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It's a violation of any worker's right, an invasion of privacy.

What makes you think we have a choice? That's humiliating, Christine.

Boy, for somebody who wanted to be the first female commissioner, I sure got

hell of a jacket. If I had tested positive, would I be guilty too? Well,

these tests are wrong.

You ever caught her drinking on the job?

Tag me the drunk, tag me the hothead. Okay, okay, all right.

I am angry.

Is this what you want to hear? Fine, we'll play it by the book.

In other words, I would take the book and put it in the library.

Both charges are against both of you. For what?

Crimes against the state.

I'd hang on to the meal.

What's she going to do? Go back to teaching nursery school?

Yeah, from Buckingham Palace to Dottie's daycare.

You want to slow down, Dottie?

It's not like we're being paid by the unit.

Hey, if Chuck's looking for a new princess, let's send him a group picture

the picnic. He doesn't have much chin, but I'll take the clothing allowance.

Well, if the thrift shop look isn't in this year, I'm in trouble.

I sure wish I knew a way to pick up a little extra money. So do I, Rachel.

You worked your cha -chas off.

But after Uncle Sam takes his cut, you're lucky if you can afford a night

I'm lucky if I can afford a night in. Hey, the money's a question, a rich

the answer.

And unless the guy drops $100 on a date, well, no money, no honey.

Any sugar daddies here?

Here? You kidding?

What about this man with all the gold chains? He's always taking breaks. What,

is he meeting a girlfriend or what?

We kidneys, the chains of fate.

Rachel's got the hats for this poker player in shipping.

Oh, I heard he's drowning in IOU.

Yeah? So how can he afford the manicures? His wife works nights.

Figures. Sure.

A woman's work is never done.

You know who I'd like to be?

Who? Vaughn Hall.

She can have any man she wants.

What? She's smart, she's pretty, she follows orders.

Men love that.

Oh, man, you've got something on your chin.

Sorry.

Better.

Who's Robert Redford over there?

Doesn't he drive that snazzy sports car?

Yeah, uh, Richard Galt, I think. You know him?

Not as well as I'd like to.

Take a number.

Oh, hey, thanks. I could have got that. My feet love the punishment.

All right, everybody, let me have your attention, please.

Hey, Patty, that means you, too.

I've got an announcement, boys and girls.

The company would like you all to make a little donation.

Unfortunately, this one is not tax deductible.

All right, for your protection and the company's, we're requiring a foreign

substance evaluation from all employees.

A what?

A drug test, ladies and gentlemen.

So let's have a little less mouth and a little more movement, shall we?

So where do we go and what do we have to do?

You know, they pay a squat for wages. Now they want us to squat for them.

I heard this was one of the better shops.

No, no, it's the Walsky.

Oh, right, right.

The Walsky.

Rachel. Rachel.

Now I can honestly say I gave it the office.

Patty Rodriguez.

Where the hell is Fran?

It's about time.

Can they get away with this?

They showed it to me. It's in the contract.

You're the shop... Stuart, do something.

It's there in black and white.

If you want to keep your job, you take the test.

I had to pee anyway.

How are we supposed to keep an eye on the microchips when they drag us down to

the john?

Let me see.

Don't you love being a number?

Huh? Like cattle being herded into stalls.

Forget it. It's over.

It's not fair.

You say no, you're guilty.

Yeah, well, heads they win, tails we lose.

How do you think the test works?

So I care.

Well, nice talking to you.

your hands where I can see them. Wait a minute. This is a mistake.

You have to be quiet, Ronnie. You don't have to say anything, man. Yeah, you be

quiet, man.

Sergeant?

Yeah? Under arrest, kid. Let's tell your friend here.

What? 200 dollars a piece.

What happened to paying a kid all the money?

New age, new currency.

You have the right to remain silent.

You give up the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

Once again, Rachel and Dot, intrepid crime fighters, have struck, making

Manhattan factories free from pilfering and drug abuse.

Operators are standing by to accept your congratulations and cash contributions.

We also accept plastic.

Hey, somebody drop a bomb in here?

Nice collar.

So my kid brother used to do this thing where he'd roll his eyeballs in the back

of his head. It used to freak me out. I used to do the same thing. I was in

fifth grade. I used to catch a teacher off guard all the time.

Excuse me.

Once again, jealousy rears its ugly head.

I think I'll start on the paperwork.

What is it, Victor?

The anniversary of Trigger's death?

I think he's in shock.

He's just moping. He's been like that since he came back from lunch.

Leave me alone.

Sure.

He's got something on his mind.

I had a gout for the shock.

Oh, Mary Beth.

I'm glad this monkey work is over.

There's nothing wrong with honest work.

He would bore a robot.

My mother used to get a cramp the size of her fist right between her shoulder

blades. She was a worker. She was not a robot or a monkey.

Me and Ginger, we're getting hitched. All right.

What do you know?

When, Victor? What day? When?

Right away.

Heaven's their first bet. No, no, no. I want to get married as soon as possible.

Right away, okay?

Okay.

because of his bachelor party.

You don't want to know.

There's nothing more sophomoric than a group of guys contemplating their

hormones.

I like so much what she does with her hair.

Especially the color.

It's a firm handshake. I like that.

Firm? Very.

I like that.

That was amazing.

You've got enough brains for two people.

She's going to need it.

Can you imagine a cowboy like Victor hitching himself to a PhD?

Well, he better get his brand on before she changes her mind.

Oh, it's so romantic.

They're so different.

It's like Heathcliff and Kathy on the Moors.

Oh.

Thanks for staying to have a toast with us.

I just personally...

Wanted to invite each of you to the wedding. Our pleasure.

Thanks. Thank you.

I've heard so much about all of you.

You've known Victor a long time.

But I know him in ways you don't.

He makes me so happy.

And my kids love him.

Let's now meet you for dinner time.

Of course.

We should tell the kids together.

I'll bring the pizza and ice cream.

Oh, you do that every time you see them.

I think we should have a home -cooked meal and honor the occasion.

Ginger, for the honeymoon, we can go to the Alamo.

With three days left to do it, don't you think we should concentrate on the

wedding arrangements first?

I know a judge.

I know a rabbi.

I love you.

Forget the overtime.

Adios. I'm grabbing a hat. Au revoir.

Sayonara. And goodbye.

I want to treat myself right.

Are you going to a meeting?

Nope. I like shopping.

I have a thing to order at Becky's wedding.

Men think you're kidding when you say that.

At least David did when I told him I was can't play dinner, but he could help me

pick out a dress.

Men don't actually understand shopping.

I think it's genetic.

See ya. Night.

Happy hunting.

You threw your constitutional rights out the window.

You remember the Fifth Amendment? The legal search and seizure?

David, it was part of the job.

Some days you pound the street, some days you pee in bottles.

Because we nailed the purse, so why are you making a federal case out of it?

Now, how does this look?

You know how I feel about your shoulders.

I know how you feel about skin.

This is the perfect one for a wedding.

In part with the mother of the bride.

You know what burns me about testing?

It's the hypocrisy.

Breaking one law to enforce another.

David, I would pee in a bottle any day if I meant less drugs.

Well, thank you, Ed Meese.

You want to fight drugs? Take away the glamour. It's education, Chris.

All I'm saying is, if I take off in an airplane, I want to know I'm going to

land right side up, all right? Yeah.

And who decides?

I'm not just talking about airplane pilots. I'm talking about train

and bus drivers, surgeons.

People who carry guns?

Where do you draw the line, Chris?

It's a violation of any worker's right. An invasion of privacy.

David.

This is an invasion of privacy.

So he tells me he doesn't know whether he can put it together in that short

amount of time. He's got to rent the hall.

He's got to call your pals.

He's got to get a babysitter for Lauren. So I said, hey, Marcus, you just be the

best man and let old Manny take care of the bachelor party.

So I'm saying, what is going to make the night?

It's got to be something, something... Mammoth.

Bigger than mammoth.

Ginger building your vocabulary, Victor?

You're just jealous, Cagney, because you can't come to the bachelor party.

The last place I'd want to be is at your homage to Homo erectus. Homo?

Wait a minute. All right, all right, all right. So I'm sitting near the end of

the runway over at LaGuardia, right? I'm trying to clear my head.

All of a sudden, ba -boom, it hits me like a wet two -by -four.

Moses only had a burning bush.

Don't wall -dome.

Waldo Biddleheim?

Dirty Waldo from Vice? The very one. So? So picture five of the most talented

girls in the tri -state area and color them shameless.

Personally, I am grateful that we weren't invited.

I just wanted a chance to turn him down.

The guy wound up marrying Waldo Super.

Hey, Mary Beth.

What? Do you remember that Baxter party that we raided last night?

Huh?

Huh? Remember the one with Molly and her swinging dollies?

Sure, Molly and her swinging dollies. And what was the name of that other act?

Um... Varushka. Yes.

And her vanishing veils? The walking aphrodisiac. All these years on the

I never saw anything like that.

So many creative uses for fruit.

And remember what it took to get the Longhorn Sisters out of the bedroom?

The Longhorn Sisters.

Talk about a stampede, Victor.

Sergeant, is this private information or what?

Oh, gee, I don't think I should say anything.

Oh, come on, Cagney, we'd do the same for you.

Come on, Chris.

It's a special thing for me.

What do you think, Mary Beth?

Sergeant, I think you should follow your...

Right.

Sorry, guys. No can do.

Oh, come on, Chris. It's only rent.

Excuse me.

Tag me, 14.

Yes, Lieutenant.

Yes, Lieutenant.

skills. He wants his A -S -A -P.

Hey, at least he knows his alphabet.

You've got that right.

So call Vice and contact your friend Waldo and see if he can get us the long

ones. Yeah, Tom, we don't need Cagney. We got me.

Well, yeah, he was a social director on the Titanic.

I promise you a night that will have you grinning for a death. Maybe Cagney will

reconsider. No offense, Manny, but can you get us Verushkin of Vanishing Veils?

Hey! The last time I threw a bachelor party, the groom was three days late for

the wedding.

All right.

Hey, wait a minute.

You're implicated, and the department can't disregard Gaul's charges. It's his

first offense.

Well, he's grasping at straws, sir.

You didn't negotiate with him no arrests in exchange for narcotics?

Sir, with due respect, that's the most pathetic line of garbage I heard in a

long time. Lieutenant, let me explain to you how it is out there.

Now, when you nail a perp, they say anything.

I didn't do it.

They roughed me up, whatever it takes. The scenario is you two arrested him

because he stopped cutting you in.

Well, he said that on the slim hope that there might be somebody, if you'll

forgive me, naive enough to believe it. Is that so?

Your drug test from the factory came up positive, Sergeant.

That's crazy. His attorney has obtained the results and is moving to have this

case thrown out.

This is a pile of crap.

It's obviously a false...

Lieutenant, Sergeant Cagney has been my partner for eight years. Now, I'll

guarantee you there's no cleaner cop on the force.

You're under fire, too, Detective Lacey.

Sir? Galt's charges are against both of you.

So, detectives, health services wants you both downtown to retest.

And when you're finished, the DA wants to see you.

What makes you think we have a choice? That's humiliating, Christine.

You shouldn't have to do it either. You sound like David.

I consider that a compliment.

Now, suit yourself.

I am hitting the water fountain and then heading for health services.

There are two tests, so we require two samples.

The screening test gives a reading within 24 hours.

To confirm those results, we perform our second test.

It takes longer, but has an accuracy rate of 100%. If the test is compromised

any way, you'll have to do it again.

You first.

Thank you. Keep it open. I have to be able to see your hands.

It's a big deal. You know what my new philosophy is? Don't get mad. Get even.

I don't want to get that bastard who's putting us through this.

Thornton's computer must have malfunctioned. It's not possible that

have a yellow shape.

You're going to have to nail him. I'm going to roll him up the river myself.

Thornton wants to play it by the book? Fine.

We'll play it by the book.

In that case, I will take the book and stuff it in the library.

This whole thing is ridiculous.

False positive, decongestant, cough syrup, herb teas, even a poppy seed

Mary Beth, you know I'm clean.

I never thought otherwise, Chris.

Yeah.

The department strikes again, Mary Beth.

You give them everything... What's wrong to me, Harvesty? I don't want it

leaking out underneath the crinoline.

You give them everything, they give you nothing.

Turn, baby.

After 19 years, they won't back you.

Seems like a pretty one -sided arrangement.

Harv, do I want this a little smidge shorter?

All they care about is perpetuating the system.

And the system says guilty till innocent.

Now, you wouldn't stick yourself if you calmed down. I got it from here.

Thank you.

You've had enough trouble, babe. That is not your fault.

Thank you.

If you're with somebody that's looking for a fight, you're going to find the

fight. Chris wasn't looking for this here, Harv. She's clean, you know that.

Okay, she stopped drinking. Maybe she found something else.

Christine is clean. I don't care what any test says.

Mary Beth, she brought a doper into our home. Do you remember Dory McKenna?

She deserves better than that from you, Harvey.

She always backed me when it counted. She was in your corner, remember, when I

didn't want you going on the wire?

That does not mean the test is wrong.

If I had tested positive, would I be guilty too?

Next thing, they'll be testing people to get a library card.

Could we move the courtroom to a cab? The movie starts in 20 minutes. If your

body's not off limits, neither are your thoughts. David, I read 1984, all right?

This isn't it.

Chris, I can help you fight this.

Tim! David, stop it!

I'm upset.

Yes, I was humiliated. Yes, my privacy was invaded.

And yes, I feel like I've been hung out to dry.

But I'm not your test case.

If you want to be on my side, ask me how my day went.

If I say rotten, then put your arm around me.

Make me feel better.

But don't lecture me.

You want to go to the movies?

Yes.

This

is

going to be great.

Where'd you steal those things from? I didn't steal them. My cousin Xavier

in a specimen lab. He stole them. You happen to ask your cousin Xavier whether

these are new or used?

That's disgusting, even for you. What do you call this, high class?

Hey, pour me some coffee, will you?

They're used to filling these up themselves.

That's disgusting.

Look out! Here they come!

How terrific.

Albany is shut down and downtown turns up nothing under Galt.

That's a minor setback.

Forget the name. We'll run a demo in his description.

Oh,

gosh,

that is very funny, guys. Careful, it's hot.

L 'chaim, Victor.

Hey, no offense, Sarge.

No offense, David.

Oh, you're a real sport, Sarge. One of the guys.

Gee, thanks, fellas.

Oh, that's... Well, just to show there are no hard feelings, all right?

And to start with you boys, I'd like to contribute... Well, Molly and her

swinging dollies to your bachelor bash, okay?

Hey, my treat, okay?

All right.

It's going to be historic.

Anyway.

Yeah. The lieutenant's on three. Thank you.

They found someone who speaks his language.

Officer, please close the door.

Lieutenant.

Your prelim test returned positive.

What?

That's your second positive, Sergeant.

Is this some kind of a joke?

Well, both these tests are wrong.

You know they aren't reliable. Tests are not at issue here.

However, your continued ability to represent the department is.

And in academy speak, that means?

Regulations require that you be placed on modified assignment.

You don't have to do that.

It's straight procedure.

I'll need your gun and shield.

Lieutenant, help me out here.

It's not up to me to decide.

You are going to have some down time here, Cagney.

Look, Lieutenant, those... Don't make me ask you again.

Good,

Victor.

Ginger's family is going to be real surprised.

It's like foreign language.

Trust yourself, Victor. You're going to do fantastic.

I don't know.

The family, the kids, the friends. You love her.

That's what they'll say.

It's like you're John Wayne and she's Maureen O 'Hara.

Like the quiet man? Yes.

You're right.

What's the worry?

Go, Mary Beth.

Where?

They want to standard internal affairs.

For what?

Crimes against the state.

How many years you got invested in the department?

19, Lieutenant Kurtz.

This March. You like being a cop, huh?

Yes, I do.

Yes, sir. It's a long time, 19 years. Any regrets?

Sure. Yeah?

Well, uh, no, none, actually.

No, none.

So which is it?

I regret taking a life, sir.

Uh -huh.

Did you know your partner was a drunk?

What's with you? You got something to say? You bet. I'll get back to you.

So did you know that?

My partner is an alcoholic.

I see. How do you feel about it?

I'm proud of her.

You're proud of her.

You ever caught her drinking on the job?

No, sir.

There's something I don't understand.

It's not surprising.

You like to strike back, don't you?

I can defend myself. Really? How is it you got raped?

Seems a contradiction.

You ever been raped?

I was wondering about your tests.

They're wrong. Both of them? Both of them. So you have no faith in those

They're unreliable. Yet you relied on a test to indict your rapist, isn't that

correct? Different kind of test. It was accurate?

Yes. I see. So just let me get this straight.

Tests are accurate unless they're inaccurate.

I didn't say that.

Detective Second Grade, that's very good.

So what is the pay increase on that?

$7 ,000, sir. Yeah.

But you could still use more, right?

We're okay with what we have. And you do have a lot.

Quite a lot. In the last year, as a matter of fact.

Stereo, washer, dryer, microwave, dining room table, vibrating lounge chair.

And a new house.

Wrapped all up in. All in second grade money.

My husband also works, sir. This month.

But three months ago?

And five months before that?

Our money comes from hard work, sir. And does your husband's hard work include

associating with racketeers? Hey, my husband wore a wire to make a case

Leonard Swansky.

He's got to testify against him in a court of law. How long was he involved

Swansky before they had their little falling out?

He never knew the man. What about your son?

My son?

He joined the Marines because there was trouble at home. What was it, drugs?

You've got a point to make. Get to it.

Okay, Sergeant.

Let's talk about you.

That cretin all about the meetings I go to, how often, even to the name of my

sponsor. Well, damn him!

Right, it looks like some.

IAD glasses, too, and everybody looks sleazy.

Boy, for somebody who wanted to be the first female commissioner, I sure got

hell of a jacket, don't I? Sergeant, you're not the only one with a partner.

sure it hasn't been easy having me as a partner, Mary Beth. I don't want to do

this, okay? No, why not?

That's how you feel, isn't it?

I mean, you just got your life peeled open. What'd you do wrong? Nothing.

They were false positives, Chris. It could happen to anybody. It didn't

to anybody. It happened to me.

Again, Christine Cagney. Oh, give yourself a break, would you?

Cagney the drunk.

Cagney the hothead. Okay, okay.

All right.

Is this what you want to hear?

Yes, I'm angry.

But I'm not angry at you.

Now, what do you want to do about this? I don't know.

Oh, boy.

What I wouldn't give for eight by ten glasses of Kurtz with a donkey and

Tijuana.

Suitable for framing.

What do you say we check out personnel back at the factory, huh?

We can get there before the shift ends.

I want to check out golf previews employment.

Something to trace more.

It's a long shot, but I don't know. If we break your desk duty, we'll be in the

doghouse. Haven't you heard? We're there already.

I won't tell if you won't.

I don't believe this work history. He must have copied it out of the phone

All the companies are alphabetical.

They don't bother to check the records. I wonder why they're missing microchips.

According to Albany, Gould didn't exist three years ago.

What?

Charades. The movie?

Gould is trying to pass himself off as Cary Grant the whole time we know he's

really Walter Matthau.

It doesn't matter, Mary Betts. We're the ones about to be shoved off Mount

Rushmore. No, that was North by Northwest.

Hiya, Patty.

Just got off shift? Yeah, permanent.

I just got my pink slip, thanks to you.

Us? Yeah, you and your lousy drug test.

Hey, we had nothing to do with that.

Liar! You two, you come in here lying about everything.

We were doing a job.

At least you still got one. I worked here six years.

And just because I smoked a joint, one lousy joint, at a party a couple of

ago, I get canned?

Sorry. Tell me how I'm going to get another job.

Huh? Tell me that. Hey, look, Patty.

If you wanted to bust Stretch, why didn't you just come in here and do it?

He was pushing. He was stealing from the company, okay.

But I'm a good worker.

Guess that don't count for anything, does it?

Stretch, I knew Gold had an alien.

I wonder what else she knows.

Patty.

When I was nine, my mother got laid off her job.

It's not our fault.

Thanks,

Josie.

I got home from school and there she was. And I was so happy to see her. Home

before dinner, I mean.

I didn't understand what was going on until she put me to bed.

And she grabbed me and hugged me so hard I couldn't breathe.

And she started to cry.

And the next month we moved in with her cousin, Roy.

The bathroom we need a nickname run. Feed in stretch.

Come up with some magic for me, will you? Check Albany as well as local,

All right, the system's overloaded. It might take till tomorrow.

Don't knock yourself out. It's only my career.

Look, if the neighbors ain't complaining, then it ain't a good party.

it. Hey, Cagney, thanks for the entertainment.

I'm going to go out of bachelorhood with a bang.

Tonight, single women all over the city will be mourning. Let's go.

Have fun.

Anyway, you called me a drunk, aren't you?

No, I'm an alcoholic.

Does the word really matter?

Hell yeah.

Not for sure.

Everybody knew me when I was falling down drunk. Does that mean I have to

now that I'm sober? I don't want everybody knowing.

It's personal.

It's private.

Not anymore.

Look, Chris, it hurts.

So use it.

Your anonymity doesn't mean anything anymore, so let go of the secret.

I can't.

I'm not ready.

Sure you are.

Not tonight, maybe tomorrow.

It's up to you.

I hate this.

I just hate it.

I wish this was Kurt.

Maybe they went through our mail.

I don't want to talk about it.

You just brought it up. Well, well, well.

It's about time, Mary Beth.

He didn't forget how to write.

From Harv Jr.? Yep.

Oh, look at him, Harv.

Look at him. He's all skin and bone.

He says he's fine.

I think it's just a loose uniform.

What is that? Is that a bruise on his cheek? No, that's just a razor burn.

been trying to shave every day.

Okay, Harvey, read me the letter.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm fine.

I don't have hair, but I have my own M16.

I miss your food, Mom.

That's it?

Love, Harvey.

You are a pervert. You call her an exotic dancer?

Interpretive, Esposito. There's a difference. There sure is. Good morning.

morning. We expect a little skin.

Yeah, but what we get is a 75 -year -old lady dressed in a white sheet

pretending she's a waterfall?

Worst with a born -again gospel group. You didn't like Molly and her swinging

dolly? Cagney, you got a mean streak a mile wide.

Didn't you enjoy yourselves last night, boys?

Oh, Mary Beth, I'm shocked that you're a part of this.

Hey, we were just trying to show you guys a good time.

Exhibition chess doesn't exactly ring my charms.

The Longhorn sisters.

Inspired. My partner.

Okay. We had a good time in spite of you. Yeah.

And Emmanuel's a terrific house. Oh, I keep one of those videos, you know, just

in case of emergency.

It's almost as good as Red River.

So much for evolution.

Here are the nickname files on stretch.

A copy for you and a copy for you. Thanks, Vandal.

I'm happy to see you made it home from the 40 in one piece.

Well, I didn't stay long. The lieutenant gave me some cross -check efficiency

programs to run at home.

Next, you'll be taking up squash.

Okay, the best defense?

Here's a good offense.

Grits.

Well, this is still doing Simon Attica.

This guy is 4 '11".

Hey, Derek, Mary Beth.

Alias, Richard Brugalti.

Alias, about 600 names.

Physical description pack, too.

And surprise, he's swimming in priors. Go to the next page, Chris.

The sergeant with the 3 -3, Arthur Paulman, he left the department eight

ago under a cloud involving charges brought by Richard Brugalti.

Currently, Richard Galt.

It worked once. Why not try it again?

Case never went to trial.

And Sergeant Pullman called it quits.

What do you say we pay this sergeant a visit?

I'm grounded, remember?

Right.

I'll meet you in the parking bay.

All right.

Go on. Looking for ma 'am in the ladies' room?

Practicing?

Yeah, starts putting me as a dirty cop.

Next thing I know, the department tells me to pee in a bottle. I said, you pee,

I quit.

Morning, Miss Green.

We'd like you to testify to that, Mr. Pullman. What? In court?

Yes, sir, if it comes to that.

Forget it.

When I walked away, I walked away for good.

We're giving you a chance to nail the guy who did this to you.

Thanks to that slime, I saw how to force treats their own. Mr. Pullman, he's

trying to trash another cop.

You want to fight to keep the lousy job, go ahead.

But you do it without me.

Taxi, Mr. Fisher.

If I were you, I'd look for another line of work.

Sergeant Pullman, didn't anybody ever tell you there's nothing as sweet as

revenge?

Goodbye.

Victor, what are you doing here?

I forgot the ring in my desk. Oh.

Don't forget, 7 o 'clock sharp. We wouldn't miss it for the world. Don't

you look like a million bucks.

I'm just very lucky.

You can't say something nice. Don't say anything at all.

Forget it. I take it back.

Dang, the lieutenant's looking for him.

And he checked the ladies.

Lieutenant Sergeant Pullman said he would testify against Colt. Immaterial.

In fact, sir, this is a genuine break in the case.

You didn't need Pullman. Your final test came back negative.

What a surprise.

Now I'm left with a situation where two of my detectives violated a direct

order. I have to consider the consequences. You realize that, don't

Now I can tell you what the book says I should do.

What do you think I should do?

All he wanted was an apology. He should apologize to us.

He didn't have to go through all that crap to prove himself innocent. He

have to sit across from that pig in IAD with his life split open and spat on.

Yeah, it still feels like there's somebody watching us.

What do we have left to hide?

Did you get your gun and shield back? Sure. In fact, I had to crawl on my

and knees to beg for it.

Hey, Chris, don't we have a wedding to go to?

Music?

A little dancing?

Victor is pecking.

Wedding cake?

You could have my piece, too.

I don't know.

I think I'd like a church wedding.

If you did it again, you'd go that route, wouldn't you?

Well, to tell you the truth, David, I don't remember the ceremony.

But I remember every inch of that hotel room in the Poconos.

There was some wedding cake, huh?

Oh, it was so romantic.

Ginger, radiant.

Victor, terrified and handsome.

It's a good thing Marcus was there to prop him up.

I still can't believe it.

Victor, a family man.

Soon there'll be the cry of Little Miss Becky's ringing throughout Manhattan.

You and David danced a lot.

I had extra energy.

Oh, you sure did.

The way you pushed and shoved to get that bouquet?

I never pushed or shoved anybody.

Christine, single women were being toppled right and left.

You were very competitive.

Thank you.