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It's a new life for two girls named Franny who have left the bunch to make

their own.

Jan fell in love with a man named Phillip, the nicest guy she knows.

eating without Wally here.

It's even stranger when he is here.

He's usually late, but this is late for late.

What's this brown stuff all over the food? Oh, that's just Mom.

Mom? Yeah.

She dropped by with this wheat shirt. She said it's good for nutrition and she

wants us to take a closer look at our food.

It's brown stuff.

I think it's rather tasty myself.

Well, I'd better get going. I guess I'll have to wait till later to tell Wally

the good news.

Jan, you told Marcia my good news.

No, I didn't.

It's my good news.

Oh, well, then there are two sets of good news.

Philip is being considered for a government research grant.

news is that my new mood stars turned out terrific.

You can adjust their length and...

the car for an hour. I think he's gone now.

Well, who was it?

I don't know exactly, but he's out to get me.

Be rational.

There is no reason anyone wants to get you.

I can think of a reason.

Thank you, honey, but believe me, that's not what he wants.

be the parking tickets.

Parking tickets?

He wants parking tickets?

I got a few parking tickets, and I got this registered letter last week, along

with a warrant.

A warrant?

A parking ticket does not warrant a warrant.

Yeah, it's only $10. I know, but seven parking tickets is $70. Plus, of course,

it's been more than a year.

Oh, nothing to worry about. I got them all in two months.

Goodbye, Marcia.

Goodbye, Wally.

Goodbye, dear.

Honey,

I'm so glad you're home, but I've got to go to my boss's house to pick up my new

scarf designs.

I'll see you later, sweetie.

where they're making all this fuss over a few parking tickets.

Well, it doesn't surprise me. People even end up in jail for unpaid parking

tickets.

I'm just lucky that guy left. Yeah, hope he doesn't come back.

Philip Covington III and Jan Brady Covington?

That's right.

Who am I speaking to?

You're speaking to...

Covington III?

That's what I say.

That's what he says, all right.

Hmm, this is very interesting.

No, no, it's not.

I'm not interesting in the least. You see, I'm a science professor.

Very boring.

Would you like to see my fish?

Okay, Phil.

See, Inspector, I love my fish very much.

Look, there's a goldfish right there.

And over here, this one's kind of black and white.

And you see that big one in the back? Yes. That one is orange.

Here we go.

Here's some water for you, Inspector.

And some for my husband, Philip.

I'll be going now.

Great.

I mean, it's great that you have everything you need.

out the dissolving ring. Young man, you seem to know a lot about these things.

It's my business.

Chief, it started as a routine check, a security clearance for Philip Covington

III's government research project.

I knew immediately it wasn't him from Covington's dossier picture.

And you're sure that this Wally Logan character is responsible?

Wally Logan is probably an alias. He only knew Marsha a few weeks before he

married her. I've had his fingerprints checked from the glass I took.

Good work, Inspector.

What are your conclusions?

The evidence proves that Logan has assumed Covington's identity.

I can't be certain, but I think he might be holding Jan, that's Covington's

wife, as a hostage.

Unless... Unless she's in on it, too.

And we can't forget the kid.

The mastermind.

So, here are the clues.

The fingerprints, the blueprints, the gun, and the fish.

Fish? I don't know what it means either.

But somehow, I think they're important, especially the orange one in the back.

For the good of this country, every shred of information on Wally Logan must

uncovered. I'll go back there, Chief.

But this time, I'll take my hidden camera. Rest easy, Chief.

We'll get them locked stock and barrel.

He fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Sorry, guys.

I still find it difficult to believe that you could convince anyone that you

were me.

Actually, I think I made a better you than you do.

That's absurd.

And, Jan, I can't believe that you went along with this ridiculous scheme of

Wally's. It was an emergency situation.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave.

Wally could have landed in jail.

I just don't like the idea of Wally stealing my personality.

It was petty theft.

He came over last night.

Covington, I'm here to talk to Wally Logan. Oh, just missed him.

You're... He's... I'm George.

My brother, George.

And this is his lovely wife, Martha.

George?

Yes, George is a traveling salesman. He and Martha... just happened to be

traveling through town.

the big convention.

It's open. Come on in.

Hi, Mom. Hi, kids. Hi.

I just came by to drop off a fresh supply.

Oh, great. You can never get too much of a good thing.

We haven't used the last jar yet.

Oh, you'll go through it quickly, though. Put it up...

You kids are eating right.

What's wrong, Philip? You're not eating.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just don't have much of an appetite. I can't understand

why I didn't get that government research job.

Didn't they give you a reason?

They gave me a very good reason. They gave the job to somebody else.

Maybe they uncovered some terrible thing in your life.

Except for you, I have nothing to hide.

for a more important job.

I guess so.

Writing some delinquent parking tickets?

Subpoena? Thanks for stopping by.

Oh, boy.

Justice always triumphs in the end.

I guess I'll have to face up to this like the mature man.

baseball team, A, the Rockets, B, the Smog Dogs, or C, the Aces? The answer is

A, the Rockets. Now, our final question for you Brady Bunch trivia heads. What

was the Brady's address?

A, 3211 Jefferson Boulevard, B, 4222 Clinton Way, or C, 4515

Sherwood Avenue?

Stay tuned.

The answer's coming up after the next Brady Bride.