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We have arrived.

Are you okay?

Jamie, maybe we should talk about some things before we go in.

Okay.

Is something wrong?

Uh -oh. Look, looks like we've been spotted.

Okay, we should probably go.

Unless you really want to talk right now.

No. No, it's fine. We can talk later.

Okay.

Hey!

Hi!

There's my birthday girl!

Oh, Mom, you're a day early, but thank you.

Sorry, I feel like I already know you with as much as Jamie's talked about

Come in. You guys hungry?

Hi. Come in.

Oh, Mom, it's my first day at home.

Thank you so much for having us.

I know, I'm so excited.

How was your ride? It was okay. I don't know.

I just kind of left a lot because I wanted to drive all the time.

Hi,

Dad. Hello, sweetie.

I missed you. I missed you, too.

I'm Ben.

Morris.

Great photo.

Where'd you get it?

That?

I took it, actually.

No kidding?

Jimmy didn't tell me you were a photographer.

I'm not. Not really.

Yeah, that was taken on an old Leica I had in college.

Oh, my dad had an old Leica I used to play around with when I was a kid.

That's how I learned how to shoot, actually. No kidding?

Yeah, I loved it.

Hey, I have it on my shelf in my office. You want it?

Come on, show him the camera.

Let's go before they change their minds.

He's pretty cute.

And it seems like your dad likes him already.

I know. He better not steal him from me.

I think this is it.

Happy Turkey Day, Steve Stafford, Mom and Dad.

Turkey's gobble, Kenneth.

Mr. S, is that you I hear?

Hey, Kenneth.

Hello, Judith.

Wait! Why don't you give me that turkey, Kenneth?

He's so weird.

Hi. He's weird.

How was your trip?

It was good.

Yeah, nothing too exciting. I'm super jet -lagged. How was your drive? It was

fine. Ben just drove the whole way.

And he actually just got back from Japan, too.

Wait.

Ben? Yeah.

I told you about him over the phone.

And here he is.

Come in, Jimmy's boyfriend. Do you copy? Over.

Ben, I see you've met Kenneth.

And I'd love you to meet my favorite sister, Emily.

Pleasure to meet you.

Likewise.

So, Ben just got back from sitting a calendar in Japan.

Right, Ben?

James, I don't think that's something we should be talking about over dinner.

Not that kind of calendar.

Like nature and landscape.

Right, Ben?

Uh, right.

That was a good guess, Em.

What other kind of calendars are there?

Hmm. They're the calendars I was talking about. Like the nude calendars.

Kenneth, eat your food.

Okay. Japan, huh?

You speak any of the language?

Uh... Uh,

no, not really.

Something funny?

Um, no, I was just thinking about something else.

Em,

you were in Japan, right?

What part were you in?

Um, I was in, like, the Osaka area.

Where were you, Ben?

Oh, I flew into around the same area, but I traveled around a lot, you know,

seeing the sights.

Wouldn't it have been a riot if you two had bumped into each other?

My flight arrived two hours ago.

This is my flight number right here.

Yes, we are so sorry for the inconvenience.

If he finds the baggage... No, you don't understand.

All of my signed legal documents are in there. I can't do anything without them.

Yes, we strongly recommend all the personal documents be kept on the

Yeah, it's a little late for that.

Hi, I'm Ben. Hold on, I've done this before.

Okane.

Okane.

Oh, I'm so sorry. We cannot accept money from customers.

Oh, I know you can't.

So don't take it.

Don't take it.

Well, I worked in Portugal.

Seriously?

That was your plan?

Uh, yeah.

Amazing.

I thought you at least knew the language or something.

Oh, I know the language.

Here, watch this.

Sushi ie.

What does that mean?

Well, it means that I don't like sushi because I think it's inhumane to kill a

fish and display it on a slab of rice for the whole world to gawk at.

Thank you for your help.

That translates into all that.

I think you're full of shit.

Oh, you do?

Bold words from a small lady.

Yeah, anyway, it's close enough.

I just had a goldfish as a kid, so I guess I'm a little sensitive.

You want to know how you say hello?

Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa.

See?

So, you shoot calendars?

Well, sometimes.

You see, I'm freelance, so I just take whatever job comes my way.

Interesting.

Okay, so what's the wildest job you've had so far?

Good question.

Okay, so I had this roommate in college who had a friend who started a rent -a

-cat business, and I took the photos for their catalog.

A rent -a -cat business?

How does that work?

You know, I don't really know.

Yeah, I'm guessing that clients, most likely old women, just a guess, call in

and order a furry feline based on what they like in the catalog.

Wow. I should look that up sometime.

Yeah, do.

See, I would personally recommend Fire Rescue Cat.

You see, because it comes with a toy fire truck just in case you get tired of

the cat.

Whoa.

You're going to whiff of this one. This one's potent. Be careful.

Oh.

I'm going to throw up. You really should.

See, they have these tiny little robots that scoot out here and gobble up

whatever you drop on the floor.

Is that true?

I hope so.

You are literally the strangest person I've ever met.

You used the word literally in that sentence.

Am I literally the strangest person you've ever met? You know how to use

word, right?

Yes, I do. Like this. I'm literally leaving now.

Wait, what about your luggage? Don't you need those documents for work?

I'm just going to have them FedEx copies to me.

Well, why don't you just print new ones?

I can't unless you have a printer that can do watermarks in that bag.

Hmm.

You know, let me check.

Whoops. Wouldn't want to lose that.

You know, looks like I left my watermark printer at home.

Well, good luck with your calendar and with getting your luggage.

Thank you.

Squid for the road?

Tempting. I'm good.

You wouldn't happen to know how to call a cab, would you?

Right here.

Right here.

Right here is actually the name of your hotel. Did you know that?

That's how you pronounce it in Japanese.

You're photogenic.

Thank you.

Wow.

Your company doesn't mess around.

Yeah. One of the perks of my job, I guess.

Uh, are you going to be okay getting to your hotel?

Yeah, it's just around the block.

I'll be alright.

Okay.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Likewise.

I'm going to head in now.

Okay.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Let's just say I had a thing for frozen yogurt.

So as I was about to leave, I didn't know that on the floor there was a

puddle of Coconut Supreme.

So I set the full blast, and my bowl of happiness went all over this beautiful

woman. And I swear, I thought she was going to deck me right in the... That's

just called the face.

Yes, sir.

So she's covered in yogurt, and before I could even say anything, she says,

Well, are you going to grab a spoon and finish what you started, or what?

And that's when I knew. That's when I knew that she was the girl for me.

If that isn't a story to put me to sleep happy, I don't know what is.

Come on, hon.

Time for bed.

You're all right, Kenneth. You're all right. Thank you, Mr. Spaff. I think

you're pretty great, too. I said you were all right, not pretty great.

Night, Mom. Night, Dad.

Night. Love you.

Love you, too.

I think I'm going to go to bed, too. Oh, okay.

Good night.

Do you want to watch a movie or something?

Oh, yes.

I am definitely down for a movie.

When was the last time you guys watched Die Hard?

I could definitely go for some Die Hard.

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Good night,

Jamie. Let's get you to bed.

Do you want to sleep here tonight?

I don't know if that's a good idea.

Why not?

I don't know.

In your parents' house?

It's fine.

Really.

If you feel weird, just wake up early and go to your bed.

Ben? Coming.

Ben?

Oh, hey.

What are you doing here?

I'm staying in this hotel.

In this hotel?

That's weird.

What are you doing here?

Well, my hotel the only thing they had was brown fish soup and although that

tempting what I really wanted was bacon and eggs Sit down join me

So, uh, what about your photography I leave in about an hour

I have to catch a bullet train and then another train and then one more train

after that I have to hop a ferry and then maybe a canoe ride or something

Hey, did your documents ever show up?

No, actually.

Yeah, they won't be here for another few days.

Well, if you want, you can tag along with me.

I can get you into all the scenic hot spots, and it'd be really great to have

some company.

I better not.

I just, you know, there's some work I can be doing in the meanwhile, so...

That's fine.

Just thought I'd offer.

You know what? Sure.

I'll come.

That's great.

Hope you have strong arms, because camera equipment is heavy.

Oh, okay.

Now I know why you wanted me to come with you.

You catch on quick.

I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, you lovebirds, don't move a muscle.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Go back.

Go back. Who decides?

Who decides?

It's not the same without them.

Have an idea?

Come on.

The sun won't wait forever.

It's okay.

We're actors.

Right.

You want coffee?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Do you want coffee?

No, I hate coffee.

Oh, me too.

Why did you ask?

In case you wanted some.

Hey, I have something for you.

Do you have one too?

Except these deer are hiding something.

It's our little secret.

No one has to know.

Thank you, Ben.

I love it.

Oh, um...

Do you have a phone charger?

I think I left mine in my other bag.

Yeah, in my camera bag.

Okay.

Ben, why don't you join me in the study when you're done here?

Sure.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, sit down, Ben.

So, how'd you sleep?

Great.

Slept like a baby.

How... How did you sleep?

I know what you're up to, Ben.

I'm sorry?

The phone call.

Two weeks ago, you called me and said that... We needed to talk face to face

when you got here.

So, what do you want to talk about?

I just wanted to thank you for raising a great daughter.

Daughter, really. They're both great.

I read you loud and clear on that, Ben.

So, how long have you...

You and Jamie have been seeing each other now, what, six months or so?

Actually, it's been a little closer to four months.

Well, that's about how long I dated Judy before I popped the big question.

So, you already have a ring?

Sir?

An engagement ring?

You have one already, I assume?

Yeah,

I have a ring.

So, go ahead.

Ask me for my blessing.

Sir,

I really care about your daughter.

And so I wanted to, I guess,

formally receive your permission in asking for your daughter's hand in

Of course you can.

Hey, you could ask her tonight.

Oh, no, I don't think that's a good idea. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. Okay.

Nothing would make me happier, son.

Why didn't you say anything?

Because I didn't think there was anything to say. Anything to say? You

girlfriend and an engagement ring, Ben.

I mean, I didn't think there was anything to say anymore.

The whole thing is just a thing that happened. Don't.

It was a mistake.

You know that's not true.

It won't work, Ben.

I don't believe you.

I'm sorry.

This is a thing.

That I do. Not this.

Just doing without thinking.

I'm sorry.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Then...

Then don't say anything.

Tell me one thing.

Are you going to marry this girl?

No.

Because I can't do this and not know whether... Emily.

I promise you, I'm not going to marry her.

Girl,

you're going to be here in a minute. Can we talk?

Okay. Oh, my word.

I really don't want to. I really don't want to.

Watch this.

See that?

Whoa. And then that's how you just... Okay. They're here!

Hey! How's it going? We're almost there. We're almost ready. Come on in. Come on

in.

Like that.

Okay.

Ooh, nice and light. That's a good sign.

I've never done this before.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Thank you. Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

I've always wanted to do that, and I finally get a chance to do it. Sit down.

You're drunk.

Good to have you here, sis.

Oh,

yes.

I would like to make a toast on this marvelous occasion.

We are so lucky to have the most important people in the world here.

Family.

And when this world goes to hell, and it will, we'll always have each other

to lean on.

To defend when others have hurt us.

Or to turn to when we have hurt ourselves.

Oh, and another toast to our baby girl.

We love you.

And we're so glad that we can share this once -in -a -lifetime event.

Thanks, Ted.

Did you know that my birthday comes once every year?

I'm not talking about your birthday.

Am I, Ben? Huh?

It's really great to be here with everyone and to meet everyone.

It's great.

And? What are you doing?

Here, here.

Food's really great.

And? Jamie,

you know how much I care for you and

how much I love you.

And so,

with all your family around, I wanted to ask you...

Jamie Lynn Baffert, will you marry me?

Ben, son, do you have a setting that would take off 10 pounds?

Oh, make that 20.

Okay, here we go.

There wasn't a flash.

Is that a problem?

It should be fine, but we can take it again if you want. I'm pretty sure Ben

knows what he's doing, hon.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Oh, they turned out really nice.

Canada's smiling weird, though.

Oh, I haven't seen your photos from Japan yet.

How pretty.

Jamie. What's that all about?

I don't know.

Jamie,

what you saw, I can explain. It was all this crazy coincidence and we just got

lost in it all. I want to move the wedding up to January.

What?

I want to get married.

Jamie, is there something you're not telling me because... Seriously?

You're going to ask me if there's something that I'm hiding from you?

Why January?

Because I need at least three months to plan the wedding and move into your

apartment.

We are.

We have been since the first time that you kissed me and our first date in

January is going to be the start of the rest of our lives. Jamie, I just feel

like we should talk about some things first.

Like what?

Like what?

After what you saw, you can't think of anything else to say except let's speed

up the wedding?

There's obviously something wrong here.

No. No, we did everything right. We did everything perfectly. Janet, please

stop.

Why are you doing this?

Don't you love me anymore?

Of course I do.

Jamie, I just think we should slow down.

I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant, Ben.

I'm just so relieved.

I'm so relieved that I'm not going to have to do this by myself.

Jamie, honey, what's going on?

Is everything all right? Yeah.

Sorry, we just, um... We're a little emotional right now.

Because we just found out, um... We're pregnant.

Oh, that's wonderful!

No backing out now, huh?

You're not upset?

Well, if it was anyone else, I would be.

But you're already family in my book.

Um, hey, just so you know, I don't want to hear anything that has to do with you

and Ben, okay? What you guys did.

But now it's water under the bridge.

I don't need you to bring it up again or get in my way, okay?

If you can't do that, I really think that we're just going to have to tell

everybody. Mom, Dad, Kenneth.

Because I really think that they deserve to know, you know?

They really do.

Just don't ruin everything that you and I have ever worked for.

I'm so lucky to have you as my big sis.

Ben.

Yeah?

Do you love your girlfriend?

I think so.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Maybe?

Shouldn't you know?

You were ready to propose to her.

Well, that was mostly just because it made the most sense.

Made the most sense.

According to?

Our plan.

I don't know.

We started dating.

And we would talk all the time.

And every Friday we'd go on a date.

And she made it very clear that she wanted a spring wedding.

So it was either propose now or in a year.

Easier sticking to the plan.

Maybe this is a bad idea.

Ben?

I thought that I was ready to hear about her, but I don't think that I... Wait,

wait, wait. What's going on?

Never mind. Can we just not talk about it anymore?

Well, you're the one who brought it up. I know, it's just...

You

were ready to marry this girl.

And I don't understand how you're ready to give it all up for someone...

You just barely met.

Do you really want to know?

What do you feel?

Well, you're a good friend.

What does she look?

She's very pretty.

She has blue eyes.

She's smooth from this day forward. And strong. For better or worse. For worse.

For richer.

She's so kind. And poor.

Sounds wonderful.

She is.

You sure you don't love her?

Yeah.

I'm sure.

No, Mom, I promise you, he or she, I guess, is gonna be a soccer player.

Dad, there's nothing wrong with soccer players.

Ben played soccer.

Didn't you, Ben?

Huh?

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, anyway, we're going to be home in like 20

anyway, so we'll just talk to you then.

Okay?

Okay, I love you.

Okay, love you. Bye.

Mom and Dad sound excited to have everyone home.

Yeah, that's good.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just watching the road.

All right.

I just wasn't sure if you were thinking about Emily and Kenneth and everyone

being there or not.

Don't do that.

What?

I'm not implying anything, Ben. I'm just saying if you want to talk about it, we

can talk about it. There's nothing to talk about.

Okay.

Here,

I'm the one who's supposed to be having mood swings.

Well, you weren't kidding, were you?

Hi, Dad.

You see what you did to my daughter?

Dad,

you look great.

36 pounds and counting.

I haven't eaten a peanut butter sandwich in six months.

You go in and grab your stuff.

Long drive, huh?

Must have been longer with a pregnant lady sitting next to you the entire way.

It wasn't so bad.

Oh, got anything back in here?

Just my camera. I'll grab it.

So, you don't know what you're getting yet, huh?

Nope. She won't let the doctors tell us.

That's Jamie for you. Her mom was the same way when we had Emily.

You know, I love my daughters.

But I always secretly wanted a son.

But I guess I wound up getting one, didn't I?

Come on.

Let's go.

Let's go inside and get you out of the sun.

Hi, Ben.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so human -like.

Yeah, what were you expecting, like a Furby or something?

No, it's just so weird.

Oh, so cute.

What's the black thing? I don't want to know the gender until it's born.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Ben, your computer's asking for a password.

Oh, it's N -A -R -A -K -O -E -N.

Nara Cohen.

What's that?

It's the deer park in Japan.

Hmm.

Random.

Hi, Kenneth.

I've got something to show you in my room.

Right now.

What is it?

I can't tell you.

Okay. It's firework.

Not the illegal ones, okay? I just need your help tonight.

Okay, let me just put this luggage away and I'll be right there.

Whoa.

Honey, what's wrong? The baby's kicking again.

Oh. Good, good.

I don't feel anything.

Wait.

There it is. Oh, my God.

Can I listen?

Yeah.

Can you feel it? Yeah.

Okay, on three, say cheese.

One, two, three.

Cheese.

Thank you. Thank you.

Bye -bye.

I want to put them in my

bag and take them home with me.

Do you like kids?

Up.

I don't know, to be honest.

I mean, I do, you know. It's just... Growing up as an only child, you just

used to being around adults and kids your own age at school, you know?

But I'm sure that when I get married, I'll want kids.

What about you?

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe? Didn't you just say that you love kids?

Oh, no, I do love kids.

I'm just not really sure about marriage.

If I could have kids and avoid the whole marriage thing, I think I'd do that.

Oh, well.

I know how to do that if you need some help.

You know what I mean?

You know, I don't really know what you mean. Are you saying that you never want

to get married?

Not never. I don't know.

I just haven't felt the desire to.

Not yet, anyway.

Hmm.

Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet.

Oh, yeah, you think so?

What's this right guy look like?

Hmm.

He's probably 5 '11", 175 pounds.

Yeah, he probably is artistic.

Probably a photographer.

Devilishly handsome.

I don't think I know anyone under that description.

Oh. No.

Keep looking.

Hey, hurry up. They're going to start shooting them off whether we found a

or not.

What's up, bro?

Hey. You got those fireworks I gave you?

Yeah, I got them.

But I don't know, Kenneth. Is this such a good idea?

Don't worry, okay?

Just when the finale starts, light them all up and give them out to everyone.

Okay, but... We got this.

I don't know. Some sort of firework prank, I think.

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure these are just sparklers.

Now.

Sit down. Kimmich, you knucklehead. Sit down.

Yes, sir. Okay, one moment.

What's going on?

Emily, as you are aware, you have been dating me for one year and ten months.

And I have been dating you for one year and ten months. Um, I messed up. Okay.

Emily, as you are aware, you have been... Okay,

screw it.

Emily, I love you.

What is he saying?

I don't know, I can't really hear.

I've always loved you, so...

Emily Rebecca Spafford, will you do me the honor of being my wife?

Yes! Yeah?

Yes!

Welcome to the family, I guess.

Victor.

I mean, Dad.

Kevin, help me.

We are now relieved by blood.

Congratulations, Kenneth. I'm really happy for you.

Although I could have sworn those were bottle rockets.

Do you mind grabbing my chair, too?

So did you have any idea?

Well, sort of. She found the ring on my table.

No.

Incredible.

I know, I know, but I gave a very convincing story that I found the box on

street and there was nothing in it. Right, Em? Back me up here, right?

Hey!

Hey. Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I just have a headache.

Do you want to take something?

I'm okay. I think I'm just going to head to bed.

Okay. I'll be right behind you.

Are you sure that you're okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, brother.

Thanks again for your help today. I really appreciate it. Man, I was so

I just kept thinking to myself, like, you know, you got this, man. You know,

just trying to pump myself up.

Yeah, that's great.

Hey, Kenneth, I have a headache, so I'm going to go to bed.

Wait, wait, before you go, I wanted to ask you.

Well, you've been a good friend to me and Em, and since we're going to be

brothers... I was wondering if you would do me the honor of being my best man at

the wedding.

Are you serious?

I don't know, Ken.

Isn't there someone else you'd rather do that?

A close friend from home?

No, man.

You are my close friend.

Okay, I'll do it.

Yes! I knew I could count on you. Also, we're going to need you to take our

wedding photos.

A little double duty for you. Is that cool?

Sure. Whatever you need. Oh, man.

You're the best.

No wonder Emily loves you.

Wait, what?

I said, uh, you're the best, man.

Ah, you're the best, man.

I like that. You're funny. No, no. After that.

Uh, no wonder Jamie loves you.

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

Hey, you good night, future brother -in -law and best man ever.

Woo!

I'm sleeping. You're not sleeping.

Can't sleep?

Oh.

Hey, you scared me.

Sorry about that.

No, it's all right. I just have some stuff from work on my mind, I guess.

What's keeping you up?

Same thing as you, I guess.

What are you working on?

Oh, it's just a portfolio for a new designer. Nothing special.

No cats this time.

Cat?

Yeah, remember the rent -a -cat thing?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'd forgotten about that.

No, no, nothing quite that exciting lately.

Well, it's a hard one to top.

Yeah, well, um, his new business idea is actually pretty cutting edge.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

Uh... It's lingerie made out of different cured meats.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah.

He actually sewed together this negligee made out of pancetta.

Okay. Yeah, and he also has this prosciutto brassiere that he

had his girlfriend tie on.

Pretty weird.

Any pepperoni panties?

No, no, but that's pretty good.

Or bacon boxers.

Yeah, wow, you have some good ideas. I should have him give you a call.

Yeah, well, don't tell Kenneth. He might order some for our honeymoon.

Yeah.

That's, uh, I mean, that's really great.

Yeah, thanks.

Well, I better get to bed.

Night, Ben.

I'm sorry. Just give me a second. I have to go to bed. Wait.

You know, you lied to me.

You lied to me, Em.

What?

You said you were never going to get married.

I said I wasn't sure if I wanted.

To get married.

And now I'm sure.

You said so yourself, maybe I hadn't met the right guy.

Well, I have.

Bullshit.

Come on, Em. Don't call me that.

Hey, Ben.

Can I have 200 yen?

I don't know if you can trust a fortune you have to pay for.

Ben.

Thank you.

It's hung for you.

Mine must have gotten lost in translation because this makes zero

What did yours say?

Mine didn't really make much sense either.

Oh.

What did it say?

Let's go.

I'm getting hungry

I'm

going to bed

Em. Maybe we shouldn't do this.

What do you mean?

It's been really quiet all day, and I...

I figured that maybe you were feeling differently about everything.

I've just had some things back home on my mind.

If you need me to wait until you're in a better place, I can wait.

I mean, I have to go home and take... care of some things too, you know?

Some of us just plan to go home in a couple days and just seeing how

goes.

You're okay with that?

I mean, how good?

I'm not worried.

If it's meant to be.

Then everything will work out.

How's it coming, ladies? We're almost done.

Oh, Em.

You look beautiful.

Thank you, Dad.

Emily, are you here?

Kenneth, it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.

Well, that didn't stop us, did it?

I'm very aware of that, Judith.

See? Problem solved.

You know, it's not too late to back out, honey.

Not funny, Dad.

Well, I just wanted to give this to you, Emily, before, you know, marriage.

Thank you, Kenneth.

It's beautiful.

Really nice, Kenneth.

Thank you, sir.

You know, my father always said, jewelry before the wedding will pay during the

bedding. All right, that's it. Out you go.

Now. Now.

I love you.

One last chance?

Out, Morris.

Love you.

And you look beautiful.

Love you, Dad.

I used to think that love was a hard pull.

That love was an invisible force like gravity.

But you taught me about a different kind of love.

Love that is soft.

Love that wakes instead of pulls.

Compliments instead of complicates.

To always show you that soft love.

That love you taught me.

And that you deserve.

You make me feel incredible.

And as we embark on our journey together, I promise I will spend

all my life trying to make you feel the same way I do.

Do you, Kenneth Andrew Lopez, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Yeah, I do.

And do you, Emily Rebecca Baffert, take this man to be your lawfully wedded

husband?

I do.

You may now kiss the bride.

Single, single, cat lady.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Ben! All right, on behalf of my daughter, Emily, and her boy, husband,

going to take some getting used to.

We'll start getting used to it, Dad.

Okay, let's go cut that cake, huh?

Okay.

Wait a second.

I didn't let my best man give a speech.

Come on up here, man. Everybody give my best man a hand.

I wasn't really planning on giving a speech so I didn't prepare anything.

He's the greatest.

When Kenneth asked me to be his best man, I was honestly a bit hesitant.

I've never been a best man before and I guess I was just nervous to be

a best man to one of the best men I know.

You're a good guy, Kenneth.

There's probably not much I can tell you that you don't already know.

After all, I've only been married for, well, not even a year yet, so there's

much I can tell you in that arena either.

But I am in love.

And that's something I know a lot about.

If I were to say anything,

It would be to never forget what you have felt.

And some things are meant to be, no matter what.

Well, last of all, I guess, a toast.

To the bride and groom.

Great speech, ma 'am.

Now who wants some cake?

It was really nice, um, nice to hear you say stuff like that.

Thanks.

So, Ben, your computer's nearly dead. Where's your charger?

There we go, yeah.

Benjamin?

What? Your charger?

Uh, it's in the front pocket of my bag.

Love you. Love you.

It's not in there.

Ben? Huh? Your charger.

Did you check the front pocket? Yes, I checked the front pocket and it's not in

there. Where else could it be?

Let's go inside.

I'm so sorry. We'll be right back.

It's probably plugged into the wall in our room.

Okay, please hurry.

Wait, where are the wedding photos?

Yeah, just search Emily Wedding and you'll find the folder.

Mom, do you know where my...

Sorry. I thought you were Mom for a second.

Thanks for that speech. It was really beautiful.

Yeah, of course.

I just need to talk to you for a second.

Ben, we're leaving for the airport in like ten minutes. It'll only take a

minute. I don't really have time. Give me three minutes. Ben, I can't. Emily,

just shut up for a second.

I still feel the same way as when we were in Japan together.

Don't you?

What exactly are you wanting me to say?

I just want you to stop pretending like you're okay with how things have turned

out.

With the way things have turned out? Stop it.

Can't you see how much you're going to end up hurting Kenneth?

How am I going to hurt Kenneth?

When you come back and things don't work out between you.

What are you talking about?

Emily, can you honestly not remember everything we felt together?

The time that we spent together in Japan was the happiest I have ever been in my

entire life.

I was a different person. I became someone who I felt that I liked.

I'm only that way with you.

I feel I can't be that person again.

And I know that you feel the same way.

Tell me if I'm wrong.

What are you expecting me to do?

Run away with you?

Leave our families and never talk to them again.

Do you honestly think we could be happy like that?

Maybe.

Ben, what have you been doing these past months?

I am happy.

I want things to be the way that they are.

Aren't you happy?

How can I be?

How can I honestly be happy knowing that I've spent the last year married to the

wrong sister?

How dare you say that about the mother of your child?

Did anybody remind Ben that this was Kenneth's wedding, too?

Emily!

What's going on?

Dad?

Jamie, wait, please.

Jamie, I... Dad, no!

Son of a bitch. Dad, stop!

Dad, there's nothing going on between us. It's over.

Damn right it's over. What's over?

What's going on?

Ben, are you okay?

Ken, I'm so sorry.

Uh... I got a...

Kenneth?

Emily, wait.

Dad!

Judy, get the keys.

Jamie, we gotta go.

What?

Oh.

Oh, my God. I must have spilled something standing up. Jamie, we should

No. The baby's not due for another four weeks.

Judy,

keys. I'll grab them.

I'm really sorry, but we're going to have to call this party early.

I'm sorry.

Judy, we've got to go.

Okay, I guess I'll stay and clear everyone out, and you take the girls.

go. I got this. And go in with Jamie? I don't think so, honey. I'll be right

behind you.

Okay.

Hurry. Let's go. Where the hell is Kenneth?

I found it. Good. Get in.

Wait, Em.

Will you ride back here with me?

Of course.

Let's get you buckled in.

Kenneth, front seat.

Can I see?

Sure.

Hi, my daughter was just checked into the delivery room.

Okay, what's your name?

Jamie Wilson.

Okay, are you both family?

I'm her mother, and this is the father.

Okay, why don't you follow me to the delivery room?

Sir? Do you want to just follow me?

Yeah.

Thank goodness you're here. No offense, honey.

I think you should think twice before coming in here.

I'm the father.

I don't care who you are. If Jamie doesn't want you in here... I want him

Thank you for being here.

It's all right, honey. It's all right. Just breathe.

Yeah. Yeah, like your idiot husband said.

Breathe.

Jamie, you're almost fully dilated. We have to prepare you now. Wait, already?

Yes, already.

You two are a little late to the game. And the baby is early.

Jana, we have to get her ready now.

I'm out of here.

Love you, honey

Seth, please. What?

I... Yes?

I'm so sorry.

Seth, please say something.

Do you love him?

Because if you do, that's okay.

Just tell me what you need me to do, Em.

Do you want me to let you go?

I mean... I don't think I can.

But I will.

I mean, if that's what makes you happy, it's... No.

No.

When you're ready, I will tell you everything.

Will you forgive me?

Oh, Em.

Of course I forgive you.

You're doing good, Jamie.

Maintain that pressure. We're almost there.

You're almost there.

Keep pushing, Jamie.

Dr. Brown, fetal heart rate is jumping to category two.

What does that mean? It means your baby can't breathe. I need you to push,

Jamie, and I need you to push now and hard.

Push, Jamie.

Push.

Just push, Jamie.

Push.

I can't. I can't. I can't do it. Yes, you can. Yes, you can, Jamie. Come on.

I can't. Yes, you can. I can't, but I can't. I can't. This is baby. I'm going

lose you.

I'm going to lose you. I'm going to lose you.

I'm going to lose you. Jamie, I'm right here.

Jamie, I'm right here. Jamie, I'm right here.

I'm not going anywhere, okay?

I'm not going anywhere. I'm right here.

You've got to push, okay?

Come on.

You've got this.

Keep pushing.

Push.

Almost there.

You're out. You did it, Jamie. You're done. You did it.

Good girl.

Congratulations. I have to get her to the NICU.

Immediately. Will she be okay?

She's very small and she needs oxygen.

Hi, Princess.

You can go see her later, but I have to get her out of here now.

Wait. Ben, can you please go see her?

Yeah, I guess.

Like I

mentioned, we'll have to keep her here for at least a

couple of weeks.

But you're welcome to stay as long as you want. Just let the nurses know and

they'll walk you out.

Is she okay?

Yes. She's chewing on her bear, little cutie.

You buckle her in?

Yes. Did you get the bottom part, too? Yes, safety officer Benjamin.

Sorry. Can't help it.

Everything okay?

Um... Are you sure that you're okay

seeing everyone again?

Of course.

I'm serious.

I feel like I've finally moved on.

Water under the bridge.

And why haven't you started the car?

I'll start the car... as soon as you buckle your seatbelt, miss.

Yes, officer, right away.

Bye.

Ew.