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有人认为没出生的婴儿是没有灵魂的
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所以长久以来
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不断有妇女因堕胎流产而造成罪孽
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使很多幼弱的灵魂
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因为肉身被破坏
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而失去投胎做人的机会
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这些被人漠视的小精灵我们称为灵婴
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灵婴如果多次投胎还不能成人
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就会对人类积聚怨气
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渐渐变得凶恶而变成魔
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师兄你看看
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每张都跟刚印出来的一样
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你快点
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要不然的话
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就来不及看兰桂坊告别系统演唱会了
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我跟你讲
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行了
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师兄
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你猜兰桂芳看到了我们的钞票牌
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他会不会被我们的真情感动
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感动的一塌糊涂
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这花花绿绿的钞票
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这还有一张呢嗯
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够了这张归我了
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看看怎么样
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我的
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我们一年的积蓄
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师傅
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师傅
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秋生把印簪给我拿出来
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文才
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这花牌正不正点
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师傅不介意我说真话吧
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你说
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一点都不正点
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这个才正点快点
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正点吧
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好
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你可真正点
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你这不完全不错
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想把我冤下去我不白弄了
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这样吧明天7月14烧元宝
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您把这元宝叠好才可以出去看戏
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要叠一整筐叠好了天也亮了
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你叠是不叠
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叠不叠行吗
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等等
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师傅
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完了
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泡汤了
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真不好意思我盖错了
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反正是送给芳姐的嘛
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这大的小的就无所谓吧
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我无所谓
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算我倒霉好了
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真顶
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快点吧我们快点点好了快
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通常在演唱完了之后
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那些歌迷一叫安哥呢
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他就会再出来的
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谁是安哥
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那安哥就
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我也不知道是
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谁
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反正叫了安哥之后就可以多听几首歌
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如果我们叠的快点的可能会来得及的
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要是我知道安哥是谁
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到时候我一定介绍给你认识
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对对对对对
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哼自作聪明都是你害的
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我要拜托你快点好不好
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各位聪明活泼的小朋友
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你们帮我把这些元宝叠好
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等我回来送一筐鸡蛋给你们吃好不好
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上一次还欠他们两筐鸡蛋呢
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他们准不答应
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是吧是
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答应了拜托了拜托了
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我们去找安哥好
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耶
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我对你爱爱爱不完
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我对你爱爱
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爱不完
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行了师兄
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阿仁哥还没出来呢我们走那么早干嘛
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当然要比师父早回来了
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如果哪些小鬼贴不完那些元宝
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我们还可以继续贴嘛
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嗯来
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塞
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叠好了
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不错
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动作还真够快的
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各位小朋友谢谢你们了
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来一筐鸡蛋慢慢吃
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喂走
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你明明是骗我们每一次都这样
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不是让你当我
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大西侠死得早
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胆子真大敢这样跟我说话
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把棍子给我我来
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谁说要吃蛋的
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把手伸出来
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是你说要吃蛋的是
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好小子
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给你一个
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我说多给你一个
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兄弟他贿赂我
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我说怎么办给他
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小朋友
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你们别这样有话好说吧
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不要不要不要
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我的妈呀冻死我了
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说谎话
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要烫嘴巴烫嘴巴
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喂喂不要不要烫嘴巴
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烫脚心
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嗯
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呀着焦了
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我什么也没看见也没听见
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继续自找的嘛
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你们两个真是活该呀
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不过算你们走运
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碰上这群善良的灵婴
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你们如果耍的是上面那三个凶的
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你们的命就没了
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为什么因为那三个灵婴
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三番两次被他的娘给打掉了
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投不了胎
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所以现在变得穷凶极恶
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必须要修炼一千日
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才能够化解他们的戾气
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如果让他们跑掉了
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那死的人就更多了
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懂了吧
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懂了还是算了
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明天把这些灵婴
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全部送到蔗姑那里去供放
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免得你们瞎搅和
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王母娘娘在上
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幸与蔗姑诚心上香
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蔗姑蔗姑
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来啦
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这姑怎么了
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阿香你这次可得帮帮我老公了
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他昨天晚上一晚上没回来
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今天早上一回来就变得迷迷糊糊的了
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我怕他是碰上什么脏东西了
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是吗我看看
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你别装蒜了
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你昨天晚上去哪了
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昨天晚上
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昨天晚上
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我去如意居找小翠吗
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如果不这样吓唬老婆的话那还得了
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那你想怎么样呢
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帮帮忙
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你不希望我夫妻不和吗
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那你要我演戏了是不是
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蔗姑
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惠香
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你老公真的是撞邪了
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那可怎么办呢
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没关系
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驱邪治鬼呢是我蔗姑最大的本事了
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你一边站着去
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四方八面牛尾蛇神明马上滚蛋滚蛋
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去
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喂
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他没事没事
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把神茶喝了就没事了
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来把它喝了喝了就没事了
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你好
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好什么好什么
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好喝快点喝
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自己拿着喝
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还有胃不成快点喝
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老公你慢点走
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这次多亏蔗姑帮忙
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我知道
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他要是晚上再不回来呢
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你马上带他来看我
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好谢谢你蔗姑
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别客气小心点
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来看你还敢不敢出去鬼混
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蔗姑蔗姑
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蔗姑
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我儿子都二十几岁了连妈妈都不会叫
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那他会什么
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你干什么你
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不好意思
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他就只会这个 波波
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波什么波
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他根本就不是这样的脏东西
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他是神经病
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你为什么不带他去看医生
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什么医生都看过了就是看不好
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我又没有时间管他
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求求你求求你帮个忙
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帮帮忙蔗姑
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帮帮忙好吧好吧
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三天以后来接他
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好好好谢谢你谢谢你
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来呀
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不你不不
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你不不
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你用力捏
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拼命的捏
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我这里有的是让你捏
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你坐下坐下坐下坐下来
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慢慢的捏
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拼命的捏
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你这叫做一种欲孽呢
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你发现干嘛呢
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你就正常了妈
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我老婆已经死了几年
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我想再讨个老婆
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不过他说得先问问我老婆
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问你这种事我可不干
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万一控制不了了你老婆上我身不走了
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谁知道你会占我便宜
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怎么会呢
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不帮妈妈好吗
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好吧就这么一次
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天苍苍地灵灵
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这五星载星
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喂老婆叫什么名字
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关你屁事
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关我屁事
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不是我呢是姓关
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我老婆名字叫李辟
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天苍苍
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地灵灵我现在情关你屁事
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上来问问你
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你老公想再娶个老婆好不好
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嗯
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死鬼干嘛那么久都不来接我
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我忙嘛老婆
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这次请你上来有事跟你说
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什么事
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你知道你走了几年
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我一个人孤苦伶仃的想再讨个人
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所以带他来
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见见你喽
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就这事是是是
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快叫人叫人是爹
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也应该了
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好吧准你们成亲
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谢谢老婆
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我没说完呢死鬼你坐下
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我看你以后也不会再来找我了
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我要你先把我喂饱
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在这里
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如果你不把我喂饱就不让你成亲
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好吧老婆
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老婆
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快点
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用力老公
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好舒服
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嗯喂你会打死他的
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对我就是这样欺负儿子的
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将来跟他争了亲
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也一定会享受这种规范之乐的
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我不嫁了我不嫁了
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阿娇等等我
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喂我说我不问你吗
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你们两个来干什么
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没什么
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师傅叫我们把灵音送来给你吧是
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把这当托儿所
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他自己为什么不来
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你很想看到我们师傅是吗
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不知道啦
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有办法
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嗯
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嗯
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道兄听说广西藤藤镇有僵尸出现
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是吗那明天去看看去
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师傅师傅
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师傅
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师傅
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师傅
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师傅什么事吧
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大呼小叫
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刚才我们把灵婴送去蔗姑家里的时候
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看到蔗姑病的好严重
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是师傅我看他是不行了
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不过他在临死之前想见师傅最后一面
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不知道他搞什么鬼
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醉翁之意不去
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道兄其实蔗姑爷很喜欢你嘛对
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师父你真的不去
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师兄师父他不去那怎么办
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师父不去我们去
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好连最后一面都不见我可做不出来
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对我也做不出来我们去嗯
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总算师兄们一场
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不管真假都去看看吧
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师傅他上当了
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嗯走
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不知道他会不会来
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请问这里是不是有林荫收养
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呃是
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多积点阴德是好事
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正空正空
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师傅快到了
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来了来了来来来
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你慢慢选
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怎么办呢怎么办呢
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好好医院怎么办呢
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欧阳我就我就不救你呀
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这锅师傅来了
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我的心又细我的心又慌我又心又慌
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何信今宵会我了会我了
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好了我帮你看看
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张开嘴
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嗯
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没道理嘛
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师妹你火气很大呀
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他是不是虚火师傅
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腰酸背疼才是虚火
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那么师傅是不是肝火呢
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口干舌燥才是肝火
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那他到底是什么火
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浴火
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你们两个帮我把它绑起来
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好好好
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来来来
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把手拿过来
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干嘛
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干嘛别动你绑一下
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好了好了
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绑好了
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你们两个先出去我帮他去火
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师妹我这样做你不介意吧
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我不会介意的你来吧
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来吧
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喂师兄我觉得我们好像卖淫
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没那么严重吗
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拉皮条吗
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那有什么分别
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前者的罪名
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是控制成年人和别人做性行为的交易
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后者呢是为他人介绍性伴侣
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你尽情的叫吧发泄完了就会舒服的
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你
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想跑
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你想溜呢
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师妹你不要乱来
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我希望你明白感情不能勉强的
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我知道
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所以我用三度诱惑来叫你情不自禁
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有水来
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射射射呀
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不要什么不要什么
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我受不了了我受不了了
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我都湿透了我全身都湿透了
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我丰满的身材已经呈现在你的面前了
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呀看不到
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有格子
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好好
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给你戴一副解码眼镜你就可以看到了
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啦啦啦
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看到了没有
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还看不到
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我三点已经露了两点了
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怎么样
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清不清楚
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林正英你吐
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好你以后别来求我
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你求我我就叫你付出代价哼
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师傅你吐了三天三夜
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让我拿点菊花把臭味去掉
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拿开
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师傅喝杯茶吧
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什么茶
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菊花茶
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新鲜的菊花
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你也吐
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搞什么呀
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这
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小姐你找谁
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请问正英师傅在不在
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我师傅在那边呢
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我呢是正英师傅的入室大弟子
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名字叫秋生也
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我师傅他
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哪去了
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请问找我有什么事吗
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我姐夫最近得了一个很奇怪的病
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我姐姐希望你能去看看他
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你姐姐叫什么名字
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我姐姐叫米其林
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米其林
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是莲妹
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莲妹
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你认识我姐姐吗
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喂莲妹是谁
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师傅的老情人
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喂你叫什么名字
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我我叫念英
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念英嗯
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嗯念就是思念的念
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为什么不叫念秋
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念财呢或者叫念经
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为什么非要叫念英的师傅就是有问题
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是有问题有问题
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不要多吃
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奇怪了为什么叫念英
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我换了衣服马上跟你走
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嗯
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来
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来坐坐坐
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喝茶来来来吃蛋
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先喝茶倒着
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走吧
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这么快
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老婆敬礼
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老婆
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报告大帅
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少奶奶出去了
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搞什么嘛
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我手痒手痒手痒
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快点快点快点快点大帅
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报告大帅可以吃饭了
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好开饭
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你们三个蹲在地上干什么
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报告大帅是厨师吩咐的
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不是说吃饭吗
430
00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:54,973
那菜呢来了来了来了来
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了大帅坐
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今天有什么好吃的
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有日本萨西米
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你搞什么呀
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00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,807
那菜不放在桌上怎么吃
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大帅你有所不知
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00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:13,340
这是东营最流行的旋转苏戏喂
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嗯还转来转去的我怎么吃
439
00:21:22,174 --> 00:21:25,040
大帅你喜欢吃什么就叫他停
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00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:27,573
龙虾你叫他停
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好停
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00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,240
大帅吃撒西米呢要注意两点
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第一呢竹筷子不能有毛
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第二呢要加点瓦萨比
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再加点酱油
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帅瓦萨比是什么呀
447
00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:45,440
日本辣椒酱
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哼我试试
449
00:21:51,274 --> 00:21:53,874
我要枪毙了你
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大帅你不要小看他
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他可以把海鲜的味道从嘴巴送到鼻子
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再升到大脑
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然后传到后脑送到尾骨
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让你全身很舒坦很过瘾的
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我不喜欢吃瓦萨比
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不吃不吃
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不吃瓦扎比呢
458
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加点酱油
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加龙虾呢
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要用阴力
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不要太用力了
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00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,440
如果用力呢
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00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,774
肉紧了就不爽了
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要吃龙虾的时候你还要对龙虾说
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龙虾我吃你了我要吃你了
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照我的方法试试
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这有那么好吃吗
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大帅说
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行了行了我知了
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龙虾
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我吃你了
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我要吃你了
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嗯
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转
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大帅慢慢吃
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姐夫
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嗯
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00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:04,073
姐姐叫我请真英师傅来帮你看看病
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我没病
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除了我的脚硬了一点
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手指甲长了一点
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还有这脖子有一点点痒
483
00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:12,340
我根本什么事都没有
484
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,874
师傅我看好像是中了湿毒
485
00:23:15,974 --> 00:23:17,774
师傅这情况我也有过
486
00:23:17,807 --> 00:23:20,240
养起来还蛮舒服的嗯
487
00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:23,207
别这样子嘛是姐姐一番心意
488
00:23:23,474 --> 00:23:26,640
好了好了算了算了来人了加倍子是
489
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:27,940
来都来了
490
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,473
大家坐下一块吃醋去吧
491
00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:31,473
你这个斗屎鹰
492
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,540
斗屎鹰
493
00:23:34,974 --> 00:23:36,674
你师傅以前跟人家抢女人
494
00:23:36,674 --> 00:23:38,440
抢不着就跑去当道
495
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,473
士了那些道兄道弟呢
496
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:42,940
道士鹰道士鹰的叫着
497
00:23:43,407 --> 00:23:46,607
叫着叫着变成斗士鹰斗士鹰
498
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:50,473
姐夫
499
00:23:50,474 --> 00:23:53,007
过门就是客你不要去要正营师傅嘛
500
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,673
没关系
501
00:23:56,374 --> 00:23:58,874
那你们随便吃吧我到房间去换件衣服
502
00:23:58,874 --> 00:23:59,974
好好好好好
503
00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,174
停
504
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:06,873
这些东营的洒西面很贵
505
00:24:07,274 --> 00:24:08,440
你们吃吧
506
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,240
那就不客气了
507
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:11,940
停
508
00:24:11,974 --> 00:24:13,540
我也不客气了
509
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,140
嗯好吃好吃好好吃
510
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:20,007
难道真的那么好吃
511
00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:22,140
师傅你也吃点
512
00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:23,374
好
513
00:24:24,207 --> 00:24:26,740
嗯
514
00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,873
好吃的发抖
515
00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:35,207
你抖什么窦世英
516
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,874
没没什么有阵风吹进来有点冷
517
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,440
主安
518
00:24:43,974 --> 00:24:46,240
大帅最近有什么活动吗
519
00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:49,607
我一早起来就吃
520
00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:51,440
然后到客厅躺一会
521
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,274
中午到饭厅吃饭
522
00:24:53,574 --> 00:24:55,174
下午来个午觉
523
00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:57,673
睡完觉呢我到饭厅再吃
524
00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:01,040
吃完躺上床上再睡睡完又再吃
525
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:04,273
其实我的生活是很辛苦
526
00:25:04,374 --> 00:25:05,374
停停停
527
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,040
嗯
528
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,240
嗯对了大帅
529
00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:13,340
最近有什么红白喜事吗
530
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:16,440
我的母猪死了我的公猪守寡
531
00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:17,840
还有半年前
532
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,373
我老爸死了
533
00:25:19,574 --> 00:25:20,374
葬在哪里
534
00:25:20,474 --> 00:25:22,140
祠堂带我去看看
535
00:25:22,174 --> 00:25:23,640
吃完了再看
536
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:24,940
停
537
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,640
嗯
538
00:25:35,407 --> 00:25:36,407
师傅
539
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,573
好不好吃
540
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,574
师傅那块东西是不是很好吃
541
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,940
好吃的都流泪了
542
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:45,940
好吃好吃
543
00:25:46,374 --> 00:25:46,874
少奶奶
544
00:25:46,874 --> 00:25:47,874
您慢走
545
00:25:49,774 --> 00:25:50,940
来来来我们吃
546
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,840
英哥好久不见了
547
00:25:54,874 --> 00:25:56,074
莲妹你好吗
548
00:25:58,207 --> 00:25:59,573
你别这样子嘛
549
00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:01,840
我没事
550
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,773
呆妹恭喜你做妈妈了
551
00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:12,574
对了大龙得了怪病
552
00:26:12,607 --> 00:26:14,540
怎么医都医不好不知道为什么
553
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:17,873
没关系
554
00:26:17,874 --> 00:26:20,007
我到祠堂去看看就知道怎么回事了
555
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,140
嗯
556
00:26:22,607 --> 00:26:24,540
少奶奶你回房休息吧
557
00:26:25,674 --> 00:26:26,640
那拜托你了
558
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,640
爸
559
00:26:31,774 --> 00:26:32,774
姐姐
560
00:26:33,407 --> 00:26:34,840
你帮我照顾正英师傅
561
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,940
嗯
562
00:26:36,574 --> 00:26:37,574
正英师傅
563
00:26:37,774 --> 00:26:38,774
过来
564
00:26:41,007 --> 00:26:41,773
在你姐姐旁边
565
00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:42,774
那是什么人呢
566
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:46,974
她是自己来应征的本事可大了
567
00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:47,640
姐姐刚怀孕
568
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,573
的时候晚上常常叫痛
569
00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,940
可是她来了之后再也没叫痛了
570
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,140
真的
571
00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:55,440
怎么有什么问题吗
572
00:26:55,874 --> 00:26:57,174
嗯 吃饱了
573
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:58,807
来人对马
574
00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,940
报告大帅
575
00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:02,540
什么事那匹马昨天晚上被你戳死了
576
00:27:03,407 --> 00:27:05,607
这个这个这个这个这个这个这个
577
00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:06,340
马死地上
578
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,673
走出发走
579
00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:09,007
走
580
00:27:09,274 --> 00:27:10,274
我也去
581
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,073
那种地方孩子不能去留在这
582
00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:13,774
嗯喂
583
00:27:14,607 --> 00:27:15,607
都是硬
584
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,040
走吧天快黑了
585
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,540
少奶奶我扶你到床上休息
586
00:27:36,174 --> 00:27:37,607
少奶奶你忍一下
587
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:55,807
来吃吧
588
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:57,940
吃完就没那么痛了
589
00:28:04,774 --> 00:28:06,207
这是什么东西
590
00:28:06,207 --> 00:28:08,073
是一种安胎药嘛
591
00:28:08,674 --> 00:28:10,340
它有止痛安眠作用
592
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,340
来
593
00:28:20,774 --> 00:28:21,807
是不是好一点了
594
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,440
睡一会吧
595
00:28:45,274 --> 00:28:46,940
乖乖的不要捣蛋
596
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,373
弄坏了母体你就不能出事了
597
00:29:07,674 --> 00:29:10,374
这条村的位置是在山坡之上
598
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:12,640
东面向着大海
599
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,273
后面有高山
600
00:29:14,874 --> 00:29:16,474
海风把湿气吹进来
601
00:29:16,574 --> 00:29:17,774
被高山挡住
602
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:19,807
一碰上冷风会下雨
603
00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:21,173
所以我们刚才进来的时候
604
00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:22,207
虽然是大太阳
605
00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:24,007
也下了几场大骤雨
606
00:29:24,774 --> 00:29:27,574
风水管这种格局就叫神仙泼水
607
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,207
所以住在这里的人大部分都很有钱
608
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,840
早知道叫我妈也搬到这来住了
609
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,673
对
610
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,540
不过神仙泼水有利也有弊
611
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:38,607
利者福禄无忧
612
00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,440
弊者对人畜身体有害
613
00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:45,140
因为下一场骤雨等于是烧红了的锅子
614
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,040
然后把水倒进去一样
615
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,240
地面上会升起一层胀气
616
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:51,140
胀气是有害的
617
00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:54,740
这种气候还有个儿歌
618
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,607
师傅师傅我们会唱
619
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,673
你听着
620
00:29:57,974 --> 00:29:59,807
骤雨来打红锅
621
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,607
胀气起无法躲
622
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,040
母猪会发狂
623
00:30:03,074 --> 00:30:04,474
小鸡到处坐
624
00:30:04,474 --> 00:30:05,874
人面晕乎乎
625
00:30:05,874 --> 00:30:07,340
祖先惹出祸
626
00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,974
对不对师傅对了吧
627
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:09,974
对
628
00:30:12,407 --> 00:30:13,407
停
629
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,840
以神仙泼水这个格局来说
630
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,407
这条村的人死了之后一定不能土葬
631
00:30:20,974 --> 00:30:21,774
师父
632
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,073
土葬的话会怎么样
633
00:30:24,174 --> 00:30:26,274
棺材碰到地全家不吉利
634
00:30:26,274 --> 00:30:27,340
别说土葬
635
00:30:27,474 --> 00:30:29,607
棺材吸到地气家宅也会出事
636
00:30:29,607 --> 00:30:30,607
真的假的
637
00:30:30,874 --> 00:30:32,174
假如我没有猜错
638
00:30:32,774 --> 00:30:33,807
里面的棺材
639
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,407
一定不是普通的白发
640
00:30:38,074 --> 00:30:40,640
来人有开门是
641
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,740
放得好
642
00:30:51,007 --> 00:30:52,007
全部吊起来了
643
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,873
那你看看
644
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:57,040
连珠子角碰到地契都用盘水来割开
645
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,173
请问大帅是哪位风水大师摆的局呢
646
00:31:01,974 --> 00:31:03,340
就是闻名神港澳
647
00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:05,973
鼎鼎大名的洪金宝大师
648
00:31:06,874 --> 00:31:08,007
了不起了不起
649
00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:23,174
有问题
650
00:31:24,374 --> 00:31:25,774
里边那位是我老爸
651
00:31:26,374 --> 00:31:27,474
已经变僵尸了
652
00:31:27,874 --> 00:31:28,874
怎么会呢
653
00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:30,874
来人了有打开来看看
654
00:31:34,874 --> 00:31:36,574
棺材被湿气吸住了
655
00:31:36,574 --> 00:31:38,840
大白天的打不开呀嗯
656
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,273
师傅里边那真的是僵尸
657
00:31:42,274 --> 00:31:43,740
报告大帅打不开
658
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,973
话说回来
659
00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:51,940
我的病跟我老爸有什么关系
660
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,640
令尊的棺材沾到湿气
661
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,973
所以就变成了僵尸了
662
00:31:55,974 --> 00:31:58,340
你被他所伤所以你就中了尸毒
663
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,973
吸什么吸
664
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,873
那怎么样才能治好
665
00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:06,474
天黑之后呢
666
00:32:06,574 --> 00:32:07,874
我们把它引出来
667
00:32:08,007 --> 00:32:09,573
僵尸会先害亲人
668
00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:11,173
所以他会追着你咬
669
00:32:11,174 --> 00:32:13,474
到时候我们同心合力把它牙拔出来
670
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,040
磨成粉喂你喝
671
00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:17,073
以毒攻毒就会没事
672
00:32:19,474 --> 00:32:21,340
好就照你这么做
673
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:22,407
为兵
674
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,807
有今天晚上如果我先出来就天下太平
675
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,173
如果他们这三个家伙先出来
676
00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,374
就格杀勿论是
677
00:32:41,274 --> 00:32:42,274
厕所在哪
678
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,573
师傅
679
00:32:53,174 --> 00:32:56,007
出去
680
00:32:57,207 --> 00:32:58,407
好小子
681
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:07,207
有戏看喽
682
00:33:16,607 --> 00:33:19,640
一定是刚刚的耍性命
683
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,407
憋不住憋不住了
684
00:33:24,074 --> 00:33:25,140
出去会枪毙你的
685
00:33:25,207 --> 00:33:26,240
那怎么办怎么办
686
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,240
就要拉出来了
687
00:33:27,274 --> 00:33:28,940
受不了受不了
688
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,440
凑合用吧
689
00:33:31,607 --> 00:33:32,873
受了受不了了呀
690
00:33:58,474 --> 00:34:01,674
喂忘了问你我老爸恐不恐怖
691
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:05,273
僵尸当然恐怖了恐怖
692
00:34:06,607 --> 00:34:09,407
我怕怕我先走了不行
693
00:34:09,407 --> 00:34:10,207
你可不能走
694
00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:11,807
我们全靠你把他引出来
695
00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:12,940
你想不想好
696
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,573
妈呀别走
697
00:34:27,874 --> 00:34:29,474
放开我
698
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:31,340
放我下来
699
00:34:32,207 --> 00:34:34,973
放开我放开我来绑上他
700
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,607
胆子那么小有我在这你怕什么怕
701
00:34:43,974 --> 00:34:44,974
看着他
702
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,807
又得拉了喂
703
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:49,273
小心我带带放开
704
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:50,740
不要乱拉
705
00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:53,407
你快点拉呀
706
00:34:53,607 --> 00:34:55,373
当心点喂喂喂
707
00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:00,740
放开我
708
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,573
战士不要呼吸
709
00:35:03,674 --> 00:35:05,040
僵尸会吸人气的
710
00:35:11,774 --> 00:35:12,774
不要动
711
00:36:25,174 --> 00:36:28,340
放放放开放开
712
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,540
不要踢我
713
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,740
救命
714
00:36:46,374 --> 00:36:47,607
快点快拔牙
715
00:36:48,174 --> 00:36:50,674
牙拔出来别动不然我枪毙你
716
00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:52,340
别动小心点
717
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:53,740
快
718
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:54,740
我枪毙你了
719
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,840
呀
720
00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:09,207
布条大路
721
00:37:16,774 --> 00:37:19,340
老爸你乖让师傅拔呀
722
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,373
你顶着
723
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:24,140
你别动
724
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,340
你老人
725
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:26,740
你还拉呀
726
00:37:28,007 --> 00:37:29,007
等等等等等等
727
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:32,173
满了换一个谢谢
728
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:41,040
快来人
729
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:43,940
呀
730
00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:47,340
喂喂前面的僵尸你给我听着
731
00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,473
我要用枪对上你了
732
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:49,674
你现在没路可走了
733
00:37:49,774 --> 00:37:51,840
聪明的话就举起手来跳枪让我们拔牙
734
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,673
没你的事了
735
00:37:52,674 --> 00:37:54,340
不然的话我可要开枪了
736
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:56,440
我说话你听见了没有喂
737
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,273
是我见到你别停嘴
738
00:37:58,774 --> 00:38:00,807
我撑不住了师傅嚣张
739
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,007
我看他要开枪了
740
00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:03,240
你给我站住
741
00:38:03,274 --> 00:38:04,474
你别看我平时的样子
742
00:38:04,474 --> 00:38:05,174
温柔善良
743
00:38:05,174 --> 00:38:07,340
我要是翻亲眼的话可还没拉完呢
744
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,207
你接着拉吧
745
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,440
你乖乖的拔牙吧
746
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,640
我的话还没说完呢
747
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:13,140
你给我站住
748
00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:14,140
你可别到处跑
749
00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,007
跟着我妈喊
750
00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:16,840
我现在要正式的拘捕你
751
00:38:16,974 --> 00:38:18,874
如果你来有事让我拔牙的话
752
00:38:18,874 --> 00:38:20,040
我肯定会放你一马
753
00:38:20,174 --> 00:38:20,840
你不听我的话
754
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,840
是不是让我进去让
755
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,573
我闭着你
756
00:38:23,674 --> 00:38:25,607
可是你现在所做的每一个动作呢
757
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:28,040
将来都会作为呈堂的布你听见没有
758
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,040
你现在终于被捕了吧
759
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,973
这回可完蛋了
760
00:38:30,974 --> 00:38:32,007
别说那么多废话好不好
761
00:38:32,007 --> 00:38:33,007
快点拔牙
762
00:38:33,007 --> 00:38:33,973
来来来
763
00:38:33,974 --> 00:38:34,974
拔拔拔
764
00:38:35,674 --> 00:38:36,874
快点来拔牙呀
765
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240
快来拔呀
766
00:38:39,374 --> 00:38:40,674
你干什么你
767
00:38:40,674 --> 00:38:41,840
我找钳子
768
00:38:41,874 --> 00:38:43,007
不要找钳子了
769
00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:44,240
随便找个东西就行了
770
00:38:44,874 --> 00:38:45,740
这把错行不行
771
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,373
抓住他的手抓住
772
00:38:50,274 --> 00:38:52,074
快点来接牙粉
773
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:54,374
别动
774
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,873
听见没有
775
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:55,874
不许乱动
776
00:39:00,374 --> 00:39:02,607
别让他动来动去的嘛
777
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,374
不行他力气太大了
778
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,740
真是没用的
779
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,440
用脚用脚
780
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,273
这这不行
781
00:39:10,274 --> 00:39:14,540
他跳别的别的别对对对
782
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:20,273
没牙了
783
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,640
别跑
784
00:39:23,407 --> 00:39:24,573
不要追了僵尸已经废了
785
00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:27,074
首长拿来让我毁了他不行
786
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,807
不要他已经废了亲爸爸
787
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,873
牙没了可以再长
788
00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:34,940
你把他废了
789
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,273
那那那我怎么办
790
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,940
等他再长出牙来呀
791
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:38,873
你早就死了
792
00:39:38,874 --> 00:39:40,740
我我要保护他这一切后果
793
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:41,473
不许你伤害他
794
00:39:41,474 --> 00:39:43,240
好的不听老人言传躲开
795
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,740
在眼前全是闭嘴
796
00:39:45,274 --> 00:39:46,274
躲开
797
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,674
听我的话拔牙拔
798
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:07,140
乖
799
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,240
不要难过
800
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,240
你看你不听我的话
801
00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:12,674
牙也没了命也没了活
802
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,640
最疼你了乖
803
00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:19,007
来人呀
804
00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:20,573
吩咐厨房
805
00:40:20,807 --> 00:40:23,040
弄点什么好吃的招待三位贵宾是
806
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:26,140
大帅我们习惯吃剩菜剩饭了
807
00:40:26,207 --> 00:40:26,940
随便点就行了
808
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:29,040
随便杀两只鸡蒸条鱼
809
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,807
白饭一大锅就行了好
810
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,840
好
811
00:40:32,407 --> 00:40:33,407
照他的话去做
812
00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:35,807
吃完饭之后拉出去枪毙是
813
00:40:37,474 --> 00:40:38,474
别乱说
814
00:40:38,807 --> 00:40:40,607
你用不着生这么大气
815
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:43,173
听说广西澄城镇里有个僵尸出现
816
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:47,007
只要你放我们出去不出三天之内
817
00:40:47,607 --> 00:40:49,573
一定找牙粉回来治你的病那
818
00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:51,240
好吧你们两个留在这里
819
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,240
你去找牙粉
820
00:40:52,374 --> 00:40:54,974
假如三天之内回不来的话你们就死
821
00:40:58,174 --> 00:40:59,174
师傅
822
00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:00,607
你尽管去吧
823
00:41:00,807 --> 00:41:02,573
我们两个死又有何足惜
824
00:41:02,674 --> 00:41:05,407
反正我们俩吃饭永远吃你的剩饭
825
00:41:05,574 --> 00:41:07,207
洗澡用你的剩水
826
00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:08,473
看戏嘛看蹭戏
827
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,073
我们两个死了
828
00:41:10,207 --> 00:41:11,473
只不过是死了两条狗
829
00:41:11,474 --> 00:41:13,140
嗯什么狗
830
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:14,407
连狗都不如
831
00:41:14,407 --> 00:41:15,573
跟跳蚤差不多
832
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,574
嗯
833
00:41:18,274 --> 00:41:19,074
师傅
834
00:41:19,174 --> 00:41:21,140
我们两个不想死在这个暴君手上
835
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:23,340
要死也宁愿死在你手上
836
00:41:23,474 --> 00:41:24,807
那好吧
837
00:41:27,274 --> 00:41:28,874
那这里有3颗药
838
00:41:30,007 --> 00:41:31,140
我们每人一颗
839
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,240
吃了它
840
00:41:33,007 --> 00:41:34,073
师傅这什么药
841
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:35,740
你们吃的那两颗
842
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,207
是最阴最毒的化骨断魂散
843
00:41:38,674 --> 00:41:40,374
三天之内就会毒发身亡
844
00:41:41,074 --> 00:41:42,174
师父你那是什么
845
00:41:42,174 --> 00:41:43,574
我那颗
846
00:41:43,874 --> 00:41:45,474
我那颗是乌鸡白凤丸
847
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,840
吃了之后就会
848
00:41:47,407 --> 00:41:49,573
太阳出来了
849
00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:52,607
那还好
850
00:41:52,774 --> 00:41:54,407
起码知道死在师傅手上
851
00:41:54,407 --> 00:41:55,673
也觉得光荣一点
852
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,240
不像有人死了变僵尸害别人
853
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,540
他可不一样了
854
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:03,007
死了以后变僵尸为祸人间
855
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,807
师傅
856
00:42:04,807 --> 00:42:07,273
到时候你就可以名正言顺的消灭他
857
00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:09,240
光明正大的接收一切
858
00:42:09,274 --> 00:42:11,140
包括你以前失去的人
859
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,273
从投你的怀抱
860
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,407
布置这些还可以买一送一
861
00:42:16,474 --> 00:42:19,040
师傅你赶快走吧不然他要抓你了
862
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,273
快走快走快走
863
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:22,007
不许走
864
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:25,440
都使用来人搜他的身看看有没有解药
865
00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:26,474
是
866
00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:31,740
大帅是有包解药
867
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:35,273
解药现在解药在我的手里
868
00:42:35,374 --> 00:42:37,640
你们两个立刻去找僵尸
869
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,007
把斗士营留在这里
870
00:42:39,007 --> 00:42:40,540
如果三天之内找不到僵尸
871
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:42,373
你们三个都要死大帅
872
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,440
假如我们死了你也没得救了对
873
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,640
我死有什么关系
874
00:42:45,807 --> 00:42:47,440
我第一个就咬我老婆
875
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440
我们做一对僵尸夫妻
876
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,140
师傅
877
00:42:53,607 --> 00:42:55,473
其实这一次我和师兄这
878
00:42:55,474 --> 00:42:58,540
么做是因为不希望你太辛苦了
879
00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:01,540
算了速去速回师傅我知道了
880
00:43:01,774 --> 00:43:03,974
假如我们抓不到僵尸我们就会
881
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,940
我知道你会回来救我的
882
00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:06,740
你会不会
883
00:43:06,774 --> 00:43:07,774
你会不会
884
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,673
不会我也不会
885
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:10,407
你们两个臭
886
00:43:10,407 --> 00:43:12,240
来人
887
00:43:12,974 --> 00:43:15,140
弄个上房招待这位贵宾
888
00:43:15,207 --> 00:43:16,740
24小时盯着他
889
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,073
快点走
890
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:24,840
正英师傅
891
00:43:25,574 --> 00:43:27,340
姐姐特地削的马蹄给你吃
892
00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:35,873
这盒老婆饼是你姐姐最爱吃的
893
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:36,674
你拿给她
894
00:43:36,774 --> 00:43:37,807
谢谢甄一师傅
895
00:43:45,807 --> 00:43:47,340
我为什么要上山学法
896
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,007
错过了这段良缘
897
00:44:38,974 --> 00:44:39,974
梅梅
898
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:41,940
你没摔着吧
899
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,240
又吃这些东西
900
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,240
快起来吧
901
00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,674
糟了怎么有个恶鹰在这
902
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,473
你干什么
903
00:45:23,374 --> 00:45:24,374
燕燕
904
00:45:24,974 --> 00:45:25,974
过来一下
905
00:45:31,807 --> 00:45:34,373
你拿这封信到东头村交给蔗姑
906
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,340
他会知道怎么做
907
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,340
嗯还有
908
00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,407
你把这个怀表带给他
909
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,440
他看到这个表就会马上赶来嗯
910
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,373
老大你用了一点棋吗
911
00:46:00,374 --> 00:46:02,540
我正在看僵尸语录学僵尸话
912
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,040
僵尸开口的时候怎么叫
913
00:46:04,207 --> 00:46:05,540
好好好好好
914
00:46:05,574 --> 00:46:06,840
脑袋累的一塌糊涂又怎么样
915
00:46:32,274 --> 00:46:33,274
像像
916
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,073
喂我们休息会
917
00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:36,840
晚上他们就会出来了
918
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:19,073
喂他们朝同一个方向走
919
00:47:19,474 --> 00:47:20,474
往里等
920
00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,173
插上僵尸油安全一点
921
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,440
对
922
00:47:26,207 --> 00:47:27,240
多点再多点
923
00:47:51,374 --> 00:47:53,374
你上哪去进去
924
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,873
那不是黄道士
925
00:48:09,074 --> 00:48:09,774
吗
926
00:48:09,774 --> 00:48:10,574
对
927
00:48:10,607 --> 00:48:11,607
是他
928
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,040
他说什么呀他
929
00:48:39,807 --> 00:48:41,340
他闻到我们有人气
930
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:47,807
镇静点镇静
931
00:48:48,474 --> 00:48:49,474
镇静
932
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,640
看错了什么
933
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,340
喂
934
00:50:04,374 --> 00:50:05,640
他爱上你的强丫
935
00:50:06,074 --> 00:50:06,740
你要是看
936
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,340
上他就唱他
937
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,773
嗯
938
00:50:28,407 --> 00:50:29,873
到手了实话走吧
939
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,540
快跑
940
00:51:12,607 --> 00:51:13,773
救命
941
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:14,940
师兄
942
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:16,340
救
943
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:18,574
命
944
00:51:24,074 --> 00:51:25,774
救救命
945
00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:27,940
呀
946
00:51:54,007 --> 00:51:56,140
四叔救命
947
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:57,640
你不要把我衣服
948
00:51:57,674 --> 00:51:59,074
人丢下文才
949
00:51:59,174 --> 00:52:00,174
接着
950
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,440
撞门
951
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,273
撞死我了跳下
952
00:52:11,274 --> 00:52:12,274
去
953
00:52:13,340 --> 00:52:14,640
怎么跳起来了
954
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,873
快点
955
00:52:54,807 --> 00:52:57,973
离了这个阴谋眼你终于要来求我了
956
00:52:57,974 --> 00:52:59,940
喂你等一等
957
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,207
你开的是跑车我这个是牛车
958
00:53:03,274 --> 00:53:04,674
我怎么能追的上你呢
959
00:53:10,340 --> 00:53:12,640
好香好像是梅干菜蒸猪肉的味道
960
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,073
不对这明明是椒盐鸡屁股的味道
961
00:53:20,574 --> 00:53:21,740
等一等
962
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:24,840
荒山野岭怎么会有梅干菜蒸猪肉呢
963
00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:41,473
不好
964
00:53:41,474 --> 00:53:43,374
碰上不干不净的东西了我害怕
965
00:53:43,374 --> 00:53:44,374
不要怕
966
00:53:49,607 --> 00:53:51,940
把眼睛闭上这是幻觉很快就会过去了
967
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,140
这快救我
968
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,340
你在哪里
969
00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:52,973
我在上面
970
00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:54,740
你
971
00:56:06,474 --> 00:56:07,474
呀
972
00:56:24,607 --> 00:56:25,407
镇姑师傅
973
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,040
镇姑师傅我好害怕
974
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,207
走
975
00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:38,773
嗯谢谢老婆
976
00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:40,274
别客气
977
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,373
刚才我跟你们说的话你们要记住了
978
00:56:43,374 --> 00:56:45,607
嗯他吃完这些芽粉就会复原
979
00:56:46,274 --> 00:56:48,007
复原之后就会赶我们走
980
00:56:48,007 --> 00:56:49,373
你们要想办法留下来
981
00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:52,607
道士英好了没有好了
982
00:56:54,607 --> 00:56:57,340
那这些药吃完之后有一点反应
983
00:56:57,774 --> 00:56:58,774
什么反应
984
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,940
会动的反应动完就好了嗯
985
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,140
大龙嗯你快喝吧
986
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:05,607
我喂你来
987
00:57:09,140 --> 00:57:10,273
嗯好喝
988
00:57:10,274 --> 00:57:11,474
再喝一口
989
00:57:23,674 --> 00:57:24,674
英哥怎么他
990
00:57:24,807 --> 00:57:26,140
他动过之后就会好
991
00:57:27,007 --> 00:57:29,973
倒是呀到底真的假的
992
00:57:30,807 --> 00:57:32,673
英哥这次真的要谢谢你
993
00:57:33,007 --> 00:57:33,607
不用客气
994
00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:35,940
救人治鬼是我们学道之人的天职
995
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,640
你别装伟大
996
00:57:37,774 --> 00:57:39,207
你们师徒三个
997
00:57:39,207 --> 00:57:43,340
这次把我治好不用抓紧枪毙你们走吧
998
00:57:47,574 --> 00:57:48,774
嗯
999
00:57:48,807 --> 00:57:49,740
大帅呀
1000
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:51,240
你这里有的吃有的住
1001
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,740
我们跟你当兵好不好
1002
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:54,873
我们连师傅都不跟了
1003
00:57:54,874 --> 00:57:58,540
不跟了不好意思我抢走你两个徒弟
1004
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:01,840
天要下雨娘要嫁人我留得住吗
1005
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,773
那你走吧我就不送了再见
1006
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:06,573
不送了慢走
1007
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,640
我走
1008
00:58:08,807 --> 00:58:09,840
英哥
1009
00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:11,573
英哥不要追
1010
00:58:14,607 --> 00:58:16,640
少奶奶我跟你回房
1011
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,040
来来来
1012
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:25,640
这姑呢
1013
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,240
这姑说不晓得怕什么打草惊蛇
1014
00:58:28,274 --> 00:58:29,874
他在大街上那家来来旅馆
1015
00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,040
开了个房间等你
1016
00:58:32,174 --> 00:58:33,840
正一师傅到底发生什么事了
1017
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,340
我没时间跟你说你去问我俩徒弟
1018
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,640
正好我还找你们呢
1019
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,073
进来进来
1020
00:58:41,074 --> 00:58:42,274
进来进来进来进来进来进来进来
1021
00:58:42,674 --> 00:58:43,174
进来进来
1022
00:58:43,174 --> 00:58:44,174
把门关上关上
1023
00:58:44,207 --> 00:58:46,240
怎么那么神秘还要关门呢
1024
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,640
坐坐坐坐坐坐
1025
00:58:49,207 --> 00:58:50,207
到底发生什么事了
1026
00:58:50,207 --> 00:58:51,473
再说
1027
00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:52,474
不要
1028
00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:53,740
坐着说也一样
1029
00:58:53,774 --> 00:58:54,740
这件事呢是这样的
1030
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,407
喂喂你婉转一点别那么直接
1031
00:58:56,407 --> 00:58:58,373
好那你说我说
1032
00:58:58,374 --> 00:59:00,640
这样你吃饭没有
1033
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:04,373
没有呃你游泳是不是游蛙式
1034
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,840
不是
1035
00:59:06,007 --> 00:59:07,607
呃那你睡觉流不流口水
1036
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,007
你也太婉转了吧
1037
00:59:09,007 --> 00:59:09,973
直接一点嘛
1038
00:59:10,007 --> 00:59:11,007
我跟你说
1039
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,440
你
1040
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,173
要怕的话可以搂着我
1041
00:59:16,607 --> 00:59:18,740
搂着我搂紧一点你就不会怕了
1042
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,540
来来来搂紧一点快紧一点没关系
1043
00:59:21,607 --> 00:59:22,873
我是小儿金风伞
1044
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440
快搂紧一点
1045
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,773
魔爷一出事你爷也就没命了
1046
00:59:29,874 --> 00:59:30,874
那怎么办
1047
00:59:31,074 --> 00:59:33,940
没关系我们会24小时保护的文才
1048
00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:36,040
出去守着来来
1049
00:59:40,074 --> 00:59:41,207
怎么还有腥味
1050
00:59:41,207 --> 00:59:42,340
这门开不开
1051
00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:43,473
让开让开让开
1052
00:59:43,607 --> 00:59:46,140
开个门都开不开真是没出息
1053
00:59:48,774 --> 00:59:49,807
怎么会这样子
1054
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,373
你怎么这么黑了
1055
00:59:52,374 --> 00:59:53,374
你在哪呢
1056
00:59:53,407 --> 00:59:55,073
谁知道我什么都看不见
1057
00:59:58,007 --> 00:59:59,007
你在哪呢
1058
01:00:03,974 --> 01:00:04,974
谁呀给我出来
1059
01:00:08,874 --> 01:00:11,407
青菜青菜新鲜的菜
1060
01:00:12,374 --> 01:00:13,740
青菜青菜
1061
01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:15,273
新鲜的菜
1062
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,840
林正英你哭好
1063
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,773
你最好不要求我
1064
01:00:18,774 --> 01:00:20,440
你求我我就要你付出代价
1065
01:00:56,974 --> 01:00:58,674
你以后怎么安置我呀
1066
01:00:59,274 --> 01:01:00,774
我没脸见人了
1067
01:01:02,274 --> 01:01:04,574
我不是一个不负责任的人
1068
01:01:07,674 --> 01:01:09,774
办正经事吧
1069
01:01:14,207 --> 01:01:15,240
完全好了
1070
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,607
真是舒服多了
1071
01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,240
我们在哪里呀
1072
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:23,240
拨开云雾见青天呐
1073
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,540
小心掉到海里去
1074
01:01:24,874 --> 01:01:26,374
我只会游蛙式
1075
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:27,774
我会狗爬式
1076
01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:29,540
这是搞什么呀
1077
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,807
喂他们三个在磨什么
1078
01:01:33,874 --> 01:01:35,974
不知道他们从早磨到现在了
1079
01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:37,340
嗯
1080
01:01:38,007 --> 01:01:39,007
老婆开门
1081
01:01:42,007 --> 01:01:43,007
大帅
1082
01:01:43,174 --> 01:01:45,074
你是谁
1083
01:01:45,674 --> 01:01:47,240
我是来伺候少奶奶的
1084
01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:48,540
是大帅
1085
01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:50,773
是
1086
01:01:52,174 --> 01:01:55,240
老婆老婆千万不要动了胎气坐坐
1087
01:01:57,674 --> 01:02:00,407
塞你的肚皮越来越大了
1088
01:02:00,774 --> 01:02:02,274
说不定是双胞胎呢
1089
01:02:02,274 --> 01:02:03,674
双胞胎好
1090
01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:05,940
我要盖一个大房子
1091
01:02:05,940 --> 01:02:08,240
有游泳池才有游乐场
1092
01:02:08,407 --> 01:02:09,940
有马场有狗场
1093
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,673
只要我们一家人多
1094
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,040
你说好不好
1095
01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:17,040
怎么了
1096
01:02:17,274 --> 01:02:19,940
好痛大帅先出去
1097
01:02:20,007 --> 01:02:20,840
少奶奶该吃药了
1098
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:24,373
来快来我扶你出去嘛快嘛来嘛
1099
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:25,607
快点
1100
01:02:25,607 --> 01:02:26,607
出去嘛
1101
01:02:27,207 --> 01:02:28,773
不要了不要了乖
1102
01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:32,674
真是太有味道了非讨她做姨太太
1103
01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:37,440
正点正点真正点真正点呐
1104
01:02:40,007 --> 01:02:41,540
冻死了
1105
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,607
受不了了受不了了
1106
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:47,540
报告嘘
1107
01:02:47,974 --> 01:02:49,974
空军司令打电话给你
1108
01:02:49,974 --> 01:02:50,640
早不打晚不打
1109
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:51,773
这个时候打不准看
1110
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,440
累死我了
1111
01:02:56,007 --> 01:02:56,840
到了没有
1112
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,640
前面有个岛好好好
1113
01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:02,073
还没玩够真是
1114
01:03:06,174 --> 01:03:07,774
美人不见了
1115
01:03:08,474 --> 01:03:09,474
到哪去了
1116
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,773
原来你喜欢在这裸泳
1117
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:51,740
我来陪你
1118
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,240
下
1119
01:04:05,607 --> 01:04:06,607
雨了
1120
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,207
可白了
1121
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,440
不用怕不用怕我可是大帅
1122
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,540
只要过了今天晚上之后
1123
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,040
我就讨你做姨太太
1124
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:16,840
只要你给我就
1125
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,873
行了你真是善解人意
1126
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,140
你不要后悔
1127
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,773
我怎么能后悔呢
1128
01:04:22,774 --> 01:04:24,740
真是
1129
01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:26,840
你刚才说什么
1130
01:04:26,874 --> 01:04:29,607
我刚才说要上你现在不上了
1131
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,140
现在不上也不行
1132
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:32,140
不不不不要
1133
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,240
上不要来
1134
01:04:34,974 --> 01:04:35,974
上
1135
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,640
亲我
1136
01:04:43,474 --> 01:04:44,940
我靠
1137
01:04:55,774 --> 01:04:56,874
我去大帅府看看
1138
01:04:56,874 --> 01:04:57,974
你把玲玲引出来
1139
01:05:24,274 --> 01:05:25,274
念英
1140
01:05:25,607 --> 01:05:26,673
念英念英你在哪里
1141
01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:28,574
在哪里在这里
1142
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,140
念英你们在哪里
1143
01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:34,940
是你在哪
1144
01:05:35,007 --> 01:05:36,173
我在这呢
1145
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,540
师傅
1146
01:05:45,607 --> 01:05:48,373
师傅叫你们俩看着他居然让人家施法
1147
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,773
师傅我好像在海里一样好大的浪
1148
01:05:52,974 --> 01:05:54,640
珍妮师傅
1149
01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:57,340
等一会
1150
01:05:57,374 --> 01:05:59,874
我跟蔗姑把魔胎引出去你们保护莲妹
1151
01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,640
就是大帅夫人
1152
01:06:02,674 --> 01:06:03,674
守着门口
1153
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:04,973
以防魔胎再跑回来
1154
01:06:04,974 --> 01:06:06,040
嗯知道了师傅
1155
01:06:08,074 --> 01:06:09,374
保护莲妹
1156
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:10,440
就是你姐姐
1157
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,873
你姐姐等于我姐姐你姐姐等于我姐姐
1158
01:06:23,274 --> 01:06:25,640
跟邻家玩呢来
1159
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:32,540
他来了
1160
01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,807
快用召集会抓住他
1161
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,240
red
1162
01:09:12,174 --> 01:09:14,274
拿绳子来
1163
01:09:16,607 --> 01:09:18,040
不许走
1164
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:35,807
这请你吃鸡蛋
1165
01:09:57,407 --> 01:09:58,407
看你往哪跑
1166
01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:01,074
相公
1167
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,640
呀
1168
01:10:09,974 --> 01:10:10,974
呀
1169
01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:12,940
呀
1170
01:10:13,674 --> 01:10:14,674
呀
1171
01:10:26,007 --> 01:10:27,940
我主人快要出事
1172
01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,640
我功德圆满了
1173
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,473
躲开
1174
01:10:59,974 --> 01:11:01,240
他被魔胎控制住了
1175
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:01,940
我杀了他
1176
01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:02,940
我
1177
01:11:03,007 --> 01:11:04,007
你干什么
1178
01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:07,007
你放手你你怎么这么烦人
1179
01:11:07,007 --> 01:11:09,007
你拦着我干什么嘛你哼
1180
01:11:09,274 --> 01:11:10,574
你是不是想你那旧情人呐
1181
01:11:10,574 --> 01:11:11,274
我
1182
01:11:11,274 --> 01:11:13,007
那你躲开呀你哼
1183
01:11:13,274 --> 01:11:15,607
我公报私仇
1184
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:19,607
不要
1185
01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:30,073
哼你的旧情人都不认得你了
1186
01:11:30,074 --> 01:11:31,740
你不杀了他就杀了你了
1187
01:11:31,974 --> 01:11:32,840
算了算了
1188
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,740
大家想个办法吧
1189
01:11:37,607 --> 01:11:38,173
想不到
1190
01:11:38,174 --> 01:11:40,074
我想到了
1191
01:11:40,074 --> 01:11:41,140
想到就好了
1192
01:11:41,174 --> 01:11:43,874
立刻找些苦茶当归头拔豆煮醋给他喝
1193
01:11:43,874 --> 01:11:45,407
问你干什么你你想打他呀
1194
01:11:45,774 --> 01:11:47,074
大肚婆最爱喝醋了
1195
01:11:47,074 --> 01:11:48,240
魔胎就快要出生了
1196
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,440
我们弄点最阴最寒的药给他
1197
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,873
大肚婆喝了之后魔胎就会虚弱
1198
01:11:52,874 --> 01:11:55,440
我们就趁这个机会除此大患
1199
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,773
到哪去找醋厨房有醋
1200
01:11:57,774 --> 01:11:59,840
那快去拿醋那我们去了
1201
01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:04,973
阿勇快快走
1202
01:12:08,874 --> 01:12:09,940
师傅什么事
1203
01:12:10,774 --> 01:12:12,207
那些僵尸找上门来了
1204
01:12:12,340 --> 01:12:13,273
在哪找回来的
1205
01:12:13,274 --> 01:12:14,407
藤藤镇
1206
01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:16,940
师妹你守门口不要让阿莲出来
1207
01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:18,140
好来朕交给你
1208
01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:20,407
文才你保护
1209
01:12:20,407 --> 01:12:21,873
念英我们上
1210
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,940
师傅救命
1211
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,640
快走
1212
01:13:15,074 --> 01:13:16,940
那边有人从那边走好好好
1213
01:13:19,807 --> 01:13:21,840
喂他厕所住边
1214
01:13:35,774 --> 01:13:37,640
没关门呢
1215
01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:49,607
你好没事了别怕
1216
01:13:51,740 --> 01:13:53,140
姐姐姐
1217
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:55,140
糟了
1218
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,040
快来呀姐姐
1219
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:04,940
快走
1220
01:14:14,574 --> 01:14:16,540
后面后后面呢后面
1221
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,273
两位大哥要是戳我吧不要戳他
1222
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:35,474
来吧
1223
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:37,807
不要戳
1224
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,773
好错错错错错
1225
01:14:42,774 --> 01:14:45,207
爱怎么说怎么说错错你等等
1226
01:14:46,374 --> 01:14:47,374
暂停
1227
01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:49,140
前面吧戳完了戳后面吧
1228
01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:57,640
前后都戳完了
1229
01:14:58,174 --> 01:15:00,440
要戳戳就弄好了戳吧
1230
01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:07,874
文才要不要紧
1231
01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:10,674
我不要紧只要念英没事就行了
1232
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,207
你不要出墙
1233
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,240
好
1234
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,640
好
1235
01:15:18,807 --> 01:15:20,440
我床底下床底下
1236
01:15:26,207 --> 01:15:27,540
相公我我
1237
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,840
定我定了我
1238
01:15:31,540 --> 01:15:33,640
你别跑
1239
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:39,240
烦不烦你
1240
01:15:52,007 --> 01:15:54,273
妖孽快出来
1241
01:15:55,174 --> 01:15:56,174
我不出来
1242
01:15:56,474 --> 01:15:58,240
你不出来我打你出
1243
01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,207
来我打你
1244
01:15:59,207 --> 01:16:00,473
不要相公
1245
01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:01,640
不要乱来嘛
1246
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,207
对不起对不起
1247
01:16:02,207 --> 01:16:04,573
头痛你看
1248
01:16:07,274 --> 01:16:09,574
别摇屁股嘛放放屁
1249
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:15,807
我不说开车
1250
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,240
到那边看看
1251
01:16:25,340 --> 01:16:28,140
我怕他们怕你多你买瓶咖啡
1252
01:16:43,607 --> 01:16:44,607
手上这边
1253
01:16:46,274 --> 01:16:47,440
去厨房吧快点
1254
01:16:47,674 --> 01:16:48,674
快走
1255
01:16:54,974 --> 01:16:58,174
你抓着我干什么你
1256
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,040
拦着他
1257
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,273
拦着他我尽力你别走
1258
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,040
你别走
1259
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:18,640
赶快去煮醋
1260
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:50,640
我错
1261
01:17:50,740 --> 01:17:51,807
再戳我翻脸了
1262
01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:55,240
好爱你
1263
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,240
带着他
1264
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:47,473
出来了出来了师傅错
1265
01:18:47,607 --> 01:18:48,607
了
1266
01:18:54,407 --> 01:18:55,807
发生什么事
1267
01:19:02,474 --> 01:19:03,474
你出不出来
1268
01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:06,140
连妹对不起了把他抬起来
1269
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:07,940
你憋起来
1270
01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:09,407
开的这么高干什么呀
1271
01:19:11,940 --> 01:19:12,940
你
1272
01:19:15,740 --> 01:19:16,740
你
1273
01:19:20,807 --> 01:19:21,807
吐出来
1274
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,840
这样会出人命的
1275
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,240
你
1276
01:19:30,207 --> 01:19:31,207
相公
1277
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,040
师傅师傅
1278
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,340
师傅闭上嘴
1279
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,207
你你
1280
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:45,340
好
1281
01:19:48,607 --> 01:19:49,607
算你狠
1282
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:51,940
把他抬进去
1283
01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:03,373
走开让我来
1284
01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,140
完了
1285
01:20:32,940 --> 01:20:35,740
老婆你不要死
1286
01:20:43,274 --> 01:20:44,474
老婆你
1287
01:20:49,607 --> 01:20:50,573
你这窦世英
1288
01:20:50,607 --> 01:20:52,640
你闭顺眼睛是我老婆我要掐死你
1289
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:53,973
我掐死你你放手
1290
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:54,874
你为什么要掐我相公
1291
01:20:54,874 --> 01:20:55,607
你什么意思
1292
01:20:55,607 --> 01:20:56,673
你以为他愿意
1293
01:20:56,807 --> 01:20:58,007
一个晚上发生那么多事情
1294
01:20:58,007 --> 01:21:00,440
你跑哪去了吵什么
1295
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:04,140
大龙
1296
01:21:04,474 --> 01:21:06,040
老婆你醒了
1297
01:21:11,140 --> 01:21:12,440
还有生了
1298
01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:16,040
生了没有灵魂孩子出生会变白痴
1299
01:21:16,574 --> 01:21:17,574
我有办法
1300
01:21:21,274 --> 01:21:22,474
想投胎的过来
1301
01:21:28,774 --> 01:21:30,840
就是你
1302
01:21:31,474 --> 01:21:34,540
来来来别哭了你可以投胎了
1303
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,140
不要紧张
1304
01:21:37,274 --> 01:21:39,440
不要紧张乖乖
1305
01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:41,740
让让让让让让
1306
01:21:43,974 --> 01:21:44,974
过去吧
1307
01:21:50,274 --> 01:21:51,407
念一
1308
01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:52,474
快拿盆水来
1309
01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,540
男人都出去他要生了
1310
01:21:56,740 --> 01:22:00,140
生儿子生儿子
1311
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,840
生儿子生女儿生女儿生女儿
1312
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:04,407
生儿子生儿
1313
01:22:04,407 --> 01:22:06,807
子生儿子生儿子
1314
01:22:07,207 --> 01:22:09,540
生儿子生儿子生儿子
1315
01:22:09,807 --> 01:22:10,973
生了
1316
01:22:11,974 --> 01:22:13,840
老婆起什么名字
1317
01:22:14,807 --> 01:22:15,807
叫艾音吧
1318
01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:18,040
好不好 嗯
1319
01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:19,607
爱英
1320
01:22:19,607 --> 01:22:23,073
我不来了啦
1321
01:22:23,074 --> 01:22:25,207
不要 叫爱龙
1322
01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:26,474
我们走吧
1323
01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:27,640
走吧
1324
01:22:28,407 --> 01:22:29,407
相公
1325
01:22:29,474 --> 01:22:32,407
昨天下午洞房玩我有点想吐
1326
01:22:32,407 --> 01:22:33,840
不知道是不是有了
1327
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,340
不可能吧
1328
01:22:35,607 --> 01:22:36,607
是不是你的
1329
01:22:38,607 --> 01:22:40,640
好了随便选一个好
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