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Hey. Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love so much. How are you? Great. How's your day?

It's going good. It's a little interesting, but going well.

Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting? Tell me.

Well, um, so, I want to talk to you about, I'm just going to go out and say

Okay. I want to enlist.

Enlisted what?

Hey, so, I was talking to my friend Oliver for a while, and I think we're

to enlist another.

What?

Sorry, but what?

Yeah, like, I've been looking at the different branches and stuff, and

I think I got what it takes to be in the Army.

What? No.

You mean the two of you are going to enlist in the military?

Yeah, we talked about it after playing some video games, and we thought we were

pretty good at it, and it would be great for us.

Well, is today your first?

Like, is this a joke? I don't understand.

Have you talked to your father about this?

Yeah. Yeah, I did. And actually, that was on board.

Like, real quick. Actually, what? Yeah, it was super quick to say, yeah, you

need to go.

It doesn't give me great, like, justice and, like, structure for my life or

something. I don't know, but, um... I mean, yeah, you could probably get more

structure, but I don't think the military is what you need.

I think this is a terrible idea.

You're playing video games and you think, ooh, I want to join the military?

I think it's too much.

I don't know. But, yeah, we want to join the military. Oh, my God. Okay, and

where's your father's office?

Oh, he's totally on board.

He thinks it would be great for us. It's good for education.

And... You know? I think we got it. And you don't see the dangers of it. You

don't see the dangers in the military?

Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like, I'm honestly still pretty good at,

like, the whole military thing anyways.

I play video games all the time.

I do a lot of shooting on there, so, like, I'm really good, so.

So you think you can go to war?

You think you're that brave, you're going to march into a real war and shoot

real people?

I mean, I'm not doing anything else, right?

Really? It looks pretty fun.

It looks fun? It looks fun? Running around and getting shot at?

Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't understand why you wouldn't be.

This is not okay.

Oliver, I... I can't talk to you. I gotta call Christine.

Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her.

Elias and I are actually literally... We did this together.

We went through everything.

No.

Okay, well, me and Elias are actually gonna go get some workouts in to get

for this, so... You do that.

Girl, I need to talk to you.

Yeah, I just heard.

Both of them.

I swear they planned this. This is not okay.

I'm so angry I can't even think straight right now.

Do you want to come over and talk about this?

I think we need to figure it out. Yeah, I'll come over. Alright, I'll see you

soon. Alright, see you in a little bit.

This is just ridiculous. I can't believe that they think that they can join the

military. Can you? I mean, this is just... Those are absolutely ridiculous.

And not one that passed us first, but more so that they kind of planned it. I

mean, I know that I'm just a stepmother. I get that. But, like, I've been in

this kid's life since he was a child.

That's because they're playing all the video games, I'm telling you. Yeah.

Do you think that they can go into actual combat?

Hmm.

Well, we could put them through a little boot camp of our own.

Show them how hard it really is to be in the military.

Like, get them to do all the exercises and the actual, like, work that's going

to be in the military.

Exactly. Give them a dose of the military.

Yeah. Like, break them down, build them up type of stuff. Exactly.

I mean, they literally, the only muscles they have in their body are in their

thumbs from all the video games they play.

I'm so sure. I like that idea.

Yeah. But what if they're, like, so stuck in this idea that they push

they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it doesn't work. What if we fail on our

end?

Well. Then we have to give him a little more incentive.

Kenzie, I can't believe you said that. Come on, you're such a prude. There are

step signs.

Look, and Elias is really hot.

If we could make it better, we could just switch.

The way you plan on seducing my Elias. Yeah, you can seduce Oliver.

I don't love this idea, but I like where your mind is at, and I think that...

I'm willing to do anything for my boy.

So if this saves him from the danger of the military, then I'll do it.

Great.

Cheers. A new plan.

Keeping our boys safe.

The military will go.

Come on.

Up, up.

Quicker. You think all this military stuff is so easy?

I don't know what it's like.

It's real work.

Of course you do. I don't think you can.

You think that compares to a video game? Is that what you're trying to say?

See, this is easy, but waiting tickets can still nail her.

It won't be silly. Come on!

They're going to destroy you in the military.

Dripping in sweat and weak.

Chop, chop.

You want to be in the military so bad.

This is what they're going to put you through.

Those abs are going to be tired when we're done with you. Get that core work

Come on now. Come on.

Get it together. That's right.

Yeah, you're getting tired.

Come on.

Give it a squat. Come on. You think you have what the military takes?

Activate your abs. Let's go.

This is too easy. This isn't a video.

Go on, deeper.

Get all the way down to the ground.

Get in there. Just like that.

Come on, get all the way down. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Just like that.

Yeah, Private, you get all the way down to that ground.

That's right, let's go, let's go.

Come on, now. You think you can do this all day?

Huh? Let's go.

Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm done with you.

I had to pay for it, man.

Did you see how we killed it? It was me. We went through that.

You know that a little bit every day.

Easy. And that's only like a fraction of what they're going to make you do.

I don't think they're going to make us do that much more.

You guys might be overreacting.

Fine, you know.

Don't leave.

I'm going to miss you so much. I can't be without you.

I'll cook all your favorite meals for you.

I can cook.

They don't even know what you like. They're just going to feed you weird

And you're such a picky eater.

You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be back, you know. Stay with Mommy.

I will take care of you. You won't have to fight anybody. The military isn't

going to destroy you.

You're fine.

You're really good.

There is no way to talk about it.

We're fine.

Maybe

I

could give it a second shot.

I gave you an unlimited pussy card.

Unlimited?

That's, like, a lot.

Just to keep you here?

Oh, yeah.

He's a good boy.

Give it a second thought, will you? Just contemplate it just a little longer.

Definitely reconsidering. You can play with me anytime you want.

See? See how much better the love period is to be?

I can definitely see it.

Are you okay with this?

Oh, absolutely.

Are you okay with this?

Yeah, honey. You're sure?

Yeah. Go on.

Whatever we need to do to keep you guys home and safe. Okay.

Okay.

this with your mom though?

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is it okay if I... Yes, honey.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

You sure this is part of your military training?

This is military

training.

Good boy.

Yeah.

Turn me on, yeah.

Just don't look.

Oh,

I'm going back in for you.

Mom, no.

Oh, come on.

Don't touch me. No.

I got it. Are you sure?

Yeah, I don't need help. No.

What are you talking about?

Come on, don't tell me this.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Take Mommy. Help Mommy take her pants off.

Take your pants off?

Take your pants off?

Look what you're doing right now. I don't want to take your pants off. Oh,

don't.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, everybody.

Little.

You're gonna touch your tits.

Just close your eyes. Come on.

Thank you, Mommy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh my gosh, please stop.

Just like that?

Oh, I'm

getting close.

Oh, I'm getting close.

Oh, yeah, give me that big fucking load, yeah.

Yes, oh my god.

Fuck. Yes.

So

you

boys aren't going to join the military, right?

Oh, no.

We're still joining.

What? Yeah.

You're still going to join the military?

Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a second chance. No, you can't go.

What? Is this a joke?

Yeah.

After everything that you guys have been through with the boot camp that we gave

you. We've got to fight for our country.

Fuck us.

Like, you can have this all the time. Like, you don't understand.

Yeah, but, I mean, the military is going to definitely give us structure.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're still doing it.

Well, we'll see. You're going to come running back to it.

Nah, not a chance.

Nah, nah.

we'll see you guys