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The football team isn't supposed to see any of this yet. Rally week doesn't

start until Monday. I'm just so excited. This is... This is my first year as a

gifty and not a gifter.

I totally get it, but you gotta go. Okay, don't go overboard.

But overboard's good, too.

Put on your life jacket, babe, because we're going overboard.

I've been waiting for this week all year. I've been dreading this week all

Come on, Buzzkill.

Being a rally girl is great.

We get to bring the football players gifts, bake them brownies, make them

posters, and decorate their lockers. It's like being a fairy godmother.

Or a slave.

Morning, girls.

Everybody getting ready for rally week?

Can't wait.

Okay. Since I'm new here, let me see if I've got this right.

The football team's names have been placed in this helmet.

Whatever name you draw will determine whose rally girl you'll become.

It's like Secret Santa, but with football players.

Good job!

It's going to be a long week.

I'm hoping so hard I get Bella.

I wished upon a star, threw a coin in a fountain, and lit a candle.

Actually, it was a bug repellent candle, but that still counts, right?

So that's what that smell is.

Remember, girls, it's important to keep your identity secret from the player you

choose. What happens if you don't keep it a secret?

the person would, uh, find out?

Which is, I don't know. I'm new here.

Please be Bella.

Come on, Bella.

Come on, Bella.

I got Bella. I got Bella! The candle worked!

I'm gonna light one of those for Johnny Depp.

OMG, I know the perfect gift to make her.

But there's so much to do when I need yarn and markers, knitting needles,

glitter glue, lots of glitter glue. I wonder if they sell it by the bucket.

To the yarn barn!

She does know school's in session, right?

I don't know anymore.

She got it going, going, she got it going on. I'm gonna play like Friday

kick it like one of the boys. She got it going, going, she got it going on.

Oh,

yes! Day one of rally week.

Basket's filled with presents just for us. I am tingling with excitement.

I think I'm gonna put off looking in my locker till the last possible second.

I wonder which cheerleader got me.

Yeah, video games.

Yes, yes.

Play Box X50, Man Crusher 7, Face Eater 15, the Doomtown Warlocks.

Thank you, Tinsley Davenport.

Oh, man, I wanted her.

Wait, how do you all know it's from Tinsley? It's supposed to be a secret.

Well, everybody knows Tinsley's father owns a video game company. So each year,

some lucky player gets a whole bunch of gaming gear. Today, that lucky player is

me.

Gotta love that new game smell.

Aw, look at what we have here.

Little stuffed bulldog.

Ooh, a box of chocolates. Make that a heart -shaped box of chocolates.

And a Dinner for Two certificate for this arcade.

This is sort of romantic.

Do you guys think it's from Sophie?

Nope, no way. Not a chance.

It could be. I mean, sometimes you just can't fight fate.

Nope, no way. Not a chance.

How do you know it's not from Sophie?

Because it's signed XO Vera.

Wait, Vera?

From the left -hand bottom of the pyramid, eh?

Not bad.

He's 32.

Well, that's sweet of her and all, but my heart belongs to Sophie.

Yeah? Let's see, Vera might actually like you.

Hey, maybe you should use that Stargate gift certificate and ask her on a date.

Yeah, but Sophie and I could... Listen, Newt, you can't get milk from Barnwood.

But you can make juice from a turnip. Pre -chew that.

You guys are right. I'll call Vera.

Whoa! Okay, check it out. Nail polish, my favorite bath gel, and... this?

I'm not exactly sure what it is.

It's an infinity scarf.

Hmm. I've never had one of these before.

I don't think I can really pull this off.

Wait. Okay.

Seriously. I don't think I can pull this off. Okay.

Hang on. Hold still. Okay.

No, no, no, no, no. This way.

There you go.

Thanks. Yeah.

Okay. It's been long enough.

Time to see what my rally girl got me.

There's nothing in here.

Maybe your rally girl forgot you. Forgot me? Child, please. Look.

Whatever she got must have been too big to fit my locker.

Ooh, I'm gonna go check in the parking lot.

Excuse me. Oh, there you are. We need to talk. Okay, but make it fast.

I gotta find my rally girl gift.

Troy, I'm your rally girl.

Oh, man.

Don't ruin the magic.

Sorry, but I've decided to boycott the whole thing. Nothing personal. I just

think it's an outdated tradition that turns the cheerleaders into the boys'

servants.

So... There isn't anything waiting for me in the parking lot?

No.

But what are the guys going to think?

The Troy has to have a rally girl.

Sorry. Maybe you could just rally yourself.

See ya. What?

The Troy does not self -rally.

Oh, you told her.

Yeah, I did. Give me something.

So, Vera, do you like the pizza here?

I think it's pretty good, especially the...

Is there something on my face?

Yeah.

Two big blue eyes I'm getting lost in.

Oh, well, if you're lost, just follow the retina straight out to the cornea

make a left at the nose.

Handsome and hilarious.

Thanks, I try.

It's working.

You know what? Let's talk about you.

When I'm with you, there is no me.

Only us.

Boy, would you look at the time.

And look away from your eyes?

Never.

Check, please.

Come on, Sophie.

You have to reconsider.

I'm the only guy on the team without a rally girl.

No. It's not that hard. I mean, how long did this poster take? Like, half an

hour? More like half a day.

You don't think it looks good?

You're right. I need some more.

are in aisle six.

Aisle six? But I ain't even tried.

To the yarn barn.

Miss Fitz, every year during rally week, the girls work super hard for the boys

and get nothing in return.

I'd like to suggest that we get rid of rally girls from now on. Can we do that?

Sure. Love the initiative, Sophie.

Nice. That was easy. Except I've only been working here for two weeks. You'll

need to take it up with someone more in charge. Like Coach. Not fake in charge.

Like me.

I'll do that then. Good, and you tell him I think you've got a real point.

Although I'm not sure he knows who I am.

Yesterday he called me Shirley. My name is Bernadette. But I can see how he made

that mistake. It kind of reminds me of his time at the hotel. I'll let you go.

Check out the poster my rally girl made me. She really gave it some oomph.

Check out the poster my rally girl got me.

It's a doobie collectors item.

Faith Eaters 16.

Okay, I thought on poster day we were supposed to get posters that were

and handmade.

Oh, yeah? I think this is pretty personal.

Come with me.

Sawyer. To fight the facies.

Sawyer. And bring justice to the galaxy.

Sawyer.

My mistake.

Hey, how'd your date with Vera go?

Well, she came on pretty strong, but I told her I just want to be friends. I'm

sure she got the message.

Maybe not.

Oh, the flying babies are a nice touch, though.

Hey, guys.

Oh, it's poster day?

Shoot, I almost forgot.

I wonder what my RG made for the joy.

Let's take a look.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Okay, your rally girl really needs to take some art classes.

Yeah, that must have taken like ten minutes to make. Yeah, maybe she made it

the bus in the morning.

She did not do it on the bus!

the rally gift swap yet.

Gift swap?

It's our own rally week tradition.

Each player gives up their least favorite item so another player can

Wait, y 'all didn't give up your gift?

Yeah, I know what you're gonna say about the sentimentality and all, but it's a

real... Yay! Goodbye, weird scarf!

Deodorant? What?

My rally girl got me Mountain Breeze, but I'm clearly Irish Meadow. I mean,

at me.

All right. Let's see who goes first.

Okay, I got number one.

Man Crusher 7.

Sweet.

I'm next.

What the?

Dude, be cool.

My turn.

Yum. Come to mama.

Oh, man.

What else looks good?

I always did want to try deodorant.

Cute nail color bells. Is that jazz very nice? Yes, thanks. It was a gift from

my rally girl.

Really? I had no idea.

Wait, are you my rally girl, Pepper?

No, of course not. Why would you even think that? I mean, okay, yes, it's

totally me.

This is so awesome. Thank you, Pepper. I love all my stuff. That bubble bath is

my favorite. favorite and that poster and the scarf what did you think of the

scarf tell me how much did you love that scarf so

much i knew it remember last month at the mall when you pointed to it on the

mannequin i think it was actually pointing to the dress on the mannequin

you shouldn't have that sport is so expensive don't worry i didn't buy it i

it when i found out i was your rally girl i stayed up All night knitting it.

poked myself a lot with the needles, but it was worth it.

See this?

This is what love looks like.

Oh, Pepper, you are such a good friend. No, you are.

While I was making it, I realized how perfect it is that it's called an

scarf. Because, like our friendship, it'll go on forever.

Aww.

So much thought was put into this.

How about you wear it to the pep rally tonight?

You know, to show it off.

Yes.

Great idea.

So you'll wear it?

Totally. Awesome.

Ricky!

Ricky!

Luis, have you seen Ricky?

No, but if you see him, tell him I ate a sandwich. Will do.

Zia, have you by any chance seen Ricky? No. Have you seen Newt? No.

looking for him. Oh, he already knows that.

Oh, hey, Bella. Heard you were looking for Ricky. Yeah, do you know where he

No. Yeah, me neither. Good luck.

Newt, have you seen Ricky?

No, have you seen Vera?

Yeah, she's over there. Good to know.

Ricky!

I've been looking for you.

That's weird. I was looking for my sandwich.

Louise ate it.

Case closed.

Remember that scarf that you grabbed from the swap pile? Remember it? It was

find of a lifetime.

Yes.

Unfortunately, I need it back.

Sorry, I gave it to Abuela for her birthday.

Oh, no. Okay, I've got to get it. Is she home now?

Yes, but go look at it back. She really likes it. Okay, thanks.

Sorry.

I thought you were Vera.

That girl cannot take a hint.

Hey, you.

I really like that shirt on you.

Thanks. I like your gray one, too.

And your red one with a penguin on it? And the plaid one with the little tiny

hole in the left pocket? Vera, please.

I told you I just want to be friends.

Sure. Okay.

Friends for now.

But someday, we'll ride that unicorn together.

You can't fight fate.

You know, you should hear yourself.

You sound like a... You sound like...

Hey, you.

I do. She blocks my phone.

I just love how she plays hard to get.

You look great when you wear red and blue and magenta and violet and sage and

blue -green and green -blue. Not really orange, but you're still perfect.

You sound like me.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Sophie? I'm here to talk to you about women's rights.

But can you please make this quick? It's my lunch hour. This is not going to be

quick.

In 1866, Susan B. Anthony formed the American Equal Rights Association.

And then, in 2000, Destiny's Child released Independent Women, Part 1, an

of female empowerment. Sophie, what is the point of this?

The point is we need to abolish Rally Week. Rally Week?

That's what this is about?

I have no control over that.

If you want to change school policy, you need to go ruin the principal's lunch.

Wait, seriously?

Yes. And by the way, you don't need to lecture me on female empowerment.

I've seen Destiny's Child in concert 13 times.

Okay, that's just weird.

Joke's on you, Sophie. I self -rallied after all. In these past few days, I

skipped lunch, read up on puff paint, and made so many visits to the yarn

the gals there know my...

And it was all worth it because check out my streamers.

You go, girl.

Abuelo! I'm so glad I caught you.

No time, mija. I have to go. Oh, please, please. This is important.

You see, Ricky gave you a scarf for your birthday.

Oh, yes.

Very beautiful.

Actually, it belonged to me first. My friend made it for me, and I'm really

sorry, but I need it back so I don't hurt her feelings.

I'd like to help you, but I need to get to my dance class.

I am learning to salsa for my date tonight.

Wait, how about a private lesson?

My mom is a dance teacher. I can salsa in my sleep.

I'll teach you if you give me the scarf back.

You salsa?

You got some.

Works better as a skirt, Jess.

Sure.

Okay, come on, Mika.

Let's go.

Okay, follow my lead.

One, two, three.

Five, six, seven.

Cut it. Oh, I think so. Okay.

One, two, three. Ow. Five, six, seven. Ow.

Ow.

I'm crushing it, Jess.

Oh, you're crushing something, all right.

The situation with Vera has made me realize I've been smothering you.

And I'm sorry.

I'm not going to be that guy anymore.

Wow. Thanks, Newt. And I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

I don't know how to get rid of her.

Oh, no. She found me.

You can't hide from me, nudie patootie.

Uh, Vera, we're on the same cheer squad, right?

Yeah, so?

So, back off my man.

He's my nudie patootie.

Huh. Well, your man went on a date with me yesterday.

New YouTube timer!

I'm sorry, baby.

She meant nothing to me.

You know what?

I'm going to leave you two to sort this out.

Brilliant move, Sophie. It worked.

Thanks. Don't mention it.

You were just making that up, though, right?

You're not really into me.

to Ricky, who gave it to Abuela, who wore it as a skirt and stretched it out.

But I never would have done it if I knew you made it especially for me. Working

so hard, staying up all night poking your fingers.

Look at me, Pepper. This is what a bad friend looks like.

Whoa.

I'm so sorry.

You must be really disappointed in me.

I kind of am.

But not because you swapped away the scarf.

I'm disappointed.

it because you were afraid to tell me.

You're right.

I don't know what I was thinking.

We're still friends for infinity.

Bring it here.

Oh, Mr. Davis, do you have a minute?

In 1866, Susan B. Anthony formed the American Equal Rights Association.

I know. I taught history.

Can whatever this is wait? I've got to start the rally. No. We women have been

waiting for 150 years. We need to get rid of rally girls. We do everything.

with him and get nothing in return.

It's like we're their servants.

I don't know. It is a time -honored tradition.

You were right.

Being a rally girl is the worst.

Especially when you have a mild allergy to glitter.

But it's tradition, Troy.

Tradition, my paper -cut hands.

Look, the fact that you guys put so much effort into this and get nothing in

return is just wrong.

Troy, are you crying?

No.

Troy thinks it's wrong. And he is easily our most selfish player. That's what

I'm saying.

You know, I think I have a solution.

Good evening, everyone.

Let's give it up for Rally Week.

All right, now, before we cheer on our Bulldogs, I would like to announce a new

tradition.

team will spend the week rallying the cheerleaders.

What? I cannot go through this torture again.

I have glitter in places that should never be sparkly.

Hey, this is a dream come true. Put on your life jacket, boys, because we're

about to go overboard to the yarn barn.

She does know we're right in the middle of a pimp rally, right?

I don't know.

Newt?

Hey, Vera.

I felt bad about keeping these gifts after a... you know.

Thanks.

Actually, I could totally use this gift card for paddleboarding.

I love spending time on the lake.

I can't swim.

Bye.

Hey, you dropped your... Oh, wow. Paddleboarding?

Do you paddleboard?

I love spending time on the lake.

Nothing better.

We should paddleboard together sometime.

Or ride a unicorn.

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