All language subtitles for A Very Peculiar Practice s02e01 The New Frontier.eng

The Sick University, Volume 2, by Jock
McKinnon, M .D.

After Ernest Hemingway, the poisoned
dwarf, had failed

to sell his university to the Japanese,
after he left, dismissed,

disgraced to a knighthood and insider
dealings in the city,

After the policemen from Hendon had come
and gone, finding the University of

Lowlands had beds which were too small,
but a moral cesspit had no fit place for

young and impressionable bobbies.

Then the darkness descended, and the
wind swept over the barren lands.

The doctor was sick at heart.

The nymphs had departed.

The center had fallen apart.

It seemed that Lowlands was to die.

Then, one morning, sitting by the
stagnant lake brooding upon the death of

empires, the doctor felt a new breeze
blowing from the west.

Sweet voices whispered to him from the
waters, speaking of a new initiative.

A reprieve for Rorans.

Massive investment in the new
technologies.

And a new vice -chancellor.

The second coming.

A new star rising from the west.

And what rough beast, a tower come round
at last, louches towards lowlands

to be born.

Kind of a little bitty pissant place,
wouldn't you say, Jack?

Sure it is, Julie.

But we're going to make it a paradise on
Earth.

Let's get this show on the road.

And Dr.

Stephen Dacre to take over as head of
the pack.

I thought of grooming me for the top, I
think.

Six months tall in the Far East.

Hong Kong, for starters.

Amazing, eh?

Look, give it up. Stay here. Marry me.

No, I'm sorry. It's not fair.

Nobody belongs to anybody else.

I won't be gone forever, Stephen.

No, but you won't be coming back here
either, will you?

I don't know.

No, I don't suppose I will.

Right.

Okay.

Hold it there, sir.

What? Can I see your path, sir?

No, look, I'm Dr.

Baker. And you haven't got a path.

Well, I can't let you in, sir.

No, you don't understand.

This is the medical center. I'm the
director of the medical center.

This is not the medical center.

Morning, sir. Ah,

I say, excuse me. Don't go in there,
sir.

Why not?

Well, if you did...

I'd have to use reasonable force to
restrain you. Oh, this is ridiculous.

Well, term starts next week. The medical
center looks after the health of 3 ,000

staff and students. Are you telling me
it's closed down?

You have to take that up with central
administration, sir.

It's no good getting hysterical with me.

I'm not getting hysterical with... Yes,
all right. Thanks very much for your

help.

Good morning.

My name is Dacre. I'm head of the
medical practice here.

At least I thought I was. I want to see
the vice -chancellor on a matter of

urgency. Well, of course, Dr. Dacre.

I know he's very keen to see you.

Dr. Dacre's here, Jack.

Send him in.

I don't need a pass. I don't need an
identity card.

Why, of course not, Dr. Dacre.

Just go right in.

Oh, hello, Stephen. Morning, buddy.

Jack Daniels. It's great to meet you,
Steve.

I've heard a lot about you from Bobby
Buzzard here and Rose.

Now, hey, here we are.

How do you do? Just fine, Steve. Come
on, sit down. Let's talk.

No, if you don't mind, I'll just... Come
on.

Please.

Good vacation, Steve.

Yes, fine, thanks.

Look, I'm sorry, I just don't understand
what's going on here. Now we're making

some changes, B.

That's what's going on.

Including closing down the medical
center?

Ah, gee.

Bobby, Rose, I guess I don't need any
more of your time right now?

Oh, right, fine, of course.

Thanks very much, Vice Chancellor. Thank
you for your input, Bobby.

Rose?

You give very good meaning.

Thank you, Jack.

So do you.

Steve, I'd like to let you into some of
our thinking about the new lowlands.

We're going for excellence.

If we can't win, we're not going to
play. Look, all I want to know is...

take cybernetics. They're popping with
new ideas, busting out of their play

pens. So we give them space to grow,
right?

Philosophy. Eight old boys with research
constipation. Nothing in the pipeline.

Kind of a diddly squat department.

So we take the euthanasia option.

I see.

And so on those criteria, you're telling
me you're closing down the medical

center. Excuse me, Steve.

Honey, I'm in a meeting. Can I call you
back?

No, it's a man, Julie. It's a doctor.

No, honey, I'm fine.

Honey, I swear to you, there are no
roaches in the kitchen.

Take it easy, Julie.

Julie, Julie, Julie, listen to me. I
want you to go and have a shower, honey,

and I'll call you right back.

I'm sure I love you. Now, will you do
that for me? I have to hang up now,

Well, that was Julie.

I guess she's having some adjustment
problems.

Uh, Julie is my wife, Steve.

I'm sorry.

I mean, uh... Steve, I'm not gonna hold
back on you.

I've decided to go with you guys. I
believe in what you're trying to do

I'm giving you a whole new medical
center.

Really? I've studied your profile in the
Pretty Man Report, Steve. I like the

quality of your thinking. I know you're
going to pick this one up and run with

it.

Well, thanks.

I don't want to seem churlish, but don't
you think I should have been consulted

about the new medical center?

Ah, gee.

Don't be grouchy with me, Steve.

I guess I wanted you to enjoy your
vacation.

But I think you're going to like what
we've done. You see, I'm bringing some

very special people to Lowlands.

Valuable people.

And they need to know we value them,
right? So we give them the best.

Isn't everybody valuable?

Hey, right.

I love that.

That's what I came to Europe to hear.

Everybody is valuable.

That's the bottom line.

Thinking like that, who needs a
philosophy department?

Come on over here, Steve.

I have dreams for this place.

I'm not just talking Nobel Prizes.

I'm talking string quartets.

I'm talking human fulfillment.

I'm talking Plato's Republic, damn it.

I guess that might sound a little naive
to you.

No, no.

It's inspiring, really.

When I first came here, I thought, well,
here was a place where I could really

do the job properly.

Actually push back the frontiers of
health care.

And what with one thing and another, I
don't think we've achieved that yet.

We will now.

We're going to make the earth shake here
at Lowlands.

Hey, come on, Steve.

Let's get some air.

I want to feel the grass under my feet.

Well, you certainly made a good
impression, Rose.

Thank you, Bob.

So did you. Do you think so?

Hard to tell with Americans, isn't it? I
mean, they're not really fully human,

are they?

Nice fellow, though, in his way. Family
man, too.

Brought his no doubt bloody frightful
wife with him and his no doubt bloody

monstrous kids.

How many did he say he had?

Ten, was it? Just four, I think. By God,
I wouldn't like four American kids.

Still, he is a family man and that
counts for something these days.

I've often thought you missed a lot not
being a family man, Rose.

Nothing like it for putting you in touch
with life's brutal realities.

God, sometimes I wish I could just shut
up.

Bob, are you all right?

Fine, fine. Absolutely marvellous.

Do you really think he liked me?

Why, of course he did, Bob.

He recognised an essential kinship with
you.

Something a man can't have with a woman.

He called you Bobby. But not Robert. He
saw you as a brother, Bob.

Jack and Bobby.

Don't those names resonate for you?

What?

Yes, I see.

Of course, we have to remember what
happened to Bobby Kennedy.

I feel so good about this place, you
know.

What are those men doing?

Just the same as we are, Steve.
Breathing God's good air.

Don't worry about them. They're two of
the good guys.

They're part of the team.

How do you feel about your team, Steve?

Can they deliver?

Have they got the right stuff for us?

Yes, I think so. With good facilities, I
think we can do a first -class job. All

I'm saying, if you want any of them
taken out, we can facilitate that.

Any or all of them.

We want you to be happy with your team.

Well, uh... No.

We've had our differences here and
there, but, uh... No, I wouldn't want to

any of them.

Okay, Steve.

Whatever you say.

Now, you're moving into Kennedy Hall as
resident warden, right? Yes, I am. I'm

looking forward to it.

Well, that is, if you... No, no, it's
fine. It's great.

I'd like you to develop your role in the
university, Steve. Get your quality of

caring at Kennedy Hall.

I'd like your finger on the pulse there.

I guess that name has special vibes for
me.

John F. Kennedy.

Yeah.

Ever sense there's someone up there
looking down and listening?

You mean John F. Kennedy?

No, not Kennedy.

God?

I'm talking about the Soviets, Steve.

You think I'm kidding?

Just 24 ,000 miles up, there's a Soviet
satellite beaming signals back to

Moscow.

And right now, I'd like to think there's
a guy in Moscow checking out a screen

saying, holy shit, they're starting
something special there in lowlands.

It's a small world, Steve.

I have to leave you now.

Steve, I believe you have the right
stuff for us.

Well, let's go to work.

Carry on, sir.

You're quite sure?

All yours, Dr. Baker.

Listen, staff nurse, my only concern is
the patients and their well -being.

Morning. That should be your priority,
too.

If you want to have a moan, go and talk
to a sister, but do it during your own

time, not when you're on duty.

Thank you. Sir, Brian has a nice thing.
This is a hospital filled with sick,

sick people needing our care.

The medical centre is closed. There is
no point in waiting.

If it's an emergency, you can telephone
the emergency number.

Hello, Mrs. Kramer.

Oh, hello, Dr. Dacre.

Isn't this wonderful?

Yes, it does seem rather wonderful. I
can't quite believe it.

Of course, the patients are going to
spoil it, though. I mean, clashing with

colour schemes, leaving all their awful
specks and stains everywhere.

A doctor buzzard. Thought we might be
able to make them all wait outside in

rain.

But I don't suppose that's really on,
though.

Is it?

Mrs. Kramer.

Oh, that's not a patient.

That's Mr. Perks of Estates and
Buildings.

Jeffrey Perks. Pleased to meet you, Dr.
Dacre.

Trust you'll find everything up to
specification?

Well, if I didn't specify anything, I'm
not sure I'd know.

All here, Dr. Taker. Think you'll find
it all in order. We've really moved

heaven and earth on this one.

Shall we?

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry!

Given your prestigiously high security
rating, you'll be pleased to hear.

Well, actually, a health centre's
supposed to be accessible.

One body lab, as specified.

Be with you later, buddy.

Can't stop now.

This new gear is magic.

Just run the whole battery of tests on
young Maureen here.

Won't bore you with the details. Main
findings were nice strong legs.

working vocabulary of the average hod
carrier, and strong positive indications

for a total brain transplant.

Isn't that so, Maureen?

Right.

That is it.

Oh, Maureen. I have better things to do
than stand around being cruelly insulted

by this man.

You, Dr. Buzzard, are a pathetic,
misogynistic, overgrown schoolboy with

and charm of a Doberman pincher. And
how's that? for a hod carrier's

Excuse me.

Nice to see you, Dr. Dacre.

I trust you had a nice, peaceful
holiday.

I shall be fit to be spoken to in about
half an hour.

Till then, I'm going to listen to my
Bruce Springsteen tapes.

That is not going to inconvenience
anybody.

And I don't particularly care if they
don't.

Sorry.

She was absolutely good as gold till you
two came along.

It perks there.

I think he's sexually excited.

Well, there goes another morning's work.

Oh, well, I suggest we postpone the
dispensary.

Dr. Rosemary, the area is this way.

If you'd care to check it out for me,
Dr. Dacre, if you don't mind, I won't.

Hello, Stephen.

This is beautiful.

Thank you.

The states were remarkably cooperative.

I think we'll be able to do some really
significant work here. But forgive me,

Stephen. I do think we should start as
we mean to go on.

Don't you?

Well, yes, of course. Naturally.

What do you mean?

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Rose.

You can't do that.

You mean you're forbidding it?

As head of the practice?

Well, no, of course not. But, I mean,
are you saying you don't want to treat

male patients at all anymore?

I haven't finalised my thoughts on that
yet, Stephen. I'm not a total

separatist, as you know.

But I felt it was the right time to
claim a space for women.

A kind of sanctuary.

What about men? Don't they need
sanctuary too?

Oh, Stephen, men have always had
sanctuary.

Well, I do think we need to discuss this
further, Rose.

Of course, Stephen.

I'll look forward to that.

Right.

The elderly gentleman's in here, Dr.
Dager.

Hello, Jock.

Stephen, my dear boy, you've come back.

All is not lost. Of course I've come
back. Raring to go.

Making yourself at home?

I have no home. I have no kingdom.

These remnants I have shored against my
ruins.

Their eyes are everywhere.

Jock, everything's going to be all
right. We've survived.

The new VC believes in what we're doing.

I think.

Well, he must do. I mean, look at all
he's given us. We're going to make it

work, Jock.

Poor wee laddy.

Poor little innocent prince.

Stephen?

I want you to have this.

No, I couldn't, really.

Yes, the old stag must bow his antler
while the young buck goes into rut.

Take it, Stephen.

Rule my kingdom well.

Well, thank you, Mr. Perks. If you'd
like to leave the plans and so on with

me... Help me, Dr. Dacre.

I'm sorry?

I think I'm having a sort of... Look,
could you just move the... I don't like

the way he's... Yes, of course. I'm
sorry.

You see, our whole philosophy in a state
is about stopping people getting what

they want.

We went two years to 1987 without a
brickie on the site.

And now three major works in June, all
on cost -plus financing.

We're ahead of schedule.

It isn't right.

You might adjust.

It can be very fulfilling getting things
done.

Oh, no.

I couldn't cope with the... Oh, no.

But in the meantime, we can certainly
give you something to help you with the

symptoms.

Could you? Really?

That's why we're here, Mr. Perks.

I'd like to make this initial meeting
quite a short one, just to outline some

the ways we might move forward.

I myself feel very optimistic.

Is that the general feeling?

Rose? I'm quite happy.

I found the new vice -chancellor very
receptive to my ideas, rather more so

you've been so far.

No, really.

It was just that I felt that your really
wonderful work with the Well Woman

Centre could be developed further.

A Well Person Centre, perhaps.

I'd like you to think about that.

Jock, everything OK so far?

Why, this is hell.

Nor are we out of it, Stephen.

The University of Lowlands has sold
itself to the Prince of Darkness.

Well, at least someone's picked up that
tab.

Brilliant. Chance to get on with our
lives.

I've checked out that body lab, Steve,
and it's got everything I've been asking

for for years. Once we get it up and
running, we need never see or touch a

patient again.

I'm not sure that's what we're aiming
for, Bob.

Well, I am buddy with some very nasty
diseases about.

Mind you, half the software's faulty.

This'll make you laugh.

I gave myself a psychometric scan just
now and came out as a borderline

psychopath.

Sounds about right to me.

Stephen, I know we're democratic, but do
we have to have the servants in for

every meeting?

Listen, you... Maureen, Bob, please.

I was going to say that I'd like to
initiate a series of staff workshops,

exploring more fruitful ways we might
work with patients, and together, as a

team.

I'd like to have the input of an
experienced psychiatric counsellor to

do that.

An excellent idea, Stephen, my dear
chap, and I shall be glad to help as a

experienced psychiatric counsellor.

No, no, Jock, I'm really grateful, but
you're part of the team, you see.

I really do think we need a detached
observer.

Yes, yes, say no more.

I understand, Stephen, how you would
need to spurn and humiliate your former

leader. Jock, that's ridiculous.

Aye, and ridicule me too.

I should be grateful you have not flayed
me and nailed my belt to the façade.

Oh, do carry on, my dear chap. Pay no
attention to old Jock.

Just a couple of routine things.

Medicals for new academic staff.

A Dr. Grotowska in art history.

I'll take care of him if you like.

And Greg Trout in mechanical
engineering.

Any offers?

Oh, what the hell, Mother Falke.

I'll take the engineer.

I like engineers.

Cheerful chap. No intellectual
pretensions.

No intellect.

Ah, thanks, Bob.

Well, I sense that's just about as far
as we can go today.

Look, I know it's a very difficult
transition for us all, but I do think we

could try and approach it positively.

Thank you all very much.

May I?

Of course, Rose.

This isn't a no -go area.

Don't be bitter, Stephen.

Well, I can't see how I managed to
alienate everyone.

Really? You were strong, Stephen.

You claimed your territory as head of
the practice.

I admired that.

Responded to it.

Thank you, Rose.

Perhaps especially because I understand
the pain you're going through just now.

No, I'm fine, honestly, Rose.

I do empathise. I'm not a man.

But for you, at your age, with a broken
marriage behind you, to be rejected by

someone you love so much... Lynn didn't
exactly reject me, Rose. She was offered

a good job and she took it.

I thought she would have approved of
that.

I do myself.

Really. Don't put away the pain,
Stephen.

No, to be rejected by someone you love
so much...

Well, I should think it must feel rather
like having your penis cut off.

I hadn't quite envisaged it like that,
Rose.

Oh, I think you have, Stephen.

Deep down in your essential maleness.

Well, thank you very much, Rose. Was
there anything else?

Yes, there was, Stephen. I've been
thinking about what you said at the

And I'm prepared to offer a male
sexuality workshop.

Really?

Oh, that's wonderful, Rose.

You might like to participate when it's
underway.

It might help.

Well, thank you, Rose.

I'll certainly think about that.

Good.

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

It's not unusual to have fun with
anyone.

When I see you hanging about with
anyone.

It's not unusual to see me cry.

Aren't you a bit young for this, love?

Do you think you lost the pace?

Drink? No, thanks.

I'm looking for... Excuse me.

When I see you out and about, it's such
a crime.

Oh, shit. You're not the new warden
bloke.

Yes, I am.

Oh, shit. I didn't think you'd be here
yet.

Well, the thing is, all the other rooms
are full of geriatric ravers, right?

I got back early. I had to have
somewhere to keep and work. Well, it's a

madhouse, this place, right?

Look, I'll be out in five minutes. It's
no hassle.

No, hold on.

How did you get in?

Uh, flexible friend.

No, it's all right. I'm a bona fide
student.

Sammy Lynn.

Ask anyone.

Here, shake hands.

People always feel better when they
shake hands.

Stephen Dacre.

Very pleased to meet you, Stephen.

Engineering student?

No, international law. The bikes for
work, 24 -hour deliveries.

I'm working my way through college,
right?

But don't you have a grant?

Oh, dear.

Well, some of us have got expensive
taste, Stephen, like we need to eat

day sort of thing.

Look, if I kick you out, where are you
going to sleep tonight?

You don't want to worry about that.

You're a warden now, and wardens are
hard bastards.

If you're not a hard bastard, people are
going to take advantage of you.

And you're a hard bastard, aren't you,
Sammy?

Soft as shit.

All right, you can sleep on the sofa in
here, but just for the night, all right?

Right.

Oh, do take a seat, miss.

Look. Half past two is set. The
appointment now is 2 .45.

The doctors are very busy, you know.

Maybe they should organize their time
better. Do you think we are not busy

people? Me and these men here?

Do you think we have nothing else to do
but lurk about waiting for doctors? I'm

sure I've no idea.

No moping in the

health center, please.

Dr. Grotowski to see Dr. Dacre, please.

Yes? Here I am.

Dr. Grotowska? Yes.

I'm terribly sorry. There's been a
misunderstanding.

I was expecting a man.

I wonder if you'd mind making another?

Well, you see, the nurse isn't here this
afternoon.

And? Well, for a female patient, she'd
normally be present. You can't do this

your own?

Well, yes, of course I can. You're
scared of women?

No, of course I'm not. You don't like
them?

Well, yes, I do. So where's the problem?
Start the medical.

Right.

You're joining the art history
department?

Yes. That's interesting. Any special
period?

I don't have a special period. I'm a
theorist.

My special subject is iconography of the
male nude.

I see.

This frightens many men.

Maybe it's me.

I'm Polish, you know.

Yes. Just a few routine questions.

Have you had any medical history we
should know about?

No. No serious illnesses, no operations?

No. Have you consulted a doctor over,
say, the last five years? No.

You're super fit then. Yeah.

Tell me, have you had any history at all
of psychiatric trouble?

You think I'm crazy, is that it?

No, I don't think you're crazy. It's
just a question I have to put to you.

Okay, you put it. Good boy, no history.

Anorexia, for example, is extremely
common amongst intelligent young women,

an anorexic episode in the past wouldn't
be about your appointment.

You think I'm too thin. That's your
problem. I like to eat. Don't worry.

All right.

Well, I'd like to examine you now, so if
you just go behind that screen and sit

down to your bra and pants.

This is necessary?

I'm afraid so, yes. It won't take very
long.

I don't have bra.

Uh, well...

I tell you what, I use my initiative.

In here, right?

Oh, right.

Mechanical engineering, eh?

I don't mind telling you.

If I had my time again, I'd have gone
into metal instead of flesh.

Turn around.

What car do you drive? Morgan.

Louder. Morgan. Clear as a bell.

Good cars, too.

Yes, I rebuilt it myself, actually. Did
you? By God, now there's a useful skill.

Rebuild my old BMW, if you like.

Falling to bits.

Park next.

Hell, bells!

I'm supposed to be on the squash court
in five minutes.

Squash player.

Any good?

Not bad.

I'll play you for a fiver sometime,
then. You're wrong, buddy.

Look. It's medical, the joke. You're
obviously a fine young fellow, so what

we farting about here for?

Let's get on with our lives.

You take your time and get dressed, and
I'll just go and thrash the lodgings,

officer. Right, fine. Thank you very
much.

Good, that's fine.

Do you examine your breasts regularly?

Yes, I do.

Good.

Yes, I enjoy it, too.

You're not making this easy for me, are
you? That's what women are for, to make

things easy for you.

I'd like to examine your abdomen now.

Help yourself.

Thank you.

You finish already?

Not so interesting as a breast?

If you just sit up and face away from
me, I'd like to listen to your lungs.

Ah, no, you don't need to. Just lift it
a little, thank you.

Do you want me to say ah?

Or maybe sing to you? No, that's quite
all right, thank you.

Would you just lie down on your front
for a moment?

What for?

Just for a moment.

I could just... So that's it. You want
to get my pants off.

Why didn't you say it at the start?

What's this?

My bum, I should imagine.

No, no, no. This mole.

Well, it's a mole.

You're not the first one to admire it.

How long have you had it?

I don't know. Long time.

It's quite large, isn't it? Has it
always been that size? I don't know.

Tell me, has it changed colour at all? I
don't know. Do you think I spend all my

time looking at my bum or what? Look,
get out of there. I've had enough of

I really think you should see a
dermatologist about it. It would

best to have it removed just to be on
the safe side. I can arrange that for

Listen, you don't like my mole. That's
your problem. There is nothing wrong

it. It's a nice mole.

Probably quite right.

Let me just have another look. No,
you've had your fun.

Listen, do you think I don't know what
this is all about?

I come in here, I am a woman. You're
scared of women.

So to make yourself feel better, you
make me take my clothes off and mess

inside my pants and then try to frighten
me, yes?

Easy with the foreigner.

What?

time don't pick Polish. Now you know.
Dr. Grotowski, it's not like that at

Now, if I'd realized you were a woman,
I'd have had a nurse present throughout

the examination.

And then it would have been different,
yes?

Yes, it damn well would.

I mean... Yes, I bet it would.

I really do recommend you to see a
specialist about that melanoma.

You're telling me I have a cancer, is
that it? No, it's almost certainly not

malignant. It's not enough to humiliate
you. You want to see me weep with

terror, yes? No, really, look, this is
just a dreadful misunderstanding. No, I

don't think so. Am I free?

You go now. Yes, of course.

Hey. Thank you for coming to see me, Dr.
Katowska.

Since the Middle Ages, the traditional
mode of instruction in higher education

has been the formal lecture.

The lecture, however, is a strikingly
ineffective mode of communication.

Research has established that the
average attention span of the

audience is only 10 .4 minutes.

New lecturers would do well to note this
very significant... Yes?

So that's why you stand here in a gray
suit and bore our tits away for 40

minutes? Long time to make one small
point, I think.

Yes.

Well?

Here is a slide carousel.

Very simple to operate.

Hey, mister, I think I come back when
you get your act together.

Maybe next year, okay?

No, please. This is most important.

Dr.

Kutowska?

You were splendid in there.

No, I mean... Well, you said exactly
what I was thinking, only... Well, I'd

never have the nerve.

So, well, I'm Polish.

Hey, I know you. You had the medical.
What was it like?

Well, fine.

They didn't make a big deal of it?

Well, no, I was in and out in five
minutes, actually. No heavy innuendo, no

groping inside your underpan?

Oh, bloody hell, no.

Look. What do you mean? Not this much.

Look, I'm going down here. Goodbye.

Look, why don't we have a... coffee or
something?

Hello,

Cleveland. Oh, no.

Just one night. No, no, it's not like
that. It's a social call. I've come to

thanks. Well, you saved my life. I got
me bike together, collected the money I

was owed, got me room back.

I'm nearly in position to start thinking
about doing an essay.

So, I got you a present, right?

Certainly, I'm overwhelmed.

Hey, Stephen, I wonder if I might ask
you. I'm in a state of temporary

upheaval. That wouldn't be a very
fortuitous... Come in,

Jock.

no use you waiting, Dr.

Grotowska. Surgery is over.

The doctors have gone home.

The woman hasn't. Dr.

Rosemarie is off duty.

If it's an emergency, you can phone the
emergency number.

Couldn't you just ask? Is this so
difficult for you?

Good night, Mrs. Kramer.

Good evening.

Can I talk to you, please?

Now. I'm so sorry, Doctor. I did try to
explain, but she didn't seem to

understand.

Yes, all right, Mrs. Kramer.

It's Dr.

Grotowska, isn't it? Yes.

But I understood Dr.

Dacre was looking after you. Yes.

That's what they want to talk to you
about.

Why do you want to talk to me?

Because you're a woman.

Yes, of course I'll see you, Dr.

Grotowska. Come on through.

Oh, you go on, Mrs. Craver.

I'll look up when I go.

Your very good health, Mr. Lim.

Sammy.

Yeah, right.

Cheers.

Well, this is very pleasant.

I don't recall your face, Mr. Lim. Have
I never had the pleasure of treating

you? Probably not, Dr. McKinnon. I'm
never ill, see. This will never do.

Where would the medical profession be if
everybody took your irresponsible

attitude?

Still, you're an excellent fellow. You
sensed, as I did, Dr. Baker's inner

loneliness, and you came to his sucker.

No, I'm fine, Jock. I'm just tired.

Actually, I was thinking of getting to
bed early tonight.

No, no, human fellowship is what you
crave.

Now, Mr. Lim, Sammy, this chap here is a
bit pale about the gills already. If

you could just pop down to the shop and
get him a couple of friends, you'd make

an old man very happy. Here, you'll need
some of this.

Right, you're on, Jock. And three
bindaloo curries to tickle the gonads.

Dr. McCann. Jock, I really don't think
this is a good idea. And a bottle of

lemonade for Dr. Dacre.

Jock. No, no, I won't hear a word of
thanks.

The forces of evil are mapping against
us. You need me at your side, Stephen. I

feel it in my bones. See?

I have come prepared.

Old Jock has come to stay with you.

Oh.

Uh, how long?

As long as you need me, dear man.

As long as you need me.

So.

Not so nice, eh?

Do you believe me or not?

Greta, is it all right if I call you
Greta? Sure, but it's Greta like she's

Greta.

I do believe you.

Stephen Dacre is a good doctor, as male
doctors go.

He's working under a great strain at
present.

So who isn't?

He's recently been appointed head of
this practice, and this really is in

confidence.

He's not quite equal to the task.

And his personal life, well, it's a long
story, but, well, it was on the cards

that sooner or later Stephen would lose
control.

I don't understand what you're saying
here.

He's this nice man, can't do his job,
mess up sex life, so OK, let him assault

few patients, maybe he'll feel better.
Too bad about the patients.

Is that it?

No, it isn't, Greta.

Every woman has the right to consult her
doctor without the fear of being

mistreated. Good.

And if I were in your position, I'd feel
it my duty to make an accusation of

misconduct for the sake of other women.
But I wouldn't press you on that, Greta.

It will involve some embarrassment.

I can stand it.

I don't embarrass so easily.

Good.

I'll be happy to help you prepare it, if
you like.

Thanks. The VC should be made aware that
it's in the offing.

I could do that for you.

And, Greta, you should consult a
dermatologist as soon as possible. The

being, it'll help your case if we can
establish there's absolutely no

possibility of a malignant melanoma. I
get the point.

I'm not a dozy bugger, you know.

Yes, I grasped that straight away.

Look, Greta, all this must have been a
bit of an ordeal for you.

Not too bad.

I was wondering whether you'd like to
come back with me for a bite of supper.

Yes.

I would. I mean, you can't have met many
people yet.

I'll tell you something.

You're the first person I've met here
who is not a bloody idiot.

Come on, Schwarzenberger, we're on in 45
seconds. If you're not out there, I

claim default.

Court physicists were supposed to have
some notion of time.

Ah, Trout the engineer.

Ah, hi.

How are you? Never better. How do you
get on? Win?

Just about.

Dave Kelly is seeing to.

Not just a pretty face, though.

Tell you what.

You and me, 7 .30 tomorrow morning,
right?

Right. Fine.

Be a bloody peasant. This court's booked
till 7 .30. Look, you've got to come.

There's a chap collapsed in the changing
room.

Look, I'm off duty. I am playing squash.
I think he's dead.

Well, a doctor's not going to be much
bloody use to him then.

Oh, all right.

God, what it is to have a conscience.

Not much going on there.

Yes, I tell you, he snuffed it. Come on,
let's get him over.

Good Lord, Trout.

I'm supposed to be playing him tomorrow
morning.

Well, well.

Buzzard wins by default.

Well, I'm sure glad you let me in on
this one, Rose.

Gee, though, I don't know, I...

I guess they had Steve Dacre down as one
of the right guys.

I think we all did.

Well, these things can be tricky.

Now, this Dr.

Grotowska... Well, I'm not suggesting
she made it up, but maybe she just got

wires crossed. Maybe it was just a
misunderstanding.

I wish I could agree with you. But,
Jack, that sort of misunderstanding

just happen by chance.

I shouldn't imagine that you've ever
found yourself in that situation.

Well, I guess not.

No.

When a man is really deeply centered in
his masculinity, a woman always knows

exactly where she stands.

One way or another.

Yeah.

Does anybody know where Rose is?

No idea.

Right then, we'll start.

Greg Trout, the new man in mechanical
engineering, died last night after

collapsing in the changing rooms.

You went with him to the hospital, Bob.

I was there for three bloody hours.

Daphne was going bananas by the time I
got home.

You see, she'd arranged one of her
bloody silly dinner parties. Oh, sorry.

You go on.

What did Bagot say to you last night,
Bob?

Um, not much.

You know how these consultants bumble
on. A lot of old women.

Sorry, Rose.

He was pretty unequivocal on the phone
this morning. Hole in the heart.

Absolute rubbish.

You did the medical on him, didn't you,
Bob? Yes. I did. Chap seemed fit as a

fiddle. So you checked out the heart,
then? Of course I did. No sign of any

heart murmur? None at all.

Are you sure, Bob?

Good God, you know how it is. You go
through the motions like shaving.

Anyway, this chap was built like a
racehorse. Hole in the heart, I don't

it. I'm not interested in what you
believe, Bob. I'm interested in whether

conducted a full and conscientious
medical examination, because if you

you brought this practice into
disrepute. Don't be so bloody wet.

gentlemen, if I might interpose, is
there not another pointed issue here?

The young man leaves a widow in Hull, I
understand. That poor wee lass, because

of Bob's lenient examination of her
husband, now receives a full university

pension. Absolutely.

Had he died between jobs, uninsurable,
where would the poor wee lass be then?

I'm very glad for the widow, but that is
not the pointed issue.

Now, I'm sorry, Bob, if there are any
legal comebacks from this, you're on

own. Well, thank you very bloody much
indeed.

You know what I think? I think you're
going off your trolley.

Stephen, may I have a word in private?

Any time this morning would do.

Yes, yes, of course, Rose.

Elaine, have Charlie come in with a file
on Steve Dacre.

Oh, yeah, and the...

One on Dr. Rosemary.

Oh, Stephen, I'm awfully sorry about
this.

I can't understand it.

She had a melanoma. I told her to get it
checked out. It's standard practice.

She seemed a bit upset, but then they
often are.

Yes, of course.

Actually, she was an awkward customer,
Rose. I don't think I handled her very

well.

Handled her?

Oh, come on. Rose dealt with her.

But you did touch her.

Well, of course I touched her. It was a
physical examination, but it was an

absolutely routine job.

Which Nath Gaghan will confirm.

Well, no, she won't. She wasn't there.

Oh, Stephen, was that wise?

Oh, there was some sort of clerical
error. Dr. Gutowsky was entered as a

Oh.

What?

You don't think there's anything in
this, do you, Rose?

Stephen, I know you've been going
through a...

difficult emotional time.

But I know you wouldn't deliberately do
anything unethical.

I'll do all I can to help you with your
defense.

You really think it's going to come to
that?

She's a very determined young woman,
Stephen.

But I want you to know you can count on
me as a friend and a colleague.

Hey, Doc.

Ron Rust.

Art council fellow in creative writing,
as ever was.

They've renewed my contract.

And that's not all.

They love me at the BBC.

They want a second series.

It's not right, though, is it?

I mean, blokes like you and me, we were
meant to suffer.

I am suffering.

You look all right to me. What's the
matter?

I've lost my girlfriend.

I've made a new enemy.

And I'm facing charges of gross
misconduct.

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Lovely day, though.

But you have no appointment, Dr.
Kretaska. But is he in?

I'm afraid I can't tell you. Excuse me.
Yes, so he's in. Is anyone with him?

All right. I'll go and find out.

Dr. Kretaska!

Hi, it's me.

No, look, you and I shouldn't be
talking.

But I want to tell you something. I
won't take long. I'm sorry, this may

rude. No, I don't actually mind if it
does or not. I don't want to talk to

You can say what you want to say to the
GMC.

I'm not going to do that now.

You're not?

I changed my mind.

Oh, you did.

Well, thank you very much indeed.

Look, I want to say something to you.
It's not so bad it won't kill you.

Five minutes.

All right.

They took my mole away.

Oh, yes.

And the consultant, he said, okay, not
malignant.

I'm glad.

She said, absolutely right to refer me
for biopsy.

You must have a pretty sharp GP, she
said.

I said, funny, he seems a bit of an
asshole to me.

An asshole or not, you thought he knows
what he's doing.

Thank you.

I thought I ought to tell you this.

Don't expect you get too many
compliments being a bit of an asshole

everything.

I thought I ought to tell you I... I
don't think you're so bad.

I see.

I don't suppose you've any interest in
what I think of you.

I think you're one of the most
unpleasant and aggressive people I've

very long time.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
It was very unprofessional.

You think I am a rude, nasty girl?

Yes, I do.

Good.

You can see me again if you like.

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