All language subtitles for Bella and the Bulldogs s01e18 Kicking and Scheming

Ace McFumble's here with sport.

The Silverado Boys soccer team has made
the playoffs for the fourth straight

season. Wait, we have a soccer team?

And now for some real news.

The playoff -bound Bulldogs football
team have lost their kicker, Kenny Ping.

Ping was selected to play on a youth
orchestra that's leaving on a world

which leads me to my new segment,
Bonehead of the Week.

This is Ace McFumble.

Didn't know? Now you do. You're welcome.

This is a disaster.

We can't play without a kicker. I know.
It's one of the most important positions

on the team.

Who's going to kick field goals or extra
points? Or a kickoff.

I just realized a kicker does a lot more
for this team than I do.

We could give a chance to a lovable
underdog.

A little guy no one expects anything
from, but if given the opportunity,

inspire us all.

That's it.

We can teach my family mule to kick. He
only has three legs.

No one would expect anything from him.

But, man, that'll be an inspiring story.

That's not what I... Never mind.

All right, we need a kicker and fast.

Time to find out which one of you has
the best leg on the team.

Oh! Oh!

Troy, don't kick.

Look at Newt. He seems like he knows
what he's doing.

Yeah, well, kickers are usually the
smallest, weakest, least athletic guys

the team.

Maybe this is his moment.

I've got this, coach.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Sawyer! Yeah, yeah.

Get the mule.

And the nurse.

Okay.

You won't find me in the bleachers.
Yeah, that girl is one of us. I'm made

spice and sugar.

I'm pretty tough.

You're not a little glitter.

Three yards in a cloud of dust.

And you get, you get.

A game changer, playmaker. Take the
ball. She'll see you later. I'm on a

like, team like, living like one of the
boys. She got it going, going.

She got it going on.

I'm gonna play like Friday night,
kicking like one of the boys. She got it

going, going.

She got it going on.

play without a kicker, we won't be able
to get past the kickoff.

Curse you, Kenny Ping!

Coach, just give Bella a shot. She's
good at stealing people's jobs.

What? It's a compliment.

Well, in cheerleading, I was a natural
at high kicking.

Kind of a savant.

This is yours.

Thanks. Sorry. Kicking a football is a
lot harder than it looks.

Oh, really?

Is it?

Well, yeah.

It's not like you can just come up and
kick it through your first time. It

timing and precision and... Whoa.

Okay, I guess it's not that hard.

Hey, you with the freakishly strong leg,
you want to play kicker?

No, thanks. I'm good.

Football's not my thing.

Seriously?

Football's not his thing?

This isn't Texas. It is the only thing.

Yeah, well, not to Hunter. All he cares
about is soccer.

And being a jerk.

A jerky jerk.

What's that even mean?

Look, Hunter was the kicker on our youth
football team, and he was a cool dude.

Then one day, right before the biggest
game of the season, he left us to join

the soccer team. Left us? He deserted
us. And then we got crushed because we

didn't have a kicker.

You guys, that's too bad.

But it's in the past.

Right now, we need a kicker, and Hunter
is our best option.

Bella, look, don't waste your time, all
right? Even if you do convince him,

he'll just end up ditching us.

We don't have much time left. We've got
to give it a try. What else can we do?

Give Newt another shot? What?

Please. No.

No.

19, 20. Come on. If Michelle Obama can
do it, you can too.

Have you seen the biceps on Michelle
Obama?

She can bench press Barack.

That's enough.

Practice is over.

But I have a homework assignment for
you. I need you to go online and

the cheapest 70 -inch TVs you can find.

What does that have to do with
cheerleading?

Nothing. But when my boyfriend left me,
he took the flat screen.

We've got to do something.

Ever since Miss Park got dumped, she's
been a total nightmare.

Tell me about... Ow!

It.

As a result of my eavesdropping, I
couldn't help overhear your

Have you thought of setting Miss Park up
with a new guy? Might cheer her up.

That's not a bad idea.

But who?

We're talking about Miss Park. Her only
hobbies are knitting and ping pong.

I know someone who's into ping pong, and
he's as lonely and sad as she is.

Nope. You're far too young for her.

I'm talking about Coach.

Ooh. Coach and Miss Park would make a
really cute couple. I'd totally ship

Great, I'll help you guys. I've watched
a ton of romantic comedies. Even the one

where the baker falls in love with the
wedding cake.

Bake me your wife.

So good.

Uh, thanks, but we don't need help.
We're girls. We're born with a romance

I read that in Teen Cosmo.

Right. Well, when your plan doesn't work
out, you know where to find me.

Standing behind me, listening to my
conversations?

I just want to be there when you need
me.

Hunter, we didn't formally meet the
other day. I'm Bella, the girl who can't

kick a football.

Yeah, I was going to step up Bella, but
yes, that is true.

Anyway, I baked you these.

Oh, free cookies.

My favorite kind.

Not to brag, but they are really, really
awesome.

It's my secret ingredient. Chocolate
covered. Wouldn't you like to know?

Pretzels?

Anywho, uh, Hunter, we really want you
on the football team.

Bella, I know how those guys feel about
me. And the feeling's mutual.

So it's not gonna work out.

But you took my cookies!

No, I didn't.

Hunter, wait.

We need you on the team.

What can I do? How about I help you with
your homework? I'm a really good tutor.

I'm a really good student.

Uh, wash your dirt bike?

I skateboard.

Wash your skateboard?

Who washes a skateboard?

Okay, okay, there must be something.
I've got...

and a punch card from Squeezie's. One
more punch and you get a free sundae.

I don't like ice cream.

What? Everybody likes ice cream. Now
you're just being difficult.

You're right.

I love ice cream.

If you seriously want me to be your
kicker, how about you give us your

field for a week?

The football field?

Yeah. The soccer team has to use the
overflow parking lot. The one that's

of rocks and scorpions?

I've been stung twice.

Yike.

That's horrible, but I don't know if I
can give you our field.

It's not my problem.

Figure it out, quarterback.

Figure it out, quarterback.

Wumpies, they're not very good.

It's been rough since Hubert left me.
That's why I've been making you girls

practice so hard, you know, to get our
minds off of him. But our minds aren't

him. Yours is.

Don't talk back, girl.

I can't take much more of this.

Don't worry.

Here's coach.

Let's hope he likes ping pong as Mitch
said he does. All right.

We were going to play some ping pong.
You want to play?

That might cheer me up. Ping pong is my
jam.

We had no idea.

Oh, too bad.

We only have three players.

Unless... Coach, what are you doing in
the gym?

I'm a gym teacher.

that be fair.

Back in 1983, I was a nationally ranked
junior.

Oh, wow. Nice paddle, Wanda. Oh, thanks.
It's autographed by Jan Sorensen.

Jan the

naturally stank.

Well, if you just set me up, we could
crush these kids.

This is just angry flirting, right?

an extra towel because y 'all going to
sweat it out.

Sharing the fields with the soccer team?
That makes about as much sense as

trying to make a turkey and a pig fall
in love to get turkey bacon.

But you tried it anyway.

Yes. Yes, I did.

See?

Hunter is our turkey bacon.

I admit he's not exactly my favorite
person, but he's still the best kicker

the school.

So if we want to win our playoff game,
we're going to have to put aside our

feelings, And makes his field chair
work.

Uh, whatever.

Fine. Thanks.

That's the spirit?

Now listen, y 'all. It wasn't easy
getting the principal to agree to this.

required some sweet talk and some of my
famous homemade cookies.

Hey, Bella.

You want these? They're not that good.

Hey. I didn't think you could pull this
off, but this is pretty cool.

Maybe I underestimated you.

Yeah, so that means you're going to keep
up your end of the bargain, right?

Looking good.

So far.

X vertical on two on two. Ready? Break.

Hey. Whoa.

Watch where you're kicking, knee socks.

So you're not cool, dude.

Well, Bella, you said we wouldn't even
notice them. Meanwhile, soccer balls are

flying in here every two seconds.

What balls?

See me coming?

Hey, you're on our side of the field.
Dude, let it go. I'm sorry, Hunter, but

can figure this out. Wait, you're
apologizing to them?

I'm the one who just got injured, Bella.

Injured? Hey, crybaby, you're wearing
pads.

But maybe you should be wearing a
diaper.

Oh, no. Wait a minute.

What's going on here?

Don't worry, I've got it all under
control.

I shouldn't have agreed to this. The
soccer team is going to have to leave.

Fine, we'll go back to our crummy field.

Yeah, actually, we gave that to the
marching band so they could practice for

football game.

Well, where are we supposed to go?

Well, one of you must have a big
backyard.

Mr. Davis, that's not what we... Bella.

It's cool. Keep your field. And good
luck finding a kicker.

I'm out.

But, Hunter, you said if I... Don't
waste your breath.

Yeah.

Once a deserter, always a deserter.

Great. We have a playoff game coming up,
and we still don't have a kicker. I

know.

Well, maybe these will cheer us up.

We're not that good.

Hunter, wait a sec. What?

I put a lot of work into sharing the
field, and you're just going to walk

Then again, I guess that's what you do.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, I heard about you.

Back in the sixth grade, you bailed on
the guys right before the big game.

They lost because they didn't have a
kicker. I didn't bail on the guys.

I had to leave for soccer camp that day.

It was a huge opportunity, and my mom
saved up all her money to send me there.

I was just trying to follow my dream.

I guess you wouldn't know anything about
that, huh?

Quarterback.

I just got served.

And his mom saved all our money to send
him away to camp because being a soccer

player has always been his dream.

Oh, wow. We thank.

All this time, we've been the jerky
jerk.

He said I knew it.

He's never gonna kick for us now.

I wouldn't if I were him. I think
there's still a way to get him to kick.

Well, I think we're way past apologies,
Bella. Well, there are two things that I

refuse to do.

Give up on Hunter being our kicker and
admit my cookies are bad.

They're not that good.

So what do we do?

So I've been thinking, and I'm pretty
sure I have a plan.

The soccer team doesn't get any respect.

If we fix that, maybe we can change
Hunter's mind.

Step one, we go to Ace.

Step two, we make him do a special
broadcast.

Step three... Uh, Bella, how many steps
are there? 27. Let's just go to Ace's.

Where are you guys going?

Bella has a 27 -step plan.

Oh, lesson usual. Have fun.

Oh, you're not getting out that easy.

I'm looking at steps 14 and 19, so don't
put your phones on silent.

Yay!

Friendship! I'll catch up with you guys
later.

So, ladies... How'd your fix -up go?

Terrible. Miss Parking Coach did not hit
it off.

I hate to say I told you so.

No, you don't. You love it. You're
right. I do.

But I'll still help you guys if you
want.

It's hopeless.

There's no other single man to fix her
up within a five -mile radius.

I still think we can make it work with
Coach.

We just need to come at it from a
different angle.

You know, women like to be saved. At
least that's what I learned from the

romantic comedy, Women Like to Be Saved.

Save her?

Coach doesn't really strike me as the
heroic type.

But he can be.

We just need to find out what Miss Park
is most afraid of and use it to

emotionally manipulate her.

I gotta admit, I kind of like this side
of you.

Oh, do you?

I just ruined it, didn't I? Pretty much.

Day three of the Silverado kicker crisis
and tensions are high.

As the playoffs approach and the
kickerless Bulldogs face certain defeat,

everyone's looking for answers.

Fortunately, quarterback Bella Dawson is
here to shed light on the subject.

Our first question comes from our
elderly, mild -mannered librarian, Ms.

Thornberry. She writes, Ace,

I'm a big fan of your show.

Oh, thank you. And a question for Bella.

What the heck are you guys doing about
this?

Thoughts?

Actually, I didn't come here to talk
football. Instead, I want to focus on

something that gets very little
attention at our school. The Silverado

soccer team.

Oh, you're serious?

Yes. Our soccer team is awesome.

I cover sports, not soccer.

Then we're done here. Let's talk soccer.

Well, there's no team that plays it
better than Silverado West.

That's why the football team is involved
in a campaign to raise soccer

awareness. Come watch the Bulldogs
soccer team this Saturday as they kick

butt and win their third straight
championship.

Wow. And you should care about soccer,
too, because even though we all love

football, yeah, you should all open your
hearts and your minds and give

something else a chance.

Next time, less words.

Other football players have come up with
some very creative ways to advertise

the soccer team.

And finally, star wide receiver Troy
Dixon is using his world -class hands to

clean and organize people's lockers if
they pledge to be at the soccer game

Saturday.

Football has been in the spotlight for
so long.

Now it's time to show our soccer team
some love, too.

So please come out and support our
Bulldog soccer team this Saturday.

Okay, Ace, you can ask me about football
now.

Ace?

Ace!

I just had a nightmare that we did a
whole segment about soccer.

And one hunt!

Newt's plan better work.

Last night, I was too tired to even
shower.

I hardly noticed.

Spiders! Spiders!

I don't do spiders.

What is it, Newt? I heard there was an
emergency in here.

This little fella?

Oh, come on now.

He's harmless.

Isn't Coach brave?

Miss Park, fear not. Your knight in
shining armor is here.

Oh, I'll just take this guy outside.
See?

Totally.

Did I get it?

We're the worst matchmakers ever.

I don't know what went wrong.

It should have worked. By now, they
should be flirting and laughing.

Followed by a cute phone swap to
exchange numbers.

Then they'd feel it with an affectionate
fist bump.

I guess I was wrong.

Girl, practice is canceled. I have a
date with that fine piece of mad nurse.

Or was I? Just like I planned. That
wasn't your plan. Love never follows a

We tried everything and the stands are
barely half full.

Troy, you should have cleaned out more
locker. Well, I would have, but I had to

clean up all that vomit.

Somebody puked in a locker? Yeah, man, I
did.

Well, at least I found out what Vuvuzela
means.

Upcorn holder in Swahili.

Hey, quarterback.

You did it. I'm so sorry.

We really wanted to get more people out
here to support you guys.

Are you kidding?

This is twice as many people as we
usually get.

Even the principal is here.

Let's kick some soccer butts.

Oh, I said butt.

Go team.

Wait, you're saying this is good?

It's not good. It's great.

So I'll see you next Friday.

Friday? What's Friday?

Your game. I'm kicking for you, aren't
I? Wait, you are?

Unless you prefer the three -legged
mule.

No, thank you. This is awesome.

Guys, Hunter's going to kick for us.

Yeah, we know.

We're right here.

You know, We never would have gotten all
these people here if it wasn't for

these guys.

Listen, man, about what we did, we
were... No, man, the thing is, I was

of... Yeah, but we never should have.
Yeah, but I also didn't. So, pizza

Cool.

So, how'd it go? I think they
apologized.

Did they end with pizza?

Yeah, they're good.

I'll admit, I only attended the game
because Troy fished that wet sandwich

of my locker.

But once I got there, I found out
soccer's totally amazing.

Let me break down the beautiful game for
you. So, there are two teams of 11.

One ball.

And here's the crazy part.

They can't use their hands!

I know, right?

Chauncey, don't you find this
fascinating?

I'm on the soccer team. I've been asking
you to come to my games for the last

two years.

How many times have I told you we're not
friends outside of school?

Oh, it's going to be like that.

Well, I'm taking my camera.