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That was my dorm hallway, and this is my fancy door. Check out the exquisite

craftsmanship. I bet even the knock sounds expensive.

Sounds like Beverly Hills.

I can see why you came to Whitworth. Not only will I help you get to the pros,

but this place is pretty sweet.

No way.

There must be like $500 worth of tropical fish in here.

Oh, hey, that one's floating.

Oh.

No way, there must be like $465 worth of tropical fish in there.

Yeah, pretty fancy, right? And guess what they eat?

French truffles. What? No way. Are you serious?

No, no, I'm just kidding.

I'm not sure what they eat.

Well, that explains the floater.

Whoa, nice TV.

Yep, it's HD3DKYHOF. Whoa, whoa, what's KYHOF? Keep your hands off, fool.

Oh my gosh, this bed is awesome.

That memory foam is to die for.

Oh, no.

I'm sinking in.

I might get stuck in here forever.

But I'm okay with that.

That's my mom.

Time for us to go, guys.

I have to get back from my end -of -the -summer girls' night with Sophie and

Pepper.

I'm gonna miss you, Troy.

I'm gonna miss y 'all, too.

I mean, I can't believe I don't know anyone here.

I'm gonna have to make all new friends.

It's just weird, you know?

You'll be all right, bro.

So maybe we can come visit sometime?

Yeah, I'd love that.

Cool. All right, now get out of here before I get all misty -eyed.

Bye, Troy.

Bye, guys. Take care, man. Yeah, you too.

Oh, I forgot to say goodbye.

Oh, bring it in, little man.

Excuse me.

Goodbye. I'm going to miss you.

You won't find me.

We'll be right back.

Did you do all that? Yeah, I did. It took me five months. Five months?

Yeah, football has really cut into my crafting time.

This is fun.

In fact, I would say this girls' night has been kind of perfect.

It has.

Thinking of perfect, there's the pizza.

Finally, my body was starting to eat itself alive.

Maybe the perfect girls' night will continue with the perfect super cute

boy.

He's Zach Barnes. Zach Barnes? He's cute.

I mean, Zach Barnes?

Well,

you cannot be serious. I haven't seen that jerk since last year when he bailed

on our homecoming date.

Yeah, just because you beat his team.

What a butt knuckle.

Not to downplay how terrible it was, but he is out there with our pizza, and I'm

crazy hungry, so... Okay.

You guys get the door. He doesn't know you, and I don't want to see him, so...

Hey, did you girls order a pizza?

Yeah, did you order a door in the face? What?

I'm shutting off the porch light, so you might want to watch out for the...

cactus.

Thanks for getting rid of him.

My pleasure. And now, back to girls' night.

The pizza smells so good.

I'm not eating anything associated with Zach Barnes.

Yeah.

Me neither.

Aww.

And if you get hungry, the cafeteria has free food delivery all day or night.

Just pick up the room phone and dial. Oh, what can I get?

Anything. For example, seven corn dogs at one in the morning.

What? Who would ever order that?

Did you enjoy them?

So good.

Those Whitworth tablets come preloaded with all your textbooks and football

playbooks. Ah, awesome.

Hey, what's this app do?

That's a fart machine.

And I have an app that can do this.

Ah, room remote.

Impressive. Here, let me give it a try.

You'll get the hang of it. Yeah, yeah.

Thanks for showing me the ropes, Rufus.

Not easy being the new guy. It's cool. I was the new guy last year, so I know

it's, like, tough to make all new friends.

Don't forget your old friends.

We're back, sucker.

Hey, I knew you guys would be back. I didn't know it'd be the same day.

Hi, I'm Troy's friend, Newt. Hi, I'm Troy's roommate.

First name, Rufus.

Last name.

Oh, nice.

I'm Troy's other friend.

First name Sawyer, last name... Man, if you're not using the app, stop.

Hey, I'm going to meet some of the team for dinner in the cafeteria.

Do you guys want to come? No, we're good. We'll order from the cafeteria

delivery service.

Thanks. Cool. Nice to meet you guys.

Hi,

yes, this is Mr. Dixon.

I'll take three bacon cheeseburgers and three root beers.

Also, do you have any suggestions on what to feed the fish?

The flaky stuff?

Shoot, I thought that was for the pizza.

A lion! A tiger! A liger!

A dirty, rotten cobra.

That thing clearly has legs.

I think she was talking about Zach.

Again.

Look at me. I'm a pizza guy now. Aren't I special?

Dork.

Bella, if you don't let the... a Zach Barnes thing go, it'll eat away at you

forever. Like the hunger pains in my stomach after you threw out our pizza.

Yeah. Ever since Zach showed up, you've been a mess.

Sorry.

I won't let him ruin tonight.

Who wants to watch a movie?

We have Not Boyfriend Material, and he's the worst.

Oh.

Sorry. I rented these before I knew who the pizza guy would be.

Bella, if you want to get past Zach, you need to get revenge on him. Make him

feel as bad as he made you feel.

Yeah, it would be fun to torture him, but I really want an apology.

I know what you should do. Order another pizza, extra cheese.

How does that solve our Zach problem?

It doesn't. Who wants mushrooms?

Wait, but it could.

Ordering another pizza will get Zach back here. And as soon as he sees me,

feel guilty and give me the apology he should have given me last year.

I know you're talking, but all I hear is pizza, pizza, pizza.

Ah, this dress code is going to be a breeze.

As soon as I learn how to tie this tie.

Sorry, Troy, I'd help, but I'm trying to find you a good slumber number.

I think I'm a three.

No, no, no, you may think you're a three, but you're actually a... Sorry,

I fell asleep for a second.

That is amazing.

All right, look, it was great of you guys to stop by, but I have a team

to get ready for, so...

Hey, hey, hey, man, take it easy. I don't want the team to think I'm messy.

Oh, no problem.

I was just about to vacuum anyways.

Oh, poor thing.

At least he died doing what he loved.

Look, when are your parents coming to pick you guys up?

I forget.

Let me check.

Ooh, nothing like hot sauce in an open blister.

I guess you guys are still here, huh?

Yeah, I know.

Look, I love them, but I gotta say, I'm kind of looking forward to them leaving

so I can settle in with the new team, you know?

Yeah, that'd be good.

My mom just talked a new stat and we can stay the whole weekend!

Yes! Yay!

Would you look at that, Troy?

Little guys drooling all over your pillow.

guys, let's go over the plan for when Zach arrives.

You're going to get the door. And we'll give you guys some space, right?

And as soon as he sees my you -know -what -you -did face, he'll melt into a

puddle of apologies.

We may hug, we may not hug, and he might even go as far as to ask me out. But

I'll say no because I have far too much self -respect. Yeah, you do, Mama.

I am so excited for this pizza.

Guy to apologize.

She's here.

Hey, Bella.

It's good to see you.

Zach. Uh, okay.

Well, here's your pizza.

And?

And that'll be $15.

Don't you have something to say?

I thought I already said it.

Unbelievable.

do now.

Eat. Get my revenge.

Sweet. Cool.

So, do you guys want any plates or... Nope, throwing this away.

Okay,

Sophie. Revenge. Give me your worst. Okay. The perfect revenge is something

will never forget.

Something that hits them where it hurts.

I got it.

We date on that phone. Please, the biggest, heaviest order we can and make

bring it to us.

I'm talking like three extra large pizzas, cheesy steak, garlic knots, a

Italian, maybe some salad. Pepper, if you're so hungry, eat something.

Have a banana.

That was promised. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

Wait, okay.

Pepper might be on to something.

We're going to make this the worst night of Zach's pizza delivering life.

Pass me my phone, Soph.

a replacement.

Um, hi.

So here's your new pizza. I'm sorry for the mix -up.

Wait, wait, wait.

There's not enough mushrooms on here.

Yeah, we ordered mushroom lovers, not mushroom likers.

What? Take it back, pizza boy.

Why would you do that?

They have a pit bull, and he loves chasing delivery boys.

You're right, Sophie.

Revenge is fun.

So good.

Yes, that's one banana nut muffin, one very large hot chocolate, and a dozen

wings. Oh, wait.

Troy, you want some hot wings?

No.

Your mouth fits. No, but your stomach says, want more wings?

Make that two dozen hot wings.

And you know what, Kelly?

Why don't you get something for yourself? Just put it on my tab.

You don't have a tab.

You know what? You're right. Put it on Troy's tab.

Thanks, Troy.

Guys, this bed is so good, I was dreaming about sleeping.

Wait, is this real?

Am I here?

Who cares?

these guys.

It happens.

Your squad comes to visit and act like they're on vacation.

What am I supposed to do? I mean, I can't just kick them out. You know,

my boys.

But maybe I can make it hard for them to want to stay.

No, no, no.

Sorry, Newt.

Didn't mean to disturb your sleep. Hope it's not too loud for you.

No way. I am feeling this track.

Watch out. Newt's getting a turn.

Oh, man.

Ready?

What?

Hey,

Troy, I think your TV's broken.

Oh, so unfortunate.

Well, I guess there's no reason to stay anymore.

Unless the food's here.

This is now.

Oh, what?

Okay.

Hello.

Troy, this music is perfect because I'm about to make out these hot wings.

Thank you.

Hello, Dan.

That's not my pillow.

Oh, Troy, I got your wings. Catch.

Zach's not going to know what hit him when that door opened.

The wrath of a girl scorned.

And the wrath of a girl starved.

You two take the kneecaps.

I'll take the rest.

Unarmed.

You're not Zach.

Nope, I'm Lavelle.

So, one large pepperoni, sausage, ham, meatballs, Canadian bacon, chicken, and

shrimp pizza.

Sounds delicious.

That'll be $22 .73.

Uh, but where's Zach?

Zach's fired. That'll be $22 .73.

Fired? Why was he fired?

He had a ton of customer complaints and returned pizza tonight, and the manager

had enough.

Too bad. He was a good kid.

Didn't deserve to go out like that.

That'll be $22 .73.

Oh, my gosh, that's awful.

I just wanted to teach Zach a lesson, not make him lose his job.

I mean, I'm all for revenge, but maybe we went a little too far.

We should figure out a way to get Zach his job back.

Agreed? Agreed. That'll be $22 .73.

Here's an extra five bucks for you if you got some garlic knots in your car.

No garlic knots.

But I got some old Parmesan packets in my glove compartment.

Okay,

I think my plan is working.

I better, because I need to get some sleep.

No TV, no stereo, no food service? My dorm has turned into a pretty lame

spot, huh?

Dude, don't even worry about it. Yeah, check it out. We gave the fish voices.

You're gonna love it.

Pardon me, fish friend. Can you point your way to the restroom?

You're swimming in it, sir.

Now you try, Troy. It's fun.

Guy, it's time for you to go.

Which fish voice was that?

Oh, probably that snooty angelfish.

Yeah, he's always swimming around like he's got a spear gun stuck up his you

-know -what.

It's very intimidating to the other fish in the tank. It's not a fish, man.

It's me.

Can't you guys take a hint?

Let me move on with my new life.

Look, I powered down all the electronics with my tablet, and I called Kelly in

the cafeteria and told her to freeze my account.

You called Kel Kel?

Does this mean you don't think you have bed bugs? No!

But I do think you were taking certain unforgivable liberties with my pillow.

If you want us to go, we'll go.

We were only here because this morning you said it was lonely being the new guy

in school.

Yeah, we thought we could help ease you into the new school year by making it

feel more like home.

Sorry for getting on your nerves.

We'll leave.

Guys, wait.

I didn't know that that's what you were trying to do.

I mean, even though you were getting on my nerves, having you around has made me

feel less lonely.

So, thank you.

And I'm sorry I yelled at you.

Um, I just want to apologize for any actions I may have taken with your

You know what? We should call it a night.

Dibs on the bed!

Yeah, you're right. You should probably take it.

And I believe this belongs to you.

The plan is, we call the tallies, apologize profusely, and beg them to

his job back. And if that fails, we get him a job spinning a sign outside my

dad's dental office.

That sounds so lame.

Hey, he gets free floss.

Oh, that makes it better.

Zach, I heard what happened, and I am so sorry. We were just about to call the

restaurant. Hey, look, don't bother.

Oh, no.

Is it that bad?

No, Bella, I didn't really get fired.

Gotcha.

Uh -huh.

I was actually worried about you.

Hey, look, I only did this because you guys put me through the ringer tonight.

Yeah, well, you were a jerk to ball at homecoming and never even apologized.

Look, I was acting like an idiot last year, but I've apologized a hundred

since then.

Didn't you ever read my emails?

Well, no.

As soon as you stood me up, I blocked your email address.

I may have also blocked your number.

And I may have also written some nasty things about you on the wall in the

girls' bathroom.

Okay, didn't you at least open the first pizza I delivered tonight?

Sorry, I threw that away.

Like a monster.

Aren't you full yet? I like to eat. Sue me.

I'm so, so sorry. Sorry.

Aw, that must have taken some work.

As far as apologies go, it's pretty cheesy.

Continue talking.

I thought it was very funny.

Look, Bella, I knew this was your house, and I've been leaving menus here all

summer on the chance that you'd call an order, and you finally did.

And I spent the whole night terrorizing you.

And I took it, because I was so wrong for what I did at homecoming. Totally

wrong.

I wanted to make sure you knew how sorry I was.

That's so sweet.

Can we be friends?

No, absolutely not.

What?

Gotcha.

Of course we can be friends.

Awesome. Well, hey, I gotta go. My buddy Lavelle took my deliveries, and I think

your neighbor's actually placed an order this time, so... Just throw him the

pizza, Lavelle. It's not worth it.

Now we tripped.

Isaac.

OMG.

That was legit sweet. I know.

We should call animal control. I know.

Spaghetti? Oh, armpit. Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence's armpit.

Really? No.

Guys, it's a hurricane. Duh.

Thank you.

Come on, man.

Six for six. I am the king of game nights.

Salute your king, peasants. Pay tribute to your lord and master.

Show the choice some love.

I'm sure gonna miss that guy.

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