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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:26,170 I'm going to lose that now. 2 00:00:26,171 --> 00:00:30,069 Yeah, all right, all right. That's tough. Come on now, say it over. 3 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:33,080 I'll let you know in that corner, I can't be sure, all right? 4 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:39,200 Says me right, silly bugger, not concentrated. 5 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:40,890 So what's the latest, pal? 6 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,900 End of the week, loose expires in our place. 7 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,510 Bentham wants six figures. 8 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:48,580 What? 9 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,110 An artisan's dwelling. 10 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:52,570 That's what my bloody house is. 11 00:00:53,809 --> 00:00:54,949 An artisan's dwelling. 12 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,810 I thought Victoria was going to sort him out. Yeah, so did I. 13 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:01,280 There we go. 14 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:10,950 Now, this is obviously to our advantage. 15 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:15,729 I can go back to Linton with your offer, and he has to consider it. He has no 16 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:18,570 choice. Well, who wants to live in a leper colony anyway? 17 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:21,470 I'm sorry. Mum, will all that... 18 00:01:21,929 --> 00:01:24,399 Poisonous nuclear fuel spitting into the water. 19 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:25,850 Toxic this and acid that. 20 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:29,669 Mum, Victoria's saying that... I know what Victoria's saying, bless her. What 21 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:33,029 I'm saying is that I don't want my grandchildren to grow up default. 22 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:34,410 One thing at a time, Mum, eh? 23 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:39,849 Look, if the worst came to the worst, you could always move into Monterey's 24 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:40,900 house for a bit. 25 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:43,320 We've got more space there than is good for us. 26 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,950 I know Dad would be delighted. 27 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:49,389 Yeah, well, that's terribly kind of you, Victoria. 28 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:49,929 Oh, rubbish. 29 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:50,829 I, er... 30 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:52,689 I really wouldn't want to put you to any trouble. 31 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:54,310 Look, it would only be temporary. 32 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:58,080 And if it happens, it might be very helpful for us at the moment. 33 00:01:58,810 --> 00:02:00,550 Well, Gavin's gone away for a bit. 34 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,640 And I know Penny would really appreciate a bit of help with the children. 35 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:07,290 Anyway, think about it. 36 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,670 And you mustn't worry about the toxic dump. 37 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:15,690 But your father's worried about it. 38 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:18,050 My father doesn't have all the facts. 39 00:02:18,051 --> 00:02:22,759 Stephen Crane seen some people in London today, and he said he's very confident 40 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,810 of a good result. 41 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,580 So, JXB Properties has done the job. 42 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,640 Clinton gets a rocket up his body and no more theme park. No more theme park. 43 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:37,660 JXB gets quietly knocked on the head. I'll do that today. 44 00:02:37,661 --> 00:02:41,679 The citizens of Upper Stoneley rejoice that their villages are going to get 45 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,680 turned into a giant radioactive swamp. 46 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:47,999 The property market stabiliser? Not before you pick up a Queen Anne terrace 47 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,050 ten grand. 48 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,440 Certainly not before that. 49 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:54,100 Also, what's all that? 50 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,480 People are pleased with me. 51 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,430 Well, well. 52 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,820 Look what the cat threw up. 53 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,160 Obviously this is a business, is it? 54 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:19,340 Obviously I was looking for Pears. 55 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,600 Pears isn't here at the moment. 56 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,300 Have I passed a little test? 57 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,090 You were honest. 58 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,400 I didn't learn it from you. 59 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:38,870 Can I come in? 60 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,130 Quiet. 61 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:43,040 First time, well done. 62 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,580 It is outside business hours. You have not made an appointment. You are, 63 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,760 therefore, Victoria Douglas. 64 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,140 What a shame about your theme park, Mr Linton. 65 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,760 Oh, I do hope you haven't come to gloat. That would be very boring. 66 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:06,550 I've come to ask if you'll reconsider my offer on behalf of the Moritz family. 67 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,620 No. That was simple, wasn't it? 68 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:15,200 For a viewer, Linton, your range of options is deteriorating. 69 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,330 Name me one other client who's interested in the place. 70 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,860 What is it with your family, Victoria? 71 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,080 You're all so full of shit. Look at you. 72 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,780 Designer socialism that accounted R .V. Nick. 73 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,280 It's a spectacle without dignity, Angela. 74 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,090 Drop it. 75 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:36,940 Dear, oh, dear. 76 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,180 Feudalism going green. 77 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,080 That's the Douglas way, isn't it? 78 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,140 think you own this village? 79 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,540 Unfortunately, you do. 80 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,040 And that's why this community's suffering. 81 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,879 And that's why I'll fight you, Linton, till you go groveling to Colin Morris 82 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,960 with your acceptance. 83 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,190 Powerful men. 84 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,490 What? 85 00:05:20,091 --> 00:05:26,179 Well, what do you think is going on? Stephen, I really don't know. 86 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,600 We don't talk about work. 87 00:05:27,601 --> 00:05:30,879 And in spite of what you think, I'm not a confidante of Jimmy's. Blake's been up 88 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,719 to Douglas Mountain. He's had me down to his house. Well, money, I expect. But 89 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,199 it's me who's got the company up and running. Why the hell should he want me 90 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,460 out? I'm happy to take you. 91 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,390 Joe! 92 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,850 Don't. 93 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:51,510 You and me, Joe. 94 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:57,510 This is new. 95 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:00,270 My father had an article about home security. 96 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,470 Everything here was a picture in a magazine. 97 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,930 Okay. 98 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,110 Okay what? 99 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,860 Okay, I'll go down the far escape. 100 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:17,459 Queen's law rule number one, never stoop to tie your shoelaces in your 101 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,840 neighbour's rhubarb patch. 102 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,430 Because it looks like you're nicking his rhubarb. 103 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,210 Wonderful boy it is. 104 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,010 Hello? 105 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,240 JFP Properties, can I help you? 106 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:44,010 I'm afraid none of the directors are available at present. 107 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,320 I think they've gone home. 108 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:50,250 They specifically asked me not to discuss this project with the press. So 109 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,330 Moz. 110 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,620 It's all over. 111 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:02,550 JXB properties is no more. It has ceased to be. 112 00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:05,569 You've been an angel, Vanessa. What can I say? 113 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,920 Let me help you with your decorating, Vanessa. 114 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:12,150 Take me to your roller. 115 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,750 Ah, there you are. 116 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,100 I'm late. 117 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:22,960 How did you get on? 118 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,610 Linton refused the offer again. 119 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:25,920 Oh, dear. 120 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,070 I hope I'm not thinking of giving up. 121 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:32,159 No daughter of mine, etc., etc. I was thinking, actually, of having the 122 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,210 stay here for a bit. 123 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,850 In fact, I've already suggested it to them. 124 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,080 In what sense, stay here? 125 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,480 Well, it's a contingency plan. 126 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,820 Toy, we're not a charity. 127 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,500 I know we're not a charity. 128 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,280 What a fatuous thing to say. 129 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,100 I can't believe you said that. 130 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,180 Sonia Morris is a bitch. 131 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,410 Go to your room. 132 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,190 or I'm telling Daddy. 133 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,040 Meaning what? 134 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:50,110 Meaning... How about a nice glass of brandy? 135 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,080 Bed, I think. 136 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:12,340 Ten to one, the maggots are running riot, unsupervised. 137 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Night -night then, Pete. 138 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,790 Make sure Daddy doesn't set the house on fire, will you? 139 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,880 I'll sort him out, don't worry. 140 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,360 You really don't know, do you? 141 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:38,870 Know what? 142 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,020 No, I don't. 143 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:45,739 And I wish to God somebody would tell me, because I can't handle conversation 144 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:46,940 this house at the moment. 145 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,340 Gavin and Sonia Morris were having an affair. 146 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,930 Oh, Christ. 147 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:59,179 I don't know where Gavin is at the moment, but I presume he's trying to 148 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,260 some sort of a choice. 149 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,200 Penny, I don't know what to say. 150 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,790 Neither do I. 151 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,560 Well, I'm going to bed anyway. 152 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,230 Night. 153 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,580 Will you remind me to tell Victoria about the leaflets? 154 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,120 She knows about the leaflets, Dad. 155 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,000 Just remind me to tell her, will you? 156 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,580 Why didn't you tell me? 157 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,330 I thought they had a round. He'd gone somewhere to cool off. 158 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,639 Gavin asked me to look after Penny. A big piece of looking after is not 159 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,470 broadcasting the fact that her marriage is breaking up. 160 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,330 Telling me classifies as broadcasting. 161 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:54,360 Couldn't rectify this over a chicken sandwich, could we? 162 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,500 I haven't eaten. 163 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,310 Why do you smell of paint? 164 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,050 What's this about leaflets? 165 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:05,040 I don't think that quite answered my question. 166 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,870 Leaflets for what? 167 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:08,920 Village. 168 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,750 Itemizing the evils of toxic waste. 169 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,390 My father's organising some sort of rally this weekend. 170 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,940 Oh, what an evening. 171 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,460 Victoria, it's finished. 172 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,460 We got what we wanted. 173 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,760 JXB is about to evaporate. Whoosh. 174 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:31,299 Colin, Sonia and their mother are about to lose their home. 175 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,350 Whoosh. 176 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:36,400 It needs a few more days, Stephen. A bit more of a squeeze, that's all. 177 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,740 This business with Colin has been relevant. 178 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,220 There's a political principle at stake. 179 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:46,679 I have started to dismantle the whole bloody operation, Victoria. 180 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,730 I know. 181 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:51,720 I have abused friendships and loyalties left, right and centre. 182 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,479 Do you fully appreciate what reviving JXB will cost me in personal 183 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,530 relationships? 184 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,860 Yes, I do. 185 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,490 A JXB property, can I help you? 186 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,600 Who is this? 187 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,530 Vanessa, a slight change of plan. 188 00:12:31,531 --> 00:12:34,889 What? Now, the important thing at this juncture, okay, is that you don't hang 189 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:35,940 up. 190 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,360 Hello? 191 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:40,820 Hello, Vanessa? 192 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,160 Are you still there? 193 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,230 Yes, I'm still here, Stephen. 194 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,810 I'm always still here. 195 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,790 Toxic tank, no thanks. 196 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,890 Toxic tank, no thanks. 197 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,160 Toxic tank... No, thanks. 198 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,599 Toxic tents. 199 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,650 No, thanks. 200 00:12:58,651 --> 00:12:59,899 Toxic tents. 201 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:00,950 No, thanks. 202 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:02,099 Toxic tents. 203 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,150 No, thanks. 204 00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:04,219 Toxic tents. 205 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,080 No, thanks. Right, that's it. That's it. 206 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,380 Very, very amusing. 207 00:13:07,381 --> 00:13:10,459 You can piss off now. All right, now, while Doug was spoiling my daughter, off 208 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,259 you go. That's it. Go and play with your Lego. 209 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,150 What do you think you're doing? That's battery, darling. 210 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,970 It's revised. 211 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:21,839 You so much as touch my children, Linton, and I will kill you. Believe me, 212 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,890 in the mood. 213 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,810 Ta -da! 214 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,870 Behold. 215 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,700 Leaflets. What flavour leaflets? 216 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,930 Industrial effluent is a bad thing, flavour? 217 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,700 Nyet. Look and learn. 218 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,540 Industrial effluent is a beautiful thing. 219 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,750 Its bad image is simply the result of a Marxist conspiracy. 220 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,090 What? 221 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,000 What's the point of this? 222 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,650 JXP has to be seen to be pointing out some kind of defect. 223 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,400 Even if it is a bunch of crap. 224 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,240 When did you get all this technical stuff about permeability? 225 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,770 I do listen to you, you know. 226 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,440 Aren't you clever? 227 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:07,440 If you're going to patronise me, you can get out of my bedroom now. 228 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,340 Who is it? 229 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,830 Me, Robert. Can I come in? 230 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,549 Is there anything important? 231 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,600 Hang on a minute. 232 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,740 I'm on the phone. 233 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,800 Won't be a minute. I'll come down, Robert. 234 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:27,680 Oh, right you are. It's only a boring question about tax relief, that's all. 235 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:32,790 Who doesn't think? 236 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,660 We'd better move the centre of operations for a while. 237 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,150 What does that mean, move the centre of operations? 238 00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,110 It means you move out. 239 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:44,910 Get a room at the Bell. 240 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,730 That's a really silly idea. 241 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,890 I'll book him from Sunday. 242 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,500 Thank you. 243 00:14:56,110 --> 00:15:00,470 I take it we're all familiar with these words of comfort from JXB properties. 244 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:04,210 There is absolutely no cause for alarm. 245 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:09,089 If there's no cause for alarm, why do they want to build a bloody thing out in 246 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,140 the country? 247 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:13,980 Because they don't want to build it in their own bloody backyard. That's why. 248 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,180 Victoria. 249 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:21,370 Unfortunately, JXB haven't just pulled the name up. It's only out of a hat. 250 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:26,729 The fact is, geologically, this area is uniquely suitable for the disposal of 251 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:27,830 highly toxic waste. 252 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,750 We can't change that. 253 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:37,230 The thing that frightens me is we can't see these damned people. 254 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:40,230 I mean, what do we know about JXB properties? 255 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:44,550 A round robin signed by a handful of men in suits. 256 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,870 There's nothing to hit out at. 257 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:52,240 I have to say, I also find this facelessness of our assailants very 258 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:57,480 We need concrete information if we're going to take on JXB with any 259 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:03,999 Which leads me to suggest, at the risk of embarrassing him, that the man best 260 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,700 suited to smoke out JXB is Mr. Stephen Crane. 261 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,980 What do you say, Stephen? 262 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,620 Can I publicly solicit your detective skills for our cause? 263 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,010 What do you want me to do? 264 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,810 Well, find someone in authority in JXB. 265 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,600 And then what? 266 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:29,809 Bring them here to talk to us. Get them up on this platform here to tell us 267 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,610 exactly what it is they're up to. 268 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:37,660 Okay. 269 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,300 I'll do that for you. 270 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,770 Good show, Crane. Best of luck. 271 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:56,449 Stephen, what are you going to do? 272 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,500 One more scare. 273 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,580 One big one. 274 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:02,409 Stephen, please tell me, where on earth are you going to find a representative 275 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,130 of J .F. Peterhood or the village? 276 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,500 Don't know. 277 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:09,130 I knew this would happen. You should never forget the five Ps. 278 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,600 What? 279 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,580 Perfect preparation prevents piss -poor performance. 280 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,809 No, no, Stephen. 281 00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,610 This is the bit where you reassure me. 282 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,600 Well, you tell me. You have a plan. 283 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,380 I don't have a plan. 284 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,560 I do, however, have an idea. 285 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,179 Good. Brilliant. 286 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,820 No. Not brilliant. 287 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,940 It would be the worst thing I've ever done in my life. 288 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,320 Sometimes it's very hard to believe. 289 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,480 There seems to be so much to be afraid of. 290 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:09,579 Here, today, our community is menaced by forces too 291 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,800 ruthless, too powerful to resist. 292 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,760 Faith seems very far away. 293 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,840 But this is just the time. 294 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:24,560 Just the time to hold on. 295 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,290 tight to the Lord. 296 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,890 For his love is the only armor that is proof. 297 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:36,590 His will, the only justice. 298 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,170 Too powerful to resist. 299 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:41,349 I know. 300 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,240 It should be inspiring us to rise up, not sink to our knees. 301 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,090 Dad, for goodness sake, calm down. 302 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,970 What have people been to say? 303 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,370 Pray. Well, he is a vicar. 304 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,720 Come on, get away from these bloody people. 305 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:19,589 So is this. I'm not pulling anything in that wardrobe that's going anywhere near 306 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:23,229 my body. It's making him ill, for God's sake, and I don't believe it's necessary 307 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,340 to put him through all this. Oh, don't you? 308 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:29,050 Listen. No, Victoria, break the habit of a lifetime and you listen. 309 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:32,489 If you blow this scam to your father, the whole bloody number's on the line. 310 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:36,050 Why? Because Robert is every bit as necessary to us as JXB. 311 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:38,930 He is the voice of holy rage for the community. 312 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,609 If he stops shouting, there's no controversy. 313 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:44,699 If there's no controversy, there's no way we're ever going to hammer Linton. 314 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,500 Rule number one, and this is serious. 315 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,820 Do it right or don't do it at all. 316 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:52,110 He'd shout loud enough if I explained it was all for Colin. 317 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,620 He does Colin. 318 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,010 Victoria! 319 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,520 Your father is incapable of lying. 320 00:19:57,521 --> 00:20:01,919 There's just no way that he could fake that kind of righteous indignation. 321 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,180 That's a stupid argument. 322 00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:06,039 Anyway, if my father were to leave the action group, there's any number of 323 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,019 people that could take over. 324 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,019 Brigadier or what's -his -face, anybody. 325 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,270 No, Stephen, I'm going to tell him. Full stop. End of conversation. 326 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,420 again, Carl. 327 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,410 Fine, thanks. All things considered. 328 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:29,980 I haven't hit myself with a hammer yet, so I can't complain. 329 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,420 Victoria tells me she's making some headway with Linton. 330 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,800 Yeah, well, we'll keep my fingers crossed, you know. 331 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:41,870 I wanted to have a word with you, actually, about Jamie. 332 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,770 Oh? I just wondered how he's getting on. 333 00:20:44,771 --> 00:20:47,849 He's not the most talkative of blokes. It's quite difficult to find out how 334 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:48,900 fitting in. 335 00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:51,429 Well, he's not frightened of our work. 336 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:52,480 Come on, Carl. 337 00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:56,469 Oh, I don't know, Robert. I mean, I'm very fond of Jamie. 338 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,829 Still think of him as me little brother and that, you know. 339 00:20:58,830 --> 00:20:59,880 But? 340 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,690 But it's like he's not really here. 341 00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:06,409 I mean, I teach him how to do something and he does it, but there's no love in 342 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:07,460 it, you know? 343 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,870 Like he doesn't really care. 344 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,450 And that's the thing here, isn't it? 345 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,580 We all care. 346 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,530 You always did like a good bonfire, didn't you? 347 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:40,670 You should have been here a couple of months back. We had a cracker. 348 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,710 Mind that. 349 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,900 What? I need that. 350 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,330 Oh, right. Sorry. 351 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,880 Did you want me for something? 352 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,880 I don't know what it is. 353 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,110 Your birthright. 354 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,559 I couldn't give it to you on your 21st because I couldn't get it organised in 355 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,420 time. What do you mean, my birthright? 356 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,320 20 % of Douglas Motors. 357 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,690 It's yours. 358 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,780 So this is going to make me your little boy again, is it? 359 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,830 What? 360 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,430 I don't want this. 361 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,600 I don't want this. 362 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:37,999 I don't want any of this. Jamie. And I don't want your big, bloody cow eyes 363 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,880 looking at me. I don't want money. 364 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,630 I don't want birthright. I don't want Douglas Popsi motors. 365 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,620 I don't want this. 366 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,050 Jamie. 367 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,240 What have I done to you? 368 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,320 Piers, I was wondering. 369 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,310 Hmm? 370 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,640 Have you ever been in love? 371 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:08,640 Well, I was very fond of an E -type I had when I was in commodity. 372 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,400 I believe you. 373 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:16,510 Good God. What? What does that mean? James Davia Blake. 374 00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:22,960 Something's rotten in the state of Upper Domely. 375 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:41,449 Darling, whatever it is, I'm afraid this isn't the time. 376 00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:44,969 There's something I have to tell you about JXB. Look, Toy, I just want to be 377 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,530 my own for a moment. It isn't real. 378 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:48,080 What isn't real? 379 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:49,810 JXB. It's a fake. 380 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,710 Oh, good. Splendid. That's relief. 381 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,710 You're not listening to what I'm telling you. 382 00:23:56,790 --> 00:24:00,050 Stephen and I made it up. We made the whole thing up. 383 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:03,610 JXB does not exist. There is no toxic dump. 384 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:08,100 We deliberately circulated a rumor so that the theme park would fall through. 385 00:24:08,101 --> 00:24:11,719 We're keeping the rumour going to depress the property market so that 386 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,830 forced to take Colin's offer on the house. 387 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,300 Would you like me to repeat all that? 388 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,120 Where the hell's Stephen going to get a director of JXB? 389 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:46,240 Wharton, hello. 390 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:47,700 Hello, darling. 391 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:50,090 Bloody had to be you, didn't it? 392 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,670 Marcus, it's always such a pleasure. 393 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,020 How are you? 394 00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:55,950 What is it this time? 395 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,690 About this house or what am I? 396 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,800 Well, what about it? 397 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:02,920 The agent's been a bit humorous about the price and I'm running out of time. 398 00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:04,990 I need your help, mate. 399 00:25:04,991 --> 00:25:09,059 This isn't going to be some bloody awful nightmare, is it? It's not going to be 400 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,320 Albany all over again. 401 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,220 Promise me. 402 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,800 I promise you. 403 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:42,930 To be born an Englishman, Piers, is to draw first prize in God's lottery. 404 00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:44,500 Johnson. 405 00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:45,880 Kipling. 406 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:48,250 What a glorious prospect. 407 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,790 A slice, Jimmy, but a very pretty one. 408 00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:56,710 Isn't this rather extravagant? 409 00:25:57,270 --> 00:26:01,250 Mine, thankfully, is one of the least acceptable faces of capitalism. 410 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:06,530 So if you have any other facetious observations to make on the subject... 411 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,420 of extravagance, I suggest you contain them. 412 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:15,219 Sorry, Jimmy. You don't actually look like you're convalescing from vigorous 413 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,740 intercourse. Hasn't there been any? 414 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,860 I beg your pardon? 415 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,720 I understood you took the day off in order to rummage the voluptuous Joanna. 416 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,320 So why are you here? 417 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:33,079 Jimmy, about Joanna and I, I'd be grateful if you didn't... Do you imagine 418 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,140 know nothing about affairs of the heart, Pierre? 419 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:38,220 I never suggested. 420 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,100 Are you aware that I was once married? 421 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,290 No. 422 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,300 No, I wasn't aware of that. 423 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:52,100 Our engagement lasted eight years, whereupon we dithered headlong into 424 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:56,500 Her name, implausibly enough, was Hannah. 425 00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:01,200 Hannah. It was the palindrome. I couldn't resist. 426 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,820 Good grief. 427 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:06,570 What happened to your wife? 428 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:08,430 I sold her. 429 00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:11,820 To an Arab. 430 00:27:15,650 --> 00:27:16,700 Is that true? 431 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,750 Dear boy, who knows? 432 00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,860 Is that for me? 433 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,590 Thank you, Piers. I should treasure it always. 434 00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:34,610 Are you very angry with me, Stephen? 435 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:35,920 I've been angrier. 436 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,390 What did he say, your father? 437 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:44,850 He said... He thought it was brilliant. 438 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:46,810 Well, it is brilliant, Anne. 439 00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:49,370 And he resigned from the Action Group. 440 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:52,420 He didn't want to give us away. You were right about that. 441 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:53,840 Good. 442 00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:59,950 I think the small, uncontroversial business like Kiss might be in order. 443 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,180 Was obviously a real thriller. 444 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,810 You've got a bad feeling, Victoria, about this girl. 445 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,500 Somebody's going to get hurt. 446 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,110 Who, you? 447 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:20,390 Somebody plural. 448 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,250 All of us, maybe. 449 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,930 Oh, dear. 450 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,580 Stephen has been arsing about again, hasn't he? 451 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:31,390 JXB properties. 452 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,100 Cavalier of him, frankly. 453 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,360 What the hell is the little turd up to now? 454 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,760 It's quite unfathomable. 455 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,220 Your first thought, Crane wants what? 456 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,640 A quick killing, as ever. 457 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,940 Assuming JXB Properties is a new plaything of his. 458 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:53,639 A rather unneighbourly trick to play on one's hosts, dumping noxious rubbish on 459 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,820 them. Yet Douglas Motors thrives. 460 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,240 Latest figures were very encouraging, from their point of view. 461 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,620 Crane has made his bet. 462 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:06,340 So what's his incentive to befoul it? 463 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:07,950 My second thought. 464 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:10,010 Naughtiness, Piers. 465 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:13,530 Naughtiness. And I can't grasp its measure. 466 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:15,550 So, what do you want me to do? 467 00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:20,049 Make a large number of telephone calls in a short space of time. Find out 468 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:23,470 everything you can about JXB's bloody property. 469 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:30,290 Discover precisely what unnatural practices Stephen has inspired in Upper 470 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:33,750 Piers, thorough. This may be useful to us. 471 00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:36,530 Where can I find the telephone? 472 00:29:36,550 --> 00:29:38,650 In your car, I bet. 473 00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:33,720 Three, two, one. 474 00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:03,650 I know about the Legion. 475 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:08,310 Do you know about the Legion? 476 00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:13,030 Well, I know you can't buy yourself out. 477 00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:16,720 You're a dissenter. 478 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,110 So why did you need the money? 479 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:30,110 I needed half of it to clear my gambling slate with Piper. 480 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:43,760 I threw it away. 481 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,090 What do you mean? 482 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,930 Threw it away? 483 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,360 Threw it away in the woods. 484 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,100 It's worth every penny, I tell you. 485 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,370 See them all. 486 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,390 See them all, these people, scrabbling about. 487 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,790 Stuffing their pockets with money. 488 00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:15,049 Ended up shoving bundles of tennis into pails of cow shit just to stop sticking 489 00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:16,100 out. 490 00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:21,120 People pull them out and put them in their pockets just the same. 491 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,920 Everything falls apart when money touches it. 492 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:30,620 Manners. 493 00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:34,100 Love. 494 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:45,670 You should have been there, Dad. 495 00:32:45,810 --> 00:32:46,860 It was a real smile. 496 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:44,919 to go with jolly jimmy frightfully well all things considered and corton 85 497 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:51,759 jolly good lovely flat joanna 498 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:58,459 it's my father's oh like most things mr blake i don't wish to be rude a little 499 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:02,799 game joanna what do you think i do enjoy a little game 500 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:09,039 here are the rules You tell me everything about 501 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,040 JXB properties. 502 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,070 Easy, really. 503 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:15,240 Is this something we've invested in? 504 00:34:15,739 --> 00:34:16,789 I don't know. 505 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,070 Have we? 506 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,510 I'm sorry, but this really isn't ringing any bells. 507 00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:24,800 Then permit me a campanological prompt. 508 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:28,679 The company in question lists you as a director. 509 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,800 What? A directrix. 510 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,420 It's absurd. 511 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,860 A directrice, perhaps. 512 00:34:36,990 --> 00:34:42,289 Hardly a day goes by, does it, Joanna, without some hideous conspiracy of yours 513 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:43,889 besmirching my happiness. 514 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:49,269 Listen. Hey, I haven't got the faintest idea who JBX or whatever it is property 515 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:50,320 is supposed to be. 516 00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:51,380 Joanna Franklin? 517 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:53,250 Martin Goodfellow? 518 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:54,780 Goodfellow. 519 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,400 Ding dong. 520 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,290 Linton. Linton. 521 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,580 Ty Cottage. Ty Cottage, Ferry Lane. 522 00:35:13,581 --> 00:35:16,159 Listen, right, you go in there, you offer him 30k. 523 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,210 He wants 100. 524 00:35:17,211 --> 00:35:20,179 He says you've got to be joking. You say, what, with Chernobyl in my abacious 525 00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:23,399 border? Right, right, right. So he gets that spooked. He then tells your Colin, 526 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,450 yes, for 60. 527 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,220 Well, that would be a bonus. Just put the wind up Linton. That's all I want. 528 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,610 Right, where are you going to be? In the bath. 529 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:31,780 Right, where's that? 530 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,220 The Bell, pub in the village. 531 00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:35,599 You're going to the pub to have a bath? 532 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,650 Yep. 533 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,850 Marcus? 534 00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:38,920 Thanks for this. 535 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,160 You're a brick. 536 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:42,260 A what? 537 00:35:53,230 --> 00:35:54,350 What is this word? 538 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:56,640 J -X -B. 539 00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,130 And what is this word? 540 00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:05,240 Franklin. 541 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,180 Joanna Franklin. 542 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,020 What are these words doing together on this piece of paper? 543 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,770 Jo, please, I can explain this. 544 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:14,510 Do you know what you've done? 545 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:17,020 I'm sorry. 546 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,850 You wrote the string on our yo -yo. 547 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,090 Up and down was our way, wasn't it? 548 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:28,589 See, I let peers into my bed to make you jealous because I thought I'd lost you 549 00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:29,640 and I wanted you back. 550 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:32,870 I've always wanted you back. 551 00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:36,060 Not anymore. 552 00:36:39,549 --> 00:36:41,890 Finish. This was just a little too selfish. 553 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:44,780 Even for you. 554 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,660 I'm not joking, Stephen. 555 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,410 Victoria Douglas. 556 00:37:18,411 --> 00:37:21,899 The girl in the restaurant with the chocolate pudding. 557 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,950 What? 558 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,240 Oh, yes, that's right. 559 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:26,910 Joanna Franklin. 560 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:32,200 Listen, I think I ought to explain. 561 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,040 I think that's probably not necessary. 562 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:41,599 Listen, Victoria, I'd love to have a big fight with you, but I've just had one 563 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,370 with Stephen, and I couldn't really give a toss anyway. 564 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,590 If you'll settle for a drink, I'm buying. 565 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,390 Hello? 566 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,070 What are you doing? 567 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,610 Hail past evening. 568 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,420 Carl, he wants to talk to you. 569 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:17,859 Quickly, Carl. 570 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,739 Who does? Who wants to talk to me? Linton. 571 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:22,570 Carl, quickly. All right, Mum, all right. What did he say? 572 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,320 Yes. What do you mean, yes? 573 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,540 Yes, he'll take the offer on the house. 574 00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:36,169 The market's buoyant and immune to ridiculous, unsubstantiated rumours 575 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:37,670 industrial takeover. 576 00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:41,889 In other words, the market's gone out the shite and Linton wants to emigrate. 577 00:38:41,890 --> 00:38:44,780 He took you on board, you reckon, as a panther? No worries. 578 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,010 What? Told you could do it. Peezy. 579 00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:50,950 No, I mean, what's all this about? 580 00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:54,410 I've got a proposition to make. Oh, yeah. It's a small favour. 581 00:38:54,690 --> 00:38:55,740 No, Stephen. 582 00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:58,570 No. Look, I did what you asked me to do. 583 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:01,290 I wonder if Stephen's happy here. 584 00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:07,169 I fear we have the means to make village life a trifle quickly for cities in 585 00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:08,220 Ukraine. 586 00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:12,349 I don't suppose the burghers of Upper Stanley will be thrilled to learn that 587 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,130 Stephen is the director of JXB. 588 00:39:16,170 --> 00:39:19,030 Douglas himself will be seriously aggrieved. 589 00:39:19,710 --> 00:39:23,750 I think the boy will be disposed to our persuasion, don't you? 590 00:39:24,270 --> 00:39:26,470 A resignation, then? Oh, a simple affair. 591 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,190 No carriage clock. 592 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:32,820 What's worrying is Stephen simply finding out that Franklin wants the 593 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,790 Put you in a frightful position. 594 00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:36,180 What? 595 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,210 I'll rephrase that. Yeah. 596 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:39,480 Put up. 597 00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:40,820 Yeah. 598 00:39:41,050 --> 00:39:42,100 Stebbings. 599 00:39:42,530 --> 00:39:43,580 Sorry, sir. 600 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:45,630 Always gone for a moment there, sir. 601 00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:50,049 You don't keep your eyes on the road, Stebbings, and your ears out of our 602 00:39:50,050 --> 00:39:51,100 conversation. 603 00:39:51,370 --> 00:39:53,310 You'll be gone for a lot longer. 604 00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,120 Yes, sir. 605 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:57,140 Sorry, sir. 606 00:40:03,210 --> 00:40:04,950 What you've got to do right is smile. 607 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:07,860 And look at all the peeps. See? All the little peeps. 608 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:09,250 Peeps. And smile. 609 00:40:09,251 --> 00:40:13,269 Doddle. Hardly worth a grand, is it? Standing on a stage and smiling. 610 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:14,320 Cash up front. 611 00:40:14,390 --> 00:40:16,680 Cash on Monday morning, Marcus. Be realistic. 612 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:20,000 Oh, what do I say? I've forgotten what I say. 613 00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:23,200 I really can't see what... I can't see what all the fuss is about. 614 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:26,180 I really can't see what all the fuss is about. 615 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,390 See? You're laughing. 616 00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:28,990 Stephen, I'm not nervous. 617 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:33,329 Look, what's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Jimmy Blake. 618 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:34,650 Well, he's not here, is he? 619 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:39,749 And let me tell you, public speaking is about a million times less scary than 620 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,310 being in a room with Jimmy Blake. 621 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,300 Well, 622 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,160 isn't this nice? 623 00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:54,490 I wasn't where I said I would be. 624 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,430 You weren't? No. 625 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,200 This is Marcus. 626 00:40:58,350 --> 00:40:59,400 This is Marcus. 627 00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:01,230 Victoria Douglas, how do you do? 628 00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:04,830 Now, excuse me being abrupt, but there isn't much time. 629 00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:09,020 I'm the only geologist here, so you know as much about it as anybody else. 630 00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:11,500 Just look confident and sound authoritative. 631 00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:14,630 Right. Now, this little stuff, you just have to read out. 632 00:41:16,330 --> 00:41:18,130 Has Stephen told you about all this? 633 00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:19,440 Not as such. 634 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:23,350 God. Well, we have ten minutes. I'll take you through this one. 635 00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:33,710 Will you excuse me a minute? 636 00:41:36,441 --> 00:41:41,629 If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake. 637 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:43,800 But would I have eaten it? That's the thing. 638 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:47,320 Snuff? 639 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:51,200 Shouldn't put things up your nose, Jimmy. It's bad for the bank balance. 640 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:52,660 Why are you here? 641 00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:56,230 I bring these good people the apple of knowledge. 642 00:41:56,870 --> 00:41:57,920 That's nice. 643 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,770 The apple of JXB properties. 644 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:02,980 JXB. 645 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:07,110 And flattered, of course. 646 00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:11,170 Do you suppose they'd be intrigued by such a fruit? 647 00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:17,450 So, what's the deal? I want Douglas Motors. 648 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:21,829 Why? I want it now, and I want you out. Wait a minute, Jim. I have no interest 649 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,960 in whatever squalid little deceit you're perpetrating here. 650 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,550 Observe the rules, Stephen, and I'll furnish you with the reference. 651 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,140 redeemable, somewhere, distant. 652 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,520 Johannesburg, perhaps. 653 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,420 What choice do I have? 654 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,690 As you say. 655 00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:06,339 Linton rang up about an hour ago, calling me straight round and got his 656 00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:08,020 signature. Eileen told me just now. 657 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,500 Well done. Very, very proud. 658 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,580 Unless it's all a farce. 659 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,910 Well, yes, I suppose it is. A necessary farce. Too late now. 660 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,810 Can't stand up there until it's all a leg pull, can we? 661 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:26,840 Are you talking to me? 662 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,130 Sorry? 663 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,340 Are you talking to me? Willie. 664 00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,070 Nice one, look. 665 00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:37,239 This isn't the time for me at the moment. 666 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,290 Oh, I know. 667 00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:40,320 I know it all. 668 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,040 What is this, Willie? 669 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,520 Do you know that Franklin wants your head on a plate? 670 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:50,990 Quote. 671 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,840 There's a waiting list. 672 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:58,320 Did you know that Thomas Franklin has been trying to buy Douglas Motors? 673 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,320 Ah, you see. 674 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:03,680 Watch this, Willie. It's all very well. 675 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,420 But when it comes to serious eavesdropping, I'm your man. 676 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:11,540 Sinclair wants Douglas. 677 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,440 Jimbo would prefer you not to know that. 678 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,170 Willie. 679 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,440 100 % accurate, this, or what? 680 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:23,540 This is so important, I can't tell you. 681 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:29,940 If Stephen ever found out, it'd be absolutely frightful. 682 00:44:30,611 --> 00:44:32,659 Oh, dear. 683 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,940 I seem to have been indiscreet. 684 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:48,159 I'm very pleased and honoured to be invited here tonight to present details 685 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:55,119 JXB Properties' project to develop the diffuse ironstone quarry into a top 686 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,620 -quality disposal site. 687 00:44:57,130 --> 00:45:03,889 thus creating at least 60 local jobs and transforming a hitherto unsightly 688 00:45:03,890 --> 00:45:09,370 block on the Upper Stoneley landscape into a valuable community asset. 689 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:12,970 That's never... What's his name? 690 00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:14,570 Yes, it is. Wharton. 691 00:45:14,810 --> 00:45:19,810 Goodness. You do have your entourage, your little friends, don't you? 692 00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,310 My little cast -offs. 693 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:23,720 Jimmy. 694 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,559 Would I be right in thinking that the situation I'm facing now has a curious 695 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,280 parallel in your life? No, my dear. You would be wrong. 696 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,370 What? 697 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:40,939 Not even if Franklin found out that you were pumping money into Douglas Motors 698 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:44,060 at the same time as handling his purchase on his behalf? 699 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,779 Not even if he found out it was you that snitched on his daughter and got her 700 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,830 sacked? 701 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,600 I think we're in the same boat here, Jimmy. 702 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:02,440 What a bore it all is, Stephen. 703 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,260 Isn't it just? 704 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:07,500 Deuce, I suppose. 705 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,760 New balls, please. 706 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:13,380 What do you suggest while we await them? 707 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,620 We shake hands. 708 00:46:27,379 --> 00:46:28,940 Safe drive home. 709 00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:06,210 You don't have to go on. 710 00:47:09,230 --> 00:47:12,310 You don't have to go on. 711 00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:14,250 Oh, thank God, man. 712 00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:21,410 Was it really, do you think? 713 00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,210 Was it really what? 714 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,930 The worst thing you've ever done. 715 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:29,830 Unforgivable. I ought to be horsewhipped on the steps of my club. 716 00:47:30,530 --> 00:47:31,790 He didn't seem to mind. 717 00:47:31,791 --> 00:47:35,179 Yeah, well, you didn't seem to mind finding my ex -girlfriend in my bedroom, 718 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:36,980 we both know you're furious about it. 719 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:40,040 You are just so vain. 720 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:44,410 I'm completely indifferent to the women you choose to keep in your bed. 721 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,140 Paranoia, sexual jealousy. 722 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,980 Don't be preposterous. I'm talking about me. 723 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,900 I'm a nervous wreck when I'm with you. 724 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,220 I don't know what to do with my hands. 725 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:05,020 I could, of course, do this. 726 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:22,179 How about those 727 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:23,230 women in my bedroom? 728 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:27,770 They wouldn't mind at all sleeping in the bathroom. 729 00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:32,760 One step at a time, Stephen. 730 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:41,480 Why? Because this is the best bit. 731 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,690 Don't you think? 732 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:53,160 I don't know what to think. 733 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,390 Good. 734 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,620 Let's keep it that way. 735 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:04,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55437

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