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Previously onSurrealEstate
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CARL: So, how you doing?
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I'm an industry pariah.
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ZOOEY: Rita Weiss is probably
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putting her sign in their
front yard as we speak.
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Responsible for
domestic violence
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and the death of innocents.
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Well, you still
have your health.
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I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit
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but now I've decided: Nah.
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PHIL: We gotta be who we are.
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We are going to come back
to the office tomorrow
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ready to kick a whole lot of ass
and close a whole lot of escrow.
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SUSAN: Hell, yeah, we are!
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♪ Lively music ♪
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( Gasp )
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PRIYA: Oh, my god!
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( Laughter )
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GUEST: Oh, jeez!
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- That is fabulous!
- What do you think of this?
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Do you think he'll enjoy it?
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- PRIYA: Oh!
- SUSAN: Oh!
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You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!
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It keeps catching.
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It's bad luck to take it
off before the wedding.
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Not sure that's a thing, Priya.
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Well, it should be.
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Mm. One hell of a rock.
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It's been in Leon's
family for generations.
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And now, so am I!
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( Laughter )
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Who is the, uh,
happy, spooky lady?
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That's Ruby, Leon's great aunt.
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Is she... okay?
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She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.
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She took care of Leon
after his mom died.
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Oh.
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I'm going to see if she's okay.
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Hi.
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( Guests giggle )
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How's the mother of
the bride holding up?
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KAMALA: Oh. Ask her after
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a few more of these.
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Marty, let's get some more
hors d'oeuvres over there.
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We have bridesmaid's
dresses to fill out.
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Did you have something
to do with that?
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Not guilty.
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Nobody looks good in frosting.
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Lovely wall colours.
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The bold blue, invoking the sea,
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the sky.
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It's a nice house when it's
full of people like this.
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( Laughter )
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Fantastic!
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Most of the time I'm alone
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and it feels like.
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Castle Dracula meets
Ice Station Zebra.
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( Chuckles )
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If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,
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I'll never have
any grandchildren.
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It's good having her home.
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Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.
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Yeah, we all miss him.
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Don't get me wrong.
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I couldn't be happier for Priya.
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I love...
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- What's-his-name.
- Leon.
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Leon.
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He's smart, makes a good living.
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I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.
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She's been planning this
wedding since high school.
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A winter wedding at
the lodge. Candles
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pine boughs and snow.
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We're Desi. It's unnatural.
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I almost sold this
place after Dev passed,
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but Priya insisted
I hang onto it
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so she and Leon could
get married here.
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And... Then what?
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I dump this beast.
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Find somewhere small on a beach
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where people see
pictures of snow and say,
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"Jeez, what's that?"
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Hang on. You're almost there.
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Oh. I just wish it was over.
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Ah!
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Only my idiot sister would
think it's a good idea
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to arm the bride.
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Marty, let's do that ugly, fake,
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cake-face thing.
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Time to cut the cake, beti.
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Cake time.
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( Murmurs of approval )
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Oh!
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Oh, wow!
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This is lovely.
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All right...
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♪ Sinister music ♪
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( Murmurs of shock )
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( Squeal )
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( Squelching )
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GUEST 2: Oh, my God!
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Who you gonna call?
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♪ Opening Theme music ♪
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( Man screams )
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( Phone buzzing )
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What does this look like to you?
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Like Jack the Ripper meets
the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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MEGAN: Hi, Susan!
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Hey! How's the new place?
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It will be great. Some day.
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So, I'm just... I'm really
worried about Priya.
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You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.
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We need to help her.
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And then we get to
sell her mom's house.
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Happily ever afters all around.
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What's the story?
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Oh, it's a gorgeous
winter lodge.
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Prime location, oversize lot,
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magnificent,
handcrafted woodwork.
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A legacy property
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searching for a new trustee.
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I was asking about the
buttercream stigmata.
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What's the story there?
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Oh! Priya cut it open
at her bridal shower
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and it started bleeding!
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Ew.
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Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.
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I can multi-task!
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I can be a friend
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and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.
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This is the kind of
elite listing we need.
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Looks like they've
stopped the bleeding.
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I'll let you know when I
get our name on a contract.
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I thought you were a workaholic.
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Oh, I once sent her a
meeting invite titled
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"work/life balance."
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She declined it.
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( Phone vibrates, rings )
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Hey. You forget something?
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RITA: Hey! Forgot to tell you
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your face looks
like a rhino's butt.
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Rita, I thought, hoped,
prayed you were someone else.
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If only.
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Look, we need to
talk face-to-face.
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I'll come by your office
tomorrow, nine o'clock.
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( Phone hangs up )
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♪ Emotional music ♪
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( Crying, gasping )
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KAMALA: You take over.
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LEON: Hey.
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Hey. It's all right.
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( Sniffling, crying )
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We've had a crap few weeks.
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It's going to get better.
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Leon, I don't know how much
more of this I can take!
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First, I fell in the shower
and then the hutch tipped over.
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It missed you.
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But, like, by an inch!
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The house is trying to kill me.
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( Sigh)
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Then I murdered our cake.
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You should stay away from me.
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Honey...
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For your own good.
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It's all good.
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Look,
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in a few weeks we'll be married
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then we'll be off to Fiji.
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And then we'll have a whole,
beautiful life together.
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( Sigh )
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God, I hope so.
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Nothing's gonna stop
me from marrying you.
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♪ Music fades out ♪
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So, I told the guests the cake
had raspberry filling in it
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and the heat from the kitchen
caused pressure to build,
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so when the knife cut in, it...
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Is that what happened?
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How's Priya?
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Ach. She's a wreck.
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This wedding is
going to kill us all.
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I heard about her fall.
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And her close call
with the hutch.
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That girl has never
been a prima ballerina,
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but ever since those
kids got engaged
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she's been bumping into
this and falling down that.
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And this all happened here?
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That's right.
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In this house?
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What are you getting at?
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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Maybe it's not Priya.
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Or the wedding.
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Maybe it's the house.
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( Scoffs )
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The people I work with,
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they have
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a very particular set of skills.
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I thought you were
in real estate.
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Yes, but we... our agency
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specializes in
houses that have some
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challenges.
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It happens more than
you might think.
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Let us help you.
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We'll get Priya
through the wedding.
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Afterward, let us sell
this house for you
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and we'll find
you a lovely condo
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on a sun-soaked beach.
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I like you, Susan.
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You've always been a
good friend to Priya.
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She loved having you over
because you would always
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clean her room.
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The housekeeper
always forgot to clean
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the top of the baseboards.
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Can you still do the things?
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Only when I absolutely have to.
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I remember having you over
for dinner all those times.
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Nobody ever had to
pass you the salt.
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( Laughs )
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So, the house.
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Can we help you?
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Hm.
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Wonderful! I'll put
together the contracts.
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I don't think there's any rush.
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Oh!
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What are you doing here, Ruby?
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Do I know you?
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I'm Priya's mom.
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Oh.
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Leon's Priya!
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Oh.
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She's so lovely.
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Hm.
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♪ Gentle music ♪
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Are you Priya?
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Oh, no. I'm Priya's friend.
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I'm Susan.
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Oh.
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Would you like to
sit by the window?
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I thought I was.
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Leon says Ruby has occasional
glimmers of clarity
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but I've yet to witness one.
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Aunt Ruby, can we get you a
glass of wine or something?
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There's only more to come.
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More wine?
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More blood.
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I heard
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business is in the crapper.
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Oh, we've been better.
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Well, here's the thing:
I have a property.
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Several properties, in fact,
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that could
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benefit
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from your particular brand of
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horseshit.
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You want to hire us?
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On a consulting basis.
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You want to hire us.
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For an agreed-upon
percentage of.
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♪ Playful music ♪
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Come on.
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You gotta say the words.
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( Chuckles )
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I...
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want...
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- Mm.
- To hire you.
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Ooh.
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Was it as good for
you as it was for me?
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Hm.
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You are such a used diaper
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full of medical waste.
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00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,438
So, what's the catch?
272
00:10:59,462 --> 00:11:00,673
What do you mean?
273
00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,042
Well, what you're doing
could be considered
274
00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:03,703
in some cultures
275
00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,482
a nice thing.
276
00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:07,119
( Laughter )
277
00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:08,756
( Inhale )
278
00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:09,926
Don't kid yourself.
279
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,427
I have clients.
280
00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:13,365
They have houses with problems
281
00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:17,439
that you and the rest of the
cast of Cabin In The Woods
282
00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:20,445
might be able to solve.
283
00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:22,316
In the end,
284
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,387
I am going to make money.
285
00:11:24,411 --> 00:11:26,291
A lot of it.
286
00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:29,330
If that makes me the
happy little helicopter
287
00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:33,930
that lowers a rope to help
you save you from yourselves,
288
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:38,405
I'll just have to
live with that.
289
00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:41,956
Thank you.
290
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,449
Hm.
291
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,419
Seriously.
292
00:11:48,025 --> 00:11:50,062
You owe me big time.
293
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,337
Pus dumpster.
294
00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,956
Da-dun-da-dah.
295
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,416
Hm.
296
00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:02,897
( Contented sigh )
297
00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:04,491
Just wow!
298
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,373
Do not tell my mom
that I showed you.
299
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,510
Oh, it is magnificent.
300
00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:10,980
( Happy sigh )
301
00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,851
It doesn't suck.
302
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,377
( Unintelligible
excited voices )
303
00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:16,883
What's going on out there?
304
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:21,167
Hm, it didn't feel
this snug at the shop.
305
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,238
Susan, I am deputizing you.
306
00:12:23,262 --> 00:12:24,074
Hit me with a Taser
307
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,244
if you see me
consuming any sugar
308
00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:27,781
before the reception.
309
00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:29,240
( Commotion continues )
310
00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:33,115
Susan?
311
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,319
♪ Mysterious music ♪
312
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,994
( Fabric tightening )
313
00:12:42,568 --> 00:12:45,015
AUNT RUBY: No one hears me!
314
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,475
No one listens!
315
00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:48,947
Ruby!
316
00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:50,893
Can I help you?
317
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,396
Oh!
318
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,266
( Fabric tightening )
319
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,004
( Gasping )
320
00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:57,306
AUNT RUBY: I tried to fix it,
321
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,876
but I can't.
322
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,412
It's okay. You're-you're
just turned around.
323
00:13:00,436 --> 00:13:02,016
Oh!
324
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,485
( Fabric tightening )
325
00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:05,146
( Panicked breathing )
326
00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,429
PRIYA: Susan!
327
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,046
- Ah, I'll be right back, okay?
- I'll be right back.
328
00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:18,439
Oh!
329
00:13:19,608 --> 00:13:21,244
Oh.
330
00:13:21,612 --> 00:13:23,158
Oh.
331
00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:24,895
( Gasping )
332
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,355
( Fabric tightening )
333
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,840
Susan!
334
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:32,300
( Fabric tightening )
335
00:13:40,249 --> 00:13:42,053
( Bass hit )
336
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,357
( Large exhale )
337
00:13:47,296 --> 00:13:48,933
( Gasping )
338
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,324
SUSAN: Six listin
339
00:14:02,026 --> 00:14:05,042
Rita gave us six listings?
What's wrong with them?
340
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:07,580
- Oh, just the usual.
- I got Phil, August and Zooey
341
00:14:07,604 --> 00:14:09,350
doing the initial prep.
342
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:12,590
We'll see what's going on here
and we'll divide and conquer.
343
00:14:12,614 --> 00:14:14,326
It's a nice place.
344
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,030
Is the family around?
345
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:17,033
Brunch.
346
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,437
We pretty much have
the house to ourselves.
347
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,940
When Priya's dad was alive,
348
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,242
this whole front
349
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,246
was planted with marigolds.
350
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,983
He was from Bangalore
351
00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:28,354
and wanted the place
to smell like home.
352
00:14:28,378 --> 00:14:30,358
I'll never forget that.
353
00:14:30,382 --> 00:14:32,196
Dev and his marigolds.
354
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,632
♪ Mysterious music ♪
355
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:36,161
( Bass hit and
high-pitched ring )
356
00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,067
Let's go inside.
357
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:46,992
I get why she wants
to get married here.
358
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,598
Some of my best memories
were in this house.
359
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,592
Parties, sleepovers,
360
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,464
watching the NBA
finals with her dad.
361
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:56,678
Yeah, I practically
grew up here.
362
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:58,682
So, Dad kept the faith?
363
00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:01,487
Kamala is Christian
but they made it work.
364
00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:05,128
Dev kept the old ways,
the daily worship.
365
00:15:05,152 --> 00:15:06,622
Puja.
366
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,071
So, this was Dad.
367
00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:11,374
You don't think that...?
368
00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:13,378
Gotta consider everything.
369
00:15:13,402 --> 00:15:14,548
No.
370
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:15,684
Dev loved Priya.
371
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,386
He would never want to hurt her.
372
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,558
Maybe that's not his intention.
373
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:21,552
♪ Gentle music fades out ♪
374
00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:28,308
So, those are all bedrooms
375
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:31,013
and the master suite is
at the end of the hall...
376
00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:32,440
Shit.
377
00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:38,686
Aunt Ruby?
378
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,224
Why are you here alone?
379
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,172
Ah.
380
00:15:43,196 --> 00:15:45,108
I needed a nap.
381
00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:47,012
Hey, Susan.
382
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,450
Ruby was feeling a little
tired so we left early.
383
00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,555
- Leon, this is Luke Roman.
- We work together.
384
00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:53,124
Leon Baptiste.
385
00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:55,195
Most know me as the
groom around here.
386
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:57,132
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
387
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,427
You were talking to the man.
388
00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:02,075
Uh, what man?
389
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:03,570
Uh-uh.
390
00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,609
The father of the bride.
391
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,458
You were talking in
front of the house.
392
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,053
♪ Mysterious music ♪
393
00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:14,023
They were talking?
394
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,228
His name was Dev.
395
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:21,706
Why was he so upset?
396
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,344
Okay.
397
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:27,016
LUKE: We weren't
actually talking.
398
00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:29,230
There was no conversation.
399
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,759
But he is a presence
in that house.
400
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:34,073
You feel him everywhere.
401
00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:35,710
I will never believe
402
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:39,073
Dev would want to do
anything to hurt Priya.
403
00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:45,428
These dead souls,
they hate change.
404
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,634
They're stuck here
like a bug in amber
405
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,573
and a lot of them resent
the ones they left behind
406
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:52,810
move on with their lives,
change addresses, get married.
407
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:55,048
Well, what about that
Aunt Ruby person?
408
00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,450
She raised Leon.
409
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,089
Maybe-maybe she's trying
to stop the wedding
410
00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:01,586
to keep him for herself?
411
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,524
And now you're speculating.
412
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,532
If it is Dev...
413
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,080
Help him, okay?
414
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:12,650
Don't dissemble his molecules
415
00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,521
with one of August's
contraptions.
416
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:17,092
That is the plan.
417
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,598
Do you mind if I drop
you off at the office?
418
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,626
Gotta help Megan
move some things.
419
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:23,528
Sure.
420
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:43,368
Okay.
421
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:45,448
Even though I don't
want to believe
422
00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:47,109
that you're actually there,
423
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:49,314
I'd like to share two thoughts.
424
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,095
First,
425
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,565
I'm leaving on my own terms,
426
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,827
in a calm, confident manner.
427
00:17:56,595 --> 00:17:58,265
Not fleeing in terror.
428
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,570
I win. You lose.
429
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,308
And second?
430
00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:06,457
You missed out on
a really great kid.
431
00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:11,601
Luke grew up to be this
smart, kind, wonderful man.
432
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:14,598
Not because of you,
but in spite of you.
433
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,346
But I have to believe
that it was you
434
00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:18,882
that brought him
into this weird,
435
00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:21,755
awful little world
full of death and
436
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:23,391
monsters
437
00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:26,430
and things that don't
make any empirical sense.
438
00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:27,858
♪ Emotional music ♪
439
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,433
So, damn you for that.
440
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,223
( Slams door )
441
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,196
( House and Victoria laugh )
442
00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:53,686
On to e
443
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,155
we're going to
divide and conquer.
444
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:56,558
Zooey, keep us organized.
445
00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:58,886
It is my entire raison d'être.
446
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,902
Let's do this.
447
00:19:01,926 --> 00:19:03,663
♪ Driving rock music ♪
448
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:09,708
( Bass hit and
high-pitched ring )
449
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:39,968
( Board clatters )
450
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,239
( Knuckles crack )
451
00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:55,834
♪ Rock music continues ♪
452
00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:00,977
♪ Doorbell ♪
453
00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:56,363
Back together again.
454
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:57,891
♪ Gentle emotional score ♪
455
00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:03,468
Amazing job, everybody.
456
00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:07,855
PHIL: Come here.
457
00:21:07,879 --> 00:21:11,484
I want you guys to take
another look at this.
458
00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:14,968
So, now we're all about
Priya's place, right?
459
00:21:14,992 --> 00:21:17,305
Absolutely. Are things okay?
460
00:21:17,329 --> 00:21:18,508
So far so good.
461
00:21:18,532 --> 00:21:20,378
Leon took the ring
to the jeweler
462
00:21:20,402 --> 00:21:22,406
and had that jagged prong fixed.
463
00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:25,421
You don't suppose that
was it the whole time?
464
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,316
Some sort of jewelry curse?
465
00:21:27,951 --> 00:21:30,398
Sure! Maybe. Seems unlikely.
466
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,536
Probably not.
467
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,404
So, when is the ceremony?
468
00:21:33,428 --> 00:21:34,807
Saturday night.
469
00:21:34,831 --> 00:21:37,112
A Christian ceremony with
some Hindi traditions.
470
00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:38,715
Really charming.
471
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:40,819
How do you think her father
would feel about that?
472
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,523
Dev was very open-minded.
473
00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:44,818
Hey, Luke. You got a second?
474
00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:50,071
We noticed this when we
mapped out Rita's places.
475
00:21:50,095 --> 00:21:51,808
They look totally
random until...
476
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,477
( Computer beep )
477
00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:55,549
You drop in one more data point.
478
00:21:55,573 --> 00:21:56,686
The Donovan House.
479
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,354
As Donovan gets closer,
480
00:21:58,378 --> 00:21:59,948
our P.K.E. readings get higher.
481
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:04,132
Now that Megan has relocated
and the house is vacant
482
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,972
in the, uh, corporeal sense,
483
00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:09,500
I'd like to take some
additional readings.
484
00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:13,576
You don't want to
go to the wedding.
485
00:22:14,878 --> 00:22:18,762
I've, uh, walked the
aisle with four daughters.
486
00:22:18,786 --> 00:22:21,433
I've experienced four
rehearsal dinners.
487
00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:23,428
I've survived four receptions,
488
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:26,711
restrained myself from
murdering four best men
489
00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:28,606
after four tasteless toasts.
490
00:22:29,507 --> 00:22:30,977
I've done my time.
491
00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:33,114
So, what's tonight?
492
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:35,796
Tonight is a quiet
evening at home;
493
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,065
A family dinner.
494
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,635
Are you invited?
495
00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:40,128
I'm family.
496
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,612
I would really like to check
the energy of that family.
497
00:22:43,636 --> 00:22:44,782
Can we be your plus four?
498
00:22:44,806 --> 00:22:46,083
Plus three.
499
00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:47,811
I got homework to do.
500
00:22:48,813 --> 00:22:51,852
They did want me to
find the photographer.
501
00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:54,466
Well, there you go.
502
00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,871
You just stop by and take
a couple shots of the fam
503
00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:58,474
with your Kirlian CDC,
504
00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:00,613
have a little champagne
and fried eggplant curry,
505
00:23:00,637 --> 00:23:02,015
then you're off the hook.
506
00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:04,745
Ah, I do adore fried
eggplant curry.
507
00:23:06,548 --> 00:23:09,062
I need to talk to
Priya about her father.
508
00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,498
Ah, no.
509
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,701
( Sigh )
510
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,037
I really think that
it is possible.
511
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:15,776
No, I-I don't mean no. I mean,
512
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,782
I'll talk to her.
It should be me.
513
00:23:18,806 --> 00:23:21,511
( Overlapping conversations,
laughter and light music )
514
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:24,159
( Shutter clicking )
515
00:23:24,183 --> 00:23:26,063
Lovely. Thank you, ladies.
516
00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:28,200
KAMALA: With pleasure.
517
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:29,904
Nothing demonic there.
518
00:23:29,928 --> 00:23:31,641
Yeah, well something
possessed her
519
00:23:31,665 --> 00:23:33,068
to buy those shoes.
520
00:23:39,146 --> 00:23:40,124
Anything?
521
00:23:40,148 --> 00:23:41,161
Mm.
522
00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:44,667
I'm collecting imagery
on everyone in the family
523
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:47,138
but thus far I've not
seen anything alarming.
524
00:23:47,162 --> 00:23:48,799
What about her?
525
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,013
All of her numbers are normal.
526
00:23:51,037 --> 00:23:52,883
If anything, a bit low.
527
00:23:52,907 --> 00:23:54,945
Maybe she's in
energy-saving mode?
528
00:23:57,984 --> 00:24:00,455
Ooh, god, your boss is
529
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:03,128
attractive.
530
00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:05,141
You and he aren't...?
531
00:24:05,165 --> 00:24:06,811
No, no.
532
00:24:06,835 --> 00:24:08,849
No, I'm trying to
hit all of the bad
533
00:24:08,873 --> 00:24:11,144
life choices before I
start repeating any.
534
00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:15,963
Any ideas about why these
things keep happening to me?
535
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,224
- We'll figure it out.
- Don't worry.
536
00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:21,240
You know the other night,
537
00:24:21,264 --> 00:24:24,003
when my corset was
about to kill me
538
00:24:24,871 --> 00:24:28,555
there was a second I was afraid
you weren't gonna, you know?
539
00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:29,924
Do the thing.
540
00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:32,028
I-I'm sorry. It's just,
541
00:24:32,052 --> 00:24:34,099
you know, I-I never liked to...
542
00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:36,628
You know, I never told anyone.
543
00:24:37,997 --> 00:24:39,735
You're a good friend.
544
00:24:40,135 --> 00:24:42,182
Well, all of those
summers by the lake,
545
00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:44,052
it was pretty cool
being the only cabin
546
00:24:44,076 --> 00:24:46,247
that always had a campfire.
547
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:49,731
Priya, I wanted to talk
to you about your dad.
548
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,937
Oh, you know, I hate
to see Ruby alone.
549
00:24:52,961 --> 00:24:54,598
( Footsteps away )
550
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,753
Aunt Ruby?
551
00:25:00,777 --> 00:25:02,179
♪ Gentle music ♪
552
00:25:03,148 --> 00:25:04,861
Are you all right?
553
00:25:04,885 --> 00:25:06,287
Oh...
554
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,295
So many pretty people.
555
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,144
I am just so glad
that you're here
556
00:25:13,168 --> 00:25:15,640
to see Leon and I get married.
557
00:25:15,907 --> 00:25:17,285
No, I-I'm not, dear.
558
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,889
( Laughs )
559
00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,616
Of course you are.
560
00:25:21,785 --> 00:25:23,321
I'll be here, darling,
561
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,227
but you'll be dead.
562
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:30,202
♪ Ominous music ♪
563
00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:41,901
y,
564
00:25:41,925 --> 00:25:43,905
Hi, Zooey! Is Susan around?
565
00:25:43,929 --> 00:25:45,208
- Hi!
- Hi.
566
00:25:45,232 --> 00:25:46,902
Hi.
567
00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:48,782
Mm.
568
00:25:48,806 --> 00:25:50,308
- All righty.
- Ooh.
569
00:25:51,177 --> 00:25:53,658
Increased energy
around the shrine,
570
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,118
but nothing unexpected.
571
00:25:55,686 --> 00:25:57,332
Religious iconography
always interferes
572
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,835
with normal energy flows.
573
00:25:58,859 --> 00:25:59,671
Tell me about it.
574
00:25:59,695 --> 00:26:02,667
It interfered with
20 years of my life.
575
00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:06,116
The greatest concentration
of P.K.E. in the house
576
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,220
is right here.
577
00:26:08,244 --> 00:26:09,190
LUKE: Dad again.
578
00:26:09,214 --> 00:26:12,228
So, nothing out of the
ordinary on the guests.
579
00:26:12,252 --> 00:26:14,166
Even your friend
in the wheelchair.
580
00:26:14,190 --> 00:26:16,662
God, I thought she'd
bend the needle.
581
00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:18,632
But these...
582
00:26:20,101 --> 00:26:22,206
Are the last photos I took.
583
00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:24,376
The happy couple?
584
00:26:24,978 --> 00:26:26,958
Now, that is weird.
585
00:26:26,982 --> 00:26:28,360
There's nothing on the bride.
586
00:26:28,384 --> 00:26:30,064
Bride is clean.
587
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,801
The groom
588
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:35,198
is carrying some serious
metaphysical baggage.
589
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,380
Or he's being targeted.
590
00:26:38,404 --> 00:26:40,218
How do you feel about
hacking into some
591
00:26:40,242 --> 00:26:41,988
international birth and
death certificate records?
592
00:26:42,012 --> 00:26:42,958
Oh, I love it.
593
00:26:42,982 --> 00:26:45,218
It's like existentially
Googling your exes.
594
00:26:48,124 --> 00:26:49,670
Mm.
595
00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:51,875
Thank you for picking
this up for me.
596
00:26:51,899 --> 00:26:54,838
Sorry I couldn't
make it less hideous.
597
00:26:55,272 --> 00:26:56,875
So, I, um...
598
00:26:58,378 --> 00:27:00,091
I-I tried to talk
to you last night
599
00:27:00,115 --> 00:27:02,730
but things got a little weird.
600
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,099
Ah, you think?
601
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,838
"You're gonna be
dead?" Who says that?
602
00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,775
- She's old?
- She's batshit crazy.
603
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:12,372
I don't care if she raised
Leon. That is not okay.
604
00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:15,989
So, um, we've known each
other since the fourth grade.
605
00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,427
Yes, since you sucker-punched
Todd Prentiss for calling me
606
00:27:18,451 --> 00:27:20,732
- a racist name.
- Not accurate.
607
00:27:20,756 --> 00:27:22,402
He saw it coming. He
was just too slow.
608
00:27:22,426 --> 00:27:23,638
You were my hero.
609
00:27:23,662 --> 00:27:28,047
God, I think that that's when I
decided that I wanted to be you.
610
00:27:28,071 --> 00:27:29,416
Me?
611
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,288
Well, you were way more
popular than I ever was!
612
00:27:32,312 --> 00:27:33,758
And you were much
better at sports.
613
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:35,428
Yeah, but when you
hit a softball,
614
00:27:35,452 --> 00:27:37,298
it seemed to go further
615
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,993
and, occasionally,
change direction.
616
00:27:40,796 --> 00:27:42,910
I know, that's before
you could control it,
617
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,883
but it did give you
this air of mystery.
618
00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:49,924
And you had secrets and,
ah, you were so smart.
619
00:27:49,948 --> 00:27:53,330
You know that people used to
think that you were an alien?
620
00:27:53,354 --> 00:27:54,901
Silly Earthlings.
621
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,762
( Laughter )
622
00:27:58,766 --> 00:28:00,779
Oh, god, it feels so
good to laugh again.
623
00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:02,783
You know, I'm afraid to go out.
624
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,452
If you guys don't figure
out what is going on.
625
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:05,923
Actually, we...
626
00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:07,449
We have a theory.
627
00:28:08,919 --> 00:28:10,331
( Sigh )
628
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,768
Okay.
629
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,805
I need to talk to
you about your dad.
630
00:28:13,829 --> 00:28:16,343
Did he stiff you on money
you won betting on the NBA?
631
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:18,180
- Priya...
- 'Cuz you really should have
632
00:28:18,204 --> 00:28:20,943
said something when we
were settling the estate.
633
00:28:22,379 --> 00:28:24,049
Have you seen him?
634
00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:26,320
Lately?
635
00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:29,236
I mean, I think about
my dad every day
636
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,373
I'm not talking about memories.
637
00:28:31,397 --> 00:28:33,210
♪ Emotional music ♪
638
00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:34,871
Have you
639
00:28:35,205 --> 00:28:36,507
seen him?
640
00:28:37,109 --> 00:28:38,779
In the house?
641
00:28:40,382 --> 00:28:43,965
Wait, all of this bad shit
that's been happening,
642
00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:46,136
you think it's my dad?
643
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,107
My dead dad.
644
00:28:48,131 --> 00:28:50,278
That he-he's trying
to stop the wedding?
645
00:28:50,302 --> 00:28:52,339
That he's trying to hurt me?
646
00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,386
Yeah.
647
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,347
He may not be the
648
00:28:57,516 --> 00:28:59,353
the father you remember.
649
00:29:03,796 --> 00:29:05,809
I'm not listening
to this anymore.
650
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,369
Wha... Priya! Hold on.
651
00:29:08,104 --> 00:29:11,119
I am aware of your company's
weird little specialty.
652
00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:14,259
You are seeing spooks around
every corner now, aren't you?
653
00:29:14,283 --> 00:29:15,295
Priya!
654
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:18,167
You know, maybe you
shouldn't be at the wedding.
655
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,236
Just stay away from.
656
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,273
Ooh!
657
00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:22,900
♪ Ominous music ♪
658
00:29:32,252 --> 00:29:33,965
This elevator is perfect.
659
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,334
Zero defects.
660
00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,071
You're kidding me?
661
00:29:37,095 --> 00:29:38,307
You don't understand:
662
00:29:38,331 --> 00:29:40,879
What you described
literally can't happen.
663
00:29:40,903 --> 00:29:43,484
Well, the doors opened,
and nothing was there.
664
00:29:43,508 --> 00:29:44,987
According to...?
665
00:29:45,011 --> 00:29:46,124
People.
666
00:29:46,148 --> 00:29:49,429
All I can tell you is that
this is a properly installed,
667
00:29:49,453 --> 00:29:51,601
properly maintained medium
668
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:55,041
for safe vertical transport.
669
00:29:55,065 --> 00:29:58,071
Hm. So you'll be
riding it down, then?
670
00:30:07,322 --> 00:30:09,135
I'm off to the Donovan house.
671
00:30:09,159 --> 00:30:10,563
Good luck.
672
00:30:11,197 --> 00:30:13,010
I believe I'll take the stairs.
673
00:30:13,034 --> 00:30:14,838
Hm. Good choice.
674
00:30:17,175 --> 00:30:18,922
Priya, I know you and your dad
675
00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:21,083
had such an amazing
relationship.
676
00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:23,063
When we were in high school,
677
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:25,392
I had that strict
11 o'clock curfew
678
00:30:26,227 --> 00:30:28,975
and if some boy dropped me off
679
00:30:28,999 --> 00:30:31,313
even a minute after 11,
680
00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:35,121
Dad would blink the light
switch three times and it meant,
681
00:30:35,145 --> 00:30:38,260
"I'm not going to embarrass
you with an appearance,
682
00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:41,266
but you need to know
that I'm watching.
683
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,927
♪ Warm music ♪
684
00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:45,098
"And I love you."
685
00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:49,015
Dev was a great dad.
686
00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:50,484
And not just to you.
687
00:30:50,508 --> 00:30:53,057
My dad was working all the time.
688
00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:54,884
Traveling...
689
00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:57,031
Dev was always there for me.
690
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,559
Me, too.
691
00:31:01,665 --> 00:31:03,310
You okay?
692
00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:04,613
( Sigh )
693
00:31:04,637 --> 00:31:06,040
Uh, yeah.
694
00:31:09,179 --> 00:31:12,128
Just curious: What do you
know about the spooky aunt?
695
00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:13,898
Ruby?
696
00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:16,571
Uh, she raised Leon.
697
00:31:16,595 --> 00:31:17,973
He worships her.
698
00:31:17,997 --> 00:31:19,275
How bad is her dementia?
699
00:31:19,299 --> 00:31:22,038
She's a little
slow on the uptake.
700
00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:24,209
Has trouble recognizing people.
701
00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:26,389
I've just found that
people with dementia
702
00:31:26,413 --> 00:31:29,362
are kind of like the things
we find in old houses:
703
00:31:29,386 --> 00:31:31,658
We just kind of
understand each other.
704
00:31:34,329 --> 00:31:36,066
Tonight is the rehearsal dinner?
705
00:31:36,701 --> 00:31:38,437
Yep. ( Sigh )
706
00:31:39,473 --> 00:31:41,286
The show must go on!
707
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,914
♪ Gentle music ♪
708
00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:53,167
What the...?
709
00:31:57,743 --> 00:31:59,088
Hello!
710
00:31:59,112 --> 00:32:00,559
I thought you were long gone.
711
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,228
Oh.
712
00:32:02,252 --> 00:32:03,698
Let me help.
713
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:07,630
Thank you. This is, uh,
the last of my stuff.
714
00:32:09,199 --> 00:32:12,114
We're leaving a bunch of
my grandfather's furniture
715
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,484
and books;
716
00:32:13,508 --> 00:32:15,144
Some of his art.
717
00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:17,482
Susan wants it for staging.
718
00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:21,290
Ah.
719
00:32:23,427 --> 00:32:25,064
( Hatch closes )
720
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,015
I never want to
go in there again.
721
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:30,508
I don't blame you.
722
00:32:31,343 --> 00:32:33,457
But you're going inside anyway.
723
00:32:33,481 --> 00:32:35,361
It's my job.
724
00:32:35,385 --> 00:32:37,198
Yeah.
725
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,092
♪ Gentle music ♪
726
00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:41,439
You know,
727
00:32:41,463 --> 00:32:43,310
I used to be scared of you.
728
00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:45,181
Really?
729
00:32:45,205 --> 00:32:47,351
That pleases me to no end.
730
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,055
That I was scared of you?
731
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:51,083
That you no longer are.
732
00:32:53,421 --> 00:32:55,058
Megan...
733
00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:58,064
Luke is a very...
734
00:32:58,699 --> 00:33:00,335
Very fine man.
735
00:33:01,337 --> 00:33:03,174
But he is an anomaly.
736
00:33:04,744 --> 00:33:08,217
He walks an odd,
often lonely path.
737
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,803
I'm so glad you've chosen
to walk it with him,
738
00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:14,697
for however long.
739
00:33:15,566 --> 00:33:17,311
It isn't always easy.
740
00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:18,772
Ahh...
741
00:33:19,339 --> 00:33:21,611
Why is it that the
sweetest rewards
742
00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:25,494
only sing to us on the
other side of hardship?
743
00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:27,155
That's beautiful.
744
00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:29,703
Is that Shakespeare?
745
00:33:29,727 --> 00:33:32,108
No, just a thought
I had this morning
746
00:33:32,132 --> 00:33:33,711
while feeding my cat.
747
00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:35,238
Hm.
748
00:33:39,313 --> 00:33:40,749
Go.
749
00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:43,187
Leave this awful place behind.
750
00:33:52,439 --> 00:33:54,176
( Engine turns over )
751
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,558
♪ Ominous music ♪
752
00:34:05,866 --> 00:34:07,402
Shall we dance?
753
00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:12,747
( Soft approaching footsteps )
754
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,192
( Bass hit and
high-pitched ring )
755
00:34:22,465 --> 00:34:25,271
AUNT RUBY (ETHEREAL):
Oh. Oh, my...
756
00:34:27,509 --> 00:34:29,112
It's okay.
757
00:34:30,315 --> 00:34:31,751
I'm Luke.
758
00:34:32,385 --> 00:34:34,132
I'm a friend of Priya's.
759
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:35,592
I can...
760
00:34:37,529 --> 00:34:39,166
I hear you
761
00:34:40,401 --> 00:34:41,838
but we're not speaking.
762
00:34:42,606 --> 00:34:44,343
You and me, Ruby
763
00:34:47,683 --> 00:34:49,319
we both have
764
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:51,758
a way.
765
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,396
A gift.
766
00:34:56,901 --> 00:34:59,406
If being old is a gift,
767
00:35:01,477 --> 00:35:03,447
I'd like to give it back.
768
00:35:03,815 --> 00:35:05,451
( Approaching footsteps )
769
00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,257
( Knocking )
770
00:35:08,592 --> 00:35:09,770
PHIL: Got a second?
771
00:35:09,794 --> 00:35:11,530
LUKE: You find something?
772
00:35:15,606 --> 00:35:17,418
We are all friends here.
773
00:35:17,442 --> 00:35:18,879
Go ahead.
774
00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:22,820
♪ Emotional music ♪
775
00:35:33,441 --> 00:35:35,445
This is your "something new".
776
00:35:39,286 --> 00:35:41,825
Your father picked it
out just before he...
777
00:35:42,827 --> 00:35:44,463
Well, you know.
778
00:35:50,876 --> 00:35:53,915
He knew Leon was the
one before you did.
779
00:35:57,857 --> 00:36:00,237
And the death certificates
followed the marriage licenses
780
00:36:00,261 --> 00:36:02,475
by only days, sometimes hours.
781
00:36:02,499 --> 00:36:05,204
Luke, this goes
back generations.
782
00:36:05,739 --> 00:36:07,375
1926.
783
00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:09,947
( Low rumble )
784
00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:12,920
The first love
785
00:36:15,859 --> 00:36:18,330
can never be the first wife.
786
00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:21,647
( Sniffle )
787
00:36:21,671 --> 00:36:24,677
Leon's great-great-grandfather,
Isaiah,
788
00:36:24,944 --> 00:36:27,224
was promised to a woman
789
00:36:27,248 --> 00:36:28,685
named Johanna.
790
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,671
But Isaiah loved another girl,
791
00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:35,298
named Anora.
792
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:39,583
But, still,
793
00:36:39,607 --> 00:36:43,347
a broken promise can
be a powerful thing.
794
00:36:43,815 --> 00:36:45,427
( Sniffle )
795
00:36:45,451 --> 00:36:48,892
There's always been whispers
about Johanna's mother
796
00:36:50,261 --> 00:36:52,900
that she had a-a certain power.
797
00:36:54,269 --> 00:36:55,706
And Johanna
798
00:36:56,775 --> 00:36:59,379
she made a promise
that very night
799
00:37:01,483 --> 00:37:04,757
that the first love
of all Baptiste men
800
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:07,763
would die before they could wed.
801
00:37:11,003 --> 00:37:13,474
And so, it has been ever since.
802
00:37:16,313 --> 00:37:18,694
Leon is next to have
his heart broken.
803
00:37:18,718 --> 00:37:19,831
( Sobbing )
804
00:37:19,855 --> 00:37:22,869
The wedding is not until
tomorrow and Priya's still okay.
805
00:37:22,893 --> 00:37:24,505
So, maybe we can
806
00:37:24,529 --> 00:37:26,533
Johanna will not be cheated.
807
00:37:30,576 --> 00:37:32,479
Priya must sleep tonight.
808
00:37:33,414 --> 00:37:35,586
But she won't wake up.
809
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:38,968
She won't wake up.
810
00:37:38,992 --> 00:37:40,437
( Sobbing )
811
00:37:40,461 --> 00:37:41,898
Sh, sh, sh.
812
00:37:44,035 --> 00:37:45,672
Sh, sh, sh.
813
00:38:05,511 --> 00:38:06,957
( Creaking )
814
00:38:06,981 --> 00:38:08,618
♪ Mysterious music ♪
815
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:21,452
( Click )
816
00:38:21,476 --> 00:38:22,913
( Static )
817
00:38:24,349 --> 00:38:25,728
( Beeps )
818
00:38:25,752 --> 00:38:28,357
- ( Faster beeping )
- Oh, dear.
819
00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:31,764
- Ahh!
- ( Tumbling down stairs )
820
00:38:34,536 --> 00:38:37,518
- You people are insane.
- Leon, tell them they're wrong!
821
00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:38,589
It's a stupid old legend.
822
00:38:38,613 --> 00:38:40,558
Leon, was your mother
your father's first wife?
823
00:38:40,582 --> 00:38:42,494
Of course!
824
00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:44,833
They were going to get married
right after I was born.
825
00:38:44,857 --> 00:38:48,708
She died. That's why
my Aunt Ruby raised me.
826
00:38:48,732 --> 00:38:50,545
- Leon.
- Wait!
827
00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:51,947
M-my grandmother!
828
00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:53,784
She married my grandfather,
and she was his first.
829
00:38:53,808 --> 00:38:55,788
His second love.
830
00:38:55,812 --> 00:38:59,052
I'm sorry. I've been studying
your family history all day.
831
00:38:59,486 --> 00:39:02,569
Yours too, by the
way. We need to talk.
832
00:39:02,593 --> 00:39:04,138
Okay, but what about my family?
833
00:39:04,162 --> 00:39:05,899
( Wind and thunder )
834
00:39:08,037 --> 00:39:09,683
( Female voice )
835
00:39:09,707 --> 00:39:11,019
Jesse Baptiste.
836
00:39:11,043 --> 00:39:13,423
Engaged to Renee Pierre.
837
00:39:13,447 --> 00:39:14,561
She died.
838
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:18,433
A year later he marries your
grandma, Keisha Samaroo.
839
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,005
Your grandfather, Zuriel,
engaged to Felicia Henry.
840
00:39:21,029 --> 00:39:22,676
She dies so he married.
841
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,478
Oh, okay! Just stop!
842
00:39:24,502 --> 00:39:26,917
Look, I am sorry! I won't
843
00:39:26,941 --> 00:39:29,488
I won't see her again,
okay? So, just don't!
844
00:39:29,512 --> 00:39:32,494
- There's another way.
- You get married right now.
845
00:39:32,518 --> 00:39:34,465
- PRIYA & LEON: Now?
- KAMALA: Now?
846
00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:36,169
All right. But how?
847
00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:38,073
I know a guy.
848
00:39:38,097 --> 00:39:39,867
( Thunder crackles )
849
00:39:40,501 --> 00:39:42,414
I was really your first love?
850
00:39:42,438 --> 00:39:43,875
First and last.
851
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:46,757
Dearly beloved.
852
00:39:46,781 --> 00:39:48,685
( Growls and screams )
853
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,634
The short version, Father. Hm?
854
00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:55,642
Do you, Priya, pledge
to do the things.
855
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,670
( Otherworldly
howls and groans )
856
00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:59,716
I do!
857
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:03,023
- Great. Super.
- So, do you, Leon...
858
00:40:03,047 --> 00:40:05,093
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All the things! I do!
859
00:40:05,117 --> 00:40:07,064
JOHANNA: You must not!!
860
00:40:07,088 --> 00:40:08,634
( Bed slams to floor )
861
00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:10,094
( Creaking; Screams )
862
00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,945
- Who's got the ring?
- Any ring will do!
863
00:40:13,969 --> 00:40:15,815
Priya, your necklace!
864
00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:18,979
Wrap it around his
finger! Use it as a ring!
865
00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:23,631
Look out!
866
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,668
( Kukri clatters to floor )
867
00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,539
Now that Priya and Leon have
given themselves to each other
868
00:40:27,563 --> 00:40:31,103
by solemn vows with the joining
of hands, I pronounce you.
869
00:40:32,906 --> 00:40:34,810
( Echoing otherworldly sobbing )
870
00:40:35,177 --> 00:40:37,148
( Relieved sigh )
871
00:40:44,229 --> 00:40:45,875
It's Daddy!
872
00:40:45,899 --> 00:40:47,703
♪ Uplifting music ♪
873
00:40:48,270 --> 00:40:51,076
I now pronounce
you man and wife!
874
00:40:52,813 --> 00:40:54,249
( Gasping )
875
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,108
You okay?
876
00:41:08,243 --> 00:41:10,081
You smell that too, right?
877
00:41:11,684 --> 00:41:13,120
Marigolds.
878
00:41:13,788 --> 00:41:15,224
Daddy's marigolds.
879
00:41:19,232 --> 00:41:20,769
( Sigh )
880
00:41:21,136 --> 00:41:22,806
Nice work, Padre.
881
00:41:23,641 --> 00:41:27,181
Believe it or not, I've worked
worse weddings than that.
882
00:41:29,018 --> 00:41:30,756
( Phone buzzes, dings )
883
00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:34,129
( Text whoosh )
884
00:41:34,697 --> 00:41:36,133
♪ Mysterious music ♪
885
00:41:39,339 --> 00:41:42,078
It's a bunch of
texts from August.
886
00:41:42,613 --> 00:41:44,583
He's back at the Donovan house.
887
00:41:45,852 --> 00:41:47,288
Megan is gone?
888
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:51,096
Afraid.
889
00:41:51,831 --> 00:41:53,367
August doesn't do "afraid".
890
00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:58,043
( Engine revving hard )
891
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,291
( Tires screech )
892
00:42:16,714 --> 00:42:18,250
( Footsteps on stairs )
893
00:42:25,364 --> 00:42:27,846
( Bass hit and
high-pitched ring )
894
00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:29,305
( Creaking wood )
895
00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:32,889
( Howl )
896
00:42:32,913 --> 00:42:34,349
( Thud )
897
00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:40,738
Luke!
898
00:42:40,762 --> 00:42:42,040
( Door closes )
899
00:42:42,064 --> 00:42:43,701
Luke!
900
00:42:45,204 --> 00:42:47,852
Okay, buddy. Look
at me! Look at me.
901
00:42:47,876 --> 00:42:49,656
Stay with me. Stay with me. Yes.
902
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,692
Luke!
903
00:42:50,716 --> 00:42:52,327
- PHIL: Oh, no, no, no!
- SUSAN: Call 911! Call 911!
904
00:42:52,351 --> 00:42:54,088
PHIL: Stay with me!
905
00:42:57,228 --> 00:42:58,865
♪ Closing theme ♪
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