All language subtitles for Cagney and Lacey s07e14 School Daze

Mrs. Lacey, may I be perfectly blunt?

Call me Mary Beth.

I can't believe she said that. Keep your
mind open and your mouth shut, Chris.

You'd be surprised what you could learn.
Your assignment is to extract a

confession. Is this where they teach the
boneheads how to use rubber hoses?

Mothers do not rat on their sons.

Would you quit sticking your nose in
other people's business?

As soon as you stop poking your face
where it's not welcome. I got the

that this is the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.

Dupe, nigga.

I want every filthy detail.

Noble.

Salon. Santa flush.

You ever notice how all the good words
start with F? He's back, isn't he, Mrs.

Kenkel? He goes to Jersey, he gets bored
up to his eyebrows, when all of a

sudden, an evil gleam comes to his eyes.
Be careful, Christine.

My son has a reputation for destroying
public property.

For God's sake, crime is running helter
-skelter in our street, and you got to

come here and badmouth my son, all
because he has a little small weakness.

Where is he, Mrs. Kankle?

What are you kidding?

The two of you with enough horsepower to
kill half the antelopes of North

America, and you got to come here
hunting down my Bernie.

All we want to do is help him.

Get him to somebody who understands his
problem.

I want to help him.

Why not?

Maybe he can learn a new skill, like
biting the heads off of chickens.

Well, it's true as hell beats his little
act with a pipe cutter.

Christine, what do you want from me?

If he's in the closet you want, I should
open it.

You're looking very good, Mary Beth.
That's a nice sweater.

Yeah, if you hear from him, Mrs. Kenkel,
we want to know.

Hey, he's my son.

You think he calls. He doesn't call.

Your children, do they write? Do they
call?

Please.

All right, I'm going.

Sir,

it's the apartment.

Thank you.

And you're finished. Lock up.

Christine, you know where the crackers
are.

Zoe cuts the heads off parking meters
and stuffs her socks with nickel.

Do I care?

Hang hats on him. Use him as hitching
posts.

Blame it on the video revolution,
Christine.

He probably rented Cool Hand Luke a
jillion times.

I don't care. The television dropped on
his head, and he dreamt in technicals.

I had a dream about Paul Newman once.

Go ahead, Mary Beth.

Ridicule me. Change the subject.

What's going on?

Lieutenant Thornton signed up Carrasco
and Esposito for a refresher course at

the academy.

Oh, that's terrible.

But I wouldn't give to see their faces.

Word is, they're not the only victims.

That's right.

Deputies are included.

Nothing would give me greater pleasure,
Lieutenant, than to be serving this

department. But are you talking to
Cagney, the CO, or the soldier on the

lines because there is a war going on
out there, Lieutenant? Don't tell me we

bombed Russia.

It's the meter model, sir. An attack on
parking meters is an attack on the

authority and fiber of this entire city.
Gee, Cagney, I know just how you feel

about civil disobedience.

Let's blow up Thornton. The four of you
have been signed, sealed, and delivered.

for the next three mornings into the
wonderful world of interrogation.

Congratulations. Well, thank you, sir.
Don't thank me. Thank Thornton.

Thank Inspector Nelman. It's his pet
project.

Let's blow up Nelman. Lieutenant, they
got rid of that stupid course years ago.

Well, they're thinking of bringing it
back, Cagney.

All right, the four of you, do not screw
up.

Because you know how Nelman feels about
his pet project.

So what are we, his guinea pigs?

Think of it as a growth experience.

Dismissed.

If I have to play the Puerto Rican perp,
I'm going right to the union.

Did Einstein go back to practice his
multiplication?

Did Van Gogh go back to bone up on his
brushwork? If you keep your mind open

your mouth shut, Chris, you'd be
surprised what you could learn.

I know. It's the smell.

Smell triggers memory better than any of
your standard five senses, right?

Well, I am happy to know that you
occasionally listen to me.

Remember barfing your guts up after PT?

I knew it was going to come to this
sooner or later.

Remember, get your hands out of your
pocket, cadet. You should be prepared to

fire at all times. I had an instructor
who ran us straight into a wall.

They made me carry the marching rock.

Excuse me?

Steingrove. Remember Sergeant
Steingrove?

Did you get that same lecture we got?

Which one?

Clyde. Like in the river? In Scotland?

Ivan, like the terrible?

And? And, if I am seized by a terminal
disease, I will sit on a keg of dynamite

and light it!

Ugh, but I would have given to have held
that match.

Steingrove.

Think you bought the farm?

Yeah, but it wasn't dynamite, it was the
BQE.

I heard he cut off a truckload of sewer
pipe.

Great. Hey, huh?

Is this where they teach the boneheads
how to use rubber hoses?

What, are you sensitive about rubber?

Manny, Al, save us a seat.

Mary Beth, would you get hold of
yourself?

Holy mother of generosity.

Oh, I am so sorry.

Mrs. Lacey.

Happy day.

Are you all right?

Here, let me help you. No, no, no, no,
please, please, please, please.

Don't, don't, don't touch.

Well, you remember Sergeant Cagney?

Drutnik?

Guess I owe you one for the battling
Benzins.

Can you hold on until the star's clear?

Oh, none of us have that kind of time.

Please, Detective Drutnik, if there is
something wrong here, aside from the

door, I mean... Wrong?

What could possibly be wrong?

I save your butt when it's in the sling,
and what do I get?

A bouquet.

A medley of happy flowers which gave me
hay fever.

Of all the rotten herbs.

Do I receive a magnificent dinner? A
royal feast like a pinhead lawyer?

No. Have you been spying on me?

You know what your problem is,
sweetheart?

You just don't know how to say.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am your
instructor, Sergeant Clyde Ivan

Steingrove.

Clyde. He's dead.

He promised me he was dead.

D -E.

Clyde. Like the river?

In Scotland?

Ivan.

I -V -A -N.

Like the tarot.

I'm seized by a terminal disease.

You.

Both of you.

Nice to see you again, sir.

Why aren't you in uniform?

It's Detective Sergeant.

Detective Sergeant Cagney, sir.

Yeah, sure. I remember Charlie Cagney's
little girl.

And Detective Second Grade Lacey, sir.

All right, Lucy and the rest of you
experts, listen. All right, listen up.

To understand today's purpose, you must
understand the science of shaking hands.

And it begins with the yes,

the yes attitude.

It starts with a friendly visit.

Hey, Johnny.

Nice to see you today. How are you? Now
sit down, sit down.

You like sports, Danny?

Here you go. It's a good tea.

Would you like a cigarette? How do you
feel about chainsaws?

Oh, you did?

A year ago. Well, that's smart.

Now, if the suspect happens to be a
fisherman, right, relate to him some of

own personal experiences fishing to
encourage him to continue the dialogue.

But remember,

Give them a little room. Remember the
rules of interpersonal space.

At least 18 inches to 4 feet.

Now, in some of the Asian cultures,
Mexican nations... Next stop, the

Zone. Japan, height!

Height! 6 feet.

Do roses and daisies go together?

I would have mass casualties.

Oh. All right.

How about this?

What do you think?

It's Carly's and the 39th Fair.

It's a conversation, Pete.

Good, good.

We're going to need it.

Tony, would you calm down?

He's your father for Christ's sake. I
mean, if you're so nervous, take him to

Mama Leone's here. Tired of being yelled
at in restaurants.

It's always the same.

He wants to retire, make me take over
the family business.

So be assertive. Say no. What's the big
deal?

There isn't anyone else.

I may be bent, but I'm the last
Stantonopoulos.

Oh, big whoopee, Tony.

I mean, you were not put on this planet
to sell olive oil.

You didn't exactly put up a fight when
your father dragged you into the family

business.

For your information, being a cop was my
idea.

Charlie didn't put any pressure on you?

He wasn't like that at all.

Besides, what does that have to do with
olive oil and plate thinning?

Harvey. Harvey,

look at this.

I can't even believe I still have this.

Have what, babe? This.

A hunk of wood.

That's very nice.

Call it sentimental.

This is from the Academy obstacle
course.

I caught it in my knee, going over the
monster wall. Look at that. There's

blood on it, you can see. See that?

Yep.

That's quite a collection you have here,
Mary Beth.

I can hardly wait to see what you're
keeping on our marriage.

Oh, my Lord, Harvey, look at her.

Is that far out a lot, huh?

And there's Walter's old Buick. It's not
a car, it's a Batmobile. Oh, my

goodness.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, holy heart drop. Check
out the bitchin' babe in a uniform.

I have one of the original epaulettes
here.

Yep.

I can still see you there in your spit
shines in 38.

The trigger... Pressure is roughly
equivalent to lifting a gallon milk jug

the finger, you told me.

All I could think of was, I'm fooling
for Annie Oakley.

We were a couple kids.

I remember the first time you kissed me.

I felt those brass buttons up against my
chest.

You tried to unbutton them.

Wanted a peek at the merchandise.

Tried the peaches at the A &P, I told
you.

I was crazy about you.

I know.

How about a peek?

Try the A &P.

I got a better idea.

Uh -huh.

You still got the uniform in the closet?

Not a chance, Harvey.

Not even if you were to force me.

How about just the hat?

Detective Dubnyk did fail to maintain
eye contact and bodily awareness. He did

manage to elicit a confession from
Detective Renz.

Good work, Dubnyk.

Thank you, Sergeant. Just attempting to
implement your techniques.

Oh, brother.

Remember your signal blunters.

And don't forget the five Ps, which
are... Lucy.

Lacey, sir.

Prior planning prevents poor
performance.

Remember, you're all being graded... I
can't believe she said that. ...on the

basis of body language, which means that
if you're sitting there with your arms

folded across the front of your chest,
you're not paying attention to the

subject of interrogation.

You have your mind on the 415 leaving
for East Cupcake.

All right, let's have the next team up
there. It'll be...

Lucy against Garazza, followed by Cagney
against Esposito.

Now, the crime is the attempted
torturing of Gracie Manchin.

We will be watching.

Al.

You want to tell me about it?

It wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

It's no good, Al.

While your lips are saying no...

Your heart is crying.

Yes.

You know what your mother would say?

My mother?

Only a mother can know the pain of a son
who follows the crooked road.

My mother always told me cheaters

never prosper.

If you confess, I think that she would
forgive you, Al.

She would?

I would.

We don't want you, Esposito.

Here.

Relax. Make yourself comfortable.

Enjoy yourself.

You see, it's your partner that we want.

It was his idea, wasn't it? He lit the
match and he forced you.

Right?

Manny?

Be smart, kid. Huh?

Talk to me.

You don't owe him anything. Do you hear
what I'm saying, Manny?

Relax. Enjoy yourself.

Be comfortable.

Are we having fun yet?

Do you like to fish and hunt?

I can't hear you, Manny. Can you hear
me?

No, I blow in glass.

Thanks, Lucy.

A C.

You gave me a C for that.

C minus.

Whose side are you on, anyway?

Christine, when some of us grade others
of us, others of us have to learn how to

accept their grade.

Says who?

You invaded his interpersonal space.

I'm going to invade his face.

You threatened him.

I said it was a nice day.

Nice day to light matches?

You threatened to do a tune on him.

I was trying to bond with his love for
music.

Mary Beth.

The use of fear and anxiety as
motivating forces should be avoided at

The interview room should be private,
the furniture comfortable.

There should be no glaring lights or
signs of restraint.

And remember the rules of interpersonal
space.

And signal blunt.

When you've let the horse crawl out of
the barn... Oh, go on.

Do you mind?

Isn't that right, Sergeant Cagney?

Well, which is it, Sergeant?

Come on, Cagney.

I thought your roots were blue.

The class eagerly awaits your answer.

I'll go with the flow.

Is that a yes?

A what?

It's not?

No. I mean, yes.

You'll be glad to know that you agreed
that to fall out of a four -story window

is the most effective deterrent against
crime.

The West wasn't one with a registered
gun, was it, Sergeant? All right,

that's enough for today, everybody.

Dagny!

Can I see you a moment?

Sorry, I have to buy some cement for a
friend.

I'd be happy to wait, Christine.

Green, Madison.

Where did you say Hudson Street was?

Hudson, like the river.

Yeah, well, how the hell do you get
there from here?

You know the new Coliseum?

No.

All right, you take the subway. I got a
car.

You have a car? I got a car.

So, you, uh, you take it to, um... Ah,
forget it, forget it. I'll just be

circling for an hour. Like, like the
Explorer?

Yeah, I can just see it. I'll make my
appointment out of intelligence. I end

being so stupid I get my car towed away.
Yeah, they love their rules.

Five minutes and they got you on the
hook.

Yeah. My boss will be praised. He'll
dock me in a hundred. Sell my parentage.

Of course, uh, you could go with me,
wait in the car. It'd only take a

I promised my partner I'd hang around.

A favor, Mrs. Lacey, please.

I've done a few for you, have I not?

Please.

Take your Persian Gulf, or the JFK
assassination, huh? Remember the grassy

There is a certain photograph of a
certain hedge where a certain man is

standing. Now, his name might surprise
you.

Yeah, how about that hobo that was a
spitting image of a known CIA operative?

Yeah, there you go.

The question, Mrs. Lacey, is what do we
do with our fears?

Oh, boy.

Do you believe this traffic?

They never go home, you know.

They just keep circling and circling.
It's a brain dead from all the exhaust.

No, I'm serious. You ever look over here
from Queens? One big cloud of nauseous

fuel. Oh, well, Manhattan.

This city has certain cultural
advantages.

Nah, you'll wade past the muggers.

How about that diverting little commute,
huh?

Well, I'm used to it.

Oh, you got your own secret route?

No, I go up Utopia to the Harding
Expressway, then the Q88 bus to

then the G or the N train to Roosevelt
Avenue, and then the F train right into

the village.

Mrs. Lacey, you're an amazing woman. Oh,
no.

I'm an average, everyday person. Two
arms, two legs, two of everything.

I watch you, Mrs. Lacey.

The way you take chances.

You make it all work for you.

That was a nice comment you made about
me last.

Mrs. Lacey, may I be perfectly blunt?

Call me Mary Beth.

Mary Beth.

Are we going the right way?

Um, well, what happened to Hudson?

You watch and I'll find it.

Great.

Oh, uh, I guess so.

So what did you and Droopnik talk about
all this time?

Whatever people usually talk about.

This is her room, Christine. She's got
to be around here somewhere.

Two words, Mary Beth. Watch your back.

There's something very strange about
that Noodnik. I wouldn't be surprised if

stole your candlestick.

So what does Sergeant Steingrove want
you for? Nothing.

He probably took your mother's heirloom
and had it melted down to a giant

paperclip.

Did he tell you go pound erasers?

Did he let the little woman drive?

What exactly did the teacher say,
Christine?

Mary Beth, would you quit sticking your
nose into other people's business?

As soon as you stop poking your face
where it's not welcome.

Nobody likes a butt -in ski, Mary Beth.
Nobody likes a Miss Know -It -All who

sits there with her hand flailing away,
begging to be called on with the blood

draining from her fingers. At least I
don't sit in the back and throw

The dog does not eat my homework.

I'm surprised you can tie your shoes
after all that flailing. Get the

chalkboards all nice and clean.

Would you mind if we got back to the
case, Detective?

How many more parking meters must be
headless due to our neglect?

Ah, there she is.

Saved by the smell.

Surprise, cookie.

We're looking for Bertie. We steal your
boyfriend, isn't it?

Ah, Miss Lavella, what do you say?

Yeah, he's my boyfriend, so what?

Because what is it a crime to carry a
lot of loose change?

Where is... Where is he, Cookie?

Search me.

We had a tip.

Bernie's always on me to give us my
career.

You call this a career?

Well, it ain't the bullshit.

But whatever you come across, find us,
keep us. I'm sure it's a very

job, Cookie. Yeah, yeah. You're outside
day after day, breathing the fresh air.

It's like being a park ranger, only
without the bears.

If we could just get on. At my house,
Cookie, we are always careful.

It gets to the sink, either. No, no, no.
I simply didn't want to crowd you.

Believe me.

At our house, we worry about you people
getting cut by broken glass.

We tie up all our trash in those plastic
bags. And they cost, you know. But they

keep the can a lot cleaner.

You know, we appreciate people like you,
Detective Blake.

Must be nice working outside.

I used to like that when we were
uniforms. Maybe I can be a little more

here. Being an essential part of the
city's service.

Information cookie.

Now, do we get it?

Or do we haul you downtown, tie you in a
chair, and keep you there the rest of

the day?

Hey, on city time?

I'd love it.

Well, let's do it.

Right now.

I'll try the truck over, pocket in
front. I did not say I was in a hurry.

no, I insist.

Get back to your trash truck before we
haul you away in it.

I think I would have had a good time.
Zip it

up, Mary Beth.

Nica, now there's a small world.

How about this, Tori?

You know, the unconscious arrangement of
seating is important to interpersonal

relationships. I don't know. You're the
expert. I'm surprised he could find his

way into Manhattan alone.

We could always have Michael over here
and Alice there and us in the middle.

What's for dinner?

Meatloaf, which is almost on its way.
Why don't you try sitting here, Michael?

But this is my place.

Michael, in a loving, giving family, no
one has an actual place. Then why don't

you sit there?

Sit, Michael.

Okay.

Tony, the fact is, I am not like you.
All right? Nobody forced me. I wanted to

be a cop. Why don't you let me do this?
I got it. Get the platter. Come on. We

got to move.

I mean, if Charlie had been a deep e
-diver, you think I would have been one,

too? If you just pay attention to what
you're doing. I know what I'm doing.

Hold the rack.

You hold it. It's going to be heavy,
Christine.

It's my kitchen.

It's my turkey.

Hold the rack.

Come on.

Okay?

Go. There.

Oh, beautiful.

Don't panic.

It's all right. I've had emergency
training.

Here we go.

All right.

Careful.

Out of the way. Back up.

Here we go.

It's all right. It's fine.

That helped.

Christine, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing, huh?
I'm teaching him how to swim. He's in

there. He's sitting down to dinner right
now. What am I going to do?

You're going to shove a wing in his
mouth and sit and talk to him like an

All right?

He is not visiting royalty.

He is your father who sells olive oil,
and you don't.

Capisce?

That's it.

Please.

There you go.

Oh, no. Sorry.

Okay.

Take it away, Tony.

I never would have believed it, babe.

Michael, sitting there like Spencer
Tracy.

discussing the stock market and cutting
his sister's meat, and all because we

moved his chair.

Marybeth, it almost brought tears to my
eyes.

It's too weenie.

All of a sudden, he's looking at his
sister's face instead of at her ear.

Imagine it, Marybeth. Consider it a
possibility.

Harvey, what do you think of this? No.

See, the trouble with this country,
Marybeth, is we don't open up. We

our position.

The whiskeys are one side of the table,
us on the other. We need to reorder

things. We need to throw caution to the
winds.

This is not a cautious choice for the
Academy, Hoff.

How did the revolutionary boy, girl,
boy, girl at the

summit table... Harvey, prior planning
prevents poor performance. Are you

helping me or what?

Mary Beth, I am talking world peace
here.

Wear the pink fuzzy sweater.

Mrs. Marybeth.

I consider myself a pretty good judge of
people, but I sure was wrong about you.

Huh?

Oh, no, no, no. What I'm trying to say
is that I think you're okay.

You got class.

And I'm real sorry we never got your
candle thick back.

I know how much it meant to you.

Detective Dupnick... Harry.

I want to say thank you, Harry.

You know, yesterday,

first time a female in a potential panic
situation didn't try and grab the

wheel.

You had that truck spotted the whole
time, didn't you?

Irregardless.

Look, what I'm trying to say is that
even though today is the last day of

I got the feeling that this is the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Hey, Mary Beth!

Hey, Mary... What?

What are you doing?

Oh, it's you!

Who did you think it was?

Why are you dressed like that?

Just like what?

Like you were luring a battleship under
the rocks.

Was that true, Nick?

Is there something I should know, Mary
Beth?

Gagney!

Big day, huh?

Final exams?

Yeah. You sure you're ready for it?

She wouldn't miss this for the world,
sir.

Well, that's good.

Your assignment is to extract a
confession from Detective Lucy.

Lacey, sir.

Do I have to understand English?

Come, Mrs. Lacey.

What happens if I confess?

What do you think happens?

They skip the trial and ship me straight
to Attica?

Oh, Mrs. Lacey, you like sport?

No.

Football or basketball?

Flooring.

That's funny.

Because your yellow sheet says that you
are a professional gambler. Did you ever

play the lottery opposite?

See, when the state runs it, it's legal.

If I try and take an election, it's not.

Two busts in 1983 for possession of
gambling records.

One bust in 1984. The cops flaked me.

Do yourself a favor, Mrs. Lacey.

Talk to me.

Maybe I can cut a deal.

Can you put it in writing? Trust me.

I've been sweet -talked by cops before,
sister.

You know, there's no such thing as a
written guarantee.

Well, then I am sitting on my hands
until you make an exception for me.

Oh, yeah?

Well, take a deep breath, honey, huh?
Enjoy your interpersonal space here,

because where you're going, they don't
have any.

The courts are overcrowded.

I'll be out in a month. I'll tell your
kids that.

Maybe human resources can find them a
nice home. What judge is going to send

the mother of three?

Mary Beth, would you stop busting my
chops?

I want my lawyer.

Ow!

No, no problem.

It doesn't hurt so much anymore.

I shouldn't have screamed like that.

I'll tell Harvey something.

A dog bit me. I got run over by a bus.
I'm sorry, Mary Beth. The chair must

slipped or something. It was my fault.

I should have confessed immediately. I
never should have listened to

That stubborn old... Everything I did
was wrong. Everything you did was right.

I can imagine what Nelman's going to do
to me.

Well, you did make false promises.

I did, you know.

And you did violate my rights.

I did not.

Hey, Lacey.

Sorry about your accident.

Esposito, it is night duty for you the
rest of your life.

Any dirt job and you get it.

No, I'll blow in glass.

Katie. What?

Coffee tonight?

Seven o 'clock.

Open your mouth, you lose the other leg.

Don't bother to sit down.

Good news or bad news, sir? I got a call
from Nelman.

Not good. Who got a call from parking
control, who got a call from the mayor's

secretary who came out of her apartment
this morning to find her meter

decapitated. It's a jungle out there,
Lieutenant.

There's going to be a jungle in here.

Well, maybe Nelman would like to help us
find him himself. Because it's your

case, Sergeant. You find him.

Oh, and, Cagney, about the academy.

Nelman couldn't wait to call me and give
me a full report.

He couldn't?

And I'll tell you the truth. I must
say...

I was surprised.

It was an accident, sir. No accident,
Lacey. I'm sorry to hear you feel that

way. Knowing your partner, I'm sure she
worked very hard for that aid.

And it's nice to see you willing to try
new methods, Cagney.

Nice work, Sergeant.

I'll talk to her.

When? Tonight?

Over coffee?

There's an old saying, Christine, never
mix business with pleasure. Hey, Mary

Beth. What?

Special delivery for you.

Must be a secret in my room.

Oh, you're beautiful.

Well, read the card. Well, read it.

Well, what's it say?

To a world -class student.

Coffee tonight.

Detective Dupnik.

Conference Christine.

He probably just wants to talk to you
about class.

He talked to me about class in class.

Well, maybe he wants to talk to you more
about class.

That's easy for you to say. The teacher
asked you out for coffee.

So? So it's a lot different when the
teacher asks you out for coffee. One who

looks like that?

One whose eyebrows go to the top of his
head when he says coffee?

Christine, your coffee doesn't mean
that.

Because if your coffee means that,

That's what my coffee means.

And my coffee does not mean that.

You're right.

I mean, there's coffee and there's
coffee.

Oh, Chris, this is not coffee.

Well, I don't know what your coffee
means, but I sure as hell know what my

coffee means. I'll tell you that much.

Well, I'm not going.

I wouldn't be quite near a coffee shop
with that man. I have my principles.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

I'm married.

Cream and sugar?

Very married.

How about a piece of pie?

Would you want to see a picture of my
family?

I have three lovely children and the
smartest, handsomest husband I have ever

met. They make a very nice sponge cake,
maybe a tuna fish sandwich. He's a very

good provider. And we have this
wonderful relationship.

Are you also married to your partner?

Our house is on this wonderful...

Pardon me?

I've been watching you, Mrs. Lacey, and
you are a terrific cop.

And you obviously don't get along
with... Say what?

Well, uh, how would... How would

you like to dump the blonde big mouth
and partner up with me at the 119?

Are you serious?

Think of all the commute time you'll
save.

You mean you had the unmitigated nerve
to lure me here.

Lure you? Against my will in the middle
of the night. Six o 'clock in the

evening. What kind of a woman do you
think I am? What are you, nuts? How dare

you?

How dare you?

I will never forget you, Christine.

You were loud, disruptive,
argumentative.

You were one of my favorite students.

I always thought you hated me. Oh,
because you had more talent than the

I wanted to make sure you lived up to
it.

Christine.

You were the student I could never get
out of my mind.

I thought about you a lot over the
years.

Did I mention to you that Gary Grant
wore silk underwear?

Harvey? Honey?

How you been?

Oh, darling.

I am so glad to see you again.

I saw you this morning, babe. Look,
look, my sweetheart. I brought all your

favorite things.

Imported beer and gourmet takeout. A
Cuban cigar.

Smoking six years ago, Mary Beth. Then
throw it away. Look at it. I don't care.

Harvey. Harvey, I got a babysitter.
We're going bowling tonight.

I went bowling last night. But you enjoy
it.

Sweetheart, Harvey.

Sometimes we should do the things that
you like.

Here. Take this.

Taste this.

Sit here.

Relax for a minute.

I'll turn on the vibrating chair.

What it comes down to is that he had a
key to the academy and wanted me to

interrogate him.

He had a list of names he wanted me to
call him.

Not one of them was by the book. You
should have called me.

I called a cab instead.

And Steingrove called somebody else.

It's funny, Charlie never said there
would be days like this.

Oh, well.

You'll spill your guts.

How did your coffee turn out?

And I want every filthy detail.

Chris. Mm -hmm?

The next time that I am ordered back to
the academy... Uh -huh?

I'm going to bed for a week. Yeah? And
so is Harvey.

Uh... Oh, Lacey.

Cagney. The lieutenant wants to see you.
Your meter mall is struck again.

Thank you.

How many times have we been here, Mrs.
Kenkel? Two? Three?

Three dozen?

Who's counting?

Christine, give me some paper towel
there, please.

Your son is running the streets, cutting
the heads off parking meters. Now, are

you happy with that? You consider that
normal behavior?

Are you happy with the things that your
kids do all the time? At least they're

not illegal.

Now, I am warning you, Mrs. Kenkel, if
we have to find him ourselves, it won't

go down easy.

Like I told you the last time you were
here and the time before that.

Mothers do not ride on their funds.

That's unbelievable.

Look at that shine.

What are you, some kind of special
cleanser?

What?

No, I mean it.

How did you get rid of those unsightly
spots?

Boy, you really haven't been around.

It's Mr.

Spotty and the little elbow grease, and
you can make it shine like a mirror.

How about the grease?

You know, I've always wondered, do you
keep it or do you throw it down the

Oh, honey, you got any idea what it does
to the pipes?

Oh, you're talking 100, 150 for a union
plumber.

You're kidding.

No, I don't care what they say.

Banana peels, chicken bones. You put
anything more than little crumbs down

there, and you're going to be bailing
for weeks.

Not to mention what it did to the
commode.

Excuse me.

Oh, I hear you.

My late husband. May he rest in peace.

He used to flush his Havana specials.

You're talking source.

You can't be afraid to try new methods.

Police, Barney! Hold right there!

Coffee, Mary Beth?

Baby root beer would be better.

So, we'll get Michael to babysit Alice.
We'll take her to an early show and have

some dinner. What do you say,
sweetheart?

Detective Lacey.

Hang on, Harvey.

Special delivery from the 119.

Oh, listen,

Harvey. Something has come up.

Um, I'll call you back, honey. Okay?

Oh, I love you, too.

I don't care what this is. I don't want
it. Take it back.

At least wait until you see it. Never.

I'm going to go to heaven, Mary Beth.

Sorry I can't join you.

Christine?

I didn't even mention it. Thank you very
much, officer.

Fine. Go ahead. Open it.

I could care less.

I do not aid and abet the enemy.

Welcome home.

To the happy nun cop.

Long may she wave.