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My name's Christine. I'm an alcoholic.

Is that the AA Big Book?

I taught him how to drive, Harvey. The next eight problems are yours. You know,

this woman has gone 23 years without a drink.

It's always like this place.

I hardly remember it. Harvey, talk to me! I used to be an alcoholic before I

became psychotic. It's a whole guilt I'm getting stretch marks.

This man does not look like he's ready for the outside world. How would you

it if your own baby girl was afraid to go to sleep because her uncle was

at people who weren't even there? Begging to die?

You have just witnessed one of those rare moments in the judicial system when

everything goes right. Breathe it in, ladies. It's one of those elusive scents

you may never, ever witness again.

It's heaven.

It smells just like a conviction for 12 counts of armed robbery. I should bottle

this fragrance.

Don't market it till the jury comes in. Very bad. I'm telling you, the nose

knows.

Hey, Harry.

Mr. Fisher, how are you feeling?

Fine, Detective Laney. You were a big help to us, and we want to thank you.

That lawyer tried to make me look crazy, but I know what I saw. That guy robbed

that liquor store.

You did a terrific job, Harry. Nobody could have done better. Isn't that

Sergeant? Great, Harry. Just great.

Did we win?

The jury is deciding that right now, and we will call you as soon as we know.

Time to get back to the hospital.

Thank you.

Bye, Harry.

Everybody was pretty decent about Harry.

Yeah, you'd think it would be nice to schizophrenically.

Come on, ladies. If he'd have been a key witness, they'd have reduced him to

oatmeal. Now, look, I'll give you a call when the verdict's in.

Even so, they couldn't resist dragging out his medical history.

Mm -hmm.

What's so funny?

Well, they asked her if he'd received shock treatment on July 10, 1978.

And he said, I don't remember.

What were you doing that day? Well, hey, if it's good enough for the president.

I think Harry knew what he was saying.

Who knows what goes on inside that poor man's head.

We've still got time to fall by the DMV.

Why don't we put it off till tomorrow?

Oh, God, I was hoping you'd say that. I want to get home. I got a new lasagna

recipe I'm trying.

The new dining room set?

We're quitting the table tonight?

Oh, so the delivery's finally got up there? Yeah, fine.

Beautiful is not the word for it.

It's almost too good to eat over.

He's eating over that fast.

American traditional.

I wanted a table like this my whole life.

And now with the kitchen all painted. I tell you, we finally decided on a medium

peachy pink.

Five times.

And the curtains still work great.

The place is really coming together.

Well, see, promotion has its rewards, Mary Beth.

You ought to come out and see it sometime.

Yeah.

Can you drop me off at the Household Street Center?

Isn't that always the only meeting?

Well, I want to get there earlier.

I'm finally getting around to asking someone to be my sponsor.

Good.

What a drag. What if she says no? You know, I'm going to be standing with egg

my face.

It's like asking Billy O 'Neill to the Sadie Hawkins Free Dance and turning me

down. I'll still say yes.

Now, this woman has gone 23 years without a drink. Can you believe that?

I like Blake's talk, though.

Hiya, Chelsea.

Check the life of your messages.

EME, forensics, Harry, Harry, Harry, and Harry.

Thank you, Sergeant.

Lacey, if you're having an affair, I think Harry should be a little more

discreet. Tell him you said that, Sergeant Coleman. Oh, you've got to get

on some of this, Ronald.

Last batch of the season. What, Rockinelli's going south already?

Let me just say it's going to be chestnuts and pretzel stands until next

Well, what is the big deal? There's at least 97 places in this neighborhood to

get ice cream. Yeah, if you want that yuppie garbage. But this is the real

served by a real Italian with a mustache.

And a husband looks Italian, too.

Sheet, Prescosito.

I don't know what a mouth is made of.

Low -cal.

No fat pizza from the higher health center. Not a drop of cholesterol.

Lieutenant, I'm meeting Claudia for dinner in 25 minutes. Oh, it's light as

Try a bite.

Those brown things look like burnt pepperoni.

Lacey, come on in here. I've got some good news for you. Sir?

Great, Lieutenant. I'll share some with Claudia.

You had a big lunch. Tell me you're not upset with them.

Hobble called. You've got your conviction.

That's great, sir. I'll call Harry right now and tell him.

No, stay here.

Use my phone. Oh, thank you, sir.

Try a bite of this pizza.

Oh, no, thank you, sir. I've got to touch her body, doctor. Big lunch.

Well,

it does look very appetizing, sir.

Pepperoni?

Azuki beans.

Yes. I'd like to speak to Harry Fisher, please. He's a patient.

Can I leave a message?

Yes, tell him Detective Lacey called and tell him we won.

Thank you.

It's yuzuki beans.

Not to embarrass you, but to get to know you better.

Are there any newcomers here tonight with under 30 days of sobriety? Would

like to stand up and let us get to know you a little bit?

My name is Alfred. I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Alfred.

Got 12 days today.

I'm starting to feel better.

My name's Ellen, and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Ellen.

This is my sixth day.

I'm going to keep coming back.

All right.

Okay, is there anybody here who's put together 30 days of continuous sobriety?

Would you like to stand up?

30 days.

My name's Christine. I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Christine.

Yeah, 30 days today.

But actually, this is the second time that I've made the 30 days.

I drank after 58 days last time.

But who's counting, right?

So I've been told that I have to go to 90 meetings in 90 days. And I've got to

tell you, it's a hell of a lot of meetings for somebody with my schedule.

Better get something to face over.

Okay, is there anybody with 60 days continuous sobriety?

90 days?

Six months?

And do we have any anniversaries tonight?

You know, Michael, if we take care of it, one day you and your own family will

be sitting around this table.

I don't plan on getting married.

Uh -huh.

Well, aesthetics are very important to an appetizing meal.

If it looks better, it tastes better.

Honey, if Harvey doesn't finish his shopping in time, we eat without him.

This low -cal lasagna is made with whole wheat pasta, no meat, and low -fat

cottage cheese.

It looks great.

Huh. Yeah.

Did you see that thing in the paper this morning about the presidential

candidate? I'm going to read it tonight.

Don't bother. It's superficial.

Watch that special on TV tonight. It's always better from the horse's mouth.

Glasses on the placemats, please.

We'll look at it together, huh?

Yeah, I mean, how's the country going to know who to vote for when nobody's ever

heard of these guys? You got utility infields on the Mets who are more

Well, the important thing is what they stand for.

How about that lasagna, Michael?

I missed the hamburger part.

Who asked you?

Well, these guys were so afraid to take a stand on anything, I think they're

hoping the other guy gets elected.

Abortion, Nicaragua, Star Wars, the economy.

Mary Beth, these guys backed off on everything.

I think the Republicans are going to put up another good -looking actor with

nuclear cowboy boots.

Notice anything different, Harvey?

What happened to the lasagna?

17 and a half years of rearing and teaching for what? So we can raid

Could be worse.

What could be worse than a Green Beret gargling in an ex -bathroom?

I don't know. He could be on dope.

Yeah.

Could have dropped out of school.

Yeah. Tiffany Rinaldi could be pregnant.

These are just could -bes, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I understand.

No, I did not say that. I said I would do it when I had time. Thank you. If you

think of anything else, give us a call.

Yes. Yes, I said I understood.

Yes.

Fine.

Fine.

It's my sponsor, Joe.

Joe?

It's short for Josephine.

I did not pick her for her name.

I picked her because she's supposed to be tough.

Is she?

What? Tough?

Yes, and overbearing and pushy.

Sort of like Joan Crawford, but out the wire hangers.

So what'd you get?

Mr. Goddard dropped by a list of the serial numbers on the stolen computers

also his estimated losses, $27 ,251.

Nice round figure.

So Harvey Jr. shows up at the dinner table last night dressed up like a

paratrooper. You know, the whole bit, the camouflage bikini.

How's Harvey taking it? You know how he feels. Yep.

Yep. The kid is changing, Christine.

17 years old, Mary Beth. He's going through a phase.

In a couple of weeks, he'll forget about playing soldier and he'll go back to

what really counts for a young man.

Chasing women.

You know, Lacey, you should be proud of yourself.

Expressing his masculinity in a patriotic way.

Especially in today's world, where real men are hard to find.

He just wants to do what men were put here for, bringing home the bacon and

protecting the nest.

Victor, I'm thinking of running your phone number in the gay personal.

Don't worry. Tell me more about this Josephine.

Hey, Lacey.

Get over to each side, General. Your friend Harry Fisher's creating a

disturbance.

Lieutenant, he's in a psych ward. Everybody in it's creating a

They're trying to discharge him, and he won't leave.

If you can fit it into your busy schedule. Well, get right on it, Tucker.

about the computer heist and the hot car rig?

The hospital doesn't want him arrested. You two got a relationship with him, and

they want your cooperation.

Yes, sir.

Great.

After that, we can put in a couple of hours as crossing guards.

Detective Lacey, tell them they are not supposed to do this. Do what, Harry?

They're going to kick me out.

Harry, stand up and throw up for me.

Stand up.

I keep telling them, but they will not listen to me. Harry, we've gone through

this before. You're going to be fine. No. No, I am not going to be fine.

I'm not.

Help me, please.

I helped you, right? I went to court. Now, you've got to...

Doctor, this man does not look like he's ready for the outside world.

Can we speak privately?

Wait, where are you going?

It's okay, Harry.

She's going to be right back.

He helped the people of this city get a criminal off the streets. That's why we

kept him three extra weeks.

This man was your witness. He received extra care because we chose to give your

department every consideration. We owe him that. And now you can show us a

little consideration by helping this man transition out instead of shoving him

back on us.

All right, listen to me.

It's going to be okay.

I just can't go back out there.

You talk to them. They'll listen to you. Make them take me back, okay? That's a

good idea. If you do it...

lot worse than it really is i'll bet you it's all gonna get worse the symptoms

are stabilized we have to give his bed to somebody who needs it more but he

doesn't feel he's ready it's natural for him to be agitated about leaving it's a

stressful time for these people look a patient is treated for a lot of time and

released providing he's of no danger to himself or the community and nobody ever

gets released because of say overcrowding

that you're scared, Harry.

And change is a very scary thing.

But all of us are capable of doing things we never thought we could do.

me.

So, Harry, you're going to be fine.

Yeah, yeah.

So you're going to give me the same bed back?

is not ready to face the slings and arrows, doctor. No, but he is ready for

board and care. And his social worker would try to get him into one. Try?

He's got an appointment.

He's set up for medication with an outpatient clinic.

It's tough to cut the cord.

Come on, Harry.

Are you going to take care of me?

All right, Harry, we've got an appointment on Friday at 2 .30. Do you

med card with you?

Mm -hmm. Good.

Don't forget to pick up your meds.

Here's your SRO voucher. What's that for?

I found Harry a hotel in Brooklyn.

There's an outpatient clinic nearby.

I don't want to stay in a hotel, and I don't want to go to Brooklyn.

Okay. We can talk about the other options on Friday.

What Harry wants is to go back to the hospital.

I can't be alone.

What are the other options, Miss Torvik?

Friday, I'll see if I can find him a bed and a board and care. But that could

take some time.

And if you can't get him in?

Harry, will your sister Diane take you for a while?

She won't let me stay there anymore.

All right.

I'm offering you a hotel.

Otherwise, you can sleep in the street or stay in a city shelter.

I don't... I want to go to a shelter.

They'll rob me and beat me up.

Harry.

Would you take it easy?

Haven't you shoved enough of these people out into the streets already?

Some people find it safer there.

How about another hospital?

At this point, it'd be easier for me to get them into a board and care.

Look, Miss Torbeck, you work for the city, we work for the city, we help each

other out. How about a little professional courtesy here?

You want me to bust my tail to find him another hospital bed.

Well, if it wouldn't put you out.

Okay, Sergeant, but it works both ways. What kind of club do you have?

Can you get us the funding for day treatment centers, outpatient clinics,

know, the community programs that we will promise when they close down the

mental hospital?

That's what I thought.

So what can we do for him?

Take him to the hotel if you've got time and make sure he's taking his meds.

I'll try to find him a place in a community residence and he should be all

right. I don't want to go to Brooklyn. It's too dangerous.

Positions are rough.

Harvey, go talk to him.

Oh, you don't have a problem, huh?

I have a water stain on my brand new table.

Mary Beth, we are talking about our son.

He's the one that probably did it.

So you don't mind a little fascist walking around in lace -up spit -shines

Central American jungle fatigues, huh?

I taught him how to drive, Harvey. The next eight problems are yours.

Harvey, when you were younger, if we disagreed about something, We worked it

out.

Now all we do is butt heads.

Hey, I mean, it's like this uniform. I mean, you know how I feel about that

stuff.

Dennis, just close.

Just close, huh?

Harvey, you think I don't know about this thing? You're forgetting something,

pal. I was in the army.

I know what it's about.

It's about killing other human beings. It's not like Top Gun with a bunch of

pimple -faced scorned girls and fly into the wild blue yonder.

It's not about that.

Dad, their clothes.

Everybody's wearing them. What's the big deal?

No, no, no. I know what this is about.

It's like if I say, come home at 11, you come home at 12, just to show me who's

boss. No, you're right.

This isn't about clothes. This is about rebellion.

It's always about you, huh?

Okay, you tell me what it's about then. What is it? Tiffany thinks you look sexy

in green?

Huh?

Harvey, talk to me!

That place that you put me in is terrible. Now, you have to get me into a

hospital. I want to talk to Dr. Glenfield. Hold it!

I... Hold it!

Sit down.

Oh.

Sit!

What is it with you?

Every time you come in here, you're always demanding something. Have you

once ever said, Good morning, Sergeant Cagney.

How are you feeling today, Sergeant Cagney?

What kind of an evening did you have last night, Sergeant Cagney? Huh? No,

always about you. You never once ever thought to ask about me.

I'm going to get some coffee and we'll start over.

Go ahead. Your lungs.

How are you feeling today?

To tell you the truth, Harry, I'm a little cranky this morning.

Is that the A .A. Big Book?

That's enough about me, Harry.

Thank you.

Now, what can I do for you?

I used to be an alcoholic before I became psychotic.

So I have something to look forward to.

Morning, Christine.

Mary Beth.

Harry. How are you feeling today?

Good.

How are you? What did you do last night?

I'm fine.

Last night I stayed home and I made ice milk maltes with my kids. How are the

kids? They're fine.

I have a lot of work to do, Harry.

Is this important?

There's something wrong with my hotel.

What is wrong?

There's roaches.

Harry, this is New York City. There's roaches everywhere.

I know it's not the greatest hotel, but it's only for a few days. Well, please,

I just don't want to stay here, okay?

I can't be alone.

Please. You take your medication today?

I know this is a stressful time for you, Harry, but you have got to go and get

your medication. No.

Go to the clinic, Harry.

You can't tell me what to do.

I'm a man.

Be a man, Harry. Go and get your medication.

Hey, you can't bully me.

Go. You cannot stay here, Harry.

What?

Go.

Go.

You go.

Oh, never mind. I didn't ask you that, all right?

Extra, extra.

Fine.

Here, you have a nice day, too.

Oh, I feel so guilty throwing him out like that.

Some people need it.

Is everything okay?

Who does she think I am, some kid or something?

She sent my sponsor one day, and already she's calling me up asking me if I did

my homework.

Did you?

That is not the point.

She wants me to use a yellow magic marker to highlight every cliche in the

book. You said you like I'm tough and overbearing.

I do, but not nudgy. What's the matter with you?

This lunatic comes barging out of the building, knocks me and my double -dip

the sidewalk. Then he starts yelling at me, so I grab him, and here we are. I

didn't do it. It was somebody else. He let me go.

I had an accident. You know what's underneath this chocolate ice cream? No,

don't. Bernard King's autograph.

I got it the night he scored 55 points.

Against the Nets? That was a great game. Oh, forget the game.

This is your fault. He's your responsibility.

What are we supposed to do? I don't know. Let's get him off the street.

Why don't we just lock him up and put him in jail? That's what he wants.

That's some attitude, Esposito. A person gets ice cream on your jacket and they

should be put away?

Wrong! Somebody gets ice cream on my dick jacket, they should be taken out

publicly executed.

But hey, I'm a compassionate guy.

All I want is this fruitcake locked up.

I didn't do anything.

He's a liar. I was in group.

Get a grip on yourself, Harry.

letting me live.

Yes, detective?

We've got to straighten this out right away. All right, you stay with him. I

will go call his social worker and get hold of his sister.

Certainly, Sergeant.

Let's go, Harry.

Come on, here we go.

Step down from there.

He's gone,

Harry.

He's gone.

Come here.

Relax.

Take a few deep breaths and relax.

I'm packing your stuff.

Oh, don't do that. That's terrible.

Give me that.

Come here.

Come on here with me. Come here.

Oh, no.

You can't put me in jail.

You think I robbed that liquor store.

I know that, Harry.

You just wait in there and read a magazine. And I made my own bed even

wasn't my job. I told them that it didn't matter.

I've got to work a dress.

Detective Carrasco, would you look after Mr.

Fisher here, please? You got it.

I like this.

It's not going well.

It's not going well.

He doesn't understand what's going on.

I don't understand what's going on.

I had my witness to a simple armed robbery.

Now I'm a social worker and a mother.

Well, don't look at me. I'm just not here, okay? So don't look at me.

The man put himself through a lot of emotional stress to help us out. Mary

don't give me guilt. I'm Catholic. I'm over my limit now.

Let's just find your sister, and we'll get back to the job we're paid for.

Okay?

Sergeant.

Mrs. Tate?

About your brother?

What's happened now?

Your brother served as a witness for us on a robbery case. We're very grateful

to him.

We wanted to let you know he was released from East Side General

case you want to see him.

I know. I keep track of him.

Did you know he's sitting in a holding cell because he doesn't have any place

else to go?

Well, if he was just discharged from the hospital, he's got his social worker,

he's got his medication, he's got his SSI check and a place to stay.

But he doesn't seem to have any family.

Don't be so sure you got me all figured out.

I took care of my big brother for years.

Buddy, so your brother was saved.

Thanks for the reminder. But I don't need one.

Every time Harry had a problem, Diane was there. In and out of hospitals,

health offices, medical clinics, Diane was there.

And he needs you again, temporarily.

Diane, where those pants?

Look, Harry lived with me until he broke my marriage up, okay?

I can't do it anymore.

I can't.

Well, I don't blame them, sister.

And say I did.

But what happened to family is everything.

Try her best.

People have only got so much in them.

You know, if Terry had his picture taken on Nancy Reagan's lap, everybody would

be healthy.

When he takes his medication, he's stable.

Yeah, but he isn't taking it. It's no longer our responsibility.

You turn this place into a muffler shop?

Look, I can't readmit Harry unless something drastic happens.

Do you arrest a criminal before he commits a crime?

Harry's not a criminal. Do we wait till he self -destructs? Okay, Sergeant, you

win. Show me who to kick out of bed to make room for Harry.

Doctor, show me how living out in the street is going to help him get any

better. I'm not going to defend the system.

We just don't have the funding.

And the bottom line is Harry is not dangerous.

Section 106 .11 of the patrol guide states that, quote, any police officer

physically bring in a person for psychological evaluation if he's a

himself or others, unquote.

I want to set up a competency hearing.

On what grounds are you making this request?

Assaulting a police officer.

No way, not in this lifetime.

Look, what you witnessed was a little Latin passion.

I'm not having it on my record. I busted a guy for a slurp with a deadly ice

cream. Mary, he doesn't have to go on your restaurant. Oh, get out of town.

going to be the laughingstock of the whole squad room. Look, Sarge, I'm going

take back everything I say. Let's just get the guy out of his cell.

Esposito. What about Bernard King's autograph? This man is a threat to

history.

Now listen to me. Come here.

Why don't you just think about it overnight, all right? In the interim,

have the jacket cleaned for you, and then we'll talk again tomorrow.

At that time, you decide.

All right?

All right.

All right.

Kathy, let's see. In my office.

Sir?

I was walking past a holding cell and I heard a very interesting debate going on

in there.

We get all types in here, sir.

There's only one person in that cell.

Lieutenant, we've been... Hold it a second.

This is not a reprimand.

Going through so much trouble to help a person with this kind of a problem is

very commendable.

Thank you, sir.

However, last time I looked, this was still a police station, not the

of Social Services.

Also, I seem to recall something about it being illegal to hold a person who

hasn't committed a crime.

He did attack Esposito, Lieutenant.

I'm not even going to address that.

Sir, we arranged a competency hearing for him tomorrow afternoon.

He needs a place to stay. It's one night.

Harry made the case for us, Lieutenant.

War in the night shift.

Thank you.

It all comes down to economics.

That's what I've been telling you, babe. People are wandering the streets.

People like Harry are joining the homeless in droves.

We build more mental health clinics?

No. No, we order up a couple more bombers.

That's our country's priorities.

That's the example we've been setting for our children.

Bob, what's happening with our kid has nothing to do with the national budget.

We'll be too sure about that.

Hey, babe, those are my weekend pants.

Honey, if you wear these one more time, I'm going to have to arrest you for

indecent exposure.

Like a drink for dinner?

All the clubs sold beer?

All at the same time.

You don't have to do that on my account. If you want a drink, go ahead and have

one. Don't worry.

I will, when I want to.

Okay.

I would like a drink.

I'm hard to remember.

I have your meeting going tonight.

I wanted to tell you about Harry.

Okay, so we're trying to arrange a competency hearing for him so we can get

back in the hospital.

Where is he now?

In a holding cell.

You're amazing.

What about the man's rights?

We're trying to help the guy out.

By locking him up in jail?

Do me a favor, huh? If I get in trouble, don't help me out.

David, do you know anything else besides the March of the Bleeding Heart?

Thanks to the Bleeding Heart, you made your case.

It makes me feel good.

Who fought to allow testimony from the disabled.

I'm trying to show my fellow man a little compassion. Don't bust my chops

it. Maybe you don't have all the answers.

You sound just like Joe.

Who?

My sponsor.

When did that happen?

Never mind.

Welcome back. He dropped it.

It's like old times, huh?

Good argument.

Good state.

Later.

Knock it off, David. It's not your night.

So I had three little sips of rum, and I woke up in the morning without my

panties.

Okay, I'll bite. What happened then?

I don't know, Harvey. Two days later, somebody sent them in the mail to my

mother, and she grounded me for six weeks.

That sounds like a light sentence to me, Mary Beth.

Oh, come on. Don't tell me you never did anything stupid when you were in the

sportsters.

Yeah, dumb stunts were our middle name.

I remember once we played Russian roulette.

No, no, not for real. We just called it that.

We had this argument about who had the coolest DA, so we decided to draw a card

to decide.

High card had the best.

Low man got his head shaved.

You lost?

I looked like a cue ball for weeks.

You have a picture, Harvey. Don't tell me you don't have a picture.

How come you never show me that picture, huh?

There's instructions in my will on where to find it.

Oh, babe, the way I see it, there are four stages of adolescence.

There's obnoxious, very obnoxious, horrible, and horribly obnoxious.

Our son's already reached the top.

You think there might be a stage after Harvey obnoxious? Yeah.

Putting him up for adoption.

Does this mean I have to keep track of your underwear?

I would really like to see that picture, Harv.

How much?

Let me do this, dear.

I'll do it. You watch.

Okay.

They

don't

make real gyms anymore where fat people can go and grunt and sweat. Nowadays,

it's just... Fancy health clubs with skinny people dancing in leotards.

I never could understand this health club.

A body should be like a house. You build it once, you forget about it. You know,

I went to a health club that as Becky recommended, I couldn't even keep up to

the wind in there.

Just sat there and watched all the svelte people and got depressed.

Thank you. Good morning, sir.

Oh, good morning, Lacey.

That figure 15, 20 pounds.

Yeah, I don't know. Whatever she does, it works. Thank you.

You know, depression led to hunger.

And hunger led to a trip to the second avenue deli.

Where I polished off a pastrami on rye.

I'm too cautious.

Well, competition sure keeps the pressure on.

Morning, Christine.

Morning.

Where's Harry?

Right.

He's going upstairs.

He's nice. You left him up there.

Hey, I didn't see him. Is Harry up there? No.

What did you do? Let him go? No, he was gone.

What happened to him? I don't know. Ask Coleman.

I guess because he doesn't see, the jacket looks great. Oh, yeah, the

spotless. They got out the chocolate. They even got out that old ink stain.

The old ink stain? If not King's autograph.

You know what I say, Lieutenant?

Fat people are a forgotten breed.

Finn is overrated.

Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Sergeant Coleman, where is Harry?

Oh, the night shift sent him to Bellevue. He was hallucinating last

banged his head on the wall.

Did they admit him?

No, it was a zoo over there.

They sedated him, but he wandered off.

He what?

We have a hearing this afternoon.

At least don't stop him.

Eastside General at the hotel.

He hates the hotel. He'd go to Eastside before he'd go back there.

We only got till one o 'clock.

I'm full of guilt from getting stretched, Mark.

So how's my boot camp?

Park says insanity is hereditary. Get it from your kids.

Central to car 21.

21K. Squad, inform Central that your missing person has been found by a

in a lot at Avenue B7.

We'll hold pending your arrival.

21, 10 -4.

Thank you, God.

Go.

He was mugged, apparently. The only thing he had left was your card.

Is he all right?

There's a cut over his eye and some bruises.

He seems doped up, but he claims he's all right.

Okay.

Thank you.

Harry?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I feel so good.

What happened, Harry?

They stole my shoes.

They must have dumped them up at Bellevue. Come on.

Come on, Harry.

Out we go.

Okay. I want to go to the hospital.

No, we're taking you to a hearing.

Get them cleaned up first.

Ruin the effects.

We're buying some sneakers on the way.

Come on, Harry.

Watch your step.

Okay.

How can they say the man is not in danger?

He looked like he fell into a blender.

I like the $5 words.

Transitory situational stress.

A temporary condition that will improve.

That's brave.

Couldn't get any worse.

I don't like this any better than you do.

There are thousands of people out on the street who don't belong there.

Miss Torvik, we work a lot of cases, too, but this one here has a face.

Okay. Okay, I'll see what I can do. Give me a few days.

See you, Harry.

Where are you going?

Back to my office.

What are we supposed to do, just walk away and leave him here?

Yes.

Do this to me. I already told you I can't. Ma 'am, we're only asking for a

days. The social worker's doing everything she can to get him another

And what if she can't?

What, are you going to take him in?

Hell no.

Every time the system can't handle him, they push him back on me.

That's your brother you're talking about.

Each time, I hope it would be different.

Maybe this time he'll keep his appointments.

You have no idea what it's like when he doesn't take his medication.

Ma 'am, we do want to... No, you don't. I have a child.

I... How would you like it if your baby girl couldn't go to sleep because her

uncle is in the living room shouting at people who aren't even there?

Or who is begging to die?

And her playmates won't come over because of some tortured man in the

who keeps pacing back and forth?

I won't do it.

I want my child to grow up in a normal home.

We're not trying to deny that, but... She's Lady. He's your brother.

I know who that is.

It's someone that I grew up with and that I love very much. And if I didn't

a baby, I'd do anything you ask.

But I'm a mother.

I have a child.

Go on in.

Harry, it'll be all right.

Go on.

We'll be checking with you.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

Please?

Please?

You can't go with us, Harry.

Go inside.

We'll look in on them tomorrow.

Right.

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