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Dude, class ran so long today. I know.
You're such a bitch. I know. I feel like

she singles me out. I'm not singling my
feet. I'm pointing out.

Dude, you're like the best dancer in
there. I don't know why she's such a

Oh my god, she's such a whore. And she
gave us a project.

I know, like, what dance school gets
whore?

It's no fucking sense.

Whatever.

Just write dance files.

At least it's not like a terrible topic.
I mean, like, we could...

Probably think of something.

Yeah, that's true.

Um, my dad's calling me.

I'm sending it to voicemail.

Hey, Pumpkin.

I'm so sorry that I'm running late.

There's just been tons of auditions at
the club today.

I just can't get out earlier.

But I'll make it up to you, okay?

I wish my dad was more like yours.

No, you don't. Mine is so shit. He's so
boring and protective.

Your dad sounds so cool.

Club!

What kind of club does he work at?

Okay.

I don't really like telling people this,
but come on.

Now you have to.

Okay, only because you're my best
friend, but you have to swear.

Never, never speak of this to anybody,
okay? You know how judgy those ballet

girls can be, so. I would never tell a
fucking soul.

Okay, good.

Okay.

Except I first went to the strip club.

What is that? You say it so lightly.

I don't know.

I mean, how is it? Like, have you ever
been to the club? What is it like?

Okay, I have been there, like, once.

And I saw a couple girls auditioning.

Did they make the cut? Like, how does it
all work?

Honestly, I don't know. I mean, I think,
like, lap dancing is the most important

part, actually.

Seriously? Yeah.

So they give a lap dance during the
audition.

Yeah, part of it. But I think that's the
thing that makes the most money. I

thought that was the pole.

No, no, no, no. The pole is good. Don't
get me wrong. But the lap dances is like

a private thing.

And that's where they get the most money
out of the guys.

But how would we... We wouldn't give lap
dances the whole class.

I mean, that's kind of slutty.

I guess we could mellow it down.

Oh, you know how to give a lap dance?

I don't know. I've only like seen it
once or twice.

Why don't you give me a laugh then?

Okay,

fine.

I don't know that much about it.

I won't judge.

Okay, so I think they always, like, kind
of bend over and, like, start the act

and be like, right?

Right?

Oh, my God. I see why this is the most
popular dance.

Right? This is so much funny.

You just kind of, like.

Play with it a little bit, right? And
the guy fills you up, right? And then

you turn around.

And you melt.

Oh, my God.

And you guys again.

And you play with him like this.

This is so fucking hot.

What the hell is going on here?

Girls, what are you doing?

We were just having fun.

It's for school. It's for a project.

We're learning different dance styles.

Yeah. She was just showing me how to
give a lap dance.

What kind of art is this? She was all
over you. Fully clothed.

Okay, well, I just walked through the
door, and from what I seen, it was not

sort of dance. It's a form of art. It
was all about the balance. You wouldn't

get it. Self -expression.

Honey, she was putting her tongue in
your mouth. Like, grinding on her. But

we're not showing her our private parts.
Like, it was completely normal, Dad.

That looks like, no.

You look like a stripper or something.
What's going on? Okay, well, don't just

call us strippers. We're learning
different forms of dance for a project.

And strippers are also valuable dancers.

It's a very lucrative industry.

What are you talking about?

Lap dance?

Is that what you're doing?

You're showing my daughter how to give a
lap dance?

Am I understanding? Am I missing
something here?

Who's teaching you this? Where exactly
are you learning this from?

I'm sorry,

did you say your stepdad?

Her dad owns a strip club.

What?

Are you serious?

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

He goes to work every day, 9 to 5, just
like you do. It's just 9 p .m. to 5 a

.m. That's why he supports the family.

You've got to be kidding me. I want to
speak to you.

No!

Dad,

stop fucking embarrassing me.

You be quiet.

I want to speak to your dad right away.

Hey, girls.

Hi, guys.

What seemed to be the problem? I heard
you had a problem with something.

Well, Mike, I'll tell you what the
problem is. I come home from work

and your daughter is teaching my
daughter how to do a lap dance.

Okay? Okay.

Yeah, I mean, Mike, it was
inappropriate.

You wouldn't believe. She had her tongue
in her mouth and everything.

They were making out. They were feeling
each other rough. It was inappropriate.

It was vile. It was disgusting. Okay,
that's a little bigoted. Really,

You didn't do all that stuff?

Yeah.

Well, what do you want me to say, all
right? You want me to say sorry or

something?

Fine, fine, fine.

I'm sorry.

A lot of say sorry to them. That's very
inappropriate, all right? I'm sorry.

I mean, Mike, maybe some sort of
disciplinary action or something. I

I mean, honestly,

I don't really think there's anything
wrong with them learning how to strip

dance or anything. I mean, they make a
lot, a lot of money, honestly. Really?

What? What am I feeling before you guys
are trying to sell me on this? I've

always...

appreciated how strippers dance. Oh my
god.

They're very confident girls. I've
always kind of wanted to strip. You want

to be strong, confident women, right?

Yeah, that's why I'm paying for her
ballet.

Ballet. Classy ballet.

But strip is honestly just another form
of ballet.

They make really good money. And
honestly, I was thinking about giving

audition down at the club.

What? Really?

And if you want, I can give her an
audition also. Maybe they should come on

your sleazy club to do an audition.
Listen, man, we make really good money.

Trust me. We can pay off ballet.

I'm paying for the ballet.

And if you want a little extra money,
you can buy it.

You know what? Second thought. What if,
I don't know, what if we just... had to

audition here, right? Both the girls
could dance here. So I wouldn't really

into a strip club. You'll see how it
works.

I mean, this is all so kind of strange.
No,

it's fine. It's totally fine. It's
better that we do it here. That way I

charge you anything for her to come down
to the club. You can keep an eye on her

if you really want to and if you're not
too concerned.

I don't know about this, Mike. I mean,
this is all so much.

I mean,

she thinks she really wants to do it,
right?

Come on, Dad. See, she wanted to do it,
right?

I just want to try it. Actually,
actually, I got something for them. Your

dad is so cool.

You look good, sweetie.

Thanks, Dad.

You guys have an interesting
relationship.

Tell me about it.

So that's how it is in this family, huh?

Dad, how do you put this on?

Is it a skirt?

Yeah, I think it's a skirt. Oh, okay.

Step right into it like that.

Oh, Dad, your face is in my eye.

Honey, I'm sorry. My nose is so big, I
just couldn't help it.

It's just kind of in there.

How do you tie it?

Well, turn around, sweetheart.

I think it ties from the back here like
this. Oh, Jesus, honey.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Where do you want it?

There you go.

Yes.

I've never worn heels before. Oh, Dad,
you just touched my ass again.

Honey, I'm just making sure it's on
there. These heels remind me of Point.

You look so cute, Lana.

You both actually look great.

Dad, can you help me put these heels on?

Sure.

How do you do it?

Well, I think...

What's happening?

Here we go.

Dad, why are you looking at me?

I wasn't looking. I just... It's just
the outfit. It's very revealing.

I mean, the whole part of these outfits.

This is what we're going to wear when we
become sugar dads.

Well, I mean, I guess people are going
to look, right?

Always going to look. All right, you two
stand up and look at you two. You two

just look good. I just feel like you two
probably need to... Both of you need to

let your hair down.

Oh. Yeah, complete the work, all right?

Okay.

Hmm.

Can you hold these, Dad?

Yes, sweetie. Do you think you can help
me, Dad?

That's it, sweetie. Good job.

Thanks.

You too. Mike!

Lana, your dad is kind of a... pervert.

I know.

Yes, please die.

Alright, well, we're going to pretend to
be your patrons, and how about you

start doing some sexy poses, huh?

Sexy poses?

Yeah, like if we were a team of your
customers.

I saw some girls do that before.

They did like a...

Yeah, that's it, girl.

All right, now, you know, you want to
turn around and

face the guys when you're doing the
poses, too.

Eye contact, very important, right?

And normally, you know, once you do your
poses, you walk over to the guys and

start, you know, giving us lap dances.

Wait, our... We're giving you lap
dances? Give our dad some lockdown

Yeah, girls, come on. It's okay.

We're the customers, right? Just pretend
we're customers.

Well,

I mean, he does have a point.

Remember what I taught you earlier?

Yeah. That's it.

Is that what they're going to be doing
in the club?

Yeah. You know, guys back in the
champagne room are going to be very,

-on with their champagne room. Oh!

Yeah, the champagne room. That's where
the girls tend to make the most money. I

think so.

And that's where girls don't mind being
touched in the back room.

Touch it, I thought. Yeah, that's how
girls get their money.

I thought there was no sex in the
champagne room. This is all part of the

all right, girls? You girls want to be
strippers, right?

Well, it's doing me good.

Why don't you give it a try, huh?

Just touch them. You know, when they're
dancing on top of you.

This is a little awkward.

I'm awkward.

You've been to a strip club before,
right? I have, but not with my daughter.

Well, just pretend that, you know,
they're just strippers.

I mean, it's been a while.

It's been a little while since I've been
to a strip club.

You've been to a strip club before?
You're kind of square.

No, of course I've been to a strip club.
It's been a while.

Is the club a dance on you at the strip
club, Dad? They grind kind of a little

bit more, sweetheart.

Like a back and forth motion like that.
Yeah, it's typically hard.

Like that?

They grind their asses on your crotch
like that, Dad? Yeah, I mean, I guess

could say like that.

And sometimes they let the customers,
you know, just, just.

I

kind

of feel something.

Are you something hard on my team?

You're hard.

This is part of the job. Sometimes, you
know, when girls are having lap dances.

But you're a dad.

Having sex with customers is sometimes
part of the job. It's so hard. I've seen

how your kids are hard.

I don't love that. You're gross.

You're gross. You're gross. It's not
like the customers feel awkward like

I mean, you can probably just forget
about it.

Oh, but they're so wrinkly.

Do you have old thoughts on your...

I mean, your dad already has gray hair.

Girl, you two want to be strippers,
right? And sometimes having sex is part

the job, all right? And matter of fact,
well, having sex, yeah, that's how they

get the extra buck.

Mike, what are you talking about?
Listen, listen, listen. And actually, a

of fact, right now, I think that's
exactly what we're going to make this

right now, part of our edition right
now, all right?

We're going to have sex with our dad?

We're going to see how you handle the
situation when it comes up in the club,

and who better to act this out than your
dad, all right? This is really... I

think there's a better way. I mean, it's
our own daughters. Maybe we should...

What if we were to switch?

Fucking switch? Why would I switch with
my daughter? She's fucking hot.

Ew!

Well, I mean, yeah, but my daughter's
hot as well. My point is... Dad!

I'm just saying, it just might be less
awkward is all.

For me.

For me.

For me.

My dad's super hot.

Oh, my God. I don't believe this. I
didn't mean it like that. I just meant,

like, a great way to fucking ruin the
mood. All right, girls. Okay, I won't

I would rather fuck your dad. All right,
girls. Let's switch dads and get your

dick out, bro.

Come on. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. This is all
part of the job. Come on, girls. Your

has a dick out.

Oh, my God.

Come on. Swap. Let's go.

I get fed sometimes.

Sex is part of the job, and you need to
please the customer, right? We all want

to make... That's my dad's dick. We all
want to make it popular. Do you want to

be his job?

I mean, it can't be that bad.

It's not our own dad's dick, right?

Come on. Yeah, it'd be way more awkward
if it were, right?

I mean, it's not bad.

I've never had a dick before, Lana.

I'll tell you.

I guess this isn't so bad, right?

No, like I said, man, I make all the
girls do this down at the strip club,

right? Really?

Do we have to do this, like, every day?

You know, it depends.

It just depends if you, you know, don't
make all the money you need to make.

Is this what it takes to be a good
stripper?

Oh, yes, it does.

Is it okay to touch them? Yeah, you're
supposed to touch them.

That's a treat. You can take

them all the way down.

I'm just saying, honey, I just couldn't
help but notice.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

That's it, Ma. You're doing a really
good job.

Oh, my

God.

I'm trying to do it like Julius does.

You wanted us to encourage you, didn't
you?

Is this what you wanted?

Oh, my God.

Like that, Mike?

Oh, fuck.

Sit on the fucking couch.

Yeah, you know, that's a good girl.

Oh, I don't like that.

Yeah, that's a good girl.

Oh,

yeah.

That's a good girl. Keep sucking.

Yeah.

Oh,

that fits me.

Keep sucking. Stick just like that, baby
girl.

Yeah, Lana, you're doing a really good
job, Lana.

Oh, God, he loves you. You do that.

Yeah.

That's it, baby.

You guys are really close, huh?

Yeah, you know.

Look at Feb. I know any strip club comes
with a lot of perks, and, you know, I

really like the opener on Feb, you know?

Oh, yeah. I can see that.

Grab my ball, Steve.

There you go. Just like that.

Yeah.

You know, girls, I think it's time for
you to practice some of your moves on

cocks, huh? What do you think? What do
you mean by that?

Well, I didn't say you have, you know,
sex is part of the job.

You know, it's just not a blowjob, so,
you know... You mean... Like... We have

to fuck our... We have to fuck each
other's dad?

I mean... Yeah. I mean... Honey, if you
wanted this, right? This is what you

wanted to... You wanted to be a
stripper, right? This is part of the...

sure this is what they do at the strip
club? I know.

I own it.

Come on, now. Take your panties off. I
mean... I guess it's good information

our report.

Howard?

Our teacher would really like some
inside information.

Very in -depth.

All right.

I can't believe we're naked in front

of our own dads right now.

Yeah, this is crazy.

I want you to practice your stripper
moves on my fucking top, okay?

Like a laughter?

Yes, just like a laughter.

I'm not nervous.

There you go, just like that.

Your dad's cock kind of feels good.

You're kind of a kid, too.

Yes, you.

Take your dad's cock. Just like that.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, God. It feels so fucking good.

You asked me? It doesn't, right? It
feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god,

he is not a square.

Oh my god, fuck.

You're doing such a good job.

Yes, you are.

What kind of relationship do you have
with your dad?

I don't know.

It's getting kind of weird, though.

It's kind of a bit weird, though. I tell
you what, it's fucking really bad,

sweetie.

What the fuck did your dad do?

She's doing such a good job, honey.

Just keep looking. It's okay.

It's pretty weird.

No, you gotta look. You're gonna be
doing stuff like this at the club. I'm

gonna look. I'm not gonna look.

You're gonna have to share sometimes.

I'm not gonna look.

You really want to make that extra boat,
right?

Oh, honey.

Oh,

honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey.
Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh,

honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

I'm just saying, just switch positions
over here.

Okay. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

You don't have to look away.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

I don't know what you said, right?

Yeah.

Why don't you two get a little closer
and make out, huh?

That's a good idea.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a little
curious.

Yeah?

Yeah. About what?

I don't know.

Just like what it's like for the girls
at your club and what, you know, in your

office.

You're doing a pretty good job. I think
I might want to be able to hire you, but

I don't know, sweetie.

There's still maybe something I need to
test out myself.

We can try.

What?

Try what, Lana?

Just to test it out.

I mean... Do you want to, sweetie?

Wait a second. Lana, do you want to just
ride with Jack's dick?

We're going to tuck you down.

There we go. Oh, my

God.

Are you okay, Mama?

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

I'm just really close.

Yes, you are.

Oh, my God. I am. Aren't I?

Oh,

my

God.

I love you.

What do you mean by that, Lana? I don't
know. I'm just thinking out loud.

I'm just, you know.

I'm curious.

Well,

you know what? Let's try another
position, all right?

Why don't you go doggy and find your way
underneath her so she can press you

out.

Like

this?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God. My tongue stick is so close to my
face

right now.

Dad, your balls are crushing on my
forehead.

Can I put my tongue out there?

Yeah, if you want to, sweetie. I mean,
do whatever you want.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's okay.

Sorry, sweetie. Sorry. What did you do,
Mike? Just slip out of your door, pussy.

That's all. Oh, my God. That's all.

Are you okay, Lana?

I need you to get him, please.

Really?

Lana. Oh, my God.

She's just looking it up for you. That's
all. All right? Are you looking?

I was just putting some lube on it.
That's it. Don't worry. It's okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Sorry,

it just keeps slipping out. Don't worry.
Don't look. Keep paying attention.

What the fuck?

What are you doing, Mike?

What are you doing? You know, just
getting an actual little bit of luber.

Don't worry.

Yeah,

everything's fine.

Yeah, everything's fine. It'll work.

Okay, if you say so.

Bye.

Bye, bye, bye.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

I can't think of me.

Lana.

Lana, I'm sorry.

What do you mean? It's just... Don't
worry. She's the one who needs to be

to become a stripper, okay?

You lost sucking your own dad's dick.
It's all for research.

It's all for research. You should try it
with your dad, huh? I mean, honey,

it's... Yeah.

You might be doing this stuff in the
strip club anyways, I mean. Yeah, just

it. Are you sure?

Yeah.

It's easier when you do, like, a dick
and a pussy and one in the mouth at the

same time, so you don't have to think
about both.

I'll tell you what. Why don't you start
off by eating my pussy?

Motherfucker. That's

a

girl.

I'm sorry.

I popped out again. I couldn't help it.

Can you spit on it, honey? Just get a
little wet.

I can't.

There you go. Just spit on it. There you
go.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Keep looking.

Just like that.

Put it in the mouth. There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you're getting nice and wet. Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

See, it wasn't so bad.

It wasn't so bad.

I'm going to go back and forth.

Oh,

my God. Yes, honey. Come on. Just a
little longer, baby.

Come on. You can do it.

Aww.

Yeah. Oh.

Are you ready for what?

Ah, maybe not yet. Don't worry. I was
just thinking out loud the other day.

maybe I'm ready.

One more. I'm going to stretch a little
bit over here.

This one?

Yeah, just this one's fine.

point, maybe if you'd close your eyes,
it would be so bad, right?

Do you want to try, honey?

I want to do super.

I mean, this is what you're gonna
encounter, right?

This whole time I didn't share it with
me.

Your dad did have a really nice hug.

It was so fucking good.

Oh, my God. It's fucking me.

Oh, my God. Dad.

Yeah, do you like it, honey? Do you like
how my pussy looks?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do
you like how my pussy looks, Daddy?

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

I guess it's not that bad.

My dad gave me my fucking whiskey.

Show me how to take it.

Oh,

fuck.

And you better become one.

Oh, that's okay. I can help it.

See you Friday night girl.