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[Tom]
A one, two, three, four.
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Whoo! Yeah! That's right.
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♪ Heading home to the country
To a place I've always been ♪
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♪ Goodbye, California
And all the things I've seen ♪
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♪ Goin' back to Canada
To live my American dream ♪
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♪ On a hundred acres
Where the grass is always green. ♪
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[harmonica music]
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Good girls.
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That's right. Thank you, Fanny.
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You're being really good.
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Wait, wait, wait. No, no-no. Nope, nope.
Nope, no-no, nope.
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[Fanny nickers]
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Yay! Thank you.
We're getting better and better.
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-Yes. Whoa.
-[nickers]
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That's a good girl.
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[sing-song]
Somebody wants to go for a ride.
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Who wants to go for a ride?
Fanny wants to go for a ride.
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I actually got Charlie at the beginning
of the pandemic, and I got a van.
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Charlie's named after the John Steinbeck
novel Travels with Charlie.
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When I got Charlie and I got the van,
my dad said,
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"Oh, like Travels with Charlie."
I said, "What's that?"
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He said, "John Steinbeck."
I said, "I don't read." He said, "I know."
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[laughs]
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I drove out into the desert
in the United States,
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and I spent the next year traveling around
with my video camera
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and my dog. And it was
an amazing experience.
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[birdsong]
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What's in here, Brandon?
What is this?
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Well, we got the replacement batteries
for your van.
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We got some cold temperature batteries
for you.
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Then, we got a barn system
to power the podcast.
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-It's gonna be cool.
-Super cool. Got some solar panels.
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We're gonna create
the first ever off-grid barn-cast.
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It looks cool, too.
To have the power in the barn.
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This could power a house,
basically, right?
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It could.
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But it's built to be
a full-generator replacement.
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And so, when you're recording audio,
you're doing your podcast,
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you can't have the noise of an engine
going in the background.
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So, to have that same amount of power
but completely silent and reliable,
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all in one, you know, easy,
ready-to-go package.
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Unbelievable.
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[country music]
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I'm gonna impale myself on this.
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A few too many beers, Tom,
things could go real bad, real quick.
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It's very dark here.
And the other night I was walking,
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and I walked into it and I, sort of,
my life flashed before my eyes.
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'Cause there's a lot of sharp metal spikes
on there.
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That, there is.
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What is it? Or what was it?
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Horse-drawn hay rake.
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Horse-drawn hay rake.
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Not 100% sure how it works,
but this part here,
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would be normally down on the ground
and then the horse would draw it along.
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And then they'd have a lever
that it would trip.
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This would flip up, allow the hay
to be dumped into a pile.
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Then they'd drop it down again
and continue dragging it along
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until the hay accumulated.
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You know what I'm realizing right now?
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It could be flipped down.
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If we just flipped it over,
and the spikes were all pointed down,
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then it wouldn't be dangerous anymore.
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'Cause I do like the way it looks here.
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It's nice to see a rusty piece of garbage
from the 1800s on the front lawn.
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It'd be nice to get tetanus
from something from the 1800s.
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Maybe we could just try to flip it over
and see if it works?
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And then if it doesn't,
we can go to Plan A
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and move it down
to the front of the driveway.
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All right. So, I'll lift it up
and we'll see what happens.
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Perfect, perfect. Okay.
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[tractor engine rumbles]
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Ooh. Wow.
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Yeah. That's very smart, chickens.
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Come stand under the sharp metal spikes
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that we're about to roll over
exactly where you're standing.
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-Should I pull it back?
-Yep.
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Did you eat your Wheaties
this morning, Tom?
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I thought we had a tractor, though.
Aren't we gonna use-- Oh, God!
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Okay, sure. Good. Okay.
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Okay.
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It kinda looks upside down, now.
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[laughs]
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It just doesn't have the same feng shui.
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I think I want to bring it down
to the end of the driveway.
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Very nice.
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[country music]
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Hey, Lauren. How are ya?
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Hey. Good, Tom. How are you?
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Good. Yeah, things are going good
with the chickens.
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-Thanks for coming.
-No problem.
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It's going great, we're having fun.
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They look happy.
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[Tom] I just wanted to let you know
that everything's going good.
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-Yeah, you haven't killed 'em yet.
-Exactly.
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They haven't killed you.
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-No. They're all alive.
-Okay. How are they laying?
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Every time I go in there,
there's 36 eggs in there.
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You must be eating a lot of egg then?
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-Yeah, my cholesterol's through the roof.
-[laughs] Yeah.
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Come check it out.
Look how many eggs are in there right now.
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Really? Oh, my God! There's
a lot of eggs in each one of those!
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See what I'm saying?
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Oh, yeah, there's something else
I want to show you guys, too.
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Remember how much Charlie wanted
to eat the chickens before?
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Yeah, she wouldn't stop barking at them.
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-She doesn't even...
-Doesn't even care anymore.
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Doesn't even care anymore.
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But do you guys want to come up
and do a quick podcast?
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Yeah. That'd be awesome.
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-Here we are. Lauren, thanks for coming.
-My pleasure.
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-From Willows Agriculture Services.
-That's us.
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-You actually brought the chickens.
-Yes.
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So, wait one second here.
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Are you surprised
that they're all alive still?
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I'm surprised you're alive.
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I thought they might take over.
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[Tom] It's been basically
completely seamless and perfect.
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I'm starting my pickled egg company
with my dad and my dog.
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Tom, Dick and Charlie's
Pickled Egg Company of Ontario.
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So, it's just great.
It's interesting because, uh, like...
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Ryan grew up here. And this barn
was built by his distant relatives,
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and settled this whole area.
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Ryan, did you ever think you'd see the day
where you would be sitting
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in the studio audience of a show
here, in this barn?
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Never did I think that would happen.
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-[Tom] This is amazing.
-I'm happy to be part of it, though.
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Thanks, Lauren, for being our guest here
on the first ever solar-powered barn-cast.
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So honored, thank you.
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Appreciate it.
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[coyotes howling]
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I have bad news.
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What?
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[sighs]
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What?
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Uh, it's not a joke.
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No. Okay, what?
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Um...
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The coyotes got the chickens.
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Oh, shit! All of the chickens?
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Five of them.
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[Mary Jane]
How did it do that?
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They swept in here in the middle
of the day and they got five chickens.
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They're dead, they're gone.
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-Oh.
-Oh, oh, dear.
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Loretta's the lone survivor.
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Aw. Holy shit, look at that. Yeah.
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[Tom]
They must've made a run for it and...
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Yeah.
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That's a tragedy.
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Didn't make it.
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Loretta, the lone survivor.
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It's a really shocking thing.
I was told this might happen.
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I didn't expect it to be all at once.
I thought maybe one.
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Looks like this is Patsy. Huh. Jesus.
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Shania... um... you can see the feathers
on the ground here.
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Like every farmer before me...
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You know, you want to go out and get
a rifle and shoot every coyote you see.
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But I don't think that's
what I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna...
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regroup. Uh, that's, I guess, nature.
The brutal reality of nature.
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So, don't... don't name your chickens.
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[sniffs]
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That's sad, Tom.
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I know.
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Aw, look at her. She's hugging you.
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[funky music]
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It's been a pretty good time,
hasn't it, Charlie?
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All the things we're getting done
around here.
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What are the fruit trees
that you've brought today?
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Nectarine trees.
Pear, plum and peach, as well.
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-I have a beaver in the pond right now.
-They're pretty aggressive.
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Cute on the surface but, you know,
killers underneath.
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Like Canadians, I guess.
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Yeah. Act polite but
we're really a bunch of assholes.
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Good morning, Fanny.
Whoa, that's a lot of manure.
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[grunting]
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[sniffs] I love the smell of manure
in the morning.
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Okay, Loretta. We're gonna keep you safe.
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The lone survivor.
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That's a cool little machine.
It's like a video game but with dirt.
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Well, I'll try one, you know?
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-Go up like that.
-Okay.
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I'd be digging holes every day
with this thing.
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Awesome.
Not in the Bahamas anymore, huh?
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Larry, this is my brother, Joe.
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Yeah, I know.
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How are you and Larry, Tom?
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I wanted to introduce Larry
to Fanny and Kia today.
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[Tom, as Larry] I'm not scared.
They're gonna be scared of me.
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They're not gonna be scared of you,
I don't think.
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Yeah, they will. I scare lots of... guys.
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I'm Larry. Can I ride you?
It's a lot of fun... whoa!
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I think Fanny likes you.
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Hi.
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We're planting trees today with Ontario...
Forest Ontario.
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[worker]
Forest Ontario, yeah. Norway Spruce.
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[Tom]
Norway Spruce, okay.
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-You've been here for an hour.
-Yep.
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And how many trees
have we planted already?
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About 150.
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-Notice how I said "we" there?
-[laughs]
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-Could I plant one?
-Sure.
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Put it a little bit deeper.
And we'll open it up again.
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You sound like my wife.
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[worker] So, we graft on the branches
of several different edible fruit trees.
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What's on the multi-fruit?
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We've got peach, nectarine, apricot
and two plums on this one.
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-All on one tree?
-Yeah.
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See, people probably aren't even
gonna believe it.
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-That is so cool!
-[woman] Yeah.
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Come on, Fanny.
Time to get your hooves trimmed. Come on.
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Good girl. Oh, yeah,
she's ready for a trim.
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[Tom] Nice. Oh, yeah.
Good girl, Fanny.
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-Cool, eh?
-Can I make soup with that?
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It's amazing.
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This is old hat for her.
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[Tom]
It's almost like she likes it, I think.
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So, she knows. It's like, "Oh, yay,
I'm getting my feet fixed up."
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You're like a ballerina.
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♪ Hey, Kia, how you doin' today? ♪
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♪ Hello, Fanny... ♪
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I don't think Fanny likes the music
as much as Kia.
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♪ Got swept away
Never seen you since ♪
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♪ Guess I lived my life
How I was supposed to do ♪
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♪ You know me
Back in the... ♪
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Tough crowd.
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[guitar music]
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-How're you doin'?
-Good. How are you?
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-Good to see you guys.
-Good to see you.
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Just follow me for a second.
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Uh... So, yeah, I'm not even like...
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[Ryan]
You've got a bit of a situation.
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[Tom]
Yeah, there's just Loretta left.
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[Ryan]
Country livin'.
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I was pretty upset about it.
I still am but I've come to terms with it.
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I don't like
to leave 'em in the coop all day.
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[Ryan] Free range, yeah.
It's part of being a farmer.
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-Yeah.
-You lose animals, from time to time.
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[Tom] Yeah, everybody told me
it was gonna happen,
239
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but then I was kinda thinking, well,
maybe I kinda had a good system here.
240
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And then, five at once. Bam!
241
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-[Ryan] Put Kia with 'em.
-[Tom] Yeah.
242
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[Ryan]
She'll protect 'em.
243
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,246
I literally almost went Full Metal Jacket
right into the woods last night
244
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with a high-powered flashlight
and a rifle.
245
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,085
Just like... [imitates gunfire] You know?
246
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:36,047
All Invasion USA, comin' out of the pond.
[imitates gunfire]
247
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Chuck Norris. [imitates gunfire]
Slow motion, coming out of the pond.
248
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I've gotten my cries out of me.
I did cry.
249
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Do farmers cry?
250
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,765
Not over chickens, for sure.
251
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,142
-No? Really?
-I don't think so.
252
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,312
God, so, I'm just like a... fuckin' pussy.
253
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[laughs]
254
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[country music]
255
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Wow!
256
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[chuckles] I've now turned it into fall.
257
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Jeez. It's amazing.
258
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,048
[Mary Jane]
Not bad, eh?
259
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[country music]
260
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[Tom]
Think we can get through it?
261
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Oh, yeah, we can get through this.
262
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:49,246
Well, there's a big painted turtle here,
on an ATV trail
263
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through the Canadian wilderness.
264
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This is a big painted turtle.
You can see all these markings.
265
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Bye-bye, buddy. Bye-bye.
266
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[geese honking]
267
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-Oh, it's right here.
-Oh, it's right there.
268
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It's not at the back at all.
269
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Before we start, I want you
to look at your hands.
270
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-Yeah.
-How many fingers do you have?
271
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,034
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I still have ten.
272
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,287
Ten? Let's make sure there's ten
when we're done.
273
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,206
Yeah, ten fingers, one chicken. Okay.
274
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-[Tom] Ready?
-[Ryan] Yep.
275
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[engine rumbling]
276
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All right, cool.
277
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,015
Well, look at that.
I didn't even know it did that.
278
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If they're too heavy for you to lift,
279
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-you can do that.
-Just roll 'em over like that.
280
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[engine rumbling]
281
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[cracks]
282
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,575
-[birds calling]
-[bugs chirping]
283
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:17,459
That's a whip-poor-will. Sounds like
whip-poor-will, whip-poor-will, right?
284
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,754
You hear them here
as I heard when I was a kid.
285
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,215
When I moved to this place,
it very much felt like home for me
286
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because I heard the whip-poor-wills.
287
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,969
[whip-poor-will calling]
288
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[Tom] Thanks so much.
You did a great job gardening here.
289
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[laughs] Thanks, Tom.
290
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,858
-You're awesome.
-Potatoes are growin' well.
291
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,195
You've planted all this stuff
and you've grown the garden up great.
292
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Everything's great. You're real gardeners.
Uh-oh. What's this?
293
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That's a potato!
294
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,660
-Those are good potatoes.
-Yeah.
295
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,204
-I like little potatoes. Look at that!
-Yeah, just...
296
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If you wait another month,
it'll be a big potato.
297
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Make french fries.
298
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-[Mary Jane] Yeppers.
-[Richard] Mm-hmm.
299
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-[Tom] You want me to do something?
-That'd be nice.
300
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[Tom] It's amazing.
You just put seeds in the ground...
301
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,174
-[Mary Jane] Oh, there's one.
-[Richard] Yep.
302
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,259
[Tom]
And then food comes out of the ground.
303
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,595
Wow, look at that. It's like a treasure.
304
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,430
-There we are there.
-[Mary Jane] Okay.
305
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,432
[Tom] That's one potato plant?
-[Richard] Yeah.
306
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,850
-[Mary] Yeah.
-[Tom] Wow.
307
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,436
How do you know about all this?
You're not farmers.
308
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,522
Actually, Tom, we know nothing about it.
309
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,817
This is all, you know... Well we've had
gardens when we were little.
310
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[Tom] You basically haven't done this
in 50 years.
311
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We have not.
312
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,571
-Whatever you did worked.
-Yeah, here.
313
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,865
-But you only got one potato.
-I know. Pull this up.
314
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,409
But there's a whole bunch of potatoes
over there.
315
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,493
[Mary]
Dig this, Tom.
316
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,953
But there's a whole bunch of potatoes
over there.
317
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,956
Yes, I know. Shush up and dig this up.
It's starting to rain.
318
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,749
-What? Okay.
-[laughs]
319
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Bugwacker.
This is not a paid endorsement.
320
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But it's good stuff.
321
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,889
Bugwacker.
If you feel like whacking some bugs,
322
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,308
get some Bugwacker today.
323
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,894
Ladies and gentlemen,
from Ontario, Canada,
324
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welcome Andrew Jackson,
ladies and gentlemen.
325
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,858
-Hey.
-[applause]
326
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,152
The reason I wanted to have you here
today, Andrew, is because
327
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we're in the loft, and you did
a lot of work here,
328
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,532
getting all the hay that was in this loft
out of this loft.
329
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,575
[Andrew]
I did, yeah.
330
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,909
How long did that take?
331
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,119
Three days, I think.
332
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,872
Basically, we made a studio up here.
333
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,873
It looks great.
334
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,542
How would you describe how much hay
came out of here?
335
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:27,213
If you could imagine a pile
that's probably... ten feet tall...
336
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,382
by 30 feet around.
337
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,342
How long have you lived
in the region here?
338
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:35,346
My family's been here
for three generations.
339
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,806
You moved away
to the west coast for a while?
340
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,975
Moved to the west coast. Was in the Navy.
341
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,185
What's your earliest memory?
342
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,729
Going to the store
and getting our ice cream.
343
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,189
That's one of my earliest memories, too.
344
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274
And that was something
you really looked forward to.
345
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,359
-Oh, yeah.
-Kids today don't eat ice cream.
346
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,861
They're just on TikTok.
347
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,238
-Ice cream floats, and that.
-[Tom] It's all gone.
348
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,490
Everything sucks.
349
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,532
Well, it's like the penny candies.
350
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,869
Big League Chew. Popeye Cigarettes?
Remember Fun Dip?
351
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,329
-Yep.
-Like a bag of sugar.
352
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,749
Pop Rocks, you put it in 7-Up, and then
you drink it and your stomach explodes.
353
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834
-Yep. Oh, yeah.
-Stretch Armstrong.
354
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628
Remember that?
You ever rip one in half?
355
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,755
-No.
-Ate the Dow Chemical,
356
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,965
-sort of, red gelatinous center.
-No.
357
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,383
No? Oh, yeah, we did that.
358
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,595
Remember the Hot Wheels thing
with the fuckin' loop-de-loop?
359
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,222
-Yeah.
-Holy shit, that was fun.
360
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,890
-You ever collect rocks?
-No.
361
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,849
No? Never collected 'em?
362
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,519
You never had a box of rocks
that you just kinda collected for years
363
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,772
and then you just threw it out
when you turned 18?
364
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,107
You ever take Tylenol PM,
crush it up, put it in bread,
365
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,235
and feed it to the seagulls
and watch 'em die in the air?
366
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,570
-No.
-I never did that. I just made that up.
367
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,863
[country music]
368
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,203
[Tom]
The pig's name is Eric.
369
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,957
Hello, Eric. How are ya?
Good to see ya.
370
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,334
-[snorting]
-Ohh.
371
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,502
-Hi, there.
-[woman] Two couples.
372
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,964
-Hi.
-[woman] Her mom is the blonde one.
373
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,174
Like a... like a Muppet.
374
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,217
[woman laughs]
Yeah, she's like a Muppet.
375
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,179
Yeah. What are you doing? So friendly.
376
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:02,100
[woman] She's super friendly.
Actually, I've never seen her like this.
377
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,601
Really?
378
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,103
[laughs]
379
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,355
[Tom]
People sometimes say that, like, to me...
380
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,774
-Animals react to you like that?
-[Tom] Yeah, yeah.
381
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,902
Either that or I just didn't shower
this morning. Maybe that's what it was.
382
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,279
[country music]
383
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,451
[Tom] How many bales do you figure
are out there now?
384
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,537
I can tell you exactly what's there.
385
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,205
[Tom]
You did? You actually counted as you go?
386
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,790
I've got a counter.
387
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,250
[Tom]
Oh, really. Okay.
388
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,502
[man]
You've got 453 right now.
389
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,963
Okay. So, you think you'll be up over 600
with the rest?
390
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,172
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah? Nice.
391
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,260
This is a whole new experience for me,
but it's exciting doing it now.
392
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:41,180
I'm actually kind of excited about loading
all the bales into the pickup truck,
393
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,390
and into the barn.
394
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,435
Once you get it all done, I'll come
and ask you how excited you are.
395
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,186
[both laugh]
396
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,063
Exactly, 680 bales later.
397
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,316
Well, you figure that'll be
a few days work, I guess, huh?
398
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,818
Oh, I don't think you're gettin' 'em
all in an afternoon.
399
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,820
No? [laughs]
400
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,782
So, Tom, we're gonna go one field.
But how we'll stack it,
401
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,576
-like, Sean'll stack it.
-Yeah.
402
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,078
'Cause he's worked with me
and so has Matt,
403
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,373
with my grandfather, all our lives.
So, they know what they're doin'.
404
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,375
-They'll stack five layers high.
-Yeah.
405
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,296
And then, we'll work the whole wagon down.
Come here, we'll unload it.
406
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,380
You ride with Eddie, okay?
407
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,174
I'm going up along the fence here
to get in there?
408
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,176
Yeah. I think if you
just go up along the fence,
409
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,178
and we'll go start in that pasture there.
410
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,513
We'll just work our way around that way,
and then,
411
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,016
-there's some stuff on this side, too.
-Okay.
412
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,439
It's the biggest Lego set
you'll ever play with, for me.
413
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,112
If they're wet, they can
spontaneously combust, right?
414
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,781
-It's bone dry.
-Oh, yeah?
415
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,950
Yeah. You don't have to worry
about a thing with these.
416
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,868
-Okay, great.
-Pile 'em right in.
417
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,162
They were a little damp
on the bottom yesterday,
418
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,998
so I went and flipped all 600 of them over
by myself.
419
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,209
-Actually, my friend Jason helped me.
-Crazy.
420
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,670
-Cheers, fellas.
-Cheers.
421
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,338
-Cheers.
-What's left?
422
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,840
I'm having a hard time estimating it now.
423
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,636
It's sort of like, 'cause I'm going
into anaphylactic shock.
424
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,554
[laughs]
425
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,307
[Tom]
♪ How is the summer ♪
426
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,602
♪ Already over ♪
427
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,065
♪ When it only just began... ♪
428
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,692
If it doesn't all fit in the barns...
429
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,404
Tarp it. Stack it up, tarp it,
and feed it first.
430
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,197
-Just right outside the barn.
-Yep.
431
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,950
[Tom] Ultimately, if I just have
the two animals, then...
432
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,828
every year, I'm gonna have
twice as much as I need.
433
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,162
Eventually, I'm not gonna have anywhere
to put it.
434
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,832
So, I need to get more animals
or sell the hay.
435
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,500
Yeah, get a couple cows.
436
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,252
Get a couple cows. That'd be cool.
437
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,212
♪ We were so in love ♪
438
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,047
We lost one.
439
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:43,344
♪ So, why did today come so fast? ♪
440
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:50,184
♪ Now, you're the only one
I'm thinkin' of ♪
441
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,062
Look how excited they are.
They know this is hay, right?
442
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,647
-Oh, yeah.
-Should I give 'em one?
443
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,815
Yeah!
444
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,403
Nice.
445
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,700
Holy crap. Well, that's probably
about a quarter of it, I'd say.
446
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:10,079
This is actually fun.
I mean, I'm tired, but I like it.
447
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,250
I haven't really worked this hard
in... ever.
448
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,209
[laughs]
449
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,588
♪ One more chance
Just give me one more chance ♪
450
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,756
[grunts] Heavy one.
451
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,466
♪ I promise you ♪
452
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,384
Ohh!
453
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,344
♪ I'll make it right... ♪
454
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,568
[audience cheering]
455
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,821
Welcome to the stage, Tom Green!
456
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,406
[audience cheering]
457
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,247
I think my mom wants me to have a kid.
I don't have any kids.
458
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,042
I might still have a kid. I think
I'm gonna wait until I'm 60 to have a kid.
459
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,086
[laughs]
460
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,047
Wait till I'm 60 to have kids.
That's what I want to do.
461
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,466
'Cause then, I'll just know the kids
when they're nice. Right?
462
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,177
[laughs]
463
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,888
I'll just know 'em
before they become assholes.
464
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,431
[laughs]
465
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,309
I'll see the first steps,
I'll hear the first words.
466
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,187
They'll go to school,
they'll go to college,
467
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,815
they'll ask for money for college
and then I'll die.
468
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,276
Perfect timing. Perfect timing.
469
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,612
[audience laughs]
470
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,572
People with kids always come up to me.
They say, "Tom,
471
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,783
you gotta have a kid.
Best thing I ever did."
472
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,369
Yeah, of course you're gonna say that
about your irreversible decision.
473
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,663
[audience laughs]
474
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:38,376
You know. I can just tell they're trying
to sucker me into their nightmare.
475
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,544
You know?
476
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,878
[country music]
477
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,472
This is gonna be great, Shane.
478
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:55,560
Tom will be horrified
or pleasantly surprised.
479
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,856
Have you ever seen his bit that he did
when he painted our house plaid?
480
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,691
[Shane]
I don't recall seeing that.
481
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,069
[Mary Jane] He painted the front of our
house while we were away on a canoe trip.
482
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,154
It's payback time.
483
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,698
Yeah, this is gonna be a lot of fun.
484
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,616
How 'bout I make the first stripe.
485
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:14,912
Sure, just hold tight about 12 inches away
and give her a spray.
486
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,914
Oh, there you go.
487
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,374
A straight line, Dick.
488
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,709
Yeah, that looks pretty good.
489
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,295
If you want to start another line
about here going across.
490
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,922
-Okay. Bombs away! Whoo!
-There ya go! Hey!
491
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:29,343
Okay, Tom, look out.
You're gettin' a van painted plaid, buddy.
492
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,012
Wow, what a lucky guy!
493
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,388
Payback's a bitch.
494
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,223
[Shane]
That's good application, right there.
495
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,809
-I'm an artist.
-[laughs]
496
00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:40,021
I wonder if Tom had this much fun
painting our house.
497
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,856
Yeah, he had to use a brush, didn't he?
498
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,442
-[laughs]
-Oh, my God, poor guy.
499
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,068
-[Mary Jane]
Look at that, it's gonna be bright.
500
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,528
[Shane]
Yeah, it's a really bright red.
501
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,655
Try to get it evenly between.
502
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:51,949
Here we go.
503
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,117
There you go.
504
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:56,454
-[Richard] Wow.
-Keep moving.
505
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,540
-Oh, Tom will be so happy.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
506
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,126
We might be getting a little bit on the...
507
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,586
What's going on?
508
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,630
-What is going on here?
-Hey, guys, how's it going?
509
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,506
Maybe I should give it a whirl.
510
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,634
-[Mary Jane] You want to give it a whirl?
-That's it.
511
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,386
-[Richard] Oh, look at that.
-[Mary Jane] Oh, I think so.
512
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:16,224
Hopefully, we get her done.
It's a great day for van painting.
513
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:19,310
With a van, you got to be careful
you don't get van-ereal disease.
514
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,354
-[laughs]
-Van-ereal...
515
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,396
[country music]
516
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,068
So, we can just go ahead
and take this off?
517
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,279
Yeah. So, we're gonna take off
all the tape and the paper there.
518
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,491
Make sure we get it off in time,
before he shows up.
519
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,909
We gotta hurry, Dick.
520
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,453
-Well, that's the idea.
-[Richard] Oh.
521
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,831
[Shane]
Have to pick up the pace a bit.
522
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,833
[Mary Jane]
Uh-oh. Hey, Dick, Tom's here.
523
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,377
[Richard]
I'm still working on the paper.
524
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,296
[Mary Jane]
Oh, he could...
525
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,339
What's goin' on?
526
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:51,467
Oh, nothing. We're just hanging out
with some friends.
527
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885
[Richard]
Hey, Tom!
528
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,178
Hello.
529
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,805
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
530
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:56,806
Oh, God.
531
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,349
We have a little surprise.
532
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,684
You're a lucky man.
533
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,479
[Mary Jane]
We knew how much you liked plaid.
534
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,441
[Richard] How many people go away
and have their car painted for them?
535
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,236
Stand back here and take it in
in all its glory.
536
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,780
Yeah, look back here. It's plaid.
537
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,073
Ha, ha, ha.
538
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,741
[Mary Jane]
Container to do it.
539
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,328
[Richard]
Yeah, Shane was, uh, did the artwork.
540
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,789
-[Tom groans]
-[Richard laughs]
541
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,334
At least there's not pornography on it.
542
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,128
[Richard]
Your mother wouldn't let me do that.
543
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,422
It's funny, it's funny.
I admit it's funny.
544
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,507
I think he doesn't like it,
which might be good.
545
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,636
I think I'm reacting better than you did
when I did it to you.
546
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,013
Your car is gone.
547
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,264
My car is gone.
548
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,557
I did all the lawn too.
549
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,599
-I watered the plants.
-My car.
550
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,809
[Richard and Mary laugh]
551
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:45,479
Your car... my car... I'm taking the car.
552
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:48,024
Okay. [laughs]
553
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,860
Thank you, thank you.
It's very funny. Very funny.
554
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,111
Oh, good, I'm glad you like it, Tom.
555
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,612
-Funny, funny.
-I'm glad you like it.
556
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:54,655
Thank you, thank you.
557
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:58,826
It took us more than 30 years
to get back at you, but...
558
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,077
Yeah. I deserve it.
559
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,871
-Yeah. Yes, you do.
-You definitely do.
560
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,582
-You deserve more than that.
-You deserve it.
561
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,795
[Tom] This all went pretty seamlessly,
moving back to Canada.
562
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:12,631
Getting this farm. Isn't it kind of
amazing how it all came together?
563
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,884
[Mary] It is amazing.
Do you miss Los Angeles?
564
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,510
I don't miss Los Angeles, no.
565
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,304
-No, eh?
-Twenty years was enough.
566
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,431
-I'll go back and visit.
-Yeah.
567
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:24,769
I like to get up in the morning
and just be outside. I love it.
568
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,645
No, it is nice out here, Tom.
569
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,397
I have great parents
570
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:31,067
-that showed me to...
-I'll drink to that.
571
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,570
...showed me the way of the world
and set me up right in life,
572
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:39,992
so that I could succeed enough to be able
to find a nice place to settle down, huh?
573
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,787
I lived in LA for 20 years
and I never felt at home.
574
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,498
I've been back here
for just a very short period of time,
575
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,874
I already feel like I'm home.
576
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,542
-Oh, really?
-You're a lucky man.
577
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,461
Yep. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
578
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:56,425
♪ I don't know
What we're gonna sing about tonight ♪
579
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,638
-♪ All I know ♪
-Go this way. Come on.
580
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,932
♪ This is gonna be all right ♪
581
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:09,313
♪ And I don't know
What I'm gonna do with my life ♪
582
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:16,028
♪ All I know
We ain't going down without a fight ♪
583
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:23,327
♪ And I got a feelin' tonight
I'm gonna smoke too many cigarettes ♪
584
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,373
♪ You can take that bet ♪
585
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,878
♪ And I got a feelin' ♪
586
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,924
♪ This whisky will be healin'
What makes me sad ♪
587
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,136
♪ Don't feel bad ♪
588
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,849
♪ Stay awake till the morning light ♪
589
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:48,227
♪ It has just arrived ♪
590
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,188
♪ This one and only life ♪
591
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,357
♪ It's just a ride ♪
592
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:59,697
♪ It's just a ride
So, let's get her done tonight ♪
593
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,908
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
594
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,870
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
595
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,123
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
596
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,624
♪ Take it away ♪
597
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,463
Yeah!
598
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,094
Whoo!
599
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,347
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
600
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,934
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
601
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:31,645
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
602
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,815
♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪
603
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:39,028
Ooh-wee!
604
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,863
A one, two, three, four.
605
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:48,537
Whoo! Yeah! That's right.
606
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,416
♪ Heading home to the country ♪
607
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,002
♪ To a place I've always been ♪
608
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:59,381
♪ Goodbye, California
And all the things I've seen. ♪
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