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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:04,163 (camera clicking) 2 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:16,070 (upbeat rock music) 3 00:00:54,486 --> 00:00:55,819 Oh, excuse me. 4 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,283 - Fuck you. - Language. 7 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,227 This is a family bar. 8 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,753 - Lia. - Yeah. 9 00:01:14,753 --> 00:01:15,617 I need you to translate something for me 10 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,070 'cause I don't speak girl. 11 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,510 What is it? 12 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:19,560 I'm trying to ask this girl out, 13 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,550 but I don't know if she's single. 14 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:22,560 So I texted her, "Are you seeing anybody?" 15 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,470 And she says it's complicated. What does that mean? 16 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:27,510 It means she's seeing somebody casually. 17 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:29,373 She wants to commit, but he doesn't. 18 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:34,320 Hey Kali, I'm ready to settle up. 19 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,120 Alright, I'll meet you down there. 20 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:49,170 I've never seen you with glasses on. 21 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:51,060 Yeah, it's just for up close. 22 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:51,893 Let me see. 23 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:55,854 Yeah, you got that naughty librarian look going on. 24 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,320 - We're not gonna talk about your browser history, Joe. 25 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,680 Okay, let's not. All right. 26 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:03,120 Okay. You're all square. 27 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:03,999 - Have a good night. - You too. 28 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:04,832 I'll see you later. 29 00:02:04,832 --> 00:02:05,943 Okay, see you next time. 30 00:02:10,558 --> 00:02:12,420 - Are you serious? I thought you weren't hungry. 31 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:14,433 I'm not hungry. I'm snacky. 32 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,663 - If you were hungry, I would've bought you something. 33 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,130 [Lia] What's wrong? 34 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:28,624 This dickhole left his tab open again. 35 00:02:28,624 --> 00:02:29,718 Ah. 36 00:02:29,718 --> 00:02:31,323 Is dickhole one word or two? 37 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,093 One. 38 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,093 Holy shit. 39 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,803 Look at this. Blue hair. 40 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,260 No, that's a bad sign. 41 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,280 Cat. 42 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,780 How many cats do you count in that picture? 43 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:49,020 - I count two pictures of cats with three real cats, 44 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:49,853 Right. 45 00:02:49,853 --> 00:02:51,803 That's that's, thats what I'm I, I... 46 00:02:51,803 --> 00:02:53,130 I don't even know. 47 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:55,650 - I see bulges where there shouldn't be bulges. 48 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,570 - This one's got so much hardware on her face, 49 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:59,670 looks like she fell asleep in a tackle box. 50 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:01,800 - She could not get around any fucking magnets, dude. 51 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,810 It would rip her shit out. 52 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:04,643 No. 53 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,583 Hey Jocelyn, is it fixed? 54 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,613 We have beer. 55 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:21,573 Hey Eric, we need to talk. 56 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,760 - I feel like I'm being attacked here. What's going on? 57 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,290 - So, it's Wiener Wednesday, it's ladies night, 58 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:32,970 and it's also hump day. 59 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:35,220 Don't you think we're sending a mixed message here? 60 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,530 I think it's a great message. 61 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:39,330 The wieners aren't selling. 62 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:41,673 Sorry, but nobody wants your wiener. 63 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,240 You gotta pick one to get rid of. 64 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,430 - Alright, we'll get rid of Wiener Wednesday. 65 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:50,370 I'm the captain here. I'll right the ship. 66 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:52,770 Hold on. This was my idea. 67 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,290 Look at me. Look at me. 68 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,210 I'm the captain now. 69 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:58,293 Get back to work. 70 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:03,357 ♪ Town that I know ♪ 71 00:04:03,357 --> 00:04:06,135 ♪ No way to leave ♪ 72 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:09,887 ♪ Nowhere to go ♪ 73 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:12,495 ♪ Stuck in a rut ♪ 74 00:04:12,495 --> 00:04:16,350 ♪ Of vice and woe ♪ 75 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:20,420 ♪ Study my steps, go with the flow ♪ 76 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,337 Hey, leaving already? 77 00:04:23,615 --> 00:04:25,697 - Yeah, I gotta, I gotta get some stuff done. 78 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,020 Oh, does one of those things involve 79 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,853 giving that guy back his phone? 80 00:04:31,784 --> 00:04:34,473 - Make sure you take this with you next time. 81 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,670 Thinking of a number between one and 100. 82 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:40,370 Can you guess what that number is? 83 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:42,780 86? 84 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:45,523 - Hey, you're not as dumb as you look. Let's go. 85 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:47,610 (soulful music) 86 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:50,693 Wow, I can't believe that happened. 87 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,333 Damn, where'd you learn how to do that? 88 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,090 Well, when the girls came in, 89 00:04:57,090 --> 00:05:00,090 my dad said I was gonna need to learn how to fight, so. 90 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,833 - Badass. - Thank you. 91 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:04,380 - Dude. - Right? 92 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,820 - [Lia] Good job. - Thank you. 93 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,036 That was pretty awesome, right? 94 00:05:07,036 --> 00:05:08,533 Right? 95 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,287 - Oh. - Ow! 96 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:14,020 - Nipple ring, bitch. - Forgot you just got that. 97 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,732 - It's all good. - [Lia] Sorry. 98 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,899 What are you looking at? 99 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,040 Hey, how's it going? 100 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,389 Not too bad. How you doing? 101 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:25,710 I'm doing pretty good. 102 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:28,890 Isn't that the same shirt you destroyed with motor oil? 103 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:29,760 Oh no. That one's gone. 104 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,593 I already tossed it. 105 00:05:30,593 --> 00:05:32,010 I actually found the exact same shirt over there 106 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:33,230 at the Goodwill for like $5. 107 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,210 So it works out. It smells kind of funky, but it works. 108 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,490 You didn't wash it before you put it on? 109 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:39,323 Well, no. 110 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:40,950 Don't they wash it like while it's there, 111 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:41,940 before they put it on the racks? 112 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:42,773 No? 113 00:05:42,773 --> 00:05:45,613 - No. - That, that's kinda bad. 114 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:49,080 Now I feel like retroactively dirty, but... 115 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:49,980 I'm sorry, dude. 116 00:05:55,573 --> 00:05:57,210 I dunno why it's not working. 117 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:59,992 Uh oh. It's Skynet. 118 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:00,825 What? 119 00:06:00,825 --> 00:06:02,760 - The machines are becoming self-aware. Skynet? 120 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,960 No. 121 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,210 I'll be back. Terminator, come on. 122 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:07,650 I don't know what you're talking about. 123 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,483 Oh my gosh. 124 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,000 We'll go and get you at the other one. 125 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,833 Alright. 126 00:06:20,898 --> 00:06:22,279 Hey. 127 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:23,520 Hey. Do you need me? 128 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,870 - No, you're good. - Okay. 129 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:26,970 I'm starving. I haven't eaten all day. 130 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,920 Keep eating. I just need some straws. 131 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:33,596 (soulful music continues) 132 00:06:39,853 --> 00:06:43,020 (upbeat dreamy music) 133 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:57,699 (shirt rips) 134 00:06:57,699 --> 00:07:00,532 (buttons pelting) 135 00:07:02,031 --> 00:07:04,083 Kali. Kali. 136 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,900 Hey, daydreaming again, aren't we? 137 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,743 No. 138 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:20,613 (sighs) Yes. 139 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:29,880 - I just saw Kali fantasizing about one of our customers. 140 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,483 - Oh really? - Yeah. 141 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:32,790 I do that too. 142 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:36,633 - Mine are a little different. - Waitress. Another beer. 143 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:38,790 (glass shatters) 144 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:41,733 - Snap at me again, motherfucker. Snap again. 145 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,640 Oh, wow. 146 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,790 - Like I said, mine are a little different. 147 00:07:50,322 --> 00:07:53,070 (dramatic music) 148 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:55,263 I'm taking off. Do you need anything? 149 00:07:56,218 --> 00:07:57,752 Okay. 150 00:07:57,752 --> 00:07:58,920 It's good to see you. You have a good night. 151 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,570 You too. 152 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,530 I'm taking off. 153 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:03,583 - Alright. - Have a good night. 154 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,529 You too. 155 00:08:05,529 --> 00:08:06,832 Good game. 156 00:08:06,832 --> 00:08:08,582 Dang. (chuckles) 157 00:08:08,582 --> 00:08:10,999 (rock music) 158 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,140 Ladd, we're closing up. It's time to go. 159 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:22,973 Already? 160 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,570 Where'd my friends go? 161 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:28,683 They went home. 162 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,900 That makes sense. (sighs) 163 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,400 I need to get home. 164 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,660 Yep. 165 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:40,473 - Can you give me a ride please? It's on your way. 166 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,740 Okay. Go to the bathroom. 167 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,620 Leave me back here in five minutes and I'll take you home. 168 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:49,230 Yes. Yes. 169 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,073 Wonderful. 170 00:08:52,777 --> 00:08:55,444 (bugs chirping) 171 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:59,520 (door thuds) 172 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:04,520 Do you think maybe, possibly we could like maybe go burger? 173 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,326 Yeah, we can burger. 174 00:09:12,326 --> 00:09:13,159 Yeah. 175 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:15,375 [Cashier] Here you go. 176 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:17,708 Thanks. Have a good night. 177 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:28,710 Damn, Mr. T. That is a big ass burger. 178 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:31,355 I haven't eaten anything all day. 179 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:32,763 You better be careful. 180 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,700 You're gonna end up with a gut like me. 181 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,317 Nah, I'll never get that fat. 182 00:09:38,317 --> 00:09:39,672 - Oh, oh. - Oh. 183 00:09:39,672 --> 00:09:42,339 (both laughing) 184 00:09:43,946 --> 00:09:46,863 - (sighs) Oh my God. I'm so sorry I'm late. 185 00:09:47,944 --> 00:09:49,920 Your my had to take Ladd for a burger. 186 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,960 My patience is almost gone. 187 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,210 - Well, thanks for not starting without me. 188 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,050 I'm gonna press play. 189 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:56,763 Wait, wait, I gotta get changed. 190 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,690 How many episodes do we have left? 191 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,610 Next week is the season finale. 192 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,530 - Already? - Yep. 193 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:11,670 And this is the episode 194 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,920 where they consummate their relationship. 195 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,460 - Wow. You just overly romanticized them having sex. 196 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,920 But they deserve it. 197 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,153 Yeah, they do. 198 00:10:23,268 --> 00:10:26,018 (dramatic music) 199 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,513 - There he is. - Oh. Yup. 200 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:54,883 Oh. And there goes the shirt and the pants. 201 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:58,440 That's a penis. (chuckles) 202 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,440 I did not think they would show that full on. 203 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,525 - Did you see that grandfather clock swinging? 204 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:05,358 (both laughing) 205 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,236 Oh, my god. 206 00:11:07,236 --> 00:11:10,923 Hey, don't hit me with your arm dick. Stop. (laughing) 207 00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:17,479 Stop. 208 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:21,510 - We're announcing new guidelines for every American 209 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,910 to follow over the next 15 days. 210 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:26,370 - Our 15 days to stop the spread initiative. 211 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,960 We're gonna close the bars, 212 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,550 we're gonna close the restaurants, 213 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,260 Bars, and restaurants will be closed 214 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,230 to the public starting at the close of business tomorrow. 215 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:37,470 - The two-week freeze includes limiting restaurants 216 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:38,700 to takeout only. 217 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,800 - Advise no gatherings of more than 10 people 218 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,330 for the next 15 days, 219 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:45,180 - As well as venues that host either indoor 220 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,533 or outdoor events. 221 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,629 (energetic rock music) 222 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,470 Girls, I got some bad news. 223 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,357 What is it? 224 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,440 - Due to this coronavirus that's going around, 225 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,030 they're shutting the entire country down. 226 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:11,070 They wanna shut us down for 15 days. 227 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,740 - What the hell? What are we supposed to do? 228 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,207 - I don't know right now. Can't even do dine-in at all. 229 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:17,130 All we can do is take out deliveries. 230 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,780 Where does that leave us? 231 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,780 - You have two weeks off. You can enjoy it. 232 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,490 Do some side jobs. 233 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,900 If you can file for unemployment if you want. 234 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,460 Believe me, this is the last thing I want. 235 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,350 I mean, I can't afford to lose you guys. 236 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:29,700 You guys can hang in there? 237 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:34,950 - I guess. I mean, it's just 15 days, right? 238 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,200 - That's awesome. I mean, it is just 15 days. 239 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,203 I mean, hopefully it's just a bump in the road. 240 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,602 So two weeks off. 241 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,500 Two whole weeks. 242 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,343 What to do? 243 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:58,320 (energetic music) 244 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,870 - How are you doing that? - Doing what? 245 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,210 Finding me so quickly and killing me. 246 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,860 I just figure where you'd be. 247 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,900 I go there and I shoot your ass. 248 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,730 Okay. You're spawn killing me. 249 00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:09,780 No, I'm not. 250 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,610 You just don't know the map good enough. 251 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:14,400 I know the map perfectly fine. 252 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,713 You're just always right on my ass. 253 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,350 Boom. Got you, bitch. 254 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,570 How are you doing that? 255 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,993 I'm just that good. 256 00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:23,826 (doorbell rings) 257 00:13:23,826 --> 00:13:24,963 Ooh, the pizza is here. 258 00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:29,065 (energetic rock music) 259 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:47,310 - Shit. I just deleted Jocelyn's number off my phone. 260 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,630 You don't remember it? 261 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,600 - No. I have a smart phone to remember things for me. 262 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:56,600 It's 555-420-6969. Come on. 263 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,592 Oh yeah. 264 00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:03,478 (energetic rock music) 265 00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:05,895 (calm music) 266 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,590 You ready for that downward dog? 267 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:14,423 Yep. 268 00:14:14,423 --> 00:14:15,256 All right. 269 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,092 Oh my back. Oh. (grunting) 270 00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:28,268 How bad is this one? Medium bad. 271 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,101 Okay. 272 00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:35,635 Okay. I'm up. 273 00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:37,879 Okay. 274 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:44,038 Uh huh. (bones cracking) 275 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:44,871 Good? 276 00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:49,476 I think I'm done for the day. Okay. 277 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:55,248 (dramatic music) 278 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:12,484 - Ow! You hit me in the eye, like my actual eyeball. 279 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,923 What the fuck? (laughing) 280 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:25,160 - I am not kidding. His dick was as long as a CVS receipt. 281 00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:29,884 - You know, I'm friends with his sister Gisella. 282 00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,230 Gisella? 283 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,063 Yeah. 284 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,640 Do her friends call her Gis for short? 285 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:40,470 - Oh my God. You do not wanna let her catch you saying that. 286 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:41,340 Why? 287 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:46,121 Because then you'll have Gis all up in your face. 288 00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,763 No, I don't want Gis on my face. 289 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:51,430 (both laughing) 290 00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:00,090 - Isn't it kind of weird being home all the time? 291 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,310 - I kinda like it. - Really? 292 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,070 Yeah. Like I don't have to wear a bra, 293 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,410 can finally let them breathe. 294 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:11,490 Like, look, I don't have that red line under them anymore. 295 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,131 Dude. Put your boobs away. 296 00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:14,543 You are so drunk. 297 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:16,590 I'm not that drunk. 298 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:19,740 - Yeah, you are. You're like lesbian drunk. 299 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,273 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 300 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,640 If I were to let you kiss me, 301 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,920 you would like it. 302 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,247 Hi, tequila. Can I talk to Lia now? 303 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:34,914 (both laughing) 304 00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:41,453 (Lia retching) 305 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,570 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 306 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,250 Get it all out. 307 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,230 Thank you for taking care of me. 308 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,343 Of course. 309 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,600 I'm sorry if I was lesbian with you. 310 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,570 It's fine. No apologies needed. 311 00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,296 Wouldn't have happened if you were ugly. 312 00:17:00,296 --> 00:17:03,036 (Kali chuckles) 313 00:17:03,036 --> 00:17:05,619 (Lia retching) 314 00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:10,667 (energetic music) 315 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,500 (plastic clapping) 316 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,167 (both grunting) 317 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,940 Die, you filthy whore! 318 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,507 Wait. What? 319 00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,076 - Just go with it. - Okay. 320 00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:22,076 [Both] Ah! 321 00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:24,597 Ah! 322 00:17:24,597 --> 00:17:29,597 For the act of incest, I will remove your sinful womb. 323 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,640 Dude. Gross. 324 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,380 Sorry. You're dead. 325 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,330 Ow. That's my nipple ring, bitch. 326 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,090 Ow, my ass. That hurts. 327 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:40,725 Good. You deserved it. 328 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,873 - Oh really? - Yeah. 329 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,805 (dramatic music) 330 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:51,722 (leaves crunching) 331 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,954 (Kali crunching) 332 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,890 (Kali sniffs) 333 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:02,823 Hey, puff me. 334 00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:08,826 (Lia crunching) 335 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,560 What are you doing? 336 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,943 I'm giving you war paint. 337 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:22,233 It's the season finale and we must be prepared. 338 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,963 Who's drunk now? 339 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:31,129 Me. (laughs) 340 00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:31,962 (dramatic music) 341 00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:35,031 (metal clanking) 342 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:35,882 (strikes thud) 343 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,549 (both grunting) 344 00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,273 Run, bitch. Run! 345 00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:48,517 Torin! 346 00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:52,158 (dramatic music) 347 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:58,853 Constance 348 00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:05,457 Alive. 349 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,680 (heart thumping) 350 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:12,998 (birds calling) 351 00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:15,748 (dramatic music) 352 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,990 Behind you! 353 00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:24,469 (assailant grunting) 354 00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:29,139 (ethereal music) 355 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:46,978 (assailant grunting) 356 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,449 (strike thuds) 357 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,116 (intense music) 358 00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:55,443 I can't believe they just did that. 359 00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:57,519 They, they can't. 360 00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:59,145 They can't kill him off. 361 00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:00,993 He's a main character. 362 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,079 He was.. 363 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,693 Hello? 364 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:10,032 - Yeah. We just finished. - We just watched it. 365 00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:11,365 Yeah I can't believe they did this. 366 00:20:11,365 --> 00:20:12,799 That's no way to end a season. 367 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,393 - I don't understand. - How could they kill him off? 368 00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:15,589 - He's a main character. - His character had 369 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,044 - so much more to do. - And her, too? 370 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:17,892 - They didn't care. - Like, come on. 371 00:20:17,892 --> 00:20:18,960 - What even was that? - They didn't wanna finish 372 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,793 his story and they just let him die. 373 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,501 People can't come back from death. 374 00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:22,334 - What was that? - I don't, 375 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:24,167 it doesn't make sense. 376 00:20:35,223 --> 00:20:37,350 Holy shit. 377 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,180 Hey, you want some breakfast? 378 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,373 - No. - [Lia] Hey, more for me. 379 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,180 Hey Eric, what's going on? 380 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,160 - Oh, it's un-fucking-believable. 381 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,740 The government extended the lockdown again 382 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:56,100 to all non-essential businesses, bars, restaurants, 383 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,150 fricking movie theaters. 384 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,040 We're all still shut down. 385 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,260 - So we can't open? - Not even close. 386 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,970 The OFCC, they're gonna fine me or they're gonna 387 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,920 shut me down if I try to stay open. 388 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,843 Shit. What are we gonna do? 389 00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:09,410 Honestly, I don't know. 390 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,007 I, we're just taking it one day at a time right now 391 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,080 and just trying to make it through this. 392 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,280 - So our industry, our livelihood is being overtly targeted 393 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,053 and we can't do anything about it? 394 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:22,290 This is fucking bullshit. 395 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:25,260 - Pawn shops, big box stores, they get to stay open? 396 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,760 But what about the rest of us? 397 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,900 I don't know. 398 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,060 All I can say at this point is, please, 399 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,890 please tell me girls, you guys filed 400 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,363 for unemployment benefits. 401 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,323 How far in debt are we right now? 402 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:53,640 Well, we're two months behind rent. 403 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,640 The car is one missed payment from being repoed. 404 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,210 Add food and utilities and we need about five grand. 405 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,430 That's just to be caught up on everything. 406 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,390 We'll need more depending 407 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,790 on how soon we can get unemployment. 408 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,500 I've literally been calling all day 409 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,240 and they're busy every time. 410 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,220 It's like everyone's calling at the same time 411 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,170 trying to get benefits set up. 412 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,850 How is it that you just can't file 413 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,410 for unemployment online? 414 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:18,093 - [Kali] Yeah. - So stupid. 415 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,290 Hey, I think I found something. 416 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:23,820 - A job? - Yeah. 417 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,380 The Census Bureau is hiring 418 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,760 during a pandemic? 419 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,260 Weird. 420 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,033 What kind of job is it? 421 00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:37,680 - Says here you go door to door and collect economic 422 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,890 and demographic information and submit the data. 423 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:41,910 That's it? 424 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:45,000 - Yeah. - Sounds easy. 425 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,383 What's the pay? 426 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,070 Oh shit. 20 bucks an hour. 427 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:52,230 How has this job not been taken yet? 428 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:54,570 - I don't know, but we need to go right now and apply. 429 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:55,420 Yeah, let's go. 430 00:22:59,317 --> 00:23:00,480 (hood thuds) 431 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,280 Well, this isn't going anywhere. 432 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,630 Well, now what? 433 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,660 - We can always go ask Jocelyn if we can borrow her car. 434 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:09,420 - How far away is it? - Just a couple blocks. 435 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,860 Alright, guess we're walking. 436 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,693 Let's go. 437 00:23:18,054 --> 00:23:20,637 (Lia knocking) 438 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,893 - Weird. Her car is here. - Yeah. 439 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,800 Can you see anything? 440 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,610 - Huh. Looks like there's something covering the glass. 441 00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:37,200 Okay, let's go to the side door. 442 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,033 Yeah. 443 00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:44,996 (energetic music) 444 00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:46,171 (game chimes) 445 00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:49,421 - Aw, thank you for the tip, Mr. Pickle Tickle. 446 00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:50,370 (game chimes) 447 00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:51,720 Thank you. 448 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,773 Who was that? 449 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:55,173 Dr. McHuge. Aw. 450 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,720 Thank you, Dr. McHuge. 451 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:01,740 (game chimes) 452 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,353 You want me to do what? Again? 453 00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:08,733 Okay, fine. But this is the last time. 454 00:24:10,736 --> 00:24:14,220 (Jocelyn cooing) 455 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,053 Hey there. 456 00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:23,133 BRB, boys. How did you get in here? 457 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:25,500 - Well, we tried knocking, but you didn't answer, 458 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,360 so we went around the side door. 459 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,160 What is all of this 460 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,070 - Girls gotta make a living somehow, right? 461 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:35,340 It started a few months ago and it wasn't that great, 462 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,050 but now that everyone's staying at home, 463 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,210 it's given my channel a chance to grow. 464 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:41,433 And I'm super popular now. 465 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:45,270 So, we kind of need to borrow your car 466 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,800 for a few days, if that's okay. 467 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,940 Of course. 468 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:49,530 I have been working remotely. 469 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,173 I haven't even had to use that for a few days. 470 00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:01,053 - That's the second dick I've seen recently. 471 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,813 Technically, that's a dildo. 472 00:25:06,450 --> 00:25:07,860 There you go. 473 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,450 I was supposed to take it into the dealership 474 00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:12,420 for some factory recall or something like that. 475 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:15,270 So, but whatever, as long as you bring it back 476 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:17,740 with a full tank of gas, it's totally fine with me. 477 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,890 - Okay, thanks. - Yeah, no problem. 478 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:21,368 I missed you guys. 479 00:25:21,368 --> 00:25:22,707 We missed you too. 480 00:25:22,707 --> 00:25:23,790 I'd give you a hug, 481 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:27,964 but you're a little erect at the moment. 482 00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:30,003 Oh, yeah. I'll just tuck that. 483 00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:35,120 Thanks again, girl. We love you. 484 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,440 No problem. I love you too. 485 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,343 Thanks again. 486 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,560 - Okay. It looks like everything's in order. 487 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,123 So, paperwork is filled out and signed. 488 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,323 Okay. We just need to issue you a route. 489 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:57,000 So first, let me give you your lanyards. 490 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,053 You'll wear these. 491 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:05,160 So, we don't have a lot of available routes 492 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,900 in desired locations. 493 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:11,370 However, I do have one on South Columbus Street, Dakota, 494 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,923 Manzanita, and Diamond Street. 495 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:16,470 I don't know how comfortable I feel 496 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:18,300 working in those areas. 497 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,183 - Yeah. Are you sure you don't have any other routes? 498 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,613 I don't. 499 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,430 However, because of the current unprecedented times, 500 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:32,850 the state is actually offering pay incentives, 501 00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:35,133 which makes this $25 an hour. 502 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,223 [Both] We'll take it. 503 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,500 Hi there. Good afternoon. 504 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,480 My name's Lia. This is Kali. 505 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,860 We're with the Census Bureau. 506 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,210 Can we ask you a few questions? 507 00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:49,135 Sure. 508 00:26:49,135 --> 00:26:52,500 - Okay. What's your age and employment status? 509 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,562 - I'm 57 and retired. - Okay. 510 00:26:54,562 --> 00:26:57,810 Any relatives or a spouse living with you? 511 00:26:57,810 --> 00:27:01,080 - No. My kids are grown and my husband's dead. 512 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,550 Oh, I'm so sorry. 513 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,560 Don't be. He was such an asshole. 514 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,850 Treated me like shit, 515 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:08,450 so one night I just decided to poison his TV dinner. 516 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,183 Still to this day, nobody knows. 517 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,740 You guys can keep a secret, right? 518 00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:27,780 I'm just kidding. Holy, you guys. 519 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,016 Oh, you girls look like you're gonna shit your pants. 520 00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:33,133 (both laughing nervously) 521 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:35,670 Okay, so one last question. 522 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,200 How long have you lived here? 523 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,693 - 32 years. Long enough to see it go to shit. 524 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,549 Well, that, that's all of our questions. 525 00:27:42,549 --> 00:27:44,580 We, we appreciate your time. 526 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,343 - Hey, you guys want a cookie? - [Both] No, thank you. 527 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,075 (Kali knocking) 528 00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:02,142 - What do you want? - Hi, I'm Kali. 529 00:28:02,142 --> 00:28:04,770 This is Lia, and we're with the Census Bureau. 530 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,610 We just wanted to ask a few questions. 531 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:09,300 - What kind of questions? - Well, first, 532 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,000 how many family members live here? 533 00:28:16,214 --> 00:28:18,631 (door thuds) 534 00:28:23,104 --> 00:28:24,270 What's going on, brother? 535 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,220 - These two girls came around and started asking questions 536 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:27,780 about our family and shit. 537 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,663 - We're with the Census Bureau. We just collect data. 538 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,570 - Who told you to collect data on our family? 539 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:36,180 It's just from some list we were given. 540 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,354 Who gave you the list, ICE? INS? 541 00:28:38,354 --> 00:28:39,210 No, no. 542 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:41,940 I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 543 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,890 The data that we collect is for the city. 544 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:47,670 They give it to lawmakers for policies and stuff. 545 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,506 Like immigration? 546 00:28:49,506 --> 00:28:54,000 - No, no. I, I mean, at least I don't think so. 547 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,300 It's just whatever information you wanna give us. 548 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,010 Look, we don't care about your status 549 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,720 and we don't have to even ask any more questions. 550 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,550 - Yeah. - So we're just gonna go. 551 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,770 No, you're not going nowhere. 552 00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,420 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop. 553 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:09,960 Stop, no. What are you doing? (speaking in foreign language) 554 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,176 Put the knife away and you gimme the pistola. 555 00:29:13,176 --> 00:29:14,009 (person speaking in foreign language) 556 00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:16,350 What's the matter with you guys, you mentals. 557 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,640 Apologize right now. 558 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,830 Orita, Miguel, this is why you're single. 559 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:21,420 Andele Miguel, apologize. 560 00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:23,111 - I'm sorry for my actions. Please forgive me. 561 00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:25,620 You too, dumbass. Andele. 562 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:27,483 I apologize. Can you forgive me? 563 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,600 Apology accepted. 564 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,463 I am so sorry. Bless you girls. 565 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,320 They really, really are good boys, okay? 566 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,080 You guys, they're just a little bit scared right now 567 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,180 with everything and a little edgy. 568 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:46,440 Okay? So you girls go have a good day and everything, okay? 569 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,902 Oh, by the way, they are single. 570 00:29:48,902 --> 00:29:50,763 [Both] I have a boyfriend. 571 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,810 - So pretty, so pretty girls. Oh my goodness. 572 00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:57,873 Okay, you go have a very nice day. God bless you. 573 00:29:58,952 --> 00:30:00,723 Okay, goodbye. God bless you. 574 00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:02,543 Goodbye. 575 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:07,050 That's it. No more. I'm done. 576 00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:07,883 Oh, come on. 577 00:30:07,883 --> 00:30:12,540 We've only gone to two houses, and $25 an hour. Remember? 578 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,410 I don't care. 579 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:16,920 Literally everyone in this neighborhood is a fucking psycho. 580 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,350 Not everyone is going to be like that. 581 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,540 We probably just got off to a bad start. 582 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,770 Come on, let's go to the next house. 583 00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,390 I'm sure it won't be bad. 584 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,820 Fine, but if one more person 585 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:29,340 confesses to murder, tries to kidnap us 586 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:33,393 or does literally anything else crazy, I'm done. 587 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:38,910 Get the hell outta here 588 00:30:38,910 --> 00:30:41,239 and take your China virus with you! 589 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:42,072 (gunshots popping) 590 00:30:42,072 --> 00:30:44,155 Shit! I'm not a runner. 591 00:30:47,361 --> 00:30:50,310 (bugs chirping) 592 00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:51,143 Okay. 593 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:53,640 Thanks. 594 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,473 Bye. 595 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:58,890 Finally, got everything set up with unemployment. 596 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,153 Everything's set up. 597 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:02,010 It's gonna be four months 598 00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:03,780 before we start receiving benefits. 599 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,610 Four months? 600 00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:07,170 I don't think there's a job out there 601 00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:09,993 that's gonna pay enough to make ends meet before then. 602 00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:14,340 What we really need is something with a large payday, 603 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:18,240 something under the table, off the grid, 604 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,463 untaxable, all that stuff. 605 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,123 We could always go see friend. 606 00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:29,433 Yeah, we could go see friend. 607 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,823 Let's just go do it tomorrow. 608 00:31:35,564 --> 00:31:36,397 Okay. 609 00:31:41,706 --> 00:31:44,289 (upbeat music) 610 00:31:46,086 --> 00:31:46,919 Ah. Woo. 611 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:50,209 (someone knocks) 612 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:51,420 Come in. 613 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:54,150 - I got (indistinct). - Yeah, let's do this. 614 00:31:54,150 --> 00:31:55,400 All right. Ooh. 615 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,400 The usual. 616 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,950 Ain't no usual. 617 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,080 I gave you the good shit. Come on. 618 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,913 More. 619 00:32:01,913 --> 00:32:03,412 - Leave me dry. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 620 00:32:03,412 --> 00:32:05,329 You know better. Holla. 621 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:12,134 - What's up, friend? - Hey girl, what's up? 622 00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:14,700 - Hi. - So let me guess, 623 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,800 you here because you need something, right? 624 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,030 - We need a job. Something that pays good and soon. 625 00:32:21,030 --> 00:32:22,890 Damn. What's the rush? 626 00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:26,310 - Well, the restaurants are all closed, so we can't work. 627 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:27,930 We're behind on everything 628 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:29,250 and if we don't come up with some money soon, 629 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:30,926 we're gonna be homeless. 630 00:32:30,926 --> 00:32:33,540 - Shit. I can easily hook you up to my porn guy. 631 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:36,000 - No. - You got anything 632 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,120 a little more PG-13? 633 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,020 Fast money that don't play 634 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:43,030 by PG-13 rules, you know what I mean? 635 00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,160 Okay, fair. 636 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,013 But can you at least try to think of something? 637 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,044 - Hang on for a sec. I think I know someone. 638 00:32:54,044 --> 00:32:57,027 Give me a minute. Grab a beer. 639 00:32:57,027 --> 00:33:00,444 (upbeat music continues) 640 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:17,562 I'm getting nervous. 641 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:18,395 Don't be. 642 00:33:18,395 --> 00:33:21,684 Everyone who's ever used this guy has never had a problem. 643 00:33:21,684 --> 00:33:24,520 - I hope you're right. - I am. 644 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,769 (upbeat music continues) 645 00:33:28,769 --> 00:33:30,900 Damn. I just hooked y'all up. 646 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,150 You lucky. You real lucky. 647 00:33:33,150 --> 00:33:34,383 Great. What is it? 648 00:33:34,383 --> 00:33:36,390 It's this wealthy dude, right? 649 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,790 He hasn't had female company in a long while. 650 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:40,410 If we said no to porn, 651 00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:43,320 what makes you think we're gonna say yes to prostitution? 652 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,480 Whoa. Let me finish, bitch. 653 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,000 You ain't gonna be fucking the dude. He's a paraplegic. 654 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,830 His shit doesn't even work. 655 00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:52,830 All you gotta do is be sweet and sexy 656 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,877 and dance for him for a little bit. 657 00:33:54,877 --> 00:33:56,553 $500 a piece is the pay. 658 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:00,870 Just dancing? Nothing else? 659 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,812 Hey look, y'all figure that shit out. 660 00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:06,210 I just hooked you up with a broke dick. You're welcome. 661 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,640 You just make sure he's happy when you done. 662 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,473 We good? 663 00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:14,255 A "thank you, friend?" 664 00:34:15,252 --> 00:34:16,500 - Thanks. - Thank you. 665 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,673 Ungrateful bitches. 666 00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:20,910 So, how do we get paid? 667 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:25,050 - You rende the service client pay me and I pay y'all. 668 00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:27,843 - So, if he has a broke dick, what's he even into? 669 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,300 He's a "Yellowstone" fan. 670 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:33,153 So dress up like a couple of buckle bunnies. 671 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,460 Buckle bunnies? 672 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:38,010 I unfortunately know what that is. 673 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:39,960 Okay, I'll text y'all the details. 674 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,883 Be there 9:00pm tonight. 675 00:34:43,094 --> 00:34:44,315 Okay. 676 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,982 (bugs chirping) 677 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:50,820 I cannot believe we're doing this. 678 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:51,660 Won't be any different 679 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:54,150 than when you did the Hoedown Showdown on Country Night. 680 00:34:54,150 --> 00:34:55,807 Woo! Yeah. 681 00:34:55,807 --> 00:34:57,007 Oh my God. Give it here. 682 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:04,140 That was a mistake. 683 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,890 I don't know what I was thinking. 684 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,820 Let's just get this over with. 685 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,280 I got some of our favorite music on the speaker. 686 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,743 - This reminds me of a movie I saw one time. 687 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,410 How so? 688 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,630 Well, this husband hires his wife 689 00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:21,060 to like secretly dance for him. 690 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:24,210 Only she doesn't know that he's a spy. 691 00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:26,670 Then they get interrupted by a bunch of bad guys 692 00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:30,180 and a nuclear bomb goes off. 693 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,653 What are you talking about? 694 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:36,060 Oh, showtime. 695 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:39,374 Not a word of this to anyone ever. 696 00:35:39,374 --> 00:35:40,413 Not a word. 697 00:35:48,382 --> 00:35:51,799 (dramatic western music) 698 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,699 Ready for your private rodeo, cowboy? 699 00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:12,949 (upbeat country music) 700 00:37:09,652 --> 00:37:13,735 (upbeat country music continues) 701 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:28,652 (sighs) My back. 702 00:37:28,652 --> 00:37:30,885 - How bad is it? - Pretty bad. 703 00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:33,183 Ah. 704 00:37:34,065 --> 00:37:35,528 Ah. 705 00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:37,355 Almost there. Ah. 706 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,929 Almost got it. 707 00:37:38,929 --> 00:37:40,346 Ah, almost there. 708 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:43,402 Hey. 709 00:37:43,402 --> 00:37:44,235 Oh. 710 00:37:44,235 --> 00:37:46,228 (bones crack) 711 00:37:46,228 --> 00:37:47,061 Hey, dude? 712 00:37:48,363 --> 00:37:49,320 - Dude? - Are you okay? 713 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,150 - Hey dude? - Fuck. 714 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,303 I don't think he's breathing. 715 00:37:53,303 --> 00:37:55,597 - No. - [Both] No! 716 00:38:03,912 --> 00:38:07,350 How? How is my client dead? 717 00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:09,870 Well, it's not exactly our fault. 718 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,743 He was alive before you showed up. 719 00:38:11,743 --> 00:38:13,290 You arrived. Now he's dead. 720 00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,180 So because we are too hot 721 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:17,160 and his shitty heart couldn't take it, 722 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,660 we're at fault? 723 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:21,060 We did everything we were asked to do. 724 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,710 We should still get paid. 725 00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,570 I can't collect money from the dead. 726 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:27,480 So we did all of that for nothing? 727 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,313 Yeah. 728 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,160 Is there another job we can do? 729 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,890 No. So you can fuck that up, too? 730 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:36,090 Well, how about a job 731 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:39,930 that doesn't involve someone already circling the drain? 732 00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,744 (laughs) You funny. You know that? 733 00:38:42,744 --> 00:38:44,160 Thank you. 734 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,250 - Contact this dude I know. His name is Jean. 735 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:49,170 He'll hook you up with a job. 736 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,153 - Thanks, friend. - Thank you. 737 00:38:52,593 --> 00:38:55,510 (calm piano music) 738 00:39:05,431 --> 00:39:06,764 So, you're Jean? 739 00:39:07,716 --> 00:39:10,151 Yes, I am Jean Bon Jovi. 740 00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:11,469 Say again? 741 00:39:11,469 --> 00:39:12,802 Jean Bon Jovi. 742 00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:17,130 Dude, your name is John Bon Jovi. 743 00:39:17,130 --> 00:39:20,160 No, no, no, no. It is Jean Bon Jovi. 744 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,690 I was bullied about that as a child 745 00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:23,790 and I will not tolerate mockery. 746 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:24,840 Hey. Hey, sorry. 747 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,330 Kali gets confused sometimes from her prescriptions. 748 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,773 It's bad medicine. 749 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,750 Okay. I understand. 750 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,720 I'm sensitive and I do not want to frighten you off. 751 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:39,213 - No worries. We weren't going to run away. 752 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:43,050 May I offer you a drink? 753 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:45,270 Nope. Just here about the job. 754 00:39:45,270 --> 00:39:47,520 Okay. (speaking in foreign language) 755 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,548 Does the job involve anything illegal? 756 00:39:50,548 --> 00:39:54,694 Yes and no. Does it matter? 757 00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:56,507 You need the money, no? 758 00:39:56,507 --> 00:39:58,500 I mean the law, I'm okay with, 759 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,427 I just don't want a police bulletin of us reading, 760 00:40:00,427 --> 00:40:02,100 "Wanted, dead or alive." 761 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:02,933 Nice. 762 00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:06,600 So do you want to hear about the job? 763 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,500 Of course. 764 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,640 Shit's been crazy 765 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,953 and right now we're just living on a prayer. 766 00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:13,590 Good one. 767 00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:16,920 - So here's the scoop. I am going through a divorce. 768 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,920 All of my as remain frozen until there is a settlement made 769 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,800 with that bitch of an ex-wife. 770 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,540 You know we're not assassins, right? 771 00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:26,790 We don't kill spouses. 772 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:29,790 - No, of course not. That's not what I want. 773 00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:34,080 I do have a soul. I just want you to go to my business. 774 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,233 Open my safe, get my father's gold collectible coins. 775 00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:40,023 That bitch should not get half of them. 776 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,100 - That's it? Just get the coins from your safe? 777 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:47,613 - That's it is. Easy, no? - Why can't you just do it? 778 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,600 It's bullshit. 779 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,600 She says I'm leaving you. So I get mad. 780 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,610 I throw a glass against the wall. 781 00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:01,560 She gets wet standing over there. 782 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,923 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was arrested. 783 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,100 How much is the pay? 784 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,350 Does a thousand each sound good? 785 00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:12,480 - I'm cool. You cool, Kali? - Yeah. 786 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,693 If we pull this off, I'll be sleeping in a bed of roses. 787 00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:21,549 - So, I will text you with the information you'll need, 788 00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,314 the address, the alarm code. 789 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:27,930 Now, I need this done by tonight. I can trust you, yes? 790 00:41:27,930 --> 00:41:30,243 Totally. Keep the faith. 791 00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,963 We got this. I'll be there for you. 792 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,530 Be careful. Stay safe, ladies. 793 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:38,733 [Both] Always. 794 00:41:39,979 --> 00:41:40,812 (both laughing) 795 00:41:40,812 --> 00:41:41,820 If shit goes sideways, 796 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:43,713 we'll go down in a blaze of glory. 797 00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:04,669 (buttons beeping) 798 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,250 That vault is huge. 799 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,203 Yeah. This place used to be a bank. 800 00:42:29,802 --> 00:42:30,635 What are you doing? 801 00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,310 I have the combination on my phone. 802 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:33,310 I already know it. 803 00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:39,201 Okay. 804 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,497 And done. 805 00:42:44,497 --> 00:42:45,723 Cool. 806 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,710 (vault rumbling) 807 00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:11,411 This might be the easiest job ever. 808 00:43:11,411 --> 00:43:12,244 Yeah. 809 00:43:19,937 --> 00:43:20,897 - Is this okay? - It's all right. 810 00:43:20,897 --> 00:43:22,803 I just play on my phone all night. 811 00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:26,493 The alarm isn't set. What the hell? 812 00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,330 (buttons beeping) 813 00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:34,860 Yeah, I armed it now. 814 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:37,173 Just don't open any doors before you go. 815 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,413 - Please, officer. I don't wanna go to jail. 816 00:43:57,018 --> 00:43:59,692 - There you go, baby. - Are you recording? 817 00:43:59,692 --> 00:44:04,316 - Yeah. I may have to handcuff you for my own safety. 818 00:44:04,316 --> 00:44:09,316 - I completely understand. Ooh, is that your baton? 819 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:11,550 (laughing) No. 820 00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:12,383 Ooh. 821 00:44:28,235 --> 00:44:30,902 (both exhaling) 822 00:44:36,488 --> 00:44:39,405 (officer laughing) 823 00:44:40,555 --> 00:44:43,555 (camera shuttering) 824 00:44:46,387 --> 00:44:48,054 Yeah. On the desk. 825 00:44:49,483 --> 00:44:53,566 (officer and companion laughing) 826 00:45:15,191 --> 00:45:18,024 (buttons beeping) 827 00:45:20,793 --> 00:45:23,211 (energetic music) 828 00:45:23,211 --> 00:45:26,990 - Oh, show me your baton, Mr. Security Guard. 829 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:30,517 - Ooh, someone's gonna need a strip search. 830 00:45:30,517 --> 00:45:32,070 (both laughing) 831 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:33,320 I've been a naughty girl. 832 00:45:35,311 --> 00:45:39,093 Oh my God. I can't believe we saw that. 833 00:45:39,093 --> 00:45:40,890 Best thing ever. 834 00:45:40,890 --> 00:45:42,390 She was like, actually into it. 835 00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:44,790 She was so ready for it. 836 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:46,850 I wonder how many chicks he gets that way. 837 00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:49,174 (both laughing) 838 00:45:49,174 --> 00:45:50,880 [Kali] Oh, I love this song actually. 839 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,187 - Great. You ready? - [Lia] Ready. 840 00:45:53,187 --> 00:45:54,647 [Kali] You gonna hit the beat? 841 00:45:54,647 --> 00:45:56,761 (energetic rock music) 842 00:45:56,761 --> 00:45:58,214 (both thudding dashboard) 843 00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:00,714 (airbags pop) 844 00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:09,513 - I think I know what that recall was about. 845 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,393 I swallowed my gum. 846 00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:24,470 (laughs) Very nice. Very nice. 847 00:46:25,306 --> 00:46:28,500 Very nice. Well done, ladies. 848 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:32,370 - Yeah. Piece of cake. - Payment as promised. 849 00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:34,260 - Thank you. - Yeah, thank you. 850 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,557 This is lovely. Can you feel the love? 851 00:46:37,557 --> 00:46:39,780 I'm in between relationships right now, 852 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:42,630 so I'm kinda in and out of love. 853 00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:44,823 It's because you give love a bad name. 854 00:46:44,823 --> 00:46:46,860 No, no, no, no, no. 855 00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:48,990 Look, you are a very lovely girl 856 00:46:48,990 --> 00:46:53,463 and I am sure you're going to make some man happy, or woman. 857 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,793 So, you got another job for us? 858 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,910 Perhaps. 859 00:47:02,910 --> 00:47:06,690 You two probably clean up good. Can you serve cocktails? 860 00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:08,790 Yeah. That's kind of our wheelhouse. 861 00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:10,860 But restaurants are all shut down. 862 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,920 - This is no restaurant. This is a private club. 863 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,680 - Where is it? - That is a secret. 864 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,820 Only members know, 865 00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:21,813 but I could have a driver come pick you up at my business. 866 00:47:23,190 --> 00:47:25,050 Yeah. How much does it pay? 867 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,270 That depends on how good you are. 868 00:47:27,270 --> 00:47:28,410 The club pays well, 869 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,720 and of course you'll tips from the wealthy members. 870 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:34,110 This is a place where you want to wear a little black dress. 871 00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:37,407 You want to look hotter than hot. 872 00:47:37,407 --> 00:47:40,083 - We can do that. - Good luck, ladies. 873 00:47:41,599 --> 00:47:44,432 (energetic music) 874 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,833 Okay. Driver's about a minute away. 875 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,490 I hope someone doesn't drive by 876 00:48:23,490 --> 00:48:27,420 and think we're two high-end hookers or something. 877 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:29,070 - I'm pretty sure high-end hookers 878 00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:31,050 don't wait by the street at night. 879 00:48:31,050 --> 00:48:33,900 I mean, if I saw us, I'd be like, 880 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,375 look at those two hot bitches waiting for their limo 881 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,453 to take 'em to their high-end hooker palace. 882 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,060 - We are not hookers. We are high end though. 883 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:46,060 Hell yeah, we are. 884 00:49:00,781 --> 00:49:01,614 (door thuds) 885 00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:04,031 (horn honks) 886 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:06,213 All right, hop in. 887 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:08,970 You want us to get in the trunk? 888 00:49:08,970 --> 00:49:11,490 - Yeah, hop in. - Why? 889 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,440 - Because you're not trusted to know the location. 890 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,940 So, hop in. 891 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:16,230 Can't you just blindfold us 892 00:49:16,230 --> 00:49:18,720 and let us ride in the back or something? 893 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,940 Well, I could take this black bag, 894 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:23,430 I could put it over your head, zip tie it around your neck. 895 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:24,870 It'll screw up your hair and your makeup. 896 00:49:24,870 --> 00:49:27,240 You gotta breathe your own carbon dioxide. 897 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,140 Or you can hop in. 898 00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:33,060 All right. There you go. 899 00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:36,570 Sit, spin, roll. Got it. 900 00:49:36,570 --> 00:49:39,540 Sit. Spin, roll. 901 00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:40,740 There you go. You're inside. 902 00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:43,434 Look at that. It's like, I've done this before. 903 00:49:43,434 --> 00:49:45,934 (trunk thuds) 904 00:49:47,781 --> 00:49:49,077 (door thuds) 905 00:49:49,077 --> 00:49:51,910 (engine whirring) 906 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,887 - Ow. - Sorry. 907 00:49:58,887 --> 00:49:59,720 Ah. 908 00:50:01,883 --> 00:50:04,770 I can't believe we're doing this. 909 00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:07,290 We're definitely crossing the Rubicon. 910 00:50:07,290 --> 00:50:08,430 The what? 911 00:50:08,430 --> 00:50:09,690 The Rubicon? 912 00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:12,540 The river in Rome that Caesar crossed with this army. 913 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:13,803 It caused a civil war. 914 00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:16,560 It means the point of no return. 915 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,203 Dude, just say the point of no return. 916 00:50:20,758 --> 00:50:25,758 - (sighs) You don't think we're getting trafficked, do you? 917 00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:31,020 Oh my God. Why would you say that? 918 00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:33,420 - Because if you're picking up any trafficking vibes, 919 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,950 I'd like to know. 920 00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:38,100 - We are in the truck of a car being driven by a stranger 921 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,800 we just met through a man named Bon Jovi. 922 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,690 I'm getting all the vibes. 923 00:50:42,690 --> 00:50:44,940 - You didn't share any reservations with me? 924 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:45,870 I'm sorry. 925 00:50:45,870 --> 00:50:47,310 I thought we were on the same page 926 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,650 when it came to those reservations. 927 00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:52,230 If we are getting trafficked, I'll try 928 00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:54,150 to escape and send you help. 929 00:50:54,150 --> 00:50:55,830 You're gonna escape without me? 930 00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:59,610 - Statistically blondes are more preferred with traffickers. 931 00:50:59,610 --> 00:51:01,590 So while they're occupied with you, 932 00:51:01,590 --> 00:51:03,720 I might have a chance to escape. 933 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,190 Occupied? 934 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:06,650 You mean when I'm being... 935 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,363 Are we there already? 936 00:51:09,363 --> 00:51:11,370 That was fast. 937 00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:13,890 I guess time happens faster in a trunk. 938 00:51:13,890 --> 00:51:15,900 That's not how time works. 939 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,720 - Mm, time's relative. How many trunks have you been in? 940 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,823 How many trunks have you been in? 941 00:51:23,176 --> 00:51:25,926 (shoes thudding) 942 00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:44,730 [Bartender] You must be the newbies. 943 00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:47,640 That's us, the newbies. 944 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,963 I'm Lia. This is Kali. 945 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:53,763 - Alright. Well mostly these people just wanna be served. 946 00:51:54,930 --> 00:51:57,180 So just continue to walk around, 947 00:51:57,180 --> 00:52:00,570 take drink orders and try to be seen, 948 00:52:00,570 --> 00:52:04,590 'cause you're not just servers, you're also eye candy. 949 00:52:04,590 --> 00:52:06,348 Of course we are. 950 00:52:06,348 --> 00:52:08,931 (upbeat music) 951 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:18,123 - Awesome, jerking. Really- - Hi. Got some wine here. 952 00:52:19,185 --> 00:52:20,400 Yeah. And a beer. 953 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,080 - There you are. - Thank you. 954 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,670 Can I get you anything else? 955 00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:25,170 - I'm fine, thanks. - Thank you. 956 00:52:25,170 --> 00:52:26,573 Of course. 957 00:52:26,573 --> 00:52:27,406 And, keep the change. 958 00:52:27,406 --> 00:52:28,239 Watch the hands. 959 00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,120 I'm not boarding a plane, and you're not TSA. 960 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,260 Sorry. 961 00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:33,300 What are you doing touching her ass? 962 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,030 - Sorry, I was just being polite. I put my hand out. 963 00:52:36,030 --> 00:52:37,770 You shouldn't be touching her at all. 964 00:52:37,770 --> 00:52:39,000 Sorry. I know. 965 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,980 Next time I'll just fist bump her. 966 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:43,983 No, you can't fist her either. 967 00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:46,623 That's not what I said. 968 00:52:48,810 --> 00:52:50,280 - Oh. Hey, Mike. - Hey Johnny. 969 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,113 - Hey, how you doing? - I'm alright. 970 00:52:51,113 --> 00:52:53,671 - What's going on? - Eh, usual. 971 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,049 - Alright, good seeing you. - You too. 972 00:52:56,049 --> 00:52:58,952 - It's my friend Johnny. Haven't seen him in forever. 973 00:52:58,952 --> 00:52:59,919 Wanna play some poker? 974 00:52:59,919 --> 00:53:03,025 Yeah. Heck yeah. Let's do that. 975 00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:04,103 Hope we get to drink. 976 00:53:06,048 --> 00:53:07,358 - Man, I'll catch up with you. - Thank you sir. 977 00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,959 No problem. 978 00:53:08,959 --> 00:53:12,376 (upbeat music continues) 979 00:53:24,989 --> 00:53:26,743 Are you shitting me? 980 00:53:26,743 --> 00:53:29,160 - Two bourbons? - Right here. 981 00:53:31,427 --> 00:53:34,844 (upbeat music continues) 982 00:53:38,092 --> 00:53:41,009 (clippers buzzing) 983 00:53:46,655 --> 00:53:47,910 Ladies? 984 00:53:47,910 --> 00:53:49,396 I would appreciate it if you would concentrate 985 00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:50,550 on the gaming room. 986 00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:52,140 That's where our VIP members are. 987 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:53,853 - [Both] Okay. - Thank you. 988 00:54:03,252 --> 00:54:05,790 - It's about time. - Hey, I was working. 989 00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:09,176 - Work me. - Ooh. (laughing) 990 00:54:09,176 --> 00:54:11,743 Oh, oh. Hi, hey. 991 00:54:11,743 --> 00:54:13,020 What was our safe word again? 992 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:15,963 - Don't be a little bitch. - That's five words. 993 00:54:22,683 --> 00:54:26,313 - (clears throat) Yo, Romeo, you got a moment? 994 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,670 One second, doll. 995 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,590 Johnny, you're supposed to be telling our members 996 00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:36,300 of our new location. 997 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:37,890 You need to be keeping them happy. 998 00:54:37,890 --> 00:54:39,810 - Yeah. I'm about to make this member really happy. 999 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:40,833 Yeah. 1000 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:43,050 And why are the new girls dressed up 1001 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:44,550 like they're going to prom? 1002 00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:47,790 - Oh (laughing) that's just Bon Jovi's hazing the new girls 1003 00:54:47,790 --> 00:54:49,343 Don't worry. They'll figure it out. 1004 00:54:52,230 --> 00:54:55,770 - Johnny, I need you to be professional and responsible. 1005 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:57,690 Yeah, of course. I got a condom. 1006 00:54:57,690 --> 00:55:01,563 No, son. No, no, no, no, no, no. 1007 00:55:02,670 --> 00:55:03,503 What? 1008 00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:10,363 - We might have to make this a little quick. 1009 00:55:14,796 --> 00:55:17,629 (energetic music) 1010 00:55:28,994 --> 00:55:31,994 (game piece clinks) 1011 00:55:34,108 --> 00:55:37,025 (members laughing) 1012 00:55:50,926 --> 00:55:54,343 (upbeat music continues) 1013 00:56:14,517 --> 00:56:16,830 - New girls, I see? - Yes. 1014 00:56:16,830 --> 00:56:19,641 They came recommended by one of our VIP members, Jean. 1015 00:56:19,641 --> 00:56:22,230 Bon Jovi? (laughs) 1016 00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:24,570 Poor guy. You hear about his divorce? 1017 00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:27,570 - I did. - Sad. 1018 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:29,430 Well, I'm gonna get a drink. Find me later? 1019 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:30,280 I will do that. 1020 00:56:31,935 --> 00:56:35,352 (upbeat music continues) 1021 00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:47,010 - Your bet. - 250. 1022 00:56:47,010 --> 00:56:48,445 Call 250. 1023 00:56:48,445 --> 00:56:49,278 150. 1024 00:56:50,823 --> 00:56:51,900 Show your hand. 1025 00:56:53,832 --> 00:56:55,317 Oh (indistinct) high. 1026 00:56:55,317 --> 00:57:00,103 Not even a pair? Like a pair of balls? (laughs) 1027 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,613 Real funny, Shirley. 1028 00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:05,313 Oh, come on. Buy in. 1029 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,530 Play some more. 1030 00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:09,990 Oh wait, you don't have your wallet. 1031 00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:14,693 It's in your wife's purse with your balls. (laughing) 1032 00:57:23,707 --> 00:57:26,072 (upbeat music continues) 1033 00:57:26,072 --> 00:57:27,405 That's to you. 1034 00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:29,623 250. 1035 00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:33,270 - I'll see your 250 and raise you 400 more. 1036 00:57:33,270 --> 00:57:34,360 - All in. - All in. 1037 00:57:37,529 --> 00:57:38,362 All in. 1038 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:43,463 Call. 1039 00:57:45,982 --> 00:57:48,243 (laughs) Lay it down, boys. 1040 00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:56,790 - Ace high flush. - Ah. Suck it. 1041 00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:57,623 Unbelievable. 1042 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:02,517 (upbeat music continues) 1043 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,340 Well, well aren't you a pretty thing? 1044 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:20,490 - Thank you. - You any good? 1045 00:58:20,490 --> 00:58:22,623 Or just as as shitty as those guys were? 1046 00:58:23,910 --> 00:58:26,040 I'm just hoping to have some fun. 1047 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,843 You got a name, pretty face? 1048 00:58:28,977 --> 00:58:30,335 Jordona. 1049 00:58:30,335 --> 00:58:33,993 - (laughs) Jordona? What are you, from Krypton? 1050 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,880 - That lady playing poker is something else. 1051 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,050 Yes she is. Yeah. 1052 00:58:43,050 --> 00:58:46,680 She's certainly earned the nickname, Shit Talking Shirley. 1053 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,220 However, she tips really well if you can stand her. 1054 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:52,500 So, this place has a casino? 1055 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,580 Somewhat. 1056 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:54,810 People gamble with their own money 1057 00:58:54,810 --> 00:58:56,943 with each other, some with the house. 1058 00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:01,470 All gambling is approved or moderated by the manager though. 1059 00:59:01,470 --> 00:59:03,510 Hmm. What kind of gambling? 1060 00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:05,722 Whatever the members come up with. 1061 00:59:05,722 --> 00:59:06,870 As long as it's approved. 1062 00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:09,820 Last year's Super Bowl was pretty interesting though. 1063 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:12,291 Huh. 1064 00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:13,124 200. 1065 00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:16,360 Makes it 200. 1066 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,053 - Call. - Calls. 1067 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:25,773 Aces when the pot. 1068 00:59:27,212 --> 00:59:32,212 - (laughing) Well no beginners look for you. 1069 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,610 I'm taking all your money 1070 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,570 and I'm sure you get boned more than I do, 1071 00:59:39,570 --> 00:59:44,070 but wait, who's there? 1072 00:59:44,070 --> 00:59:46,713 Chlamydia! (laughing) 1073 00:59:54,147 --> 00:59:56,490 Are you eye raping me? 1074 00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:58,170 Do you play for the other team? 1075 00:59:58,170 --> 01:00:00,573 No. Just thinking. 1076 01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:04,833 Well, good. I'm strictly dickly. 1077 01:00:08,058 --> 01:00:11,313 (laughing) I don't even feel bad for you. 1078 01:00:12,341 --> 01:00:13,800 I'm sure you've got plenty of guys 1079 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,800 on your scrotation waiting to cheer you up. (laughing) 1080 01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:35,660 [Dealer] No more bets. 1081 01:00:37,131 --> 01:00:41,490 (people speaking indistinctly) 1082 01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:42,773 Check. 1083 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:44,133 All in. 1084 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,300 Really, girl. 1085 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:52,840 If you're in, I'm in. 1086 01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:01,023 Full house, bitch. (laughing) 1087 01:01:02,027 --> 01:01:04,740 Aw, I only have two pair. 1088 01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:07,770 Give the devil her due. 1089 01:01:07,770 --> 01:01:12,210 Oh, my bad. It was two pairs of threes. 1090 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,593 She has four of a kind. 1091 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,040 What was my tell? 1092 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,873 Sorry? 1093 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,253 My tell. What was it? 1094 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,723 You lick your teeth. 1095 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:32,313 Kind of like that, but not sexy. 1096 01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:36,180 Maybe if you didn't have a figure of a waterbed. 1097 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,050 Oh honey, cheer up. 1098 01:01:43,050 --> 01:01:44,370 I'm sure you have plenty of guys 1099 01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:45,967 coming up to you and asking, 1100 01:01:45,967 --> 01:01:48,747 "Hey, where's your pretty friend?" 1101 01:01:51,018 --> 01:01:52,718 [Member] Every time. Every time. 1102 01:01:53,683 --> 01:01:57,360 (people speaking indistinctly) 1103 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:02,360 Hey Shirley, I had fun. 1104 01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:07,085 (dramatic music) 1105 01:02:07,085 --> 01:02:09,918 (Shirley panting) 1106 01:02:16,949 --> 01:02:18,175 (Shirley grunting) 1107 01:02:18,175 --> 01:02:21,371 (both grunting) 1108 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:22,204 (Shirley thuds) 1109 01:02:22,204 --> 01:02:24,843 Someone get this piece of outta here. 1110 01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:28,263 - All right Shirley, you're out here. Come on. 1111 01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:37,800 Jordona, I am so sorry. 1112 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,340 You realize I'm a VIP member, right? 1113 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:43,770 Yes, I understand. Of course. 1114 01:02:43,770 --> 01:02:45,670 Your whole night will be on the house. 1115 01:02:46,890 --> 01:02:50,523 - I want more discretion on the club policies. 1116 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,910 I, I will make it happen. 1117 01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:58,473 Somebody give me a fucking drink. 1118 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:13,173 - What is this place? - Some employment. Stay cool. 1119 01:03:16,801 --> 01:03:19,743 (paper rippling) 1120 01:03:19,743 --> 01:03:21,493 Oh. So how'd we do? 1121 01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:25,740 We made 800. 1122 01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:28,743 - Hey, that's almost worth letting old guys grab my ass. 1123 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:32,850 - Oh. - Ah. 1124 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:35,280 - Bonus titty money. - Just for you. 1125 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,113 Hmm. 1126 01:03:37,290 --> 01:03:39,720 So, I did the math. 1127 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,670 The club is every Saturday 1128 01:03:41,670 --> 01:03:45,000 and if we keep averaging $800, we'll have enough money 1129 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,480 to cover all of our expenses until unemployment kicks in, 1130 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,950 but just barely. 1131 01:03:49,950 --> 01:03:53,727 - Okay, well here's to us serving rich assholes 1132 01:03:53,727 --> 01:03:57,450 in a secret James Bond underground nightclub. 1133 01:03:57,450 --> 01:03:58,533 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1134 01:03:59,651 --> 01:04:02,651 (upbeat rock music) 1135 01:04:28,956 --> 01:04:30,480 - Hi guys. - Hi. How are you today? 1136 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,888 Good, how are you? 1137 01:04:31,888 --> 01:04:32,787 - Thank you. - Of course. 1138 01:04:32,787 --> 01:04:35,790 - A couple glasses of wine. - Thank you both. 1139 01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:37,050 Here's that board for you. 1140 01:04:37,050 --> 01:04:39,070 - Enjoy. - Thank you so much. 1141 01:04:39,933 --> 01:04:43,766 (upbeat rock music continues) 1142 01:05:00,413 --> 01:05:01,593 Tonight will be fun. 1143 01:05:12,431 --> 01:05:16,264 (upbeat rock music continues) 1144 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:27,873 - Really? - What? I have split ends. 1145 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,533 Thanks. 1146 01:05:33,090 --> 01:05:35,343 All our money goes to the same place. 1147 01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:39,653 Thank you. 1148 01:05:50,699 --> 01:05:55,083 There you go. 1149 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,310 There you are. 1150 01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:57,143 Oh, thank you. 1151 01:05:59,641 --> 01:06:00,724 There you go. 1152 01:06:01,947 --> 01:06:04,590 Uh, two olives, honey. Try again. 1153 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:07,353 Sorry about that. I'll be right back. 1154 01:06:08,905 --> 01:06:11,488 (upbeat music) 1155 01:06:14,190 --> 01:06:17,240 - She wants two olives. - Of course. 1156 01:06:18,210 --> 01:06:19,810 I really cannot not stand her. 1157 01:06:21,330 --> 01:06:22,180 Get used to it. 1158 01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:27,082 The little (indistinct) see me again. 1159 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:30,303 - There you go. - Thank you. 1160 01:06:30,303 --> 01:06:32,400 There you go. Two olives. 1161 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,233 Call for 200. 1162 01:06:35,604 --> 01:06:37,521 [Dealer] 200 and you. 1163 01:06:41,229 --> 01:06:46,229 [Kali] Dark spaces. (laughing) 1164 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,822 (door thuds) 1165 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,160 Okay. There you go. 1166 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,800 You're trusted with the location now. 1167 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,600 - Thanks. - Yep. Have a good night. 1168 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,393 - Holy shit. - What? 1169 01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,540 It's like a minute down the road. 1170 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:13,190 - Oh, that's why the trunk times went by so fast. 1171 01:07:13,190 --> 01:07:14,023 Huh. 1172 01:07:17,688 --> 01:07:20,438 (birds chirping) 1173 01:07:24,133 --> 01:07:26,349 (phone buzzing) 1174 01:07:26,349 --> 01:07:29,790 (buttons beeping) 1175 01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:30,623 Shit. 1176 01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:32,933 What? 1177 01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:34,950 I just got a text 1178 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:37,140 that the club's not gonna be open this week. 1179 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,690 What? We can't afford to miss a week. 1180 01:07:39,690 --> 01:07:40,860 We need work. 1181 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,480 Yeah, I know. 1182 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:47,160 - Grocery stores, pot shops, pawn shops, hardware stores. 1183 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,350 Everybody but us is open. 1184 01:07:49,350 --> 01:07:51,360 Even the politicians writing these mandates. 1185 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,150 You know, they never had to skip a paycheck. 1186 01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:56,340 Is there anything I can do? 1187 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,683 No. I don't know what we're going to do. 1188 01:07:59,850 --> 01:08:02,040 Maybe Bon Jovi has a job for us. 1189 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,030 No. 1190 01:08:03,030 --> 01:08:06,810 I am so tired of running errands for shady motherfuckers. 1191 01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:10,050 I would rather be out on the street than in jail. 1192 01:08:10,050 --> 01:08:12,180 Well, maybe we can take out a loan. 1193 01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:14,370 - I have bad credit and you have no credit, 1194 01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:15,783 which is the same thing. 1195 01:08:17,670 --> 01:08:20,010 It's hard enough living paycheck to paycheck. 1196 01:08:20,010 --> 01:08:25,010 Now, I can't even do that. I'm a professional server. 1197 01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:28,710 I love to entertain. I cater. 1198 01:08:28,710 --> 01:08:31,560 I converse with my customers and I'm good at it 1199 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:36,023 because I'm a fucking thankful person. (sobbing) 1200 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:42,160 I am not allowed to earn a living 1201 01:08:43,260 --> 01:08:46,404 and there's nothing I can do about it. (sobbing) 1202 01:08:46,404 --> 01:08:48,987 (mellow music) 1203 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:09,690 - [Reporter] One of Chicago's best restaurants 1204 01:09:09,690 --> 01:09:11,280 is shutting down permanently 1205 01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:12,497 because of the coronavirus pandemic. 1206 01:09:12,497 --> 01:09:13,740 [Reporter] 10,000 restaurants 1207 01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:16,200 in the country could close in the next three weeks. 1208 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,955 - Two thirds of all the restaurants in this state 1209 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,930 could be forced to close down by the end of this year. 1210 01:09:21,930 --> 01:09:24,630 - They have not given us money and they have shut us down. 1211 01:09:24,630 --> 01:09:27,300 We cannot survive. My staff cannot survive. 1212 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:29,640 The fuck do they want us to do? 1213 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,950 We can't survive anymore, man. 1214 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:34,560 I can't pay the fucking bills. I'm behind on everything. 1215 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,770 - And they set up a movie company right next 1216 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:41,130 to my outdoor patio, which is right over here. 1217 01:09:41,130 --> 01:09:44,133 Tell me that this is dangerous, 1218 01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:48,600 but right next to me as a slap in my face. 1219 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,811 I continue to follow the rules, 1220 01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:53,601 and you guys still, time after time 1221 01:09:53,601 --> 01:09:54,930 are given me citations. 1222 01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:57,360 - [Reporter] A large protest erupting in Staten Island 1223 01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,200 after a bar owner was arrested for refusing to comply 1224 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,510 with New York's COVID-19 regulations. 1225 01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:06,840 - For every single person that doesn't have unemployment 1226 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,640 that does not have a job, 1227 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,100 and all the businesses that are going under. 1228 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:12,960 And we need your help. 1229 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,084 We need somebody to do something about this. 1230 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:17,340 We're all this together. 1231 01:10:17,340 --> 01:10:19,290 We'll just all starve to death and die. 1232 01:10:27,462 --> 01:10:29,083 - Hey. - Hey. 1233 01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:31,440 I'm sorry about earlier. 1234 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,180 Don't be. It's okay. 1235 01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,830 I get it. We're in the same boat. 1236 01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:36,723 Thanks. 1237 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:40,740 I was trying to think of anything I would be good at 1238 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,720 that could help us generate a windfall. 1239 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,790 But I couldn't come up with anything. 1240 01:10:44,790 --> 01:10:48,363 - Yeah, I was trying to come up with something too. No luck. 1241 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:52,360 - Wish I was good at poker like that Jordona bitch. 1242 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:53,631 Yeah, I know. 1243 01:10:53,631 --> 01:10:54,722 I was watching her play 1244 01:10:54,722 --> 01:10:57,720 and read the other players to see if they were bluffing 1245 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,490 and that's how she wins. 1246 01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:01,140 She's not keeping track of the cards 1247 01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:04,200 or she could have won several hands way earlier. 1248 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,990 - What do you mean? - So, three hands 1249 01:11:06,990 --> 01:11:09,450 before one of her big wins, she folded. 1250 01:11:09,450 --> 01:11:10,560 She could have won at least two 1251 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,243 of them based on the cards I saw. 1252 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,790 - What's the number to your mom's landline? 1253 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:21,180 - 555-646-1648. 1254 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:22,440 Why? 1255 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,930 And what was the exact hand Jordona had 1256 01:11:24,930 --> 01:11:26,250 before she folded? 1257 01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:30,090 - She had two pairs, nines and Jacks, 10 high. 1258 01:11:30,090 --> 01:11:32,040 Why are you asking me all of this? 1259 01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:33,600 Oh my God. Do you not get it? 1260 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,560 Get what? 1261 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:37,200 You have a photographic memory. 1262 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,403 What? Really? 1263 01:11:39,330 --> 01:11:40,163 Watch. 1264 01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:43,053 Ah, okay. 1265 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:56,580 Read that back to me, but from right to left. 1266 01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:58,657 497 281. 1267 01:12:00,330 --> 01:12:03,450 - Holy shit. Do you not know how awesome this is? 1268 01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:06,150 How did you not know this about yourself? 1269 01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:08,220 - I don't know. I guess I never thought about it. 1270 01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:10,170 You mean you can't remember like this? 1271 01:12:10,170 --> 01:12:13,311 - No. - Well, shit. 1272 01:12:13,311 --> 01:12:15,510 I have an idea. 1273 01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:17,070 We take our money back to the club 1274 01:12:17,070 --> 01:12:19,050 and you win us more at the table. 1275 01:12:19,050 --> 01:12:21,330 But I've never gambled before. 1276 01:12:21,330 --> 01:12:24,390 - That doesn't matter. You know how to play. 1277 01:12:24,390 --> 01:12:27,270 The betting formalities, we can look up. 1278 01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:29,853 We have two weeks until the club opens again. 1279 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,703 - Are you in? - Yeah. 1280 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:35,187 Yeah. Let's do this. 1281 01:12:35,187 --> 01:12:37,937 (dramatic music) 1282 01:12:47,506 --> 01:12:49,087 (upbeat music) 1283 01:12:49,087 --> 01:12:53,004 (people speaking indistinctly) 1284 01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,393 Chips. 1285 01:13:12,609 --> 01:13:17,359 (people speaking indistinctly continues) 1286 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,896 (upbeat music continues) 1287 01:13:28,410 --> 01:13:30,597 Are you not working here anymore? 1288 01:13:30,597 --> 01:13:32,400 I'm here to play. 1289 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,290 You would have to be a member to play. 1290 01:13:34,290 --> 01:13:35,313 Can I become one? 1291 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,980 There is a process. 1292 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,563 There are dues, fees, paperwork. 1293 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,800 I'll cover her for tonight. 1294 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:48,330 I can make that exception since I have discretion, correct? 1295 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:49,980 Yes. 1296 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:51,660 Welcome to the club, Miss. 1297 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,493 [Lia] Lia. 1298 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,700 Looks like it's gonna be a girl's night. 1299 01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:00,840 Are you sure you wanna risk losing all your tip money? 1300 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:04,410 I know you work so hard pouring all those drinks. 1301 01:14:04,410 --> 01:14:06,183 I'm just here to have some fun. 1302 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,133 Me too. 1303 01:14:14,979 --> 01:14:19,650 (people speaking indistinctly continues) 1304 01:14:19,650 --> 01:14:20,553 Bets 400. 1305 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,900 Calls 400. 1306 01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:25,733 Show your hand. 1307 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,130 Straight to the queen. 1308 01:14:30,210 --> 01:14:32,660 Have a straight to the ace. Higher straight wins. 1309 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:37,167 (upbeat music continues) 1310 01:15:03,729 --> 01:15:07,146 (upbeat music continues) 1311 01:15:26,929 --> 01:15:27,762 Bets 200. 1312 01:15:29,351 --> 01:15:30,184 Raise. 1313 01:15:30,184 --> 01:15:32,184 - Raise 400. - Raise 400. 1314 01:15:36,630 --> 01:15:37,473 All in. 1315 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,260 Call. 1316 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:42,213 Calls to all in. Show your cards. 1317 01:15:43,980 --> 01:15:46,200 Diamonds, a girl's best friend. 1318 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,223 King high flush. 1319 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,910 I have three queens. 1320 01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:53,190 Sorry, honey. Flush wins. 1321 01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:56,494 Oh, and I forgot a pair of fives. 1322 01:15:56,494 --> 01:15:58,140 (people murmuring) 1323 01:15:58,140 --> 01:15:59,861 Full house Queens over fives. 1324 01:15:59,861 --> 01:16:02,861 (audience applauds) 1325 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,700 - She cheated. - No I didn't. 1326 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:10,710 Yes you did. You had a tell, I saw it. 1327 01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:13,710 - What tell? - When you have a weak hand, 1328 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:16,110 you sit up straight to look more confident. 1329 01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:18,420 Oh, you mean this tell? 1330 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:21,630 The tell I purposely made to fool you. 1331 01:16:21,630 --> 01:16:23,547 You saw what I wanted you to see. 1332 01:16:23,547 --> 01:16:26,297 (dramatic music) 1333 01:16:28,890 --> 01:16:30,240 Who do you think you are? 1334 01:16:31,890 --> 01:16:33,810 Don't start something you can't finish. 1335 01:16:33,810 --> 01:16:35,640 Oh, I'll finish. Trust me. 1336 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,640 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ladies, calm the fuck down. 1337 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,473 You and me, right here. 1338 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,950 - This is not what our establishment caters to. 1339 01:16:43,950 --> 01:16:46,980 I have discretional rights. It's a bet. 1340 01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:49,170 Double the table or nothing. You and me. 1341 01:16:49,170 --> 01:16:50,852 I'll take that bet. 1342 01:16:50,852 --> 01:16:53,580 (people speaking indistinctly) 1343 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,860 - My money's on Jordona. - Jordona. 1344 01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:56,883 Taking the blonde. 1345 01:16:58,230 --> 01:16:59,280 Getting in on this? 1346 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,023 This will start and end when I say. 1347 01:17:07,092 --> 01:17:09,210 (dramatic music continues) 1348 01:17:09,210 --> 01:17:10,230 What are you doing? 1349 01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:13,323 I just won us a ton of money. You did not have to do this. 1350 01:17:14,190 --> 01:17:16,380 You did your part. Now I'm doing mine. 1351 01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:19,170 - This is what I'm good at. - What about your back? 1352 01:17:19,170 --> 01:17:20,367 I will literally fight through it. 1353 01:17:20,367 --> 01:17:22,560 I'm not going home with nothing. 1354 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:25,020 - Once again, why are we resorting to violence? 1355 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:26,583 - Because it's America. - Oh. 1356 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:33,750 I don't know which one. 1357 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,597 You better get a bet in before the fight starts. 1358 01:17:36,597 --> 01:17:39,210 (dramatic music continues) 1359 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:41,070 Are you seriously letting this happen? 1360 01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:44,640 - I can use this to petition the board to have her removed. 1361 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,367 - Ballsy. - I'm not going to miss her. 1362 01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:49,967 And it won't be too bad if she loses a couple teeth. 1363 01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:57,000 Done with your pep talk, honey? 1364 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,400 - I'm not your honey, but you could be my bitch. 1365 01:18:01,170 --> 01:18:03,420 I grew up fighting with three brothers. 1366 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,760 What makes you think that you can beat me? 1367 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,100 Because I have a fire inside of me, 1368 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:10,590 fueled by years of dealing with impatient, 1369 01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:13,050 ungrateful assholes like you. 1370 01:18:13,050 --> 01:18:16,143 My rage is literally at surface fucking level. 1371 01:18:17,382 --> 01:18:18,215 Blonde. 1372 01:18:19,944 --> 01:18:21,900 (rock music) 1373 01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,279 Begin. 1374 01:18:23,279 --> 01:18:24,112 (both grunting) 1375 01:18:24,112 --> 01:18:27,029 (strikes thudding) 1376 01:18:39,682 --> 01:18:42,932 (rock music continues) 1377 01:18:44,269 --> 01:18:45,222 Fuck. 1378 01:18:45,222 --> 01:18:46,727 Hurt your fun bag, bitch? 1379 01:18:47,863 --> 01:18:48,696 (strikes thudding) 1380 01:18:48,696 --> 01:18:49,529 (both grunting) 1381 01:18:49,529 --> 01:18:51,573 Dislodge your IUD, bitch? 1382 01:18:53,091 --> 01:18:54,009 (strikes thudding) 1383 01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:56,676 (both grunting) 1384 01:18:58,810 --> 01:19:00,723 Lia, back. 1385 01:19:03,749 --> 01:19:04,582 (Kali grunting) 1386 01:19:04,582 --> 01:19:05,415 (bones cracking) 1387 01:19:05,415 --> 01:19:06,626 - Oh my God. - Okay. 1388 01:19:06,626 --> 01:19:07,459 - Is that good? - Yeah. 1389 01:19:07,459 --> 01:19:08,699 Okay. Go get her. 1390 01:19:08,699 --> 01:19:11,007 (rock music) 1391 01:19:11,007 --> 01:19:13,674 (both grunting) 1392 01:19:15,447 --> 01:19:18,364 (strikes thudding) 1393 01:19:24,930 --> 01:19:25,763 Yeah. 1394 01:19:27,549 --> 01:19:28,382 (strikes thudding) 1395 01:19:28,382 --> 01:19:30,270 (both grunting) 1396 01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:31,467 Who headbutts? 1397 01:19:32,922 --> 01:19:34,005 This bitch. 1398 01:19:38,097 --> 01:19:41,521 (strikes thudding) 1399 01:19:41,521 --> 01:19:42,470 (both laughing) 1400 01:19:42,470 --> 01:19:43,533 Oh my gosh. 1401 01:19:45,390 --> 01:19:47,090 How's that million dollar smile? 1402 01:19:48,721 --> 01:19:50,290 Bitch! 1403 01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:52,810 (strikes thud) 1404 01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:53,945 (people speaking indistinctly) 1405 01:19:53,945 --> 01:19:56,362 (rock music) 1406 01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:05,943 Yo Adrian, I did it. 1407 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:10,383 - Oh no, you have head trauma. My name's Lia. 1408 01:20:11,550 --> 01:20:12,383 I love you. 1409 01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:14,453 You're done. 1410 01:20:15,730 --> 01:20:16,688 Vega. 1411 01:20:16,688 --> 01:20:19,271 (upbeat music) 1412 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,940 Oh, all right. Come on. 1413 01:20:26,940 --> 01:20:28,164 Pay up. Blondie won. 1414 01:20:28,164 --> 01:20:30,300 I know, I know. Here's your money. 1415 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:32,793 Oh, yes. (laughs) you Thank you. 1416 01:20:32,793 --> 01:20:34,740 - I'll need you to sign this before you are allowed 1417 01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:37,410 to leave so you don't hold the liable 1418 01:20:37,410 --> 01:20:39,360 for damages from this little shit show. 1419 01:20:47,353 --> 01:20:51,186 - Let's go home. - Yeah. Let's get outta here. 1420 01:20:53,913 --> 01:20:55,377 [Kali] Oh. 1421 01:20:55,377 --> 01:20:57,303 All right. Let's take a peek. 1422 01:20:59,670 --> 01:21:01,620 - [Kali] That bad, huh? - Yeah. 1423 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:04,140 Let's keep this on here a little longer. 1424 01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:06,600 [Kali] No, no. I wanna take a look. 1425 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:07,593 [Lia] Okay. 1426 01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:16,473 - You know, that's not as bad as I thought. 1427 01:21:17,910 --> 01:21:21,150 So, how much did we make? 1428 01:21:21,150 --> 01:21:24,390 - Oh, we made enough to last well into next year. 1429 01:21:24,390 --> 01:21:27,390 Plus we'll have even more when unemployment comes in. 1430 01:21:27,390 --> 01:21:30,870 Oh, we deserve this. 1431 01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:32,133 Yeah. We do. 1432 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:38,720 Ooh, I hurt all over. 1433 01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:45,350 Well, here. How about you focus on this? 1434 01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:50,610 Come on. Work it girl. 1435 01:21:50,610 --> 01:21:54,660 - Show me your A game. - Don't make me laugh. 1436 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:55,760 (laughing) That hurts. 1437 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,230 I want you to move that mouth. 1438 01:21:58,230 --> 01:22:00,413 Ow. Don't make me laugh. 1439 01:22:01,530 --> 01:22:02,363 It hurts. 1440 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,040 You're cleaning this up, you know. 1441 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,552 No, you are, 'cause you're not dancing. 1442 01:22:07,552 --> 01:22:10,219 (both laughing) 1443 01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:17,914 (shoes clicking) 1444 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,783 Hey boss. New girls are here. 1445 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:27,540 - Ah, Jean sent you? - What gave it away? 1446 01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:29,463 Ah, follow me please, ladies. 1447 01:22:39,029 --> 01:22:41,446 (doors thud) 1448 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:45,292 (horn honks) 1449 01:22:50,391 --> 01:22:52,891 (door creaks) 1450 01:22:53,990 --> 01:22:57,157 (upbeat mellow music) 1451 01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:07,650 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1452 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:08,850 You may kiss your bride. 1453 01:23:18,980 --> 01:23:22,410 - What happened here? - What happened to your face? 1454 01:23:22,410 --> 01:23:25,860 - Occupational hazard. - What is going on here? 1455 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,267 - Well, ever since the government shut the restaurants 1456 01:23:27,267 --> 01:23:28,437 and the bars down, we had to make ends meet, 1457 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:30,120 so we became a chapel. 1458 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,410 The takeout wasn't working out. 1459 01:23:31,410 --> 01:23:33,750 So we had to figure other ways to make money. 1460 01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:36,390 That's actually a pretty cool idea. 1461 01:23:36,390 --> 01:23:38,572 Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 1462 01:23:38,572 --> 01:23:40,283 So how are you two doing? 1463 01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:43,513 - We're good. - Yeah. 1464 01:23:43,513 --> 01:23:46,050 Oh my God. What happened? 1465 01:23:46,050 --> 01:23:48,210 We went a hand to poker and I had to beat a bitch up 1466 01:23:48,210 --> 01:23:50,460 for our money in this secret underground 1467 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:52,350 James Bond type nightclub. 1468 01:23:52,350 --> 01:23:53,940 - What? - Long story. 1469 01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:54,773 Oh. 1470 01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:57,870 It's nice to see you. 1471 01:24:00,919 --> 01:24:02,753 - Oh, okay guys. - Oh, oh, oh, sorry. 1472 01:24:02,753 --> 01:24:03,586 Sorry. 1473 01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,820 I really missed you. 1474 01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:10,770 - I missed you too. - Oh, yeah. 1475 01:24:10,770 --> 01:24:12,270 You look like shit. 1476 01:24:12,270 --> 01:24:13,170 Thanks. 1477 01:24:13,170 --> 01:24:15,180 - Can we come hang out with you guys if we get married? 1478 01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:16,143 Absolutely. 1479 01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:19,403 - Who said anything about us getting married? 1480 01:24:21,735 --> 01:24:25,140 (people speaking indistinctly) 1481 01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:28,499 Hey everyone. Happy 4th of July. 1482 01:24:28,499 --> 01:24:31,249 (crowd cheering) 1483 01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:37,110 Lia. Let's get some shots going in here. 1484 01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:38,880 I'm a customer now. I'm not serving. 1485 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:39,870 You're leaving us? 1486 01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:41,460 I got my CPA license. 1487 01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:42,870 Apparently I'm really good with numbers 1488 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:44,130 and memorizing tax law. 1489 01:24:44,130 --> 01:24:44,963 Oh man. 1490 01:24:46,050 --> 01:24:46,883 I got shots. 1491 01:24:46,883 --> 01:24:48,760 Let's do some shots. 1492 01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,950 Hey, hey. Hey Joshua. Hold on. 1493 01:24:49,950 --> 01:24:51,690 How about a shot for the birthday girl? 1494 01:24:51,690 --> 01:24:53,193 Proud dad right here. 1495 01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:56,850 (energetic music) 1496 01:24:56,850 --> 01:24:58,747 - How old are you turning? - 22. 1497 01:24:58,747 --> 01:24:59,790 22? All right. 1498 01:24:59,790 --> 01:25:00,623 Ready for your birthday shot? 1499 01:25:00,623 --> 01:25:01,456 - Yeah. - Okay. 1500 01:25:01,456 --> 01:25:03,570 I'm gonna have you turn around. Tilt your head back. 1501 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,403 Open your mouth. 1502 01:25:06,119 --> 01:25:08,869 (crowd applauds) 1503 01:25:11,010 --> 01:25:12,663 Hey Jocelyn, me too. Me too. 1504 01:25:15,113 --> 01:25:17,534 (crowd laughs) 1505 01:25:17,534 --> 01:25:20,284 (crowd applauds) 1506 01:25:21,805 --> 01:25:25,472 (energetic music continues) 1507 01:26:01,830 --> 01:26:05,010 - Oh my God, I am so sorry. Got held up at work. 1508 01:26:05,010 --> 01:26:08,520 Eric formed his LLC wrong and his books are all jacked up 1509 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,950 and he thought he could claim his dog as a dependent. 1510 01:26:10,950 --> 01:26:14,640 Blah, blah, blah. I'm gonna press play. 1511 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:18,033 - Wait. - Hurry up, bitch. (sighs) 1512 01:26:22,934 --> 01:26:24,351 - Okay. - Finally. 1513 01:26:30,595 --> 01:26:32,981 (dramatic music) 1514 01:26:32,981 --> 01:26:35,898 (leaves crunching) 1515 01:26:45,270 --> 01:26:46,383 [Both] The wizard. 1516 01:26:48,973 --> 01:26:51,640 (magic rumbles) 1517 01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:57,300 I thought I lost you. 1518 01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,400 Our love beat death. 1519 01:26:59,820 --> 01:27:01,170 What? 1520 01:27:01,170 --> 01:27:02,384 Why would you kill them off 1521 01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:05,370 just to bring them back the next episode? 1522 01:27:05,370 --> 01:27:06,513 That's bullshit. 1523 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,603 Fuck this show. 1524 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:15,610 (upbeat soulful music) 1525 01:27:50,164 --> 01:27:52,316 (upbeat soulful music continues) 1526 01:27:52,316 --> 01:27:57,316 ♪ Strolling through a town that I know ♪ 1527 01:27:58,380 --> 01:28:03,380 ♪ No way to leave, nowhere to go ♪ 1528 01:28:05,092 --> 01:28:10,092 ♪ Stuck in a rut of vice and woe ♪ 1529 01:28:11,365 --> 01:28:13,992 ♪ Study my steps ♪ 1530 01:28:13,992 --> 01:28:17,727 ♪ And go with the flow ♪ 1531 01:28:17,727 --> 01:28:21,206 ♪ Ode to the alley, it's the roughest place I've ever been ♪ 1532 01:28:21,206 --> 01:28:25,956 ♪ It's the roughest place I've ever been ♪ 1533 01:28:33,659 --> 01:28:37,742 (upbeat soulful music continues) 1534 01:29:09,325 --> 01:29:14,325 ♪ Dusty's dice are thrown on the floor ♪ 1535 01:29:15,472 --> 01:29:19,722 ♪ A tall glass of whiskey, no more ♪ 99988

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