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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,560 Well, let me tell you something. 2 00:00:01,561 --> 00:00:04,699 People who go to see a shrink want that to be their private business. 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,020 They bare their souls to me. 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,390 And that's not all. 5 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:11,960 Mary Beth, you can't believe the look in his eyes. What is it you want? 6 00:00:11,961 --> 00:00:15,659 You and Harvey, you had a courtship. You had a heart -shaped bed, for God's 7 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:19,599 sake. We will use it, Harvey, to make our life better somehow. If you have the 8 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,099 right attitude, you can enjoy sex with almost anyone. 9 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,059 Oh, don't worry. 10 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:24,110 I'll make you proud. 11 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,079 I buy cheap in nature sounds. I run water in the bathroom. You'll think 12 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,820 in Walden Pond. It could turn out to be a lot of fun. 13 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,560 to you for what promises to be another scorcher as our fall heat wave 14 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:14,699 Water shortage rules are still in effect, and once again, Con Ed urges us 15 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,679 use our air conditioning during the peak midday hours. Of course, if you're 16 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,020 caught in traffic... Eggs ready yet, Mom? 17 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,460 In a second, sweetheart. 18 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,540 All right, Alice, you ready? 19 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,190 There. 20 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,850 Harv? Yo. 21 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:32,509 I haven't got all day, you know. Hey, I'm tired of your mouth, young man. This 22 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:33,429 is your mother here. 23 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:34,750 I can't get it started, hon. 24 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:37,010 Is it plugged in? Honey. I'm just checking. 25 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,140 Honey, 26 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:46,440 I see the problem. 27 00:02:46,441 --> 00:02:47,449 Come here. 28 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,500 Watch her. 29 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:51,590 You see this little light here? 30 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:53,590 Yeah. That's time automatic. 31 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:57,070 You got to put it on manual and reset it. 32 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,480 I'm telling you, kiddo, we got a machine and a half here. 33 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:03,330 The light is still on, Harv. 34 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:08,569 Which? The one by the auto -ease timer, Garth. Oh, yeah, I see. Well, maybe you 35 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,830 got to push it twice, huh? 36 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,600 Light's out. 37 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,500 Hey, guys, get ready for the fluffiest eggs you ever had. 38 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,710 Now all the lights are out. 39 00:03:19,711 --> 00:03:23,249 Maybe I should just cook this up the normal way, Harv. Oh, come on, honey, 40 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,929 got to have faith in the machine. Who said progress is easy? 41 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:27,610 There'll be a couple more seconds. 42 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:31,000 Maybe you've got to put the timer on and then put your manual, huh? 43 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:34,020 Oh. 44 00:03:34,021 --> 00:03:37,969 So yesterday, Harv says he's going out to get his Sunday paper. Twenty minutes 45 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:42,870 later, he comes back home with a brand -new, state -of -the -art microwave 46 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,340 Whoa. 47 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,990 That's some new things you got. 48 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:47,149 What's the occasion? 49 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:50,469 None. It's just that now he's working steady, Harv. He likes to surprise me. 50 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:53,409 This machine is a great deal more advanced than Lieutenant's 15. 51 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,310 It can make a meatloaf in 13 minutes. 52 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,410 I can buy one in two. 53 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:06,540 How am I supposed to know what to pack for this weekend? 54 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,350 Last week was autumn. 55 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,850 Today's summer. 56 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:12,050 This is the weekend of the trip, isn't it? 57 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,199 Well, it isn't the trip, Mary Beth. It's just a trip for little John. It's 58 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,439 absolutely nothing special. 59 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,299 Uh -huh. 60 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,379 When are you leaving? 61 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:21,430 Good afternoon. 62 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,250 Buckle up. 63 00:04:23,251 --> 00:04:29,059 David is crazy about this Stratford Arms case. The Kennedy's up there, the 64 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,120 Rockefeller's up there, the Rockefeller's row five. 65 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,470 When was the last time you took a day off work? 66 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,690 Two months ago. I took in a Yankee doubleheader that walked over. 67 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,280 You know, it sounds nice for a scene. 68 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,150 A little quiet place in the country just the two of you. 69 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,600 Alone, no traffic, no telephones. 70 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,630 Nothing but fresh air to breathe. It sounds nice. 71 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,230 Sounds just as nice to stay home and breathe fresh air conditioning. 72 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,320 Yeah, it's such a romantic. 73 00:04:55,321 --> 00:04:59,939 Just that it's been a long time since I've spent four days with anybody, you 74 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:02,760 know? I think it's a little like riding a bicycle. 75 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,050 You'll remember how. 76 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,940 Nice, kid! Love the earplugs! Why don't you show me? 77 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,210 It's too hot. 78 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,730 Did you see that? 79 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,300 No, Christine, I missed it. 80 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,930 Please. 81 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,790 Oh, hey, Christine. 82 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:30,900 Hey, Solomon. 83 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:36,049 I know, I know. You picked this case because you knew I'd be here. The only 84 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:39,009 reason. Well, let me tell you something. You're one lucky woman. Come here, come 85 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:44,189 here. I just picked up a cherry, 59 Nash Rambler, red vinyl seats that fold all 86 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:45,240 the way down, huh? 87 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,730 Comfort, romance, great shocks. 88 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,710 And I happen to be free tonight. 89 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,210 Oh, Mick, I'm sorry. 90 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:54,560 I'm busy. 91 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,030 I'm just sick about it. 92 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,740 So what do we have? 93 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:01,830 Usual stuff. Easy entry. Lock was picked. Alarm system cut. 94 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:04,769 Doesn't look like they were in any hurry. Yeah, well, they just took small 95 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:09,709 stuff. You know, CD player, tape deck, stuff like that. Nothing that couldn't 96 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:10,770 carried. Christine. 97 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:19,910 You should hear Johnny Mathis in The Rambler. 98 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:23,370 Mick, you're hyperventilating. 99 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,180 Ladies. 100 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,040 Excuse me. May I help you? 101 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,200 Dr. Saunders, I presume. 102 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,510 That's right. 103 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,130 Where's the PD? 104 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:42,080 And some microcassette tape recorders that I use to take my sessions with. 105 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,370 Very expensive. 106 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:46,140 Are you a psychiatrist? 107 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,090 Marriage counselor. 108 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,700 They also managed to take Olga's jewelry. 109 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,920 Olga, is she your wife, sir? 110 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,880 For all intents and purposes. 111 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,340 Is that a yes or a no? 112 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,210 Well, we don't believe in the parchment of marriage. 113 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,280 Our commitment is internal, not external. 114 00:07:06,631 --> 00:07:10,779 I take it that you're married, Detective? 115 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:14,740 Yes, sir, I am, sir. 17 years, externally as well as internally. 116 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,330 Congratulations. 117 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:18,400 Olga and I are together 23. 118 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,350 Congratulations. 119 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:26,319 You have any idea when this burglary might have occurred? 120 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,640 Sometime over the weekend. 121 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,340 We were at our house in the Hamptons. 122 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:33,200 Anybody know you were out of town, sir? 123 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,440 My patients, I informed them. 124 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,020 My answering service, relatives, friends. 125 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:42,179 Well, we'll need a list of your patients, doctor, to run through our 126 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,699 and check for criminal records. 127 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:44,780 Let me understand you. 128 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,590 Because someone sees a therapist, they're automatically a criminal? 129 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,390 Because they knew you were out of town, they're automatically suspects. 130 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:56,369 But you're welcome to put your friends' names on the list if that would make you 131 00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:57,420 happy. 132 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,860 You're asking me to violate a sacred trust with my patients. 133 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,400 For what? 134 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:09,860 A stereo? 135 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,830 Some tape recorders? 136 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,150 This is a matter of ethics. 137 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:21,870 Maybe the doorman will know something. 138 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,810 He's got some attitude considering he's a marriage counselor. 139 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:27,520 I thought it was refreshing. 140 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,040 He's not even married. 141 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,990 So? 142 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,720 You've got a male gynecologist. 143 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:42,979 And as the heat wave sizzles into its third day, a special message for those 144 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:46,719 you sitting comfortably in front of your 8 ,000 BTU window air conditioners from 145 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,770 Mayor Ed. 146 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,000 He says, turn them off and suffer with the rest of us. 147 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,690 Who wants it next? 148 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:19,020 One buck for the first five minutes, 50 cents every minute thereafter. 149 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:24,120 You know, Esposito, you just got here. Already you're in business. 150 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:27,879 Oh, come on. It's the pre -enterprise system. What are you, some kind of 151 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,360 communist? My last partner had class. 152 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,970 So do I. 153 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,720 It's mostly low, but class. 154 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,200 Where is she? 155 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:48,369 Maybe they got the security code and punched their way in while the doorman 156 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,249 napping. Well, you're moving up in the world. 157 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,380 We got a call on our high -toned burglary. Doctor on Park Avenue. 158 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:54,930 We know that. We were just there. 159 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:56,040 Impossible. 160 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,850 Doctor saw it as 1038 Park Avenue. Close, but no cigar. 161 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:02,810 Dr. Roberts, 1053 Park Avenue. 162 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,709 Hey, if either of them is a dermatologist, maybe you could ask them 163 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,510 me something for a nasty little itch. 164 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,580 so just in case you hadn't noticed, it is hot. 165 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,119 We all know what that means, but just to be sure, Con Ed is reminding us that 166 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,530 prudence is advised during those midday hours. 167 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,180 In other words, get those suckers off! 168 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:33,399 And besides my telescope, they got my videotape camera, which I use in my 169 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,690 practice. Go away for a weekend. What happens? 170 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,460 You photograph your patients? 171 00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:38,799 I tape them. 172 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,420 Extremely useful in sex therapy. 173 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:47,329 Picture this, the rambler humming across the Verrazano Narrows, you prone in the 174 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:50,110 passenger seat, a gallon of great wine at your feet. 175 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:55,050 I would rather be set on fire. 176 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,630 I was out of town for the weekend. 177 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:03,170 This has never happened to me before. I feel so violated. 178 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:05,090 You ready for the worst part? 179 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,010 All my fertility guard's gone. 180 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:08,890 Fertility guard, doctor? 181 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,470 Whatever works, detective. 182 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,979 You know, I think the Incas were on to something. 183 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,460 Sex is mostly in the mind. 184 00:11:14,461 --> 00:11:17,859 If you have the right attitude, you can enjoy sex with almost anyone. 185 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:18,910 Listen to this man. 186 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,070 He said almost. 187 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,190 If you'll excuse me, I'd better check my service. It could be an emergency. 188 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,830 We're finished here for the time being, anyway. 189 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,360 If you change your mind about that list of clients, please give us a call. 190 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:32,599 Oh, no can do. 191 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,800 They demand discretion. 192 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,420 They bear their souls to me. 193 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,810 And that's not all. 194 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,610 Oh, my God. 195 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,480 The videotapes. 196 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,250 They must have taken them, too. 197 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:53,860 So what do we have? 198 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,850 Another doctor, same neighborhood. 199 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,810 That man is not what I'd call a doctor. 200 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:02,189 It says doctor on his diploma. It's not a character reference, Mary Beth. I 201 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:05,500 don't care what the diploma says. The man's a licensed peep in town. 202 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,540 What kind of an emergency could a sex therapist possibly... Never mind. 203 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:15,000 I'm sorry. I thought it was the perg. When it's hot, a body perspires. Yeah? 204 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:18,999 Well, I handle a line of stuff that works magic. I'm allergic to toiletries. 205 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,300 it's hypoallergenic. Thank you, Dr. Saunders. 206 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,200 Absolutely confidential. Yes, sir. 207 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:25,910 Yes, sir. 208 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:31,360 Burglary 615, Grand Nova. You want it this year or the year before? 209 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,650 How about three names with addresses from our Dr. Saunders? 210 00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:36,039 I'll get you. 211 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,360 I'll go on Tatooine's back. 212 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,850 So much for ethics. 213 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,250 Power. 214 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,620 Influence. Supply. 215 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,160 Demand. The free market knows no favorites. 216 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:50,579 We'll go back another five years and run it through again. 217 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,079 Yes, sir. Sir, the memory banks. I'm sorry. It's Becky. We're in a rush here. 218 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,670 Good. The tech knows the value of in -depth research. 219 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,460 Becky, give him a big drink. I'm assigned. 220 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,210 And blind luck. 221 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,960 It's all yours. Lieutenant! 222 00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:05,479 We're going to have them all, can't you? We're overloading as it is, Christine. 223 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,779 Yeah, a couple of two -bit burglaries. And three car thefts and narcotics and 224 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:10,830 two missing parties. 225 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,400 Basil, put this in. 226 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,060 Safety, Carlisle, 53060. 227 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:17,790 What is that? 228 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,250 What's the matter? 229 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,810 Oh, yeah, this is classic. 230 00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:28,149 You see, the surge suppressor couldn't take the sudden drop in voltage. These 231 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:31,609 babies are very expensive. They only operate within a certain tolerance, you 232 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:35,929 understand? Now, it's obvious the backup power failed, and that's why I never 233 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:36,980 trust these things. 234 00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:54,939 So just as I'm starting to put his name through, the damn thing breaks down. 235 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,099 I want to pick up the whole machine and just heave it through a wall. 236 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaking of computers, Chris, I don't know how to tell you this. 237 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,950 Just shut your eyes and say it real fast. 238 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,310 It's the weekend. 239 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,930 What happened? 240 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,319 Computer foul up. Something happened with my credit card. Now, reservations 241 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,370 never confirmed. 242 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,630 Oh. 243 00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:15,819 Oh, hey. 244 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,870 That's all right. 245 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,960 No, it's not all right. 246 00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:20,839 I was really looking forward to getting away. 247 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,890 So was I. 248 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,240 Just the two of us. 249 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,220 Alone. We can be alone in the city. 250 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:28,599 Not the same. 251 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,650 Could be better. 252 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,200 I wanted to see some greenery. 253 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,740 So I put on the aqua sheets. 254 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,550 Look, I'll stock my place with orange juice, bagels, champagne. 255 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:43,979 It'll be great, believe me. Chris, we are so wrapped up in our own lives, we 256 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,480 don't have time for each other. 257 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,460 We need a change of scenery. 258 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,670 A place in the country where we can talk. 259 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,819 We talk. 260 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:51,579 We argue. 261 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,630 We do not. 262 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,450 Look, I'm going to take the day off anyway. 263 00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:59,519 I'll buy a tape in Nature Sounds. I'll run water in the bathtub. You'll think 264 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,559 you're involved in Pond. 265 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,610 Chris, I'm serious. 266 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,810 Go on. 267 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,660 My God, I hope the whole city's not blacked out. 268 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,760 I think it is important for us. 269 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,960 We need to change it. 270 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,230 No fair. 271 00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:33,659 toothbrushes, too. Let me see if I got this straight. 272 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:37,609 You want me to help you get a court order so you can subpoena the records of 273 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,510 three patients from this Dr. Sanders? 274 00:15:39,511 --> 00:15:42,109 Well, there are extenuating circumstances. 275 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,850 Meaning? The computer is down, sir. 276 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:47,750 Oh. That sounds like good reason to throw off the civil code. 277 00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:51,569 Didn't you ever hear of doctor -patient confidentiality, privilege 278 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,769 communication, something in that ballpark? 279 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:57,690 Any idiot can hang out at Shingle and call himself a therapist these days. 280 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,690 You're such an expert on therapy, huh, Cagney? 281 00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:03,279 Well, let me tell you something. 282 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,459 People who go to see a shrink want that to be their private business. 283 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:10,319 Sir. As far as I am concerned, those doctors' records are off limits. We are 284 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,519 interested in anything but checking for priors, so we don't want any information 285 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,020 we couldn't get off a computer. 286 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,980 What did you do before we had him? 287 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,180 Oh, I forgot Samuel saw a shrink. 288 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,160 Well, it's cooler down here anyways. 289 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,490 Of course, it's very comfortable out in Fresh Meadows. 290 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:31,749 Did you and David make other plans for the weekend yet? 291 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,800 He left a message. 292 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:34,770 Suggested the Poconos. 293 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,430 Oh, the Poconos are so romantic, Christine. 294 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:43,269 When Harvey and I went there for our honeymoon, we had a heart -shaped tub 295 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,410 the bed had pink sheets. 296 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,930 We saw red buttons. 297 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:50,690 He looked exactly the same as he did in Hattari. 298 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,140 That's fantastic. 299 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,910 They were 17 years ago. 300 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,950 So the mountains are still there. 301 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,950 Speaking about getting lucky, Christine, Carlisle, Stacy. 302 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,180 Arrested, convicted, and put on probation two years ago. For what? 303 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,450 Bigamy. 304 00:17:09,619 --> 00:17:11,599 That was that Republic enemy number one. 305 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,540 Yeah, maybe not, but get a load of this. 306 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,440 Dr. Roberts, the peeping Tom, he testified at this man Carlisle's trial. 307 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,000 Tell me that's a fluke. 308 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,410 Dr. Roberts called. Remember to ask him about a prescription. 309 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,250 This hits really hard on sensitive tissue. He's a sex therapist, Coleman. 310 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,930 I'm speaking about sensitive... Ask your wife about it. 311 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,760 Please call Roberts. Oh, let me call David. Yeah. 312 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,120 Hello, Dr. Roberts. 313 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,820 Is this the detective Lacey returning? 314 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,110 Oh, certainly. 315 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,230 David Keeler, please. Christine Cagney calling? 316 00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:00,290 Uh -huh. I understand. 317 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:01,780 No. 318 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,010 Just tell him, hold the Poconos. 319 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,270 How about the Berkshires? 320 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,700 How do you spell that, sir? Yeah, that's it. 321 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,410 Hey. Oh, great talker, yes. 322 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,310 Absolutely. Thank you. 323 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:15,940 Bye -bye now. 324 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,220 Seems that Dr. 325 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:22,969 Roberts uses certain unorthodox techniques which he fears would be 326 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,020 misunderstood. 327 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:27,279 were his videotapes to be made public, so he came across with four names of 328 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,739 patients, and you will never guess who one of them is. 329 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:30,790 Stacey Carlisle. 330 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,450 Berkshire, huh? 331 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,510 I don't think David and I are close enough. 332 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,940 That big of a thing was a big misunderstanding. 333 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,380 We didn't say it wasn't, Mr. 334 00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:48,419 Carlisle. Well, I forgot about Marilyn. It was easy to forget about her. I 335 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,680 thought we were divorced. 336 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,050 Lawyers will screw you up worse than trains. 337 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:56,299 You know a Dr. Saunders? That quack? Well, Marilyn and I were always arguing, 338 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,350 we went to see him. 339 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,540 And in almost no time at all, he had us arguing about him. 340 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,830 How about a Dr. 341 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,620 Roberts? Uh, well, Saunders referred us to Roberts. 342 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:09,740 We were having, um, other kinds of problems, too. 343 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,540 When a relationship goes bad, it really goes bad. 344 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,020 Oh, I'm so sorry. 345 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,159 Oh, no. 346 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,840 Too hot to go with all that stuff. 347 00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,659 What do you think about this Dr. 348 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,799 Roberts? Well, it's like a little club. They figure they got a live one, so they 349 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,180 pass you around like a hat. 350 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:28,979 Only instead of putting money in, they take money out. 351 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:31,930 The only one who was any good was this past lives therapist. 352 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,930 Past lives, sir? 353 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,660 Oh, believe me, I was skeptical, too. 354 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,490 But at that point, I was willing to try anything. 355 00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:45,159 See, who you were in your prior life could be the root cause of your problems 356 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,210 today. 357 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,830 That's when we realized how hopeless it was. 358 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,980 What was? Our relationship. 359 00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:57,039 When I first saw Marilyn, she was in Marie Antoinette's court. She was a 360 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,710 princess and I was some poor schlub selling stale rose by the guillotine. 361 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,820 We've been mismatched for centuries. 362 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:08,959 Mr. Carlisle, getting back to the present day, what were you doing this 363 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,160 weekend? I was at a marathon encounter group. 364 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,180 Can anybody verify that? 365 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,600 Sure. Dr. Roberts. He was running it. 366 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,840 I thought you didn't like Dr. Roberts. 367 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,050 I already paid for my sessions. 368 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,700 Too much head -trinking, Mary Beth. That man must wear his hat on his shoulder. 369 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,650 How about Atlantic City? 370 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,940 Harvey's been bugging me to go there for months. 371 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:39,230 I got a brochure at home. I can bring you there. International cuisine, 372 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,650 Thank you so much for gambling. 373 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,650 Going out with you, isn't he? 374 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,910 Almost funny, Mary Beth. 375 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,360 on a car while on alibi, right? 376 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,860 I got some messages for you. 377 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:57,960 David Keeler called. He said the Berkshires are trite. Nothing for you. 378 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,090 Craig, what do you think the Poconos are, original? 379 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,759 Called back a little while later. He said that he picked you up here. He's 380 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,810 some business. 381 00:21:05,811 --> 00:21:07,079 Say what time? 382 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,130 How should I know? 383 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,170 Victor. 384 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,260 Park there when you're homicided. 385 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,260 Darvin. You had a litigious call. 386 00:21:18,261 --> 00:21:21,949 Think she's got another question about your upper body workout? 387 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,809 Conversations comfort the victim, Marcus. 388 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:24,950 It's basic police work. 389 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,530 Dr. Roberts, please. 390 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,410 Um, no. 391 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:34,330 No, there is no need to beat him. Thank you very much. 392 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:36,870 I'll try him tomorrow. 393 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,380 Thank you. 394 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,749 Why haven't the people with English accents talked so much better than we 395 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:45,340 Well, they've had hundreds of years more practice. 396 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:47,590 Sasha, you... 397 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,599 David Keeler, please. 398 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,580 Uh, do you know if he's coming back? 399 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,070 No, that's all right. I'll call him home. Thank you. 400 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,340 Now he's out of the office. 401 00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:04,699 Wish me luck, Christine. 402 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,659 I'm cooking dinner in the microwave oven tonight. 403 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,639 What are you making? 404 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,679 Instant everything. 405 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,339 Yeah, I got one. I use it all the time. 406 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,080 That accounts for the brain damage. 407 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,170 Dave, it's a machine. 408 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,570 Christine, wait a minute. Let me call my machine. 409 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,400 I called Dr. Roberts, but I got his service. 410 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,710 I'll try them again tomorrow, the first thing. I'll take care of it. 411 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:33,579 Terrific. His secretary needs a message that I should call if I'm going back 412 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:34,720 home before I come here. 413 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,919 His secretary is talking to my machine. Maybe the two of them can go wait for 414 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,970 the weekend. 415 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,090 What do we do before we get answering machines? 416 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,310 Call back. 417 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,750 You going home? 418 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,020 No. David's coming here to pick me up. 419 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,180 What night is he coming here? 420 00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:03,479 Victor, don't you have some bimbo waiting for you? 421 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:04,930 All rooms are for the world. 422 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:07,210 See Mr. Wright up close? 423 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:10,180 I want to see what it takes to get your motor running. 424 00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,910 Trust me, Victor. You don't have the tools. 425 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,130 Don't you have some work to do? 426 00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:20,909 Thanks for reminding me. 427 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:30,360 Mrs. Darman, please, the tape is back. You're returning a call. 428 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:33,350 Is this the answer, sir? 429 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,260 Hey, Don. 430 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:38,110 You have a terrific accent. 431 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:40,620 Here. 432 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,800 Thank you. 433 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:47,200 Something about a chick with an English accent that really turns me on. 434 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,020 I'm sure the Queen would be glad to hear that. 435 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:57,750 Hi. 436 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:01,390 Hi. 437 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,180 This is warm. 438 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,820 This is what life is all about. 439 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,640 I've returned to call you. Me too. 440 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:15,460 So what's the good news? 441 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,150 I strapped it off. Four days instead of three. 442 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,690 Oh! 443 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,450 That's great news. 444 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,600 Extra day makes it a real vacation. 445 00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:27,439 Extra day? I can't take an extra day. You said you had some vacation days, 446 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,799 Come on, we'll talk about it on the way home. Well, that's why I was trying to 447 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,679 call you. 448 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,580 I have all these TV5s I have to do, and they're due tonight. 449 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,660 Well, call me when you get off. 450 00:24:35,661 --> 00:24:36,939 I'll have a late -night piece. 451 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:37,990 Will do. 452 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,690 Bye. 453 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,000 Now I know what I've been doing wrong. 454 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:48,560 Gotta get my nails buffed. 455 00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,420 Buff this, Becky. 456 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,150 Wouldn't you know? 457 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,060 They were in my purse the whole time. 458 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,830 What are you doing here? Did you forget something? 459 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,890 No. 460 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,940 Is David waiting for you? 461 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:16,019 David is waiting for meaning, Mary Beth, and... Some sort of death to emerge out 462 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:20,719 of what was beforehand a perfectly sensible, highly sexual, healthy 463 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,059 between two normal people who are now going to hole up for four days out in 464 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,110 middle of nowhere. 465 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,300 I thought it was three. 466 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,650 So did I. 467 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,160 He got a new reservation with an extra day tacked on. 468 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:36,050 I don't want an extra day, Mary Beth. You can't believe the look in his eyes. 469 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,940 He cares for you, Christine. 470 00:25:37,941 --> 00:25:41,379 I know he cares for me, Mary Beth, and I care for him. But there's no reason to 471 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:44,390 drag me out in the middle of the boondocks and suck... on my soul. 472 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:50,220 Chris, what is it you want? 473 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,980 I want everything to stay the same. 474 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:57,720 He's just making this whole thing too important. 475 00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,140 Well, don't go then. Tell him no. 476 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:04,019 I can't do that. He's so excited about going to the country and he can't wait 477 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,780 show me his new plaid shirt and suspenders. 478 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,300 It could turn out to be a lot of fun. 479 00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:12,230 Yeah, maybe. 480 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:21,899 What? We're not painting white picket fences here, are we? We're not getting 481 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,550 married. We're just going away for four days. Exactly. 482 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:25,619 But why? 483 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:26,670 Chris, I gotta go. 484 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:31,199 See, if I can get home soon with a new microwave, I could freshen up for dinner 485 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,250 for Harvey. Sure. 486 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,780 I'm sorry, but if you go ahead. 487 00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:37,779 You don't know where you stand these days with me, Mary Beth. That's the 488 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,840 See, you sleep now, ask questions later. 489 00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:43,519 Christine. Well, it's fine for you. Yeah, you and Harvey, you had a 490 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,950 You had a heart -shaped bed, for God's sake. The tub was heart -shaped. 491 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,420 The bed had pink sheets. 492 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,110 Whatever. 493 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,280 At least you knew where you were. 494 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,370 We still do. 495 00:26:55,820 --> 00:27:00,140 You know, sometimes thinking gets in the way, Chris. 496 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,180 I'll see you tomorrow. 497 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:05,030 Okay. 498 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,220 Her heart seemed to have all puked. 499 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:25,679 Brought to you by the miracle of modern science in one hour and 14 minutes. Ta 500 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,730 -da! 501 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,880 Boy, am I starved. 502 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,730 Let's eat. 503 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:34,830 What is it? 504 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,940 It's a turkey. What happened to it? 505 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,250 It got cooked. 506 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,990 I had to cut the legs off to fit in the machine. 507 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,150 It looks sick. 508 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,980 It's worse than sick. 509 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,290 It's dead. 510 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,020 Hey. It's not cooked. 511 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,030 Gordon. 512 00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:53,630 Hey. 513 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:00,750 Honey. 514 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,190 It's delicious. 515 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,290 It's the sweetest turkey I've ever tasted in my life. 516 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,800 Where's the crispy part? 517 00:28:08,801 --> 00:28:12,659 There is no crispy part when you make it in a microwave, Michael. The crispy 518 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,900 part is my favorite. 519 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,019 Mine, too. 520 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,580 It's healthier for you this way. 521 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,580 I don't want you to turn... Me either. 522 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,310 You know, you guys could at least have given it a shot. 523 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,219 I'm sorry. 524 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,270 No, they're right. 525 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,190 They could play basketball without turkey. 526 00:28:41,191 --> 00:28:45,579 Maybe I was wrong about the microwave. I won't push it. I just thought you 527 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,630 wanted... I did! 528 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,650 Forget it. 529 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,570 No. 530 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,760 No. I'll get used to it. 531 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:54,790 We will use it. 532 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,220 We will use it, Harvey, to make our life better somehow. 533 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,310 Like? 534 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:01,950 Like at night. 535 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:06,940 When we want to make cocoa, it can make cocoa in 47 seconds. 536 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,610 What will we do with the extra time? 537 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,510 We'll think of something. 538 00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:25,569 The weather bureau tells us we'll be hitting more record -breaking 539 00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:26,620 again today. 540 00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:27,980 That's the bad news. 541 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:31,750 But the real bad news is we'll be doing it all over again tomorrow. 542 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:33,630 Did you reach Mrs. Garvin? 543 00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:35,590 She's still leaving messages. 544 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,940 I called her last night, but she wasn't home. 545 00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:41,679 Not exactly your grieving widow, you know. Have you heard from Mary Beth? No. 546 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,940 Is everything all right? 547 00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:45,599 Well, she's usually not this late without calling in. 548 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,740 Did you try her at home? 549 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,520 Well, what a good idea, Victor. Why didn't I think of that? Hey, whoa. 550 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:54,940 What do we have here? Do I sense a long weekend, Cagney? 551 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,860 No, I'm running away from home. 552 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,450 You get ten bucks for cooking with a look -see. 553 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,140 Victor, just back off, all right? 554 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,540 I'm ruling on my letter. 555 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,640 Come on. I just want to see what Mr. 556 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,460 Bucknail has to look forward to. 557 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,420 I figure you for black lace. 558 00:30:08,421 --> 00:30:10,139 What do you think, Marcus? 559 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:11,739 I think it's none of our business. 560 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,790 Thank you, Peter. 561 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,340 Twenty bucks, my last offer. 562 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,040 You're too hot already. 563 00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:19,360 Another burglary on Park Avenue. 564 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,540 Oh, have any thieves convention there? 565 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,790 Has Lacey called? 566 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:27,899 No. Maybe the thieves made the baby sick. Could be at the doctor's. No, it's 567 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,790 the house. Mario was there. Said she left at the normal time. 568 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:35,580 Sergeant Tagg is 14th. Hey, Mary Beth, where have you been? 569 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,850 I can't hear you. Are you all right? 570 00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:43,980 Christine, I would wish the morning I had this morning on my worst enemy. 571 00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:46,450 Three buses passed me by. They were so full. 572 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:49,890 Becky, touch that or we'll cut your hands off. 573 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:53,349 When I did get a bus... I'm sorry, Mary Beth, what were you saying? 574 00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:57,009 When I did get a bus, we're jammed in there like sardines and we're starting 575 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:59,689 smell like a tube because the air conditioning doesn't work. 576 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,709 It's busy! 577 00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:05,749 So then I finally get to the subway and I got even a strap to hang on to and you 578 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,070 never guess what happened. 579 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,300 Are you listening to this? Every word. 580 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,830 Lousy train breaks down with 45 minutes under the East River. 581 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,910 So are you coming in? 582 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,150 Oh, yeah. 583 00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:17,499 Don't think I came all this way for nothing. 584 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,120 Good. Is there another burglary? 585 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,060 Don't tell me. A doctor. 586 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:25,240 Vernon, 1585 Park, apartment 11B. 587 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,280 I'll grab a bus and meet you there. 588 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,670 Talk me out of it. 589 00:32:09,351 --> 00:32:14,059 First rule of a single's handbook. You never know. 590 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,200 I'll meet you upstairs. 591 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,639 I had these fabulous antique watches. I just got back in town this morning to 592 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,260 find the entire collection gone. 593 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:33,110 You wouldn't have known Stacey Carlisle. Oh, yes. He's a client of mine. 594 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,320 You have a very ancient face. 595 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,900 I mean like a Flemish peasant woman. 596 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,160 Have you ever been Dutch? 597 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,500 Shouldn't we wait for Victor? 598 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,640 Trust me, I'll fill him in. 599 00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:18,390 Now, what is it that you wanted to tell us? 600 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:26,289 Well, when I told you my husband and I were away for the weekend, that was only 601 00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:27,510 partially true. 602 00:33:27,581 --> 00:33:29,629 Uh -huh. 603 00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:33,550 You see, we were away, but we were away separately. 604 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:38,430 Walter and I haven't exactly been getting along. 605 00:33:39,910 --> 00:33:41,970 But he came back. 606 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,790 Oh, probably to check up on me. 607 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:45,850 Walter was extremely jealous. 608 00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,690 Very possessive. 609 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,470 He always thought I was cheating on him. 610 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,880 And were you? 611 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,190 Not always. 612 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:12,070 Victor? What are you doing here? 613 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,880 Don't tell me the homicide. 614 00:34:13,881 --> 00:34:14,619 Yeah, and you? 615 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,919 Another burglary. Christine's upstairs already. 616 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,970 So is Marcus. 617 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:22,370 Oh, thank you. The first good thing that happened to me all day. 618 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,799 I'll have that for you. 619 00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,269 Eleven, please. 620 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:35,729 You care for me? 621 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,630 No, thanks. 622 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,210 My mother always told me never take candy from strange men. 623 00:34:45,389 --> 00:34:48,150 Victor. Oh, yeah. Very funny. 624 00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:58,110 Oh. Oh. 625 00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:02,970 Come on. 626 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:04,590 Come on. 627 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,210 Don't break it, Victor. 628 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,480 Yes? Oh, just a moment. It's the doorman. 629 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,770 For you. 630 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,250 Hello? 631 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,660 This is Detective Petrie. 632 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,890 Oh, my God. 633 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,640 Yes, I'll be right down. 634 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,680 Excuse me, ma 'am. My partner is stuck in the elevator. 635 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,100 Bring him back up when he's free. 636 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,550 We're here on a case. Victor's stuck in an elevator. 637 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,440 There's a lady cop stuck in there, too. 638 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,110 Detective Lacey? 639 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,870 How would I know? Don't you guys talk to each other? 640 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,500 It's stuck between floors. 641 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,460 Well, why is it stuck? 642 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,040 That power surge jammed something. 643 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,970 So how long do you think it'll take to fix? Last time it was an all -nighter. 644 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,330 You believe in karma? 645 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,320 Like what? 646 00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:13,850 Like if I didn't stop and buy those breath mints, I wouldn't be here right 647 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:16,270 I call that hindsight. 648 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:17,780 Yeah. 649 00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:20,270 God, it's like an oven in here. 650 00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:22,840 Why don't you relax and take it easy, please? 651 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:26,050 How much air do you think we got? 652 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:29,820 Plenty. If you don't use it all up prowling around, why don't you sit down? 653 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,900 You know, if I lift that panel off, I bet you we can climb out of here. 654 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,980 Not me, Victor. We're eight stories up. 655 00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:19,470 Victor's okay in there. I'm a big boy. He's claustrophobic. 656 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:23,950 This weekend's jinx. 657 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,670 Mind if I take off my shirt? 658 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:35,800 Hell, I'll take mine off, too, if it'll help you relax. 659 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:39,910 I'm joking, Victor. Please calm down. 660 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,120 I can't stand being trapped in here. 661 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,919 Victor, there's probably all sorts of people who are working very hard right 662 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,800 to get us out of here. We have to be patient, Victor. 663 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,300 The last time it was this hot is when you were trapped in that boxcar, 664 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,460 It's like this hot weather car. 665 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:02,210 Every time it gets over 90 degrees, you've got to get trapped. 666 00:39:02,211 --> 00:39:04,279 Have you seen any good movies lately, Victor? 667 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,960 Anything with Clint Eastwood? 668 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,530 Yeah, sure. 669 00:39:07,531 --> 00:39:09,949 I saw one where he hit these guys with axe handles. 670 00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:12,329 Yeah? Oh, yeah, it was real good. Real good. Kind of like Shane. 671 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:13,989 Oh, Shane, that's a heck of a movie. 672 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:17,709 That was a movie, wasn't it? That's one of Harvey's all -time favorite movies. 673 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,850 Yeah, Shane, it was great. A man by himself. 674 00:39:19,851 --> 00:39:23,709 And a wilderness standing alone. I have always admired that about you men. 675 00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:26,130 Brave and stoic and never getting rattled. Yeah. 676 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,129 Yeah, Shane was the best. My mother took me to see Shane when I was nine years 677 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,180 old. 678 00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:35,170 Quickly, she said, let's see what the... Oh, God, it's tight in here. 679 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,320 It was tight like this back in that box car. 680 00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,090 You miss your mom, don't you, Victor? 681 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,160 Yeah, I really do. 682 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:44,280 I do. 683 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:47,069 You know, I owe you for covering for me back then. 684 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:50,550 Victor! We did what we thought was right. 685 00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,630 You know, you're responsible for my life now. 686 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,010 It's kind of like a karma thing. 687 00:39:58,310 --> 00:39:59,870 Didn't you see the black thing? 688 00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:01,860 Oh, don't worry. 689 00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:03,040 I'll make you proud. 690 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:06,960 What is it that you miss about your mom, Victor? 691 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,860 Well, those knit shirts she used to buy me. 692 00:40:11,590 --> 00:40:14,720 Yeah, well, now that she's gone, she won't buy from me anymore. 693 00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:19,050 Yeah, well, I had that funny kind of pattern, that diamond pattern. 694 00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:23,510 I don't know what you called him. It was, um... Oh, I just can't think. 695 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:24,930 Argyle. Argyle, right. 696 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,730 Yeah, hated him. 697 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,060 I really hated him. 698 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:33,010 But I remember standing in that, um, that returning line, thinking about my 699 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:36,130 Every Christmas, every birthday. 700 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,390 No one will ever love you like your mother. 701 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,580 Did she tell you that? 702 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,150 Yeah. 703 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,530 Why? 704 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,970 It's not true. 705 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,510 Mary Beth! 706 00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:51,660 Chris! Hey! Hey! 707 00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:54,019 When are they going to get this thing moving? 708 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,579 Don't you want to get out of the way? It's dangerous here. 709 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,630 Tell me something. 710 00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:25,470 It was a tragic day for the male of the species. 711 00:41:25,471 --> 00:41:29,109 The world has never been the same since, you know that? Who was Bobby Riggs? 712 00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:32,809 Bobby Riggs was an old tennis pro who, back in 1973, had it about up to here 713 00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:36,270 with the female uproar. She's out in the field. 73, I was only 11. 714 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:38,670 You're trying to depress me. 715 00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:41,649 She went to the village and found me taking my money. 716 00:41:41,650 --> 00:41:43,210 It was a great match, wasn't it? 717 00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:45,130 She shut that loud mouth right up. 718 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,340 Too hot of a meal in that elevator. 719 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,270 I'll be hearing about sweat stains for months. 720 00:42:19,641 --> 00:42:26,489 Like as if I was having a baby, right? That's right, Victor. Keep breathing. 721 00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:29,080 There's nothing wrong with being claustrophobic. 722 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:30,960 Yeah. 723 00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:35,440 When this guy was holding you hostage, did this breathing thing work for you? 724 00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:41,949 Why don't you close your eyes, Victor, and take a nice deep breath and blow it 725 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,000 all out? 726 00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:45,000 I'm going to keep my eyes shut. That's it. 727 00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:48,409 The wall's coming in. No, no. Tell me about this sophistication around Victor, 728 00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:49,460 this homicide, hmm? 729 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,370 Yeah. Speaking about bad karma. 730 00:42:52,371 --> 00:42:56,239 This guy wasn't even supposed to be home. Breathe, Victor. He wasn't? 731 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,430 No, we were supposed to be out on some psychiatrist convention. 732 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,620 Was he a psychiatrist? 733 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,380 Yeah, some kind of shrink. 734 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:05,910 He and his wife were supposed to be out of town. 735 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,070 Are you sure? 736 00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:09,099 Sure, I'm sure. 737 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,999 I checked you with his answering service. 738 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,359 At first, they checked if you wanted to give me any information. 739 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,320 But I got it verified. 740 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,040 Oh, you know how the English are. 741 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,110 Just keep your eyes closed and think of wide open spaces. 742 00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:22,630 Great accent. 743 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,090 Sexy as hell. 744 00:43:24,091 --> 00:43:28,159 If her body's anything like her accent, I wouldn't run giving her a message. 745 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,330 Just keep breathing, Victor, in and out. In. 746 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,010 Out. 747 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,830 Anguish, huh? 748 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:41,879 Claudia calls the personnel department every month in a different 20 voice than 749 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,340 any sergeants have retired. 750 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,140 I know sweating the list is tough. 751 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,210 And Victor's always got the latest good news. 752 00:43:50,890 --> 00:43:53,270 The sergeant in the 4 -7 who had a heart attack. 753 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,430 One in the harbor squad who drowned. 754 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,170 It'll happen, Marcus. 755 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,190 Maybe in a few months. 756 00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:05,370 You'll be good sergeant, too. 757 00:44:05,371 --> 00:44:10,169 Okay, honey. It's almost finished. Your friends will be free in a couple of 758 00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:11,220 minutes. All right. 759 00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,800 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 760 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,180 We're about six tons of bimbos here. 761 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,239 Sit down. Let me take this stuff. Actually, I think that Victor figured 762 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:43,840 thing out. What thing? Who? What? Your homicide or burglary. Wait a minute. 763 00:44:43,841 --> 00:44:44,739 There's a connection? 764 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,960 And he figured it out? 765 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:50,090 What is it? What is the one thing that all these psychiatrists have in common? 766 00:44:50,091 --> 00:44:50,679 The rich. 767 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,960 Now, besides that, they all have the same answering service, right, Victor? 768 00:44:54,961 --> 00:44:57,739 The woman with the English accent. Isn't that right? 769 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,979 See, when the doctors left town for the weekend, they all notified their 770 00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:03,040 service. And then what'd you figure? 771 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,090 Oh, right. 772 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,659 That's how the bad guys knew that the apartments would be empty, so that they 773 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:11,340 could break in uninterrupted. 774 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:15,319 What does this have to do with your homicide? 775 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,979 Well, Victor figures that their psychiatrist, what's his name? 776 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:22,139 Dartmouth. Dartmouth. He told the service he'd be gone, so he was on the 777 00:45:22,140 --> 00:45:24,790 get robbed. And he came home before he was supposed to. 778 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:27,309 And the brokers panicked and killed him. Good one! 779 00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:28,360 The shared collar. 780 00:45:28,361 --> 00:45:29,809 Couldn't have done it without you. 781 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:30,860 Thank you. 782 00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:33,040 You all right? 783 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:40,800 Come on. 784 00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:45,410 So much for your sexy English accent. 785 00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,180 Chris. 786 00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:50,150 Oh, David, I'm sorry I'm late. We missed our reservation. 787 00:45:50,470 --> 00:45:53,420 Did we lose the place? Not at all. I guaranteed the four days. 788 00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:54,389 Uh -huh. 789 00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:55,339 Come on, let's go. 790 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,390 I've got paperwork. 791 00:45:56,391 --> 00:45:58,559 Oh, don't worry about that. It's back. You'll take care of that. 792 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,300 But it's long. 793 00:46:00,301 --> 00:46:04,359 Three hours to Binghamton. Binghamton. You save a lot of time if you take the 794 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,219 Taconic Parkway instead of the thruway. 795 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,270 Go. 796 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,390 Go. 797 00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:32,080 I want to get something straight about this trip. 798 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:35,040 I don't want to spend the time analyzing our relationship. 799 00:46:35,281 --> 00:46:37,169 All right. 800 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:40,389 We're discussing anything meaningful. The deepest thing I want to get into is 801 00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:41,109 the bathtub. 802 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,160 That's fine by me. 803 00:46:42,490 --> 00:46:43,790 Weep. Sex. 804 00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:46,750 Bird -washing. All okay. 805 00:46:47,350 --> 00:46:49,210 Sounds like the weekend I had planned. 806 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:50,940 Want to check on it? 807 00:46:52,361 --> 00:46:54,459 No tricks. 808 00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:59,010 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62975

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