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coach check it out because this ain't just a bbq it's a qbbq

see quarterback barbecue get it yeah i get it

kind of wish i could unget it i'm so excited to see my friends after i've

away all summer it feels like it's been forever it doesn't it's only been two

months

He spent most of it in summer school with Sawyer, but it wasn't that bad

he... Troy!

Hey, QB.

Oh, I missed the old Bella hugs and the bruised ribs that come with them.

How was your grandparent's house? It was great.

Grams loves her Troy, Troy.

Anyway, look, there's something I need to talk to you about. Pepper and Sawyer!

Stuck in here. He'll protect your ribs.

Oh, Boyer's in the house.

I cannot wait to hear all about your summer.

Okay, first we have to...

Selfie, don't move. I'll get my phone.

Well, we may have been apart this summer, but it's good to see nothing's

changed. What happened to you?

Hey, guys.

And before you say anything, on my family's annual sailing trip, I, uh, got

little color.

I didn't know crispy was a color.

Yeah, so go easy on me. My sunburn's still pretty tender. The slightest touch

hurts like you wouldn't believe. No!

She got it going, going. She got it going on.

learn so much like if your movie's not working you can fix it by adding an

explosion or a fart sound or even better an exploding fart sound film camp

sounds a lot like my house how's football camp oh it was cool i learned

skills met some new friends and what was that other thing oh yeah i'm going to

meet

a two -time MVP and Super Bowl winning quarterback.

And even more amazing, people underestimated him and said that he

play quarterback for the NFL.

Kind of like how people underestimated me and said I would never play

quarterback. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. So how did this happen?

I won the QP award at camp and the prize was two tickets to meet him during his

show at the NFL Network.

Ooh, he's on TV.

Now that I get it.

My mom is going to drop me off while she goes to the outlets.

My only problem is, who do I give the other ticket to?

I think... you have some options.

I'll make you kiss Lorraine. I'll trade you my kidney. I'll trade you Ricky's

kidney.

Okay, okay, okay.

Y 'all can just relax and enjoy the party.

I've already decided who I'm giving the ticket to.

You have no idea who you're giving the ticket to. Not a

clue. Well, perhaps you should choose the person who's dedicated the most time

and energy to the team.

That could work.

I'll hold a team practice.

Whoever showed the most dedication by staying in the best shape over summer

the ticket.

Uh -huh, uh -huh. You could do that.

Or you could give it to someone that you admire.

Say, an older mentor figure? No, I'm good. Thank you, though.

Check out what I got.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Little Smokies Challenge!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Um, what is happening right now? And more importantly, why?

In summer school, Sawyer kept himself entertained by doing the grossest dares

possible. At first, I just enjoyed watching him suffer.

But then when he dared me, I could not back down.

Oh, can you believe he just said that?

Oh, it's on.

Well,

I guess those two found a new thing.

That's interesting.

And gross.

in the state.

But I'm sure you've all been staying in shape and eating healthy.

Trans fats, bro.

I did not see that coming.

But it turns out only one of you put in any work this summer.

So, congratulations, Troy.

Thanks, Bella.

But look, there's something you should know about Whitworth. You don't have to

tell me about Whitworth.

That's going to be one of our toughest games of the year.

Y 'all look terrible.

Except for this guy.

Thanks. I knew I could count on you.

Yeah.

Is everything cool?

Yeah, I'm cool.

Thanks, Bella. Okay, see you tomorrow.

One,

two, three, jump!

Ew.

Ever since Sophie and Sawyer started a dare thing, I barely see her anymore.

I miss my friend.

Me too.

Today, Sawyer and I were supposed to go bike riding, and without a second

person, a tandem bike is just a two -wheeled cage of death.

How are we going to hang out with them? All they want to do is outgross each

other.

Hey, where are you guys going?

We're going outside to see how many jumping jacks it takes to yak up what we

just downed.

They call them jumping yaks.

My records won.

I'd never make it to the parking lot.

Why don't Newt and I join you for the next dare?

Huh? Uh, I don't know. Our next dare is not for the faint of heart.

Or stomach.

Or nose.

We can handle it.

Right, Newt? Huh? See, we're in.

Great. See you guys later.

Um, Pepper, quick question.

Huh?

You're right.

We don't have to do it. You can always just ride that tandem bike with your

stepmom, Brenda.

Fine.

I'm in.

She pedals too fast for me anyway.

You need the exercise, Newt. Not everyone lives at Cardio Bar, Brenda.

We've got three and a half hours to Dallas. I've got a 64 -ounce coffee, a

carpool pass, and a lead foot. Let's hit it.

I'm so glad you're here, Troy. I can't think of anyone I'd rather be doing this

with. I mean, Nick Jonas, but that just... It goes without saying. Yeah, I

it.

Seriously, though, you're the most dedicated Bulldog I know.

We're going to crush it this season.

Yeah, about this season. And that's why I made you this.

It has all the new plays I want to try in our first game against Whitworth. I

thought we could go over it together.

Bella, look, I can't read this. Don't worry. It's mostly pictures and symbols.

No, it's not that. Look, I can't read those plays because it would be

Troy, what are you talking about?

Okay, look, I've been trying to tell you this. Remember how Whitworth tried to

recruit me last season?

Yeah. Well, while I was at my grandparents, they offered me a spot

This time they guaranteed I'd be a starter.

So I accepted.

I'm going to Whitworth.

So you're leaving the Bulldogs?

You could put it like that.

So on a positive note, we only have three hours and 24 minutes to go.

Yay!

Woo!

You know what?

Billy Bob's Blanket Barn better have a straight jacket because I am crazy for a

buy one get one sale.

Kids, are you loco for BOGO too?

Okay, then. Good talk.

Bella, look, I didn't understand if you're upset about this.

Why would I be upset about a BOGO sale? You buy one blanket and get one free.

You know I'm talking about Whitworth.

Troy, you don't have to explain.

Whitworth has great teachers, and their football program produces tons of NFL

players. Total no -brainer.

Well, as long as you're okay with it.

Oh, yeah.

Super okay with it.

What's so funny? Oh, nothing.

Okay, okay.

It's just kind of hilarious that I gave you the extra ticket because I thought

you were the most dedicated player.

But it turns out you're the most dedicated player for another team.

Okay, isn't that hilarious?

Kind of scared to answer right now, honey.

Okay, Bella, it is obvious you are not okay.

If we could just talk about this, I think... Wish I could, but this is my

favorite jam, and I always sing along!

Boy, you mean, are mean to me.

Cause something I love this time, here's something I love.

locker room challenge.

First up is bobbing for apples.

That doesn't sound so bad.

In the bin of eternally moist towels.

Why are they eternally moist?

No one knows.

For this dare, you have to climb into the bin and find an apple with your

What a creative twist.

So fun.

No peeking while we shake the apple to its moisty depths.

I can't do this.

I don't like being moist.

I don't even like saying the word moist.

Makes me want to... I knew it.

If we want to hang with our friends, we have to handle these dares.

You can do this.

It gets moist as you go down.

Newt. Newt!

You don't think he...

No one can drink more mouth guard tea than me.

We'll see about that.

These are as well as corn -eating teeth.

They're more corn than teeth.

Fancy a cuppa?

Friendship.

Now, in just a moment, Kurt Warner will stop by on his way to film his TV show.

You guys are about to meet a football legend.

Be right back.

Cool jersey.

Oh, thanks.

I played for Silverado West, and so did he until he decided to abandon his

friends and all that we worked so hard to accomplish.

Well, sounds like someone's ready to talk about Whitworth.

You're going to Whitworth Academy?

That's the best football school in Texas. Okay, mind your business.

I'm sorry this is such a surprise, Bella.

I wanted to find a better way to tell you. I tried at the barbecue and again

practice, but the timing never worked out.

Ow! Did you just pinch me?

Sorry. I was going to warn you, but the timing never worked out.

Uh, kids?

Is there a problem here?

Yeah, this guy. He was just saying he thinks Kurt Warner is way overrated.

Do you want to stay? I suggest you refrain from trashing my hero.

Bella, look.

Why are you so upset?

You supported me last year when the Whitworth guy tried to recruit me. I

supported you leaving because I didn't think you would leave. That doesn't make

any sense.

Kids, mind your business.

You don't make any sense. This goes all the way back to when you first joined

the team.

What are you even saying?

I said mind your business.

I pinned Kurt Warner.

Thank you for that.

See what you did?

Hand sanitizer?

No, thanks.

It doesn't work on memory.

Well, at least we're hanging out with our friends again.

Yep, and we're both miserable.

I haven't puked this much since Brenda asked me to write her wedding vows.

Yeah, I could be downtown at an awesome film festival right now.

Are you talking about the Romanian Romantic Comedy Convention?

Rom -Rom Com -Con?

You like Rom -Rom Com -Con? I love Rom -Rom Com -Con.

When Henrik met Serena, that got me through some dark times.

You know,

maybe we're overreacting.

We're always going to be friends with Sophie and Sawyer, but we don't have to

everything they do. Prepare for the moldy leftover challenge. We don't have

do what you do.

Newt and I are going to check out the Rom -Rom Com -Con.

Okay.

Want to go to the mall tomorrow?

Totally. Hey, throw your tandem bike later. I told you we will never tandem

bike.

Okay, well, think about it.

Rom -rom -com -com?

Talk about gross.

You've got to smell this.

should be exchanging click pics with Kurt Warner right now. You only have

yourself to blame.

Myself has you to blame.

You're the one who pinched him. I thought I was pinching the headset guy.

Why are you pinching anybody?

Well, you're still wrong.

And I bet Kurt Warner agrees with me.

Hi, Mr. Warner.

Sorry for the whole pinching thing earlier. My friend and I got a little

excited, but I promise we've totally calmed down. Oh, man.

It's Kurt Warner.

I never thought I'd get another chance to meet you.

Bella, it's Kurt. Kurt, it's you.

Kurt Warner, MVP, NFL man. Give me a hug.

And after what happened earlier, how about you take a handshake? Hugs it is.

You know, kids, I'm all about meeting the fans, but I don't think you're

supposed to be on stage. Okay, we'll be quick.

You're going to have to be because my show starts in exactly... Two minutes

12 seconds. Then stop interrupting me.

Okay, Troy and I play for the same team.

Ooh, girl football player.

Nice. Kurt, time.

Anyway, Troy wants to leave for another school.

Not just any school.

The best football school in the state.

So that's our question. Should Troy do the honorable thing and stay or

heartlessly abandon his team?

Well, and I'm not just saying this because I'm on the air in 72 seconds,

Troy, I really think you ought to stay with your team.

Shabuya.

You don't think I want to stay?

It's killing me to leave my team.

My friends, my school, it's like leaving my home.

But this is my dream.

And Whitworth can get me to the NFL.

Isn't that worth leaving for?

You know what, Troy? I really can relate.

But when it comes to football, it's all about putting your teammates first.

Yeah.

I guess maybe you're right.

No, he's not.

What?

Yeah, what?

If football is really about putting your teammates first, you should be telling

me to put Troy first.

Can't you see how much this means to him? It's his dream.

But I'm agreeing with you.

Well, you were wrong.

Troy, you have to go to Whitworth.

I'm sorry. I was being selfish.

And Kurt Warner really should have noticed that.

Is there anything else I can do for you in the next 15 seconds?

Yeah, uh, can I be on TV?

I'm not sure.

Let's ask security.

So, does this mean you're okay with me leaving?

No.

But I will be.

I just realized I'm not this upset over losing a teammate.

I'm upset because I feel like I'm losing one of my best friends.

I wish you didn't have to leave.

I'm going to miss you.

Yeah, I'm going to miss you too.

Oh, come on. Give me another rib breaker.

Oh!

That was just an expression.

Hey, pal, look.

Thanks for coming with me to tell the guys.

I don't think you know what you're walking into, Troy.

You thought I was upset?

The guys are going to be totally devastated.

That's awesome, bro.

Sweet. Amazing.

Huh?

Now you're guaranteed to go to the NFL.

You're the first of us to touch tomorrow.

Wait, so none of you guys are upset?

Who would be upset about Troy living his dream?

Yeah, Bella, only a selfish butt knuckle would do that.

I did that.

But not to say what.

What?

You guys should run.

She's a pincher.