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(upbeat funky music)
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♪ The bell rings ♪
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♪ My heart sings ♪
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♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
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♪ Going for a ride ♪
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♪ I feel good inside ♪
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♪ A good time ♪
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♪ The sun shines ♪
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♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna know why ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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♪ Sandy Shores ♪
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♪ Upstream ♪
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♪ I love the stream ♪
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♪ Open air ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ A good time ♪
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♪ The sun shines ♪
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♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna know why ♪
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♪ Love flies by ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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(Siren blaring)
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♪ Sandy shores ♪
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♪ Upstream ♪
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♪ I love the stream ♪
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♪ Open air ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ The bell rings ♪
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♪ My heart sings ♪
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♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
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♪ Going for a ride ♪
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♪ I feel good inside ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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- [Candy] We'll have--
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- [Group] Two all beef
patties, special sauce,
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lettuce, cheese, pickles,
onions, on a sesame seed bun.
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(rasberrie-ing)
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(comical synth music)
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- [Bebe] Candy, you
gotta stop messing around
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with that horny old cop's head.
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- [Jan] Or we'll be going
to school on Wilcox Avenue.
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- What's on Wilcox Avenue?
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- Monica, how long have you
been hanging in with us?
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- Oh, about 10 weeks, I guess.
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- Has it been that long?
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- Well, maybe nine weeks.
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- I remember.
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It was right after we
caught her having lunch
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in Mike Telafaro's gym shorts.
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(laughing)
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And he was in 'em at the time.
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- Well, it was during gym class.
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(laughing)
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- Okay, Jan, so what's
on Wilcox Avenue anyway?
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- [Jan] Wilcox Avenue is a street where
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that poon-tang crazy cop
changes into his jock strap.
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(laughing)
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- It's also where they
lock up the bad guys.
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It could even happen to us good guys.
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- Don't worry.
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That flake won't dare bust us.
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He knows I'll tell the
captain about the time
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I let him pound me with his night stick.
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- Gee, Candy, where was he pounding you?
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- Well, it sure wasn't on my head.
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(laughing)
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- Where was he pounding you?
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- Go back to sleep, Bebe.
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We'll wake you when the
train gets to Chicago.
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You know, that cop
really plays with himself
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in the shower.
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Can you imagine him
getting caught doing it?
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(laughing)
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"Now, looky here, captain.
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It's my tally-wacker and I'll
wash it as fast as I want to."
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(laughing)
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Hey, where the hell are our guys anyway?
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I hope they don't forget the pup tent.
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- And the beer.
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- [Monica] Mmm, I sure
wish this was a nude beach.
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- Come on, Monica.
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You just want a chance to
check out the meat locker.
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- Yeah, look at the time I save later.
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No big disappointment.
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- You mean no little disappointment.
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- Speaking of disappointments.
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(comical synth music)
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We got busted today trying to get a little
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in the cloakroom.
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Boy, do we need privacy.
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- [Jan] Oh, I hate that damn rumble-seat.
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I'm beginning to feel like
the hunchback of Notre Dame.
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- [Monica] Well, the pizza
parlor is out from now on.
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- Pizza?
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What kind was it?
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- Hot pepperoni.
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- Oh, I love hot pepperoni.
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- Yeah, especially if it belongs to Mike.
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Come on, let's get wet.
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(upbeat funky music)
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- Are we really going to
take a train to Chicago,
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'cause trains make me sick.
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- Come on, Bebe.
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Last one in the water
gets the rumble-seat.
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(laughing)
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♪ I may go along ♪
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♪ Our love will keep us strong ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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♪ I laugh ♪
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♪ So easily ♪
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♪ When you smile ♪
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♪ So tenderly ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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(laughing)
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♪ Ridin' on the tail of a comet ♪
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♪ Has never been an easy chore ♪
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♪ I gotta jump on that ol' fireball ♪
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♪ And ride forever more ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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- Hey.
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(laughing and screaming)
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(whistling)
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(laughing)
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- Whoo.
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Hello.
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Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie?
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Hey.
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Whoo.
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Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie?
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- Why not.
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- Cool it, Monica.
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His Tamale's not even here.
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- Hey, man.
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You're really an upfront chick.
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- Say, daddy, got some beer?
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- Wow, where you think I'm at?
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I got everything.
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You wanna blow some real Cuban tobacco
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and ride on my big board?
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- If I blow grass, I'll be
riding more than your board.
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How ya hangin'?
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- Oooh, I'm hangin' 10.
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You're a real foxy upfront chick, man.
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- What's with you all?
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Our guys are on the way out here.
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- Well, what's Cuban tobacco?
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(upbeat funk music)
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- Oooh.
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- You ain't exactly Micky Mouse.
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- Hey, cool it.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, water freak, you think
you can handle four chicks?
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- My name ain't Frasier
Mendoza for nothing.
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- For what?
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- Frasier Mendoza, man.
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- After the lion?
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(growling)
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- Dig it.
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- I'm first.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, cool it.
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I call the shots.
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First, we smoke.
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- Hey, cool it, Candy.
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You wanna get busted for molesting?
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(laughing)
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- All right.
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(upbeat funky music)
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- Man, this is really great shit.
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(laughing)
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- I can get zoned out.
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(laughing)
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- Well, I'm getting horny honey.
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♪ Here on the beach ♪
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♪ About a quarter to three ♪
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♪ I wasn't doing much ♪
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♪ I was just being me ♪
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♪ I never gave any false
gainful employment ♪
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♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ I'm laying on the sand
with a chick on each side ♪
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♪ Waiting on the surf ♪
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♪ And we'll go for a ride ♪
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♪ Don't know how I got
myself in this situation ♪
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♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
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♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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- Hey, sexy.
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- Last one in the water
rides the last board.
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- He's talking board-on
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and we're thinking hard-on.
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Come on, let's get him.
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♪ Every other day you
make a run for some beer ♪
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♪ That's as far as we'll get ♪
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♪ 'cause the place is so dead ♪
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♪ When the tide's coming in ♪
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♪ And a little of the sun ♪
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♪ My baby's coming ♪
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♪ And makes my motor run ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
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♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits. ♪
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♪ I'm rolling in the sand ♪
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♪ A chick on each side ♪
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♪ Waiting on the surf
and we'll go for a ride ♪
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♪ I don't know how I got
myself in this situation ♪
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♪ What I like is a permanent Vacation ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ You gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ I was laying on the beach ♪
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♪ About a quarter to three ♪
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♪ Wasn't doing much ♪
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♪ I was just being me ♪
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♪ I never gave any false
gainful employment ♪
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♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Down on the beach ♪
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(laughing)
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- Don't hit me in the face.
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- You're always stoned.
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- All right, cool it.
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- Jeez, Fenz, we've been
looking all over for ya.
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- Fenz's chicks screwing off, eh.
270
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:40,774
Eh.
271
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,197
- Who's this creep?
272
00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:46,498
- Hi, Buzzy, honey.
273
00:16:46,498 --> 00:16:48,109
- Hi, bullshit.
274
00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:49,442
Who's the creep?
275
00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:52,934
- This is Frasier.
276
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:57,434
- Oh, you mean like the lion, huh?
277
00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,304
- Well, it wasn't like Micky Mouse.
278
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,137
I felt it.
279
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:03,096
- Oh yeah?
280
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:07,209
Hey, mama, and what were you feeling?
281
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:08,959
- All I feel is high.
282
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,314
- Do you know what your
eyes are beholding?
283
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:16,397
- Man, I'm not sure, man.
284
00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:21,592
- They're beholding the Fenzie.
285
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,839
- You mean the Fenz?
286
00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:32,655
- There can be only one Fenz.
287
00:17:33,738 --> 00:17:35,110
- Hey, man.
288
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:37,343
I didn't know, man.
289
00:17:37,343 --> 00:17:40,539
- This is the Fenz and his boys' turn.
290
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:42,069
- [Boys] Yeah.
291
00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:45,996
- And nobody messes
with the Fenz's chicks.
292
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:47,413
- Yeah, right on.
293
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:50,122
- Hey.
294
00:17:57,392 --> 00:17:58,462
- Hey, Fenz.
295
00:17:58,462 --> 00:18:00,657
You gonna let that guy
fly the coop like that?
296
00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:01,523
- Sure.
297
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:03,058
- But why?
298
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,326
- 'Cause that's how I
stay so good looking.
299
00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:07,159
- Oh.
300
00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:09,406
Yeah.
301
00:18:12,607 --> 00:18:13,821
Yeah.
302
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,071
- [Buzz] I want some Candy.
303
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:21,873
(moaning)
304
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:24,192
(upbeat funky music)
305
00:18:24,192 --> 00:18:26,609
♪ Beach love ♪
306
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,657
♪ Beach love ♪
307
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:35,092
♪ Beach love ♪
308
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,826
♪ Feeling the water's edge ♪
309
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:47,142
♪ Feeling my toes in the sand ♪
310
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:50,932
♪ Beach love ♪
311
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,215
♪ Beach love ♪
312
00:18:57,075 --> 00:18:59,492
♪ Beach love ♪
313
00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:05,977
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
314
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:11,903
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
315
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,320
♪ Beach love ♪
316
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,877
♪ Beach love ♪
317
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,364
♪ Beach love ♪
318
00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:40,953
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
319
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:45,404
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
320
00:19:45,404 --> 00:19:47,821
♪ Beach love ♪
321
00:19:49,186 --> 00:19:50,508
♪ Oooh ♪
322
00:19:50,508 --> 00:19:52,925
♪ Beach love ♪
323
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,237
♪ Beach love ♪
324
00:20:05,461 --> 00:20:10,066
♪ Feeling the warmth of his hand ♪
325
00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:14,149
♪ Can you hear music of the band ♪
326
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:19,343
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
327
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:24,614
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
328
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:27,031
♪ Beach love ♪
329
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,228
♪ Beach love ♪
330
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,177
♪ Beach love ♪
331
00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:49,525
(class murmuring)
332
00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:58,577
- Oh god, I hate history.
333
00:20:58,577 --> 00:21:01,269
- Well, at least the teacher's a man.
334
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:03,924
- Oh, buongiorno, class.
335
00:21:03,924 --> 00:21:04,841
Buongiorno.
336
00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:07,682
- Well.
337
00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:10,569
- [Class] Buongiorno, Mr. Flowers.
338
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,486
Buongiorno.
339
00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:14,158
- Belli belli.
340
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:19,466
Today, class, we're
going to do the Greeks.
341
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,721
- Yeah, you should've come in backwards.
342
00:21:23,721 --> 00:21:25,971
(laughing)
343
00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:31,615
(mumbling)
344
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,070
- Now, about those Greeks.
345
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:43,570
Now then, we have been studying the Greeks
346
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,553
for about a week
347
00:21:49,881 --> 00:21:54,048
and you have all shown little
or no interest whatsoever.
348
00:21:58,637 --> 00:22:01,470
Therefore, ergo too, you monsters,
349
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,947
we're gonna have a spot quiz.
350
00:22:09,276 --> 00:22:12,109
These papers contain the questions
351
00:22:14,636 --> 00:22:17,719
and when you hear me holler go go go,
352
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:23,123
then and then alone, you
may start start start.
353
00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:43,267
Don't you dare turn over those papers
354
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,517
until I say go.
355
00:22:46,012 --> 00:22:49,269
When I say go go go you
may start start start.
356
00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:51,598
Now, you will have 15 minutes
357
00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:54,359
in which to complete the test
358
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,914
and I don't want to hear a word
359
00:22:56,914 --> 00:22:58,247
and no cheating.
360
00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:01,716
Now, after me, in Greek.
361
00:23:04,412 --> 00:23:05,452
(chalk squeaking)
362
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,285
Boys
363
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:08,919
are
364
00:23:13,237 --> 00:23:14,070
beautiful.
365
00:23:19,522 --> 00:23:21,140
Girls
366
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:21,973
are
367
00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:24,174
monstrous.
368
00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:26,948
Boys
369
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:27,781
are--
370
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,577
- Mr. Flowers.
371
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,910
(gasping)
372
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,977
- Lord have mercy.
373
00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:33,905
Sacre bleu.
374
00:23:33,905 --> 00:23:34,777
What is it?
375
00:23:34,777 --> 00:23:37,566
- I forgot the date today.
376
00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:38,768
- It doesn't matter.
377
00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:42,018
The Greeks did not have clocks anyways.
378
00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:45,906
(whispering)
379
00:23:45,906 --> 00:23:49,239
Monster, I'll take those answers please.
380
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,239
(bell ringing)
381
00:23:52,239 --> 00:23:53,072
Oh, my god.
382
00:23:53,072 --> 00:23:54,388
It's a raid.
383
00:23:54,388 --> 00:23:55,505
I mean it's a fire.
384
00:23:55,505 --> 00:23:56,338
I mean it's a drill.
385
00:23:56,338 --> 00:23:57,217
I mean it's a fire drill.
386
00:23:57,217 --> 00:23:58,253
Everyone, out.
387
00:23:58,253 --> 00:23:59,587
Out, everybody out.
388
00:23:59,587 --> 00:24:01,079
Out!
389
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:02,662
Everybody, out out.
390
00:24:06,702 --> 00:24:07,535
Not you.
391
00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:11,839
I've decided to give you an oral.
392
00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:16,890
- [Catman Goldstein] Good
evening, good evening.
393
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,384
This is Catman Goldstein.
394
00:24:19,384 --> 00:24:21,706
The sky, which we are told
is located directly above
395
00:24:21,706 --> 00:24:23,151
this morning's smog,
396
00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:25,609
is reported blue, blowed, and blown.
397
00:24:25,609 --> 00:24:27,234
Ha ha ha.
398
00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:29,799
All right, if you got
a zit on your forehead
399
00:24:29,799 --> 00:24:31,364
that is growing into a third eye,
400
00:24:31,364 --> 00:24:33,768
do what I do, use Clear-all.
401
00:24:33,768 --> 00:24:36,729
Don't let your face be a disgrace.
402
00:24:36,729 --> 00:24:38,674
And now let's fill you
with this new sound.
403
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:40,859
It's Scott Gale and Company.
404
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:42,677
- He may be dull, but
at least he's boring.
405
00:24:42,677 --> 00:24:44,416
- I've had him and even when he's boring
406
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,042
he doesn't get too deep.
407
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,271
(laughing)
408
00:24:47,271 --> 00:24:48,558
- Where's the guys?
409
00:24:48,558 --> 00:24:49,610
- Football practice.
410
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,104
- Hey, we need gas.
411
00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:52,556
- We need oil.
412
00:24:52,556 --> 00:24:53,885
- We need air.
413
00:24:53,885 --> 00:24:56,132
- We need a lube job.
414
00:24:56,132 --> 00:24:58,129
- We need big dick.
415
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,556
- [All] Right.
416
00:24:59,556 --> 00:25:00,681
- Big dick?
417
00:25:00,681 --> 00:25:03,764
(upbeat funky music)
418
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,822
- [Candy] You haven't met him yet, Monica.
419
00:25:08,822 --> 00:25:10,341
He's been on vacation.
420
00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:12,469
- [Jan] But he's back now.
421
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,010
Those gotta be his feet.
422
00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:17,914
- Hey, is that June
East, the old movie star?
423
00:25:17,914 --> 00:25:19,737
- Hey, she's not old, her movies are.
424
00:25:19,737 --> 00:25:21,998
She used to be the hottest
thing in Hollywood.
425
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,022
- Yeah, in more ways than one.
426
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:27,439
- They say she buried two dozen husbands.
427
00:25:28,546 --> 00:25:31,713
(comical synth music)
428
00:25:35,894 --> 00:25:37,394
- That's big dick?
429
00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:39,781
That's funny.
430
00:25:39,781 --> 00:25:43,143
Gee, I wonder why they call him Big--
431
00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:44,060
oh, I know.
432
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:53,223
- It'll run okay now, Miss East,
433
00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:57,390
but I gotta have 146 bucks
before I let you take the car.
434
00:25:58,448 --> 00:26:02,877
- How about taking it
out in trade, big boy?
435
00:26:02,877 --> 00:26:05,077
- I'm really sorry, Miss East.
436
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:07,455
Out of respect for your bosom and all,
437
00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:10,205
but I gotta get paid for my time.
438
00:26:11,277 --> 00:26:12,948
- [Jan] Looks like she
doesn't have the cash
439
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:14,144
to pay her bill.
440
00:26:14,144 --> 00:26:17,535
That little turd won't even
give her the keys to her car.
441
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:20,175
- She's a legend, a living legend.
442
00:26:20,175 --> 00:26:21,334
- Hey, man.
443
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,115
We gotta swing something for her.
444
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,828
- Wonder what he'd take for those keys.
445
00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:27,240
- Me.
446
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,685
I think I'll drop his face in my cleavage.
447
00:26:29,685 --> 00:26:32,768
(upbeat funky music)
448
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,129
- I think I'm gonna get them high.
449
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:10,783
Make sure you holler if
you see our guys coming.
450
00:27:10,783 --> 00:27:14,950
I don't want Monica to get
caught with her pants down.
451
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:47,118
- Miss East?
452
00:27:47,118 --> 00:27:48,118
- June East?
453
00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:51,720
- Well it ain't Might Joe Young, honey.
454
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,409
- Here you are, Miss East.
455
00:27:54,409 --> 00:27:56,576
You can take your car now.
456
00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,995
- But I don't understand.
457
00:27:59,995 --> 00:28:02,018
That'll little worm, Big Dick,
458
00:28:02,018 --> 00:28:06,130
he said it was gonna cost me $146 in cash.
459
00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:08,678
- You see, Miss East, we're your fan club.
460
00:28:08,678 --> 00:28:11,018
- And one of our members is opening up
461
00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:14,698
what you might call a
charge account right now.
462
00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:15,902
(moaning)
463
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,929
- Yeah, and they're
opening up real wide too.
464
00:28:18,929 --> 00:28:20,984
- You girls don't even know me.
465
00:28:20,984 --> 00:28:22,924
- But we know your work, Miss East.
466
00:28:22,924 --> 00:28:23,770
(yelling)
467
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:26,020
And Monica sure knows hers.
468
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,714
(moaning)
469
00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:42,256
- I don't know how to thank you girls,
470
00:28:42,256 --> 00:28:44,506
but I sure like your style.
471
00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:49,387
Here's my card, honey.
472
00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:53,554
Why don't you come down
and see my some time, hmm?
473
00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:58,560
(tires squealing)
474
00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:03,432
(yelling)
475
00:29:08,652 --> 00:29:10,426
- What's up?
476
00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:12,581
(moaning)
477
00:29:12,581 --> 00:29:13,505
- [Jan] Nothing after
you get through, honey.
478
00:29:13,505 --> 00:29:15,044
(comical synth music)
479
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,127
(upbeat funky music)
480
00:29:24,878 --> 00:29:27,545
(clock ticking)
481
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,102
- Psst, psst.
482
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:25,469
- Kevin, I don't believe what I'm seeing.
483
00:30:25,469 --> 00:30:26,302
- You creep.
484
00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:27,465
What do you think I am.
485
00:30:27,465 --> 00:30:29,330
Get your hands off me.
486
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:30,740
- I don't know what to say.
487
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,028
I just don't believe it.
488
00:30:33,028 --> 00:30:35,407
Get your hands off her tit.
489
00:30:35,407 --> 00:30:38,649
- Maybe French is getting to him.
490
00:30:38,649 --> 00:30:40,672
Please, Miss Crotch, let
me sit somewhere else
491
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,278
where I'm safe.
492
00:30:42,278 --> 00:30:45,096
- Do you think this is
some kind of porno class?
493
00:30:45,096 --> 00:30:46,210
- But I was just try--
494
00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,877
- That's enough, you sex maniac.
495
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,364
Class is dismissed.
496
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,364
Not you.
497
00:30:56,364 --> 00:30:58,114
You stay after class.
498
00:31:00,073 --> 00:31:03,990
(crowd murmuring and shouting)
499
00:31:07,619 --> 00:31:10,286
(clock ticking)
500
00:31:18,788 --> 00:31:22,538
now, your punishment is
to squeeze 100 times.
501
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:29,262
Commence counting and squeeze.
502
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:32,422
If you stop, I'll murder you.
503
00:31:32,422 --> 00:31:33,255
Squeeze.
504
00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:35,708
- One
505
00:31:37,084 --> 00:31:37,917
two
506
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,106
three.
507
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:42,933
- [Bebe] Where's Jan?
508
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,221
- [Candy] I think she's with Kevin.
509
00:31:44,221 --> 00:31:45,301
- [Monica] The tit-squeezer
510
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:46,134
- [Candy] Yeah.
511
00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:47,407
- [Monica] I wonder if she needs any help.
512
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,981
- [Candy] You gotta be kidding.
513
00:31:48,981 --> 00:31:50,925
- [Bebe] Hey, does anybody
got any toilet paper?
514
00:31:50,925 --> 00:31:53,044
- [Monica] No, dammit,
there's none in here either.
515
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:53,988
- [Candy] I got some here.
516
00:31:53,988 --> 00:31:55,101
How do you want it?
517
00:31:55,101 --> 00:31:56,222
Over or under?
518
00:31:56,222 --> 00:31:57,380
- [Monica] Over easy.
519
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:58,963
And don't you miss.
520
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:07,926
(splashing)
521
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:08,759
- [Candy] I told you she's with Kevin.
522
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:11,141
- [Bebe] Hey, that's the
only roll in here too.
523
00:32:11,141 --> 00:32:11,974
Now what?
524
00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:13,586
- [Monica] You got any folding money?
525
00:32:13,586 --> 00:32:15,449
- [Candy] Just a five dollar bill, why?
526
00:32:15,449 --> 00:32:16,405
- [Monica] Well, either use it
527
00:32:16,405 --> 00:32:18,850
or wait till somebody comes
in here who can change it.
528
00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:20,710
- [Bebe] I've got four quarters.
529
00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:22,960
(flushing)
530
00:32:26,657 --> 00:32:27,490
(upbeat funky music)
531
00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:28,435
♪ Man, I'm getting hungry ♪
532
00:32:28,435 --> 00:32:29,303
♪ I mean a lot ♪
533
00:32:29,303 --> 00:32:31,462
♪ I take myself down to Pizza Plus pie ♪
534
00:32:31,462 --> 00:32:32,876
♪ All my friends are there ♪
535
00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:34,076
♪ It's time to eat ♪
536
00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:36,718
♪ We all get down to the Pizza Plus beat ♪
537
00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:39,450
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
538
00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:40,283
♪ Let's go ♪
539
00:32:40,283 --> 00:32:41,813
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
540
00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:42,646
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
541
00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:44,131
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
542
00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:47,617
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
543
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:50,786
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
544
00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:51,619
- Hey.
545
00:32:54,655 --> 00:32:55,946
♪ Scarfing down ♪
546
00:32:55,946 --> 00:32:57,196
♪ Watching the show ♪
547
00:32:57,196 --> 00:32:59,908
♪ Eat something, take an order to go ♪
548
00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:01,651
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
549
00:33:01,651 --> 00:33:02,608
♪ Let's go ♪
550
00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:04,414
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
551
00:33:04,414 --> 00:33:05,636
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
552
00:33:05,636 --> 00:33:06,958
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
553
00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:10,053
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
554
00:33:10,053 --> 00:33:14,136
- Hey, somebody gonna take
Fenzie's order or not?
555
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,695
- What are you guys gonna have tonight?
556
00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:19,815
A cup of coffee and pass it around?
557
00:33:19,815 --> 00:33:23,715
- What the fuck do you
know, Miss Universe herself?
558
00:33:23,715 --> 00:33:26,126
- Watch your mouth or
I'll call the manager.
559
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,697
- I'm sorry.
560
00:33:27,697 --> 00:33:28,887
I'm sorry.
561
00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:31,407
I didn't mean to say
Miss Universe, you dog.
562
00:33:31,407 --> 00:33:33,657
Now take our fucking order.
563
00:33:37,846 --> 00:33:40,096
- Okay, hot shot, now what?
564
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,311
- What do you want from me?
565
00:33:43,311 --> 00:33:45,551
She started it with that coffee shit.
566
00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:46,709
Come on, already.
567
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:48,126
Let's get inside.
568
00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,788
- Make that a large pizza
569
00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:54,715
and I'll have a Coke to drink with it
570
00:33:54,715 --> 00:33:58,632
and a chocolate milkshake
with a hot pepperoni.
571
00:34:00,268 --> 00:34:01,721
- Yeah, and you can drink it along
572
00:34:01,721 --> 00:34:03,326
with your double banana split.
573
00:34:03,326 --> 00:34:07,493
- No, I'd like a tall ice tea
with my double banana split.
574
00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:10,776
- I take it you're paying for this,
575
00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,068
so what are you gonna have,
576
00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:14,101
a glass of water and a toothpick?
577
00:34:14,101 --> 00:34:15,930
- Okay, and I'll also
have a plate of raviolis
578
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,007
with 12 meatballs and an orange soda
579
00:34:19,007 --> 00:34:21,822
with garlic salt in it and, let's see--
580
00:34:21,822 --> 00:34:26,627
- How 'bout a green salad with
homemade meat sauce on it?
581
00:34:26,627 --> 00:34:27,665
- Oh yeah, that's sounds great.
582
00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:28,910
I'll take it.
583
00:34:28,910 --> 00:34:29,743
- Ugh.
584
00:34:30,721 --> 00:34:32,544
- I'll have some of that too.
585
00:34:32,544 --> 00:34:33,813
- You want what?
586
00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:35,980
- Meat sauce salad please.
587
00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:48,107
- Eat your heart out!
588
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,147
- Ya'lls spaghetti will be right out.
589
00:34:57,147 --> 00:34:58,801
- I want mine hot.
590
00:34:58,801 --> 00:35:00,634
- He likes things hot.
591
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,070
- You look like you're
hot enough to satisfy.
592
00:35:06,975 --> 00:35:10,232
- Hey, what's this winky-wacky bull.
593
00:35:10,232 --> 00:35:11,315
I'm the Fenz.
594
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:15,586
What is this?
595
00:35:17,108 --> 00:35:17,941
- What's the matter?
596
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:19,578
Can't get served by miss big-boobs?
597
00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:21,245
- No, that's not it.
598
00:35:23,764 --> 00:35:27,261
- Wow, did you ever see that
friggin' Mike and Bebe eat?
599
00:35:27,261 --> 00:35:30,462
- I swear they'd eat crap off a platter.
600
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,790
- You say they're eating crap?
601
00:35:31,790 --> 00:35:33,115
- Oh, came on, Fenzie.
602
00:35:33,115 --> 00:35:34,727
Don't you start that bull too.
603
00:35:34,727 --> 00:35:35,578
- What bull?
604
00:35:35,578 --> 00:35:36,745
- Aw, nothing.
605
00:35:39,992 --> 00:35:42,305
Where the hell is that waiter?
606
00:35:42,305 --> 00:35:44,168
- He's probably stirring your tomato sauce
607
00:35:44,168 --> 00:35:45,528
with a fly-swatter.
608
00:35:45,528 --> 00:35:46,439
(laughing)
609
00:35:46,439 --> 00:35:48,988
- Hey, Fenz is gonna eat.
610
00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:50,393
So, let's all cool it.
611
00:35:50,393 --> 00:35:52,131
- Sorry, Fenz.
612
00:35:52,131 --> 00:35:53,298
- Hey, Waiter.
613
00:35:56,305 --> 00:35:57,792
- Hey, you know who I am?
614
00:35:57,792 --> 00:35:58,875
I'm the Fenz.
615
00:36:00,086 --> 00:36:02,405
None of this winky fucking crap.
616
00:36:02,405 --> 00:36:04,061
Just take their order.
617
00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,289
- Hey, man.
618
00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:08,206
We don't talk that way around here.
619
00:36:09,049 --> 00:36:11,649
- Hey, we got a problem outside.
620
00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:12,936
- What kind of problem?
621
00:36:12,936 --> 00:36:14,261
- Like their friends ate up a storm
622
00:36:14,261 --> 00:36:17,684
and now they say they
aren't gonna pay for it.
623
00:36:17,684 --> 00:36:20,507
- I suppose you creeps
aren't holding either, right?
624
00:36:20,507 --> 00:36:21,340
- Wrong.
625
00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:26,173
See, I'm holding a plate of spaghetti.
626
00:36:26,173 --> 00:36:27,877
- Why you fucking pig.
627
00:36:27,877 --> 00:36:32,041
- Hey, we don't use that
kind of language in here.
628
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,486
- Ohhh.
629
00:36:33,486 --> 00:36:35,527
(laughing)
630
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,452
(screaming)
631
00:36:37,452 --> 00:36:40,535
(upbeat funky music)
632
00:37:18,141 --> 00:37:19,868
- [Dispatch On Radio]
Officer Archie, we have a 501
633
00:37:19,868 --> 00:37:21,252
at the Pizza Plus.
634
00:37:21,252 --> 00:37:24,530
See if you can get there this
time without getting lost.
635
00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:27,280
(sirens blaring)
636
00:37:28,143 --> 00:37:30,553
(upbeat funky music)
637
00:37:30,553 --> 00:37:32,886
(screaming)
638
00:38:02,517 --> 00:38:05,267
(sirens blaring)
639
00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:08,957
(upbeat funky music)
640
00:38:08,957 --> 00:38:11,290
(screaming)
641
00:38:20,268 --> 00:38:23,018
(sirens blaring)
642
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,165
(upbeat funky music)
643
00:38:29,165 --> 00:38:31,498
(screaming)
644
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:45,540
(sirens blaring)
645
00:38:47,337 --> 00:38:48,574
(upbeat funky music)
646
00:38:48,574 --> 00:38:50,907
(screaming)
647
00:39:01,962 --> 00:39:04,856
(sirens blaring)
648
00:39:04,856 --> 00:39:07,689
(tires squealing)
649
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,653
(upbeat funky music)
650
00:39:31,653 --> 00:39:33,986
(screaming)
651
00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,760
(sirens blaring)
652
00:40:07,825 --> 00:40:08,699
- [Dispatcher On Radio] Officer Archie,
653
00:40:08,699 --> 00:40:11,032
just where the hell are you?
654
00:40:15,107 --> 00:40:16,852
- [Captain On Radio]
Archie, this is the captain.
655
00:40:16,852 --> 00:40:18,739
Call in right now.
656
00:40:18,739 --> 00:40:19,630
(upbeat funky music)
657
00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:21,963
(screaming)
658
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,583
(sirens blaring)
659
00:40:32,056 --> 00:40:32,889
(upbeat funky music)
660
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,222
(screaming)
661
00:40:53,615 --> 00:40:56,844
(sirens blaring)
662
00:40:56,844 --> 00:40:59,677
(tires squealing)
663
00:41:07,369 --> 00:41:08,369
(upbeat funky music)
664
00:41:08,369 --> 00:41:09,899
(screaming)
665
00:41:09,899 --> 00:41:11,177
(sirens blaring)
666
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,167
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
667
00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:14,326
(sirens blaring)
668
00:41:14,326 --> 00:41:15,976
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
669
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:17,480
(sirens blaring)
670
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,358
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
671
00:41:19,358 --> 00:41:20,702
(sirens blaring)
672
00:41:20,702 --> 00:41:22,530
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
673
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:23,784
(sirens blaring)
674
00:41:23,784 --> 00:41:24,981
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
675
00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:25,892
(sirens blaring)
676
00:41:25,892 --> 00:41:26,989
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
677
00:41:26,989 --> 00:41:28,029
(sirens blaring)
678
00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:29,176
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
679
00:41:29,176 --> 00:41:30,018
(sirens blaring)
680
00:41:30,018 --> 00:41:30,851
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
681
00:41:30,851 --> 00:41:31,684
(sirens blaring)
682
00:41:31,684 --> 00:41:32,543
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
683
00:41:32,543 --> 00:41:33,376
(sirens blaring)
684
00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:34,209
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
685
00:41:34,209 --> 00:41:35,042
(sirens blaring)
686
00:41:35,042 --> 00:41:35,875
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
687
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:36,708
(sirens blaring)
688
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:37,541
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
689
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:40,291
(sirens blaring)
690
00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:45,001
(tires squealing)
691
00:41:50,254 --> 00:41:52,504
(grunting)
692
00:41:58,195 --> 00:42:02,362
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
693
00:42:15,868 --> 00:42:17,703
- Shh, keep your voices down.
694
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,912
- I never wanna eat another
meatball the rest of my life.
695
00:42:20,912 --> 00:42:22,157
- That goddamn fag.
696
00:42:22,157 --> 00:42:24,965
I think he tried to rape
me with a pepperoni.
697
00:42:24,965 --> 00:42:25,880
- He did?
698
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,047
Gee, I love hot pepperoni.
699
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,043
- We know already.
700
00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:30,876
We know.
701
00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:32,751
- Shh, keep your voices down.
702
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:35,535
If my folks catch us out
here, I'll be murdered.
703
00:42:35,535 --> 00:42:37,853
- Geez, Monica, would you
folks really murder you?
704
00:42:37,853 --> 00:42:39,465
- Screw off, Mike.
705
00:42:39,465 --> 00:42:41,494
Go sit on a banana.
706
00:42:41,494 --> 00:42:42,959
- I'd like to get my hands on that cook.
707
00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:45,425
I'll flatten him, like one of his pizzas.
708
00:42:45,425 --> 00:42:46,258
- I couldn't move.
709
00:42:46,258 --> 00:42:49,072
That creepy waiter kept
trying to hold me by my tits.
710
00:42:49,072 --> 00:42:51,505
- Ha ha, he thought I
was one of his turkeys.
711
00:42:51,505 --> 00:42:53,325
He kept stuffing meatballs up my ass.
712
00:42:53,325 --> 00:42:55,575
(laughing)
713
00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,101
- The waitress kept
pouring gravy on my tits
714
00:43:00,101 --> 00:43:01,993
and then she'd lick it off.
715
00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:03,577
- Oh yeah, I was trying
to do the same thing.
716
00:43:03,577 --> 00:43:05,391
She kept pushing me away.
717
00:43:05,391 --> 00:43:08,149
- Hey, let's dry off, get in the van,
718
00:43:08,149 --> 00:43:10,017
and split to Mulholland.
719
00:43:10,017 --> 00:43:11,220
- [Group] Yeah.
720
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:12,628
- We deserve it.
721
00:43:12,628 --> 00:43:14,712
- We'll have to ride nude.
722
00:43:14,712 --> 00:43:16,284
- Give me a towel.
723
00:43:16,284 --> 00:43:17,534
- [Group] Awww.
724
00:43:19,595 --> 00:43:22,021
(upbeat funky music)
725
00:43:22,021 --> 00:43:23,186
- [Fenzie] Hey, hey, come on.
726
00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:24,958
I'm only gonna bury the Fenz a little bit.
727
00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,424
- [Candy] Ouch, damnit, Fenzie,
728
00:43:26,424 --> 00:43:27,793
you're missing the right thing.
729
00:43:27,793 --> 00:43:30,607
- [Jan] Somebody has their
bony ass knee in my ear.
730
00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:31,478
- [Fenzie] Is that your ear?
731
00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:32,311
- [Jan] Yes.
732
00:43:32,311 --> 00:43:33,633
- [Fenzie] Well, for
your information, mama,
733
00:43:33,633 --> 00:43:34,934
that bone is not my knee.
734
00:43:34,934 --> 00:43:36,052
- [Bebe] Oh shit, Sam.
735
00:43:36,052 --> 00:43:37,758
Get that thing down here where it belongs.
736
00:43:37,758 --> 00:43:38,987
- [Sam] Where the hell is that?
737
00:43:38,987 --> 00:43:40,483
- [Candy] Fenzie, is this you?
738
00:43:40,483 --> 00:43:41,481
- [Buzz] Hell no.
739
00:43:41,481 --> 00:43:43,860
Don't you know the difference in size?
740
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:44,938
This is Buzz.
741
00:43:44,938 --> 00:43:47,729
- [Monica] If that's Buzz,
then who the hell are you?
742
00:43:47,729 --> 00:43:49,259
- [Sam] Oh, I thought you were Bebe.
743
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:51,022
- [Monica] We'll I'm friggin not.
744
00:43:51,022 --> 00:43:52,944
Couldn't you tell by the ass rotation.
745
00:43:52,944 --> 00:43:53,842
- [Fenzie] Damn it, Jan.
746
00:43:53,842 --> 00:43:55,339
Move around a little.
747
00:43:55,339 --> 00:43:57,120
- [Buzz] Hey, cool it will ya, Fenz.
748
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,918
You're going all on me, man.
749
00:43:58,918 --> 00:44:01,470
- [Jan] You're like a bunch of animals.
750
00:44:01,470 --> 00:44:03,497
This shit has got to cease.
751
00:44:03,497 --> 00:44:06,054
- [Bebe] There's just got
to be better accommodations.
752
00:44:06,054 --> 00:44:08,073
- [Fenzie] I give up.
753
00:44:08,073 --> 00:44:10,811
My wacker's been everywhere
but where it belongs.
754
00:44:10,811 --> 00:44:11,739
- [Mike] I can't get up.
755
00:44:11,739 --> 00:44:13,706
- [Sam] Put your pants back on, Monica.
756
00:44:13,706 --> 00:44:15,058
- [Monica] I never got them off.
757
00:44:15,058 --> 00:44:17,541
- [Jan] Christ, Sam, that's
mine you're playing with.
758
00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:19,204
- [Bebe] Mike, was that you?
759
00:44:19,204 --> 00:44:20,037
- [Mike] Hell no.
760
00:44:20,037 --> 00:44:21,039
I said mine won't get up.
761
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:21,921
(groaning)
762
00:44:21,921 --> 00:44:26,088
- [Fenzie] Oh hell, I'm gonna
put this baby outta here.
763
00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:33,222
- [Monica] I know we
don't have any privacy.
764
00:44:33,222 --> 00:44:34,488
Half the time in that damn van,
765
00:44:34,488 --> 00:44:36,114
I don't know who I'm screwing.
766
00:44:36,114 --> 00:44:40,213
I'm tired of rumble seats,
the doorway, and grease-rats--
767
00:44:40,213 --> 00:44:42,071
- [Bebe] And locker rooms and pay toilets
768
00:44:42,071 --> 00:44:43,414
and phone booths.
769
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,116
- [Candy] And swimming pools and pup tents
770
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,233
and bowling alleys.
771
00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:47,188
- [Bebe] Bowling alleys?
772
00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:48,841
- [Candy] Yeah, haven't you ever?
773
00:44:48,841 --> 00:44:49,834
- [Monica] I don't think I wanna.
774
00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:51,738
- [Candy] You haven't lived.
775
00:44:51,738 --> 00:44:54,170
When those pins start pounding your bare--
776
00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:56,603
- [Monica] They won't
pound me between mine.
777
00:44:56,603 --> 00:44:58,179
- [Bebe] Where are we
going in such a hurry?
778
00:44:58,179 --> 00:44:59,638
- [Monica] Just relax.
779
00:44:59,638 --> 00:45:00,471
- [Candy] Slow down.
780
00:45:00,471 --> 00:45:01,554
Turn in here.
781
00:45:06,869 --> 00:45:08,160
- [Bebe] Hey, this looks spooky.
782
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,778
- [Jan] Will you stop being flaky?
783
00:45:09,778 --> 00:45:11,164
- - [Candy] Well, this is a little creepy.
784
00:45:11,164 --> 00:45:13,359
What happens if we meet
something coming down?
785
00:45:13,359 --> 00:45:14,940
- [Monica] You drive over it.
786
00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,679
- [Bebe] I hope it's smaller than us.
787
00:45:16,679 --> 00:45:18,514
I think we should throw
this taxi in reverse.
788
00:45:18,514 --> 00:45:21,514
- [Monica] Oh, will you two cool it?
789
00:45:23,059 --> 00:45:26,142
(upbeat funky music)
790
00:45:31,411 --> 00:45:33,643
- [Candy] This dump hasn't
been manicured in 100 years.
791
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:36,029
- [Bebe] Looks like a friggin jungle.
792
00:45:36,029 --> 00:45:36,934
- [Jan] Don't breathe too hard.
793
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:38,934
You might knock it over.
794
00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:55,366
(growling)
795
00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:58,116
(dramatic music)
796
00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:04,704
- [Monica] Who lives here anyway?
797
00:46:04,704 --> 00:46:05,984
The jolly green giant?
798
00:46:05,984 --> 00:46:08,402
I've never climbed so many
fucking steps in my whole life.
799
00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,146
- [Candy] Will you stop whining, Monica?
800
00:46:10,146 --> 00:46:12,692
That ass of yours could shed some fat.
801
00:46:12,692 --> 00:46:15,791
- [Monica] Well, Sam just
happens to like fat asses.
802
00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:17,574
- [Bebe] Come to think of it, I do too.
803
00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,991
- [Jan] Will you two cool it?
804
00:46:39,623 --> 00:46:41,873
(growling)
805
00:46:45,574 --> 00:46:49,033
- Oh, I can see Vincent Price
coming down the stairs now.
806
00:46:49,033 --> 00:46:50,077
- Where, where?
807
00:46:50,077 --> 00:46:51,358
- Cool it, you dizzy.
808
00:46:51,358 --> 00:46:52,285
Come on.
809
00:46:52,285 --> 00:46:54,639
Let's check this mausoleum out.
810
00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:56,639
- Look at all this junk.
811
00:46:57,930 --> 00:47:01,135
- That junk is probably worth a fortune.
812
00:47:01,135 --> 00:47:02,065
- Oh, Jan.
813
00:47:02,065 --> 00:47:03,551
I'm not taking another
step till you tell us
814
00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:05,501
whose pad this is.
815
00:47:05,501 --> 00:47:06,405
- Who else?
816
00:47:06,405 --> 00:47:07,937
June East.
817
00:47:07,937 --> 00:47:11,757
Didn't she tell us to "come
down and see me sometime?"
818
00:47:11,757 --> 00:47:13,424
Hello, anybody home?
819
00:47:16,093 --> 00:47:17,730
Hello?
820
00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:18,563
Hello?
821
00:47:22,081 --> 00:47:22,914
Hello?
822
00:47:23,903 --> 00:47:24,986
Anybody home?
823
00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:31,417
I guess there's nobody home.
824
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,657
Come on, let's check out the place.
825
00:47:33,657 --> 00:47:35,155
- What for?
826
00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:37,073
- I've got my reasons.
827
00:47:37,073 --> 00:47:39,684
- But what if somebody catches us.
828
00:47:39,684 --> 00:47:41,508
- We were invited, you know?
829
00:47:41,508 --> 00:47:43,269
- Candy, you and Monica check downstairs.
830
00:47:43,269 --> 00:47:45,092
I'll check out around here.
831
00:47:45,092 --> 00:47:47,697
And, Bebe, you check out the upstairs.
832
00:47:47,697 --> 00:47:49,036
- What are we checking for?
833
00:47:49,036 --> 00:47:52,906
- I wanna know how many bedrooms
there are in this house.
834
00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:55,520
- I don't wanna go up there all by myself.
835
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,987
- Come on, get going.
836
00:47:57,987 --> 00:47:59,288
Well?
837
00:47:59,288 --> 00:48:02,371
- I didn't wanna come in here anyway.
838
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,970
I don't know why I have to
go up here by myself anyway.
839
00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:11,553
This place gives me the creeps.
840
00:48:13,409 --> 00:48:15,889
(moaning)
(growling)
841
00:48:15,889 --> 00:48:17,338
- [June] Oh my god.
842
00:48:17,338 --> 00:48:19,588
Oh, I can't stand any more.
843
00:48:21,483 --> 00:48:22,316
Oh, oh.
844
00:48:26,454 --> 00:48:30,848
- I think June East and
a lion are making it.
845
00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:33,015
(gasping)
846
00:48:34,729 --> 00:48:37,759
- All right, who's down there?
847
00:48:37,759 --> 00:48:40,005
- It's us, Miss East.
848
00:48:40,005 --> 00:48:42,088
- And who the hell is us?
849
00:48:43,255 --> 00:48:45,465
- We're the girls that
helped you get your car back
850
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:46,548
from Big Dick
851
00:48:49,089 --> 00:48:50,256
- Oh, that us.
852
00:48:52,177 --> 00:48:54,501
I'll be right down.
853
00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:58,409
Ya'll scared my little kitty to death.
854
00:48:58,409 --> 00:49:01,076
(sensual music)
855
00:49:02,077 --> 00:49:04,327
(laughing)
856
00:49:05,981 --> 00:49:08,607
- This sure is a marvelous
old house you have here,
857
00:49:08,607 --> 00:49:09,687
Miss East.
858
00:49:09,687 --> 00:49:11,673
- Yes, now cut that Miss East
859
00:49:11,673 --> 00:49:13,090
and call me June.
860
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:17,159
That Miss crap makes me feel ancient.
861
00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:22,612
Say, baby, get me some
more champagne, will you?
862
00:49:22,612 --> 00:49:23,933
- Sure, June.
863
00:49:23,933 --> 00:49:26,286
How many rooms do you have in this house?
864
00:49:26,286 --> 00:49:28,036
- Hell, I don't know.
865
00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:32,061
- And you live here all alone.
866
00:49:32,061 --> 00:49:33,927
- Just me and the memories
867
00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:35,177
of all my boys.
868
00:49:38,988 --> 00:49:42,746
- Did you ever think of coaching
aspiring, young actresses,
869
00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:44,363
like ourselves?
870
00:49:44,363 --> 00:49:48,446
- No, but I've coached a
few young men in my day.
871
00:49:51,326 --> 00:49:52,236
Thanks, honey.
872
00:49:52,236 --> 00:49:56,753
I'd offer you some, but the
stuff is too goddamn expensive
873
00:49:56,753 --> 00:49:57,836
to piss away.
874
00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:03,101
Now, what the hell are
you all doing here anyway?
875
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,930
- Yeah, what the hell are we doing here?
876
00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:08,450
- Frankly, June, it would
be an asset to you and us
877
00:50:08,450 --> 00:50:10,465
if you would coach us in acting.
878
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:13,087
Our parents would be willing
to fork out good money
879
00:50:13,087 --> 00:50:16,587
for us to be coached by such a great star.
880
00:50:20,452 --> 00:50:22,785
- Oh, I love champagne best.
881
00:50:25,997 --> 00:50:27,664
Acting classes, huh?
882
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:32,236
Tell me, honey, are there
gonna be any young boys
883
00:50:32,236 --> 00:50:34,563
that need instruction?
884
00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:36,978
- Oh, yes, lots and lots of boys.
885
00:50:36,978 --> 00:50:38,666
- Lots and lots of boys.
886
00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:40,916
- I mean any real big boys?
887
00:50:42,855 --> 00:50:43,938
- Oh, plenty.
888
00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:46,528
- Oh, plenty.
889
00:50:46,528 --> 00:50:48,350
- Big, really big.
890
00:50:48,350 --> 00:50:50,350
- Big really big.
891
00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:51,647
- What have you got here,
892
00:50:51,647 --> 00:50:54,865
some kind of goddamn parrot in drag?
893
00:50:54,865 --> 00:50:59,032
Anyways, sweetheart, I don't
feel like coaching just yet.
894
00:51:00,317 --> 00:51:02,234
- Well, maybe this big.
895
00:51:03,921 --> 00:51:05,506
- You've got a deal.
896
00:51:05,506 --> 00:51:07,762
- [Group] All right.
897
00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:10,036
- On one condition.
898
00:51:10,036 --> 00:51:11,115
- Oh, here it comes.
899
00:51:11,115 --> 00:51:13,079
- The boys get their
900
00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:14,246
lessons first.
901
00:51:17,016 --> 00:51:18,806
- [Group] Right on.
902
00:51:18,806 --> 00:51:19,646
(upbeat funky music)
903
00:51:19,646 --> 00:51:20,479
♪ Take off the top ♪
904
00:51:20,479 --> 00:51:23,671
♪ The sky's above ♪
905
00:51:23,671 --> 00:51:25,706
♪ Riding down the white line ♪
906
00:51:25,706 --> 00:51:28,456
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
907
00:51:29,432 --> 00:51:31,056
♪ Can't stop now ♪
908
00:51:31,056 --> 00:51:34,056
♪ No, gotta be cool ♪
909
00:51:35,266 --> 00:51:36,761
♪ Teacher and your mother ♪
910
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:40,939
♪ Want you back in school ♪
911
00:51:40,939 --> 00:51:43,960
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
912
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,127
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
913
00:51:51,422 --> 00:51:52,795
♪ Ride to the beach ♪
914
00:51:52,795 --> 00:51:55,712
♪ Ride to the park ♪
915
00:51:56,815 --> 00:52:00,982
♪ Won't you ride with me
baby till way after dark ♪
916
00:52:02,438 --> 00:52:04,093
♪ Fill up the tank ♪
917
00:52:04,093 --> 00:52:07,426
♪ And pick up the girls ♪
918
00:52:08,509 --> 00:52:12,676
♪ Pick 'em all up and
let's go for a whirl ♪
919
00:52:13,989 --> 00:52:16,694
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
920
00:52:16,694 --> 00:52:19,761
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
921
00:52:19,761 --> 00:52:23,928
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
922
00:52:27,714 --> 00:52:28,797
♪ Take off the top ♪
923
00:52:28,797 --> 00:52:32,421
♪ The sky's above ♪
924
00:52:32,421 --> 00:52:34,215
♪ Ridin' down the white line ♪
925
00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:36,965
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
926
00:52:37,996 --> 00:52:39,485
♪ Can't stop now ♪
927
00:52:39,485 --> 00:52:42,485
♪ No, gotta be cool ♪
928
00:52:44,116 --> 00:52:48,566
♪ Teacher and your mother
want you back in school ♪
929
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:49,814
♪ Tell 'em ♪
930
00:52:49,814 --> 00:52:52,661
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
931
00:52:52,661 --> 00:52:55,280
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
932
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,535
♪ Riding in my running red,
riding in my running red ♪
933
00:52:58,535 --> 00:53:02,535
♪ Riding in my running red road ♪
934
00:53:03,374 --> 00:53:08,051
♪ Let's go riding the rest of the day ♪
935
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:12,218
♪ I would ride with you
forever if I had my way ♪
936
00:53:13,853 --> 00:53:15,339
♪ Take off the top ♪
937
00:53:15,339 --> 00:53:18,172
♪ The sky's above ♪
938
00:53:19,091 --> 00:53:21,405
♪ Ha, we'll go riding
down the white line ♪
939
00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:24,155
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
940
00:53:27,381 --> 00:53:28,705
- [Cop] But, captain, I'm telling you.
941
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:31,194
I was standing, holding
my billy club when--
942
00:53:31,194 --> 00:53:34,027
hey, I think that's them up ahead.
943
00:53:35,575 --> 00:53:36,662
I'm outta gas.
944
00:53:36,662 --> 00:53:38,413
Would you believe?
945
00:53:38,413 --> 00:53:40,073
- [Captain On Radio] You're
damn right we believe.
946
00:53:40,073 --> 00:53:42,240
Boy, your ass is mine now.
947
00:53:44,698 --> 00:53:45,939
♪ Ride to the beach ♪
948
00:53:45,939 --> 00:53:48,856
♪ Ride to the park ♪
949
00:53:49,987 --> 00:53:54,154
♪ Won't you ride with me
baby till way after dark ♪
950
00:53:55,735 --> 00:53:57,434
♪ Fill up the tank ♪
951
00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:01,265
♪ Pick up the girls ♪
952
00:54:01,265 --> 00:54:05,432
♪ We'll pick 'em all
up and go for a whirl ♪
953
00:54:06,921 --> 00:54:11,024
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
954
00:54:11,024 --> 00:54:13,027
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
955
00:54:13,027 --> 00:54:15,906
♪ Riding in my running red,
riding in my running red ♪
956
00:54:15,906 --> 00:54:19,924
♪ Riding in my running red road ♪
957
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,220
- [Fenzie] Ah, Candy, baby,
the Fenz is dragging tonight
958
00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,305
on 101.
959
00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:24,836
- [Candy] You're on, Fenz.
960
00:54:24,836 --> 00:54:26,244
- [Bebe] Hey, don't forget the beer.
961
00:54:26,244 --> 00:54:27,817
- [Mike] Don't you forget the pill.
962
00:54:27,817 --> 00:54:29,316
- [Sam] Come on, Monica, move your ass.
963
00:54:29,316 --> 00:54:31,303
- [Monica] Is your mind always on balling?
964
00:54:31,303 --> 00:54:32,902
- [Jan] Buzz, don't forget the tent.
965
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,636
- [Buzz] That's like forgetting my head.
966
00:54:34,636 --> 00:54:37,465
- [Fenzie] Come on already, let's make it.
967
00:54:37,465 --> 00:54:41,215
(all screaming and laughing)
968
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,617
- Watch out, watch out.
969
00:54:53,617 --> 00:54:55,789
- I got watermelon, you guys.
970
00:54:55,789 --> 00:54:59,539
(all screaming and laughing)
971
00:55:05,107 --> 00:55:06,248
- Get the blanket.
972
00:55:06,248 --> 00:55:07,831
- Who's got a beer?
973
00:55:10,251 --> 00:55:11,999
- Get it right, get it right.
974
00:55:11,999 --> 00:55:15,416
(laughing and screaming)
975
00:55:18,397 --> 00:55:20,266
- Watermelon.
976
00:55:20,266 --> 00:55:23,516
- Who wants to help me put up the tent?
977
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,827
- Hey, who wants to
help me put up the tent?
978
00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:32,311
- Hey, man, it's about time
we got to the beach here, man.
979
00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:33,145
- Yeah, really.
980
00:55:33,145 --> 00:55:34,304
Hey, you got any more food in there?
981
00:55:34,304 --> 00:55:35,278
- Is that all you--
982
00:55:35,278 --> 00:55:36,111
Man.
983
00:55:36,111 --> 00:55:36,944
- I'm hungry.
984
00:55:36,944 --> 00:55:38,501
- That's all that guy does, is eat.
985
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:39,616
- Hey, here's a pickle.
986
00:55:39,616 --> 00:55:40,449
Pickle.
987
00:55:43,172 --> 00:55:45,163
- What, dummy?
988
00:55:45,163 --> 00:55:48,246
(upbeat funky music)
989
00:56:24,309 --> 00:56:27,142
(heavy breathing)
990
00:56:31,696 --> 00:56:34,114
- Hey, Candy, tell me the truth.
991
00:56:34,114 --> 00:56:38,048
Do you see any enlargement in my muscle?
992
00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:40,636
- Yeah, I think it's getting smaller.
993
00:56:40,636 --> 00:56:42,836
- He's talking about his biceps.
994
00:56:42,836 --> 00:56:44,035
- Oh.
995
00:56:44,035 --> 00:56:45,901
- Aw, lay off me.
996
00:56:45,901 --> 00:56:46,818
- Hey, man.
997
00:56:48,163 --> 00:56:50,749
I'm getting horny already.
998
00:56:50,749 --> 00:56:52,585
Come on, Jan.
999
00:56:52,585 --> 00:56:53,592
Let's get in the tent.
1000
00:56:53,592 --> 00:56:54,810
- Will you hold your goodies?
1001
00:56:54,810 --> 00:56:56,264
We just got here.
1002
00:56:56,264 --> 00:56:57,754
- Hey,
1003
00:56:57,754 --> 00:56:59,754
Fenzie hold his goodies?
1004
00:57:01,697 --> 00:57:04,445
- [Group] Fenzie hold his
goodie, Fenzie hold his goodies.
1005
00:57:04,445 --> 00:57:05,528
Yay, goodies.
1006
00:57:09,287 --> 00:57:11,454
- Fenzie hold his goodies?
1007
00:57:13,397 --> 00:57:14,651
- All right already.
1008
00:57:14,651 --> 00:57:15,566
Don't hold 'em.
1009
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:16,843
I will.
1010
00:57:16,843 --> 00:57:17,843
- Hey, easy.
1011
00:57:19,612 --> 00:57:20,779
It's the Fenz.
1012
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,463
- Man, this is good grass.
1013
00:57:24,463 --> 00:57:25,772
Who got it?
1014
00:57:25,772 --> 00:57:27,306
- I got it.
1015
00:57:27,306 --> 00:57:28,851
- Hey, cool it, will you, Mike.
1016
00:57:28,851 --> 00:57:31,101
I'd like to get high first.
1017
00:57:38,614 --> 00:57:39,614
- Watch out.
1018
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,389
Hey, man don't wet the grass.
1019
00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:46,592
- Change the station, Candy.
1020
00:57:46,592 --> 00:57:48,299
That creep's too straight.
1021
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:49,952
- Save any of that roach for us?
1022
00:57:49,952 --> 00:57:51,477
- Come on, Monica, let's get in the tent.
1023
00:57:51,477 --> 00:57:53,480
- Do you mind if I catch my breath first?
1024
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,818
- Since when does breath
have anything to do with it?
1025
00:57:56,818 --> 00:57:57,689
- Aw, come on, Bebe.
1026
00:57:57,689 --> 00:58:00,272
Let's be the first in the tent.
1027
00:58:03,214 --> 00:58:04,420
- Ow.
1028
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:07,003
- Hey, Fenz needs another beer.
1029
00:58:08,409 --> 00:58:10,992
- Boy, this is real good stuff.
1030
00:58:12,617 --> 00:58:14,781
- Aw, come on, Bebe, let's
be first in the tent,
1031
00:58:14,781 --> 00:58:15,614
okay, huh?
1032
00:58:16,685 --> 00:58:17,935
- Hey, cool it.
1033
00:58:19,575 --> 00:58:20,944
Cool it.
1034
00:58:20,944 --> 00:58:23,440
The Fenz said he needs another beer.
1035
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,739
- Oh, yeah.
1036
00:58:24,739 --> 00:58:25,656
Here, Fenz.
1037
00:58:26,838 --> 00:58:29,079
Hey, how come you need
this breath all at once?
1038
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:31,066
- 'Cause you're getting
bigger, that's why.
1039
00:58:31,066 --> 00:58:32,118
- How do you know?
1040
00:58:32,118 --> 00:58:34,483
- Because he was sticking it up my nose
1041
00:58:34,483 --> 00:58:36,465
in that goddamn van.
1042
00:58:36,465 --> 00:58:37,965
That's how I know.
1043
00:58:39,822 --> 00:58:41,065
- It's sore as hell, man.
1044
00:58:41,065 --> 00:58:43,017
We've gotta get better digs.
1045
00:58:43,017 --> 00:58:46,350
- Yeah, but until then, we got our tent.
1046
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:48,956
Come on, Candy.
1047
00:58:48,956 --> 00:58:50,539
Let's go get it on.
1048
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:53,628
- Aw, go bury it in the sand.
1049
00:58:53,628 --> 00:58:55,583
I need some more sun.
1050
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:59,203
- The Fenz is beginning to
detect something going on here.
1051
00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:01,003
- Nothing's going on here.
1052
00:59:01,003 --> 00:59:03,133
- That's what I'm beginning to detect.
1053
00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:04,246
Hey, man.
1054
00:59:04,246 --> 00:59:07,029
What's with this Fenzie
holding his goodies.
1055
00:59:07,029 --> 00:59:08,971
- Yeah, and what the hell's
with this breath crap?
1056
00:59:08,971 --> 00:59:10,624
- Yeah, and what's with
this getting high first?
1057
00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:13,748
- Yeah, and what's with
this stick it in the sand?
1058
00:59:13,748 --> 00:59:14,665
- Hey, hey.
1059
00:59:17,631 --> 00:59:19,063
Hey.
1060
00:59:19,063 --> 00:59:21,555
I smell something rotten in Denmark.
1061
00:59:21,555 --> 00:59:22,388
- Denmark?
1062
00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:26,585
What's Denmark got to do with this, Fenz?
1063
00:59:26,585 --> 00:59:28,330
- Ain't you got no class?
1064
00:59:28,330 --> 00:59:30,624
Didn't you ever hear of Willy boy?
1065
00:59:30,624 --> 00:59:32,201
- Willy boy?
1066
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,469
Who the hell is Willy boy?
1067
00:59:34,469 --> 00:59:37,395
- He means William Shakespeare.
1068
00:59:37,395 --> 00:59:39,067
- All right.
1069
00:59:39,067 --> 00:59:41,900
You're gonna get yours goody-girl.
1070
00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,729
I wanna know one thing.
1071
00:59:44,729 --> 00:59:45,893
- What's that, Fenz?
1072
00:59:45,893 --> 00:59:49,104
- What's this pup tent doing empty?
1073
00:59:49,104 --> 00:59:50,021
- Oh, that.
1074
00:59:50,866 --> 00:59:53,313
He wants to know what
the tent's doing empty.
1075
00:59:53,313 --> 00:59:54,440
Come on girls.
1076
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,023
It's swimming time.
1077
01:00:02,316 --> 01:00:05,149
- You know the Fenz does not bake.
1078
01:00:06,181 --> 01:00:08,724
- Maybe you don't, Fenzie,
1079
01:00:08,724 --> 01:00:10,724
but sometimes I have to.
1080
01:00:14,606 --> 01:00:17,134
- Well, I'm with Fenzie.
1081
01:00:17,134 --> 01:00:19,548
Something is screwy.
1082
01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:22,673
- Well, what the hell
are we gonna do, man?
1083
01:00:22,673 --> 01:00:25,033
- We're gonna get their ass.
1084
01:00:25,033 --> 01:00:26,188
Come on.
1085
01:00:26,188 --> 01:00:27,021
- Yeah.
1086
01:00:31,048 --> 01:00:34,298
(upbeat comical music)
1087
01:00:55,506 --> 01:00:56,459
(laughing and screaming)
1088
01:00:56,459 --> 01:00:59,542
(upbeat funky music)
1089
01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,639
♪ I was laying on the beach
about a quarter to three ♪
1090
01:01:02,639 --> 01:01:05,431
♪ I wasn't doing much,
I was just being me ♪
1091
01:01:05,431 --> 01:01:08,766
♪ I never gave any false
gainful employment ♪
1092
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:11,615
♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
1093
01:01:11,615 --> 01:01:13,191
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1094
01:01:13,191 --> 01:01:17,124
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1095
01:01:17,124 --> 01:01:18,715
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1096
01:01:18,715 --> 01:01:20,126
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1097
01:01:20,126 --> 01:01:23,106
♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1098
01:01:23,106 --> 01:01:24,975
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1099
01:01:24,975 --> 01:01:28,747
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1100
01:01:28,747 --> 01:01:31,904
♪ I'm laying on the sand
with chick on each side ♪
1101
01:01:31,904 --> 01:01:34,564
♪ Girls on the sand wanna go for a ride ♪
1102
01:01:34,564 --> 01:01:37,851
♪ Don't know how I got
myself in this situation ♪
1103
01:01:37,851 --> 01:01:40,871
♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪
1104
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:43,793
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1105
01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:46,405
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1106
01:01:46,405 --> 01:01:49,440
♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
1107
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,325
♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
1108
01:01:52,325 --> 01:01:53,789
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1109
01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:57,706
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1110
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:01,374
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1111
01:02:01,374 --> 01:02:02,656
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1112
01:02:02,656 --> 01:02:05,185
♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1113
01:02:05,185 --> 01:02:07,039
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1114
01:02:07,039 --> 01:02:10,872
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1115
01:02:13,913 --> 01:02:16,746
(tires squealing)
1116
01:02:43,312 --> 01:02:45,812
(air hissing)
1117
01:02:48,272 --> 01:02:51,311
(laughing and screaming)
1118
01:02:51,311 --> 01:02:53,045
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1119
01:02:53,045 --> 01:02:56,435
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1120
01:02:56,435 --> 01:02:59,697
♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
1121
01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:03,297
♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
1122
01:03:03,297 --> 01:03:05,797
(air hissing)
1123
01:03:08,782 --> 01:03:10,243
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1124
01:03:10,243 --> 01:03:12,112
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1125
01:03:12,112 --> 01:03:14,575
♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1126
01:03:14,575 --> 01:03:16,191
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1127
01:03:16,191 --> 01:03:18,986
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1128
01:03:18,986 --> 01:03:22,040
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1129
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,040
♪ Down on the beach ♪
1130
01:03:26,346 --> 01:03:29,429
(upbeat funky music)
1131
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,563
(upbeat funky music)
1132
01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:27,798
- Fenzie, we gotta do
something or I'm gonna explode.
1133
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:33,488
- Okay okay, I guess
it's time to get with it.
1134
01:04:33,488 --> 01:04:35,061
- There's no rush.
1135
01:04:35,061 --> 01:04:36,311
Take your time.
1136
01:04:37,547 --> 01:04:39,880
- Well, we've got a problem.
1137
01:04:41,504 --> 01:04:43,047
- Oh, well shit.
1138
01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,297
Join the crowd.
1139
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:48,924
- You all know the hangups we get into
1140
01:04:48,924 --> 01:04:51,996
when we try and get a little privacy.
1141
01:04:51,996 --> 01:04:53,534
- I don't get it.
1142
01:04:53,534 --> 01:04:54,988
- Oh, for Christ sake, Mike.
1143
01:04:54,988 --> 01:04:58,420
Do you wanna ball the rest of
your life in a rumble seat?
1144
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,287
- You got somewhere better?
1145
01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:01,504
- Will you cool it, Mike,
1146
01:05:01,504 --> 01:05:04,075
so we can find out what this is all about?
1147
01:05:04,075 --> 01:05:08,242
- Well, we've got a house
with 10 private bedrooms.
1148
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:11,522
- 10 private bedrooms?
1149
01:05:11,522 --> 01:05:13,016
- I only need one.
1150
01:05:13,016 --> 01:05:14,852
(laughing)
1151
01:05:14,852 --> 01:05:16,284
- Hey, Mike, stick your head in the sand
1152
01:05:16,284 --> 01:05:18,393
for about a half an hour, huh?
1153
01:05:18,393 --> 01:05:22,028
The Fenz is trying to get educated.
1154
01:05:22,028 --> 01:05:24,030
- Well, then keep your big mouth shut
1155
01:05:24,030 --> 01:05:26,247
and let Jan explain.
1156
01:05:26,247 --> 01:05:29,333
- The Fenz, keep his big mouth shut?
1157
01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:31,139
The Fenz keep his big--
1158
01:05:31,139 --> 01:05:33,176
- You wanna hear or don't ya?
1159
01:05:33,176 --> 01:05:34,357
- We wanna hear.
1160
01:05:34,357 --> 01:05:36,142
We wanna hear.
1161
01:05:36,142 --> 01:05:38,114
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
1162
01:05:38,114 --> 01:05:41,120
- There's this old movie
star that has this big house
1163
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,357
up in the hills, real private-like.
1164
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,440
- Ooh, I like it already.
1165
01:05:48,639 --> 01:05:50,587
- We talked her into giving
all of us acting lessons
1166
01:05:50,587 --> 01:05:51,670
at her house.
1167
01:05:53,035 --> 01:05:55,163
Are you guys interested or not?
1168
01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,990
- Yeah, come on tell us.
1169
01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:58,181
- Yeah.
1170
01:05:58,181 --> 01:05:59,623
- Hey, shit, that's great.
1171
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,909
You guys take the lessons
1172
01:06:00,909 --> 01:06:02,656
and Monica and me,
we'll be in the bedrooms
1173
01:06:02,656 --> 01:06:04,245
rehearsing, okay?
1174
01:06:04,245 --> 01:06:05,325
- Sam, if you don't cool it,
1175
01:06:05,325 --> 01:06:06,666
the only rehearsing you're gonna do
1176
01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:08,355
is the flick of your bick.
1177
01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:10,649
- Are you guys interested or not?
1178
01:06:10,649 --> 01:06:11,899
- [Group] Yeah.
1179
01:06:13,359 --> 01:06:17,005
- Hey, can't we hold this
conversation with Candy and me
1180
01:06:17,005 --> 01:06:18,781
in the tent?
1181
01:06:18,781 --> 01:06:19,977
- Aw, man.
1182
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:20,933
- Oh well, Jan.
1183
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:23,772
The only way to keep him
quiet is to bury his face.
1184
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:25,551
Come on, Buzzy, honey.
1185
01:06:25,551 --> 01:06:26,801
- [Group] Ahhh.
1186
01:06:29,478 --> 01:06:31,940
- You sure he'll still go along?
1187
01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:34,523
- No, go along-y, no get Candy.
1188
01:06:35,934 --> 01:06:39,056
- [Mike] Oh, I like it already.
1189
01:06:39,056 --> 01:06:40,014
- Along?
1190
01:06:40,014 --> 01:06:41,304
Along?
1191
01:06:41,304 --> 01:06:42,558
What' this along?
1192
01:06:42,558 --> 01:06:45,797
- Well, there's just one little hitch.
1193
01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:46,871
- You see, Fenz.
1194
01:06:46,871 --> 01:06:47,737
I told you.
1195
01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:49,076
Always a hitch.
1196
01:06:49,076 --> 01:06:49,909
- I knew it, man.
1197
01:06:49,909 --> 01:06:51,529
It's just a lot of bullshit.
1198
01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:53,373
- Oh, Sam, sometimes I
just wanna sit on your face
1199
01:06:53,373 --> 01:06:54,229
and suffocate you.
1200
01:06:54,229 --> 01:06:56,357
- I'm ready, I'm ready.
1201
01:06:56,357 --> 01:06:58,019
- Can Jan continue?
1202
01:06:58,019 --> 01:06:59,769
Give me another beer.
1203
01:07:02,758 --> 01:07:06,561
- Well, she's just a little boy-crazy.
1204
01:07:06,561 --> 01:07:09,759
- Like just how much is a little?
1205
01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:11,176
- Well, you know.
1206
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,046
- No, I don't know.
1207
01:07:15,047 --> 01:07:17,065
- Like screwing-crazy.
1208
01:07:17,065 --> 01:07:18,700
- What the hell's wrong with that?
1209
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:22,117
- Well, she's a little older than we are.
1210
01:07:24,222 --> 01:07:25,757
- Who is this chick anyway?
1211
01:07:25,757 --> 01:07:27,413
- June East.
1212
01:07:27,413 --> 01:07:28,850
- June East?
1213
01:07:28,850 --> 01:07:31,136
Who the hell is June East?
1214
01:07:31,136 --> 01:07:33,053
- June East, June East.
1215
01:07:35,570 --> 01:07:38,447
Hey, she's that silent movie star.
1216
01:07:38,447 --> 01:07:40,001
- Silent movies?
1217
01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:41,495
She must be 100.
1218
01:07:41,495 --> 01:07:43,030
I can't agree to that.
1219
01:07:43,030 --> 01:07:45,113
- Well, why the hell not?
1220
01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:47,470
- My bullets are special
1221
01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:51,288
and I'm very particular
who I shoot them with.
1222
01:07:51,288 --> 01:07:54,326
- Gee, Fenzie, do you really shoot people?
1223
01:07:54,326 --> 01:07:56,675
- Bebe, sit on your brains for a minute.
1224
01:07:56,675 --> 01:07:59,453
This rumble seat, van, pup tent garbage
1225
01:07:59,453 --> 01:08:01,405
has got to cease.
1226
01:08:01,405 --> 01:08:04,924
- Your bullets can rust for all I care.
1227
01:08:04,924 --> 01:08:07,660
- Yeah, but what about our pride?
1228
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:11,436
- Yeah, it would be like
doing it with you grandmother.
1229
01:08:11,436 --> 01:08:14,406
- There is no way this can be done.
1230
01:08:14,406 --> 01:08:16,073
The Fenz has spoken.
1231
01:08:17,246 --> 01:08:18,668
Everyone in the tent.
1232
01:08:18,668 --> 01:08:20,555
(yelling)
1233
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,388
(upbeat funky music)
1234
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,221
Watch out, watch out.
1235
01:08:22,221 --> 01:08:23,054
Come on.
1236
01:08:23,054 --> 01:08:24,309
- I don't wanna be last.
1237
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:27,726
(screaming and laughing)
1238
01:08:42,293 --> 01:08:45,293
- [Fenz] Oh my god, somebody's foot.
1239
01:08:46,855 --> 01:08:50,272
(screaming and laughing)
1240
01:09:44,294 --> 01:09:47,461
(comical piano music)
1241
01:09:53,518 --> 01:09:55,219
(sensual music)
1242
01:09:55,219 --> 01:09:56,969
- So, this is Fenzie.
1243
01:10:00,511 --> 01:10:03,344
Oh, I head such stories about you.
1244
01:10:07,634 --> 01:10:10,281
- Hey, the Fenz has heard
a few about you too,
1245
01:10:10,281 --> 01:10:11,822
Juney baby and--
1246
01:10:11,822 --> 01:10:14,401
- Uh, the boys are all in
accord with your desires,
1247
01:10:14,401 --> 01:10:15,234
Miss East.
1248
01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:21,698
- I thought we had this
Miss East crap settled.
1249
01:10:25,061 --> 01:10:26,392
- Oh, I'm sorry June.
1250
01:10:26,392 --> 01:10:28,383
It's just that your age.
1251
01:10:28,383 --> 01:10:29,586
- Age?
1252
01:10:29,586 --> 01:10:30,669
What age?
1253
01:10:30,669 --> 01:10:32,377
She's just a baby.
1254
01:10:32,377 --> 01:10:34,849
- Hey, who's muscles here?
1255
01:10:34,849 --> 01:10:36,182
- This is Rocky.
1256
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,790
He's got muscles that talk.
1257
01:10:41,290 --> 01:10:42,123
Oooh.
1258
01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:45,140
- Hmm, I wouldn't mind having his muscles
1259
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:46,833
say something to me.
1260
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:47,762
- Hey.
1261
01:10:47,762 --> 01:10:48,595
Cool it.
1262
01:10:50,635 --> 01:10:52,121
- Which muscle talks best?
1263
01:10:52,121 --> 01:10:56,038
- [June] The one I
personally exercise for him.
1264
01:10:59,014 --> 01:11:01,594
- [Bebe] Which one is that?
1265
01:11:01,594 --> 01:11:03,226
- Aw, geez, Bebe.
1266
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,780
Can't you see it's the one on his arm?
1267
01:11:05,780 --> 01:11:08,115
- Yeah, the arm between his legs.
1268
01:11:08,115 --> 01:11:10,116
- Ya'll look, but don't touch
1269
01:11:10,116 --> 01:11:11,798
unless I say so.
1270
01:11:11,798 --> 01:11:13,340
See?
1271
01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,863
- Oh, he's a little ticklish in spots,
1272
01:11:15,863 --> 01:11:19,613
so you have to be careful
where you grab him.
1273
01:11:21,552 --> 01:11:25,150
- I'd like to grab him by his short-hairs.
1274
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,178
- What's the matter with you chicks?
1275
01:11:27,178 --> 01:11:29,431
Ain't you never seen muscles before?
1276
01:11:29,431 --> 01:11:30,805
(laughing)
1277
01:11:30,805 --> 01:11:32,762
- Which one of you gonna
be the first volunteers
1278
01:11:32,762 --> 01:11:34,429
for my acting class?
1279
01:11:35,855 --> 01:11:37,348
- [Bebe] I will, I will.
1280
01:11:37,348 --> 01:11:38,761
- [Jan] Cram it, will you, Bebe?
1281
01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,344
The boys are first.
1282
01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:44,737
- What do you say, honey?
1283
01:11:44,737 --> 01:11:47,264
Like to learn to lick,
1284
01:11:47,264 --> 01:11:49,597
I mean like to learn to act?
1285
01:11:51,656 --> 01:11:53,182
- Is that all we're gonna do?
1286
01:11:53,182 --> 01:11:54,015
Act?
1287
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:58,098
- Hell no, we're going to
learn to live the part,
1288
01:11:59,409 --> 01:12:02,242
love the part, play with the part.
1289
01:12:05,681 --> 01:12:08,174
- Hey, this won't take long.
1290
01:12:08,174 --> 01:12:09,431
- Won't take long?
1291
01:12:09,431 --> 01:12:11,369
He's been up these almost an hour.
1292
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:13,670
- Man, I couldn't tell if
those screams were his or hers.
1293
01:12:13,670 --> 01:12:14,995
- Hey, look.
1294
01:12:14,995 --> 01:12:16,453
The door's opening.
1295
01:12:16,453 --> 01:12:19,379
(dramatic orchestral music)
1296
01:12:19,379 --> 01:12:20,650
(upbeat funky music)
1297
01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:21,483
- Hey.
1298
01:12:44,237 --> 01:12:46,552
- I think she creamed him.
1299
01:12:46,552 --> 01:12:48,469
- Oh, poor poor Fenzie.
1300
01:12:50,524 --> 01:12:52,191
- Wow, Fenz creamed.
1301
01:12:54,563 --> 01:12:56,354
(mumbling)
1302
01:12:56,354 --> 01:12:59,354
- What the hell is he talking about?
1303
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,705
- Hey, Fenz, your legs won't stop shaking.
1304
01:13:04,705 --> 01:13:07,288
- Man, what has this chick got?
1305
01:13:09,224 --> 01:13:10,224
- Fantastic.
1306
01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:13,057
- He looks dehydrated.
1307
01:13:13,057 --> 01:13:14,438
- I wanna talk to the guys.
1308
01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:16,657
- We can' hear you, Fenzie.
1309
01:13:16,657 --> 01:13:19,882
- I said I wanted talk to the guys alone.
1310
01:13:19,882 --> 01:13:21,049
Chicks, split.
1311
01:13:35,014 --> 01:13:38,681
(dramatic orchestral music)
1312
01:13:45,149 --> 01:13:47,872
(upbeat funky music)
1313
01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:49,539
- Three to one, huh?
1314
01:13:50,419 --> 01:13:54,586
Well, now the odds are getting
a little bit more even.
1315
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:06,208
(screaming and howling)
1316
01:14:11,144 --> 01:14:13,192
- I don't believe it.
1317
01:14:13,192 --> 01:14:15,415
The one weekend my folks are out of town,
1318
01:14:15,415 --> 01:14:17,402
we've got the whole
damn house to ourselves.
1319
01:14:17,402 --> 01:14:18,863
- Including the bedroom.
1320
01:14:18,863 --> 01:14:20,613
- Including the bedroom.
1321
01:14:20,613 --> 01:14:24,632
And we've got four limp worn out Johns.
1322
01:14:24,632 --> 01:14:27,263
- Mike told me her tongue
was like a Roto-Rooter job.
1323
01:14:27,263 --> 01:14:28,305
- You're lucky.
1324
01:14:28,305 --> 01:14:30,499
All Buzz keeps doing is farting.
1325
01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,233
- Hell, Fenzie just keeps murmuring,
1326
01:14:32,233 --> 01:14:35,377
"No more beets, no more beets."
1327
01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:36,334
- What are we gonna do?
1328
01:14:36,334 --> 01:14:38,107
Any more of this and I'll be
ready to take on one of you.
1329
01:14:38,107 --> 01:14:40,845
- A few more days of this
bullshit and you got a partner.
1330
01:14:40,845 --> 01:14:43,794
- Days, hell, I can't wait much longer.
1331
01:14:43,794 --> 01:14:45,994
- Already beginning to
feel like a leftover,
1332
01:14:45,994 --> 01:14:48,745
since this June chick came into their act.
1333
01:14:48,745 --> 01:14:51,708
- Come on, let's see if
we can rouse these jerks.
1334
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:53,777
- [Group] Yeah.
1335
01:14:53,777 --> 01:14:54,988
- Hey.
1336
01:14:54,988 --> 01:14:56,321
- Come on, baby.
1337
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:01,956
- But, Fenzie.
1338
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:05,200
You got your reputation to think about.
1339
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,450
- Aw, bullshit.
1340
01:15:09,135 --> 01:15:12,889
I got my goodies to think about, man.
1341
01:15:12,889 --> 01:15:15,556
- Buzzy likey kissy kissy kissy?
1342
01:15:18,004 --> 01:15:19,754
- Buzzy likey sleepy.
1343
01:15:20,836 --> 01:15:22,788
Sleepy sleepy.
1344
01:15:22,788 --> 01:15:24,452
- Mike, your mom called.
1345
01:15:24,452 --> 01:15:29,400
She thinks I have you on some
new kind of pot or something.
1346
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:33,567
- Bebe, I want you to will
my body to UCLA medical.
1347
01:15:52,121 --> 01:15:53,868
- Come on, Sammy, honey.
1348
01:15:53,868 --> 01:15:57,693
Just one more time for old Monica, huh?
1349
01:15:57,693 --> 01:15:59,526
- Is it my turn again?
1350
01:16:03,587 --> 01:16:07,210
No more swinging from
those rafters for me, man.
1351
01:16:07,210 --> 01:16:08,460
It's your turn.
1352
01:16:09,714 --> 01:16:12,207
(moaning)
1353
01:16:12,207 --> 01:16:13,122
- The hell with this.
1354
01:16:13,122 --> 01:16:14,763
Let's cool off.
1355
01:16:14,763 --> 01:16:17,846
(upbeat funky music)
1356
01:16:21,249 --> 01:16:24,666
(laughing and screaming)
1357
01:17:19,622 --> 01:17:22,289
(phone ringing)
1358
01:17:26,719 --> 01:17:28,170
- Maybe it's Charles Bronson.
1359
01:17:28,170 --> 01:17:29,703
- If it is, ask him if his tally-wacker
1360
01:17:29,703 --> 01:17:31,689
would like some poon-tang.
1361
01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:33,177
- Hello?
1362
01:17:33,177 --> 01:17:35,046
- Well, hello, hot-shot.
1363
01:17:35,046 --> 01:17:36,463
How are the boys?
1364
01:17:38,928 --> 01:17:39,871
- What boys?
1365
01:17:39,871 --> 01:17:42,550
We buried them this morning.
1366
01:17:42,550 --> 01:17:45,717
- Oh, my little darlings all worn out?
1367
01:17:48,220 --> 01:17:50,557
- Isn't it more like flaked out?
1368
01:17:50,557 --> 01:17:53,441
- Well, I was a little rough,
1369
01:17:53,441 --> 01:17:56,774
but then that's what young boys are for.
1370
01:17:59,410 --> 01:18:02,325
- Well, we all decided that we don't
1371
01:18:02,325 --> 01:18:04,903
want your acting lessons anymore.
1372
01:18:04,903 --> 01:18:08,903
- Well, baby, don't fret
your silly little head.
1373
01:18:09,956 --> 01:18:11,798
I just called to tell you
1374
01:18:11,798 --> 01:18:13,715
I don't need your boys.
1375
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,656
- You don't?
1376
01:18:17,656 --> 01:18:21,823
- Because I have found the
greatest lover of all time.
1377
01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:29,152
- [Group] The greatest lover of all time.
1378
01:18:31,936 --> 01:18:35,103
(comical piano music)
1379
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,906
(moaning)
1380
01:19:18,906 --> 01:19:21,579
- [June] Oh, I can't stand any more.
1381
01:19:21,579 --> 01:19:23,988
Oh, you've got to let me rest.
1382
01:19:23,988 --> 01:19:24,821
Oh.
1383
01:19:25,786 --> 01:19:28,036
(growling)
1384
01:19:31,746 --> 01:19:33,746
oh my god, what a thing.
1385
01:19:35,402 --> 01:19:36,569
- Whose thing?
1386
01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:39,823
- Why his thing, of course.
1387
01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:42,719
- Buongiorno, class.
1388
01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:45,186
Buongiorno.
1389
01:19:45,186 --> 01:19:46,061
- This.
1390
01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:46,894
- Is.
1391
01:19:46,894 --> 01:19:47,727
- The.
1392
01:19:47,727 --> 01:19:49,173
- End.
1393
01:19:49,173 --> 01:19:50,241
(upbeat funky music)
1394
01:19:50,241 --> 01:19:53,241
♪ That's how I feel ♪
1395
01:19:56,370 --> 01:19:57,580
♪ Bell rings ♪
1396
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,406
♪ My heart sings ♪
1397
01:19:59,406 --> 01:20:02,723
♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
1398
01:20:02,723 --> 01:20:05,925
♪ Going for a ride ♪
1399
01:20:05,925 --> 01:20:09,008
♪ I feel good inside ♪
1400
01:20:10,631 --> 01:20:13,631
♪ In Hollywood High ♪
1401
01:20:16,754 --> 01:20:20,161
♪ Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood High ♪
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