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Thirteen influencers
went on an exciting adventure.

They left their fancy city life

and went to the countryside
in the Netherlands.

They were put to work by the locals.

That's different if you're usually
mostly focused on yourself.

-Holy cow.
-I'm exploring my boundaries.

I'm scared.

Work, bitch.

Yasmine, our princess.

You think everyone follows her
when you're the one with an attitude.

Are you being serious?

Yasmine is a feisty one. You don't want to
wake up next to her in the morning.

Stop doing that, dude.

You guys are insane.

Get me off this...boat.

Tonight, we look back
on all the highs and lows

of this bizarre adventure.

We do that with our influencers,

but also with the villagers.

The locals are waiting for us inside.

Will it be a warm reunion
or a hellish one?

Welcome to the reunion
of Heels in the Hay.

-Marc used Yordi.
-Maybe it's the other way around.

If you would have said that to my face,
I'd have broken your nails.

Busting them legs wide open.
There's no level, bitch.

Did I end up in a bad comedy?

I'm not a fake-ass bitch.

-What's "a thirsty one"?
-I was on to you.

You didn't show you could…

-You had your focus somewhere else.
-Can you shut up for a second? Hello.

I like ass-licking.

If I want to say something,
I'll say it to your face.

No, you don't.

This is intense.

Not a farmer's bond,
but beautifully blond.

I thought he was going to say "whores."

Hello, the explosive duo.

-Are you excited for tonight?
-I expect some drama with this group.

Do you think people
are going to act like hypocrites?

Yes. I know that already.

That's in some people's nature.
You can't change much about that.

Hi.

-Spicy Yasmine.
-Yes.

-Are you a ticking time bomb?
-I'm always a ticking time bomb.

Blood brothers.

We have made people angry with us.
The game is on. We're still here.

A fresh start, new opportunities.

Do you think you're going to clash
with someone tonight?

With Deveny, maybe Yasmine.

-Do you have something to say to them?
-Not to her.

-Who?
-Deveny. She should shut up

and not look at me.

I don't like her at all,
and everyone's kissing her ass.

We are looking at a Deveny
that is ready for a fight.

Ready to fight, but always classy.

-Hypocrites.
-Who?

-Iris, fake-ass bitch.
-Iris.

She acts all holier-than-thou,
and judges Lisa on her appearance,

whilst looking like a scarecrow herself.

Iris, sharpened your weapons?

-Yes, but they are a bit shorter.
-A bit shorter.

They all said things behind my back.
I'm like, "You shady-ass bitch."

Is a bomb about to explode tonight?

Yeah, I might break her nails tonight,

-so she never forgets she's fake.
-Strong words.

-See you later.
-Good luck.

Bye, let's keep in touch.

It's about to get real.

HEELS IN THE HAY

THE REUNION

Welcome, city dwellers and villagers,

to the reunion of Heels in the Hay.

How is it like being back here?

Traumatic. If I see that hay,

I think of where we had to sleep.
It was awful.

How is it seeing your fellow influencers?

Some fun, some not so fun.

The tone is set.

-Shani.
-Yes.

-How are you feeling tonight?
-Good.

I don't really care.

Yeah.

But when I spoke to you
earlier this evening,

you said some things need to be discussed.

That's why we're here, right?
That's why they organized a reunion.

To discuss things,
not to share some drinks.

Yasmine, I want to be clear on one thing.

-Whatever happens, you don't leave.
-I won't leave.

I can hardly breathe in this,
so I'll stay put.

-You left early the last time.
-That's right.

-It was too much for you, we could say.
-Yes.

Do you regret it?

I don't regret it.
I know myself, I know how I am.

If I snap, it's better to just leave.

Why did you snap?

Because people were lying and being
hypocrites and I can't stand that.

-Like who?
-Shani and Lena, for example.

Especially those two.

Faisel, what did you miss most
during your time in the countryside?

Regular food, a regular bed…

This was the hardest challenge
I've ever done in my life.

Heels in the Hay
was the hardest thing you ever did?

I was full on in the hay,
not just with my heels.

-Full on in shit.
-That's right.

-Yordi.
-Yes.

What Faisel says,
was it also the hardest thing for you?

I think I mostly stayed out of trouble.

-You were mainly following others.
-Okay.

-Especially that.
-That's your opinion.

-That's a fact.
-Was I following you?

Yeah, but especially Tubie.

What did you call him?

-Tuberculosis.
-Tuberculosis.

-Tubie.
-Well, yeah…

-Nice nickname.
-Yeah.

-This is intense.
-Yeah, well…

There he goes again,
repeating what he says.

It's okay, go on.

-Too much…
-Serious diseases.

Can you shut up for a second? Hello.

-Oh, sorry.
-Lisa, that voice.

-I have some things to say about her.
-I can't anymore.

Shani, who do you think
should have stayed home?

I think Deveny.

That's mutual.

I don't care at all.

You were looking for a reason
not to like me, that's pathetic.

You're not my kind of person,
and I'm not yours. With so many people…

That's why you tried to get everyone
to do your bidding.

-I didn't do that.
-"She's not on my level." What level?

-Did I say that?
-What level?

You were in Ex on the Beach…

There's no level, bitch.

You're not even worth
being underneath my shoe.

The vibe is electric.

Shall we take a look
at how it all started?

-It smells.
-I'll stay here.

-I'm going to throw up. I'm sick.
-No.

I'm going to throw up.

-Can you smell that?
-It smells so bad.

I want to make my bed.

Make my bed? Am I a pig?

Thinking of my bed makes me cry.
This is so bad.

The bed is so hard.
I need to go to a chiropractor.

There's shit on your head.

Shit on my face, in my hair…

That's a very ugly boat.

-This is so bad.
-What the fuck?

This is so claustrophobic.

It looks like one of those places people
sleep at when they travel with no money.

What a shabby mess.

I'm going crazy.

I'd rather sleep outside.
I can't sleep here.

-That smell.
-Oh, my Lord.

-I can smell them already.
-Very intense.

-Yeah.
-Very penetrating.

It smells so bad here on the farm.

Dude. This one is taking a dump
right in front of me.

I'm not that difficult,
but this is insane.

These animals smell so bad, dude.

They're sweet and harmless.

Shani.

-What's that?
-It's pee.

Do all cows have udders?

-Or just the females?
-Only the females.

Those are nipples.
Men have nipples too, right?

So these are only females?

Yes, you only milk female cows.

Lena, do you want a glass of bull's milk?

Gross, no.

-Do you get it now…
-I get it.

Can you explain it?

Males can't produce milk.

But they have udders, right?

-No, sorry. Stupid.
-Lena.

-Jillian.
-Yo.

-I saw big tears on your face.
-Yes.

Which moment do you mean?

Did you go to the chiropractor?

No, but I was going to one already,

and I got a new bed before the show,

so that's why it was so bad.

Yes.

Did you recover? Are you okay again?

-Yes, I'm fine.
-Yeah?

-Yes.
-I'm glad.

-Shani?
-Yes.

I saw you frown.

-Yeah, constantly.
-When doesn't she frown?

-You had Botox, right?
-Yeah.

All those farmers liked Marc,

so maybe he's a better fit than he thinks.

-I detect a slight irritation.
-Oh, no.

-Jealous?
-No.

Of Marc?

No.

-I'm past all that.
-But...

How he screwed me over.

Marc played it tactically.

When the farmers were near,

he kept his mouth shut,

but he was complaining behind their backs.

He was acting nice to those people,

but Shani couldn't make
those people do her bidding,

-like the people who are sitting here.
-Girl, please.

You tried to make the people
in our team do your bidding,

-but it didn't work with the farmers.
-They wanted to vote you out.

Not everyone, sorry.

You were talking about her
as well, Yasmine, so please.

I'm not like you all.
I say how it is to people's faces.

-I heard differently.
-If I don't fuck with you, I don't,

and I will say it to your face.
That's what I did to you.

I did, right? I'm not a fake-ass bitch.

The people who voted for her

-decided to chose you.
-Speak for yourself.

-Learn how to listen, little girl.
-"Little girl"? Shut the fuck up.

-Yeah, Yasmine.
-Shut the fuck up.

-I don't think so.
-Shut up.

-I won't.
-Now you talk?

-No.
-You were talking behind my back.

You were to scared to tell me…

Because you think you're a princess.

That's the only thing you can say about me

because I say it myself.
Yes, I was being a princess.

So what's the problem
if people call you a princess?

You guys are fake.
The only thing you have to say about me

is that I was being a princess. I was.

Shut the fuck up. I'm not a hypocrite.

If I have something to say, I say it.

You didn't say anything to my face,

because you know
I will slap you in the face.

That's why she's kissing your ass now.

Shut the fuck up. Be quiet.

You'll see
once my hand lands across your face.

-Watch out.
-Okay.

You're lucky I can't do anything.
Watch your back.

That's why I left. I'm crazy.
I would go insane.

That's why. I don't care.

That's why. Because you know…

You only talk about Jillian,
because she'll just cry.

Don't try that with me.
You were talking behind my back.

You didn't say anything to my face.
Only behind my back.

-If I have something to say, I say it.
-You didn't say anything.

-I say it to people's faces.
-You didn't do that.

-You didn't.
-Shut the fuck up.

Look at yourself.

Okay, guys.

-Yasmine…
-That's why I left.

Yasmine, calm down.

Okay.

Let's make things a bit lighter.

The great adventure started in Friesland.

Farmer Pier Jan and his mother Atsie

had the honor to be the first to meet
this loud group, so to speak.

I'd like to see you shoving that manure
in between there.

You can use your anger.

My anger.

You're making me angry. Sorry.
You're being so angry.

I don't like him, that farmer.
He's arrogant.

-Almost done?
-I just started.

Can you put some here…

I thought, "She's a real boss lady."

You're too late,
that's not how we do things around here.

Time is time and the work has to be done.

-People can get sick.
-No excuses.

I'm not doing anything, I'm sick.

I'll sit and watch.
He won't pay me either way.

I don't like Pier Jan so much. He's sassy.

He was so angry

and said, "I don't want to hear it
and you can't say anything."

I was like, "Then I'll just lie down
and do nothing."

-Mother.
-Yes.

You probably thought,
"Who did we bring into our home?"

Yes, exactly.

-Yeah.
-A kindergarten class?

Yes, well. It was hilarious.

Hilarious. It was so over the top.

-Over the top.
-So over the top

and then even more over the top,

so I was like,
"Did I end up in a bad comedy?"

-Yes.
-It really was a whole different world.

-Did you think we were over the top?
-Yes, very much so.

Pier Jan, you had some altercations
with our city dwellers.

So if you hear them say,

"I don't like Pier Jan.
He's bossy. He's a bit arrogant."

-How does that make you feel?
-I didn't notice it in that week,

because the mood was pretty good.
I don't think it was that bad.

Pier Jan is a man of few words,

so just do what you're being told.

It's not a kindergarten class, right?

What candidate stood out the most?

Yordi.

-I thought Tom…
-Me?

-Yes, or Tim?
-Tom.

Tom. Only one letter difference.

You just had to settle in,

but on the fourth day,
with the fencing assignment,

you were being a real man.

I didn't lift anything for a long time
so my muscles could weaken.

Now my arms are nice and thin again.
Good to hear, thank you.

It was on the fourth day, though.

Not from day one.

If you see them like that,
would you trade places?

No.

-No?
-No, I…

When I see you all now,

wearing fancy clothes
with feathers and glitter…

Well… Are you even wearing pants?
I don't think so.

-He is.
-"Are you even wearing pants?"

He's wearing shorts.

Latex shorts.

I'd rather stay in the countryside.

-Mother Atsie? Would you trade places?
-No.

No.

You just mentioned that the group is
inciting each other. What did you mean?

Being mean,

and snapping at each other.

Behave yourself.

-Yeah.
-You don't treat people like that.

It's good that you mention it,

because life on the farm
caused quite a bit of stress.

One thing is crystal clear.

The influencers didn't go on
this adventure to make friends.

What drama.
Can we let just one person count?

Eager beaver was standing there
with the pay slips…

Just let one person count,
preferably a smart person.

Where is Deveny?

I can't stand the sound
of the cutlery against the plates

and I don't want to make a fuss about it.

Like, "Could you please consider it?"
You know.

-Can I say something?
-What?

Deveny has misophonia,
if I'm pronouncing it correctly,

and she can't stand
the sound of the cutlery.

-Of course.
-People can eat however they want.

That's why I went to sit somewhere else.

You guys eat, I'll go away.

-Real mature.
-What's not mature about that?

-Just sit and eat.
-I'm letting you eat.

-Why are you acting up?
-Just eat.

-No, you eat.
-I'll definitely eat.

You're tripping for no reason.

That big mouth of her again…
Like a Chihuahua.

Now you can make sounds.

You have therapy for that.
I'd recommend that for her.

I hope they will scratch the board there.

That would be great, I'd like to see that.

-Shani.
-Yes.

Deveny.

You clearly didn't become friends.

No. I heard
I accidently stepped on her shoe.

-I wouldn't do that on purpose.
-This makes me laugh.

I'm like, "Just tell me
instead of bitching about it."

And how she went to the whole group

and was like,
"Vote for Deveny, otherwise I'm out."

I wasn't doing that.

Shani, if you hear that,

did you ask people to vote for Deveny?

The people I liked
didn't even vote for her.

Because you failed.

-Girl, what are you talking about?
-You would've failed.

Whoever wanted you out, voted for you.
I don't have anything else to say.

-Don't talk for me.
-But Shani,

Deveny said she suffers from misophonia,

but is that something
you don't take seriously?

It's not that, but people
have the right to eat how they want.

You were never asked to consider it.

That's why I don't get the problem.

It's been made into a drama,
like we have to consider it…

Did I ask you to be considerate?
I don't think so.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay, but dear ladies, is it something
we can discuss and resolve?

I don't need that.

It's ridiculous… Well, people fight
and I understand that,

but if someone has a condition,
and she says it to you or me,

we're talking about a serious condition.

I love fighting, I do,

but fighting over someone's condition
is disrespectful.

From the high north,
our loud group traveled to Urk,

a unique and Christian fishing village
at the IJsselmeer.

A nice bonus was
that people from Urk and influencers

are both stubborn and direct.

I'd like to see some power.

Come on, Lisa.

You're going to help me. Lift this up.

He was a bit of a nag.
So I was like, "Come on."

"Don't nag so much."

-It's very heavy.
-Are you serious? Oh, gosh.

What's happening? You're turning red.

I'm covered in sweat
and I'm working for him.

You're screaming, but there is no power.

He was saying to me, "You can't do this.
This is not for you." Like that.

That's crazy to me.

The bigmouth is hiding himself.

He was giving compliments
to those girls. "Well done."

Do you know why?
Those fishermen never see any women.

They're just happy two women are on board.

He's just a thirsty one.

-The ladies are joining me on Saturday.
-Nice.

Where to?

She quits her photo business
and she quits the nail thing.

-Yeah?
-Yes.

I don't think so.

What's "a thirsty one"?

Yeah, well… What can I say?

Explain it.

You said it, man.

-A thirsty one is…
-I want an explanation.

He just finds those ladies attractive,
the ones who were working for him.

That's why he was giving them compliments…

He wanted to make a good impression
with his Urkish charm.

I was on to him. But, yeah…

-I was on to you, man.
-I noticed.

You're making fun of Yordi,
but that's not how it works.

-What do you think of the clips?
-Great.

-Yeah?
-Exactly how it was.

It shows exactly how I am,
so it looked good.

Direct.

You know what it is?
I made them work hard.

You're playing favorites.

Let me get back at Yordi…

-You're playing favorites, it's not fair.
-I will get back at you.

You were all big talk at first.

Walking around like a gnome,
"I'm going to do this and that."

No.

So I thought, "He's all big talk,
let's see how he does."

But you failed completely.

I felt like you didn't show…

-that you…
-Your focus was somewhere else,

-you don't see girls like that every day.
-No, keep it fair.

That's up to you, yeah.

Yordi, what's it like
seeing the big bosses again?

I'd rather not have seen him today,

but Harmen is a legend.

He helped me a lot.

Harmen, what was
your first impression of this group?

What I hate to see,

like those two ladies earlier,

fighting and yelling at each other,
that's such a shame.

You're ladies.

Can't you just treat
each other with respect?

That's a shame.

If you fight, you're not like,

"Hey, I'd like to say this."

-But you can make up after, right?
-No.

-Yeah, but no need for that now.
-Why not?

It says more about you.

It's a game.
People argue and can say bad things,

but you can shake hands after
and say you're sorry. Right?

A clear message.

Yasmine's departure
meant there was one free spot.

And there was Lisa.

But the chemistry between Lisa and Iris

is not really great.

Hi, Lisa.

My first impression is that Lisa
doesn't seem like a hardworking person

and not someone I'd be friends with.

That's purely based on how she looks.

She was wearing a tiara,
had fake lips and those long eyelashes,

so that shows me you're more focused
on your looks than working hard.

What do you think of this group?

It's a nice group,
except the one with the nails.

-Iris?
-Yes.

-Why?
-I walked in and she was like this.

She can go home.

-You hate her already.
-Yes.

You're going to cause drama here.

Oh, no.

We have to fill everything,
so should we get to work?

It's better for Lisa to go home.
She's not helping.

Those are not two extra hands,
but minus two hands.

What do you think of that?

It's just my opinion.

I've never said, "I don't like Lisa,"

or "Lisa is doing this or that."
I don't feel like I said something wrong.

-You didn't say, "I think she is…"
-No, you said, "She is…"

That's literally what you said.
You're such a hypocrite.

I always fight with people like you.

You're acting all cute
and you're like, "I'm a princess."

But there is a demon in you.
You can tell straight away,

because you're acting all sweet,

but you're judging me based on how I look,

while you're supposed to be a sweet girl,

but you're the one talking about my looks

and saying that I can't do anything.

While you were sent home
because of your long nails. Not me.

So who is fake? You are.

If you remove your nails,
half of the Netherlands would be polluted.

Don't talk about fake.

You talk about me.
Not to my face, because you're scared.

In the clips you said,
"She has to go home. This and that."

If you said that to my face,
I'd have broken your nails.

Yes.

That's why you're fake, because
you're scared to say it to my face.

But you do say it in the clips,
that makes you fake.

So you can act all sweet on social media,

but everyone knows how you're judging
and that you're fucking fake.

Iris, if you hear this, you get
quite a few accusations thrown at you.

-Do you acknowledge any of them?
-No.

-I'm not engaging.
-Are you deaf or blind?

Don't you see yourself talking about me?

I said it wasn't personal.
I could have said…

It was personal. You talk about my lips,
eyelashes and how I can't do anything,

but you're the one who was sent home
because of those ugly nails.

-I wasn't because of my lips or eyelashes.
-But I did earn the most.

-No.
-I earned the most money.

-But you didn't win. What a shame.
-You didn't either.

After visiting the fishermen of Urk,

the city dwellers went
to the east of the country.

Finally back with their feet in the dirt.

-Hello.
-Good morning.

-What a crowd.
-Hi.

You brought a lot of people.

A real farmer as you would imagine,

wearing clogs, old-fashioned, a bit fat,
dirty nails and smelly,

exactly how you would imagine a farmer.

You do look a bit like a pig.

Did you use the pressure washer?

-Yes, the whole time.
-Oh, gosh.

They can break if you do that.
It has broken already there.

It was already like that.

Do it yourself instead of sitting
on your fat ass on that tractor.

He said we broke it
with the pressure washer.

He's crazy. I think he inhaled
too much nitrogen.

I hope he gets eaten by that pig.

I don't want to see that farmer.

Next time, I'll hit him
if he says something.

If you treat me like that, I'm not going
to help you on your stupid farm.

Nice, right?

Not a word of French.

No.

Yordi walked up

and I thought,
"Let's speak in our dialect."

You do develop a bond after a few days.

Exactly.

We do have our own language,
whether that's French or a dialect.

Let me start by saying
that I really respect these people.

We do mean that, right, Dad?

-These people…
-Appie.

…are making a show,
which is their business,

a business completely different than ours.

Lisa and Shirley were our playful kitties.

Yes, that's kind of true.

Playful kitties.

What did you think the behavior
of our party animals?

-Well, I can imagine…
-It was a party.

I live in Bathmen, in a village.

In the morning, when I went to the farm

and I arrived, they were like,
"Hey, Appie, are you back?"

They knew I was Appie
and I got such a warm welcome.

-We love Appie.
-That was really great.

-Appie.
-Appie.

And also…

Our neighbors were jealous

that we had so many pretty girls
walking around the farm.

Appie.

How nice.

We had some jobs
that required quite some power,

and also someone who was helping
with removing grass.

-That was great help.
-Yes.

And the lady said,
"You last longer than I do."

Yes, that's right.

That was her.

-Those are positive memories.
-Yes.

-They can come back.
-Well.

Marc and Yordi
clearly have the same interests.

They'd do anything for each other,
but they also took some risks.

I'll make sure we both stay in the game.

We have to. Respect.

-Did you want to vote me out?
-You? No.

-Never.
-Really?

-Never.
-Iris and Tom.

-Okay.
-Yes?

I'm going to talk to Shani.

-All right.
-Okay, deal.

It's getting exciting
and everyone is playing the game

instead of favoritism and stuff.

Lena dug her own grave
and I hammered in the nails.

You made a pinky promise.

You know how it is, Robbert.
Promises in this games…

How well can you trust a person, you know?

A cornered animal will do anything
to escape. You hear some things.

I can't stand those two anymore.
They're driving me nuts.

-You mean Marc.
-Marc and Yordi.

Those two play a dirty game.

-Who do they want to vote for?
-You and me, probably.

-Okay, so we have a deal?
-We have a deal.

-100%.
-Okay.

-Marc is constantly lying.
-Yes.

You want to involve
everyone in your conspiracy

and you're using Yordi as a pawn.

-It's better to shut your big mouth.
-We'll see who wins.

I don't care, but don't act all big now.

-You're nothing.
-All right. We'll see later on.

-We definitely will.
-Calm down.

-Or what?
-Nothing, just calm down.

-You should have been out.
-You're stressing.

He messed it up.

-You've gone crazy.
-You're walking away again.

-Because I will kick your ass.
-Do it.

-Idiot.
-Do it.

I thought Lisa and Faisel
were the hypocrites, but it's Marc.

They need to smooth things over.

They're going to rim each other.

Don't you need to bring that table leg
so you can shove it up your ass?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-I enjoy this.

-What did you say?
-I enjoy those clips.

-How would you describe your tactics?
-Not bad, because it worked.

-Did it work?
-It worked.

-It didn't work.
-Not at all.

We were still in the game
after the pig farm.

Because of that farmer, not your tactics.

-We were still in the game, though.
-Because of your sloppy poppy.

You thought you were
the Bonnie and Clyde of the farm.

I thought you guys had a little thing.

-Yeah.
-They have.

They're laughing.

What was that, Faisel?

At some point I thought, "They're licking
each other's ass or dicks."

-Yeah.
-I like licking ass. I do.

I have to say,
I was not involved in the ass-licking.

-No…
-You were.

This is going too far.

Honestly, I was a hypocrite
here and there…

Here and there?

-Everywhere.
-So you admit it.

I admit it. I played dirty.

I wanted to win the game.

What's the line between
friendship and betrayal?

Yeah, look at them.

-That's no friendship.
-A thin line.

He wanted to be in the final with him
so he could beat him,

and got Yordi so far to convince him,
"I will split the prize pot."

That's betrayal from day one.

Didn't they just play it smart?

No, that's just dirty. Marc used Yordi.

Or vice versa.

You see? No friendship. You see?

Yeah.

From the fighting in Bathmen
to Deurne in North Brabant,

where they hit the hay early.

Unlike our influencers.

That took some getting used to.

I'm done with it.

The farmer can stay home as well
or I let a wolf run free here.

Gross.

Oh, my God.

All those high-pitched sounds from a man…

What happened?

-We're not used to that.
-No.

What are you doing?

Are you stroking it?

-Stroking?
-Yeah.

-I don't do that.
-Look there.

Take a look on your right
and look how nice and short it is.

-It's quite a difference.
-Fuck off.

-Do you see that?
-Yes.

-Fuck off?
-Nice.

Every time Marc showed his teeth,

the farmer was hypnotized

and was like, "Marc is the best."

It really was.

Gerard Joling.

Harm and Annemieke, what did you think
of the behavior of the influencers?

-Behavior we're not used to.
-No.

You don't see that at our place.
We don't want to teach our children that.

-No.
-No.

Can you give me a specific example?

-Arguing over something very small.
-Yeah.

Making a big deal out of nothing.

As was mentioned previously,
very over the top. Very much so.

Being hysterical.

-Hot-headed.
-Yeah.

-This is probably about you, Lisa.
-No.

Do you think that they
learned something from you?

I don't think anyone was like, "I'm going
to learn something in the countryside."

Well, I really was there for…

I thought it was interesting, honestly.

What did you learn?

I genuinely found it interesting.

-Don't you get tired of yourself?
-No.

You're the only one.

Deurne was also the place
where this turbulent adventure ended.

There was only one winner,

and that's Shirley.

I'm scared. Okay.

This wasn't a case of heels in the hay,
this was head-first in the water.

I feel sorry for those elderly people
seeing these slutty people walk in.

There's 700 cc in here on both sides.

More than three pounds,
they've never seen that.

-All that fish juice, no.
-A drop on my nose.

I'm afraid of Urk and their fishing,

because there's nothing scarier than fish.

I'm really afraid.

Shir, can you hold this?
All that water is running…

Shir.

Shir.

-Look at this one lying here.
-I'll be lying like that on the slide too.

-It's licking my boobs. Look.
-It did that to me too.

Erik, is this normal?

-What do you do for work?
-Do you know OnlyFans?

You can post pictures of yourself.
People then subscribe to it to view them.

-Pamela Anderson wannabe. What's this?
-Wannabe?

What body part
determines the color of the egg?

-I wrote, "The earlobe."
-Again…

-Shir.
-Shirley.

Everyone thinks I'm stupid,
but I'm not that bad.

I think I'm done.

Put it up.

I've got the Golden Clog.

I've never won anything.
This is so fun. Very cool.

I was moving at full speed.

Everyone said, "I didn't expect
you could work so hard."

I was a true farmer.

"I was a true farmer."

-Did you know you had it in you?
-No.

-So you surprised yourself as well.
-A lot.

Marc, did it hurt your ego?

-Yes.
-Yes, it did a little.

Yeah.

It's okay. I'm honestly proud of you.

I can't do puzzles. Well done, girl.

Thank you, Marc.

And I've been told

-you got a tattoo.
-Yes.

-Well…
-Yes.

-For this?
-Yes. You didn't know that, right?

-Look at that.
-It's pretty.

-Then I'll have to stand here with my bum…
-Yeah.

-It's really pretty.
-A pig.

Farmer Erik.

Cute, right?

What is it, Shirley?

I've got a piggy with a clog
and my pay slip with the price.

The clog was the trophy.

What's the amount on it?

€18,415.

-I have it here.
-How nice.

€18,415.

-It's for you.
-You want me to come forward?

Come and get it.

-How nice.
-It's for you.

How nice.

-Congrats.
-Thanks.

Thank you. Nice, right?

Do you want to say something?

Any last words for the group
or the locals?

What can I say?

I enjoyed it… No, that's not true.

I enjoyed it sometimes.

It was fun sometimes,
the group was largely fun.

The farmers were a bit strict sometimes.

But overall, I enjoyed it.

Most of the time, I had a good time.

And this is really impressive.

We've come to the end.

Thank you, farmers.
Thank you, influencers.

It was a roller-coaster,
but it was a fun one.

Go in peace, and see you next time.

Ciao.