All language subtitles for A Very Peculiar Practice s02e03 May The Force

It's a long way from anywhere You've
never been before

Got to get your act together We're not
sure

We're not

This is Patrick from Laser Engineering,
Mr. Sweet.

All very quiet, Coney.

700 hours, gentlemen.

The night watch is over.

Congratulations, lads.

Every one of you has done his bit to
keep the campus safe for deep and

glorifying citizens.

Look, I know you're crossing me, Ellie.
Oh, brilliant!

I don't deserve this. Yes, you do.

I know what you were doing in
Manchester. I don't know. I've had a

night, honest.

Liar!

You just boil everything, don't you?

Look, I think we ought to talk about our
relationship.

It's got nothing to do with our
relationship.

Right.

Got that, Ellie.

Good.

See you tonight, then.

Hello.

What do you want?

Nothing, I'm just...

I didn't rise here with you.

No.

I'm just out for a jog. I didn't mean
to... Look, why don't I just jog off?

It's all right. It's not your fault. I
thought you might be someone else.

Oh.

Who?

Not your crop.

Are you all right?

So -so.

How about you?

So -so.

No, well, I'm fine, really.

I mean, sometimes you feel just lucky to
be alive.

That's nice.

You look so pretty.

Oh, Lord, I'm sorry.

I don't know what made me say that.

You didn't mean it. You've changed your
mind, or what?

Oh, no, not at all. I don't mean that.

It's just... Well, here you are,
obviously trying to have a walk on your

and you look upset and worried, and I...

Like I'm barging up.

You see, what it is, I find I keep
thinking about you.

And I have no idea at all where I stand
with you.

Or even... Even where I want to stand
with you. So just... Barging up and

saying something like that doesn't seem
particularly helpful.

In fact, very crass and intrusive, and I
really think I should just jog off now.

Do you want to come out for a drink this
evening?

What?

Yes, that'll be very nice.

OK.

Right, shall we get started?

I've had a memo from the VC. He's
invited me to sit on Senate as a co

member, and I've accepted.

So, the Prince of Darkness has bought
your capacity, has he?

Not at all, Jock. I think it's an
indication that he values the work of

medical centre, isn't it? Of course it
is.

I'm very happy for you, Stephen.

I'm sure you'll be able to do a lot of
good.

Absolutely. Half of Senate are tottering
about with senile dementia.

Stephen can certify them brain dead.
Then it's off with them in the minibus

the geriatric ward.

You are all very naive.

Daniels has darker purposes than that.

Stephen, I have been going to and fro in
Lowlands, walking up and down in it.

It has become a place of dark secrets,
guarded by meat -faced thugs with rinky

-dinky walkie -talkies. Oh, come on,
Jock. Surely that's fantasy.

Why does Lowlands suddenly prosper when
all around are going to the wall?

What are the sources of our newfound
wealth?

To what fair purpose is the money put?

What do they guard, the meat -faced men?

Microbiology, laser engineering,
electroacoustics, experimental

Dark secrets, Stephen.

Dark secrets.

He's slipped.

One more for the minibus. The security
men certainly don't protect women. They

oppress and threaten us.

They are, to spell it out quite simply,
the visible instruments of the

phallocentric hegemony.

I do like it when you spell things out
simply, Rose.

Now, look, what are we saying here? The
university security force is a problem?

I don't see how that involves us with
the medical team. Absolutely right. Take

it up with the women's group, Rose.

I shall, Robert.

Look, could we move on?

The VC was interested in how we're
developing the practice. Ah, now you're

talking.

Stress clinic.

What I'd like to do is to compare the
stress levels of the senior bonds here

with their counterparts in business and
industry.

Forge some useful links.

Say goodbye to coronaries and burnout.

Well, that sounds very impressive.

It is very impressive, Stephen.

Charlie Duesenberry in finance is going
to grease the slipway with a bit of cash

from the slush fund.

Over time for young Maureen and the old
bat, one or two other bits and bobs.

Well, that's excellent. Rose, the male
sexuality workshop.

Thank you, Stephen.

I've established a pilot group, and I'm
also going to work on an individual

basis. I'm very grateful for this
opportunity, Stephen. It's a brilliant

of yours. I think I've been
underestimating the plight of men in

and beleaguered sexual climate.

You're confused, guilty, trapped like
wounded animals in a sexual labyrinth of

your own making. I do sympathise, and I
feel I can help.

Well, don't look at me.

I'm a happily married man.

For a healthy life, stick to the wife.
Simple as that.

And as a matter of fact, I happen to
think that sex is very much overrated in

our society.

So does Daphne.

I think.

Well, it's not the sort of thing you
discuss, is it?

Why are we discussing it now?

By God, it's stuffy in here. Stephen,
you ought to get your air conditioning

fixed.

But what are you all... staring at.

Well, thank you, Bob.

Very useful contribution, Jock. The task
I have set myself, Stephen, is nothing

less than to prove the psychic health of
Lowlands University, to bring the dark

secrets into the light of day.

My investigations will take the form of
action research.

That is all I choose to say at present.

Well, thank you all very much. I think
we're really moving ahead now, don't

How do you see your role, Stephen?

Oh, I'm head of the practice rows.

My role is to coordinate the team.

This is ridiculous. I mean, you should
have all your clothes off for a start.

Oh, never mind about all that. This is
just an audition. Come on, we haven't

all day.

Wait till the nurse in times hears about
this.

Right.

Oh, relax, will you?

Oh, dear God!

Plenty of strength in those thumbs, eh?

Stop! Stop!

Maureen, I am a company chairman
suffering from hypertension. I want a

relaxation massage.

Oh, one of them. Well, it's a waste of
time, then. It's no good unless it

Just try, would you? I'd be extremely
grateful.

Think about Bruce Springsteen.

It's not easy in the circumstances.

Yes. Yes, that's more like it.

Yes. Not bad if you like that sort of
thing.

Yes.

Do you think you could smile a bit?

You are asking too much.

No, you're quite right. You just haven't
got the... Thank you, Maureen. I'll let

you know if we get any masochists.

If it wasn't for the money, I'd have
nothing to do with this at all.

Right. Plan B.

She did a good job on you, my dear
fellow.

We'll get Maureen to give you her anti
-inflammatory. That should stop the

Yeah, right.

And after all, what is a crack rib to a
man in love?

I don't know.

I think she might just be using me.

As a kind of exercise machine.

No, because I can get into places.

Many a good man has been used in such a
way, Sammy.

In my youth, I myself.

Ah, well.

I let her down last night, see?

They was all counting on me and I was
stuck in Manchester.

Who was counting on you, Sammy?

Don't know if I should tell you.

I am your doctor, my dear fellow. You
can tell me anything and be assured of

total confidentiality.

Well, it's a sort of pet lovers group.

Ah. A kind of informal branch of the
RSPCA.

Out of the goodness of your heart, you
devote your leisure time to monitoring

the welfare of our furry friends. Yeah,
well, sort of.

Look, I'm only in it because of Ali.

And have you considered the broader
implications of your welfare work?

Where would medical science be without
animal experiments?

Don't think we're talking about medical
science, Dr. McCann. No, I tend to agree

with you.

The MRC withdrew its puny grant five
long years ago.

Darker purposes are afoot, Sammy.

I think we may have interests in common.

But, my dear chap, you're under the
weather. What you need is a little

Would I be speaking to Natalie?

Ah, well, Natalie, I refer to your
advertisement.

Excellent photo. Got it in front of me
now.

What I want you to do, Natalie, is to
describe your massage services in

No, I'm not some wally trying to get his
rocks off for fourpence. This is a

serious inquiry from a university
research project.

Hello? Hello?

Extraordinary.

Well, I guess we'd all like to
congratulate the Overseas Development

its tireless work.

What are we looking at?

2 ,000 full -time students from the Far
East by 1991, Professor Eugenides?

At full overseas rates, substantial
capital gains.

Mr. Duganbridge prepared the financial
forecast.

The switch out of Malaysia and into
Korea and Central America should put us

ahead of the field for the next five
years.

I don't suppose any of these chaps speak
English, Eugenides?

You know, read books, hold a pen, any of
that kind of thing.

Looks like a growth area for English,
Professor Bond.

I didn't take the chair in English to
run a bloody language school.

I guess we all have to move with the
times, Professor Bond.

Professor Eugenides used to run the
classics department.

Yes, in those distant days when we still
had a proper university, you know.

The way I see it, and I guess everyone
here sees it, is whatever we're doing,

the bottom line is excellence, right?

You stand for quality, George. You
deliver a quality product. And we need a

quality product to compete in the world
market.

We're all together on this one.

Okay.

Lowlands University Business Services
Limited.

Charlie.

We're going for a 20 % per annum growth
on a five -year plan, marketing the

university's skills and resources to
business and industry.

Cybernetics and electroacoustics are the
star performers here.

Eighteen major research and consultancy
contracts.

We'd like to see that kind of thinking
on a university -wide basis.

Shakespearean sonnets on the boardroom
book paper. That kind of thinking.

We have Steve Dacre here from the
University Health Center.

And I guess we could all learn from the
new initiative Steve is pioneering.

Steve.

Uh, well, um...

These are in very early stages, but Dr
Buzzard is initiating a stress clinic,

which he thinks might attract
businessmen as well as academics.

And Dr Rosemarie has started a sort of
counselling group for men,

which he thinks will complement her well
-woman group.

But really, I didn't think anyone
envisaged them as, well, business

A real priority remains, well, the
health of the students and staff here.

Good for you, David.

I guess Steve's being a little modest
here.

I've had good meeting with Bobby
Buzzard, and I think we have a real

area. We can market stress.

And if you guys can package men the way
they packaged women in the 70s, well,

hell, sky's the limit.

It's a good note to finish on, Charlie.

Oh, yeah, one last thing.

You'll have noticed the expansion of the
security force.

We want you to feel safe, right? These
guys are here to look after you.

I guess we've got a lot of very valuable
projects and a lot of very valuable

people. And I want you to know how proud
and happy I feel to be a part of it

all.

Okay, let's go eat.

If you're eating with those chefs, I
should count your fingers afterwards,

Dacre.

Oh, brave new world that has such people
in it.

Great to have you with us, Steve.

Solid input.

Well, I hope it was of some use. I'm
afraid I didn't quite catch the right

evangelist note.

Or rather, took me by surprise.

You came across just fine, Steve.

Modest, sincere.

One of the right guys.

Hell, some people work all their lives
for that and never get it.

I guess we're just lucky, right?

Ah, that male counselling project sounds
kind of fascinating.

I'd like some more data on that one,
Steve.

Well, I did suggest it initially, but
since then I've rather left it to Dr.

Rosemary.

I gather it's shaping up rather well.
Terrific.

Now, let's sum up so far.

Jane has shared his feelings about his
Willie in a very open way.

And we've also heard from Albert's dick.

And from Gregory's little man. Very rich
associations there, Gregory. Thank you,

Doctor. And from Peter's cockle, was it,
Peter?

Winkle. Yes, of course, I'm so sorry.
Winkle.

All curled up and cosy in its little
shell.

Vulnerable and shy.

Safe and hidden. Except when someone
hooks it out with a pin and chews it up.

knew someone was going to say that.

No one's going to do that to you here,
Peter. Not in a literal sense, of

Yes, I know, Gregory. It's a very
frightening feeling being a man just

Try and stay with that feeling.

Now, David, you talked about your
diddle, didn't you?

And then there was Deng's bat poi.

Ian's Jimmy Riddle.

And Winston's teapot.

Now, these very poignant memories.

and associations from early childhood
are absolutely crucial if we're going to

work towards a real understanding of our
sexual selves.

I think what's emerging, and I find this
very moving, is a shared group

perception of male sexuality as
something very delicate and fragile,

with fears and anxieties.

And it may well be that you feel it's
too fragile to be put to the test in

interpersonal interreaction.

Now, I'd like us all to be very positive
about this, but we are, you and I,

pioneering new insights.

As we move into the 90s, more and more
men are going to achieve impotence, keep

themselves to themselves, enjoy and
openly celebrate sexual abstinence.

Blimey.

I felt fine when I came in here tonight,
you know.

Now it's dark and I've erased a smile.

You've worked very well, Winston.

You all have.

Right.

Next time, we'll talk about what we
don't like about our bodies and watch

videos about cervical cancer.

You think I smoke too much?

Disgusting person, eh?

What do you expect the doctor to think?

I don't find it disgusting, though.

Big relief.

I remember when I was in the sixth form,
going out with this girl. She smoked a

lot.

Jill Jump.

Good Lord.

Ma. Really?

Well, she only went out with me a few
times. I think it was just to annoy her

real boyfriend.

He was a bit out of my class.

Well, we'd go to the pictures, and we'd
sit in the back, and she'd smoke.

And she'd lean over and kiss me.

And I'd breathe in her smoke.

And her scent.

And her, I suppose.

Yes.

She takes for her making me grown up.

I was a bit of a slow starter, as you'll
gather.

But you made up for it later on. Not
really. I got married to my first real

girlfriend, Angela.

I thought she was wonderful.

And then it went on monkey for you.

I never seemed to be able to give her
what she wanted.

And by now, getting married to a
dentist.

Dentists are tremendously rich.

And then your wonderful girlfriend last
year, who gave you such a wonderful

life. Yes, you did.

Heard it boring. Don't want to hear any
more about that. I wasn't going to say

anything about it. You brought it up.

Yes, I know.

Greta Grotowska, the human brillo part.

Rude, nasty girl.

Bad times from the start, eh? Not really
bad times.

Very confusing times.

I just... I don't know what you want
from me.

I don't know either.

People, eh?

Listen, I like you and you make me feel
safe.

Will that do for now?

There is something the matter, isn't
there?

No, not your problem.

I'm very flattered you take an interest
in the work, Vice -Chancellor.

Hey, Jack, okay?

What it is, Rose?

I guess everybody's valuable, but some
people are special.

I'd like to help you develop your role.

And I'd like to get to know you better.

Don't you think there might be certain
problems there?

Look at it the right way.

Every problem's an opportunity in
disguise.

I shouldn't really be here now.

No?

Where should you be now?

With the women's group.

Reclaiming the night.

Women don't find this university a very
reassuring place at night, Jack, despite

your security force.

If they could see me now, they'd think I
was flirting

with the enemy.

Yeah?

It's strange how shy I feel in this
office.

Such a big desk, Jack.

It is kind of big.

I was wondering.

I know you're awfully busy, but I
thought you might come round to my flat

evening.

You'll think I'm silly, but I'd find it
much less daunting there than we could

really have a proper talk.

Oh, dear.

I'm being presumptuous, aren't I?

You couldn't spare a whole evening just
to talk with me.

I guess I could find a window in my
diary, Rose.

It's all right, this, though, isn't it?

People still manage to have a nice time.

I'm having a nice time.

Are you having a nice time?

Yes, I'm having a nice time.

Old Jock McCannon thinks that Lowland's
in a little police state. What an evil

conspiracy.

There he is now.

Seems happy enough.

And here we are, safe and warm.

Two friends having a quiet drink.

Are you really my friend?

Yes, of course I am.

But what is your friend?

He's found out where I am. Who?

My husband, Antoine. Well, he's in
France, isn't he?

He says he's coming over to see me.

I don't want to see him.

Oh.

Well, can't you just tell him to get
lost?

That's what women do with me. It seems
quite easy.

I think he wants to kill me, Stephen.

Oh, God.

You're exaggerating, surely.

Aren't you?

Yeah.

Hysterical Polish, Beth.

It's all right.

Forget about it.

I have to go now.

Thank you for that ring, and don't
worry. I had a nice time.

No, look, where are you going? You can't
just say something like that and then

disappear. You think?

Watch this.

Smokey kiss.

Nice to see you, eh?

Morning!

Never mind, Carmen.

If it all goes well tonight, we'll be
into a different class of client

altogether, eh?

And I shan't forget your loyalty.

Thank you, Dr Passert.

Off there, please, Jock. We don't know
where you've been. This is sensitive

equipment. I really must insist my lab
be out of bounds to casual loiterers.

Have a care there, my dear fellow. Come
on, come on. This is your personal

private laboratory now, is it, Bob?

Oh, sorry, Stephen, didn't see you
there.

Well, you know, a bit on edge.

What rinky -dinky little dressing gowns.
Tell me, Bob, will you be wearing one

of these? Can I come and take some
candid snaps of my little Polaroid? I'd

very much obliged, Jock. If you'd keep
well away tonight, you could give a

stressed executive a very nasty turn.

Never fear.

I have a prior engagement. That's a
relief.

Lowlands University Stress Management
Services.

A Robert Buzzard clinic.

Thank you, Rose.

Look, Robert... It's all right, Robert.
I, too, have a prior engagement.

Fine, excellent.

I'm free tonight, Bob. Oh, I did
actually want a private word with you,

Come on through.

The thing is, buddy...

I've put a lot of personal investment
into this thing tonight.

Financial investment?

Oh, Lord, no.

Never use your own money, but some
things are more important than money.

Time, talent, aspirations.

Dreams? Ah, yes, of course.

Got some of the top business talents in
the region coming to sample the

facilities. I thought the initial idea
was investigating academic stress.

Oh, Lord, we'll do that, all right, but
things have moved up a gear or two since

then.

Look... Old buddy.

Well,

I'd like this to be my show.

You do understand.

Bob, of course I do.

Take it as a personal favour if you
could show up at the start, a five

hello and welcome as head of the
practice, then over to Buzzard, take her

home for an early night.

I'd be delighted, Bob.

Robert. Robert.

And I do wish you the very best of luck.

And Mr. Sweet will be going walkabout in
person.

Everyone out.

It's my very pleasant duty as director
of the health center to welcome you to

this inaugural session of the Lowlands
Stress Management Clinic.

It's one of the ways in which we're
developing and extending concepts of

care within the university and also
reaching out into the community at

We're very grateful for your
participation.

You'll be making a very real
contribution to health research.

And also I'm quite sure benefiting
personally from the individualized, and

assures me quite painless, diagnostic
and treatment modules pioneered by Dr.

Buzzard.

And now I'll hand you over to Bob.

To Dr.

Robert Buzzard and his team. Thanks,
Stephen.

I'll just introduce you to the ladies.

Carmen, our administrator.

Maureen, our senior nurse. And last but
not least, Glennis, Suzanne and Linda.

Hi.

All right, there is no safety zone.

Because I don't want to see you anymore.
You shouldn't have come here.

I don't treat you like shit. I don't
want to see you. Let me go. I don't love

you anymore.

Speak French when you speak to me.

I don't know any French. I've forgotten
French. I've forgotten you.

Bitch!

Christa! I'll kill you for this!

Get the bastard!

Merde!

It's great unwind, Rose.

Hey.

Wild turkey.

Did I guess right?

You can get it here?

It wasn't easy.

Just for me.

Jack, when you talked about developing
my role, what kind of thing did you have

in mind?

I guess it depends a lot on you, Rose.

Which way you feel you'd like to go.

Really?

We're thinking of creating one or two
new posts. We don't have a dean of women

at this moment in time.

But I don't know, Rose.

Maybe you're more into working with men
right now.

Oh, I am, Jack.

But there's really no conflict.

It's because I'm a woman that I find
working with men so rewarding.

They need so much help just now.

It's terribly important for men to
adjust, Jack.

Now that the days of the casual screw
have gone forever.

Right.

Yeah.

Hmm.

It's... kind of sad, though, in a way.

Hell, I'm not thinking about our
generation.

All those kids just starting out on
their sexual lives.

What I'm trying to show them, Jack...

You see, there are all sorts of
rewarding alternatives they may not have

considered. Really?

What's that phrase of yours?

Every problem is an opportunity in
disguise.

I like your thinking, Rose.

Excuse me.

Oh, hello, Greta.

I'm awfully sorry, Greta. I'm completely
tied up this evening.

No, it's all right. It doesn't matter.

I just thought... It's OK, forget about
it.

Just people, eh?

Let's have coffee tomorrow.

Eleven in the coffee bar.

Am I to fight with wolves, then, in the
evening of my days?

Oh, God.

Why did you let him in on this?

No violence to animals. That's the whole
point of it.

They mostly sneak off about ten, Doc.
Have a croft in our shrine in the back

the canteen, and that's when we go in.

Ah. And what if they are unmoved by
pangs of hunger?

We've got some aniseed.

Well, it might work.

I should be happy to assist you there,
Sammy.

Laying false trails is more my bag these
days than baking and entering.

Excellent,

Mr. Sallop.

Remarkable. You're in fantastic shape.

We'll have the full analysis soon for
you. Make very impressive reading, I've

doubt.

God, I've seen some nasty sights in my
life. So brave, Dr. Buzzard.

Linda, where's little Linda?

Ah, Linda, would you take that gentleman
over there?

No hair on head, see?

To the relaxation lounge, the pee -pee
room, lots of green chairs.

Yes, Dr.

Buzzard.

What a wally, eh?

You come with me, please.

Everything OK, Suzanne?

Just wondering when we start work.

You're an agency nurse, right?

Is the money good?

About 400 and a good week.

No. Where do you train?

Just thought I'd pick it up with the
Wendell.

Huh?

Can I come in?

Yes, of course you can. What's the
matter?

He's here. You know where I live.

I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.

You've hurt yourself.

Come on, let me have a look at it.

Sit down.

It's nothing. It's just a scratch.

Stupid hysterical person.

Let me just bathe it.

How did you get this?

Antoine.

He hit you?

So amazing.

You don't ever hit women? No, I don't.

It's just a graze, but you're going to
have a nasty bruise.

Hey, it's all right now. You're safe.

Can I stay here tonight, please?

Yes. Yes, of course you can.

It won't be a drag for you.

You're not all tied up.

I'm just going to have another night.

Greta, I feel really chuffed it was me
you came to.

I have to tell you.

You weren't the first I asked.

Oh.

Oh, well.

And I won't come into your bed.

Oh, no, of course not. You didn't think
I expected that.

Some people do.

It's not so very strange.

You're a nice man, I think.

What did they say this was?

A mild muscle relaxant, I believe.

Quite pleasant.

Not altogether, unlike a pink gin.

Could we have another small muscle
relaxant over here?

OK, Dr. Butler.

Why not? Why not?

A lot of muscle there to relax, after
all.

Right,

gentlemen.

Thank you.

I trust you've found the evening
bearable so far.

We now move on to in -depth individual
work.

Research -based massage.

I hope to demonstrate to you this
evening, with the help of my expert

we can reduce stress and tension levels
to an unprecedented low.

You can't get this on the National
Health, obviously, but I would draw to

attention that the Lowlands team is
available at attractive rates on company

on private individual health plans.

Pucker medical expenses. No queries on
the credit card, no problems from the

little woman, and totally safe.

Those of you with large export
interests, and this will be of

interest to you, Professor Eugenides, I
can arrange reciprocal facilities in the

States. throughout Europe and in the Far
East.

No more need to wonder what the overseas
reps are up to.

Well, that's enough from me.

Any of you who feel you need a little
more muscle relaxant, by all means,

yourselves.

And now it's over to Glynis, Suzanne and
Linda.

Glynis!

Ah, you must be one of our overseas
students.

You seem distressed, my dear fellow.

I have lost my woman.

People try to kill me.

I think I killed myself.

That's right.

I killed someone else.

Maybe I can heal now.

Yes. Yes, perhaps.

Let's have a drink together and talk
about it.

I feel that what you lack is a sense of
purpose, a mission in life.

As for women, there are many women in
this very university. Fine young fellow,

you should have no problem.

Here are some women now.

Number one to control.

Experimental psychology appears to be
unmanned.

Proceeding to investigate.

No, Greta.

I thought you were in the other room.

You smell nice.

You're not supposed to be in here.

There's so much noise out there, I
couldn't sleep.

I came to your bed for a sleep, okay?

No funny business.

No.

You don't mind?

No.

So now you and me have a good sleep.

Pour on, pour on,

I will endure.

That's the man.

That's him.

After him, lads.

Oh, my God.

I've got to take him out myself.

Mrs. Kramer.

Dr. McCannon, how nice to see you. It's
all going wonderfully well. Do go on

through.

You brought some beagles with you.

Shall I?

Sit.

I'm so sorry. It's a private clinic this
evening. If you'd like to make an

appointment... Perhaps you'd better go
through.

I find it all rather sad, Maureen. But
then I'm in love with my wife.

We all have to be broad -minded these
days.

Oh, well, Professor Eugenides.

That's it.

What a big boy.

Wait!

On the floor, that one of you!

Look what you've done. You've only
killed

Professor Eugenides.

Oh,

I didn't mean to, honest.

What seems to be the problem?

Heart, I think, Dr. McCannon.

Fine, fine.

Who are you?

J .G. McKellen, senior consultant
physician.

How forced it to happen to drop by.

Well, uh... Dong, I guess.

Hmm.

Dong.

wonderfully reverberant, like a great
tolling bell towering over the tinkles

winkles.

Quite a challenge to live up to, though,
I should imagine.

I haven't had to give too many refunds.
Oh, I'm sure you haven't, Jack.

I haven't had too many refusals, either.
Oh, I sensed that the first time I saw

you. As a woman, I thought I'd never met
a man so firmly centered in his

essential maleness.

What, Jack?

Well, it was kind of strange to me.

Well, maybe Europe's different from the
States, but... Oh, don't get me wrong,

Rose, I'm having a swell time.

I'm glad.

But, uh... Yes?

I kind of thought we'd... get it on, you
know?

Oh, Jack, we are getting it on.

We are?

Listen, Jack, I'm going to tell you a
secret.

Normally, I only respond emotionally to
women.

Does that shock you?

It surprises me a little, I guess.

It takes a very unusual kind of man,
Jack, to interest me.

A very rare and special kind of man.

Someone who has the formidable phallic
power I sense in you,

Jack. Really?

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

It's for you.

Oh, shoot.

Hey, Charlie, this is a bad time.

Okay, Charlie, I'll be right there.

Ah, shoot.

You have to go now.

I guess.

Oh, dear.

It seems a shame to leave things up in
the air.

Hey, boy.

Prince.

Good morning.

Hello, Greta.

Did you have a good sleep?

Yes, I had a wonderful sleep.

How about you?

Bad sleep for a long time.

Dr. Dacre?

No, I was awake, Jock, just.

Yes, sure.

In half an hour, that suits you?

There's nothing to panic about, is
there, Jock?

Right. See you then.

Work?

Work.

Can I wait for you here?

Yes.

Yes, of course you can.

Morning. Lovely day, isn't it?

How did it all go last night?

Well...