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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Today, I'm going to give you a brief

introduction to the concept of quantum mechanics.

I'll be back.

Get lost.

Sir, I saw her.

Go and do what I say.

Sir, I'll do what you say.

Please don't trouble me again, sir.

Please, sir.

A young man died in a car

accident in Chennai yesterday.

He was hit hard by a car that

came fast.

He was taken to the hospital immediately.

What nonsense is this?

He's been a human for 10 lakh years.

He has spent his life searching for the

meaning of this word.

What does he have that we don't have?

That's all, sir.

That's all.

There's a scene where they make fun of

these three differences.

Oh, my God!

That's okay, sir.

But look at this atrocity.

Oh, my God!

I have a doubt when I see all

this.

Is there a God or not?

I swear, sir.

This world will be destroyed.

But if you think about it, after getting

drunk and sitting in a corner at a

public place, the time, effort, money, shame, insult,

the gun, slippers, poison, sleep, blood we spent

to correct that rascal, all these come to

mind.

Then, is it so difficult to correct a

beautiful girl?

Not like that, sir.

Where is the jewellery of the good, bad,

liked and disliked that every man does today?

Do you know where the jewellery is?

It's either in the mobile you use or

in the computer.

Why do you need a password for a

phone that only makes calls?

You can put it in a box.

Why do you need to put it in

your phone?

That means your other secrets are also in

there, right?

So, it's enough if you hack your phone

today.

Just like how I hacked you.

I'll find out the secrets that even your

close friends don't know.

The virus that I invented to find out

those secrets is this Basha virus.

Her name is Rekha.

Her favourite colour is red.

Rose.

Then Rajesh, Anil, Nikhil, Amar, Antony.

There are so many guys.

Everyone is in this list except Mudhura.

Then her favourite fruit is banana.

Banana?

Why do you need that?

Maybe she has a stomach ache.

What message is this?

Rajesh, the kiss you gave me yesterday was

superb.

Then who are you?

Oh no, you are not in the list.

Poor thing.

Who gave birth to him?

This won't work.

His name is Mark.

It's not a big deal.

This dog must have vomited somewhere.

It's me.

Hey, wow!

Her name is Vandana.

He is a reporter.

Where is he?

OMG!

Yes!

She is our choice.

Dude!

Give me one too.

Please.

I am your friend.

Please.

Get lost.

Hey!

You are doing all this, right?

Let's see if she tells us the details.

Yes, dude.

Not just her details.

I don't know how she missed it.

Shall I tell you?

Go ahead.

She is wearing a gold ring on her

finger.

Someone has corrected her.

She has sambar in her hand.

Her neck is red.

She took a bath three days ago.

She has 13 pens on her head.

One of them is near her ear.

Am I right?

How?

You don't have it on your phone, right?

No.

She doesn't have internet.

Only landline.

She is my maid.

I am her maid.

I am the one who corrected her by

wearing a ring on her finger.

Don't act smart.

Half of the people here are my maids.

The rest are beggars.

They are cheating you.

Hey!

Give it to me.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Yes.

Come on.

Be careful.

Rekha.

Rajesh.

Your kiss yesterday was superb.

Hey!

Who are you?

Hey!

Ask who Rajesh is.

They are here.

Who is Rajesh?

I swear I don't know.

He is lying.

Hey!

Hey, Siri.

I am listening.

What's up, Sid?

How do I correct the beautiful girl next

to me?

Sorry.

I am afraid I don't understand.

She came to Tamil Nadu and didn't learn

Tamil.

How to pick a pretty girl next to

me?

Sorry, I can't be able to do that.

Can I call the pretty girl next to

you?

Yeah, sure.

Hello.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey!

It's my personal number.

How do you know?

Not just this.

I know a lot more.

Shall I tell you?

There is a guy who doesn't run in

your hall.

His dog's name is Tom.

He is a lustful person.

He ran away with a girl from his

neighbour's house three years ago.

There is a red colour personal diary in

the right side drawer of his bed.

Third page.

Second line.

It says, I will find him.

Right?

The perfume you use, Gucci Coco.

Then, Bobby Brown foundation, MAC lipstick, Urban Decay

eye shadow.

Victoria's Secret bronzer.

Hey!

Just rupees 5086.33. GST extra.

How?

There is one more.

Look there.

I am telling you, please.

That guy will get that girl.

I saw.

Leave me.

What?

Oh my God!

Wow!

There is no chance.

Shall I tell you more?

Yeah.

But the distance is too much.

Can you come closer?

Okay.

Can you hug me?

Hey!

Hey!

I am telling you for my sake.

Only then will the magic work.

Okay.

Okay.

Rule number one.

You can touch a girl anywhere.

But before that, you should have touched her

heart.

You crazy ones out there.

Tune yourself in.

To blast your brains out.

It's ready for the time of your life.

Come on.

Your lady is going to grab him, boys.

Because we are leaving the party with no

dance.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Come on.

Hey!

Hey!

Come on.

Let's party!

Free Rastam!

Is this a family or a dump?

If I see you again, I'll eat you

up Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

La!

La!

La!

Oh no, mom!

Hey, Manthanam!

I gotta go!

I got some work, okay?

Okay, call you later Yes, yes, for sure

It's so dark in here Mom?

I left the state and went to another

state I fell in love and got married

to a lunatic Look at me, I'm married

to a lunatic This too, mom One lunatic

is not enough I'll find another one My

dear son, who failed in all subjects this

year A thousand kisses Except you Who else

can achieve this?

Cut it Not me The cake I have

a watch too Don't mess with me I'm

not ashamed of you I'm ashamed of him

How is it?

The salt is melting Your father's tears Won't

it melt?

Hey, Gondhara I've seen all this in 7G

rainboccals Just a little more Are you ashamed?

Now, you're going to be ashamed Hey, bro!

Hi, bro!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow, bro!

Hey, shameless moron If you say a word

about biriyani You'll get 9 people married, right?

Why are you talking like this?

Even if you get married to a minister

Even if you get married to a vegetarian

Even if you get married to a boy

you don't know Even if you get married

to a biriyani, you won't get married Ever

since Ram became a hero My song has

been an open letter to Bhutan How can

I go against that?

Hey, don't make me tense You won't understand

this You won't know this feeling In every

invitation to my house At least one invitation

I yearn for a boy's wedding invitation Only

a Tamil can understand this Get lost Hey,

who is he?

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

He stole my chain when I was about

to take a bath And now he has

stolen my phone He has cheated you, right?

I don't care about all this I don't

care Hey!

What?

Yuck!

Yuck!

Don't be scared Just because I stole your

chain Your husband ran away with the chain

Useless fellow Not only that Half of the

chain I stole from you is a fake

Huh!

He is asking for the entire chain How

many people will be ashamed of having a

daughter like you?

Thank God You matched it with the money

I had kept for the jewelry Oh, no!

That's gone too?

You sinner!

You are going to get beaten up like

this If you keep this in your mouth

The dog will take you away I will

beat you Hey, dude!

We will take this dog away You know

that, right?

Hey!

You naughty boy, Romeo Naughty boy?

If you keep this in your mouth I

will hit you in the mouth My daughter

is getting married only because of rogues like

you Yes Otherwise your daughter won't even know

how to bite with her fingers God has

shot this shirt Hey, shut up You shouldn't

talk about unnecessary things in the church Oh,

no!

Who did you marry?

You married a bad girl You should be

brave from now on Come, smile Be careful

Sit in the middle Sit in the middle

first Sit in the middle Sit in the

middle Hey, my bag Oh, my

iPhone Hey, you fool!

Your death is in my hands The car

was going at a great speed That girl

hit me with the bike and took me

away Please save me somehow Like

you said, I killed him But I couldn't

escape The police came with me Hey, relax

It's just an accident case It's enough if

you pay Rs 1500 You can come out

now We will take care of the rest

Hello!

Hello!

Open the car windows See Sir One second

One second Madam What happened?

We have to go inside Don't be scared

Nobody will harm you Open the lock It

will be fine Please open the door Madam,

please take the water I didn't do anything

It's okay They asked me to do this.

Hi, sir.

Can we meet?

He will get fever.

He is

biting me.

I can't...

I can't love you.

I shouldn't tell you that I cheated you.

Okay?

Really?

I can't leave you like that.

I was kidding.

I am not interested in this love.

What is the name of this relationship?

Chikkam Chikkam Friends.

The title is superb.

The movie will be better than that.

Tell me something before that.

I have heard that it is in the

heart.

How can you say that to the things

in the house?

That?

Like this.

What are you doing?

Don't disturb me when I am doing research.

Is this cherry your computer or mobile?

These are the photos, passwords, mails and Facebook

in your mobile.

This is my Basha virus.

The photos, passwords and Facebook contacts in your

mobile are all in my virus.

I know everything about my virus.

Even I know that.

You are blinking.

Genius.

You will destroy the world very soon.

Definitely.

Let me kiss you.

Move.

Uncle.

Hello, uncle.

I am coming.

Wait.

Yes, is everything okay?

I have to meet you urgently.

Uncle, do you have anything to drink?

She has a gajana.

I am coming.

Sidhu, get up.

Get up.

Let's watch the full movie next time.

Go now.

Go.

I didn't even have tea.

Come.

We are waiting for you.

Why are you hitting a beautiful girl?

Why are you hitting me like a rowdy?

Hello, who are you?

Are you mad?

I asked you to leave the car on

the road.

But you hit me like you are going

to the hall from the veranda in your

house.

Stupid.

Phone?

Phone?

I should have taken it with me.

I should have thrown it away.

What?

You should have taken it with you?

Do you know how hard I worked to

get it?

You are hitting me as if I am

an orphan.

You are hitting me as if I am

a baby.

Baby?

Baby?

Baby?

What is this, Romeo?

The whole world is talking bad about you.

Yes, right?

Who told you not to ring the bell?

Sister, should I make you sit in the

tank?

Get lost.

I will finish you.

Why did you say that about me?

That is Rajan's sweet.

Sorry, boss.

Is it because of you?

Hey, leave your problem later.

First, get me a new phone.

Oh, no.

She is holding something else.

That is not my phone.

It is not your phone.

Hey.

She told me that she did not ring

the bell.

What happened, uncle?

Is there any problem?

They threatened me again and took the money

from my account.

I do not care if I lose the

money.

I am at peace.

I am roaming around like a mad man.

Do something.

Please.

No.

I have no other choice but to die.

Uncle, keep quiet.

Why are you talking like this?

We will definitely find them.

Do not worry, uncle.

Did you bring the hard disk from the

computer that hacked you?

Here it is Okay, come.

I'll talk to Sid right now Hello Hey

Sid Hi Can you do me a favour?

Can you tell me where the IP address

of a computer is accessed from?

It's a bit difficult But after FBI, only

I can do it You come home, no?

We're here to save your back!

You don't have a single YouTube channel What

a workout!

Why don't you watch a single channel?

Break that remote and put it in your

mouth Wait, I don't want to watch a

channel with no content Wow!

Wow!

Do you look like a father and son?

Mom, I meant the dress the girl is

wearing Mom, I meant the dress the girl

is wearing She's not wearing a dress I

don't lie like him I'm looking at her

Mr Rao Why should I look at her?

She too has an excised, toned body like

me Which one?

Wow!

Is this a toned body?

What is this?

A cap Don't call it a cap Call

it a style If you call it a

beer belly...

I can't Get lost Yes Is Sid there?

I'm Siddhu's brother Tell me I was kidding

I'm Siddhu's brother Come this side Come, come

My dad's diet is cheating You uncle I'll

kill you Come, come I'll show you my

room Just go This

is Siddhu's hard disk We can find out

who hacked this Sure But before that...

...we need to find out the IP address

of the hacker If someone hacks us...

...their ID will be stored somewhere in our

hard disk It's called...

...key loggers To put it simply...

...it's like leaving a mark when you kill

If we find that...

...we can find out his computer's IP address

IP address found Done We've found the IP

address Now we can find him Access

denied What the fish!

Oh no!

Firewall protected So many layers of firewalls?

Firewalls are like security doors Without opening that

door...

...we can't find out who's inside The computer

we normally use at home...

...won't have so much protection Who are you?

Why are you hiding inside?

We'll take care of everything Get your bag

I tried so hard But I couldn't do

it This is just an accident case Please

let me go You can pay a fine

of Rs 25 It'll be easier Please, sir

Please Look up Please let me go I

can't do this I can't do this Please

Don't cry I'm telling you We'll take care

System breached Oh my God!

System override detected System is lost What happened?

System is destroyed Oh my God!

Who is it?

We'll find out in 30 seconds