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A fine romance with no kiddies. A fine
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romance, my friend, this is. They think
we're like a couple of hot tomatoes.
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But we're as cold as yet it is
Mappetato.
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A fine romance with no wrestling. A
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fine romance.
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With no nestlings, we might as well play
bridge with our maiden aunts.
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Love hadn't got a charm.
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This is a fine romance.
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Helen! Hello.
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Can't stay?
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Oh, thanks for coming. Turn up.
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How long, I mean.
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Oh, you're working.
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No, any excuse to get away from that.
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What is it?
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A novel.
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Oh, you always said a novel was the
translator's dream.
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Not this one.
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It's about a man who loses his soul in a
plastics factory.
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Is he fine, Miss Kent? I don't know.
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He's still agonising. He's been
agonising for the last 80 pages.
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Well, cheer up.
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Phil and I thought we'd eat out tonight.
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Would you and Mike like to come along?
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Oh. Um... Oh, no, thanks. Coffee?
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No, thanks.
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Why not?
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Well, I don't exactly know what Mike's
doing this evening.
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Well, ask him.
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I may not be able to.
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Glass of wine?
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No, thank you.
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Well, would you like me to write out an
invitation and then you can hand it to
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him? No, it's not that. I just may not
be seeing Mike this evening. I haven't
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seen him for two or three days.
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I haven't had a row.
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No, no, no. It's just that sometimes I
don't see him. He kind of goes
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Well, he just feels cooped up. I mean,
it is a small flat.
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It's cosy. Yes, cosy.
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But small.
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I know Mike thinks it because sometimes
he prowls about.
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Not an old force.
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No, not an old force.
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Sorry. Go on.
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Well, it's just that if there are two of
you here and one gets bored with what
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the other one's doing, there's nowhere
for the other one to go.
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Well, you can always go for a walk round
the window box.
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You're in a perfectly silly mood today.
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Yes. You're pregnant.
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I think I might be.
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Oh, Helen!
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Oh!
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Why didn't you tell me? I just did.
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Yes, but before you let me go on about
French novels and Mike prowling around
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and...
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Well, I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow.
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Oh.
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If he'll please.
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What did he say? Did he give you a
cigar?
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Oh, I haven't told him yet.
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Why ever not?
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Well, I want to wait till I'm absolutely
sure.
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Oh, I would. Yes, I know you would.
You'd have it on the news at ten.
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Aunt Laura.
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I can't knit.
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I know that.
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Oh, Aunt Laura. Oh, no, it sounds as if
I wear hairy suits and Lyle stockings.
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It doesn't. Auntie Laura.
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Yes! Oh, no. That sounds like I'm some
old dear who lives in the country.
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Uncle Laura?
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We'll think of something.
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Oh, Helen.
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Oh, I'm so pleased.
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Well, fingers crossed.
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Anyway, I must go.
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Oh.
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Now, what about tonight?
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Well, I'd like to come. Then come.
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We'll pick you up at eight. Okay.
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Oh, and one thing.
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Don't say a word.
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to fill.
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Not your... No.
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No? Okay.
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Oh.
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The Campari soldiers.
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One for you, senor.
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One for you, senor.
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There you go. And one for you.
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You call me when you are ready.
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During that time when we tried to get
into the restaurant after the ballet, I
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said I was Wayne Sleeve in Lucky Show.
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Didn't doubt me, did you?
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No, I just kept looking, so I might.
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I got your note. Glad you could come.
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Evening, sport.
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Oh, we need another chair.
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I'll get one.
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Excuse me.
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Is it all right if I... What
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are we celebrating?
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Nothing. We're just having dinner.
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Oh. Anyway, it's on me.
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No, it's not. We invited you. No, no,
no. I insist.
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I've just had some good news.
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It's all a bit of an anticlimax now,
really.
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Just tell it!
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Well, it's the business.
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It's something I'm not used to.
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I'm in the profit.
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I mean, I'm in the black, that's all.
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What a lovely day this is turning out to
be.
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First...
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There's profit, mate.
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You get a reimbursement. You need a new
van. You need some new clothes.
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I need some new socks.
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Some of them are very big.
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Well, let's keep it in proportion.
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Salway landscape gardening, you know,
not I .C .I. The difference is you've
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it yourself.
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Oh,
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I don't know about that.
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But I've already decided what I want to
do most.
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Welcome back.
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Well, yeah.
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It's a bit awkward, really.
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What? Well, it's rather rude.
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You've decided to do something rude?
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No.
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No, it's just that I wanted to tell
Laura first on our own.
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Oh. Well, we'll go over to the other
table. It's all right. Now, look, this
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ridiculous. We're having dinner
together. Mike can tell me afterwards.
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that's a much better idea. I'll tell you
afterwards. No, actually, there is...
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something that I'd like to tell Phil
privately.
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Oh.
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Well, well.
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What do we do? Whisper?
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This is tough. I'll tell you what.
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Helen and I will go over to that table.
Then we can whisper over there. And you
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can whisper over here.
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Then we'll all finish whispering what
we've all got to whisper. We can come
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here and presume we can all tell each
other what we've all got to whisper.
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Here we are, then.
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Yes.
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Hadn't you better start?
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Yes, but it needs words, you see, and
sometimes
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I can't find the right words to say.
Well, try, try.
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Well... Oh!
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I hope you're going to react like that.
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You're not going to tell me you're
pregnant, are you?
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Do you think so?
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That's great.
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That's just right for kids, isn't it?
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Yes. How's your whispering going? We've
not started yet.
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Well,
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we've been seeing quite a lot of one
another recently.
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And I thought, well, now that we...
Rather, that I was making a profit at
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last... Yes?
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Well,
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we ought to put it on a more sort of...
Permanent basis, yes.
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In a way. In a way, yes.
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Well, the thing is, I've seen a very
nice flat, a big flat, big enough for
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people to live in, and I think we ought
to live in it.
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we're gonna have a baby
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I expect we shall laugh about it one
day.
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Let's do it now.
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Look,
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it's not my fault you got hold of the
wrong end of the stick.
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I don't mind being made to look a fool.
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I look a fool quite often.
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It's being made to look an utter and
complete fool, I mind.
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You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
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You should have let me finish what I was
going to say. It took about three hours
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to get that far.
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Well, thank goodness. We got it all
cleared up before the waiter came back.
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He seemed very pleased with that drawing
you did for him.
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Yes, he did, didn't he?
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About this flat. Now, look, Mike, I
honestly don't see the point. I mean,
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practically living together as a team.
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Yes, but I thought we might move to
bigger premises.
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You make it sound like a factory.
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Well, it is a bit small, isn't it?
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Well, it wasn't.
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It never is at first.
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The more you get used to someone, the
more room you seem to use. Oh, and not
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giant. Oh, and not pygmies either.
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It's always been perfectly big enough
for me.
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Well, come round and see it anyway.
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See what you think.
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When? Tomorrow, after work.
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Good.
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Are we living together tonight?
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You don't have to ask.
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I do, as long as it's your flat I'm
living in.
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When you park the van round the back,
you rather pre -empt the question.
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Oh, you noticed that, did you?
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I'm quick.
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What would you have said had I asked you
to...
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What kind of a question is that?
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Well, why, academic.
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It's rather late at night for an
academic question. Oh, I'm just curious.
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Okay. No.
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I'd have said no.
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Oh.
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I've got an academic question for you.
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Oh, yes? What's that?
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What would you have said if I'd said
yes?
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My boy Bill will be tall and as tall as
a tree.
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Will he?
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He won't, you know.
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I don't care if he's short and fat.
Phil.
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Hmm? He won't be anything.
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What?
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There isn't a Bill.
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It was a false alarm.
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You need to see the doctor for the
night.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You all right?
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Yeah, just disappointed.
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And don't you dare say never mind.
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Well, I was going to. Never mind.
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I think I'll go and ring Laura, get her
to come round.
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Why?
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Because your sister is a woman.
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What's that got to do with anything?
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I suppose... I suppose I thought she'd
know what to do.
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Listen, when I am pregnant and there are
ten foot snow drifts...
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And the car won't start, and the
ambulance men are on strike.
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Then Laura might know what to do.
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All she'd do now is to get upset and
make me upset.
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Anyway, she and Mike are looking at her
flat tonight. She needs her mind clear.
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Actually, you know, I think we'd have a
girl first.
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Then Bill.
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Yes.
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What do you think?
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If it's unfurnished, what are they doing
here?
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Fixtures unfitted.
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What do you think?
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Well, it has possibilities.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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What the estate agent said, too.
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Oh, good.
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We're all agreed on that, then.
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Nice big windows.
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Don't think much of the view.
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Rather nice.
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Bit of green, flowers.
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In between the gravestones?
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Well, at least the neighbours won't be
naughty.
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Oh, and it's a good -sized kitchen, too.
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Nice working surfaces.
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I didn't know you were interested in
working surfaces.
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Only in an academic sense.
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I don't think much of a thing.
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No, I'll change that.
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What do you think?
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Is that working?
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I want to phone Helen.
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Why? Why don't you make her a reminder?
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No, she's been to the doctor's. I want
to find out how she got on. Oh, I'm
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sorry.
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Phil? Laura.
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What does it feel like to be an ex...
Oh, I'm sorry.
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How does she feel?
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Well, perhaps I could pop round.
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No, no, no, it's no trouble.
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I'll come round. Bye.
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False alarm.
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What? What a horrible expression that
is.
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Oh, what a shame.
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So... Where are you going?
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Going to see Helen.
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But what about the flat?
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Well, I can't think about that now.
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But you must think about it now.
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We're first, but there's a queue.
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And if we don't make up our minds, well,
then somebody else might take it. What
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a callous thing to say. You think a
flat's more important than a baby?
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But there is no baby.
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Oh, well, if you hold human life that
cheaply... Oh, now, what are you talking
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about?
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It's a shame, that's all. It's a shame.
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Phil and Helen are young. They'll have
thousands of babies if they want. You
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know what you're doing, don't you?
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You're making this an excuse to wriggle
out of making a decision. Oh, really?
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Yes. I don't like to think.
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You already said that.
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I insist on going hard with the rent.
You'll have to.
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I can't afford it on my own.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's only me.
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Mr... Ah, Mr Kelly.
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Any decision from you and your...
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Mr Bell, no, we're still musing.
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Ah, well, musing is fine.
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I like to think that I muse as much as
the next man, but time and time... Time
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waits for no man.
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Yes, exactly.
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So... See,
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the thing is, I've got Mr and Mrs
Swallow downstairs in the back of the
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and they're all terribly excited.
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Just give us a few more minutes, Mr
Bell. Yes, very well, but you must see
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point of view.
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I mean, if you're going to say no, I
can't afford to let the swallows become
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agitated. Well, no, no, no.
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Quite, quite. Just a few more minutes.
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Right.
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Well, you heard what he said.
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Can't afford to let the swallows become
agitated. Well, blow the swallows. I'm
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the one who's been out to rush into a
decision.
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What rush?
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A couple of minutes, you say? Well, no,
not literally.
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We can hang it out for about another
ten.
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Oh, terrific.
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Well, in any case, you have the whole
day to think about the principle of the
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thing and a good hour to look around the
flat and you're still having an hour.
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Well, I'll have an hour as long as I
like. Until we lose the flat.
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And then somebody else will take it. And
then you won't have any decision to
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make, which is probably what you wanted
all along. Where are you going?
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I'm going to un -agitate the swallow.
No!
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You mean you want us to take it?
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What do you think?
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Oh, well...
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I've told you what I think. It's a big
flat. It's big enough for two people to
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live in it.
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Well, why shouldn't we be the two
people? Supposing we get on each other's
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nerves? Well, that wouldn't be the
flat's fault. We get on each other's
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anyway.
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I'm getting on your nerves now, aren't
I? Yes, you are, as a matter of fact.
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Ah,
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now. How are we doing? We're getting on
each other's nerves.
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Oh.
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Still, what couple doesn't from time to
time?
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My own good lady, you know, as a matter
of fact, has this habit of... But I
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digress. The thing is, I must have a
decision.
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You see, the swallows have become
adamant.
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They fairly zip through the old
emotions, don't they?
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I think I might say that you appear to
be doing the same thing.
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Oh, dear.
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The swallows are hooting now.
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Look, I'm sorry, but I must have a
decision, yes or no.
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No. Sorry.
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You said no. No, no, no. It's just the
way I speak.
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I mean to say yes and outcomes no.
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Yes, I see.
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Well, are you sure?
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Yes. Fine.
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Well, if you'd like to pop back to the
office when you're ready and we'll find
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the necessary papers.
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In the meantime, I'd better go and
mollify the swallows.
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Oh! And I do hope that you'll be very
happy here.
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I'll never give much credence to jinx
this, must I?
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What jinx?
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What jinx? Well, the... What jinx?
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The last two or three couples have moved
in and out rather quickly.
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Not to the cemetery.
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Well,
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that's something.
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Well, there's nothing like crossing the
old Rubicon to get the adrenaline
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flowing, is there?
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I think we'd better go and sign those
papers before we change our minds. I'll
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change the sink. Good.
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How do you feel?
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Scared. And you?
365
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Oh, well, I've had longer to think about
it than you.
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True.
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Petrified.
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A fine romance with no wrestling A
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fine romance with no nestling We two are
just as prickly as
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cactus plants Love hasn't got a chance
It is a fine romance
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