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Original subtitles

It's a long way from anywhere You've never been before

Got to get your act together We're not sure

We're not

This is Patrick from Laser Engineering, Mr. Sweet.

All very quiet, Coney.

700 hours, gentlemen.

The night watch is over.

Congratulations, lads.

Every one of you has done his bit to keep the campus safe for deep and

glorifying citizens.

Look, I know you're crossing me, Ellie. Oh, brilliant!

I don't deserve this. Yes, you do.

I know what you were doing in Manchester. I don't know. I've had a

night, honest.

Liar!

You just boil everything, don't you?

Look, I think we ought to talk about our relationship.

It's got nothing to do with our relationship.

Right.

Got that, Ellie.

Good.

See you tonight, then.

Hello.

What do you want?

Nothing, I'm just...

I didn't rise here with you.

No.

I'm just out for a jog. I didn't mean to... Look, why don't I just jog off?

It's all right. It's not your fault. I thought you might be someone else.

Oh.

Who?

Not your crop.

Are you all right?

So -so.

How about you?

So -so.

No, well, I'm fine, really.

I mean, sometimes you feel just lucky to be alive.

That's nice.

You look so pretty.

Oh, Lord, I'm sorry.

I don't know what made me say that.

You didn't mean it. You've changed your mind, or what?

Oh, no, not at all. I don't mean that.

It's just... Well, here you are, obviously trying to have a walk on your

and you look upset and worried, and I...

Like I'm barging up.

You see, what it is, I find I keep thinking about you.

And I have no idea at all where I stand with you.

Or even... Even where I want to stand with you. So just... Barging up and

saying something like that doesn't seem particularly helpful.

In fact, very crass and intrusive, and I really think I should just jog off now.

Do you want to come out for a drink this evening?

What?

Yes, that'll be very nice.

OK.

Right, shall we get started?

I've had a memo from the VC. He's invited me to sit on Senate as a co

member, and I've accepted.

So, the Prince of Darkness has bought your capacity, has he?

Not at all, Jock. I think it's an indication that he values the work of

medical centre, isn't it? Of course it is.

I'm very happy for you, Stephen.

I'm sure you'll be able to do a lot of good.

Absolutely. Half of Senate are tottering about with senile dementia.

Stephen can certify them brain dead. Then it's off with them in the minibus

the geriatric ward.

You are all very naive.

Daniels has darker purposes than that.

Stephen, I have been going to and fro in Lowlands, walking up and down in it.

It has become a place of dark secrets, guarded by meat -faced thugs with rinky

-dinky walkie -talkies. Oh, come on, Jock. Surely that's fantasy.

Why does Lowlands suddenly prosper when all around are going to the wall?

What are the sources of our newfound wealth?

To what fair purpose is the money put?

What do they guard, the meat -faced men?

Microbiology, laser engineering, electroacoustics, experimental

Dark secrets, Stephen.

Dark secrets.

He's slipped.

One more for the minibus. The security men certainly don't protect women. They

oppress and threaten us.

They are, to spell it out quite simply, the visible instruments of the

phallocentric hegemony.

I do like it when you spell things out simply, Rose.

Now, look, what are we saying here? The university security force is a problem?

I don't see how that involves us with the medical team. Absolutely right. Take

it up with the women's group, Rose.

I shall, Robert.

Look, could we move on?

The VC was interested in how we're developing the practice. Ah, now you're

talking.

Stress clinic.

What I'd like to do is to compare the stress levels of the senior bonds here

with their counterparts in business and industry.

Forge some useful links.

Say goodbye to coronaries and burnout.

Well, that sounds very impressive.

It is very impressive, Stephen.

Charlie Duesenberry in finance is going to grease the slipway with a bit of cash

from the slush fund.

Over time for young Maureen and the old bat, one or two other bits and bobs.

Well, that's excellent. Rose, the male sexuality workshop.

Thank you, Stephen.

I've established a pilot group, and I'm also going to work on an individual

basis. I'm very grateful for this opportunity, Stephen. It's a brilliant

of yours. I think I've been underestimating the plight of men in

and beleaguered sexual climate.

You're confused, guilty, trapped like wounded animals in a sexual labyrinth of

your own making. I do sympathise, and I feel I can help.

Well, don't look at me.

I'm a happily married man.

For a healthy life, stick to the wife. Simple as that.

And as a matter of fact, I happen to think that sex is very much overrated in

our society.

So does Daphne.

I think.

Well, it's not the sort of thing you discuss, is it?

Why are we discussing it now?

By God, it's stuffy in here. Stephen, you ought to get your air conditioning

fixed.

But what are you all... staring at.

Well, thank you, Bob.

Very useful contribution, Jock. The task I have set myself, Stephen, is nothing

less than to prove the psychic health of Lowlands University, to bring the dark

secrets into the light of day.

My investigations will take the form of action research.

That is all I choose to say at present.

Well, thank you all very much. I think we're really moving ahead now, don't

How do you see your role, Stephen?

Oh, I'm head of the practice rows.

My role is to coordinate the team.

This is ridiculous. I mean, you should have all your clothes off for a start.

Oh, never mind about all that. This is just an audition. Come on, we haven't

all day.

Wait till the nurse in times hears about this.

Right.

Oh, relax, will you?

Oh, dear God!

Plenty of strength in those thumbs, eh?

Stop! Stop!

Maureen, I am a company chairman suffering from hypertension. I want a

relaxation massage.

Oh, one of them. Well, it's a waste of time, then. It's no good unless it

Just try, would you? I'd be extremely grateful.

Think about Bruce Springsteen.

It's not easy in the circumstances.

Yes. Yes, that's more like it.

Yes. Not bad if you like that sort of thing.

Yes.

Do you think you could smile a bit?

You are asking too much.

No, you're quite right. You just haven't got the... Thank you, Maureen. I'll let

you know if we get any masochists.

If it wasn't for the money, I'd have nothing to do with this at all.

Right. Plan B.

She did a good job on you, my dear fellow.

We'll get Maureen to give you her anti -inflammatory. That should stop the

Yeah, right.

And after all, what is a crack rib to a man in love?

I don't know.

I think she might just be using me.

As a kind of exercise machine.

No, because I can get into places.

Many a good man has been used in such a way, Sammy.

In my youth, I myself.

Ah, well.

I let her down last night, see?

They was all counting on me and I was stuck in Manchester.

Who was counting on you, Sammy?

Don't know if I should tell you.

I am your doctor, my dear fellow. You can tell me anything and be assured of

total confidentiality.

Well, it's a sort of pet lovers group.

Ah. A kind of informal branch of the RSPCA.

Out of the goodness of your heart, you devote your leisure time to monitoring

the welfare of our furry friends. Yeah, well, sort of.

Look, I'm only in it because of Ali.

And have you considered the broader implications of your welfare work?

Where would medical science be without animal experiments?

Don't think we're talking about medical science, Dr. McCann. No, I tend to agree

with you.

The MRC withdrew its puny grant five long years ago.

Darker purposes are afoot, Sammy.

I think we may have interests in common.

But, my dear chap, you're under the weather. What you need is a little

Would I be speaking to Natalie?

Ah, well, Natalie, I refer to your advertisement.

Excellent photo. Got it in front of me now.

What I want you to do, Natalie, is to describe your massage services in

No, I'm not some wally trying to get his rocks off for fourpence. This is a

serious inquiry from a university research project.

Hello? Hello?

Extraordinary.

Well, I guess we'd all like to congratulate the Overseas Development

its tireless work.

What are we looking at?

2 ,000 full -time students from the Far East by 1991, Professor Eugenides?

At full overseas rates, substantial capital gains.

Mr. Duganbridge prepared the financial forecast.

The switch out of Malaysia and into Korea and Central America should put us

ahead of the field for the next five years.

I don't suppose any of these chaps speak English, Eugenides?

You know, read books, hold a pen, any of that kind of thing.

Looks like a growth area for English, Professor Bond.

I didn't take the chair in English to run a bloody language school.

I guess we all have to move with the times, Professor Bond.

Professor Eugenides used to run the classics department.

Yes, in those distant days when we still had a proper university, you know.

The way I see it, and I guess everyone here sees it, is whatever we're doing,

the bottom line is excellence, right?

You stand for quality, George. You deliver a quality product. And we need a

quality product to compete in the world market.

We're all together on this one.

Okay.

Lowlands University Business Services Limited.

Charlie.

We're going for a 20 % per annum growth on a five -year plan, marketing the

university's skills and resources to business and industry.

Cybernetics and electroacoustics are the star performers here.

Eighteen major research and consultancy contracts.

We'd like to see that kind of thinking on a university -wide basis.

Shakespearean sonnets on the boardroom book paper. That kind of thinking.

We have Steve Dacre here from the University Health Center.

And I guess we could all learn from the new initiative Steve is pioneering.

Steve.

Uh, well, um...

These are in very early stages, but Dr Buzzard is initiating a stress clinic,

which he thinks might attract businessmen as well as academics.

And Dr Rosemarie has started a sort of counselling group for men,

which he thinks will complement her well -woman group.

But really, I didn't think anyone envisaged them as, well, business

A real priority remains, well, the health of the students and staff here.

Good for you, David.

I guess Steve's being a little modest here.

I've had good meeting with Bobby Buzzard, and I think we have a real

area. We can market stress.

And if you guys can package men the way they packaged women in the 70s, well,

hell, sky's the limit.

It's a good note to finish on, Charlie.

Oh, yeah, one last thing.

You'll have noticed the expansion of the security force.

We want you to feel safe, right? These guys are here to look after you.

I guess we've got a lot of very valuable projects and a lot of very valuable

people. And I want you to know how proud and happy I feel to be a part of it

all.

Okay, let's go eat.

If you're eating with those chefs, I should count your fingers afterwards,

Dacre.

Oh, brave new world that has such people in it.

Great to have you with us, Steve.

Solid input.

Well, I hope it was of some use. I'm afraid I didn't quite catch the right

evangelist note.

Or rather, took me by surprise.

You came across just fine, Steve.

Modest, sincere.

One of the right guys.

Hell, some people work all their lives for that and never get it.

I guess we're just lucky, right?

Ah, that male counselling project sounds kind of fascinating.

I'd like some more data on that one, Steve.

Well, I did suggest it initially, but since then I've rather left it to Dr.

Rosemary.

I gather it's shaping up rather well. Terrific.

Now, let's sum up so far.

Jane has shared his feelings about his Willie in a very open way.

And we've also heard from Albert's dick.

And from Gregory's little man. Very rich associations there, Gregory. Thank you,

Doctor. And from Peter's cockle, was it, Peter?

Winkle. Yes, of course, I'm so sorry. Winkle.

All curled up and cosy in its little shell.

Vulnerable and shy.

Safe and hidden. Except when someone hooks it out with a pin and chews it up.

knew someone was going to say that.

No one's going to do that to you here, Peter. Not in a literal sense, of

Yes, I know, Gregory. It's a very frightening feeling being a man just

Try and stay with that feeling.

Now, David, you talked about your diddle, didn't you?

And then there was Deng's bat poi.

Ian's Jimmy Riddle.

And Winston's teapot.

Now, these very poignant memories.

and associations from early childhood are absolutely crucial if we're going to

work towards a real understanding of our sexual selves.

I think what's emerging, and I find this very moving, is a shared group

perception of male sexuality as something very delicate and fragile,

with fears and anxieties.

And it may well be that you feel it's too fragile to be put to the test in

interpersonal interreaction.

Now, I'd like us all to be very positive about this, but we are, you and I,

pioneering new insights.

As we move into the 90s, more and more men are going to achieve impotence, keep

themselves to themselves, enjoy and openly celebrate sexual abstinence.

Blimey.

I felt fine when I came in here tonight, you know.

Now it's dark and I've erased a smile.

You've worked very well, Winston.

You all have.

Right.

Next time, we'll talk about what we don't like about our bodies and watch

videos about cervical cancer.

You think I smoke too much?

Disgusting person, eh?

What do you expect the doctor to think?

I don't find it disgusting, though.

Big relief.

I remember when I was in the sixth form, going out with this girl. She smoked a

lot.

Jill Jump.

Good Lord.

Ma. Really?

Well, she only went out with me a few times. I think it was just to annoy her

real boyfriend.

He was a bit out of my class.

Well, we'd go to the pictures, and we'd sit in the back, and she'd smoke.

And she'd lean over and kiss me.

And I'd breathe in her smoke.

And her scent.

And her, I suppose.

Yes.

She takes for her making me grown up.

I was a bit of a slow starter, as you'll gather.

But you made up for it later on. Not really. I got married to my first real

girlfriend, Angela.

I thought she was wonderful.

And then it went on monkey for you.

I never seemed to be able to give her what she wanted.

And by now, getting married to a dentist.

Dentists are tremendously rich.

And then your wonderful girlfriend last year, who gave you such a wonderful

life. Yes, you did.

Heard it boring. Don't want to hear any more about that. I wasn't going to say

anything about it. You brought it up.

Yes, I know.

Greta Grotowska, the human brillo part.

Rude, nasty girl.

Bad times from the start, eh? Not really bad times.

Very confusing times.

I just... I don't know what you want from me.

I don't know either.

People, eh?

Listen, I like you and you make me feel safe.

Will that do for now?

There is something the matter, isn't there?

No, not your problem.

I'm very flattered you take an interest in the work, Vice -Chancellor.

Hey, Jack, okay?

What it is, Rose?

I guess everybody's valuable, but some people are special.

I'd like to help you develop your role.

And I'd like to get to know you better.

Don't you think there might be certain problems there?

Look at it the right way.

Every problem's an opportunity in disguise.

I shouldn't really be here now.

No?

Where should you be now?

With the women's group.

Reclaiming the night.

Women don't find this university a very reassuring place at night, Jack, despite

your security force.

If they could see me now, they'd think I was flirting

with the enemy.

Yeah?

It's strange how shy I feel in this office.

Such a big desk, Jack.

It is kind of big.

I was wondering.

I know you're awfully busy, but I thought you might come round to my flat

evening.

You'll think I'm silly, but I'd find it much less daunting there than we could

really have a proper talk.

Oh, dear.

I'm being presumptuous, aren't I?

You couldn't spare a whole evening just to talk with me.

I guess I could find a window in my diary, Rose.

It's all right, this, though, isn't it?

People still manage to have a nice time.

I'm having a nice time.

Are you having a nice time?

Yes, I'm having a nice time.

Old Jock McCannon thinks that Lowland's in a little police state. What an evil

conspiracy.

There he is now.

Seems happy enough.

And here we are, safe and warm.

Two friends having a quiet drink.

Are you really my friend?

Yes, of course I am.

But what is your friend?

He's found out where I am. Who?

My husband, Antoine. Well, he's in France, isn't he?

He says he's coming over to see me.

I don't want to see him.

Oh.

Well, can't you just tell him to get lost?

That's what women do with me. It seems quite easy.

I think he wants to kill me, Stephen.

Oh, God.

You're exaggerating, surely.

Aren't you?

Yeah.

Hysterical Polish, Beth.

It's all right.

Forget about it.

I have to go now.

Thank you for that ring, and don't worry. I had a nice time.

No, look, where are you going? You can't just say something like that and then

disappear. You think?

Watch this.

Smokey kiss.

Nice to see you, eh?

Morning!

Never mind, Carmen.

If it all goes well tonight, we'll be into a different class of client

altogether, eh?

And I shan't forget your loyalty.

Thank you, Dr Passert.

Off there, please, Jock. We don't know where you've been. This is sensitive

equipment. I really must insist my lab be out of bounds to casual loiterers.

Have a care there, my dear fellow. Come on, come on. This is your personal

private laboratory now, is it, Bob?

Oh, sorry, Stephen, didn't see you there.

Well, you know, a bit on edge.

What rinky -dinky little dressing gowns. Tell me, Bob, will you be wearing one

of these? Can I come and take some candid snaps of my little Polaroid? I'd

very much obliged, Jock. If you'd keep well away tonight, you could give a

stressed executive a very nasty turn.

Never fear.

I have a prior engagement. That's a relief.

Lowlands University Stress Management Services.

A Robert Buzzard clinic.

Thank you, Rose.

Look, Robert... It's all right, Robert. I, too, have a prior engagement.

Fine, excellent.

I'm free tonight, Bob. Oh, I did actually want a private word with you,

Come on through.

The thing is, buddy...

I've put a lot of personal investment into this thing tonight.

Financial investment?

Oh, Lord, no.

Never use your own money, but some things are more important than money.

Time, talent, aspirations.

Dreams? Ah, yes, of course.

Got some of the top business talents in the region coming to sample the

facilities. I thought the initial idea was investigating academic stress.

Oh, Lord, we'll do that, all right, but things have moved up a gear or two since

then.

Look... Old buddy.

Well,

I'd like this to be my show.

You do understand.

Bob, of course I do.

Take it as a personal favour if you could show up at the start, a five

hello and welcome as head of the practice, then over to Buzzard, take her

home for an early night.

I'd be delighted, Bob.

Robert. Robert.

And I do wish you the very best of luck.

And Mr. Sweet will be going walkabout in person.

Everyone out.

It's my very pleasant duty as director of the health center to welcome you to

this inaugural session of the Lowlands Stress Management Clinic.

It's one of the ways in which we're developing and extending concepts of

care within the university and also reaching out into the community at

We're very grateful for your participation.

You'll be making a very real contribution to health research.

And also I'm quite sure benefiting personally from the individualized, and

assures me quite painless, diagnostic and treatment modules pioneered by Dr.

Buzzard.

And now I'll hand you over to Bob.

To Dr.

Robert Buzzard and his team. Thanks, Stephen.

I'll just introduce you to the ladies.

Carmen, our administrator.

Maureen, our senior nurse. And last but not least, Glennis, Suzanne and Linda.

Hi.

All right, there is no safety zone.

Because I don't want to see you anymore. You shouldn't have come here.

I don't treat you like shit. I don't want to see you. Let me go. I don't love

you anymore.

Speak French when you speak to me.

I don't know any French. I've forgotten French. I've forgotten you.

Bitch!

Christa! I'll kill you for this!

Get the bastard!

Merde!

It's great unwind, Rose.

Hey.

Wild turkey.

Did I guess right?

You can get it here?

It wasn't easy.

Just for me.

Jack, when you talked about developing my role, what kind of thing did you have

in mind?

I guess it depends a lot on you, Rose.

Which way you feel you'd like to go.

Really?

We're thinking of creating one or two new posts. We don't have a dean of women

at this moment in time.

But I don't know, Rose.

Maybe you're more into working with men right now.

Oh, I am, Jack.

But there's really no conflict.

It's because I'm a woman that I find working with men so rewarding.

They need so much help just now.

It's terribly important for men to adjust, Jack.

Now that the days of the casual screw have gone forever.

Right.

Yeah.

Hmm.

It's... kind of sad, though, in a way.

Hell, I'm not thinking about our generation.

All those kids just starting out on their sexual lives.

What I'm trying to show them, Jack...

You see, there are all sorts of rewarding alternatives they may not have

considered. Really?

What's that phrase of yours?

Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.

I like your thinking, Rose.

Excuse me.

Oh, hello, Greta.

I'm awfully sorry, Greta. I'm completely tied up this evening.

No, it's all right. It doesn't matter.

I just thought... It's OK, forget about it.

Just people, eh?

Let's have coffee tomorrow.

Eleven in the coffee bar.

Am I to fight with wolves, then, in the evening of my days?

Oh, God.

Why did you let him in on this?

No violence to animals. That's the whole point of it.

They mostly sneak off about ten, Doc. Have a croft in our shrine in the back

the canteen, and that's when we go in.

Ah. And what if they are unmoved by pangs of hunger?

We've got some aniseed.

Well, it might work.

I should be happy to assist you there, Sammy.

Laying false trails is more my bag these days than baking and entering.

Excellent,

Mr. Sallop.

Remarkable. You're in fantastic shape.

We'll have the full analysis soon for you. Make very impressive reading, I've

doubt.

God, I've seen some nasty sights in my life. So brave, Dr. Buzzard.

Linda, where's little Linda?

Ah, Linda, would you take that gentleman over there?

No hair on head, see?

To the relaxation lounge, the pee -pee room, lots of green chairs.

Yes, Dr.

Buzzard.

What a wally, eh?

You come with me, please.

Everything OK, Suzanne?

Just wondering when we start work.

You're an agency nurse, right?

Is the money good?

About 400 and a good week.

No. Where do you train?

Just thought I'd pick it up with the Wendell.

Huh?

Can I come in?

Yes, of course you can. What's the matter?

He's here. You know where I live.

I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.

You've hurt yourself.

Come on, let me have a look at it.

Sit down.

It's nothing. It's just a scratch.

Stupid hysterical person.

Let me just bathe it.

How did you get this?

Antoine.

He hit you?

So amazing.

You don't ever hit women? No, I don't.

It's just a graze, but you're going to have a nasty bruise.

Hey, it's all right now. You're safe.

Can I stay here tonight, please?

Yes. Yes, of course you can.

It won't be a drag for you.

You're not all tied up.

I'm just going to have another night.

Greta, I feel really chuffed it was me you came to.

I have to tell you.

You weren't the first I asked.

Oh.

Oh, well.

And I won't come into your bed.

Oh, no, of course not. You didn't think I expected that.

Some people do.

It's not so very strange.

You're a nice man, I think.

What did they say this was?

A mild muscle relaxant, I believe.

Quite pleasant.

Not altogether, unlike a pink gin.

Could we have another small muscle relaxant over here?

OK, Dr. Butler.

Why not? Why not?

A lot of muscle there to relax, after all.

Right,

gentlemen.

Thank you.

I trust you've found the evening bearable so far.

We now move on to in -depth individual work.

Research -based massage.

I hope to demonstrate to you this evening, with the help of my expert

we can reduce stress and tension levels to an unprecedented low.

You can't get this on the National Health, obviously, but I would draw to

attention that the Lowlands team is available at attractive rates on company

on private individual health plans.

Pucker medical expenses. No queries on the credit card, no problems from the

little woman, and totally safe.

Those of you with large export interests, and this will be of

interest to you, Professor Eugenides, I can arrange reciprocal facilities in the

States. throughout Europe and in the Far East.

No more need to wonder what the overseas reps are up to.

Well, that's enough from me.

Any of you who feel you need a little more muscle relaxant, by all means,

yourselves.

And now it's over to Glynis, Suzanne and Linda.

Glynis!

Ah, you must be one of our overseas students.

You seem distressed, my dear fellow.

I have lost my woman.

People try to kill me.

I think I killed myself.

That's right.

I killed someone else.

Maybe I can heal now.

Yes. Yes, perhaps.

Let's have a drink together and talk about it.

I feel that what you lack is a sense of purpose, a mission in life.

As for women, there are many women in this very university. Fine young fellow,

you should have no problem.

Here are some women now.

Number one to control.

Experimental psychology appears to be unmanned.

Proceeding to investigate.

No, Greta.

I thought you were in the other room.

You smell nice.

You're not supposed to be in here.

There's so much noise out there, I couldn't sleep.

I came to your bed for a sleep, okay?

No funny business.

No.

You don't mind?

No.

So now you and me have a good sleep.

Pour on, pour on,

I will endure.

That's the man.

That's him.

After him, lads.

Oh, my God.

I've got to take him out myself.

Mrs. Kramer.

Dr. McCannon, how nice to see you. It's all going wonderfully well. Do go on

through.

You brought some beagles with you.

Shall I?

Sit.

I'm so sorry. It's a private clinic this evening. If you'd like to make an

appointment... Perhaps you'd better go through.

I find it all rather sad, Maureen. But then I'm in love with my wife.

We all have to be broad -minded these days.

Oh, well, Professor Eugenides.

That's it.

What a big boy.

Wait!

On the floor, that one of you!

Look what you've done. You've only killed

Professor Eugenides.

Oh,

I didn't mean to, honest.

What seems to be the problem?

Heart, I think, Dr. McCannon.

Fine, fine.

Who are you?

J .G. McKellen, senior consultant physician.

How forced it to happen to drop by.

Well, uh... Dong, I guess.

Hmm.

Dong.

wonderfully reverberant, like a great tolling bell towering over the tinkles

winkles.

Quite a challenge to live up to, though, I should imagine.

I haven't had to give too many refunds. Oh, I'm sure you haven't, Jack.

I haven't had too many refusals, either. Oh, I sensed that the first time I saw

you. As a woman, I thought I'd never met a man so firmly centered in his

essential maleness.

What, Jack?

Well, it was kind of strange to me.

Well, maybe Europe's different from the States, but... Oh, don't get me wrong,

Rose, I'm having a swell time.

I'm glad.

But, uh... Yes?

I kind of thought we'd... get it on, you know?

Oh, Jack, we are getting it on.

We are?

Listen, Jack, I'm going to tell you a secret.

Normally, I only respond emotionally to women.

Does that shock you?

It surprises me a little, I guess.

It takes a very unusual kind of man, Jack, to interest me.

A very rare and special kind of man.

Someone who has the formidable phallic power I sense in you,

Jack. Really?

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

It's for you.

Oh, shoot.

Hey, Charlie, this is a bad time.

Okay, Charlie, I'll be right there.

Ah, shoot.

You have to go now.

I guess.

Oh, dear.

It seems a shame to leave things up in the air.

Hey, boy.

Prince.

Good morning.

Hello, Greta.

Did you have a good sleep?

Yes, I had a wonderful sleep.

How about you?

Bad sleep for a long time.

Dr. Dacre?

No, I was awake, Jock, just.

Yes, sure.

In half an hour, that suits you?

There's nothing to panic about, is there, Jock?

Right. See you then.

Work?

Work.

Can I wait for you here?

Yes.

Yes, of course you can.

Morning. Lovely day, isn't it?

How did it all go last night?

Well...

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