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I know what you're thinking.

It's Halloween week, so let's all scare poor little Newt. Well, not this year.

I'm a new man. I threw away my nightlight.

Well, actually, my dad did. But it was a mutual decision.

Anyway, I am not getting scared. Oh, man,

I love Halloween.

I don't. That's why I choose to celebrate October 31st, other holiday,

Savings Day. If you'd like to join me, I'll be making a deposit into my high

-yield savings account.

Money's for spending. Ain't making it rain.

Word.

So, why do you like getting scared, Newt?

Because it's scary.

If you guys ever got really, truly frightened, you wouldn't think it was

either. Well, if you don't want to get scared this week, you should hang out

with the girls.

I totally agree. Girls are not scary. Hi, guys!

World Savings Day, World Savings Day, World Savings Day.

You won't find me in the bleachers. I made a slice of sugar.

You're not a little bitter.

And you get, you get.

A game changer, playmaker. Take the ball, she'll steal it.

I'm gonna dream like, dream like, living like one of the boys. She got it going,

going, she got it going on.

I'm gonna play like Friday night, kicking like one of the boys. She got it

going, going, she got it going on.

on you're scared of clowns no no i'm not scared of clowns i hate them

they're stupid okay look

I know it's Halloween week and you two love your little scares, but someone

could end up hurt like Silas Potter did.

Who? Wait, wait, wait. You mean that old ghost story about the groundskeeper?

Supposedly he died in the shed behind the football field, right? Isn't there a

rhyme or something about him? Oh, yeah.

If you go near Potter's shed, he will surely give you bread.

Bread? No.

It's if you go near Potter's shed.

you will surely end up dead.

That makes much more sense.

Okay, enough of this. We should be starting to get ready for the football

cheerleader camp out tomorrow night. Oh, Coach, can we help you set up the tent?

No, but you could help each other set them up.

I have to make a deposit in my new bank account.

Happy World Savings Day.

I totally forgot about the campout. Yeah, we could scare the girls. On the

field. In the dark.

Oh, this is the scare we've been training for.

Boo!

Boo! So, when do we start?

Boo!

Bella, girls just aren't good at scaring.

Excuse me?

It's science. It's been proven in horror movies, which are scientific.

They're often said in laboratories, so... I am so sick of this attitude.

Did you learn nothing from what I did with the football team?

Girls can do anything just as well as guys can, if not better.

All right, prove it. How would you scare them?

Uh... Girls share each other's deepest and darkest fears.

I know Sophie and Pepper's deepest and darkest fears.

And?

And we can use their fears against them?

Interesting. So, am I in?

Okay, enough with the silent discussion.

Just tell me yes or no.

You're in, traitor.

So what are they afraid of? Okay.

absolutely terrified of.

Zombies? I'm not afraid of zombies.

I know.

But I told them when you were little, you had a cat that you thought was dead.

So you buried it.

But it wasn't dead. And it clawed its way out of the ground. And you woke up

find it trying to eat your face off.

Okay. Now I am afraid of zombies.

And cats.

And you.

Why are you making up things I'm afraid of? I had to earn their trust.

They're going to try to scare you tomorrow night at the campout, and they

I'm going to help them, but I'm not.

Oh, so you're going to double -cross them. Exactly.

I'm sick of the boys saying girls aren't good at things.

After all this time, they're still disrespecting you. That's why we're

use their own plan against them. We're going to show them how real scaring is

done. That's right.

We're going to make them pee their pants.

And that is just phase number one.

What's phase number two?

So what's my fake fear?

Werewolves. Vampires. El Chupacabra.

Admiral Whitney's fried chicken.

Oh.

That's really... Why?

Because I want Sawyer to bring me fried chicken.

Oh. Tell him I'm super afraid of those fluffy biscuits.

I already did.

been a disaster i really wanted something scary that could go viral but

no paranormal activity in the library except for that old dvd copy of

activity yeah and spooky noises in the teacher's bathroom were exactly what we

hoped they weren't farts where else are we going to find a ghost ghost videos

aren't the only thing that can go viral my dog can bark a rihanna song call me

when you can bark five seconds of summer

Wait, one of you put something in my locker to scare me, didn't you?

Come on, one of you looked like a couple of amateurs.

The old locker trick?

Please. Dude, why don't we think of the old locker trick? It's so good.

There better not be anything in here.

You guys put an old padlock in my locker?

That's not scary.

I mean, I do have an irrational aversion to rust, but it's under control.

No, it was not.

I like Potter.

Isn't that the guy who died in the shed?

Supposedly. Everyone knows it's all made up. Yeah, it's just some dumb ghost

story. Yeah.

Well, you guys are the only ones who know my locker combination, so if it

you, then maybe it was... Ooh, the ghost of Silas Potter!

Cut it out.

You're not scaring anyone.

Did you hear that, Chauncey? The ghost of Silas Potter might be lurking around

Silverado. We have to stake out the shed overnight.

I had a plan on teaching my dog something Beyonce.

But I guess it could wait.

Are you sure we have enough tape? Because we have to let this thing run

night. Yes.

Goodbye, Chauncey's first steps.

You think we're actually going to catch anything scary on tape?

What was that?

I'm sorry.

I swallowed a mosquito the size of a walnut.

I'm good.

Those mosquitoes are biting.

You know where there aren't giant mosquitoes?

In my press box.

We can wait up there while this thing tapes.

I'm sick of hearing about your stupid singing dog.

Fine, but he's got a voice of an ape.

Because this campout is about talking with your teammates, playing games, and

learning new things.

All things I can do on my phone.

You'll get your phones back tomorrow. And don't try to go look for them.

hidden very well.

I'll find a new hiding place.

Nature walk.

Great. And if we're lucky, someone will get poison ivy so we can witness the

devastating power of nature up close.

Oh, it's going to be so fun.

Burning and itching.

So fun.

Okay, once everyone leaves, we can get set up. I hid all the scaring supplies

behind the old shed. You kids aren't messing around Silas Potter's shed, are

you? Coach, you do not believe in that, right? Yeah, it's all made up. No, it's

not. Fifty years ago today, some kids put a huge scare on Silas Potter.

They locked him in his shed. By the time they went back to let him out, he had

died of fright.

Really? They say some nights you can hear Silas's ghost banging

against the door, saying, Who locked me in here?

Oh!

I gotta hit the nature walk. Take my advice. Stay away from that shed.

Guys, did you hear that?

If I have the lock, that means the shed is open and Silas can get out.

And to make it even worse, the interest on my savings account just dropped by

2%. Newt, my interest is dropping even faster. So come on, we've got Darren to

do.

Why are you dressed like that?

I'm Pepper's cat, come back from the dead as a zombie.

Meow!

Is that too much?

Just right.

And what's more terrifying than the Admiral's fried chicken delivered by the

Admiral himself?

Okay, everybody just quiet down, all right? We don't want to give ourselves

away. Just think about how awesome this scare is going to be.

That must be them. Everybody get ready.

Let me know when it's over. I'm going fetal.

Uh, wait.

fried chicken.

I don't care if he lied about his military record.

I love the Admiral.

Wow, I can't believe this.

That was sneaky, underhanded, and just mean.

I'm impressed.

I'm impressed you pulled together a period authentic Admiral costume so

I have a guy.

Uh, Sophie?

What, Newt? Was anyone else helping you with your scare?

No, it was just I.

Then who was that?

Is that?

It couldn't be.

Like with Potter.

way too good. There's no way the boys are behind this.

Maybe it was you, traitor.

Yeah, you were playing both sides. How can any of us trust you?

I don't think Bella has anything to do with this.

Then who is it?

Alice Potter.

That's just a spooky story.

No, it's not.

Coach said he's been locked up all these years, and I found his padlock, so that

must mean he's out.

And he wants revenge.

Newt, that is crazy.

Is it Bella?

Fine, don't believe me.

But there's someone out there who is trying to scare us, and maybe worse than

that. We can't just sit around and talk. We have to do something.

Like what?

Well, I'm no horror movie expert, but I think the best thing to do is split up.

One group should find a way to call their parents, and the other should stay

here and barricade the door.

I have his first cell phone in my locker in case my brother flushed mine down

the toilet.

Again, I go through a lot of cell phones.

Perfect. Take Troy and Sawyer with you, and me, Belle, and Pepper will stay

here. There's a flashlight in the locker room if you need it. I think we'll be

fine.

What do you think those screams were?

Uh, you know, it was probably just the wind. You know, that old Texas screaming

wind.

What if someone saw Potter's ghost?

Shouldn't someone go down and investigate?

I don't know. You should go.

I'm in charge. You should go. Good news. I just put you in charge, so you should

go. All right. Since I'm in charge, I'm sending you. Fine.

How about neither of us go?

Hmm. That's good decision -making. Keep it up, and one day you'll be back in

charge.

Looks clear.

Let me check.

Whose parents do we call? What? Forget parents.

Anyway, let's get started on this barricade.

Barricade looks good.

Yep, there's no way he's getting in here now.

But what if Dallas Potter walks straight through because he's a ghost? Or worse,

what if he can turn into a zombie cat and I think he's kind of cute and I want

to pet him and he bites me in the head? Boo!

kids doing in here? You should be on your nature walk. And why is this door

blocked?

Okay, okay, okay.

Just let me in and you can...

I know what to do.

I just remembered that Silas Potter rhyme.

Yeah, we know.

If you go near Potter's shed, you will surely end up bread. How is that going

help?

It's dead, not bread.

And there's a second part.

If this ghost is ever free, lock him where he's meant to be.

I don't think it works unless you sing it. I'm not going to sing it.

We've got to lock Silas Potter back in his shed.

What? We can't go out there. That is crazy.

Is it, Bella?

Is it?

Yes, no, it's still crazy.

Yeah. She gets going there. Okay, fine.

I'm going in. Last chance.

Who's with me?

All right. I guess it has to be me.

Wait.

Silas Potter, show yourself.

Actually, don't listen to him.

Ghost the...

There's so much of scope.

Save your lives.

you guys to know exactly how it feels when you scare me, and I knew the only

to do that was to pull the biggest scare ever.

And you helped him?

I felt sorry for the little guy.

And I wanted revenge for you guys scaring me with that clown thing.

I mean, I wasn't scared.

Clowns are stupid.

Wait, okay, so if it was just you two, who grabbed coats?

That would be me.

And my ex -wife said, Those mind classes would never pay

off. Who's laughing now?

Who's laughing?

Your ex -wife and everyone who knew you took mind classes.

Coach also shut off the lights and called your phone.

Wait, how did you know that number?

I know all your phone numbers, even your emergency one.

Yeah, I take back my kiss.

I can't take it from here.

Newt, I have to say, I'm impressed.

This is definitely the best scare ever.

So, how much of that Silas Potter stuff was true?

Well, the real story is Silas Potter accidentally locked himself in his shed.

Did he die?

Yep. Oh.

Surrounded by his family and friends 30 years later.

Oh. He got out of the shed pretty easily. Apparently, there's a loose

the back.

Oh, is that how you got out, coach? Oh, yeah.

This old thing is barely standing.

Uh -oh.

It's okay.

Nobody uses that old shed anyway.

Well, all your cell phones were in there.

Okay, I think we have our

viral ghost video.

Are you sure? We really didn't get anything on tape.

I know, but I did a little editing and I tried to make it truly terrifying.

Check it out.

Ain't that good enough to go viral?

Fine, show me your dog singing a Rihanna song.

Ooh, prepare to be wild.