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Thanks, McFumbles, here. It's our first game of the season, and our Bulldogs

will face off against the number one ranked Whitworth Rangers.

Even worse, Whitworth has a new offensive weapon, former Bulldog star

Dixon. You may know him by his other names, Traitor, Jerk, Buttface.

But that ends today.

From now on, Troy Dixon will only be known as he who shall not be named.

What's that, Chauncey?

Voldemort? Never heard of him.

Wow, Ace is not going easy on Troy. Shh, don't say his name.

Newt, don't listen to Ace.

Troy is still our boy.

I know, but I like rules.

Some people think it's good to question authority, but I find comfort in blind

obedience.

So, Rangers, this is the Starrcade, my home away from home. They even have a

pizza named after me. Check it.

Excuse me, can I get two Troy Dixons with all the fixins? I'm sorry, we

it when we took down your jersey. It's now called the Trader. You want that

all the fixins?

I'll just take a salad.

Trader. Hey, guys, I think we found a nickname for What's -His -Face. Wait,

wait, wait.

I kind of like What's -His -Face better.

Troy! Hey, Bella!

This is my Whitworth crew.

What's up? I'm Taylor.

And this is our team captain, Logan.

Hey, we've heard a lot about you.

This guy here seems impressed with your arm.

Aw, thanks, Troy.

But he's also impressed with this dump, so not sure if I should believe him.

Hey, don't call this place a dump.

My parents got married here.

Yeah, and it's not like you guys should talk. You think you're all fancy in

those uniforms?

Well, I can't tell if you're a football team or an acapella group.

I already did.

That was the whole put down.

That's right.

We're home.

Take your shoes off of my house, fucker.

Okay. Let's eat.

So, how are you guys?

Great. Just getting ready for the big game against you.

Oh, man. It's going to be so weird playing against each other.

What if I slap you on the butt when I'm supposed to tackle you? Or tackle you

when I'm supposed to slap you on the butt?

Just don't slap me on the butt.

Ever. Look, Troy, I know everyone's having a good time calling you a traitor

saying you deserted us, but you know you're always welcome around here,

Yeah, there's always a seat at our booth for you.

Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. But I'm a Whitworth man now. You can fill

seat. I've got a new one right over here.

I'll just pull up a chair.

Oh, thanks.

It's getting a little cozy in there.

Right.

I'll just lean.

She got it going, going.

She got it going on.

Okay, Rangers, who ordered the raspberry smoothie?

Oh, come on.

Oh, Troy, did you just buy a bunch of smoothies for the team and they left

without you?

No, these are for me, all right? I'm bulking up.

I just started.

And they didn't just leave, they left a note.

That's the check.

Oh, come on.

Okay, fine.

I've been having a tough time fitting in at Whitworth, and that's never happened

before. All my life, people have just fit in with me.

Troy, don't worry.

You're just new.

You guys didn't accept me at first either.

But if a girl can fit in on a boys' team, you can fit in at Whitworth.

Yeah, I hope so.

Being a girl is hard.

Preach, sister.

What are you calling sister?

Look, Troy, just give it some time and go with the flow. You'll fit in sooner

than you think.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

It's Logan.

The team bus left without me. Now I gotta walk home.

Wish me luck crossing the highway.

Did he leave?

Yeah.

You know he didn't pay, right?

I do know.

Pepper, my schedule.

You have an interview with coach at four, then one with the captain of the

basketball team at five, then shoe shopping with your mother at six.

the seat for flip -flops pepper are you working for ace if you mean in the

traditional sense like for money no but if you mean putting in more than 40

hours a week for free then yeah i'm working why would you do that it's the

way i can get my own show on the school tv station since when do you care so

much about being on tv anyway since i have this amazing idea for a show

silverado scoop oh it's an ice cream show no it's a gossip show oh I kind of

like the ice cream show better. It was never an ice cream show.

Anyway, Ace doesn't think I'm camera ready, so I'm interning for him to learn

how TV works.

So why are you answering his phone and getting him coffee?

Apparently that's how TV works.

It sounds like he's using you.

Pepper, you need to stand up for yourself.

If you want to make an ice cream show, make an ice cream show. Again, not an

cream show.

But maybe you're right.

Okay. I'm going to tell him I've interned enough and now I want my own

Good for you. Pepper!

Give me some herbal tea for my throat. I think I'm coming down with something.

Got it, boss.

Don't judge me.

Well, kids, seeing players come and go is part of being on a team.

The key is never letting it get to you.

It's going to be a while before we get over this. Yeah.

Why are you trying to put your stuff in Troy's locker?

Why are you trying to put your stuff in Troy's locker?

Seriously, guys? He hasn't even been gone a week.

You're right. We really need to respect his memory.

Newt! What? I need that space to store my sweaters.

Just shove them in the top of your locker.

Seriously? You do not shove cashmere.

Somebody likes their sweaters.

Okay, all in favor of never eating at the Stargate again, raise your hand.

You guys have any team meeting? Yeah, we are. You can come in in a minute.

Okay, but this is my room.

Okay, all in favor of Troy coming into his room?

Seriously, bro?

Our final order of business is the team prank.

Right now, the plan is to head down to their field and replace the Bulldog's

banner with the Ranger's banner.

What?

You got a problem with that?

Don't want us to prank your friends?

No, I want to prank them better than that. I mean, a banner? Come on, man,

amateur hour.

What? It took me most of yesterday just to roll this thing up.

Hang on, Taylor, let's just hear him out.

Fine.

Okay, look, if you want to pull an impr...

want to pull an impressive prank you should toilet paper the bulldog's locker

room which i can get you into and you do that to your old team no but i do it

for my new team maybe you are weird with material hey taylor move over

what choice did here wait so who's gonna pay me back for this butcher paper

okay

Tell us how it's done. Well, first of all, not many people know that TP, or

toilet paper, is derived from the French toilette papier.

Just give us the plan. Right, right. Okay,

Pepper, I want you to go in there until Ace, you're no longer his intern.

Totally. Right after I grab Bacon's breakfast. Pepper, he gets cranky when

doesn't get his blueberry muffin.

And he's a screamer.

Let's go.

You can do this.

Ace?

Pepper has something to say to you.

Ace, here's the thing.

I didn't get your blueberry muffin because... Blueberries are out of

What? And now... Listen, Ace, Pepper's not going to do free work for you

anymore. You promised you would put her on the air, and you're going to put her

on the air. Okay. I'm not taking no for an answer. I will hang you on this coat

rack until... Wait, uh, did you just say okay?

Yeah.

Really? I get my show?

No. You get my show.

I lost my voice and I need someone to cover for me this weekend.

You want me to cover the game?

But I don't know anything about football.

She'll do it. I got you covered.

If she does a good job, she gets her own show.

D -R -O -S.

What do you say?

Puffin? Duffin?

Luffin? McGuffin.

Muffin!

Four -ply extra quilted, preferred by billionaire derrieres.

Dang, Woodworth does not skimp.

All right, we'll get started. Cool. I'll take a look out in case anyone's

coming. Okay.

Bella! What are you doing here?

I go to school here.

What are you doing here? Right. Well, I, uh, I thought I left something in my

locker. Something important to me that was, uh, really important to me.

I think I know what's going on here.

Bella, look, I can explain. You came by because you missed us.

The thing you left here was your heart, man. Yeah, my heart.

Okay, wait.

Don't go in there.

I have to.

I left my Spanish notebook in my locker and I have a quiz tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, but Coach, he's doing his hot yoga again. And the whole floor is

just a whole swamp of sweat. It's nasty.

All because of you. Yeah, I can't wait to see it.

Sounds like somebody's coming.

Never mind.

Let's go, Rangers.

Oh, no.

They toilet papered the whole place.

They also put lipstick on the bulldog.

My cashmere sweaters.

The care label clearly says lay flat, do not hang.

Do not hang.

Who would do this?

That's why he was here.

He was helping the Whitworth guy sneak into our locker room so they could trash

it. Who?

Troy.

You see what happens when you say his name?

Come in.

Hey, what's up, Bulldogs?

Come by to borrow some TP?

Figured we gave you enough to last you through high school.

How could you do that to our locker room?

It was just a little prank.

There was nothing little about it. I was just trying to fit in with the guys

like you told me.

And it worked.

I even got a real nickname.

They call me TP now.

Yeah, I'm really happy for you, toilet paper. It stands for total prank, Sarah.

And I don't understand what the big deal is. I mean, on the Bulldogs, we used to

pull pranks all the time.

This was way more than a prank.

What are you talking about?

I didn't know it was this bad.

I never even walked in. I was just a lookout.

We told you. They even lipstick the bronze bulldog.

He actually looks better as a girl.

Does that mean he's always been a girl? Should it even matter?

Not wrong for asking.

It's Logan.

Team meeting.

I'm sorry, guys. I gotta go.

Oh. Toilet paper needs staying out with his new friend. Of course he does.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? But I'm sure they just got a little carried away.

I'll see you at the game.

Lock the door behind you.

Can you believe that guy?

I know.

We should totally take revenge about putting my stuff in his locker. Guys.

Remember, you're calling the game live.

If you pull this off, you get your own show.

All right.

I got this.

Pepper Silverstein here. It's almost time for kickoff, Bulldog fans.

Let's check in with Chit Chatter for some pregame questions.

Bulldog underscore fanatic asks, how will the Bulldogs deal with Whitworth's

huge linebackers?

Hmm.

Expect the Bulldogs to go with a pass -heavy attack.

To counter Whitworth's excellent run defense.

On the other hand, Whitworth will probably try to pound the ball up. The

behind their number one ranked offensive line.

Wow. Impressive.

Keep up the good work.

Told you it would work.

Thanks, Sophie.

Our next question comes from Silverado underscore coach, who asks, what do

people think of Coach Russell's new visor?

What's wrong, TP?

Nervous about kicking your old team's butt?

Nah, man, it's not that.

Look, I saw the picture of what you guys did to the Bulldogs' locker room. You

mean what we did to the Bulldogs' locker room. That was your idea.

Yeah, but I said we should TP the place, not destroy it. I mean, come on, man.

Those are my friends.

Okay, okay. I can see what you're saying.

Tell you what.

You're my bro.

If it makes you feel any better, I'll apologize to your friends after the

Really? Yeah. But now, let's focus on winning.

Okay. Yeah, I'm on it.

TP's gonna wipe the field with him.

Wait, that didn't sound right.

TP's going to be on a roll.

Oh, man. Can I just get a new nickname?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, great. I got a few potentials. Sweet feet, danger zone, deadly as

Yeah, okay.

We'll work on it. Okay. All right. All right.

I slapped his butt.

He doesn't like that.

Ooh, psychological warfare.

That's good.

Yeah! Hey!

TP with the CD.

Choice new nickname is Deadly Catch.

No one tells me anything.

Sorry.

Three minutes and 42 seconds left in the half, and Whitworth is up by seven.

What? The Bulldogs are driving.

Okay, Bulldogs, time to be aggressive.

Be aggressive.

B -E -A -G -G -R -E -S -S -I -V -E.

Wait, don't say the cheers. Don't say the... Oh.

What's going on?

Nothing. Sorry. Sometimes the cheerleader in me takes over.

Go team!

Makes sense.

Yeah,

we got away with it.

Go...

The round group thingy where they're talking about what they're going to do

next. It's like a big group hug.

And now they're coming out.

Set.

Hut.

Oh, goody. They gave Bella the ball.

What are you talking about?

Oh, that's my boyfriend Sawyer running down the field.

Gains me tired of no time.

No. No.

Hey!

Try to run from me now.

You going to be okay?

Yeah, it's just my ankle.

I'll be fine.

Hey, man.

Let's put the cheap shot.

Wake up, Dixon.

All right, there's a reason why Whitworth is number one, because we win

matter what it takes.

Now, do you want to stand here whining about your friends, or do you want to be

one of us?

Make a choice, bro.

All right, do whatever it takes to take her out of this game.

Let's go.

confused. That player hit his own teammate.

Troy! Troy!

You benched.

Get over there.

Thanks, Troy.

You got it.

Troy's been kicked out of the game.

And the ref is picking up his yellow hanky.

If I was him, I would just leave it there because it's a terrible color. And

uses hankies now anyway?

They're such germ farms.

You're ruining my show.

Look, I'll admit, I don't know much about football.

But here's what I do know.

Troy just hit his own teammate, which is a curveball. And I know that's

baseball, but metaphor works.

See, I have a source on the team who shall remain nameless. And she told me

Troy let those Whitworth boys ruin our locker room. And the team was mad. I

mean, drama.

And now Troy has totally turned on the Whitworth boys.

Wait. The crowd seems to like this. Keep going.

Okay.

Back to more teen drama.

Sources say the bronze bulldog is actually a girl.

That was a tough loss against a very good team, but I'm proud of you. You

strong and you played fair, which can't be said for those Whitworth jerks. It

was really hard seeing you take those hits.

I know.

I won't be wearing heels anytime soon.

Yeah, I'm hurt too.

I mean, those benches have no back support.

Oh, man.

I wonder what'll happen to Troy.

Yeah, he totally ruined everything he had going at Whitworth to stand up for

I hope they don't cut him.

They can't cut me.

Because I quit.

Troy! I don't care. I'll say his name all I want.

Really? You quit?

Yep. Look, I'm sorry I ever tried to be like one of those guys.

That's what winners are like. I'd rather be a loser with you guys.

Wait. That didn't come out right.

Look, what I'm trying to say... We get it.

So, can I come back to the Bulldogs?

Absolutely.

Welcome back, Troy.

Thanks, guys.

Like I said, watching players come and go is part of being on a team. The key

not letting it get to you.

Got any ideas?

Wow me.

Yes, it's called Silverado Scoop.

An ice cream show.

I like it. Again, not an ice cream show.

It's an interview show with some gossip.

Can the guests be eating ice cream? Why watch that?

Oh, sure.

This might be the best show idea I've ever had.

But it was my idea. Pepper, this is how TV works. Just call it.