sun lamp for his ferns, and it's on a timer.

A timer sun lamp.

Oh, please, Miss Fernandez, you can do better than that.

You win.

The truth is, Mr.

Davis is actually not in. No,

she didn't. Try holding my scrunchie.

Settle down, Wildcat.

Fine. If Mr. Davis wants to play like this, then we'll be back tomorrow with

whole...

I'll see you in church.

I talked to my mom and you were right. She's having a baby.

Oh my gosh. You're going to be a big sister.

Thanks. I'm super excited.

I've been vision boarding all day.

We're going to have matching hairdos, matching outfits.

We're going to make stripes and florals and make it work.

You do know there's a 50 -50 chance you could have a boy, right?

Ew. Why would you want to do that?

A boy?

What would we talk about or do together?

How will we pull off stripes and florals? And don't you dare say paper.

Pepper, if it's a boy, it's going to be okay.

No, it's not.

I don't know the first thing about baby boy.

But I do.

You should come over to my house this weekend. I have to take care of my

youngest brother, Berto.

That's Emilio, and he grew out of it.

Mostly.

Bring back Texas!

Bring back Texas!

Bring back Texas! It's day three of our 24 -7 coverage of the TexFest fiasco.

With Bella Dawson leading the protest, students have gathered to demand answers

from the school's resident fun -spun party pooper principal.

Yes, Mr. Davis, I mean you. What in the world is going on here?

Sorry, Mr. Davis.

Guess you can't hide behind your desk -jockey watchdog now.

Watchdog? Okay.

Miss Dawson, what is the meaning of this?

This is what happens when you try to avoid the student body.

If you hadn't met with us yesterday, we never would... Avoid you?

I went home sick yesterday.

Then why did that light turn on in your office if you were home sick?

Oh, the sun lamp for my fern?

It's on a timer.

Liar.

It was said...

that you took away TextFest. Yeah, we look forward to it all year. It's just

plain untexting you to cancel it.

Mr. Davis, we're not leaving here until we get some answers.

That's right.

I canceled TextFest because we didn't have the money this year.

Oh, yeah?

And where did the money go?

To pay for that fancy sunlamp timer for your ferns? Ouch.

I understand you're upset, but I suggest we discuss this privately.

Why? Do you have something to hide?

Miss Dawson? We're not leaving here until we get the truth.

All right.

TexFest was canceled this year because the money that would have gone to it

for that new football field and all that new equipment y 'all been asking for.

What? We killed TexFest? Yep, you did.

In a shocking turn of events, the football team killed TexFest. In other

angry student throws pudding cup at quarterback.

Huh?

I love banana pudding.

Oh, it's lemon.

Where's Newt? I'm right here. Open up.

Come here.

Newt, why'd you fall behind?

Stupid, heavy ankle weights slowing me.

I just wish the school hadn't turned on us so quickly.

Who can blame them? We made this mess.

Disperse, or I will give the whole school detention.

Thank goodness that worked.

I cannot give the whole school detention.

You can't?

Good to know.

Listen, I'm sorry I kept the team in the dark, but this is exactly the kind of

chaos I was trying to avoid.

I don't get it. Why did the school spend that much money on the team if it meant

cutting Tech's best? Well, it was a tough choice, but I knew how much the

wanted that new equipment. Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent me all those

with Newt's picture in them.

Curse my adorable face.

Okay, well, then we'll give our equipment up.

We'll return it and use the money to bring back Sex Fest.

Whoa, hey now.

Let's not go crazy here, Bella. We need that new equipment.

Do we... Do we really need parachutes and football throwing machines?

Well, when you say it in that tone, everything sounds ridiculous.

Do we really need oxygen?

See what I'm saying?

Look, it's too late. I can't return used equipment.

Just give it some time. I'm sure all will be forgotten by next text fest.

That's a year away. What are we going to do now?

How am I supposed to get pudding out of suede?

What about a car wash?

Suede and a car wash at Bella, are you listening to yourself?

No, Newt.

Maybe we can earn enough money with a car wash fundraiser to bring back text

fest.

down in history as the team who killed Tex Best.

Bring it in, Bulldogs!

Hoorah!

Coach? Is there a storm coming?

Yeah. Thanks to you guys, there's the 60 % chance of pudding.

I'm sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Pepper, you'll be fine.

And we'd like to officially welcome you to the glamorous world of being a big

sister.

Now,

baby boys are all about the three Fs. Farts, food, and unfortunately, more

farts.

Wow. He really likes that.

Yeah. Boys aren't complicated.

Oh.

Uh, Emilio's calling.

Everybody take this.

¿Qué pasa?

Wait, you're where?

I'll be right there.

Emilio and Rafa are stuck in a dumpster down the street.

Do you have to help them now?

Normally, I just leave them there.

But it's trash day.

But you can't go!

What about Birdhole?

You'll be fine. Just remember the three F's.

these for my cows and asked them to hold their milks like at home. They were not

pleased.

And I got my stepmom Brenda's the GNC sponges. She doesn't need them. You

scrub off crazy.

Troy, what did you bring? My unbridled enthusiasm and tireless work ethic.

I didn't know I was supposed to bring something.

wash a bike, Sue.

Uh, you're the one who's gonna need a wash.

This is for TexFest.

What?

No tip?

I brought this on myself.

This is amazing.

We'll have enough money for TexFest in no time.

Check it, guys.

I just got a $5 tip and a high school hottie's number.

It looks like a license plate number. Still a number.

Hey, coach.

Hey.

Some of your classmates covered my truck in pudding.

Don't worry. We'll clean it up and make it good as new.

Yep. For $15.

Oh, you think I'm made of money?

I'll tell you what. I'll give you $10 and any change you find in the seats.

We have here.

It's a TechFest fundraiser, and we have made more than enough money to bring it

back. Right, Newt?

Including tips, we've raised $2 ,435.

Woo!

How's the free car wash sound, Mr. D?

Well, I do appreciate your efforts, but TechFest costs school about five times

that amount.

Sorry, kids.

TechFest is not happening.

But I will take that free car wash.

For real?

Even if I have to do it myself.

do that.

Just in case.

Still might want to invest in a fart machine.

You got this, right, big space? All right.

Your palms are so shiny.

Thanks. It's my glitter hand cream.

The amazing Ricardo sees something soft, sweet. and pink in your future.

Is it a baby sister?

Here you go, pup.

Close enough.

No! You tell Coach he has to knock down all six milk bottles to win the giant

teddy bear.

I don't care if he's crying.

Bella, this is incredible.

How'd y 'all manage to do this?

We used the money from the car wash, and our new equipment came in real handy

for carnival games.

I can see how much Texas means to everyone.

So you have my word. It will never get canceled again.

Thanks, Mr. Davis.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to thank everyone for actually showing up.

right.

Can I use Stacy?

And start throwing footballs. First up in the tank is the brave Troy Dixon.

Don't worry, ladies. I can assure you these good looks are water.

I saw it, Miss Fernandez.

I'll see you in church.

whatever happens, man.

I love you.

I know.