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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:04,990 They had no place like home. 2 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:09,230 With your family around you, you're never alone. 3 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:15,430 When you know that you love, you don't need to roam. Cause there's no place 4 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:16,430 home. 5 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:20,530 Times are changing every day. 6 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:24,290 We won't get by with those same old ways. 7 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:27,990 Pulling together, we'll make it right. 8 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:30,010 We've come from our friends. 9 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:34,490 No, we can fly. But there's no place like home. 10 00:00:35,170 --> 00:00:38,910 With your family around you, you're never alone. 11 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:42,830 When you know that you love, you don't need to roam. 12 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,250 Because there ain't no place like. 13 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:50,750 Better believe it. There ain't no place like. Better believe it. Because there 14 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,630 ain't no place like. 15 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:55,250 There's no place like home. 16 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,170 I mean, no place, child. 17 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:05,099 Mary, do we have to do this? Come on, now, smile. 18 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,520 Okay, don't smile. 19 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:11,759 Okay, now. 20 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,480 One, two... Should I show my knee? 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,700 Come on, you guys, this is a new camera, and I want to get a picture of my two 22 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,060 friends while we're still speaking. 23 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:23,220 Now, smile. 24 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,020 Carlos, you ruined my picture. 25 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,160 Ruined it? This face should be on a magazine cover. 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,620 Which one, honey, so I can cancel my subscription? 27 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 Now, move. 28 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:37,920 Well, now, come on, Mary. I'll pose for you. Here. 29 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,460 Take another shot, huh? 30 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,400 Okay, come over here. All right. 31 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,840 Okay, now. Keep going. 32 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:44,818 All right. 33 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,798 Keep going. 34 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,920 Okay. Keep going. 35 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,100 I'll be out of camera range. All right. 36 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,620 Okay, 37 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:52,940 now. Say money. 38 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,500 Money. 39 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,200 Oh, shoot. I'm out of film. 40 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,180 I'm out of patience, honey. 41 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,790 Is that Brenda? 42 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:06,590 Yeah, what's she doing? 43 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:09,190 Looks like she's getting ready to mug somebody. 44 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:15,070 She's a little old for hide -and -seek, ain't she? 45 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:17,170 Uh -oh, it's the boy. 46 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:21,590 She wants to meet him, and she can't figure out whether to A, drop her book 47 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:25,270 he can pick him up, or B, trip him so she can pick him up. 48 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,390 That'd be a C if she knew I was looking. 49 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,490 Oh, I'm sorry. 50 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:32,950 It's my fault. Let me help you. 51 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,080 I remember when I was going to school, dropping things saved me a fortune in 52 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:42,959 lunch money. 53 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,840 That's how I met my second husband. 54 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,140 What'd you drop? 55 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,340 My first. 56 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,340 Everybody, 57 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,019 this is Ken. 58 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,020 Ken, this is everybody. 59 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,299 Hi, Ken. 60 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,300 It's nice to meet you. 61 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:56,500 Well, I'll see you at school, Brenda. Okay. 62 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,000 Here, your book. Oh, thanks. I'm sorry, it was my fault. Oh, no, no, it was my 63 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,980 fault. No, it was my fault. No, really, it was my fault. No, it wasn't my... 64 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,440 Brenda, take the books. 65 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:11,120 Well, uh, I gotta get going. But, uh, thanks for inviting me to your party. 66 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,360 Okay. Nice to meet you. 67 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,680 Bye -bye. 68 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,180 Ooh, he's cute. 69 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,980 Polite, good -looking, nice to adults. 70 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,660 Now, if Brenda don't want him, I'll put him in the freezer for Tiffany. 71 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,380 Calvin better shape up. 72 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,020 There's some competition there. 73 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:28,780 Oh, Brenda, may I ask you something? 74 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,200 Yes, Ma? Now, between here and the corner, you bumped into this boy and 75 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,440 him to your party, right? Uh -huh. May I ask you something else? Sure. What 76 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 party? 77 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,720 He'd ask that. 78 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,800 Mm -hmm. Let's go upstairs and have a little chat. 79 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,259 Hi, everybody. 80 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:44,120 Hey, Brim, want to go get some ice cream? No, thanks, Calvin. 81 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,840 You don't see that? 82 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:51,160 Brenda trying to play hard to get. 83 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:52,800 She can't resist me. 84 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,460 I'm irresistible. 85 00:03:58,340 --> 00:03:59,880 Don't wake him up. Let him sleep. 86 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:08,010 You told me I wasn't old enough to date, but you said I was old enough to have 87 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:08,829 friends over. 88 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,870 But we're talking about a party, Brenda. Don't you think you should have at 89 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:15,410 least asked me first? Well, Mom, this was an emergency. I had to think of 90 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,409 something fast. 91 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,810 Mm -hmm, and that's another thing, the way you met this boy. 92 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:22,530 Now, don't misunderstand me. I am not trying to say that you did anything 93 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:25,790 But do you think you should resort to trickery to accomplish things? 94 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,570 I mean, I want you to be honest. 95 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,290 Yes, ma 'am. 96 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:31,650 So who is this boy, who's his mother and father, and where does he live? 97 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:34,230 I don't know. 98 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:36,690 You don't know? Well, how old is he? I don't know. 99 00:04:37,330 --> 00:04:38,950 Do you at least know his last name? 100 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,610 He doesn't have a last name? 101 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,930 Well, I think it maybe starts with a B. 102 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:46,470 Maybe an R. 103 00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:50,050 You mean you don't know anything about him and you practically picked him up? 104 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,910 My two favorite ladies in the world. Hi, Daddy. 105 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,510 You look so nice today. 106 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,050 Is this a new hard hat? 107 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:01,850 Uh -oh, I'm in the middle of something. What is it? 108 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,840 Just a boy she practically picked up. What about him? Oh, we know a lot about 109 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,280 him. His last name begins with a B or an R. 110 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:13,700 What's this about you picking him up? Dad, I accidentally dropped my books and 111 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,500 he helped me with them and we started talking. 112 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,480 Oh, the old drop the book routine. 113 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,660 That's how your mama hooked me. 114 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,460 Mom, is that true? 115 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,760 It happened to have been a hymn book and it was in church. 116 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,900 And you were praying that it would work. 117 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,260 You also happen to be talking about your daughter. Mm -hmm. 118 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,580 Who invited this boy to her party. 119 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,100 What party? Oh, you don't know about the party? 120 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,320 Mom, I know I should have checked with you first, but can I please have a 121 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,400 Please, Mom? 122 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,840 What do you think, Daddy? 123 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,600 Should we let her have a party or should we lock her in the tower? 124 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:54,940 Let's lock her in the tower. 125 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:58,400 Daddy? Sure, you can have a party. 126 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,900 Dang, I gotta invite Tiffany, Carl, Bob. What about Calvin? 127 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,780 The long -legged boy you were crazy about yesterday. 128 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,680 Whose last name we know. 129 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,060 Well, I guess I should invite him. 130 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,000 Yes, you should. I just hope he doesn't bring his basketball. 131 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,400 He's so immature. 132 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:23,040 Those are the kind we like. I better start calling people. Is next Saturday 133 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,040 night okay? 134 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,620 Sure, we're not going anywhere. 135 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,360 Oh, well, I thought since I'm in high school now and I'm a lot more 136 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,840 do you guys have anything you want to do that day? No. 137 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,980 once in a while and stay in the bedroom? 138 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,140 We're not staying in the bedroom, Brenda. 139 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 Hey, wait a minute, baby. 140 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,520 That might not be too bad. 141 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,140 Daddy, can you not tell any of your jokes? 142 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,960 All right, all right, but you're gonna have a doll party. 143 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,020 Hey, Daddy, can you sit down a lot? Because when you stand up, it scares the 144 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,020 God. 145 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,520 Don't you have any rules for your mama? 146 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,489 Yeah, Mom. 147 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:01,710 Can you keep Calvin in the kitchen? 148 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:04,490 Oh, that'll be easy. I'll just wave a lamp chop on his nose. 149 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,290 Okay, I'll start calling everybody. 150 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,390 I don't know Ken's number. 151 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:12,650 Get the phone book, Brenda. That's how your mama found out mine. 152 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:17,610 Hey, baby, wait up. 153 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,470 Don't say, baby, me, you hot shot. 154 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:23,370 Hey, what's happened? 155 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,810 Nothing, as far as you can tell. 156 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,980 You're not going to put that headache stuff on me, are you? I'm not getting a 157 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:31,620 headache. My sister doesn't live with me. I don't have to get up early in the 158 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,860 morning. I just don't like you. 159 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,860 You may two -time your wife, but you ain't even going to get to one -time me. 160 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,160 Can't invite her, honey. 161 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,500 You keep out of this, old lady. 162 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:48,860 Don't you try to get smart with me, boy. 163 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:52,980 I'll stick my grandson Calvin on you. 164 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,260 Uh, I'm sort of busy, girl. 165 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,380 Women. 166 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,180 Men. 167 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,180 Married, huh? His wife thinks he is. 168 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,280 How'd you find out he was married? 169 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,020 Any man that drives you 40 miles to dinner then hides behind the menu every 170 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,280 the door opens is married. 171 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:18,640 Worst thing his wife will never find out. 172 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:19,900 Oh, yes, she will. 173 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:23,400 Unless my earring and his glove can pop. 174 00:08:32,809 --> 00:08:33,809 my wastebasket. 175 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,110 See, I like a clean wastebasket. 176 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:38,730 I mean, it was half full, but you know how that looks. 177 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,330 Uh -huh. 178 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:48,610 Wendy coming by. 179 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:53,390 Who? The cute boy you're obviously waiting for. How did you know? 180 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,270 Because you got that look in your eye that says, I enjoy being a girl. 181 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,210 Well, you're right. He should be by here any minute. 182 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,320 I heard he works out at the Y on Tuesday night. 183 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,920 Ah, did your research, huh? 184 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:06,180 Oh, good. 185 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,580 Wish I'd done mine tonight. 186 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:15,200 Maybe I better go in. I don't want him to think I'm chasing him or anything. 187 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,420 no, honey, don't worry. 188 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:19,840 Men are not the brightest animals on this earth. 189 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,400 But they ought to greet it. 190 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:27,040 I invited him to my party next Saturday night. Do you know any interesting games 191 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,040 we can play? 192 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,890 I'd have about six guys and six girls. 193 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:38,810 Girls? Big mistake. 194 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,330 But they're my girlfriends. 195 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:45,470 Rule number one, a girlfriend is somebody who already has a boyfriend. 196 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:48,530 Well, I can't have a party with just me and six guys. 197 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,330 It's like I just want to get to know Ken better. 198 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,630 Reminds me of the party I gave for Roscoe when I was your age. 199 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,230 Ooh, that Roscoe was a Roscoe. 200 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,900 Anyway, my party was Saturday night, but I told him it was Friday. So when he 201 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,120 showed up, I acted so surprised. 202 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,180 Oh, Rocco! 203 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,560 I must have given you the wrong night. 204 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,740 But as soon as you're here, why don't you stay for dinner with me and my 205 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640 Wasn't that sneak? 206 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,880 Uh -huh. 207 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:27,100 But at least I got to know him better before those barracudas got a hold of 208 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:28,860 I could never do anything like that. 209 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,940 Mom says honesty is the best policy. 210 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,360 I bet she does. 211 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:34,740 Oh, here he comes. 212 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,380 Well, honey, you handle it your way. That's the only right way. 213 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,080 Brenda. 214 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,840 Oh, hi, kid. 215 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,400 I was just out here getting a breath of fresh trash. 216 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,760 I mean, I was just emptying some fresh air. 217 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:48,340 Where have you been? 218 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,000 I was down at the Y working out. It was either that or homework. 219 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,580 Planned your party yet? 220 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,660 Yeah, is 7 o 'clock okay with you? What day? 221 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:57,340 Friday. 222 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,680 Friday sounds good. 223 00:10:58,780 --> 00:10:59,780 I'll see you there. 224 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,020 Oh, remember my anchovy pate I made last Christmas? 225 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,680 Yes, yes. 226 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,840 But no, thank you. But it was very good, I remember. 227 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,900 Remember? I can still taste it. 228 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:30,120 About this party, as your landlord, I do have certain concerns. 229 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:34,120 Like what? Well, these kind of parties can get out of hand. You know, loud 230 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,960 music, yelling and screaming, people running around in togas. 231 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,400 It's not a Roman orgy, Rose. 232 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,220 I know. I guess I'm just being silly. 233 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:45,200 There won't be any drinking, will there? 234 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,640 I don't believe this. 235 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,460 Lester, did you hear what she just asked me? Rose, what are you worried about? 236 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,920 You know us better than that. Well, you know, people might get loose and fall 237 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,600 down the stairs, and then I'm liable. 238 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,820 Nobody will fall down the stairs. If they get out of hand, I'll throw them 239 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,820 the window. 240 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,040 Well, I guess I'm just a worrier, you know. Forget I said anything. 241 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,040 But you wouldn't throw them out the window, would you? Rose. 242 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:09,799 Hiya, Rose. 243 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,800 Oh, hi, Brenda. 244 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,490 You have a nice party. Thanks a lot. 245 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,170 No drinking or smoking. 246 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,370 Mom, look at this meal. 247 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:23,810 Beef wellington, potatoes au gratin, honey -glazed carrots. 248 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:28,390 I hate to disappoint you, Brenda, but at your party, we're having chips and dip. 249 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,890 I just thought this would be for a special occasion. You know, like 250 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,470 my birthday, or Friday night. 251 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,710 What's so special about Friday night? 252 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,799 Oh, nothing. 253 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,640 I just thought we should have a good, substantial dinner the night before the 254 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,560 party. They don't eat that good on Dynasty. 255 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,580 All right. I just hope we're not having meatloaf. 256 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,320 Oh? I'll go do my homework. 257 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,040 You want to explain that to me? 258 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,240 Mm -hmm. I've had your meatloaf. 259 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:01,360 Don't you think you ought to tell your... folks that Ken's coming for 260 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,800 Well, I tried to. It just wouldn't come out. Because you know you're doing 261 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,140 something wrong. That's why. 262 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:07,660 Well, not really. 263 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,020 See, I've been thinking. 264 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:13,260 If I told my parents, they'll have to pretend like they're surprised when Ken 265 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,920 shows up. But this way, they really will be surprised and everything will be 266 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,320 honest. Brenda Jenkins, do you believe what you're saying? 267 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,140 Tiffany, he's so cute. 268 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,200 And this gives me a chance to show Ken how wonderful I really am for all those 269 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200 girls show up. 270 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,860 Oh, hi, Tiffany. 271 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,140 How was school today? 272 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,890 Oh, Brenda, I'm glad I caught you. Look, your mom and dad won't be home until 273 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:33,890 about 10 o 'clock tonight. 274 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:37,290 What? Something about a last -minute business dinner. 275 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:41,630 Mary just left to meet Lester. She can't. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. She 276 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:44,110 meatloaf in the oven. Or you can join Tiffany and me if you want, okay? 277 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,490 Just let me know. And don't stay out here too long. 278 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,190 Wow, a whole night alone with them. 279 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,619 name that I don't know. 280 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,860 He's bringing his father? 281 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:08,080 No. There are a lot of greens. How am I supposed to know which one is him? 282 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,840 Yeah, that's the perfect excuse. 283 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,620 Tiffany, I'm not going to even let him in the door. 284 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,680 No, I can't do that to him. 285 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,240 I know I'll let him in, but not far. 286 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 I don't know. 287 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,080 Just stop bugging me about it. 288 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,020 I hope I don't go crazy when I'm 15. 289 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,000 I would invite you in. 290 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,900 Oh, well, I'll see you tomorrow night. 291 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,320 Good night. 292 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,340 Oh, what? 293 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:50,580 I love you, too. 294 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880 Hi. 295 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,360 Hi. 296 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,060 Do I need a password or something? 297 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,540 Yes. 298 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,820 It's just Friday, isn't it? Did I say Friday, Ken? 299 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,540 Oh, I'm so sorry. The party's tomorrow. 300 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,660 I can't believe I made that mistake. 301 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,740 I had a lot of things on my mind. I'm lying. 302 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,559 You are? 303 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,500 Yeah. See, I invited you over because I wanted to get to know you better. 304 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:35,800 And you can meet my parents and stay for dinner. I can't believe I did that. I'm 305 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,800 glad you did. 306 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,860 Really? Really. Where are your folks? 307 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,040 They're not here. They won't be home until 10. 308 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:43,420 Whoa. 309 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,180 And you're not supposed to have anybody in without your folks, right? 310 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,740 Right. 311 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,160 Then you want me to go? 312 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,520 Well, that would be better. 313 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,660 I'll open the door for you. No. 314 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,300 I'll get it. 315 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,160 You want a root beer first? Yes. 316 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,200 There's no seven of diamonds in here. 317 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,520 Well, I put it back in there. 318 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,860 Well, no, you didn't. I saw you hide it under that plate right there. 319 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,440 How did you do that? The hand is quicker than the eye. 320 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,300 My mother warned me about that. 321 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900 You're okay. 322 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,220 So are you. 323 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,580 You're pretty, too. 324 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,300 Hybrid is married. 325 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,510 Anything I did, it works like a charm, doesn't it? 326 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,850 Well... How do your mom and dad like it? I don't know. Oh, that's a good sign 327 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:51,850 with parents. 328 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,910 Anything short of murder is a good sign with parents. 329 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,850 There's a little problem. I know it's hard to snuggle up in whole hands with 330 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,710 your parents around, but you need a few minutes alone to tell them how big and 331 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,510 strong he is. Even the little scrawny ones like that. 332 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,210 My parents aren't even home. 333 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,170 Mary ever traces this to me, I'm dead. 334 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,230 She's just looking for an excuse anyway, you know? 335 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:30,130 Chaperones. What if I had a chaperone? Oh, that's a good idea. You can get Rose 336 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,069 or Pearl. 337 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:33,310 Aunt Rose would never go for anything like that. 338 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,550 And Mrs. Shea would hit him over the head with something. 339 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,150 What about you? You would be the perfect chaperone. 340 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,210 Sandra Clark, a chaperone? 341 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:44,930 I don't know nothing about chaperones except how to still punch on them, lock 342 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,770 them in the bathroom, and lose them in a car chase. 343 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,070 knocking on your door, Ms. Clark. Oh, my date. Well, I gotta go upstairs. 344 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,630 Brenda, if you have any problems, you run right upstairs and get me. 345 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,210 Second thought, you better call me first. 346 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,470 What's happening, Brenda? 347 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,730 Nothing. I'm just telling Ken to leave now. 348 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,950 What happened? Nothing happened. Now go. 349 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,910 Well, it's getting kind of late. 350 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,270 Maybe you better get going. I understand. 351 00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:23,910 I had a good time. 352 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,199 Me too. 353 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,240 Thanks for coming by. 354 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,280 Can I kiss you goodnight? 355 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,780 No, my father would kill you. My mother would finish the job. 356 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,340 But what they don't see can't hurt me, right? 357 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,820 That's probably Miss Clark again. 358 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,280 Hey, got some extra chance for your party. Who is he? 359 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,719 That's Ken. 360 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,299 Who's he? 361 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,300 That's Calvin. 362 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,800 What's he doing here? As I recall, the party was supposed to be tomorrow night. 363 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,180 You're a little early. Why don't you just leave? 364 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,290 Why don't you just leave? 365 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,570 Because this happens to be my turf. Oh, yeah? 366 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:02,650 Well, how'd you like to fall on it? Oh, you think you can make me? Why don't you 367 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:03,650 guys stop? 368 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,260 me some chairs. 369 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,600 Surprise, Calvin. We bought a front door. 370 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,980 What's he doing here? Brenda, what is going on? I hate to get involved in a 371 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,800 family argument. Nice to meet you, Mr. Jurgens. Hold it. Well, my work is done 372 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800 here. Nice. 373 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,660 Calvin. I guess I could stay a while. 374 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,720 Okay. Who are you and what are you doing here? I was just as shocked as you. 375 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,140 Just shut up, Calvin. 376 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,120 My name is Ken Green. 377 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,000 Brenda invited me over. Oh, she did? 378 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:10,030 did she? Mom, it was just a big mix -up. We didn't do anything wrong, really. We 379 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:13,150 just had a couple root beers and I did a car trick. Hey, you want to see a seven 380 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,310 disappear? No, I want to see you disappear. 381 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:17,010 My thoughts are jacked. 382 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,730 I guess you know you shouldn't have been here without our being at home. That's 383 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:23,950 right. And you shouldn't have been here either. You got a point there, Mr. J. 384 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:27,750 As a matter of fact, why don't you both leave? I don't want to ever see you 385 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,870 around here again. Now, get! 386 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,270 Could I point out that I live in the building, sir? 387 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,580 Just get your butt out of here. Thank you, sir. 388 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,120 Open the door. 389 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200 You open the door. 390 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,260 Somebody better open that door or I'm going to throw you both through it. Now 391 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,260 get! 392 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:52,480 Okay, young lady, start talking. 393 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,500 Mom, I invited Ken over thinking you guys were going to be home, but when you 394 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,700 guys weren't, it was too late. 395 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,840 We don't know anything about this, boy, and even if we did, you don't let 396 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,580 anybody in here when we're not at home. 397 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,720 What happened to our big talk about honesty? 398 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,060 Well, I guess I wasn't listening very well. But I'm listening now, Mom. 399 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,080 me, nothing happened. 400 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,220 I'll tell you what's not going to happen. Your party tomorrow night. 401 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:19,740 But, Dad... Hi, Brenda. Is everything all right? Yeah. Well, that's a good 402 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,700 thing, because if your mother ever... 403 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:35,949 get the dishes. 404 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,450 That's a very smart move. 405 00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:39,750 I'm sorry. You ought to be. 406 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:45,110 Well, looks like our worries about boys are just starting. 407 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,330 Oh, we'll survive. 408 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,650 You order some pizza, Mama? 409 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,470 I don't know who your Mama is, baby, but she don't live here. 410 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:03,490 You're not Rogers? 411 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,410 Up there in the rear. 412 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,130 Hi, Britt. 413 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,990 Hey, Harvey. I didn't know you worked at the pizza place. Hey, looking good. 414 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:13,830 You too. I like your earrings. 415 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,190 Thanks. 416 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:23,870 I don't think we're going to make it, 417 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:24,910 Lord. 31070

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