All language subtitles for 227 s02e21 The Working Game

There's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

Cause there's no place like home.

Times are changing every day.

We won't get by with old flame away.

No, no. Pulling together, we'll make it
right.

With help from our friends, I know we
can fly. But there's no place like home.

With your family around you, you're
never alone.

When you know that you love, you don't
need to roam.

I mean, no place, child.

Sir, you see, ladies, the Camelot
Cosmetics Company has 92 beauty aids to

enhance your looks, and I can sell it to
you wholesale and still make a teeny

tiny commission.

I'll take your orders now.

That baby bottom lotion looks good to
me.

I'll put you down for a case.

Put me down for a free sample.

Mary, how about a nice beauty aid for
you?

Ah, no thanks. I don't need anything.

How about a mirror?

Nah, I get seven years bad luck when I
broke it over your head.

Come on, Mary, we gotta help Sandra out.

Okay, give me a small bottle of polish
remover.

That's only $1 .90. How about you, Rose?

No thanks, I'll borrow Mary's bottle.

I spent the whole afternoon and all I
made is a 29 cents commission.

Yeah, but you ain't $4 worth of cake.

I tell you, I don't think this Camelot
Cosmetics company is for me.

All these plain women in this building,
and I can't even sell $10 worth.

Wait, I want to go with you, because I
want you to gift wrap my free sample.

Hi, Mom. Hiya, Rose.

Oh, hi, Brenda. Well, aren't you a
little late?

Yeah, today was college day.

Representatives from a lot of
universities came to talk to us. Well,

goodness we don't have to worry about
that for a couple years.

Mom, I want to go to Northwestern. They
have all the stuff I want.

Yeah, but that stuff is in Illinois, a
thousand miles away.

Mom, when I go to college, I'm not going
to be coming home for lunch.

Did you hear that? Mm -hmm. Brenda in
college.

Boy, the time is flying.

Oh, Rose, she's too young to go to
college.

It was just yesterday I took her to
kindergarten.

Yeah, I know.

And you know the next thing, she'll be
getting married.

Yeah, probably to somebody I don't like.
Then he'll move off to California.

And never let her visit.

Hi, ladies.

Honey.

Do you know Brenda could get married and
we may never see our grandchildren?

What?

Lester, Mary's just suffering from
future shock.

Brenda's been talking about college.

And what am I going to do when she's
gone?

Look, it's no problem. You help her with
the homework, you give her the wrong

answer, she fails and she'll be with us
till she's 92.

Oh, it's not funny.

I mean, I'm going to have a lot of time
on my hands.

Well, Mary, you should start preparing
yourself now. Why don't you take some

courses at night school? Or maybe even
get a part -time job.

Rose. A part -time job.

Who would hire me? I don't have any
experience.

Well, come on. There's a lot of people
who would hire you.

Lester, I could work for you.

Rose, what are some of those night
courses?

Honey, it would be fun.

Just think we'd be together 24 hours a
day.

Yeah, 24 hours a day.

How are we doing with the lumber camp?

Trucks aren't here yet.

They may be late.

Well, they better get here soon. I don't
want a lot of people standing around

doing nothing.

Morning!

Good morning, Mrs. Jenkins.

Honey, you didn't tell me you were going
to be at the construction site. I went

all the way to your office.

Oh, weren't you starting tomorrow?

No, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

See, Tuesday I help the senior citizens
at the church, and on Thursday... Oh,

fellas, we're up against a little
deadline, so Mary's going to be helping

here. Oh, honey, you're trying. Let me
fix it.

Why don't you sit down over here and
just answer the phone?

Yes, Mr. Jenkins, sir.

Let's go over these specifications,
fellas.

MLB Construction.

Oh, Rose, hi.

Oh, fine, so far.

Sure.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You marinate it
first.

Then put it in the casserole dish.

And then cut up some tomatoes, some
peppers.

Rose, I'll call you back later.

on the peppers, okay?

My goodness, don't you guys ever clean
up? It's so dusty here.

Mary, this is a construction site. Our
business is dust.

Don't worry, honey. I will have this
place cleaned up in no time.

A little curtain, some fresh flowers.
Mary.

What's that?

A snack truck.

Honey, you don't eat that junk.

Now, look, I am going to get a microwave
and some broccoli. You are going to eat

some decent food tonight.

Oh, and honey, we better get a shower in
here.

A shower?

Okay, look, I know what you can do for
me right now. What?

Organize the cars in my Rolodex.

Oh, good. If there's anything I know,
honey, it's the alphabet.

Sorry.

I'm Rose. Hi.

So, Mary, how was your first day on the
job?

Oh, girl, it was so much fun.

I took him some cake. Then I made some
coffee, straightened out his desk,

cleared the closet.

Sounds like the same things you do at
home.

I got a real job coming up. That sounds
very exciting. Mm -hmm. It's better than

being a receptionist. I'm tired of
sitting in those hot lobbies meeting

cold men.

Look at this.

Winslow Travel Agency is looking for
trainees.

They'll teach you, get you a license,
commissions, and free trips all over the

world. Mom, you ought to get a job like
that.

Brenda, your father would kill me.

He's depending on me.

Oh, this is a college brochure. This
one's in Washington.

Washington? That's great.

Yeah, right outside Seattle.

I wonder what I should wear tomorrow.

My sexy blue dress or my sexy pink
dress?

Sandra, have you ever thought about
wearing a business suit?

Those are my businesses.

What is this, a hen party?

I hear you're dating a secretary.

I hope your wife don't find out.

I'll never tell.

So how did it go after I left?

Uh, it wasn't quite the same.

You know, honey, I've been thinking.

If I rearrange my schedule, I can help
you out every day.

And Friday, I'm gonna get rid of all
those old blueprints laying around.

Uh, Mary, I think we should have a
little talk. Come on, sit down. Why

put the dinner on the table first? Sit.

Are you still upset about the Rolodex?
The Rolodex was fine.

Then what's wrong?

Wrong? Oh, baby, what's wrong is me
taking advantage of you.

What do you mean?

I mean, what kind of husband am I not to
allow you to fulfill your potential?

I'm holding you back and stifling that
enormous talent?

Oh, yeah. So sweet. You're not stifling
me. I love working with you.

Yeah, but sometimes it's not good for a
husband and wife to be together that

much. Why?

It's hard on the wife.

I can handle it.

Yeah, but you'd probably be better off
working for somebody else.

Why?

Sometimes it's easier dealing with a
stranger.

What you trying to say?

You're fired.

You got the job already?

Mm -hmm. I'm here on a trial basis. It's
the perfect job.

Lots of rich guys coming here.

Now, where do you want to go?

I don't want to go anywhere.

You said they need a trainee, so I'm
here for a job. A job? Here?

Yeah, girl. I got to get some work
experience.

But we're not hiring.

What happened to your job with Lester?

I was overqualified.

Uh -huh.

Uh, Sandra, can I help you with your
client?

This is a friend of mine who's just
leaving.

My name is Mary Jenkins.

Are you Mr. Winslow? Yes, I am. Do you
work in the neighborhood?

No, she doesn't. Mary, we'll talk later
about your problem of never being able

to hold a job, okay?

Maybe you never had the right kind of
job. Where did you work last?

Well, I worked for my husband.

And she couldn't even hold that.

Well, I can understand that. My wife
used to work here. It was murder.

So you fired her? No, I divorced her.

Well, it was a little tense working for
my husband.

I'm sure I could be much more efficient
working for someone else.

Well, look, we just happen to have one
more empty desk here.

And since Sandra's a friend of yours, if
you're interested, we'll put you on on

a trial basis.

She's not interested. I'm interested.

Good. Have a seat. Thank you.

I'll be back in a minute to get you
oriented.

Mary, this is the most underhanded thing
you have ever posed. It's this.

than I would do.

Sorry. It's ridiculous. We're not in
competition.

My goodness, the man needs some
trainees.

Oh, if you're that uncomfortable, I'll
tell him I changed my mind. Oh, good.

Tell him you changed your mind.

What's that?

It's your computer.

Why's that light flashing up there like
that?

It's trying to tell you something.

Here, push this button.

How do you know about computers?

Because Brenda has one like it in her
room.

Welcome to Winslow Travel Me.

I am really enjoying this job.

I've only been there two weeks and
already my name's on the desk.

I'm getting business cards. I've even
got some appointments.

Uh, how about a little appointment
tonight between 11 and 12?

And Miss Johnny Carson?

Hey, Sergeant.

Hi, Lester. Oh, this is for Mary.

Mr. Winslow authorized me to bring this
to you.

Apparently, there are a number of
mistakes on the tickets you wrote today.

He wants those corrected by tomorrow
morning.

Try and get on the boat, would you,
Mary?

Wait a minute.

These are the tickets you wrote.

My tickets?

Yeah. And there's a man on the way to
Australia right now who thinks he's

to Duluth.

You know, you could concentrate better
if you stayed off the phone with your

boyfriend. Those are not my boyfriends.

Those are potential customers who just
happen to want to take me on a cruise.

You two should try to get along since
you're working together.

But he's always asking Mary to do the
important things. That's not true. This

morning he asked you to get the coffee.

Hello.

Oh, yes.

Mary, it's Mr. Winslow. Oh, excuse me.

Yeah, Bob.

No, I haven't had a chance to talk to my
husband yet.

I will.

See you in the morning.

Bob?

He calls me Mary. I call him Bob.

Calls me Miss Clark.

Of course, I don't work with him as
closely as you do.

Just what does good old Bob want?

Oh, he's going to Philadelphia Friday to
meet with a new tour group, trying to

get their business.

And he has to clear that with you?

No, he has to clear that with you.

He wants me to go with him.

And just why does he want you to go to
Philadelphia with him?

To help him with the presentation.

You'll be gone the whole day?

And night.

And night? You're sleeping over?

He's paying for the whole thing.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, the hotel, the

What's supposed to happen to Brenda and
me?

I'll take care of it. I'm only going to
be gone overnight.

Mary, a lot could happen overnight.

What are you trying to say?

Well, the truth is, I always wanted to
be the one to take you to Philadelphia.

You never told me that.

Oh, sure. I want to do the whole tour.

Philadelphia, Altoona, Pottsville.

Honey, are you jealous?

Jealous? Come on, man. I don't have a
jealous bone in my body. It's just that

Philadelphia is just such a wild city.

I don't know how he could even think of
taking you instead of me.

Sandra, I have studied the demographics
and the budget. I know the whole

presentation.

You mean you really are going there to
work?

Of course you going there to work.

I wish it was me. I'd really do that
town up. Dinner, theater.

I sure ring that liberty bell.

Uh, Mary.

Here are your airline and hotel
reservation.

Now, I leave tonight.

You leave 9 a .m.

Now, our meeting isn't until 5 p .m., so
if you want to, you have all that time

to shop.

Shop? Mary.

It's cold in Philadelphia. I hope you're
over those sniffles.

Uh, now, Mary, don't go getting thick on
me.

What sniffle?

You see, you haven't even noticed that
your nose is so numb.

There's nothing wrong with me. I am
fine.

You see, Mary, that's how it starts.
Next thing you know, you're headachy,

of sorts, chill, fever, you're sick.

You're the one who's sick. I'm going to
Philadelphia.

If it weren't for you, I'd be the one
who was going to Philadelphia.

Honey.

Well, what are you doing here?

Oh, I just happen to be in the
neighborhood.

Don't you look nice.

So, this is where you work? Uh -huh.

Nice. Nice place.

Mary, would you come into my office,
please?

Excuse me a minute.

Let him come out here.

Sir?

Uh, oh, I didn't know you had a client.

That's not a client. That's a hood.

Oh, Lester, isn't it? Uh, Bob Winslow
here.

Mary's told me a lot about you.

Yeah, 20 years of marriage, and she's
still bragging on me.

She didn't bother to mention I was a
boxing champion army this year.

But she told me a lot of other nice
things about you. She's a wonderful

really depend on her.

So do I.

Now, can I take my wife to lunch?

Honey, I can't go to lunch now.

Oh, sure you can.

I've got Sandra here.

Okay. Yeah, good old Sandra. Work, work,
work.

Where are you going for lunch?

Spaghetti joint around the corner.

Come on, honey, let's go.

Why don't you take him to that cute
little French restaurant down the block?

The one I took you to Wednesday?

Oh, good idea. Come on, honey.

Nice to see such a devoted couple
nowadays, you know. Yeah.

I guess I'll call that spaghetti joint
for a meatball hoagie.

Well, I have prepared a little lunch.
Would you care to join me? Oh, sure.

Yeah, I'll get it.

Saved my reputation.

I haven't paid for lunch in three years.

Hope it's not a can of saltine.

Ooh!

Champagne!

Tevye! Cheese!

You like?

Well, I had the same thing for
breakfast, but I eat it.

Uh, why don't we close up for lunch?

You know, you are a wonderful woman,
Sandra.

If I'm so wonderful, how come you're
taking Mary to Philadelphia?

She's business.

You're a pleasure.

No, I'm just a trainee.

Perhaps in business.

But not in pleasure.

And pleasure's what I had in mind.

If you keep this up, I'm leaving.

Right after lunch.

Sandra, I want you. I need you.

Sandra, you'll always have a position
here.

What for?

I haven't sold that many tickets.

I've liked you since the minute you came
in.

Those naughty dresses.

That tantalizing walk.

That cute little way you say, when's no
travel?

Just watching you with sexual
harassment.

Call me Bobby.

Call me a cop.

Sandra, Sandra, please don't turn me
down.

You damn...

Get me the Abbott file, please.

Get it yourself.

Now, quick.

Now, the next time you pull up on
somebody, at least bring some imported

The music was playing, the champagne was
pouring, his hands was reaching.

I'm telling you, that man's an animal,
Mary. He's a regular Dr. Jockle and Mr.

Winslow.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You'd go to any length to keep me from
going to Philadelphia.

Now, Mary, maybe she's telling the
truth.

If she is, I... I'll take the trip.

Oh, don't pay any attention to her. Bob
has always been a perfect gentleman.

All I can say is you better wear your
sneakers.

Oh, there's my taxi.

Honey, I'm leaving.

And don't you bother Lester with your
stupid fantasies.

Well, I'm sorry I couldn't drive you to
the airport.

Oh, that's all right, honey.

Well, gotta run.

Have fun, but not too much. I'm gonna
miss you.

Bye, everybody.

Oh, wait, we'll walk you down.

Well, I guess you'd be in charge of the
travel agency today.

Not me, I quit.

What, just because Mary went to
Philadelphia?

I wouldn't work for that man if he was
sending me to the Riviera.

What happened?

I can't tell you. Mary told me not to
bother you.

Sandra... Now, listen, my lips are
closed.

All I can say is it's a good thing for
you Mary's a loyal, trustworthy wife who

doesn't walk like me.

Listen, I was in your store earlier and
I bought a man's bathrobe and a suit.

Well, there's a button missing on the
suit.

Yes, I'll stop in on my way out
tomorrow.

Good. What?

Yes, I'm sure my husband will love it.

Thank you.

This

is

your wife's room, Mr. Jenkins. Shh, shh,
shh. I want a surprise.

Thank you.

I

don't believe this.

After 20 years of marriage.

I was about to ask you the same
question.

You know what I'm doing here. No, I
don't know what you're doing here.

You're supposed to be here. And I'm not
supposed to be here.

What are you talking about?

Oh, don't open that.

You weren't supposed to see that.

Oh, I see it all right.

Now, what do you think?

May, I don't like this. How could you do
it?

Well, I had some time on my hands, so I
did it on an impulse.

What an impulse?

Well, you didn't. exactly mine when i
did it before you've done this before

on your birthday on my birthday on our
anniversary christmas father's day not

that it has to be a special occasion how
could you do this to me well it's a big

deal so it's got a button missing
they'll fix it what the hell are you

about what the hell are you talking
about

Don't tell me you're wearing that stuff.

I'm not telling you anything. And how
dare you follow me and spy on me?

Well, what was I supposed to think? A
man's robe and a suit?

There should be some underwear there,
too.

What?

But they didn't have your size.

My size?

Put it on.

Put it on?

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I could see how you could
jump to conclusions.

I apologize.

Actually, I'm flattered.

Honey, you were jealous after all these
years. How could you think I would ever

look at another man?

Champagne?

Imported caviar.

Room, partner.