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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,514 -What about them? -Hurry, we have a busy day. 2 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:00,027 Eva, wake up. 3 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:03,964 Wake up! 4 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,199 -What are you doing? -Working. 5 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,302 This is my furniture. 6 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,306 -This is my bed! -Not anymore, this is a seizure. 7 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,174 This is a robbery! 8 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,809 Get down. 9 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,179 -Where are my clothes? -Let's talk. 10 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,548 In the truck, lady. 11 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,017 Do something, you loser. 12 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,218 Stay out of this. 13 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,121 I won't stay out of it, you coward. 14 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,426 -We have tons of seizures today. -Call your boss. 15 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,162 I spoke to him yesterday. 16 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,564 Hold on, can't we talk it over? 17 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,433 File an official complaint. 18 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,169 -Where'll I sleep? -Asshole! 19 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:45,872 Goodbye. 20 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,644 -I'm trying to sort things out. -You never sort shit out! 21 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:53,580 Wait! 22 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,816 -I'm going to pay it all off. -Now what? 23 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,120 -We'll discuss it later. -We'll discuss it now! 24 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,257 You ruin everything, you loser! 25 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,325 Vultures! 26 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,396 Know what you are? 27 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,165 I know what I am. 28 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,669 Someone who fucked you just because she was drunk 29 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,571 and she doesn't remember a thing. 30 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,244 And as of this moment... 31 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,214 she's leaving your life for good, Rossi. 32 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,983 She'll be nothing but a memory 33 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,419 in your sad, useless, 34 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,856 pitiful, gloomy existence which I hope stays very... 35 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,560 very miserable. 36 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,078 RECKLESS 37 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,851 Morning, Rossi. 38 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,523 I saw Eva go by without underwear on. 39 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:11,658 Can I make some coffee? 40 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,795 Check if they're still alive. 41 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,297 ANGER BAR 42 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,934 Good morning, Rossi. 43 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,369 Good, my ass. 44 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,676 Still alive? 45 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,578 -Dead. -Lifeless. 46 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,849 She passed by again, with underwear. 47 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,141 She called me a loser. 48 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,090 -She slapped me and left. -Good for her. 49 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,460 For slapping me? 50 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,430 No, for leaving. 51 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,469 Those damn bastards draw a line on a map, 52 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:59,873 that line becomes a bullet train, traffic is rerouted 53 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,175 and towns like ours die like flies. 54 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,244 We should leave, BB. 55 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,847 But we're still here. 56 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:08,515 Why? 57 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,153 Who was an up-and-coming rally driver? 58 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,689 -You. -The best co-driver? 59 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,391 -Me. -Where'd we end up? 60 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,762 -Nowhere. -We're the ones who go nowhere. 61 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,635 Like Seneca said, "He who is brave is free". 62 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,370 And the two of us, frankly... 63 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,773 are nothing but wusses, my friend. 64 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,509 This coffee is disgusting. 65 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,778 I'll be closing shop soon. Enough. 66 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,415 I'll leave, open a kiosk in Copacabana, 67 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,784 marry a native, have some kids... 68 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:45,952 You want kids? 69 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,588 -No, do you? -No. 70 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,394 Then she'll dump me, they'll build a bullet train there too... 71 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,965 and I'll jerk myself off into oblivion and die in three years. 72 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,032 Right. 73 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:08,608 I'll go tell your parents I can't pay garage rent this month either. 74 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,978 -Tell them I'll go by. -Okay. 75 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,553 FUCK YOU 76 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,943 A nation can't survive financially and morally 77 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,880 when most have so little and few have so much. 78 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,681 This is Bernie Sanders' message. 79 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,416 Too true. 80 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,723 Indeed... Sara, I wanted to ask a favour. 81 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,560 -This month... -You know, my husband... 82 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,896 -What happened? -The factory... 83 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,633 -Are you saying Mr. Cesco...? -Something awful. 84 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,370 -He died? -No! 85 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:11,971 Died, my ass. 86 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,173 Worse! 87 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,142 -The factory is done for. -What do you mean? 88 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,279 Closing down. Next month we're all out of a job. 89 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,682 Entire families, youngsters, oldsters like me... all sacked. 90 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,919 For the good of the company, they say. 91 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,021 Good of the company, my ass. 92 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,223 -Mr. Cesco... -Don't meddle, kiddo. 93 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,092 It's all over, over! 94 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,928 I'll go there and kill them all. 95 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,329 Calm down, please. 96 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,034 Fine, then I'll kill myself. 97 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,438 Nonsense, the garage is still doing well. 98 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,908 Plus, rent money. 99 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,277 We'll get by, as always. 100 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,146 Rossi, tell him the garage is doing well. 101 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,915 Yes, the garage is raking in the money. 102 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:01,054 Plus, lots of cars break down from overheating... 103 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,025 The world sucks, you know. It sucks. 104 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,694 Relax, watch your blood pressure. 105 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,399 Take it, or I'll get myself into trouble. 106 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,502 Take it. Take it! 107 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,745 -It's not loaded. -No shit, I'm not a dummy. 108 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:30,049 An unloaded gun is just as dangerous as a loaded gun. 109 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,887 And I thought I'd retire, 110 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,266 buy myself a nice boat and sail off... 111 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,695 We will. 112 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,232 Did you need anything? 113 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,268 No. 114 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,704 I just came by to say hello. 115 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,308 I'll get back to the garage... 116 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,744 tons of customers are waiting. 117 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:00,880 Tons. 118 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,822 Do you have a jacket I could borrow? 119 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,132 Believing in growth is key. 120 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,968 Banks like yours can make a difference 121 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:26,239 by trusting in the country's greatest resource: the youth. 122 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,575 No, I'm not convinced. 123 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,244 Not convinced? 124 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,278 No. 125 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:38,551 I'm convinced you have to complete forms from B to G, 126 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,687 then sign here, here, and here... 127 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,359 bring a copy of your ID, your payroll slip or tax return form, 128 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,297 social security number and certificate of residence. 129 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,366 And then you'll give me a loan? 130 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:56,836 No. 131 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:02,442 We also need a certificate of title of a property for collateral. 132 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:06,612 If I owned property I wouldn't be in this shitty situation 133 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,515 and my furniture wouldn't have been seized. 134 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,952 -Don't you think? -No, I don't. 135 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:17,657 If you're already in litigation with the IRS, don't come to us. 136 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,659 But you can help make a difference. 137 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,661 Trust me. 138 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,129 Meaning? 139 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,033 Listen, kind sir, 140 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,404 I am begging you for five fucking thousand euros, 141 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,139 so quit giving me that condescending smile 142 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,808 and do your job, help me out. 143 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,714 Banks don't lend money to people who don't have any. 144 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:47,220 And I'm not smiling, I'm grimacing in disgust, 145 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:50,123 because people like you, paupers, 146 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,359 cause us, meaning banks, to feel this way. 147 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,995 Go home and think about that. 148 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,700 Nice. 149 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,204 Really nice... 150 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:05,939 dickhead. 151 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,143 In a normal world, people like you wouldn't exist. 152 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,478 -I want my money now! -You're not humans. 153 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:16,883 Know what you are? You're a bunch of bastards! 154 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,619 People like you don't realise... 155 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:23,656 -This wasn't our agreement. -Miss, please stop yelling. 156 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,459 I'll yell all I want, and I started before you, moron. 157 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,196 -Please. -How dare you touch me! 158 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,764 How dare you! 159 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,233 -I am very calm. -Stop it. 160 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,111 No... 161 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,514 It's not loaded. 162 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,216 It's a robbery! 163 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,885 No, it's not. 164 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,854 -A robbery! -No! 165 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,856 This isn't a robbery! 166 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,458 Calm down. 167 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:02,929 I don't give a shit about the robbery, sort out my situation now... 168 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,298 -It's all I have. -Stand up. 169 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,734 I won't shoot! 170 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,839 I don't want your earrings. Stand up! 171 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,008 I don't want anything. 172 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,714 Are you all nuts? 173 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,450 Quit crying, I won't shoot. 174 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,886 Calm down... 175 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,489 I'm going to puke. 176 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,494 No, there's nothing valuable in here. 177 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,197 Here, please don't shoot. 178 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,733 I don't want money! 179 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,404 I just want to go home! 180 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,442 -Excuse me? -What? 181 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,246 The bags. 182 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,118 I didn't mean to. 183 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,490 Sorry! 184 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,194 -I'll shoot on three. -Don't. 185 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,695 -One. -Don't! 186 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,130 -Freeze! -I am. 187 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,532 -Two. -No! 188 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,534 -Hands up! -I can't. 189 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,302 Three, I'll shoot. 190 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,773 ALBERTO ROSSI'S ENTIRE LIFE AGE 27 191 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,539 No! Oh God, my hand. 192 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,342 We're in Sestriere where, 193 00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:00,813 Thirty minutes ago, robbers burst into Valsusa Bank. 194 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,082 A security guard was wounded. 195 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:07,753 We're here with Captain Greppi who's heading the investigation. 196 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,889 -Morning, Captain. -Good morning. 197 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,192 Can we get some information on the robbery? 198 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,697 Was it a robbery, a terrorist attack, were Russian militants involved? 199 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,566 Russian militants? It was a robbery, that's all. 200 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,602 Can you tell us more? 201 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:27,440 Based on what the bank said it was a coordinated action 202 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,208 by a group of professionals. 203 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,845 At the moment we have no information on their identities. 204 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:40,286 The bank claims the CCTV cameras and metal detector were out of order. 205 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,490 That's a serious issue for the safety of our banks. 206 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,593 -Were the robbers aware of this? -I can't say. 207 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,962 Were they foreigners? 208 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,531 -We heard they're Mexican. -I can't say. 209 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:56,736 -Can't you tell us anything more? -I can't say, thank you. 210 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,638 They robbed our bank. 211 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,339 It's about time. 212 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,175 -Sir, a dramatic day. -Could've been worse. 213 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,580 True. Let's get straight to the crucial question. 214 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,515 Why were the CCTV cameras broken? 215 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,452 -I did it. -Be quiet, we're watching. 216 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,389 -No, I did it. -Just tell me later. 217 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,258 All I can say is... 218 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,501 Okay. 219 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,838 All right, you robbed the bank. 220 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,807 -With my gun? -And jacket! 221 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,412 Rossi, you're the scientific proof that man comes from the amoeba. 222 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:43,783 I wanted a loan, they denied me, I was about to leave, 223 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,018 then a crazy girl was yelling, we argued, 224 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,721 the bank manager shoved me, the gun fell, 225 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,056 and everyone went nuts. 226 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:54,760 I told them it wasn't a robbery, but they kept giving me money, 227 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,631 wallets, jewellery... I wanted to go home. 228 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,001 I was trying to leave but they pointed a gun at my head 229 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,636 and shot me! 230 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,438 What could I have done? 231 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,640 Not taken it, apologised, and left. 232 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,110 -I didn't think of that. -Dumbass. 233 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,280 -Easy for you to say! -Guys... 234 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,317 -What would you have done? -Guys! 235 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,955 What we have here is about... 20 million. 236 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,325 -20... -Million euros. 237 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,063 Rossi, good job. 238 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,099 Holy shit, 20 million euros! 239 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,102 This is serious! 240 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,370 -Yes! -Yes! 241 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,272 Stop it! 242 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,576 Be quiet! Listen... 243 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,446 At least four professionals. 244 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,215 -Or five, foreigners. -Five robbers? 245 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,083 Five? 246 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,419 -Five Romanians. -Romanians? 247 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,622 More than anything we were scared. 248 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,724 The security guard will be fine, 249 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,327 apart from customers' personal belongings, 250 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,496 they stole less than 10,000 euros, nothing much. 251 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,764 How odd. 252 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,666 Guys, something's fishy here. 253 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,801 Hold on... 254 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,872 They said the CCTV cameras were broken, 255 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,808 nobody there knew me, I'd never been there before, 256 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,912 I didn't sign any papers because I don't qualify for a loan... 257 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,281 -No... -What? 258 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,651 -No... -What? 259 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,155 -No! -Are you okay? 260 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,160 -I'm an asshole. -I know, but what's wrong? 261 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,697 -The wallet. -What wallet? 262 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,833 The wallet. 263 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,402 Which? There are tons here. 264 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,872 My wallet! 265 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,203 -So? -I left it at the bank. 266 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,244 -With your ID in it? -With my ID. 267 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,089 No, your friend is a real idiot. 268 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,283 You're a dumbass... 269 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,923 -I'll go back there. -You're having a panic attack. 270 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,292 I'm the last person they'd expect to see there. 271 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,664 I'll take the money and give it back if there's trouble. 272 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,133 I'll leave some for you, for all you've done. 273 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,969 -We'll pack it up. -I feel like puking. 274 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,003 You can't go there alone. 275 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,174 Sweet Mary! 276 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,646 I hate the bus. 277 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,582 It's the best way to not stand out. 278 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,652 -You brought a book? -Well... 279 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,721 if they arrest us for robbery with bloodshed, 280 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,690 that's at least 15 years, 281 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,493 so while you're digging the tunnel 282 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,728 I'll read Hemingway's complete works. 283 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,833 Here we are. 284 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,177 -I can't do it. -Rossi! 285 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,863 Who wants to live forever? 286 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,423 Nobody. 287 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,976 It was a dumb idea to go back there. 288 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,640 Indeed. 289 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,447 He left us a million. 290 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,852 -It's crawling with cops. -What a mess. 291 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,223 Patrol units are stuck in traffic. 292 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,290 Fuck, come on! 293 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,834 What are you looking at? 294 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:09,181 Don't you have a home, a mother who loves you? Leave! 295 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,253 Go! 296 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,061 Hey! 297 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,985 No smoking in here. 298 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,822 -Looking for this? -No. 299 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,125 -No? -No. Yes. 300 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:01,826 You're welcome. 301 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,487 You don't look like a bank robber. 302 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,201 Who are you? 303 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,226 Someone who'll be leaving quickly. 304 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,196 In that instant we felt panic and terror. 305 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,331 What was your first thought? 306 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,268 Our priority was to protect the safety of... 307 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,071 The robber. 308 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,307 -He's the robber. -Hands up! 309 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,984 It wasn't me, I didn't do anything. 310 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:06,892 Help! 311 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,828 Let go! Grip harder. 312 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,397 -Let her go. -Help, he's armed. 313 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,999 -Go out. -Let us out. 314 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,701 -Or I'll shoot. -Or I'll shoot. 315 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,703 -Not my boob. -Not her... 316 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,607 Please, save me from this madman! 317 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,773 -Save me! -Don't shoot. 318 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:35,754 Don't shoot. 319 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,357 Do not shoot. 320 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,863 -Freeze. -Where's the car? 321 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:43,063 I took the bus. 322 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,232 Stop, don't shoot! 323 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,568 Everyone freeze! 324 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,570 Act crazy. Help! 325 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,373 -Don't shoot! -I'm Miss Italy! 326 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,441 The car... 327 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,076 Who are you? 328 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,979 Are you terrorists? Albanians? 329 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:03,913 -We're innocent. -What does that mean? 330 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,053 Say something for our viewers, we're live. 331 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,889 A nation can't survive financially and morally 332 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:14,159 when most have so little and few have so much. 333 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,261 Enough! 334 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,369 Shall we tail them? 335 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,871 No, it's lunchtime, let's go eat. 336 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,874 There's a great kebab place nearby... 337 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,610 Of course we should fucking tail them! 338 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:32,973 Let's go! 339 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:37,883 They stole a car on live TV, we're a laughingstock. 340 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,651 Headache, boss. 341 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:42,654 No, I take E for my headaches. 342 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,523 Don't you know what E is? I should write you up! 343 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,726 Now! 344 00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,072 Despite the substantial number of officers present, 345 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,940 the robbers went back inside. 346 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,008 Dear God. 347 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,713 It was a dumb idea to go back there. 348 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,848 The criminal had these parting words. 349 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,652 A nation can't survive financially and morally 350 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,555 when most have so little and few have so much. 351 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,258 -I'll get your blood pressure pills. -Good idea. 352 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,261 They're doing okay, though. 353 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,465 The car ran the road block and is trying to escape. 354 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:30,102 The police quickly took off after the criminals 355 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,773 who are still on the run. 356 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,243 Go BB, pedal to the metal! 357 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,748 -Should I take Gran Scala? -Yes. 358 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880 You can do it. 359 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,293 That was a left 3. 360 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:58,530 Go, they're catching up. 361 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,598 Tighten it. 362 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:05,471 Can we open a window while we're doing this crazy stunt? 363 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:10,543 Right, 3. 364 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,913 Go! 365 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,624 Hairpin bend, come on. 366 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Lagging behind. 367 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,103 -Go through town. -This way? 368 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:37,301 Yes! 369 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,603 We ditched them. 370 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,843 Okay, straight ahead. Careful. 371 00:25:58,457 --> 00:25:59,523 Full throttle. 372 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:00,892 -Tractor! -Brake! 373 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,463 There will be no braking! 374 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,313 Yes, BB rules! 375 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,853 -You're the best! -You weren't too bad yourself... 376 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,926 -Open a window. -Your pace notes... 377 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,628 Open a window! 378 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:40,432 -We're not opening windows. -Don't touch me. 379 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,701 -It causes drag. -Psycho. 380 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,837 -How about that hairpin bend? -You could've done better. 381 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:48,607 It was pretty good. Here it comes... 382 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:52,477 -Gross. -Great. 383 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:57,249 Keep going straight for a few kilometres then take the lake road on the right. 384 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,852 -Look at that car. -Perfect. 385 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,053 Pull over here. Nobody's around. 386 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,435 I'm BB 387 00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:19,872 and if you're feeling unexpectedly aroused, it's normal. 388 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:21,772 It's adrenaline. 389 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,083 Not at all, and I puked everywhere. 390 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,120 -Anyway, I'm Soledad. -Sole what? 391 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,122 -Soledad. -What kind of name is that? 392 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,592 It's my stage name. You don't recognise me? 393 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:45,797 No. 394 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:51,503 I've done five films, eight TV shows, commercials, 395 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,272 I was Miss Italy, and a repeat cover girl. 396 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,642 You live in the boonies, that's why you don't know me. 397 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,344 Phone. Give it to me. 398 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,223 Run, run, run... 399 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:15,660 Damn pea-brained hillbillies who don't have TV 400 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:19,164 who inbreed with relatives or even with sheep. 401 00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:21,900 You're gross! Thanks. 402 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:26,672 You're gross and poorly dressed and live in a ghost town... 403 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,176 Go, go! 404 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,644 THANKS 405 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,879 Stop! 406 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:38,049 LADY ELISABHETZ'S TRIBULATIONS 407 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,586 Even if we've discovered we're siblings... 408 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,553 through a letter sent by my moribund count cousin 409 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:48,059 who was poisoned by the countess 410 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:50,893 who found him in bed with the wet nurse... 411 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600 I, Anthony... 412 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,338 will always be yours. 413 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:01,943 But Lady Elizabeth... 414 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:05,010 I never... 415 00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:07,883 loved you. 416 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:13,423 Soledad Agramante, you may remember her as a child actress 417 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:17,255 from some successful TV shows and soap operas. 418 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:22,123 She was taken hostage by the Val di Susa robbers this morning. 419 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:24,963 One wounded, fear, a car chase, 420 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:28,433 and a statement from one of the robbers 421 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,973 which has been quoted and retweeted by millions now. 422 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,539 A nation can't survive financially and morally 423 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,843 when most have so little and few have so much. 424 00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:54,660 Either we were screwed by a whore and two dimwits 425 00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:58,496 or Mr. Bank Manager, thinking he was as untouchable as Fermat's theorem, 426 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,266 staged this whole farce trying to outsmart us 427 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,803 and even got his car stolen. 428 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:08,803 -What's that? -That he doesn't catch your drift. 429 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:12,077 It is a rather subtle reasoning. 430 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,749 Mrs. Castiglioni, shall I snip? 431 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:24,553 Chill, it won't take long. 432 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:37,768 What did you say? 433 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,173 I just can't understand. 434 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,377 What did he say? 435 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,667 He wasn't involved, I think. 436 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,513 Is that so? 437 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,453 -And? -That he's sorry. 438 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,421 Right, he's sorry... 439 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,093 You're sorry for making me look like an ass? 440 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,099 You're sorry I'll have to complicate my life to fix things? 441 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,036 You're sorry you have to die? 442 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:18,977 No, you're not only sorry, you're scared. 443 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,983 You're terrified. 444 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:42,003 Fine, Rambo, Rambo 2, and whatsyourname, take him away. 445 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,542 Are you saying something important? 446 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,945 I don't understand what you're saying. 447 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,515 Get to work. 448 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,316 Go on. 449 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:01,485 Rambo, stay here. 450 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:14,065 Make me howl or I'll kill you. Let's go. 451 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:28,547 Months and months of wire taps and tailing 452 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:31,516 then some dumbass shows up 453 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,253 and starts robbing the bank like whatshisname... 454 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,753 -A politician? -No, the one in the film! 455 00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:39,523 -Number of words? -Three. 456 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,827 -Bonnie and Clyde. -Who played Bonnie? 457 00:32:42,790 --> 00:32:44,996 -Sophia Loren. -No, Faye Dunaway. 458 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,398 -Seen it? -No. 459 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,733 As I was saying, a dumbass, a nobody... 460 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:53,438 who steals dirty money that we were going to trace. 461 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:11,623 It's best for them if we catch them 462 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,260 before Elena Castiglioni does. 463 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,296 Hot babe... 464 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,403 I'd bang her! 465 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,073 She must be mad as a hornet now 466 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:32,210 but if we're good, we'll catch her too and score big. 467 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,879 It's been six hours since they escaped. 468 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:39,353 If they're not idiots, they could be anywhere in Italy now. 469 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:42,521 And you interrupted us... 470 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:46,493 to say you don't know where they are? 471 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,761 Why isn't the bank manager here yet? 472 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:51,662 Call him! 473 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:53,497 Get out! 474 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:04,474 How many banks did you rob before this? 475 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,779 I've never stolen anything. 476 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,348 Maybe once at the supermarket when I was a kid. 477 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,883 A few bikes... those porn DVDs, remember? 478 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,753 "Cunts and Dogs"! 479 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:20,358 So you don't have fake IDs, getaway car, safe house, etc.? 480 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:21,760 -No. -Weapons? 481 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,128 We had a gun. 482 00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:25,130 Unloaded. 483 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,232 Fucking hell. 484 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:32,404 Where should we go? 485 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,007 -Far away, Rossi. -Far away, where? 486 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,375 Copacabana... 487 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,315 Head south for now. 488 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,613 I have a plan. 489 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:47,585 -What plan? -A plan? 490 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:50,889 A good plan, I'll explain tomorrow, I'm tired now. 491 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:54,226 I sleep when I'm tired. So shut the fuck up, good night. 492 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,465 -A plan. -A good plan. 493 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,902 I said shut the fuck up. 494 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:04,970 Sorry. 495 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,411 How gross. 496 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,248 Straight through the forehead. 497 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,950 What a gross tie. 498 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:22,587 How can a bank manager wear such an awful tie? 499 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,489 He deserved to be killed. 500 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,424 Want us to change his tie? 501 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,193 -No. -Anyway... 502 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,229 His brain is on the wall, 503 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,763 bottle it up for Forensics, they like this stuff. 504 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:38,069 -We found the amputated finger. -In his pocket. 505 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,443 Good, you're good. 506 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,880 -I'm hungry now. -Indian? 507 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,381 -Pakistani? -Kebabs! 508 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:55,086 You think it's easy to make decisions without taking responsibility? 509 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,891 Thinks it's easy to choose between Pakistani, Thai, 510 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:03,895 kebabs, organic, or farm-to-table?! 511 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,365 What has this world come to?! 512 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,003 -Chinese? -Chinese. 513 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,003 Who wants breakfast? 514 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,113 Why would the bank lie about the money? 515 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:26,613 No clue, but we're in shit that is so deep it's... 516 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,522 -It's...? -Deep. 517 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:35,126 -Hot water. -Thanks. 518 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:39,193 -And a fresh apple cake. -Thanks. 519 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,103 -Thanks. -On the house. 520 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,971 -Just hot water? -Yes. 521 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,243 I only drink hot water in the morning. 522 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,513 Thanks so much. 523 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,484 So, where are we going? 524 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:01,920 So... 525 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:05,153 the best idea is to go back... 526 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,893 return the money, and apologise to everyone, right? 527 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,128 -Right? -Wrong. 528 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,563 Wrong. 529 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,533 That is a ton of money. 530 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,902 I doubt you want to go back to your shitty lives. 531 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,738 -Watch your mouth. -The plan. 532 00:37:20,810 --> 00:37:21,940 A good plan. 533 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,843 Puglia. 534 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,312 -Puglia? -Puglia, guys. 535 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,483 The sea, paths, nature, art... 536 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,253 but who gives a shit about nature and art. 537 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:40,158 Path: we drive to Puglia, you pretend to set me free. 538 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:41,323 As for the sea, 539 00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:44,793 pay my friend and he'll take you to Albania by boat. 540 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:49,934 Stay there for a few years till things die down here, and then you're free. 541 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,003 We'll split the money. 542 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:55,873 And good riddance. 543 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:01,813 Think about it while I go poop. 544 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:11,923 Who fucks her first? 545 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,323 -Evens. -Odds. 546 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,493 -Five, I win. -Okay. 547 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,507 Come on, Leonardi... 548 00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,640 -Talent agent Leonardi. -It's Soledad. 549 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:33,211 I'm pretending to be the hostage of a bank robber. 550 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:35,613 We're on the run with another guy 551 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,583 whose name I can't remember. 552 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:41,919 Listen, I'll keep playing hostage with these dimwits, 553 00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:44,021 you call in all the media, 554 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,323 "cinema star kidnapped by robbers". 555 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,759 Everyone's worried for her safety. 556 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,261 Sole, that's genius. 557 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,033 Give me time to set it up and then with this exposure... 558 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:56,734 contracts will be pouring in! 559 00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,269 Trust your agent. 560 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,872 Okay, but get me on Celebrity Island. 561 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:03,341 Let's try to sell this story first. 562 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,873 You might even end up starring in a film again. 563 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,246 Leave it to me. 564 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:10,183 Why do I hear gunshots? 565 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,451 I'm on set with clients. 566 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:15,553 Clients, my foot. 567 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,689 See you at noon tomorrow in Perugia's main square. 568 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,158 Sure. 569 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,563 -I'll be there. -You'd better be. Bye. 570 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:25,395 Right on! 571 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,805 Gang of sleazebags! 572 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:35,639 Die! 573 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:42,283 If this is my last meal, I'm glad baby onions are involved. 574 00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,485 -Maybe she's right. -Huh? 575 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:52,153 We'll do what she says and wait till things die down. 576 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:53,593 Or we die. 577 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,262 -Trust her? -No, you? 578 00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:58,263 No. 579 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,165 -Puglia? -Puglia. 580 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,232 Okay. 581 00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:10,108 -You're that girl on TV? -Yes. 582 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,278 -And you're the bank robbers. -Indeed. 583 00:40:14,350 --> 00:40:16,213 He's just kidding. 584 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,753 These are the bank robbers, and they kidnapped the dancer. 585 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,853 -Good for them. -Actress. 586 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,391 -Excuse me? -They kidnapped an actress. 587 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,660 Same difference. 588 00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:32,063 -Not really. -Good work. 589 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,031 -You're on the run? -Yes. 590 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,967 No, you're mistaken. 591 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,303 You see, we... are not us. 592 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:41,772 -Where are you off to? -Far away. 593 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:44,673 -Copacabana! -Good luck! 594 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,880 No need to pay, my brother just wants an autograph. 595 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,853 Sure. 596 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,726 Thanks, bye. 597 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,293 Is this your place? 598 00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:05,362 I wish. 599 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,670 Now it is. 600 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,911 -Thanks. -Thanks so much. 601 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:23,013 -Good luck. -See you in Copacabana! 602 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:28,386 They just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. 603 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,657 Tell me where they are and we will sort everything out. 604 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:34,958 But... 605 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,323 we don't know. 606 00:41:37,390 --> 00:41:40,398 I believe that, but you know how to find them. 607 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:46,537 We just want the money, we have no intention of hurting anyone. 608 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,511 I'll leave you some for your troubles. 609 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,845 Do you have kids, ma'am? 610 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,851 -That's not your business. -Right. 611 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,253 Would you sell your son? 612 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:07,324 For how much? 613 00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,295 Yes, you would sell your son. 614 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,163 We wouldn't. 615 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:19,470 It's people like me who make the world go around 616 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:23,140 and people like you get tossed once we're done with them. 617 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:26,377 We're in good company, we outnumber you. 618 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:32,750 What a damn waste of time. 619 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,719 Rambo, come with me. 620 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,355 Rambo 2, you handle this. 621 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,893 Gratuitous violence upsets me. 622 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,273 Don't move. 623 00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:27,526 What a shitty life. 624 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:30,273 You were too slow, sorry. 625 00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:32,909 Now what? 626 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,145 What'll we do? 627 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,490 -He weighs a ton. -I'll help. 628 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,694 -Hold on... What do I do? -He weighs a ton. 629 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:52,897 Will it work? 630 00:43:55,430 --> 00:43:59,170 Sure, three sites online said it would work 631 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,873 if you followed the tutorial, and we did, right? 632 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,542 -Yes. -All right... 633 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:06,844 -Now? -Easy... 634 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,080 Up! 635 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:10,982 Heavy. 636 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,851 Okay, nice and easy. 637 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,320 Watch out for the acid. 638 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,188 Drop him gently. 639 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,032 Is he alive? 640 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,235 No, it's because of the acid. 641 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,805 Like a lizard's tail, you know? 642 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,207 How awful. 643 00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,143 Truly awful. 644 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:42,113 What should we do? 645 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:49,187 Pizza and a film? So we don't seem suspicious. 646 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:51,289 Okay. 647 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,597 -Hi. -They freed you? 648 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:03,201 -No, I sent them out shopping. -You okay? 649 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,504 Don't worry. Is the press release done? 650 00:45:06,571 --> 00:45:07,738 I need to redo it... 651 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,375 -Move your hand. -They'll read my lips. 652 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,577 Who? 653 00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:15,045 Look. 654 00:45:15,112 --> 00:45:16,947 BANK MANAGER FOUND DEAD 655 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:19,584 Shit, they killed him. 656 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,287 -Did you know him? -I'm in deep shit. 657 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,291 No, Sole, you're not in deep shit. 658 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,528 This is your big break. 659 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:35,766 Gimme something good and I'll get you on the news tonight. 660 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:39,971 Okay. 661 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:43,040 Don't do a thing till I say so, don't fuck up. 662 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,087 Me? I never fuck up! 663 00:45:51,649 --> 00:45:52,650 It's her! 664 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,786 I love your music, can I get an autograph? 665 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,423 A photo! 666 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,625 -Good job. -Huh? 667 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,694 For robbing the bank, those swines! 668 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:05,229 Good luck! 669 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:16,040 Toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, face cream... 670 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:17,110 About time! 671 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,673 Maxi pads... all of Soledad's shit! 672 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:26,751 Deodorant for me... 673 00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:30,523 and for you, you need it. 674 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,025 -Never used it. -I can tell. 675 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,923 I got food, beer, phones, and books. 676 00:46:36,990 --> 00:46:39,101 You look like a loser in this picture. 677 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,631 Did you keep a low profile? 678 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,069 Three people recognised me, I took one photo, 679 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:47,738 gave 100,000 euros to a cute cashier, 680 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,708 and 100,000 to an old lady. I kept a low profile. 681 00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:53,310 Good. We'll leave when she gets back. 682 00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:55,479 -If she gets back. -Of course, you have the money. 683 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,281 -Get in. -Is that an order? 684 00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:03,553 No, but would you kindly get into this fucking car? 685 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:06,953 I'd rather not be with two losers like you, 686 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:09,593 I would've chosen sharper, smarter people if I could've. 687 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:14,563 Hey Marisol, you're not exactly the genius of the century. 688 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:21,572 Listen, dimwit, I just got you a spot on a boat 689 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,473 to Albania tomorrow at 4:00 PM. 690 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,410 You have 28 hours to get me there. 691 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,712 So until then, show some respect. 692 00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:29,843 Thanks. 693 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:32,883 Don't, I have a peeve with slaps... 694 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,759 -You hit her? -I warned her. 695 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:44,962 Sorry. 696 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,564 I didn't mean to. 697 00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:50,303 You didn't mean to rob the bank 698 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:51,370 or hit her... 699 00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:55,840 before doing things you should stop and think. 700 00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:58,342 Apology accepted. 701 00:47:59,276 --> 00:48:02,613 Now open the door for me like fucking gentlemen. 702 00:48:08,090 --> 00:48:10,123 Why do you keeping giving our money away? 703 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,279 Because we're the good guys. 704 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,030 What the fuck? 705 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,003 Who the fuck are they? 706 00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:08,913 What's the hell is going on? 707 00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,348 I knew it, it's over now. 708 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:15,723 You dumbasses got caught, you can't even fucking escape. 709 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,289 Shut up! 710 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,163 Silence, please. 711 00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,803 BB'S ENTIRE LIFE AGE 26 712 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:14,043 Drive or I'll kill you. 713 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,213 Damn, it jammed. 714 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,673 Fucking hell! 715 00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:44,243 Oh God, we're gonna die! 716 00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:05,029 Yes! 717 00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:19,476 It's all over now. 718 00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:21,679 We're safe. 719 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:25,583 You think I did all of this... 720 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:28,519 just to get on the front page, right? 721 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:30,754 Right. 722 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:31,822 You are right. 723 00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:36,280 Feel better now that you admitted it? 724 00:51:38,228 --> 00:51:39,229 My life... 725 00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:41,865 is a failure. 726 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,669 Ours too, but we're not making a scene over it. 727 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,660 I was Italy's child prodigy. 728 00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:53,621 But not for long and... 729 00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:57,548 I never did anything truly special. 730 00:51:59,216 --> 00:52:01,485 Then you're told that talent isn't enough, 731 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,298 you need to do anything you can. 732 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:09,447 If you want to know... 733 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,663 I let everyone fuck me. 734 00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:16,466 -I didn't want to know. -I did. 735 00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:17,533 Everyone! 736 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:22,840 And I messed that up too, lame producers, 737 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:27,313 directors who didn't direct, two-bit agents... 738 00:52:28,612 --> 00:52:29,813 Online... 739 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,184 there's a video of me blowing a scriptwriter. 740 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,722 A scriptwriter, how pathetic is that? 741 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:39,789 Very. 742 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,527 When the iPhone 8 comes out, 743 00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:45,873 who wants the iPhone 5? 744 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,299 Nobody, but what the fuck does that mean? 745 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:50,366 I'm 23, 746 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,258 I'm old, nobody wants me. 747 00:52:55,205 --> 00:53:00,010 Everyone wants a 17-year-old slut from the Disney Channel. 748 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,846 Know how many followers she has on Instagram? 749 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,216 Way more than me! 750 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,318 Way more! 751 00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:13,223 I'm the iPhone 5. 752 00:53:18,462 --> 00:53:21,432 And this was supposed to be my big break. 753 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,334 But I'm in deep shit like I've never been before. 754 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,808 And it's all your fault. 755 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:36,447 You dragged me into this shitty story! 756 00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:38,982 You assholes! 757 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:41,180 Leave me alone! 758 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,321 Get this nutcase off of me! 759 00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:47,253 A fence! 760 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:02,473 Okay... 761 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,211 I'm going to get out and we'll part ways here. 762 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,848 -Goodbye. -I wouldn't if I were you. 763 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,150 No? 764 00:54:13,217 --> 00:54:14,218 Watch me... 765 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:23,494 Let's get out. 766 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:33,103 I want to die. 767 00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:36,440 Nice mansion, bet we'll find a car to steal... Come on. 768 00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:37,508 Damn you. 769 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:42,980 Not bad. 770 00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,523 Anyone here? 771 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,059 Anyone here? 772 00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,897 No, nobody's here. 773 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,868 I want to get wasted like there's no tomorrow. 774 00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:05,936 Me first. 775 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:20,017 I'll go find the bathroom. 776 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,688 Where are we? 777 00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,326 In a mansion, I'd say. 778 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,830 -Perceptive. -I'll go find some food. 779 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:08,899 Guys, I'm still hung over but for tonight I want to be... 780 00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:11,869 a princess. 781 00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:15,906 Guys! 782 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:28,986 Rossi! 783 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:33,824 BB! 784 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,096 What are you doing? 785 00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:54,678 We're watching your blowjob video. 786 00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:00,350 How was it? 787 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,388 -Not bad. -Not bad. 788 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,793 Thanks. 789 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,340 I thought you'd left. 790 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:27,913 Left for where? We're out of ideas. 791 00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:30,714 To Albania... 792 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:33,250 the land of opportunity. 793 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,987 Vlorë, Durrës, Tirana... 794 00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:39,256 what amazing places. 795 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:41,425 Have you been? 796 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:43,260 No, but... 797 00:57:46,029 --> 00:57:47,898 -That stuff... -You know? 798 00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:50,563 -That stuff. -You know! 799 00:57:57,341 --> 00:57:58,809 It's not too bad here. 800 00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:02,412 No. 801 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,150 Since we'll probably die tomorrow... 802 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,587 it's not so bad being here with you. 803 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,834 I want to make love. 804 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,048 With you both. 805 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,521 Sole... 806 00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:20,624 Sole, shit's gone wrong. 807 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:26,093 Sorry, didn't mean to disturb your sleep. 808 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,389 I didn't think it would be this easy. 809 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:36,406 But that's life, things are never what you think. 810 00:59:37,070 --> 00:59:38,406 Right? 811 00:59:38,475 --> 00:59:39,475 Fucking right. 812 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:43,145 Now we'll wait for my boss. 813 00:59:44,881 --> 00:59:48,683 You might want to get ready before she arrives. 814 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:54,391 Because last time I saw her... 815 00:59:57,294 --> 00:59:58,962 she was really pissed at you. 816 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,233 I have a simple question for you: 817 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,606 where's the money? 818 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,477 Where's the money? 819 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,281 Need some time to think it over? 820 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,084 Give me a more precise answer. 821 01:00:29,025 --> 01:00:31,261 Can you do me a favour and turn the TV on? 822 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,500 The TV? 823 01:00:36,570 --> 01:00:40,036 Yes, they show cool documentaries at this time of night, 824 01:00:40,103 --> 01:00:42,325 those slow ones with an old voice-over... 825 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,574 they help me think. 826 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,697 So I can remember where the money is. 827 01:00:58,588 --> 01:01:02,523 Forget the TV, I'll make you tell me where the money is. 828 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:07,797 But those documentaries are pretty cool... 829 01:01:09,170 --> 01:01:12,135 I once saw one about the Tasmanian devil. 830 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,038 A marsupial that lives in Australia, 831 01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:19,142 it's small, like a poodle with rat fur. 832 01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:23,188 But it's more vicious than a tiger. 833 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:27,017 Know what's special about it? Its hunting technique. 834 01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:30,220 Its favourite prey are koalas. 835 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,277 It approaches silently 836 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,260 and with a leap... 837 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,462 grabs it by the neck with its teeth. 838 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:40,893 Then what does it do? 839 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,265 It fucks it. 840 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:48,338 The best part is, when it's about to have an orgasm... 841 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:56,843 the Tasmanian devil sinks its teeth into its neck 842 01:01:56,913 --> 01:01:57,913 and kills it. 843 01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:00,737 Did this help refresh your memory? 844 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,919 No? 845 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,491 You're going to force me to play Tasmanian devil. 846 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,228 Fuck you! 847 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:14,493 Come on. 848 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,433 Quick, quick! 849 01:02:18,702 --> 01:02:20,236 I'll kill you all. 850 01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:21,504 Do it, Rossi. 851 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:25,813 -One more and then we'll go. -Let me. 852 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:35,013 -That hurts. -It's hard to knock someone out. 853 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,889 You're wasting time, hit him here, at the base of the neck. 854 01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:43,259 -Who the fuck are you? -Hi, Sole's agent. 855 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:46,429 He's right, hit him hard at the base of the neck. 856 01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:53,403 No, harder, like when a doctor taps your knee. 857 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:55,972 I know, I am trying. 858 01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:59,043 -Don't use that tone with me. -I'm trying, damn it! 859 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,013 Enough, just kill me! 860 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,653 -You're useless, let me. -Kill me! 861 01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:14,491 Shit... 862 01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:16,058 Enough... 863 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,993 You need to cooperate here... Neck straight. 864 01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:21,998 Enough! 865 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,073 -Enough! -Again! 866 01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,743 Listen, we've gotta go, buddy. 867 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:38,156 We'll lock you in the bathroom, someone will let you out. 868 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,203 -What the... -How'd they find us? 869 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:02,072 I don't know. 870 01:04:02,710 --> 01:04:05,275 He didn't find us by chance, who'd you talk to? 871 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,310 I didn't talk to anybody. 872 01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:16,286 I asked a fucking question. 873 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:18,021 I didn't talk to anybody. 874 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:23,426 I swear to God, the Virgin Mary, Saint Pio. I didn't talk to anybody. 875 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:29,265 I told a cop where you were so they'd come arrest you 876 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:30,963 and I'd post it live on Instagram. 877 01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:34,237 I even found a sponsor, tons of money for me. 878 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:37,173 -Did you know? -She didn't. 879 01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:39,274 Sorry, Sole. 880 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:43,713 I thought it would be a good idea, for publicity. 881 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:48,284 Quit pointing that smokepole at me and I'll tell all. 882 01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:01,731 LEONARDI'S STORY 883 01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:11,174 You won't get my scalp, not today! 884 01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:16,012 I'm Billy the Kid! 885 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,580 I'm a self-made man. 886 01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:21,813 My first job was dying, as Billy the Kid. 887 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,255 I was the best, a pro shooter. 888 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,926 Kids went crazy for me, I was the best around. 889 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,262 War cry, Native Americans! 890 01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:35,799 Then they decided to do a pirate show instead, 891 01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,835 and since I suck at being a pirate, I got fired. 892 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,343 I had contacts so I started being an agent for clubs, shows... 893 01:05:44,410 --> 01:05:48,244 until one day I met Soledad, who had no work either. 894 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:52,949 I sent her book to casting directors but they said... 895 01:05:53,016 --> 01:05:55,585 they wanted new, fresh, younger faces. 896 01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:59,853 I always believed she could be number one again, 897 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,363 but things don't always work out as planned. 898 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,703 Out of desperation, I told the police everything. 899 01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:21,010 -Police agent. -Talent agent Leonardi. 900 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,480 But that fucking police agent... 901 01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:26,382 wasn't a real cop. 902 01:06:27,617 --> 01:06:28,728 But don't hurt them. 903 01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:35,691 They screwed me, I'm a dumbass. 904 01:06:35,758 --> 01:06:36,893 Yep... 905 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:40,933 How fucking embarrassing... 906 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:46,103 but I did it all in good faith. 907 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,306 Leonardi, in good faith... fuck you! 908 01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:55,478 Let's go. 909 01:06:58,147 --> 01:06:59,183 Move. 910 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,229 Leonardi, get in. 911 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:15,093 Thanks. 912 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,434 Typical punishment from Elena Castiglioni 913 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,403 when you really piss her off. 914 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,707 What a woman. 915 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:26,976 Rambo learned his lesson this time. 916 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,911 She chopped him to pieces! 917 01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:29,978 Lots of pieces! 918 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,250 To be precise, there are 27 pieces 919 01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:38,221 made with a circular saw or alternative saw. 920 01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,490 We've reassembled him like this, roughly. 921 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,593 If you want more precision, call Ravensburger Puzzles. 922 01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:45,995 Funny! 923 01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:49,632 -It's not funny. -No, it's not. Sorry. 924 01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:52,769 Anyway, I'm Detective Vanzetti, Forensics. 925 01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:57,206 -Captain Greppi. -Enchanté. 926 01:07:57,273 --> 01:08:00,209 His name was Domenico Rambelli, AKA Rambo. 927 01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:02,443 -Witnesses? -Neighbours. 928 01:08:02,510 --> 01:08:05,381 -They saw the guys and the singer. -Dancer. 929 01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:08,013 -Isn't she an escort? -Butt out! 930 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,185 Gladly. 931 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,923 Boss, I've made a major discovery. 932 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:16,526 Found this in the fridge. With an ear and 10-year-old yogurt. 933 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,663 -So? -It's still good! 934 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,064 Please, give that to me. 935 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,036 Let's get into his phone 936 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:31,908 and see who he was messaging and calling. 937 01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:38,581 Let's take a group selfie. 938 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:51,460 Know where Gabriel Garcia Marquez was born? 939 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:53,663 -Colombia. -What city? 940 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:57,833 -Don't know. -Aracataca. 941 01:08:58,534 --> 01:08:59,869 So? 942 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:01,738 "Cien años de soledad". 943 01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:06,813 Sorry about what happened before, for real. 944 01:09:08,911 --> 01:09:12,148 But offers are pouring in for appearances, radio shows, events... 945 01:09:12,915 --> 01:09:13,915 TV... 946 01:09:19,188 --> 01:09:20,923 -What's that? -"Clang". 947 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,053 Yes, but what was it? 948 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,393 It was a "clang". 949 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:35,905 -Smoke's not good, is it? -No. 950 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,230 Can it be repaired? 951 01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:44,480 It's just the fan belt, we'll make it to the next rest area. 952 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:48,918 Are you sure? 953 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:51,154 -I'm sure. -Let's go. 954 01:09:52,555 --> 01:09:53,556 Almost there. 955 01:09:58,695 --> 01:09:59,896 Go, it's downhill. 956 01:10:02,398 --> 01:10:03,599 Turn! 957 01:10:03,670 --> 01:10:04,670 Turn it off. 958 01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:09,606 The boat guy has to leave sooner, in four hours. 959 01:10:11,574 --> 01:10:12,575 Shit! 960 01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:14,811 I could quickly fix it with spare parts. 961 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,313 I saw an auto shop, what do you need? 962 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:18,380 I love you, BB. 963 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:23,753 A fan belt, a set of wrenches, and coolant. 964 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:26,389 -Got it. -I'll try to loosen the pulley. 965 01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:31,427 Isn't it quicker to steal another one? 966 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:34,797 First, let's avoid getting caught for theft now, 967 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:36,466 second, piss off. 968 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:40,737 Fine, I'll piss off 969 01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:44,907 but I'm in negotiations to get you on Idol as judges. 970 01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:47,913 I personally spoke to... I'll go use the bathroom. 971 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,823 -Can you help? -I don't want to sweat. 972 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:03,659 Right. What do you need? 973 01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:06,993 Stay here, pass me the wrench when I need it. 974 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:10,703 I'm your assistant. 975 01:11:16,405 --> 01:11:19,075 We have to go here, Santa Maria di Leuca... 976 01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:24,881 So we go toward Casagrande... 977 01:11:39,595 --> 01:11:40,863 -Time? -10. 978 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:43,763 27 minutes! Rossi rules! 979 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:47,670 -Breakfast? -I'm going to rest. 980 01:11:55,678 --> 01:11:59,713 I remember her, what's her name? Sole something... 981 01:11:59,782 --> 01:12:03,953 I remember her from primary school, she was going to be a star, it seemed. 982 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,623 She wasn't bad either... 983 01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:10,793 I saw her on the news, poor thing, what a terrible business. 984 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,561 What's she doing now? 985 01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:14,630 Fuck that bitch! 986 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,867 -Bathroom break. -What do you want? 987 01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:20,833 Anything, but make sure it's savoury. 988 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,512 Hi. 989 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,515 Can you give me a coin? 990 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,251 Sure. 991 01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:37,723 Here. 992 01:12:41,457 --> 01:12:43,125 Say "good luck", magic girl. 993 01:12:44,990 --> 01:12:47,163 Good luck, good man. 994 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:26,002 Thanks. 995 01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:35,278 Mum always told me to watch out for rest area bathrooms. 996 01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:42,413 -Sole, run! -Everyone get out! 997 01:13:43,290 --> 01:13:44,453 Help! Rossi! 998 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,527 Get out! 999 01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:58,901 -Where's the money? -Shit, shit... 1000 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:03,773 Are you with the IRS? 1001 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,243 Where's the money? 1002 01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,913 I deposited it in Switzerland because Italian banks... 1003 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:15,851 No, wait, I'll tell you. 1004 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:18,723 I'll tell you where it is... 1005 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,153 I invested it in a start-up called Bite Me! 1006 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:36,806 Sleep, BB, sleep. 1007 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,875 You're missing out... 1008 01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:45,648 Sole! 1009 01:14:50,786 --> 01:14:51,921 Darling girl... 1010 01:14:52,888 --> 01:14:55,593 screwing me over, of all people? 1011 01:14:56,192 --> 01:15:00,096 I've never been screwed by anyone but Rambo and Rambo 2... 1012 01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:03,899 May they rest in peace. 1013 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:07,803 Of all people... I treated you like a daughter. 1014 01:15:09,772 --> 01:15:11,273 Daughter, my ass. 1015 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,279 We'll deal with her later, no rush. 1016 01:15:18,114 --> 01:15:20,950 It will be the saddest and worst thing in my life. 1017 01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:45,074 What the fuck am I doing? 1018 01:15:53,849 --> 01:15:54,917 Billy the Kid... 1019 01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:58,554 I'm Billy the Kid. 1020 01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:01,753 Where's the money, kid? 1021 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:09,193 I don't have time to waste, I'm already annoyed enough. 1022 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,363 Tell me or I'll kill you. 1023 01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:14,603 Hurry up and get it over with. 1024 01:16:17,773 --> 01:16:18,908 Fine, as you wish. 1025 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:23,145 Take care of the girl and deal with this idiot. 1026 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:32,983 For your information, the money is in the car, lady. 1027 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,553 Fuck the money. 1028 01:17:53,969 --> 01:17:55,733 Nobody move or I'll kill her! 1029 01:17:58,274 --> 01:17:59,875 Rossi, stay calm. 1030 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:05,113 We know what happened, it's best if you surrender. 1031 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,653 Don't move! Give me the keys. 1032 01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,719 -Oh shit... -Keys! I can't find them. 1033 01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:13,523 -What do you mean? -They're in the trunk. 1034 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:15,753 Move! 1035 01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:19,263 -What the fuck! -Sorry! 1036 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,571 What the hell?! 1037 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,641 They don't belong in jail but in an insane asylum. 1038 01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:34,810 Quit laughing. 1039 01:18:35,945 --> 01:18:36,945 Breathe. 1040 01:18:44,186 --> 01:18:47,489 Get the keys! Nobody move, stay still. 1041 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:49,720 Don't move! 1042 01:18:51,230 --> 01:18:52,663 Go, everyone in their cars. 1043 01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:54,793 Come on, let them through. 1044 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,700 What the fuck are you doing? 1045 01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,533 Go, move it! 1046 01:19:01,804 --> 01:19:03,143 Quickly! 1047 01:19:06,270 --> 01:19:08,013 Captain, look who's here. 1048 01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:19,488 Mrs. Castiglioni... 1049 01:19:21,390 --> 01:19:22,946 I've been dying to meet you. 1050 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:26,162 You're mistaken, I was here by chance. 1051 01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:31,032 Married? 1052 01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:34,003 No. 1053 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:36,505 Engaged? 1054 01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:40,943 -Is this an interrogation? -Just curious. 1055 01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:45,313 Let's have dinner tonight so you can tell me everything. 1056 01:19:46,148 --> 01:19:48,617 I have to go now, unfortunately. 1057 01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:57,326 This is hashish. 1058 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,561 No kidding? 1059 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:20,782 Captain! 1060 01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:23,753 -I know where they're going. -Where? 1061 01:20:25,287 --> 01:20:27,556 I found a map with this route. 1062 01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:30,123 Good job, you're good. 1063 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:33,193 Know what you are? 1064 01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:37,933 -What are we? -A major disappointment. Leave. 1065 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,833 -Come on. -Let's go. 1066 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,107 It's just us, boss. 1067 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,679 Those kids are starting to piss me off. 1068 01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:54,726 Let's call in the sharpshooters. 1069 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:03,053 Son of a fucking rotten bitch, you almost killed me, dickhead! 1070 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:04,893 I said sorry! 1071 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,530 Fuck sorry! Only a dickhead would shoot like that. 1072 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:11,333 Whatever, Sleeping Beauty! 1073 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,469 Guys, enough already. What the fuck should we do? 1074 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:15,537 I don't know. 1075 01:21:16,405 --> 01:21:18,407 We need a solution now. 1076 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,409 I know, thanks. Give me a sec. 1077 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:23,245 -Now! -Quit fucking screaming. 1078 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:26,682 We're catching fire, you shot the gas tank. 1079 01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:30,252 My best friend's a moron. 1080 01:21:30,853 --> 01:21:32,488 Rossi, you're a moron. 1081 01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:36,191 The money! 1082 01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,394 Go put it out! 1083 01:21:44,270 --> 01:21:45,534 We need a solution. 1084 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,070 Go, BB! 1085 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:54,877 There's a fountain. 1086 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:03,252 Get out. 1087 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:05,864 If she moves, kill her. 1088 01:22:07,122 --> 01:22:09,458 Come near and I will blow this bitch's head off. 1089 01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:12,127 We're not afraid of you. 1090 01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:16,493 Get in! 1091 01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:18,203 Gimme. 1092 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:20,569 Don't move! 1093 01:22:22,540 --> 01:22:24,943 Relax, we're the good guys. 1094 01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:30,183 Let's go! 1095 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,154 Go, fucking drive! 1096 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,129 -Step on it! -The car's done for. 1097 01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:51,133 -Should we surrender? -We came all this way to surrender? 1098 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:54,803 No. 1099 01:22:55,370 --> 01:22:56,371 Hell no. 1100 01:22:57,372 --> 01:22:58,372 No. 1101 01:23:01,443 --> 01:23:03,445 There will be no surrendering today. 1102 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:09,618 Darling Sole, the moment of truth has arrived. 1103 01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:13,755 -The whole truth? -Nothing but the truth. 1104 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,527 I'm not used to this. 1105 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,062 THE TRUTH 1106 01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:25,167 At one point I realised that my moment in the sun was gone, 1107 01:23:26,068 --> 01:23:28,003 that I'd had my chance but flopped. 1108 01:23:28,871 --> 01:23:31,507 So I decided to take another route. 1109 01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:35,710 Take this envelope and transport it outside of Italy. 1110 01:23:35,777 --> 01:23:37,513 Here's a map, that's all. 1111 01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:42,217 The agreement was I'd transport that bag only. 1112 01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:43,485 The agreement... 1113 01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:46,288 changed. 1114 01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:51,126 Don't fuck with me, I want my money now. 1115 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,262 Calm down, miss. 1116 01:23:54,329 --> 01:23:57,098 -The ATM's outside. -Give me what's mine. 1117 01:23:57,165 --> 01:23:59,903 -In a normal country... -Come to my office. 1118 01:23:59,970 --> 01:24:03,171 -People don't realise... -That wasn't our agreement. 1119 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,373 -Stop yelling. -I'll yell all I want. 1120 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,442 And I started before you, moron. 1121 01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:10,979 I can't even say I'm ashamed, I've had no shame for years. 1122 01:24:13,482 --> 01:24:16,751 When I saw you, I thought I could keep the money. 1123 01:24:16,818 --> 01:24:18,119 The bags. 1124 01:24:18,186 --> 01:24:20,756 You'd take the blame and I could start anew. 1125 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,458 I underestimated... 1126 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,493 me, you guys, the situation... 1127 01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:29,640 Now I just want this all to be over... 1128 01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:34,469 That's the truth. 1129 01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:39,408 I know, it's pretty ugly but that's it. 1130 01:24:42,277 --> 01:24:45,547 Maybe it's best to say to hell with truth at times. 1131 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:50,719 Schopenhauer. More or less Schopenhauer. 1132 01:24:50,786 --> 01:24:53,188 -How much longer to the port? -30 minutes. 1133 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,624 We can still catch that boat, theoretically. 1134 01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:57,326 We're fucked, in actuality. 1135 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,161 I'll call home. 1136 01:25:09,870 --> 01:25:12,140 Bartolomeo... how are you? 1137 01:25:12,741 --> 01:25:14,743 I'm fine, we're fine. 1138 01:25:16,545 --> 01:25:18,480 We're alive. And you? 1139 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:21,182 We're alive too. Where are you? 1140 01:25:21,249 --> 01:25:23,418 -Up shit creek. -Meaning? 1141 01:25:24,219 --> 01:25:25,620 Our car's burnt, 1142 01:25:25,690 --> 01:25:28,323 and we're being chased by a dozen rabid police. 1143 01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:32,060 You are up shit creek. We have to do something. 1144 01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:36,298 I just wanted to say I love you, give Mum a kiss... 1145 01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:41,033 We love you too, now tell me where you are going. 1146 01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:42,203 Why? 1147 01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:46,673 I may be an unemployed 60-year-old but I still have brains. 1148 01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:48,677 Now I'll get the computer, 1149 01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:52,243 give me the details without being a pain in the ass. 1150 01:25:52,310 --> 01:25:53,613 Try to buy some time. 1151 01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:55,984 Okay, Dad. 1152 01:25:57,386 --> 01:25:59,621 -What do you need? -Bartolomeo, trust me. 1153 01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,153 Pass me Rossi. 1154 01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:03,724 Mr. Cesco. 1155 01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:08,193 Yes, we could use a hand. 1156 01:26:08,260 --> 01:26:10,563 Where are you and where are you going? 1157 01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:20,676 Through me you pass into the city of woe, into eternal pain. 1158 01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,783 Through me among the people lost for aye, 1159 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:30,953 justice the founder of my fabric moved. 1160 01:26:33,321 --> 01:26:35,457 To rear me was the task of Power divine... 1161 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:38,393 supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love. 1162 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:42,698 Before me things create were none, 1163 01:26:43,899 --> 01:26:46,935 save things eternal, and eternal I endure. 1164 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:52,207 All hope abandon, ye who enter here. 1165 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:00,783 Gotcha. 1166 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:02,951 Gotcha. 1167 01:27:03,018 --> 01:27:04,219 Thanks, Mr. Cesco. 1168 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,720 Hope so. 1169 01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:10,859 Your dad says we have one remote chance to save ourselves. 1170 01:27:10,926 --> 01:27:11,826 Such as? 1171 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,529 Reach the square at exactly noon. 1172 01:27:14,596 --> 01:27:16,732 -Which means... -Racing like the wind. 1173 01:27:19,970 --> 01:27:20,970 Go, go... 1174 01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:24,403 -They're far behind. -Easy 100. 1175 01:27:24,473 --> 01:27:26,975 Left four. Go, 50 easy left. 1176 01:27:27,042 --> 01:27:28,443 They've vanished. 1177 01:27:31,950 --> 01:27:33,749 The square. Are we on time? 1178 01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:35,838 -Punctual. -Dead punctual! 1179 01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:39,654 -Totally inappropriate. -You're right, sorry. 1180 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:40,999 Why at noon on the dot? 1181 01:27:47,863 --> 01:27:49,731 You need to move your car. 1182 01:28:00,408 --> 01:28:02,573 -Don't move, standby. -Copy that. 1183 01:28:10,719 --> 01:28:12,453 Move, the procession's coming through. 1184 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,957 The bank robbers who kidnapped the actress! 1185 01:28:16,024 --> 01:28:17,692 -Yes. -Thanks. 1186 01:28:17,759 --> 01:28:20,261 -Thought they caught you? -Not yet. 1187 01:28:20,328 --> 01:28:22,233 You must help us. 1188 01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:23,998 How? We're musicians. 1189 01:28:24,070 --> 01:28:26,601 Keep marching and playing. 1190 01:28:26,668 --> 01:28:28,603 Please, march and play. Go! 1191 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:40,183 Go on, play! 1192 01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:46,288 I hate marching bands! Run the road block! 1193 01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:48,653 Come on! 1194 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:53,263 -How much was it? -Twenty million. 1195 01:28:56,398 --> 01:28:59,703 Twenty million... it stoked the fire well. 1196 01:29:02,637 --> 01:29:03,672 There, shoot! 1197 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:07,973 -I can't, I'm not in the clear. -It's an order. 1198 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,612 Civilians are in the line of fire. 1199 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:13,081 Who gives a shit, shoot! 1200 01:29:13,148 --> 01:29:15,713 -Impossible, sir. -Shoot, for fuck's sake! 1201 01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:21,523 Why didn't you tell us? 1202 01:29:22,591 --> 01:29:24,592 I want to fix the mess I made. 1203 01:29:24,659 --> 01:29:27,262 -Let's go to the hospital. -No, stop. 1204 01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,731 Shoot! Give me the walkie-talkie. 1205 01:29:30,966 --> 01:29:32,400 This is Greppi here. 1206 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,333 Shoot the targets, now! 1207 01:29:35,403 --> 01:29:40,273 -Copy that, Captain. -Wait for my orders, stand by. 1208 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,778 I can delay them, go on. 1209 01:29:43,845 --> 01:29:46,613 -We can't leave you. -Just fucking go! 1210 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,584 I'm telling you one last time, shoot! 1211 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:57,523 Sorry, sir, but we can't shoot because we're not animals 1212 01:29:58,493 --> 01:30:00,933 and I respectfully suggest you go fuck yourself. 1213 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:06,668 By the way, the camera was on and your words and actions... 1214 01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:09,137 will incriminate you. 1215 01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:15,043 You fell for it! 1216 01:30:16,478 --> 01:30:19,843 Well done! I was testing you! 1217 01:30:19,910 --> 01:30:23,184 You think I'd ask you to shoot innocent people 1218 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:26,921 while I was being filmed? Like hell! 1219 01:30:26,988 --> 01:30:28,653 Applaud him. 1220 01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:30,123 Gimme that damn camera. 1221 01:30:30,992 --> 01:30:32,393 Shithead! 1222 01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:34,596 Shithead! 1223 01:30:34,663 --> 01:30:36,398 -Thanks. -Go on! 1224 01:30:38,733 --> 01:30:40,502 Love ya! Go! 1225 01:30:42,404 --> 01:30:44,339 I knew you'd become a star. 1226 01:30:44,406 --> 01:30:47,373 -Go on, Babuska! -I love you! 1227 01:30:49,511 --> 01:30:53,281 Mission aborted. I repeat, mission aborted. 1228 01:30:57,552 --> 01:30:58,620 I'm here! 1229 01:31:19,975 --> 01:31:24,179 When you get to the port, call my friend, he's waiting. 1230 01:31:28,550 --> 01:31:30,106 What did he call you before? 1231 01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:36,191 Babuska. 1232 01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:39,348 It means little witch. 1233 01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:46,043 That's what my mum used to call me, 1234 01:31:47,802 --> 01:31:48,802 she was Russian. 1235 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:56,129 I found it hard to believe that you'd told the whole truth. 1236 01:31:58,813 --> 01:32:00,646 My parents died when I was a kid. 1237 01:32:03,084 --> 01:32:04,753 I was sent to an orphanage. 1238 01:32:07,922 --> 01:32:09,478 You told us a heap of tales. 1239 01:32:15,830 --> 01:32:18,199 No more than I've told myself. 1240 01:32:27,509 --> 01:32:29,009 But that's over now, right? 1241 01:32:33,780 --> 01:32:35,280 I'll tell them you freed me 1242 01:32:36,985 --> 01:32:38,586 and you treated me well. 1243 01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:42,853 I won't tell them... 1244 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:48,196 you're two duffers who miraculously survived. 1245 01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:53,973 I won't tell them these were the best days of my life. 1246 01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:58,907 I won't tell them I've foolishly fallen in love with you. 1247 01:33:04,112 --> 01:33:05,113 I hate you. 1248 01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:13,388 Goodbye, Rossi, goodbye, BB, your boat's waiting, go. 1249 01:33:45,954 --> 01:33:47,255 -So Albania? -Yep. 1250 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:52,060 -We'll start over. -Yes. 1251 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:55,463 Without a cent. 1252 01:33:58,333 --> 01:33:59,334 How sad. 1253 01:34:44,546 --> 01:34:46,614 RECKLESS 86924