All language subtitles for Bella and the Bulldogs s01e19 Third Degree Da-Burn

Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted stuffed
animals, welcome to the annual Bulldogs

team banquet and roast.

I don't know if I'm comfortable doing
this.

Bella, look, I know you don't like
making fun of people, all right? But the

looks forward to this roast every year.
And as QB, your job is to insult the

team, and your jokes need to be on
point.

Trust me, I did it last year, and I
killed.

Okay, I got this.

All right, now remember, don't hold
back.

Okay.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bulldogs boo.

Bulldogs boo who?

Why are you crying, Bulldogs? Can't you
handle my rocket -fast passes?

Shabuya.

Oh,

what's that, sugar cube? If you had
legs, you'd leave the room?

I feel ya.

Bella, look, it needs to be meaner and
more personal.

Really? I don't want anyone to take it
the wrong way. They won't. That's the

whole point of a roast.

It's your chance to say anything and
everything you've been thinking about

team. There have to be some things
you've thought, but haven't said out

Well, there may be a few things.

I started a journal when I joined the
team.

That's just since you joined the team?

That's just since last month.

Oh, I have to see that. No, I don't
think you want to. It's pretty Troy

All right, but I'm an expert at this.
Just want to make sure you look good by

making us look bad.

I can handle this.

Oh, yeah, I can handle this.

No.

When I joined the football team, I was
worried that I wasn't man enough.

Then I walked in on you guys dancing to
the girliest pop song ever, and I

realized... I may not be woman enough.

That's what I'm talking about.

She got you guys.

What are you laughing at, coach?

It was your CD.

Newt, good news, buddy. I talked to
Sophie and she's finally willing to go

with you. Here are a few dates she has
open.

The 12th of never.

The day you wake up as Harry Styles.

Oh, and when pigs fly.

Claire has a pig and I have a zip line,
so brunch.

And where's the Troy? Is he listening or
just staring into a shiny spoon to see

how good he looks?

What? Oh, you got me.

Seriously, have you been to this arcade
with this guy? He tells you where to

sit, what to order, and what compliments
to give him. No, it's true. It's true.

Last week, he told me to order a large
pepperoni pizza and compliment his

chewing skills.

We got you, bruh.

Seriously? I don't even know you, bruh.
Back up.

All right, guys. Very funny. Let's leave
the jokes to Bella.

Who's next? No! Do more Troy jokes.

Wait,

okay. Serious question. Does anyone
smell something funky?

Oh, wait.

It's Sawyer's gym lock.

I hope that necklace doubles as a flea
collar.

Okay, boys, that's all the time I've
got. QB out.

How great was that?

Yeah, it was, um, mean.

But in a good way.

Funny, I guess.

I'll see you later.

Party punching?

Oh, heck no.

Hey, Sophie, I love your shirt. Who's
this guy?

Oh, this is Tanner. He's in my after
-school karate class.

What's up, brah?

Are we bras?

Anyway, I have to go. See you at 4 o
'clock, Tanner.

Oh, so, brah, I was working at Steakie's
during the rose.

around Sophie so much, I figured you
guys were going out, but then I heard

say that you've been turned down more
times than a bed at the Silverado Inn.

That joke was well -constructed.

But what's your point?

I just wanted to check.

Sophie's definitely not your girlfriend,
right?

Well, at the moment, no, but I'm on my
way to pick up a pig who's not afraid of

heights, so... Okay, good to know you're
not together, because I'm gonna ask her

out at karate class.

Later, brah.

Oh, that is not happening, brah. What
was that?

Uh, I, uh, I said, you are so happening,
brah.

Right back at you.

Oh,

hey, Bella.

Look, I was up all night thinking about
your roast.

Great, don't tell me you have a problem
with it, too. No, you were the roaster.

You were just doing your job.

But... The other guys took it too far.

I thought you said the roast was
supposed to be all in good fun.

Yeah, well, that was before they so
rudely accused me of being bossy. I am

bossy. They just need me to tell them
what to do.

All the time.

Well, you know what?

Let's see how they do on their own.

Hey, Pepper.

Did I say something wrong?

Was it that flea collar line?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to roast you,
too.

It wasn't that.

It was some of the stuff he said about
Sawyer. I mean... Why'd you have to

exaggerate so much?

Exaggerate? His locker really is kind of
disgusting.

Are you sure?

That doesn't sound like Sawyer. I'm
telling you, if you saw it, you would

understand.

Actually, let me show you. Oh, come on.
My pizza!

Don't worry, I'm sure there's some in
his locker.

Goal!

Now I'm bored.

Troy, what should we do? Well, I was
thinking, and maybe you guys are right.

Maybe I am too bossy.

So perhaps we should let someone else
make a choice. Ricky, Luis, how about

Paint a plate!

Paint a plate? Please. My grandma goes
there with all her old lady friends and

all their old lady smells.

Now, now, now, guys. I'm sure everyone
will love it.

Okay.

Or hate it.

I didn't notice more than just... I
would have actually gone to my grandma's

birthday parties. Come on, it wasn't
that good.

Are you kidding?

It was the best.

My only limit was my imagination.

See? Even quiet Chris Black did.

So, what's your due tomorrow, team
leaders?

Uh, you sure you don't want me to pick?

Make a mo -

It's Mr. Kramer. And why are you dressed
like a ninja?

I just signed up for the class today and
all I had to wear was my old Halloween

costume. Mr. Kramer.

Okay, please stop bowing.

You'll pair with Chloe.

Hi,

I'm nude.

Why didn't you counter me?

I'm a pacifist.

So listen, Soph, I've been meaning to
ask you something. Hi -ya!

That's karate for what's up, dogs.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you know, I've always been a patron
of the martial arts.

Newt, I'm with Tanner. I'm not going to
partner up with you.

Oh, no, no, no. I don't want to be your
partner.

I'm working out with Chloe over there.

She may be the toughest girl I know.

She's the toughest?

I don't think so.

Rah, I was just about to ask her out.
That's why I came here, to warn you

all her brothers.

They're crazy protective, and also crazy
crazy.

Wow, I didn't know that.

Yeah, and Ricky and Louise are the most
protective.

Last week at the zoo, a monkey blew
Sophie a kiss, and they tried to punch

They're monkey punchers?

Maybe I shouldn't ask Sophie out.

Agreed.

Until I get her brother's blessing.

What? Yeah.

I'll just talk to them tomorrow before
the football practice. But... Hey,

partner.

Time's up.

Wait. I learned how to counter.

Hi -ya!

Now show me that locker.

Okay, but don't stare at it too long or
you'll turn to stone. Oh, please.

It can't be that bad.

Even worse than you said in the roast.

It's like someone took a box of... and
stood it upright.

I know. I'm sorry you had to see that.

No, I'm sorry I got angry.

You were right.

So we're good?

We're good.

You definitely showed me a side of
Sawyer I've never seen.

Wow. I mean, wow.

I don't understand what the big deal is.

After Bella showed me your locker
yesterday, I had a nightmare.

I was trapped inside of it, and I had to
fight off a pack of dirty socks with a

hoagie. What kind of hoagie?

Sawyer, I'm being serious.

I'm a really neat person, and, well,
you're not.

I used to think our differences made us
click, but now I'm not so sure.

I hate to say this, but maybe we should
take a break.

A break?

Yeah. I'm really sorry.

Bella! You showed Pepper my locker?

Why would you do that?

Oh, well, she was upset about the roast,
and I just wanted to show her I wasn't

exaggerating. I kind of went easy on
you.

Well, thanks a lot. Now she wants to
take a break from me and my girlfriend.

Wait, really?

Yeah, and it's all your fault.

There she is.

Great job with that roast, Dawson.

Got any more of those Troy jokes?

I'll come back.

with Sawyer? His locker's so messy.

He's like one of those old ladies who
has a house full of old newspapers, old

plastic bags, and old cats.

So what if he doesn't keep his locker
clean?

He's still a great guy, and his locker
cat ran away a long time ago.

Bella, these things get worse, not
better.

If he's like this now, what's he gonna
be like when we're older?

What if we share an apartment?

It'll be filled with wet towels and road
signs, and I'll never be able to

have... because he'll track mud
everywhere and I won't be able to

because it will smell so bad.

But don't you still like him? Oh, yeah,
he's the best.

But I can't date a slob.

Okay.

Well, then what if we fix the locker?

He'll see how nice it is to be clean and
organized and he might start acting

that way himself.

Problem solved.

You like organizing things, right?

I love organizing things.

This is going to be fun.

Hey,

coach, you got a minute?

Oh, please do not tell me that's from
Make -A -Mug.

The guys told me about it.

And I went with a very special lady.

Does that mug say number one song?

What do you want, Dixon?

Well, you know how as team leader I
sometimes pump up the guys. with an

inspirational speech before the game.
Now, this might sound like a crazy idea,

but I was thinking maybe we should let
someone else lead.

Like, um... Oh, my man, Chris.

You mean Quiet Chris? Yeah.

Hey, Chris, come here.

You can hype up the team, right?

There it is.

Yeah, I don't know, Troy.

Like I said, crazy idea.

Because obviously I'm the best leader,
and the guys were so wrong about me

bossy. But, you know, we have been
trying to get QC out of his shell.

Hmm. You know what?

Let's give him a chance.

Wait, what?

Are you sure? Because, I mean, I'd be
cool with, you know, absolutely not,

Dixon, or no one else could do that but
you, Dixon, or even a get out of my

office, Dixon.

No, no, no. We're going to go with quiet
Chris.

Now get out of my office, Dixon.

Tanner's coming. Now remember, you're
tough and crazy and don't want anyone

dating your sister.

Also, I'm giving you this paint -a
-plate gift card.

You just buy yourself two local
brothers.

That's great.

Ricky, weren't you doing anything?

My crazy's on the inside.

Hey, brah. So, Ricky and Louise found
out that you were gonna ask Sophie out

they kinda lost it.

I've been trying to calm them down so
they don't go off on you. They're

mad? They're furious.

Look at them.

I'll try to hold them off.

All right, guys, come at me and make it
look good.

Go! Save yourself!

Leave our sister alone, or you'll be
next.

Don't worry.

I won't go anywhere near her.

Seriously, guys? I thought you were
going to toss me around a little, not

me a wedgie.

It just felt right in the moment.

Sawyer, you're going to love this.

Pepper, what are you doing here?

I'm really sorry.

So, to make it up to you, Bella helped
me with the surprise.

What did you do?

Now you can find all your stuff when you
need it.

Where's my lucky rabbit's foot?

My lucky sock?

My lucky sandwich?

Don't worry. The rabbit's foot is in the
trinket trunk. The lucky sock has been

laundered and paired with its mate. And
the lucky sandwich, was that the thing

with the fuzz?

It's all part of the new organizational
system your girlfriend set up for you.

But I had a system.

But Sawyer, I spent five hours doing
this. I thought you would like it.

I thought you liked me for who I am. But
apparently, I'm just too messy.

Maybe you are.

You know what?

Instead of being on a break, I think we
should just break up. I think so, too.

Well,

that was unexpected.

What is going on?

Your roast.

It ruined everybody's lives, Bella.

But you told me not to hold back.

Well, you shouldn't have listened to me.

I'm not a leader.

Shoot, I'm just some dude following
other dudes to pottery stores.

Now, if you'll excuse me, they're
expecting me at Glazer Glass.

Good,

everybody shake it out. Let's partner
up.

Where's Tanner?

I don't know. Must not be tough enough
to handle karate anymore.

It's too bad. I like that guy.

Oh, really?

I had no idea.

Yeah. He was the best sparring partner
in the whole place.

That's why you liked him? I thought you
liked him liked him.

Are you kidding me? I could never go out
with a guy like that. He kept calling

me brah. Who does that?

Oh, so I didn't have to... Nothing.

Newt, what did you do?

I thought you and Tanner liked each
other, so I convinced Ricky and Luis to

scare him away forever.

Isn't that funny?

Okay, gotta go.

Newt, you didn't have to do that.

I know.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I forgive you.

You do?

Yeah. In fact, this opens things up for
us to spend more time together.

Really?

You get rid of my spying partner, you
become my spying partner.

Still worth it.

Okay.

What are you guys doing here?

I don't know.

We got a text from Bella. She said if we
meet her here, she buys a free steak

dinner.

Thank you all for coming.

I did the roast last week, and what was
supposed to be all in good fun set off a

chain reaction that messed everybody up.

Where's our free steak dinner?

Okay, first of all, I never said steak
dinner. I said dinner at Steakies. You

can order an appetizer from the left
side of the menu.

Boo!

I'm on a budget here, people.

Guys, listen.

I know I'm not supposed to feel bad
about roasting you, but I do.

Because all it did was lead to trouble.

So we're going to do the opposite. This
is the anti -roast. I'm going to spend

the next hour or so complimenting you
all. And you're going to love it.

I'll start.

Bella's so cheap, she won't let us order
from the right side of the menu.

Coach, this is an anti -roast. You're
supposed to be nice.

I know.

Okay, I'll start. with Troy.

He's a natural leader.

What? No, I'm not.

If I've learned anything this week, it's
that you guys are better off without

me. Troy, that's crazy talk.

You like it better when Ricky and Louise
choose what we do after school.

And Coach thinks Quiet Chris, who hasn't
said a word all season, should make the

team speeches.

But we only made that choice because you
told us to pick. Yeah, you're our

leader. And I thought you were going to
let Quiet Chris address the team to help

him get out of his shell.

And it worked.

You guys, I have so much to tell you.

I have the craziest thing. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Quiet, Chris.

See, Troy?

Your suggestion worked.

You're being a good leader.

Oh.

Yeah, that's what I was doing.

Taught you guys a lesson.

Because that's what a great leader does.

Bella, proceed with your compliments.

Okay, that's enough about you, Troy. Oh,
come on. Don't stroke me on the sugar.

Next up, Sawyer.

At the last roast, I focus on Sawyer
being messy.

I talked about how he could never throw
anything out and just shoved it on his

locker.

But I found out that it wasn't just
junk.

Those movie tickets and restaurant
receipts were actually mementos of every

you guys hung out.

Is that true?

Yeah. That lucky sandwich was left over
from our first date.

I never wanted to throw it out. I also
wanted to finish eating it.

Why didn't you say that?

Because I thought you didn't like me for
who I am. I mean, I know I'm sloppy,

but I can work on that.

And I don't have to have white carpeting
in our first apartment.

Wait, first apartment?

Oh, never mind.

I think we should get back together.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Come on, let's go order you a new Lucky
Sandwich.

I'm glad to see the anti -roast worked.
To be honest with you, I was completely

out of ideas.

Oh, um, before we finish, I just want to
say that you guys are the best

teammates a girl could have.

Okay, who ordered the steak?

Sausage and biscuits.

Just get the board, kid. Mom's getting
tired.

you don't focus on the pain