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Okay, John. I can't thank you enough,
mate. No, my first major role is going
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be awesome.
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You're the best agent. I can't thank you
enough.
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Okay. Yep. Send someone around for
lines.
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No, that's great.
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I'd love to rehearse.
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Okay.
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I got the part! Yes!
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Can you believe it? Oh, this is so
exciting. I can't believe I'm married to
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famous actor.
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Don't. Stop.
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Who do you think it's going to be?
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I have no idea. Heather Van Nesson or
Anya Jolie?
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It could be anyone. I'm just grateful I
don't have to do them bloody hemorrhoid
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commercials anymore.
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Me too.
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I think we're about to find out. Oh,
let's go see.
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Let's do it.
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Here we go.
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You ready? This is so exciting.
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Hi.
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Hi. Hi.
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Who are you?
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Are you Danny?
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Yeah. Well, I'm Eva, and we have a thing
to prepare for.
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A thing?
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I thought this was a major movie.
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I've never heard of this actress before.
Have you?
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Hey, let's just hear what she's got to
say. I mean, she certainly loves the
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part, right?
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Okay. So, is this where we're going to
do it?
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Do what exactly?
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Rehearse lines, of course.
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We can do that here, the living room,
the garage, really anywhere that's
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private.
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Maybe it would be best if we had some
privacy.
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Um, okay, I'll just go clean.
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If you ask me, she dresses like a pussy.
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Don't be so frigid.
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So, how do you want to get started?
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Well, I was thinking we could cut
straight to the action.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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Listen,
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I thought I was going to get laid last
night, and that didn't happen. So how
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about we skip all the dialogue and just
fuck?
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Fuck.
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What sort of movie is this?
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You didn't read the script?
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The script?
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The porno?
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I need to call my agent.
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Hi, John. Yes, Danny.
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Yes, mate.
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Turns out this fucking gig, yeah, is a
fucking porno.
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Listen, John, I'm not angry, but, I
mean, you should have at least let me
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that it was a porno script.
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Do you really think so?
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Mm -hmm. I mean, I'm just worried if I
can fit it all in my mouth. Oh, shit.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, I know, John. I appreciate that,
mate, but I wanted to become a proper
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actor, you know?
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That's why I set out in this game.
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Oh, shit. It's actually, uh... It's
actually all right, John.
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Yeah, no, great stuff, mate.
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Okay, that's great.
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Forget my call.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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meant to hey honey oh just doing the
wedding scene uh engagement you know
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memories oh yeah so uh see you in a bit
honey
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okay it's going really well really well
yeah so uh my i love you and would like
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to marry you in this scene
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Yeah.
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This is definitely a good boat for a
warm -up.
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Thank you.
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I just like it.
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There you go.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yes.
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There you go. There you are.
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That's in there.
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That's in there.
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That's in there.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Are you going to suck this dick
up?
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Thank you.
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It's so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God. Oh, shit.
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Look at that. Oh, my God.
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Look at that.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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Oh my God. Oh my
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God.
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Holy shit.
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Look at that.
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So weird.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he'd bend his
fucking pussy over the baby.
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Oh, you're serious.
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You're serious. Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, baby. Oh, my God.
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That's it, baby.
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That's it.
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Take that fucking baby.
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Take that, huh?
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Take that baby.
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Oh,
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you're serious.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Look at me.
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Look at me. I'm going to fuck you.
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Oh my God.
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Get her fucking home, man.
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Get her home.
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You okay?
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You okay?
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Fuck, you're fucking so good.
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Let's see, baby.
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You stay there.
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Uh -huh.
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You're so fucking deep.
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You're so fucking deep. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Uh -huh.
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Yeah, I love your cup.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's see if you're okay. Oh, my God.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah. Come on, sit in this fucking
cup.
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Come on, man.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh,
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my
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God,
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yes, yes, yes.
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Fuck, baby, yeah.
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Oh,
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shit.
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See the fucking butt in your mouth, huh?
Look at that.
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You have a fucking big dick.
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That's what you want, huh?
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See that dick in your mouth.
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That fucking dick in your mouth. Come
on, baby. There you go. See right there?
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See right there?
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Now I'm going to fuck you up.
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I'm going to fuck you up.
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I'm going to fuck you up.
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Let's see.
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Oh, yes.
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Let's see, baby, huh?
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Look at that fucking cunt, huh?
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Look at that fucking cunt.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yeah, I'm going to fuck you till I
can't, baby.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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I thought you guys might be... What the
fuck?
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Honey, listen, I can explain.
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This isn't what it looks like.
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What the fuck are you guys doing?
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It's part of the scene. We have to...
Method acting. Method acting, yes.
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You're gonna come.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Fucking pussy, huh?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, baby, you want to fucking come?
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Oh, yes.
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That's so good. You're going to fucking
come, huh?
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Let's see.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh,
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shit.
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That's so good.
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BDS.
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