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Okay, John. I can't thank you enough, mate. No, my first major role is going

be awesome.

You're the best agent. I can't thank you enough.

Okay. Yep. Send someone around for lines.

No, that's great.

I'd love to rehearse.

Okay.

I got the part! Yes!

Can you believe it? Oh, this is so exciting. I can't believe I'm married to

famous actor.

Don't. Stop.

Who do you think it's going to be?

I have no idea. Heather Van Nesson or Anya Jolie?

It could be anyone. I'm just grateful I don't have to do them bloody hemorrhoid

commercials anymore.

Me too.

I think we're about to find out. Oh, let's go see.

Let's do it.

Here we go.

You ready? This is so exciting.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Who are you?

Are you Danny?

Yeah. Well, I'm Eva, and we have a thing to prepare for.

A thing?

I thought this was a major movie.

I've never heard of this actress before. Have you?

Hey, let's just hear what she's got to say. I mean, she certainly loves the

part, right?

Okay. So, is this where we're going to do it?

Do what exactly?

Rehearse lines, of course.

We can do that here, the living room, the garage, really anywhere that's

private.

Maybe it would be best if we had some privacy.

Um, okay, I'll just go clean.

If you ask me, she dresses like a pussy.

Don't be so frigid.

So, how do you want to get started?

Well, I was thinking we could cut straight to the action.

Oh, what are you doing?

Listen,

I thought I was going to get laid last night, and that didn't happen. So how

about we skip all the dialogue and just fuck?

Fuck.

What sort of movie is this?

You didn't read the script?

The script?

The porno?

I need to call my agent.

Hi, John. Yes, Danny.

Yes, mate.

Turns out this fucking gig, yeah, is a fucking porno.

Listen, John, I'm not angry, but, I mean, you should have at least let me

that it was a porno script.

Do you really think so?

Mm -hmm. I mean, I'm just worried if I can fit it all in my mouth. Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I know, John. I appreciate that, mate, but I wanted to become a proper

actor, you know?

That's why I set out in this game.

Oh, shit. It's actually, uh... It's actually all right, John.

Yeah, no, great stuff, mate.

Okay, that's great.

Forget my call.

Bye -bye.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

meant to hey honey oh just doing the wedding scene uh engagement you know

memories oh yeah so uh see you in a bit honey

okay it's going really well really well yeah so uh my i love you and would like

to marry you in this scene

Yeah.

This is definitely a good boat for a warm -up.

Thank you.

I just like it.

There you go.

Let's see.

Oh, yes.

There you go. There you are.

That's in there.

That's in there.

That's in there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Are you going to suck this dick up?

Thank you.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, shit.

Look at that. Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Holy shit.

Look at that.

So weird.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he'd bend his fucking pussy over the baby.

Oh, you're serious.

You're serious. Oh,

shit.

Oh, baby. Oh, my God.

That's it, baby.

That's it.

Take that fucking baby.

Take that, huh?

Take that baby.

Oh,

you're serious.

That's it.

That's it.

Look at me.

Look at me. I'm going to fuck you.

Oh my God.

Get her fucking home, man.

Get her home.

You okay?

You okay?

Fuck, you're fucking so good.

Let's see, baby.

You stay there.

Uh -huh.

You're so fucking deep.

You're so fucking deep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, I love your cup.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see if you're okay. Oh, my God.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Come on, sit in this fucking cup.

Come on, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh,

my

God,

yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, baby, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

See the fucking butt in your mouth, huh? Look at that.

You have a fucking big dick.

That's what you want, huh?

See that dick in your mouth.

That fucking dick in your mouth. Come on, baby. There you go. See right there?

See right there?

Now I'm going to fuck you up.

I'm going to fuck you up.

I'm going to fuck you up.

Let's see.

Oh, yes.

Let's see, baby, huh?

Look at that fucking cunt, huh?

Look at that fucking cunt.

Yes.

Oh,

yeah, I'm going to fuck you till I can't, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I thought you guys might be... What the fuck?

Honey, listen, I can explain.

This isn't what it looks like.

What the fuck are you guys doing?

It's part of the scene. We have to... Method acting. Method acting, yes.

You're gonna come.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

yes.

Fucking pussy, huh?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, baby, you want to fucking come?

Oh, yes.

That's so good. You're going to fucking come, huh?

Let's see.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

shit.

That's so good.

BDS.