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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,341 [Tom] A one, two, three, four. 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:14,932 Whoo! Yeah! That's right. 3 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:21,731 ♪ Heading home to the country To a place I've always been ♪ 4 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:25,693 ♪ Goodbye, California And all the things I've seen ♪ 5 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:30,865 ♪ Goin' back to Canada To live my American dream ♪ 6 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:35,453 ♪ On a hundred acres Where the grass is always green. ♪ 7 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:41,959 [harmonica music] 8 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,555 Good girls. 9 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,768 That's right. Thank you, Fanny. 10 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,395 You're being really good. 11 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:05,566 Wait, wait, wait. No, no-no. Nope, nope. Nope, no-no, nope. 12 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,568 [Fanny nickers] 13 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,780 Yay! Thank you. We're getting better and better. 14 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,284 -Yes. Whoa. -[nickers] 15 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,834 That's a good girl. 16 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:26,420 [sing-song] Somebody wants to go for a ride. 17 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:30,424 Who wants to go for a ride? Fanny wants to go for a ride. 18 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:41,894 I actually got Charlie at the beginning of the pandemic, and I got a van. 19 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,939 Charlie's named after the John Steinbeck novel Travels with Charlie. 20 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,775 When I got Charlie and I got the van, my dad said, 21 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,027 "Oh, like Travels with Charlie." I said, "What's that?" 22 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,947 He said, "John Steinbeck." I said, "I don't read." He said, "I know." 23 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,408 [laughs] 24 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:59,370 I drove out into the desert in the United States, 25 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:03,374 and I spent the next year traveling around with my video camera 26 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,001 and my dog. And it was an amazing experience. 27 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,671 [birdsong] 28 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,589 What's in here, Brandon? What is this? 29 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,300 Well, we got the replacement batteries for your van. 30 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,803 We got some cold temperature batteries for you. 31 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,305 Then, we got a barn system to power the podcast. 32 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,183 -It's gonna be cool. -Super cool. Got some solar panels. 33 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:24,478 We're gonna create the first ever off-grid barn-cast. 34 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:28,399 It looks cool, too. To have the power in the barn. 35 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,984 This could power a house, basically, right? 36 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:30,943 It could. 37 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,571 But it's built to be a full-generator replacement. 38 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,990 And so, when you're recording audio, you're doing your podcast, 39 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,076 you can't have the noise of an engine going in the background. 40 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,913 So, to have that same amount of power but completely silent and reliable, 41 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,375 all in one, you know, easy, ready-to-go package. 42 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,668 Unbelievable. 43 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:48,878 [country music] 44 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,224 I'm gonna impale myself on this. 45 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:05,436 A few too many beers, Tom, things could go real bad, real quick. 46 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,272 It's very dark here. And the other night I was walking, 47 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,401 and I walked into it and I, sort of, my life flashed before my eyes. 48 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,613 'Cause there's a lot of sharp metal spikes on there. 49 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,614 That, there is. 50 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,574 What is it? Or what was it? 51 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,825 Horse-drawn hay rake. 52 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,243 Horse-drawn hay rake. 53 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,288 Not 100% sure how it works, but this part here, 54 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,874 would be normally down on the ground and then the horse would draw it along. 55 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,918 And then they'd have a lever that it would trip. 56 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,712 This would flip up, allow the hay to be dumped into a pile. 57 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,006 Then they'd drop it down again and continue dragging it along 58 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,174 until the hay accumulated. 59 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,009 You know what I'm realizing right now? 60 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,093 It could be flipped down. 61 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:41,347 If we just flipped it over, and the spikes were all pointed down, 62 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,098 then it wouldn't be dangerous anymore. 63 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,808 'Cause I do like the way it looks here. 64 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,188 It's nice to see a rusty piece of garbage from the 1800s on the front lawn. 65 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:52,191 It'd be nice to get tetanus from something from the 1800s. 66 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,778 Maybe we could just try to flip it over and see if it works? 67 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,197 And then if it doesn't, we can go to Plan A 68 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,032 and move it down to the front of the driveway. 69 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,995 All right. So, I'll lift it up and we'll see what happens. 70 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,497 Perfect, perfect. Okay. 71 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,957 [tractor engine rumbles] 72 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,125 Ooh. Wow. 73 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:16,048 Yeah. That's very smart, chickens. 74 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:19,969 Come stand under the sharp metal spikes 75 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,846 that we're about to roll over exactly where you're standing. 76 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,223 -Should I pull it back? -Yep. 77 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,975 Did you eat your Wheaties this morning, Tom? 78 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,560 I thought we had a tractor, though. Aren't we gonna use-- Oh, God! 79 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,229 Okay, sure. Good. Okay. 80 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,523 Okay. 81 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,113 It kinda looks upside down, now. 82 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:40,698 [laughs] 83 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,993 It just doesn't have the same feng shui. 84 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:47,663 I think I want to bring it down to the end of the driveway. 85 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,212 Very nice. 86 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,338 [country music] 87 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,849 Hey, Lauren. How are ya? 88 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,642 Hey. Good, Tom. How are you? 89 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:12,187 Good. Yeah, things are going good with the chickens. 90 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,189 -Thanks for coming. -No problem. 91 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:16,108 It's going great, we're having fun. 92 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,484 They look happy. 93 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,403 [Tom] I just wanted to let you know that everything's going good. 94 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,280 -Yeah, you haven't killed 'em yet. -Exactly. 95 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,740 They haven't killed you. 96 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,117 -No. They're all alive. -Okay. How are they laying? 97 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,078 Every time I go in there, there's 36 eggs in there. 98 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,913 You must be eating a lot of egg then? 99 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,124 -Yeah, my cholesterol's through the roof. -[laughs] Yeah. 100 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,501 Come check it out. Look how many eggs are in there right now. 101 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,463 Really? Oh, my God! There's a lot of eggs in each one of those! 102 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,422 See what I'm saying? 103 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,674 Oh, yeah, there's something else I want to show you guys, too. 104 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:43,385 Remember how much Charlie wanted to eat the chickens before? 105 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:44,762 Yeah, she wouldn't stop barking at them. 106 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,680 -She doesn't even... -Doesn't even care anymore. 107 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:47,639 Doesn't even care anymore. 108 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,267 But do you guys want to come up and do a quick podcast? 109 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,477 Yeah. That'd be awesome. 110 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,687 -Here we are. Lauren, thanks for coming. -My pleasure. 111 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,440 -From Willows Agriculture Services. -That's us. 112 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,027 -You actually brought the chickens. -Yes. 113 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,278 So, wait one second here. 114 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,114 Are you surprised that they're all alive still? 115 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,115 I'm surprised you're alive. 116 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,492 I thought they might take over. 117 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,703 [Tom] It's been basically completely seamless and perfect. 118 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:12,915 I'm starting my pickled egg company with my dad and my dog. 119 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,626 Tom, Dick and Charlie's Pickled Egg Company of Ontario. 120 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:20,339 So, it's just great. It's interesting because, uh, like... 121 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:25,177 Ryan grew up here. And this barn was built by his distant relatives, 122 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,179 and settled this whole area. 123 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:31,058 Ryan, did you ever think you'd see the day where you would be sitting 124 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:34,394 in the studio audience of a show here, in this barn? 125 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,063 Never did I think that would happen. 126 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,689 -[Tom] This is amazing. -I'm happy to be part of it, though. 127 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:41,985 Thanks, Lauren, for being our guest here on the first ever solar-powered barn-cast. 128 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,278 So honored, thank you. 129 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,446 Appreciate it. 130 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,616 [coyotes howling] 131 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,292 I have bad news. 132 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,293 What? 133 00:06:58,377 --> 00:06:59,878 [sighs] 134 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:00,879 What? 135 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,216 Uh, it's not a joke. 136 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,384 No. Okay, what? 137 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,385 Um... 138 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,806 The coyotes got the chickens. 139 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,684 Oh, shit! All of the chickens? 140 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,768 Five of them. 141 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,353 [Mary Jane] How did it do that? 142 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:22,359 They swept in here in the middle of the day and they got five chickens. 143 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,027 They're dead, they're gone. 144 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,946 -Oh. -Oh, oh, dear. 145 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,698 Loretta's the lone survivor. 146 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,993 Aw. Holy shit, look at that. Yeah. 147 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,453 [Tom] They must've made a run for it and... 148 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,538 Yeah. 149 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,622 That's a tragedy. 150 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,832 Didn't make it. 151 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,002 Loretta, the lone survivor. 152 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,797 It's a really shocking thing. I was told this might happen. 153 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:47,843 I didn't expect it to be all at once. I thought maybe one. 154 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,722 Looks like this is Patsy. Huh. Jesus. 155 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:59,021 Shania... um... you can see the feathers on the ground here. 156 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,440 Like every farmer before me... 157 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:07,029 You know, you want to go out and get a rifle and shoot every coyote you see. 158 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:11,700 But I don't think that's what I'm gonna do. I think I'm gonna... 159 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:18,373 regroup. Uh, that's, I guess, nature. The brutal reality of nature. 160 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,381 So, don't... don't name your chickens. 161 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,092 [sniffs] 162 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,886 That's sad, Tom. 163 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,054 I know. 164 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,598 Aw, look at her. She's hugging you. 165 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,808 [funky music] 166 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,480 It's been a pretty good time, hasn't it, Charlie? 167 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,440 All the things we're getting done around here. 168 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,567 What are the fruit trees that you've brought today? 169 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,987 Nectarine trees. Pear, plum and peach, as well. 170 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,074 -I have a beaver in the pond right now. -They're pretty aggressive. 171 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,285 Cute on the surface but, you know, killers underneath. 172 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,745 Like Canadians, I guess. 173 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,456 Yeah. Act polite but we're really a bunch of assholes. 174 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,209 Good morning, Fanny. Whoa, that's a lot of manure. 175 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,419 [grunting] 176 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:10,384 [sniffs] I love the smell of manure in the morning. 177 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,970 Okay, Loretta. We're gonna keep you safe. 178 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,805 The lone survivor. 179 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,896 That's a cool little machine. It's like a video game but with dirt. 180 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,398 Well, I'll try one, you know? 181 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,816 -Go up like that. -Okay. 182 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,568 I'd be digging holes every day with this thing. 183 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,948 Awesome. Not in the Bahamas anymore, huh? 184 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,491 Larry, this is my brother, Joe. 185 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,659 Yeah, I know. 186 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,785 How are you and Larry, Tom? 187 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,955 I wanted to introduce Larry to Fanny and Kia today. 188 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,708 [Tom, as Larry] I'm not scared. They're gonna be scared of me. 189 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,501 They're not gonna be scared of you, I don't think. 190 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:49,047 Yeah, they will. I scare lots of... guys. 191 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:53,343 I'm Larry. Can I ride you? It's a lot of fun... whoa! 192 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,137 I think Fanny likes you. 193 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,722 Hi. 194 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,891 We're planting trees today with Ontario... Forest Ontario. 195 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,060 [worker] Forest Ontario, yeah. Norway Spruce. 196 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,478 [Tom] Norway Spruce, okay. 197 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,647 -You've been here for an hour. -Yep. 198 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,150 And how many trees have we planted already? 199 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,484 About 150. 200 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,695 -Notice how I said "we" there? -[laughs] 201 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,488 -Could I plant one? -Sure. 202 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,368 Put it a little bit deeper. And we'll open it up again. 203 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,412 You sound like my wife. 204 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,249 [worker] So, we graft on the branches of several different edible fruit trees. 205 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,667 What's on the multi-fruit? 206 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:30,505 We've got peach, nectarine, apricot and two plums on this one. 207 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,299 -All on one tree? -Yeah. 208 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,092 See, people probably aren't even gonna believe it. 209 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,178 -That is so cool! -[woman] Yeah. 210 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,139 Come on, Fanny. Time to get your hooves trimmed. Come on. 211 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,977 Good girl. Oh, yeah, she's ready for a trim. 212 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:47,647 [Tom] Nice. Oh, yeah. Good girl, Fanny. 213 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,527 -Cool, eh? -Can I make soup with that? 214 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,321 It's amazing. 215 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,947 This is old hat for her. 216 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,657 [Tom] It's almost like she likes it, I think. 217 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:01,578 So, she knows. It's like, "Oh, yay, I'm getting my feet fixed up." 218 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,413 You're like a ballerina. 219 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,166 ♪ Hey, Kia, how you doin' today? ♪ 220 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,629 ♪ Hello, Fanny... ♪ 221 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,056 I don't think Fanny likes the music as much as Kia. 222 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:25,310 ♪ Got swept away Never seen you since ♪ 223 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:30,273 ♪ Guess I lived my life How I was supposed to do ♪ 224 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,404 ♪ You know me Back in the... ♪ 225 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,281 Tough crowd. 226 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,408 [guitar music] 227 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,496 -How're you doin'? -Good. How are you? 228 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,039 -Good to see you guys. -Good to see you. 229 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:46,998 Just follow me for a second. 230 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,171 Uh... So, yeah, I'm not even like... 231 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,632 [Ryan] You've got a bit of a situation. 232 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,467 [Tom] Yeah, there's just Loretta left. 233 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,802 [Ryan] Country livin'. 234 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:03,765 I was pretty upset about it. I still am but I've come to terms with it. 235 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,226 I don't like to leave 'em in the coop all day. 236 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,770 [Ryan] Free range, yeah. It's part of being a farmer. 237 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:12,399 -Yeah. -You lose animals, from time to time. 238 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,192 [Tom] Yeah, everybody told me it was gonna happen, 239 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:17,028 but then I was kinda thinking, well, maybe I kinda had a good system here. 240 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,573 And then, five at once. Bam! 241 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,950 -[Ryan] Put Kia with 'em. -[Tom] Yeah. 242 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,160 [Ryan] She'll protect 'em. 243 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,246 I literally almost went Full Metal Jacket right into the woods last night 244 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,915 with a high-powered flashlight and a rifle. 245 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,085 Just like... [imitates gunfire] You know? 246 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:36,047 All Invasion USA, comin' out of the pond. [imitates gunfire] 247 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:40,427 Chuck Norris. [imitates gunfire] Slow motion, coming out of the pond. 248 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,263 I've gotten my cries out of me. I did cry. 249 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,514 Do farmers cry? 250 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,765 Not over chickens, for sure. 251 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,142 -No? Really? -I don't think so. 252 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,312 God, so, I'm just like a... fuckin' pussy. 253 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,355 [laughs] 254 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,857 [country music] 255 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,081 Wow! 256 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,418 [chuckles] I've now turned it into fall. 257 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,712 Jeez. It's amazing. 258 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,048 [Mary Jane] Not bad, eh? 259 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,257 [country music] 260 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,518 [Tom] Think we can get through it? 261 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,561 Oh, yeah, we can get through this. 262 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:49,246 Well, there's a big painted turtle here, on an ATV trail 263 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,456 through the Canadian wilderness. 264 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,168 This is a big painted turtle. You can see all these markings. 265 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,170 Bye-bye, buddy. Bye-bye. 266 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,596 [geese honking] 267 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,150 -Oh, it's right here. -Oh, it's right there. 268 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,485 It's not at the back at all. 269 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:24,406 Before we start, I want you to look at your hands. 270 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,116 -Yeah. -How many fingers do you have? 271 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,034 Yeah. Oh, yeah. I still have ten. 272 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,287 Ten? Let's make sure there's ten when we're done. 273 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,206 Yeah, ten fingers, one chicken. Okay. 274 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,624 -[Tom] Ready? -[Ryan] Yep. 275 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,002 [engine rumbling] 276 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,213 All right, cool. 277 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,015 Well, look at that. I didn't even know it did that. 278 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,474 If they're too heavy for you to lift, 279 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,435 -you can do that. -Just roll 'em over like that. 280 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,187 [engine rumbling] 281 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,857 [cracks] 282 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,575 -[birds calling] -[bugs chirping] 283 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:17,459 That's a whip-poor-will. Sounds like whip-poor-will, whip-poor-will, right? 284 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,754 You hear them here as I heard when I was a kid. 285 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,215 When I moved to this place, it very much felt like home for me 286 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,760 because I heard the whip-poor-wills. 287 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,969 [whip-poor-will calling] 288 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,938 [Tom] Thanks so much. You did a great job gardening here. 289 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,523 [laughs] Thanks, Tom. 290 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,858 -You're awesome. -Potatoes are growin' well. 291 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,195 You've planted all this stuff and you've grown the garden up great. 292 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,698 Everything's great. You're real gardeners. Uh-oh. What's this? 293 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,741 That's a potato! 294 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,660 -Those are good potatoes. -Yeah. 295 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,204 -I like little potatoes. Look at that! -Yeah, just... 296 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,540 If you wait another month, it'll be a big potato. 297 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,833 Make french fries. 298 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,460 -[Mary Jane] Yeppers. -[Richard] Mm-hmm. 299 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,796 -[Tom] You want me to do something? -That'd be nice. 300 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,714 [Tom] It's amazing. You just put seeds in the ground... 301 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,174 -[Mary Jane] Oh, there's one. -[Richard] Yep. 302 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,259 [Tom] And then food comes out of the ground. 303 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,595 Wow, look at that. It's like a treasure. 304 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,430 -There we are there. -[Mary Jane] Okay. 305 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,432 [Tom] That's one potato plant? -[Richard] Yeah. 306 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,850 -[Mary] Yeah. -[Tom] Wow. 307 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,436 How do you know about all this? You're not farmers. 308 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,522 Actually, Tom, we know nothing about it. 309 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,817 This is all, you know... Well we've had gardens when we were little. 310 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,027 [Tom] You basically haven't done this in 50 years. 311 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,028 We have not. 312 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,571 -Whatever you did worked. -Yeah, here. 313 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,865 -But you only got one potato. -I know. Pull this up. 314 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,409 But there's a whole bunch of potatoes over there. 315 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,493 [Mary] Dig this, Tom. 316 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,953 But there's a whole bunch of potatoes over there. 317 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,956 Yes, I know. Shush up and dig this up. It's starting to rain. 318 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,749 -What? Okay. -[laughs] 319 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,175 Bugwacker. This is not a paid endorsement. 320 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,428 But it's good stuff. 321 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,889 Bugwacker. If you feel like whacking some bugs, 322 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,308 get some Bugwacker today. 323 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,894 Ladies and gentlemen, from Ontario, Canada, 324 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,731 welcome Andrew Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. 325 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,858 -Hey. -[applause] 326 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,152 The reason I wanted to have you here today, Andrew, is because 327 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,571 we're in the loft, and you did a lot of work here, 328 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,532 getting all the hay that was in this loft out of this loft. 329 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,575 [Andrew] I did, yeah. 330 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,909 How long did that take? 331 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,119 Three days, I think. 332 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,872 Basically, we made a studio up here. 333 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,873 It looks great. 334 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,542 How would you describe how much hay came out of here? 335 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:27,213 If you could imagine a pile that's probably... ten feet tall... 336 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,382 by 30 feet around. 337 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,342 How long have you lived in the region here? 338 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:35,346 My family's been here for three generations. 339 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,806 You moved away to the west coast for a while? 340 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,975 Moved to the west coast. Was in the Navy. 341 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,185 What's your earliest memory? 342 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,729 Going to the store and getting our ice cream. 343 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,189 That's one of my earliest memories, too. 344 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274 And that was something you really looked forward to. 345 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,359 -Oh, yeah. -Kids today don't eat ice cream. 346 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,861 They're just on TikTok. 347 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,238 -Ice cream floats, and that. -[Tom] It's all gone. 348 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,490 Everything sucks. 349 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,532 Well, it's like the penny candies. 350 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,869 Big League Chew. Popeye Cigarettes? Remember Fun Dip? 351 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,329 -Yep. -Like a bag of sugar. 352 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,749 Pop Rocks, you put it in 7-Up, and then you drink it and your stomach explodes. 353 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834 -Yep. Oh, yeah. -Stretch Armstrong. 354 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628 Remember that? You ever rip one in half? 355 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,755 -No. -Ate the Dow Chemical, 356 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,965 -sort of, red gelatinous center. -No. 357 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,383 No? Oh, yeah, we did that. 358 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,595 Remember the Hot Wheels thing with the fuckin' loop-de-loop? 359 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,222 -Yeah. -Holy shit, that was fun. 360 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,890 -You ever collect rocks? -No. 361 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,849 No? Never collected 'em? 362 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,519 You never had a box of rocks that you just kinda collected for years 363 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,772 and then you just threw it out when you turned 18? 364 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,107 You ever take Tylenol PM, crush it up, put it in bread, 365 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,235 and feed it to the seagulls and watch 'em die in the air? 366 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,570 -No. -I never did that. I just made that up. 367 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,863 [country music] 368 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,203 [Tom] The pig's name is Eric. 369 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,957 Hello, Eric. How are ya? Good to see ya. 370 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,334 -[snorting] -Ohh. 371 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,502 -Hi, there. -[woman] Two couples. 372 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,964 -Hi. -[woman] Her mom is the blonde one. 373 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,174 Like a... like a Muppet. 374 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,217 [woman laughs] Yeah, she's like a Muppet. 375 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,179 Yeah. What are you doing? So friendly. 376 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:02,100 [woman] She's super friendly. Actually, I've never seen her like this. 377 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,601 Really? 378 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,103 [laughs] 379 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,355 [Tom] People sometimes say that, like, to me... 380 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,774 -Animals react to you like that? -[Tom] Yeah, yeah. 381 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,902 Either that or I just didn't shower this morning. Maybe that's what it was. 382 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,279 [country music] 383 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,451 [Tom] How many bales do you figure are out there now? 384 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,537 I can tell you exactly what's there. 385 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,205 [Tom] You did? You actually counted as you go? 386 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,790 I've got a counter. 387 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,250 [Tom] Oh, really. Okay. 388 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,502 [man] You've got 453 right now. 389 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,963 Okay. So, you think you'll be up over 600 with the rest? 390 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,172 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah? Nice. 391 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,260 This is a whole new experience for me, but it's exciting doing it now. 392 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:41,180 I'm actually kind of excited about loading all the bales into the pickup truck, 393 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,390 and into the barn. 394 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,435 Once you get it all done, I'll come and ask you how excited you are. 395 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,186 [both laugh] 396 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,063 Exactly, 680 bales later. 397 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,316 Well, you figure that'll be a few days work, I guess, huh? 398 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,818 Oh, I don't think you're gettin' 'em all in an afternoon. 399 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,820 No? [laughs] 400 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,782 So, Tom, we're gonna go one field. But how we'll stack it, 401 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,576 -like, Sean'll stack it. -Yeah. 402 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,078 'Cause he's worked with me and so has Matt, 403 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,373 with my grandfather, all our lives. So, they know what they're doin'. 404 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,375 -They'll stack five layers high. -Yeah. 405 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,296 And then, we'll work the whole wagon down. Come here, we'll unload it. 406 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,380 You ride with Eddie, okay? 407 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,174 I'm going up along the fence here to get in there? 408 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,176 Yeah. I think if you just go up along the fence, 409 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,178 and we'll go start in that pasture there. 410 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,513 We'll just work our way around that way, and then, 411 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,016 -there's some stuff on this side, too. -Okay. 412 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,439 It's the biggest Lego set you'll ever play with, for me. 413 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,112 If they're wet, they can spontaneously combust, right? 414 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,781 -It's bone dry. -Oh, yeah? 415 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,950 Yeah. You don't have to worry about a thing with these. 416 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,868 -Okay, great. -Pile 'em right in. 417 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,162 They were a little damp on the bottom yesterday, 418 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,998 so I went and flipped all 600 of them over by myself. 419 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,209 -Actually, my friend Jason helped me. -Crazy. 420 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,670 -Cheers, fellas. -Cheers. 421 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,338 -Cheers. -What's left? 422 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,840 I'm having a hard time estimating it now. 423 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,636 It's sort of like, 'cause I'm going into anaphylactic shock. 424 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,554 [laughs] 425 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,307 [Tom] ♪ How is the summer ♪ 426 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,602 ♪ Already over ♪ 427 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,065 ♪ When it only just began... ♪ 428 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,692 If it doesn't all fit in the barns... 429 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,404 Tarp it. Stack it up, tarp it, and feed it first. 430 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,197 -Just right outside the barn. -Yep. 431 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,950 [Tom] Ultimately, if I just have the two animals, then... 432 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,828 every year, I'm gonna have twice as much as I need. 433 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,162 Eventually, I'm not gonna have anywhere to put it. 434 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,832 So, I need to get more animals or sell the hay. 435 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,500 Yeah, get a couple cows. 436 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,252 Get a couple cows. That'd be cool. 437 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,212 ♪ We were so in love ♪ 438 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,047 We lost one. 439 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:43,344 ♪ So, why did today come so fast? ♪ 440 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:50,184 ♪ Now, you're the only one I'm thinkin' of ♪ 441 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,062 Look how excited they are. They know this is hay, right? 442 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,647 -Oh, yeah. -Should I give 'em one? 443 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,815 Yeah! 444 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,403 Nice. 445 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,700 Holy crap. Well, that's probably about a quarter of it, I'd say. 446 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:10,079 This is actually fun. I mean, I'm tired, but I like it. 447 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,250 I haven't really worked this hard in... ever. 448 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,209 [laughs] 449 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,588 ♪ One more chance Just give me one more chance ♪ 450 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,756 [grunts] Heavy one. 451 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,466 ♪ I promise you ♪ 452 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,384 Ohh! 453 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,344 ♪ I'll make it right... ♪ 454 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,568 [audience cheering] 455 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,821 Welcome to the stage, Tom Green! 456 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,406 [audience cheering] 457 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,247 I think my mom wants me to have a kid. I don't have any kids. 458 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,042 I might still have a kid. I think I'm gonna wait until I'm 60 to have a kid. 459 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,086 [laughs] 460 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,047 Wait till I'm 60 to have kids. That's what I want to do. 461 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,466 'Cause then, I'll just know the kids when they're nice. Right? 462 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,177 [laughs] 463 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,888 I'll just know 'em before they become assholes. 464 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,431 [laughs] 465 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,309 I'll see the first steps, I'll hear the first words. 466 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,187 They'll go to school, they'll go to college, 467 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,815 they'll ask for money for college and then I'll die. 468 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,276 Perfect timing. Perfect timing. 469 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,612 [audience laughs] 470 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,572 People with kids always come up to me. They say, "Tom, 471 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,783 you gotta have a kid. Best thing I ever did." 472 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,369 Yeah, of course you're gonna say that about your irreversible decision. 473 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,663 [audience laughs] 474 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:38,376 You know. I can just tell they're trying to sucker me into their nightmare. 475 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,544 You know? 476 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,878 [country music] 477 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,472 This is gonna be great, Shane. 478 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:55,560 Tom will be horrified or pleasantly surprised. 479 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:59,856 Have you ever seen his bit that he did when he painted our house plaid? 480 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,691 [Shane] I don't recall seeing that. 481 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,069 [Mary Jane] He painted the front of our house while we were away on a canoe trip. 482 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,154 It's payback time. 483 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,698 Yeah, this is gonna be a lot of fun. 484 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,616 How 'bout I make the first stripe. 485 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:14,912 Sure, just hold tight about 12 inches away and give her a spray. 486 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,914 Oh, there you go. 487 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,374 A straight line, Dick. 488 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,709 Yeah, that looks pretty good. 489 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,295 If you want to start another line about here going across. 490 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,922 -Okay. Bombs away! Whoo! -There ya go! Hey! 491 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:29,343 Okay, Tom, look out. You're gettin' a van painted plaid, buddy. 492 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,012 Wow, what a lucky guy! 493 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,388 Payback's a bitch. 494 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,223 [Shane] That's good application, right there. 495 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,809 -I'm an artist. -[laughs] 496 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:40,021 I wonder if Tom had this much fun painting our house. 497 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,856 Yeah, he had to use a brush, didn't he? 498 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,442 -[laughs] -Oh, my God, poor guy. 499 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,068 -[Mary Jane] Look at that, it's gonna be bright. 500 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,528 [Shane] Yeah, it's a really bright red. 501 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,655 Try to get it evenly between. 502 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:51,949 Here we go. 503 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,117 There you go. 504 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:56,454 -[Richard] Wow. -Keep moving. 505 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,540 -Oh, Tom will be so happy. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 506 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,126 We might be getting a little bit on the... 507 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,586 What's going on? 508 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,630 -What is going on here? -Hey, guys, how's it going? 509 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,506 Maybe I should give it a whirl. 510 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,634 -[Mary Jane] You want to give it a whirl? -That's it. 511 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,386 -[Richard] Oh, look at that. -[Mary Jane] Oh, I think so. 512 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:16,224 Hopefully, we get her done. It's a great day for van painting. 513 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:19,310 With a van, you got to be careful you don't get van-ereal disease. 514 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,354 -[laughs] -Van-ereal... 515 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,396 [country music] 516 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,068 So, we can just go ahead and take this off? 517 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:30,279 Yeah. So, we're gonna take off all the tape and the paper there. 518 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,491 Make sure we get it off in time, before he shows up. 519 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,909 We gotta hurry, Dick. 520 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,453 -Well, that's the idea. -[Richard] Oh. 521 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,831 [Shane] Have to pick up the pace a bit. 522 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,833 [Mary Jane] Uh-oh. Hey, Dick, Tom's here. 523 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,377 [Richard] I'm still working on the paper. 524 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,296 [Mary Jane] Oh, he could... 525 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,339 What's goin' on? 526 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:51,467 Oh, nothing. We're just hanging out with some friends. 527 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885 [Richard] Hey, Tom! 528 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,178 Hello. 529 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:55,805 Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 530 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:56,806 Oh, God. 531 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,349 We have a little surprise. 532 00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,684 You're a lucky man. 533 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,479 [Mary Jane] We knew how much you liked plaid. 534 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,441 [Richard] How many people go away and have their car painted for them? 535 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,236 Stand back here and take it in in all its glory. 536 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,780 Yeah, look back here. It's plaid. 537 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,073 Ha, ha, ha. 538 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,741 [Mary Jane] Container to do it. 539 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,328 [Richard] Yeah, Shane was, uh, did the artwork. 540 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,789 -[Tom groans] -[Richard laughs] 541 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,334 At least there's not pornography on it. 542 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,128 [Richard] Your mother wouldn't let me do that. 543 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,422 It's funny, it's funny. I admit it's funny. 544 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,507 I think he doesn't like it, which might be good. 545 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,636 I think I'm reacting better than you did when I did it to you. 546 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,013 Your car is gone. 547 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,264 My car is gone. 548 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,557 I did all the lawn too. 549 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,599 -I watered the plants. -My car. 550 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,809 [Richard and Mary laugh] 551 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:45,479 Your car... my car... I'm taking the car. 552 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:48,024 Okay. [laughs] 553 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,860 Thank you, thank you. It's very funny. Very funny. 554 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,111 Oh, good, I'm glad you like it, Tom. 555 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,612 -Funny, funny. -I'm glad you like it. 556 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:54,655 Thank you, thank you. 557 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:58,826 It took us more than 30 years to get back at you, but... 558 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,077 Yeah. I deserve it. 559 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,871 -Yeah. Yes, you do. -You definitely do. 560 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,582 -You deserve more than that. -You deserve it. 561 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,795 [Tom] This all went pretty seamlessly, moving back to Canada. 562 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:12,631 Getting this farm. Isn't it kind of amazing how it all came together? 563 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,884 [Mary] It is amazing. Do you miss Los Angeles? 564 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,510 I don't miss Los Angeles, no. 565 00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,304 -No, eh? -Twenty years was enough. 566 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,431 -I'll go back and visit. -Yeah. 567 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:24,769 I like to get up in the morning and just be outside. I love it. 568 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,645 No, it is nice out here, Tom. 569 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,397 I have great parents 570 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:31,067 -that showed me to... -I'll drink to that. 571 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,570 ...showed me the way of the world and set me up right in life, 572 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:39,992 so that I could succeed enough to be able to find a nice place to settle down, huh? 573 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,787 I lived in LA for 20 years and I never felt at home. 574 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,498 I've been back here for just a very short period of time, 575 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,874 I already feel like I'm home. 576 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,542 -Oh, really? -You're a lucky man. 577 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,461 Yep. Thank you, guys. Thank you. 578 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:56,425 ♪ I don't know What we're gonna sing about tonight ♪ 579 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,638 -♪ All I know ♪ -Go this way. Come on. 580 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,932 ♪ This is gonna be all right ♪ 581 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:09,313 ♪ And I don't know What I'm gonna do with my life ♪ 582 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:16,028 ♪ All I know We ain't going down without a fight ♪ 583 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:23,327 ♪ And I got a feelin' tonight I'm gonna smoke too many cigarettes ♪ 584 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,373 ♪ You can take that bet ♪ 585 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,878 ♪ And I got a feelin' ♪ 586 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,924 ♪ This whisky will be healin' What makes me sad ♪ 587 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,136 ♪ Don't feel bad ♪ 588 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,849 ♪ Stay awake till the morning light ♪ 589 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:48,227 ♪ It has just arrived ♪ 590 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,188 ♪ This one and only life ♪ 591 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,357 ♪ It's just a ride ♪ 592 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:59,697 ♪ It's just a ride So, let's get her done tonight ♪ 593 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,908 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 594 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,870 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 595 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,123 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 596 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,624 ♪ Take it away ♪ 597 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,463 Yeah! 598 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,094 Whoo! 599 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,347 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 600 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,934 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 601 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:31,645 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 602 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,815 ♪ Let's get her done tonight ♪ 603 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:39,028 Ooh-wee! 604 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,863 A one, two, three, four. 605 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:48,537 Whoo! Yeah! That's right. 606 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,416 ♪ Heading home to the country ♪ 607 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,002 ♪ To a place I've always been ♪ 608 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:59,381 ♪ Goodbye, California And all the things I've seen. ♪ 45426

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