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- Previously on "Drag Race Down Under"...

- Prior to your arrival, you were randomly assigned a colour.

But what you don't know is that we doubled up on the colours.

Lucina Innocence.

- I didn't think the reveal was big enough.

- Karna Ford.

There is a disconnect. They're telling two different stories.

Lazy Susan.

Condragulations.

You're the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.

Lucina Innocence, Karna Ford.

Shantay, you both stay.

- Yes, bitch. - My God.

- I am so happy to be here.

- Top ten. - My God.

Top fucking ten.

- Oof.

I am feeling all the emotions.

- My brain feels like it's about to explode,

but I am so relieved.

- First double save in "Down Under" history, bitch.

Yes!

- Well, that means that we just went through the first week

for nothing, but that's okay. That's okay.

- As soon as I heard Lucina's name first,

I was just like, fuck.

I felt like I let down so many people and myself.

- Babe. - You did not at all.

- I was just a bit disappointed in myself

for not being at the expectation

that I hold myself to.

I feel like I have a reputation in Sydney,

and to leave so early, it just would have fucking sucked.

I'm glad it's not happened.

So are we.

- Yeah. - We're glad you're both still here.

- Well. - Sort of.

- We wanna get bitches out every week.

I wanna get to that top however many.

- Well, can we give it up for our Winner as well for this challenge?

Yeah!

- I feel very good to have stamped that very first little win

so the girls don't stress.

They know who's here to play.

It's very fantastic.

- Now we know the deal.

Let's fucking go. - Yeah.

- This is the last time I'm safe.

It's topping from now on,

and that's not something I usually do.

- Anyone else wanna get out of drag for the first time?

- Let's get out of this shit.

- It means so much to me that I'm kept in the competition.

- This has lit an entire fucking firebomb in my fucking ass.

- I'm gonna make sure that the reputation is lived up to.

I am Karna Ford. I am that bitch.

I am the performer.

This is so pretty.

- I'm ready to start this competition.

Everyone who's gonna go up against me

is gonna be fucking scared.

- The winner of "Drag Race Down Under"

receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $50,000.

Tonight with Isis Avis Loren, Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra-special guest judge, Kween Kong.

RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

Lip Sync Assassins.

- Yeah, yeah.

It's a new day in the Werk Room

And we're still ten bitches.

- Now, there's no chance of two of us

being saved later in the competition, so thank you.

Thank you.

- Right now I'm feeling great.

The switch in mood and energy that I felt

going from yesterday to today

is just complete opposite ends of whatever spectrum that is.

- I was honestly worried when I was up against...

- I would be. - Miss Thing.

- Lip-synching is what I do.

It's my bread and butter, like they said.

- Don't say bread here.

Mandy's very, very triggered at the moment.

- Olivia, how do you feel?

Girl, gagged.

I am gagged-gagged.

- Also, don't say gagged.

Mandy hasn't seen Ray in awhile.

- I've been given a second chance.

Deep down, like, I'm extremely scared,

and I want to just make sure that I'm showing

that I deserve to be here.

So y'all are loud bitches, but I just want you

to know that there's more than just yourself in this competition.

Where, bitch?

- Yeah, right?

- I'm looking nowhere in particular.

- I'm not gonna tone it down.

I just happen to be screaming through this entire process

because I'm having fun.

If I go silent, call the cops because something's gone wrong.

While we're here, though, could we just get her microphone

turned up a bit?

It's just a little low.

I think I'm ready to get the competition started.

Anybody else?

Yes!

- I'm just keen for anything that's not judging

purely on our aesthetic.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- So Michelle walks into the Werk Room,

and, honestly, fuck her for looking that good.

- Good morning, Mother.

- You're an easy crowd.

- Yes, we are.

I'm easy, too, so...

Now that you've all had your chance

to make a first impression, this competition

is about to get real,

as in one of you will be going home...

for real.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're taking inspiration from Olivia Newton-John's

iconic role in "Grease."

As you form two girl groups.

One group is the Good Sandys,

and the other is the Bad Sandys.

#DragRaceDownUnder.

The Good Sandys will perform the original song, "Mr. Right."

And the Bad Sandys will perform the original song,

"Mr. Right Now."

- I'm ready. Throw it at me. I'm ready to go.

- Okay, to keep things simple,

I'm gonna split you right down the middle.

So, Max Drag Queen, Olivia Dreams,

Karna Ford, Lazy Susan, and Brenda Bressed,

you'll be the Good Sandys.

Ooh!

And that means Nikita Iman, Lucina Innocence,

Freya Armani, Mandy Moobs, and Vybe, you are the Bad Sandys.

Yeah!

- We're the sluts.

- Thank the Lord I'm a Bad Sandy.

I feel like we all wanna just be the good little girl.

But deep down inside, we are horrid, disgusting people

and it is celebrated in the musical.

- Now, each of you needs to write your own verse.

And then each group will get a chance to work on their choreo

with this week's extra-special guest judge,

"Drag Race Down Under" royalty, Kween Kong!

- Hopefully, she doesn't expect me to do backflips and shit.

- Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen...

Win!

How are we feeling about being the Good...

- Good. - The Good Sandy?

- Well, God cast me in the role.

- We're the Bad Sandys.

- Yes!

- It's not gonna be a stretch for us.

It's gonna be so hard.

- In my eyes, I'm looking at it as like an acting challenge.

I think the key to succeeding this challenge

is seeing through the lines of what the challenge is.

It's a girl group challenge, but it's not.

I think it's a musical theatre challenge, but it's also not.

The one thing I am very confident in

is the fact that I command a fucking stage.

I mean, like, looking at the other group,

we know they've got definitely Karna and Max that can turn it out.

But, like, I mean, Lazy Susan, she's got a great personality.

- It's gonna be interesting to see if they can come together.

- All right, Olivia, what are you bringing to this challenge?

Are you singing? Are you dancing? Are you acting?

- I'm gonna try for a little bit of a rap, I think.

Okay.

- She's going to become a rapstress.

God bless.

What if we played into that kind of high school,

sort of every girl group has their own, you know...

- Like a cliquey... - Yeah, like a clique.

Like a popular girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- There's a nerdy girl.

There's the... - The religious girl.

- Yeah, the religious girl.

- I'm really debating whether I go like...

like stupid character that could be the dumb

like lunch lady Bad Sandy.

- My biggest competition this week?

Vybe.

We are on the same frequency, but that's

gonna be an issue because there's usually

only space for one campy queen in the competition at the end.

- Really raspy in the voice.

- I kind of wanna be, like, flirty and just

very much like a tease.

- Luc, what are we thinking?

- I just got a start.

I don't need a ring to lose my innocence

because I'm the kind of girl who just can't commit.

- I think like Miss Lazy Susan, she definitely

has a Mr. Right in mind. - Yeah.

- Maybe he doesn't know, and maybe it's not until he

finds her under his bed like

- There definitely is a fine line between being

a Good Sandy and a Bad Sandy.

On our team, I think Karna might

be the only one who may struggle slightly with being a Good Sandy.

- I'm hoping to show some leg movements,

maybe some pussy pounding.

Ooh!

- Good girl pussy pounding. - Good girl.

- Yeah, good girl pussy pounding.

- A kitty.

- Karna has seen "Grease."

I'm not sure if it's been recent viewing.

I think I'm going more good girl that's a Christian.

- So are you a faithful lady?

- Well, yes.

I don't agree with everything that Christianity stands for.

- No shit. - Yeah.

- But, like, I think to be a queer person

and own, like, a sense of Christianity,

I think that that's powerful in itself.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- So I can bring that to this character and do you know what?

Poke a little fucking fun at it.

- Absolutely.

- I kind of think that you should be like our Rizzo,

our leader of the pack. - I can certainly do that.

Like, I can sort of be like this is...

this is what Mr. Right needs to be,

and, like, take you under my wing and be like, all right.

- She's an incredible singer, so I'm really confident

with her kind of leading our team.

- Should we get a little vocal run?

- We're gonna do full Christina, all right?

Hey, Brenda, do you think you're

gonna finally get those chairs to turn this time?

- Ooh!

- There was a certain singing challenge that Brenda

didn't do too well on.

- At least I've been on TV before.

Excuse me.

I starred in a feature-length episode of "Cops."

- So we're out on the prison yard,

and Miss Vybe is starting to throw down

some, like, little barbs.

- I wanna announce that I'm actively campaigning

for both Miss Congeniality and the winner, so...

- Well, I'm actively campaigning to be Queen TBD.

Thank you very much.

- I also wanna be TBD.

- What's TBD?

- There is someone with a solo line.

- The queen at the end.

- So there's a line at the very end of this track that hasn't

been given to anyone yet.

- I think we should audition, darling.

- Why don't... why don't we do it?

We'll have four people sitting with their backs to them, and...

- All right. Let's set it up.

- Yes. Let's assign a panel of judges.

Let's have them sit down.

And me and Olivia...

the girl who doesn't talk too much or too loud...

are gonna deliver the line.

See how many chairs turn, and that's how it will be decided.

- Up first, we have Olivia Dreams.

- Kia Ora everyone.

- Ready?

- So what's it gonna be? Mr. Right?

- Or Mr. Right Now?

- It's not the 1950s anymore.

We can have both.

- Disqualified.

She didn't say hey.

- Originally, I thought it was just gonna be me

and Olivia going head to head.

- Hey, it's not the 1950s anymore.

We can have both.

- But then Lucina put her hand up.

- Next up, we have the very gorgeous Lucina Innocence.

- Hey, it's not the 1950s anymore.

We can have both!

- Our winner is Lucina Innocence!

- Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Hi, everyone. How you doing?

Hi!

- It is the gorgeous and stunning Kween Kong!

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- She is the barrel-rolling queen of season 2.

- Couple of bits of advice.

You know, I wanna see first and foremost,

what you bring to the table.

- We have some ideas that we ran,

and I'd love to show them to you.

- My approach to this time is to really see what the girls

have to offer because I don't know if me bringing

in na-caca-ca-ca barrel roll...

Would just absolutely put them off and make them, you know,

spiral into a depressed mess.

5, 6, 7, and we go.

You know, I think this approach is just gonna weed out

the babies from the queens.

- Hey, baby.

And we kind of go out, and I take centre stage.

My God. Don't yell!

How dare you?

Love that. Great.

Let's go back to the top again. - Sure.

- And I just wanna see, I think, a couple of things.

Mandy, Vybe, really love it.

I can feel that you're bringing it.

Lucina and Nikita, you've gotta match to your girls,

otherwise you're gonna be the Michelles of the group.

- I'm not the most technically perfect dancer by any means,

but I can definitely put my own little spin on things.

- Do you have any ideas of where you wanna go with your verse?

- I don't. - That's cool.

Do you wanna tell me the vibe?

Like, what's the story?

- So it's kind of a bit more playful.

I don't need something stable, but I'll ride the stallion.

- Ooh, I love that.

Nikita, could you just go down?

- Okay.

If you walk this way, this way,

and then you go this way here.

I think Lucina needs to take a couple of deep breaths,

because right now, I don't feel very engaged,

and I don't feel like she's engaged.

Do we have any choreo for the chorus?

- No, not yet.

- Okay, cool. Well, I can teach you something.

- Cool.

- Can we go really intense to the front?

Like to the front, like da da ba-da da da, pop, bop, bop,

bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

- We are having to simplify it for the other girls.

And for a dancer, I would have loved a bit more to do.

I don't need ta ta ta,

bop, bop, bop, bop, ta ta ta ta ta.

- Ooh.

I started formulating a little bit of a plan in my mind.

At some stage, you're gonna have to get rid of that prop.

And I was like, well, that presents a unique opportunity.

I reckon I don't give yours back. I think I just keep collecting them.

- Do you think? - Yeah.

- Okay, fine.

- I am a physical comedian.

I'm happy to skip a few beats of choreo for the sake of a gag

because it adds a whole nother layer to what I'm doing.

Woo!

- Going down the line, our group is going okay.

Vybe, if she does everything with a purpose, I'm losing.

Freya is like, I wanna be good,

I wanna be good, let's do this.

Nikita, she's absolutely getting there.

Then you see Lucina, and we're gonna do everything we can

to bring her up to our level.

It's gonna be a long night.

- That's the shape of it. Rough as guts, but it ought to be good.

- Yep. - Go get some water.

You deserve it.

- Fuck you.

My God!

Don't. I'm shy. Stop it.

- I'm really grateful that she's here today.

It's really great to talk to another drag queen

that's performed on this stage about how to perform on stage.

- Does anyone have any suggestions?

- Yeah, we're going '50s chorey.

- Did you make something together?

- No, we didn't. - Okay.

- Because Lazy doesn't know what a box step is.

Yeah, neither do I, so... yeah.

- I have a game plan, which is behave like a fucking dickhead,

and, hopefully, no one notices that I haven't hit

a beat in like three years.

- So going right arm, left arm, mashed potato, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy,

box step to the back.

- Fucking box step.

- Ooh, the girls are fighting.

- This is how we get the logie, Kong.

Come on, girl.

- Yeah, we're gonna win it this time.

This box step is gonna change the game.

- Trust and believe while this face is smiling, the inside is dying.

- To Lazy Susan line.

To Max and Max and Max.

Olivia comes through, and 5, 6, 7, and shump.

- I'm gonna go home. That was gorg.

God, I'm good.

Jesus Christ, no wonder why they got me back a second time.

- This is my week that I'm supposed to be,

like, redeeming myself.

And so I hope that the judges just eat it all up.

My God.

Karna's got shit to prove.

I'm just hoping that it doesn't distract from

our goal of 1950s good girl.

- Boom, boom.

And then you're gonna...

- Do you have any ideas for how you want your verse to go, boo?

- He's got a face I can't forget...

because that's when I started rapping...

he's got a face I can't forget, two massive legs

and chiseled pecs.

- Do you think that's gonna be achievable for tomorrow?

Realistically? Be honest. - Probably not.

- Because we... then we can simplify it.

We could just take, like, one element out of everything.

- Yeah.

I'm falling over the multitasking,

at remembering the rap, and also remembering the moves

that go with the rap.

- I reckon instead of doing too much,

just be, like, he's got a face I can't forget.

- Two massive legs and chiseled chest.

- Love that. See how you just did one leg, one step.

Gorge.

I got a big heart for Miss Olivia,

but I'm really worried about her

because she looks like she's seen a ghost, and we can't have that.

Rehearsal night. Don't sleep. As you do.

And you know, believe in yourself, babes.

You got this.

- I'm gonna practice and practice

and put my best foot forward tomorrow.

- Love yous. Good job.

- Thank you! - Thank you so much.

See ya. - Thank you.

Good morning, ladies.

Good morning!

- It's a new goddamn day in the Werk Room,

and I'm feeling pretty fucking good about myself

if I do say so.

Overall, it feels like we all did a really good job.

- I'm so excited to show all of you what I can fucking do,

so let's do it.

- I mean, we've been waiting to see something from you.

So anything will be good.

- I really think this could be my challenge to win.

- Is anyone not feeling confident in their choreography?

- I like to treat choreography more as like a suggestion.

- Well, Miss Olivia, I did hear this week

that you were getting a little louder.

- I'm going for a bit of a rapper moment.

All right.

- Yes!

- So, sorry. I heard a little bit of your lyrics.

And you're gonna call that rapping? - Yes.

- Okay. I would say screaming.

Hey, girls.

But, you know, it was... it was cute.

- It was a late night last night. Not gonna lie.

But I've got everything down pat, and I'm excited to show you.

- I'm a little bit worried about Olivia,

so I'm hoping that that is the case.

- So let's get into drag and let's show them what we can do.

Come on! - Yeah!

- All right, ladies, quick show of hands.

We are talking about Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now.

So who's married? Who's happily partnered? Who's got a boyfriend?

- My husband.

We're in an open relationship.

We also have, like, nights off together.

- Really? - Yeah.

There's some nights where I'm like, no, fuck off.

Go spend time with the other one.

I don't wanna see you today. - Wow.

- And it works for us, and we're happy.

It's all about, like, communication.

- I've always thought that, like, with the gay community too, like,

because we've already been treated as, like, freaks and, you know,

not people, then we're so much happier to, like, redefine

what we say is normal.

- I've been told that, like, I'm selfish as

to having multiple partners. I should only have one.

And I'm like, no, like, it makes me happy,

and it's my relationship, but not yours.

- I'm 27 years old, and I've never had a boyfriend.

I think obviously, like, I had like a lot of insecurities.

I'm not the right shape.

I... I feel like there was a lot of casual racism.

You just have a feeling of like, you know, that someone doesn't wanna be around you

because of the colour of your skin or the way you look.

There's like definitely some toxic gays,

especially where I'm from.

Like, I had people, like, say to me online,

you know that Asians are the sex slaves of the world.

My God.

- So I always felt like that people that I did talk to

were like people that, like, fetishised Asians a lot.

- Yeah, right.

- It kind of gives you thick skin.

You know, there are times when I think about,

like, it would be nice to come home to someone to, like, be with.

Yeah.

Karna is my...

- Girlfriend. - My girlfriend.

She takes all my money.

I love her so much, but yeah.

- It makes me a bit sad because there is that stigma

in the queer community.

- I don't know if you all have had this experience,

- but like the drag zoning that happens. - My God.

- Yep. - What does that mean?

- Just like you go on a date with a guy.

You think it's going really well.

And then, suddenly, you're back at your house

and there's like a wig head and a frock,

and suddenly, you're like, that's my aunt.

She's from out of town.

And then they find out about the drag,

and suddenly, like, the light dies in their eyes,

and you're like, shit.

- Here's another question.

Who hooks up in drag?

- My God. - I mean, occasionally.

- Is there any crazy places that you've gone

a little bit wild that you regret?

- Yeah. - Regret?

- Yeah, I had sex at SeaWorld once.

Not with a live animal.

I promise.

- I lost my virginity in a movie theatre.

Yay!

- Where did you find the space? Was this gold class?

No, my god.

Now I know that they have cameras there, and I was like, how embarrassing.

- So I actually call this my demon-top story

- that I tell people. - Okay.

- Demon top? - Were you wearing the Demogorgon head?

- I was wearing it. - Fuck!

- I was wearing the Demogorgon red face.

My gosh!

- Hit me up, Karna.

Covergirl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

Yes.

- Welcome to the main stage of "Drag Race Down Under."

She's the Danny Zuko to my Rizzo, Isis Avis Loren.

- Hey, Michelle, bite my weenie!

With relish.

Mwah.

- Speaking of weenies, it's Rhys Nicholson.

- Hey.

- Rhys, are you ready to hand-jive, baby?

- Are you kidding?

I'm all greased up and ready to rumble.

Eww.

- It's sticky.

- She's the best dancer at St. Bernadette's

with the worst reputation.

It's Kween Kong.

- That's my name. Don't wear it out.

- We are so excited you're here, baby.

Thanks for having me.

- This week, "Grease" is the word as we challenged our queens

to form two rival girl groups,

the Good Sandys and the Bad Sandys.

And tonight on the runway, category is Sheer Genius.

- Ooh.

- Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Good morning, students.

It's a new day at Drag Race High.

Will the Good Sandys please report to the main stage?

Mr. Right

So when are we gonna meet your Mr. Right?

What's he look like?

How much money does he make?

- Mr. Right - How big is his ego?

I don't know, silly I haven't met him yet

- Girls, I tell you what

I need my Mr. Right to really hit the spot

You know the one

To be blessed by the Bressed

You gotta pass the test

I'll take out my retainer

- You know the rest

- So if he's got the bacon,

I'll give it to him all the time

My kitty hits the floor for a nickel and a dime

He's gotta have a job, and he has to have a car

And if you can't afford, sorry, babe, that's who you are

- So many men are knocking on my door

But he's the one I'm waiting for

- Mr. Right

I'm gonna meet him in the sand

Mr. Right

And when I get him, I'ma keep him

Mr. Right

Till he arrives

I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night

Mr. Right

- Who, who

- We go together like lead and paint

Like when I'm with him, I can't even show restraint

I'll cook and clean

He'll call me crazy

He'll ask me why are you in my house?

I'll say I'm lazy

- I pray and I dream for a man like JC

Who will love me and treat me like the Virgin Mary

M-A-X on the floor, G-O-D at my core

Until the day that I'm wed, y'all can use my back door

- So many men are knocking on my door

But he's the one I'm waiting for

Mr. Right

I'm gonna meet him in the sand

Mr. Right

And when I get him I'ma keep him

Mr. Right

Till he arrives

I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night

- Girls, I live your dreams like every night, yeah

He wraps his arms around my waist and holds me tight,

He's got a face I can't forget

Two massive legs and chiseled pecs

We go to kiss

And then next I'm waking up, the sheets are wet

- So many men are knocking on my door

But he's the one I'm waiting for

Mr. Right

I'm gonna meet him in the sand

Mr. Right

And when I get him, I'ma keep him

Mr. Right

Till he arrives

I'll be the one that's keeping me up at night

Mr. Right

- Fresh from detention, give it up for the Bad Sandys.

Hey, girls, waiting for Mr. Right is fine and all

But sometimes you need Mr. Right Now

Can I get an amen?

Amen

- Hey, baby

You want me, it's not for free

I can give you a tease, not just throw you the baddie

Drive-in movie, that sounds groovy

I'm not picky, we can quickie

Don't be shy, boy, bring a roomie

Won't be long-term, I'm in heat

- Lost my innocence and now I wanna have some fun

I don't want something stable but I'll ride the stallion

He can make my legs shake, but my heart won't break

When he's added to my list, I'll go and call one of his mates

- I don't need the perfect man

I just need an extra hand

- Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

He's making my heart go pound

Pound, pound, pound, pound, pound

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

- Who's cruisin' for a bruisin'?

Don't say your name, it's a thrill that I'm choosing

And with some luck, boy, my tuck

Let's hit the bushes and maybe we'll f...

- Call me Nikita, Daddy

I'm your secret lady.

Where's your hotel key?

And said the puss, press play

My heart goes boom when you pay

My pussy's tight, my grips are right

You're an after-dinner delight

- I don't need the perfect man

I just need an extra hand

- Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

He's making my heart go pound

Pound, pound, pound, pound, pound

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

- Ooh!

Vybes got a muffin

It needs a stuffin'

Looking around for a baker with a dozen

Inches

Give me them twitches

Bend and snap my back, leave me in goddamn stitches

- I don't need the perfect man

I just need an extra hand

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

He's making my heart go pound

Pound, pound, pound, pound, pound

Look at him, Mr. Right Now

- Woo! - Yes!

So what's it gonna be?

Mr. Right?

Or Mr. Right Now?

- Hey, it's not the 1950s anymore.

We can have both.

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Wow-

There's nothing wrong with wanting Mr. Right

Or Mr. Right Now

Ooh!

'Cause you're a star, baby

- Category is Sheer Genius.

Up first, Brenda Bressed.

No.

- Why so plum?

- Tonight on the runway, I am serving widow at the funeral.

I've painted the tears on.

Her mascara is running down her face.

It was a very emotional time.

- Hey, come on. We think Michelle is doing a great job.

Thank you, Rhys.

- My apologies to anyone who had to clean up those ashes.

But, you know, I always say it's easier

to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.

- Up next, Karna Ford.

- I'm walking down the runway, and I'm wearing this

1999 Mugler-inspired dress.

It fits me like an absolute glove.

I rhinestoned my whole body.

I have this messy updo, and I feel so sexy and beautiful

in this dress.

- Dressed for a formal night of fisting.

- No glove, no love.

- Lazy Susan.

Ready for takeoff.

- Ooh.

- Tonight on the runway, I am giving you single female lawyer

from the future.

I feel like this is Lazy Susan of the future.

- The two things I hate about you, Susan.

Your face.

- Some girls would call it gimmicks.

God bless them.

But a gimmick is just a show with a tacky hat on.

And I'm here to bring it.

- Virus detected.

Ar nar!

- Max Drag Queen.

- I'm feeling like I just came down in a bubble, Doug.

I'm feeling very much a good bitch.

I am gliding down the runway, giving the judges a smile.

- It's so sad girls this age are already getting stoned.

- Catch you later, Princess.

Olivia Dreams.

- Tonight on the runway, I am wearing

a Cher-inspired sheer dress.

I've got these beautiful peacock feathers

flaring out from different points on the dress.

I absolutely feel godly tonight.

I feel like this is the best I've ever looked.

- Did you get it? - Yeah. It's wet.

- Bye.

- Freya Armani.

- On the runway, I am serving you

fairy princess, little wood nymph.

- Woodland creature by day, bushwacker by night.

- She's living in her own world.

She twirls. She's feeling the fantasy.

And also just take a moment to look at this face, I mean,

just the way it poses, the way the light hits it.

I mean, come on! I am the mug queen of this season.

- It's nice to see her branching out.

Lucina Innocence.

- On the runway, I am serving you a red, lacy,

seductive fantasy.

I'm showing it all off but covering just enough.

- The higher the slit, the closer to God.

- I am feeling like the sexiest bitch

to ever walk this main stage, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

- Up next, Mandy Moobs.

- Yellow, Gorgeous.

- On the runway, I am serving you the pure essence of sunshine.

There's roughly about 69 meters of organza in this one,

and I'm showing it off.

I've got my moobs out.

I'm giving them a little bit of jiggle to the judges,

and I feel like they like what they see.

- Is that a golden shower...

curtain?

Nikita Iman.

Where there's a quill, there's a way.

- On the runway tonight, I am giving you 3D bouquet.

"Bow"-quet? "Boo"-quet?

A bunch of flowers.

I am milking it down the runway.

I am taking my time, giving the judges time to lap it up.

- My mother warned me.

This is what happens if you eat the seeds from the fruit.

- Vybe.

Her pronouns are she and sheer.

- So I wanted to take, like, a very conservative silhouette

and do it in, traditionally, a fabric that is

worn on the inside of a dress.

I'm feeling really gorgeous.

I'm feeling absolutely goddamn stunning.

And after being a fucking orange and a teacup last week,

I'm happy to have a little glamour moment.

- She writes now.

- Kia ora, queens!

Kia ora!

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

Oi, oi, oi!

- This week, you performed in groups.

Tonight, you'll be judged individually.

When I say your name, please step forward.

Karna Ford.

Max Drag Queen.

Mandy Moobs.

Nikita Iman.

You are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

Ladykins, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

And now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Brenda Bressed.

- Your performance tonight,

it's really hard to go first in the lineup,

and you did really, really well.

As for your runway, I would love the dress

to be just a little bit longer to cover the heels

just to give you a longer silhouette.

But otherwise, you look fantastic. Good job tonight.

- You were like a catapult. You had a character.

I think that's really important in these types of challenges.

- I loved your performance.

I felt like I learned a lot about you through your words.

- Love the plum.

You told a story and we all bought it.

- Thank you so much.

- Lazy Susan.

- You killed it.

You started a conversation around AI filters and fashion.

- I don't understand it.

I don't trust it.

I loved it so much. I'm furious about it.

- You know, I would be worried about you if I was

competing against you.

- Your lyrics were hysterical...

go together like lead and paint...

the way you were attacking the choreography.

And then this runway, how does one come up with this concept?

- I've been trying out for "Drag Race" for a long time now,

and every time I had like a new thought,

I would just like write it down and be like,

one day, I will go to AliExpress

and order that holographic fare.

- Well done, Lazy.

- Thank you, Michelle.

- Olivia Dreams.

- I think that your group was really, really strong.

So a few of them outperformed you.

You know, make sure you're utilising your face.

- I think you did disappear a little bit.

- There's a power in you that you're kind of not acknowledging yet.

And I know it's there.

I saw it in glimpses yesterday when we were rehearsing.

You are one of the only Indigenous queens here.

You're Maori.

Bring the ancestors. Draw strength from them.

Remember who you're representing,

and let these motherfuckers have that.

Stand in your power, girl. - Thank you.

- I saw fear. I saw nerve.

Nobody was terrible.

But you have to fight for your light.

What was the toughest part of the Good Sandy challenge?

- I tried to make my point of difference

to be the fact that I was rapping.

There was a little bit where I thought I had bitten off more than I could chew,

but I was really happy with what I presented.

- Tonight on the runway, this is beautiful,

but I wouldn't call it sheer.

- Up next, Freya Armani.

- I'm not quite sure of what you're presenting tonight.

- So I wanted to be this wood-nymphy fairy princess,

give you something short and poofy and just fun.

- Yeah, I didn't get it, but that's okay.

- I don't mind short and poofy. Those are my Pornhub search terms.

Same!

- You felt the need to act out all of the words.

It was like watching interpretive dance,

so it became frenetic.

And I'm not really getting sheer to be honest.

- It's sheer fabric.

- Right.

There's just so much of it that it doesn't kind of look sheer.

- Try not to hear these critiques as negative.

I felt like that Michelle was saying to me that I was a horrible drag queen

and I was gonna die tomorrow.

- I was. - Yeah, she was.

- You've got all of the ingredients.

There were just a couple of things that were missing.

- Lucina Innocence.

- Your face is painted so beautifully.

I would say wear a nude pump rather than a clear.

But that's a small critique right there.

- There's like a kind of Jennifer Coolidge vibe about you.

But sexuality to you can be confused a little bit

as low energy at times,

but in challenges, I think we need more.

- You kind of just got lost in the background for me.

- You have to forge your own vision

for what you want us to see.

- Vybe.

- In the challenge tonight, you stole the show for me.

- You've got this thing.

There's like this thing.

- It's a vibe. - It's a vibe.

It's a vibe.

- This look tonight is beautiful.

It's like Princess Grace hitting the slots in Monaco.

- You are a scene-stealer.

Every trick that was up your sleeve was executed perfectly.

Tonight on the runway, technically, it isn't sheer,

but the idea of using the nude with it

to give it the sheer element was the genius part of it.

Very strong night.

Super proud of you.

Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

- Good morning, you sluts.

- My gosh. - My God!

Breakfast. Thank God.

Grab a drink, girls.

- And what happened? - What happened? What happened?

- Tell us.

- They said that I came out really strong.

I set the tone for the rest of the group.

And they said they loved the look.

Well done, baby.

It just felt so, so good.

- So you think you've won?

- Well, see, I don't know because Miss Susan...

She got great critiques as well.

- Really good.

- It was very... they were very lovely.

- Being completely transparent,

I don't think it meets the brief at all for the runway.

At all.

The brief was sheer runway, and she's wearing plastic.

That's not fabric. It is translucent.

- I might not have met sheer, but I did hit genius.

- I think my biggest competition at this point is Lazy Susan.

Some of the concepts she has in her mind

are just things I would never in a million years think of.

- So I'm gonna go out on a limb

and assume that you also got really good critiques.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I really did.

I really, really did.

The rhinestone cigarettes and like collecting them

as I went, like, just paid off really, really well.

So I'm very, very happy.

- I actually, immediately, really want to know how Freya is feeling.

- Yeah.

- Well, I am in the bottom three tonight.

I... I just...

I just... My God.

I can't even speak.

This is my whole life.

And I just...

Yeah, I'm just my worst...

I'm my own worst critic.

So when I hear that I did, like, not as good

as I thought I did, I just take it really hard.

- Do you think maybe they just compared

you two together because you were first and you were first?

- It felt like it a little bit.

Like as soon as I heard her verse, I was like, fuck.

- I think it's really hard to say.

Out of the three of us who will be lip-synching,

Olivia and Freya definitely got worse critiques on their runways,

so I'm just hoping that my runway is enough to pull me through.

- I have a sneaking suspicion it's my... my turn...

my turn this week.

Out of the two of them, I think definitely

I'd be at the bottom, which is not very...

I'm not disappointed.

I'm just trying my best and...

It doesn't seem to be enough, so.

- I feel like you've done fucking Wellington fucking proud.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I just know that there's gonna be queens down there

in the local scene who look at me now and just think,

you didn't deserve to be there in the first place.

- But they're not on here. - Exactly.

- But they're not on here. - Where are they?

- And I know the girls from Wellington, and to be honest,

like, let's be real.

Let's be for real, girl.

Honestly, I am just so proud to have just you

really represent yourself and Wellington,

so be proud of that.

- That was the most human Nikita's ever been.

- I think it's just because she wants to sleep with me.

- With that being said, should y'all be

learning your lip sync?

- I'm not worried at all.

- Yeah!

- Everywhere down.

- I know that I have a power inside of me

that comes out when I'm on stage.

- Hey, ladies.

- If I have to lip-synch, these girls should be terrified.

I'm gonna murder this bitch.

- All right, now, just between us platypussies,

what do you think?

Starting with Brenda Bressed.

- She did so well.

I'm not sure if I can fault her on the challenge.

- That group was leading off her energy.

On the runway tonight, I'm loving how she's giving

these kind of characters on stage.

- She had a very solid performance,

very enigmatic on stage, and I thought she delivered.

Lazy Susan.

- Her runway, her mind is so powerful,

and I cannot wait to see what she brings next.

- I love the character play.

I think the physical comedy was my favourite part.

The runway, come on!

Who the fuck thinks of something like that?

- I've been doing this for a long time.

This is the first time I have seen anything at this level.

Olivia Dreams.

- This is the craziest group of girls, and you need to step yourself up.

- I really hope that those words just put my big size-15

foot up her ass so that she can, you know, show us what she's made of.

- They 15s?

- Yeah. Wide. It's 15 wide.

- I thought she was like the cheerleader one

of the Good Sandys, and I believed it.

I think what you're talking about, Kween Kong,

is there's a little bit of imposter syndrome going on here

with Olivia Dreams, and she feels looking around,

what am I doing here?

Freya Armani.

- Freya did really well this week.

She was just a little bit dead behind the eyes for me.

I'm not sure...

- That doesn't really go with the "did really well."

- I do think that her connection wasn't quite there.

- I think Freya is still cooking.

- I think she was just doing the most.

And if she scaled that back a little bit,

it would have been just fine.

Tonight on the runway, I love that she took a risk,

but it just wasn't quite there.

Lucina Innocence.

- This week, she's really pushed herself.

The other girls in the group, again, were just really strong.

- She's using her kind of low-energy

drag persona as a mask and not as like a superpower.

- I think because she is so pretty,

she can really rely on us looking at how gorgeous

that face is.

No, I want more. I want more!

- In the category of Sheer Genius,

I feel like she hit the mark a little bit closer

than some of the other girls.

But at 6'5 ", 6'6", she should not be fading into any background.

That's for sure.

Vybe.

- She's got this kind of hammy performance,

and then we get details, details, details.

- She got tens across the board from me.

- Watching Vybe in that challenge was a masterclass.

I literally had to force myself to watch other people.

That's how commanding she was.

Rhys, do you wanna play a little xylophone for us?

- Yes! - Hit it.

Rhys! Shut it!

Sounds like we've made our decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

We've made some decisions.

Lazy Susan, you're the one that we want.

Condragulations.

You're the winner of this week's challenge.

- Yeah, Lazy.

- You've won a 65-inch...

Frame TV from our mates at Samsung.

Woo!

Now I just need a wall.

The girls back in Melbourne are going

to be screaming that Lazy Susan won a choreography challenge.

It's fucked, but I'm here for this twisted reality.

- Vybe, Brenda Bressed,

you're safe.

- Ooh.

- You may join the other girls.

Olivia Dreams.

On the runway, we saw improvement,

but the judges weren't hopelessly devoted

to your Good Sandy.

Lucina Innocence.

On the runway, you were lace lightning,

but your Sandra Dee was a Sandra B-minus.

Freya Armani, fongool, you're safe.

Olivia, Lucina, I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both up for elimination.

- I didn't expect to be here again so soon,

but I'm not gonna give up that easily.

I will not go down without a fight.

- Two beautiful queens stand before me.

This is your last chance to impress the judges

and save yourself from elimination.

- There is no way that I'm going home.

I'm here to show people why I'm here in the first place.

- The time has come

for you to Lip Sync for Your Life.

Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

It's not the first time I've felt this heartache

It's not the first time I've felt my world shake

Won't be the last time I cry

But there's no tears tonight

Leaving my stress at the door till daybreak

'Cause I can feel it in the air

Something's different tonight

I'm stepping out of your shadow

And moving into the light

Figured it out, now I'm liberated

Feel like I'm somebody new

Won't wait around for your love now, baby

You're never coming through

And I'm freefallin'

I'm letting go, just let the melody flow

Said I'm freefallin'

I'm feeling so like, whatever

'Cause things can only get better

I'm free tonight

Sweet dreams

Goodbye

- Yes, bitch!

Tonight, it's all good

I'm all right

And I'm free

And I'm freefallin'

I'm letting go, just let the melody flow

Said I'm freefallin'

I'm feeling so like whatever

'Cause things can only get better

I'm free tonight

Sweet dreams

Goodbye

I'm free tonight

It's all good

I'm all right

Yes, bitch.

- Woo! - Great job!

- Queens, we have made our decision.

Lucina Innocence.

Shantay, you stay.

- Thank you so much.

- You may join the other girls.

- Olivia Dreams.

When you're good, you're good, but when you're bad,

you're even better.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity

to showcase who I am.

I'm very grateful for it.

Olivia!

- I'm not living, laughing, loving this outcome.

Jesus Christ.

What do I write?

I'm not feeling great, honestly.

I've had a great time though.

To be here as the first Wellington queen,

I know my mom's proud.

I know my boyfriend's proud.

Yeah, I think that's it.

Deep down, I know I'm proud as well.

Well, it's been a blast.

Whoa.

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember, stop relying on that body

and let your inner light shine through.

Can I get a hee-hee?

Hee-hee!

- Now, let the music play!

A little bit of love goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- Next time on "Drag Race Down Under"...

- We're playing I'm a Celebrity Impersonator,

Snatch Me Out of Here.

- Max, who were you thinking of doing for Snatch Game?

Mrs. Claus.

- Well, she is my first option.

- May the best drag queen win.

My God.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

- I'm gonna do Mrs. Claus. I'm doing Mrs. Claus.

- Finding out that you're making these

is blowing my fucking mind.

- I kind of liked that hot-mess energy.

- This is wink-wink, nudge-nudge at its finest.

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