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That was my dorm hallway, and this is my
fancy door. Check out the exquisite
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craftsmanship. I bet even the knock
sounds expensive.
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Sounds like Beverly Hills.
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I can see why you came to Whitworth. Not
only will I help you get to the pros,
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but this place is pretty sweet.
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No way.
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There must be like $500 worth of
tropical fish in here.
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Oh, hey, that one's floating.
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Oh.
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No way, there must be like $465 worth of
tropical fish in there.
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Yeah, pretty fancy, right? And guess
what they eat?
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French truffles. What? No way. Are you
serious?
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No, no, I'm just kidding.
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I'm not sure what they eat.
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Well, that explains the floater.
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Whoa, nice TV.
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Yep, it's HD3DKYHOF. Whoa, whoa, what's
KYHOF? Keep your hands off, fool.
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Oh my gosh, this bed is awesome.
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That memory foam is to die for.
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Oh, no.
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I'm sinking in.
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I might get stuck in here forever.
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But I'm okay with that.
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That's my mom.
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Time for us to go, guys.
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I have to get back from my end -of -the
-summer girls' night with Sophie and
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Pepper.
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I'm gonna miss you, Troy.
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I'm gonna miss y 'all, too.
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I mean, I can't believe I don't know
anyone here.
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I'm gonna have to make all new friends.
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It's just weird, you know?
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You'll be all right, bro.
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So maybe we can come visit sometime?
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Yeah, I'd love that.
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Cool. All right, now get out of here
before I get all misty -eyed.
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Bye, Troy.
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Bye, guys. Take care, man. Yeah, you
too.
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Oh, I forgot to say goodbye.
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Oh, bring it in, little man.
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Excuse me.
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Goodbye. I'm going to miss you.
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You won't find me.
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We'll be right back.
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Did you do all that? Yeah, I did. It
took me five months. Five months?
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Yeah, football has really cut into my
crafting time.
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This is fun.
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In fact, I would say this girls' night
has been kind of perfect.
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It has.
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Thinking of perfect, there's the pizza.
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Finally, my body was starting to eat
itself alive.
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Maybe the perfect girls' night will
continue with the perfect super cute
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boy.
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He's Zach Barnes. Zach Barnes? He's
cute.
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I mean, Zach Barnes?
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Well,
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you cannot be serious. I haven't seen
that jerk since last year when he bailed
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on our homecoming date.
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Yeah, just because you beat his team.
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What a butt knuckle.
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Not to downplay how terrible it was, but
he is out there with our pizza, and I'm
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crazy hungry, so... Okay.
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You guys get the door. He doesn't know
you, and I don't want to see him, so...
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Hey, did you girls order a pizza?
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Yeah, did you order a door in the face?
What?
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I'm shutting off the porch light, so you
might want to watch out for the...
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cactus.
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Thanks for getting rid of him.
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My pleasure. And now, back to girls'
night.
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The pizza smells so good.
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I'm not eating anything associated with
Zach Barnes.
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Yeah.
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Me neither.
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Aww.
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And if you get hungry, the cafeteria has
free food delivery all day or night.
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Just pick up the room phone and dial.
Oh, what can I get?
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Anything. For example, seven corn dogs
at one in the morning.
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What? Who would ever order that?
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Did you enjoy them?
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So good.
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Those Whitworth tablets come preloaded
with all your textbooks and football
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playbooks. Ah, awesome.
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Hey, what's this app do?
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That's a fart machine.
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And I have an app that can do this.
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Ah, room remote.
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Impressive. Here, let me give it a try.
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You'll get the hang of it. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks for showing me the ropes, Rufus.
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Not easy being the new guy. It's cool. I
was the new guy last year, so I know
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it's, like, tough to make all new
friends.
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Don't forget your old friends.
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We're back, sucker.
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Hey, I knew you guys would be back. I
didn't know it'd be the same day.
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Hi, I'm Troy's friend, Newt. Hi, I'm
Troy's roommate.
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First name, Rufus.
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Last name.
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Oh, nice.
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I'm Troy's other friend.
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First name Sawyer, last name... Man, if
you're not using the app, stop.
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Hey, I'm going to meet some of the team
for dinner in the cafeteria.
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Do you guys want to come? No, we're
good. We'll order from the cafeteria
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delivery service.
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Thanks. Cool. Nice to meet you guys.
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Hi,
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yes, this is Mr. Dixon.
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I'll take three bacon cheeseburgers and
three root beers.
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Also, do you have any suggestions on
what to feed the fish?
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The flaky stuff?
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Shoot, I thought that was for the pizza.
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A lion! A tiger! A liger!
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A dirty, rotten cobra.
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That thing clearly has legs.
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I think she was talking about Zach.
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Again.
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Look at me. I'm a pizza guy now. Aren't
I special?
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Dork.
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Bella, if you don't let the... a Zach
Barnes thing go, it'll eat away at you
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forever. Like the hunger pains in my
stomach after you threw out our pizza.
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Yeah. Ever since Zach showed up, you've
been a mess.
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Sorry.
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I won't let him ruin tonight.
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Who wants to watch a movie?
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We have Not Boyfriend Material, and he's
the worst.
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Oh.
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Sorry. I rented these before I knew who
the pizza guy would be.
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Bella, if you want to get past Zach, you
need to get revenge on him. Make him
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feel as bad as he made you feel.
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Yeah, it would be fun to torture him,
but I really want an apology.
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I know what you should do. Order another
pizza, extra cheese.
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How does that solve our Zach problem?
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It doesn't. Who wants mushrooms?
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Wait, but it could.
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Ordering another pizza will get Zach
back here. And as soon as he sees me,
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feel guilty and give me the apology he
should have given me last year.
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I know you're talking, but all I hear is
pizza, pizza, pizza.
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Ah, this dress code is going to be a
breeze.
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As soon as I learn how to tie this tie.
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Sorry, Troy, I'd help, but I'm trying to
find you a good slumber number.
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I think I'm a three.
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No, no, no, you may think you're a
three, but you're actually a... Sorry,
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I fell asleep for a second.
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That is amazing.
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All right, look, it was great of you
guys to stop by, but I have a team
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to get ready for, so...
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Hey, hey, hey, man, take it easy. I
don't want the team to think I'm messy.
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Oh, no problem.
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I was just about to vacuum anyways.
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Oh, poor thing.
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At least he died doing what he loved.
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Look, when are your parents coming to
pick you guys up?
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I forget.
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Let me check.
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Ooh, nothing like hot sauce in an open
blister.
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I guess you guys are still here, huh?
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, I love them, but I gotta say, I'm
kind of looking forward to them leaving
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so I can settle in with the new team,
you know?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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My mom just talked a new stat and we can
stay the whole weekend!
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Yes! Yay!
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Would you look at that, Troy?
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Little guys drooling all over your
pillow.
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guys, let's go over the plan for when
Zach arrives.
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You're going to get the door. And we'll
give you guys some space, right?
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And as soon as he sees my you -know
-what -you -did face, he'll melt into a
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puddle of apologies.
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We may hug, we may not hug, and he might
even go as far as to ask me out. But
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I'll say no because I have far too much
self -respect. Yeah, you do, Mama.
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I am so excited for this pizza.
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Guy to apologize.
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She's here.
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Hey, Bella.
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It's good to see you.
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Zach. Uh, okay.
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Well, here's your pizza.
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And?
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And that'll be $15.
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Don't you have something to say?
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I thought I already said it.
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Unbelievable.
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do now.
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Eat. Get my revenge.
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Sweet. Cool.
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So, do you guys want any plates or...
Nope, throwing this away.
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Okay,
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Sophie. Revenge. Give me your worst.
Okay. The perfect revenge is something
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will never forget.
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Something that hits them where it hurts.
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I got it.
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We date on that phone. Please, the
biggest, heaviest order we can and make
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bring it to us.
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I'm talking like three extra large
pizzas, cheesy steak, garlic knots, a
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Italian, maybe some salad. Pepper, if
you're so hungry, eat something.
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Have a banana.
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That was promised. Pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza.
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Wait, okay.
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Pepper might be on to something.
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We're going to make this the worst night
of Zach's pizza delivering life.
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Pass me my phone, Soph.
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a replacement.
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Um, hi.
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So here's your new pizza. I'm sorry for
the mix -up.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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There's not enough mushrooms on here.
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Yeah, we ordered mushroom lovers, not
mushroom likers.
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What? Take it back, pizza boy.
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Why would you do that?
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They have a pit bull, and he loves
chasing delivery boys.
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You're right, Sophie.
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Revenge is fun.
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So good.
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Yes, that's one banana nut muffin, one
very large hot chocolate, and a dozen
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wings. Oh, wait.
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Troy, you want some hot wings?
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No.
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Your mouth fits. No, but your stomach
says, want more wings?
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Make that two dozen hot wings.
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And you know what, Kelly?
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Why don't you get something for
yourself? Just put it on my tab.
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You don't have a tab.
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You know what? You're right. Put it on
Troy's tab.
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Thanks, Troy.
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Guys, this bed is so good, I was
dreaming about sleeping.
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Wait, is this real?
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Am I here?
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Who cares?
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these guys.
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It happens.
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Your squad comes to visit and act like
they're on vacation.
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What am I supposed to do? I mean, I
can't just kick them out. You know,
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my boys.
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But maybe I can make it hard for them to
want to stay.
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No, no, no.
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Sorry, Newt.
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Didn't mean to disturb your sleep. Hope
it's not too loud for you.
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No way. I am feeling this track.
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Watch out. Newt's getting a turn.
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Oh, man.
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Ready?
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What?
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Hey,
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Troy, I think your TV's broken.
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Oh, so unfortunate.
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Well, I guess there's no reason to stay
anymore.
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Unless the food's here.
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This is now.
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Oh, what?
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Troy, this music is perfect because I'm
about to make out these hot wings.
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Thank you.
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Hello, Dan.
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That's not my pillow.
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Oh, Troy, I got your wings. Catch.
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Zach's not going to know what hit him
when that door opened.
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The wrath of a girl scorned.
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And the wrath of a girl starved.
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You two take the kneecaps.
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I'll take the rest.
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Unarmed.
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You're not Zach.
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00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,690
Nope, I'm Lavelle.
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00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:32,619
So, one large pepperoni, sausage, ham,
meatballs, Canadian bacon, chicken, and
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shrimp pizza.
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Sounds delicious.
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00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,660
That'll be $22 .73.
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Uh, but where's Zach?
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Zach's fired. That'll be $22 .73.
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00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,300
Fired? Why was he fired?
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He had a ton of customer complaints and
returned pizza tonight, and the manager
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had enough.
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Too bad. He was a good kid.
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Didn't deserve to go out like that.
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That'll be $22 .73.
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00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,770
Oh, my gosh, that's awful.
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00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,690
I just wanted to teach Zach a lesson,
not make him lose his job.
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00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:11,690
I mean, I'm all for revenge, but maybe
we went a little too far.
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00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,940
We should figure out a way to get Zach
his job back.
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Agreed? Agreed. That'll be $22 .73.
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Here's an extra five bucks for you if
you got some garlic knots in your car.
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No garlic knots.
283
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,650
But I got some old Parmesan packets in
my glove compartment.
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Okay,
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I think my plan is working.
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I better, because I need to get some
sleep.
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00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:48,399
No TV, no stereo, no food service? My
dorm has turned into a pretty lame
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spot, huh?
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00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:53,100
Dude, don't even worry about it. Yeah,
check it out. We gave the fish voices.
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You're gonna love it.
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00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,410
Pardon me, fish friend. Can you point
your way to the restroom?
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You're swimming in it, sir.
293
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,140
Now you try, Troy. It's fun.
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00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,380
Guy, it's time for you to go.
295
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,880
Which fish voice was that?
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00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,640
Oh, probably that snooty angelfish.
297
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:17,179
Yeah, he's always swimming around like
he's got a spear gun stuck up his you
298
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,230
-know -what.
299
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,170
It's very intimidating to the other fish
in the tank. It's not a fish, man.
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00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,310
It's me.
301
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,050
Can't you guys take a hint?
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00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,630
Let me move on with my new life.
303
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:32,349
Look, I powered down all the electronics
with my tablet, and I called Kelly in
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the cafeteria and told her to freeze my
account.
305
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,470
You called Kel Kel?
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00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,700
Does this mean you don't think you have
bed bugs? No!
307
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:46,830
But I do think you were taking certain
unforgivable liberties with my pillow.
308
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,730
If you want us to go, we'll go.
309
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:54,819
We were only here because this morning
you said it was lonely being the new guy
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in school.
311
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,499
Yeah, we thought we could help ease you
into the new school year by making it
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00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,550
feel more like home.
313
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,820
Sorry for getting on your nerves.
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00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,890
We'll leave.
315
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:08,990
Guys, wait.
316
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,650
I didn't know that that's what you were
trying to do.
317
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,899
I mean, even though you were getting on
my nerves, having you around has made me
318
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,880
feel less lonely.
319
00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:22,059
So, thank you.
320
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,870
And I'm sorry I yelled at you.
321
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:29,710
Um, I just want to apologize for any
actions I may have taken with your
322
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,600
You know what? We should call it a
night.
323
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,160
Dibs on the bed!
324
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,040
Yeah, you're right. You should probably
take it.
325
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:44,250
And I believe this belongs to you.
326
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:54,209
The plan is, we call the tallies,
apologize profusely, and beg them to
327
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,689
his job back. And if that fails, we get
him a job spinning a sign outside my
328
00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:58,740
dad's dental office.
329
00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,920
That sounds so lame.
330
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,270
Hey, he gets free floss.
331
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,050
Oh, that makes it better.
332
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:13,169
Zach, I heard what happened, and I am so
sorry. We were just about to call the
333
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:14,529
restaurant. Hey, look, don't bother.
334
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,269
Oh, no.
335
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,320
Is it that bad?
336
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,840
No, Bella, I didn't really get fired.
337
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,830
Gotcha.
338
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,930
Uh -huh.
339
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,800
I was actually worried about you.
340
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:31,079
Hey, look, I only did this because you
guys put me through the ringer tonight.
341
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,759
Yeah, well, you were a jerk to ball at
homecoming and never even apologized.
342
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,199
Look, I was acting like an idiot last
year, but I've apologized a hundred
343
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,250
since then.
344
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,860
Didn't you ever read my emails?
345
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,220
Well, no.
346
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:48,000
As soon as you stood me up, I blocked
your email address.
347
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,130
I may have also blocked your number.
348
00:19:50,131 --> 00:19:53,849
And I may have also written some nasty
things about you on the wall in the
349
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:54,900
girls' bathroom.
350
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:59,840
Okay, didn't you at least open the first
pizza I delivered tonight?
351
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,710
Sorry, I threw that away.
352
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:02,960
Like a monster.
353
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,350
Aren't you full yet? I like to eat. Sue
me.
354
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,760
I'm so, so sorry. Sorry.
355
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,900
Aw, that must have taken some work.
356
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,760
As far as apologies go, it's pretty
cheesy.
357
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,930
Continue talking.
358
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,320
I thought it was very funny.
359
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,039
Look, Bella, I knew this was your house,
and I've been leaving menus here all
360
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,350
summer on the chance that you'd call an
order, and you finally did.
361
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,890
And I spent the whole night terrorizing
you.
362
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:40,819
And I took it, because I was so wrong
for what I did at homecoming. Totally
363
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,870
wrong.
364
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,740
I wanted to make sure you knew how sorry
I was.
365
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,230
That's so sweet.
366
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:48,790
Can we be friends?
367
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,460
No, absolutely not.
368
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,530
What?
369
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,150
Gotcha.
370
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,080
Of course we can be friends.
371
00:20:58,081 --> 00:21:02,059
Awesome. Well, hey, I gotta go. My buddy
Lavelle took my deliveries, and I think
372
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:07,719
your neighbor's actually placed an order
this time, so... Just throw him the
373
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,340
pizza, Lavelle. It's not worth it.
374
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,450
Now we tripped.
375
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:13,260
Isaac.
376
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,160
OMG.
377
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,670
That was legit sweet. I know.
378
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,990
We should call animal control. I know.
379
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:32,610
Spaghetti? Oh, armpit. Jennifer
Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence's armpit.
380
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,530
Really? No.
381
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:38,570
Guys, it's a hurricane. Duh.
382
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:39,840
Thank you.
383
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,430
Come on, man.
384
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:47,040
Six for six. I am the king of game
nights.
385
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,560
Salute your king, peasants. Pay tribute
to your lord and master.
386
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,100
Show the choice some love.
387
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,680
I'm sure gonna miss that guy.
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00:21:55,730 --> 00:22:00,280
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