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Well, let me tell you something.
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People who go to see a shrink want that
to be their private business.
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They bare their souls to me.
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And that's not all.
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Mary Beth, you can't believe the look in
his eyes. What is it you want?
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You and Harvey, you had a courtship. You
had a heart -shaped bed, for God's
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sake. We will use it, Harvey, to make
our life better somehow. If you have the
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right attitude, you can enjoy sex with
almost anyone.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'll make you proud.
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I buy cheap in nature sounds. I run
water in the bathroom. You'll think
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in Walden Pond. It could turn out to be
a lot of fun.
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to you for what promises to be another
scorcher as our fall heat wave
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Water shortage rules are still in
effect, and once again, Con Ed urges us
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use our air conditioning during the peak
midday hours. Of course, if you're
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caught in traffic... Eggs ready yet,
Mom?
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In a second, sweetheart.
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All right, Alice, you ready?
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There.
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Harv? Yo.
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I haven't got all day, you know. Hey,
I'm tired of your mouth, young man. This
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is your mother here.
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I can't get it started, hon.
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Is it plugged in? Honey. I'm just
checking.
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Honey,
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I see the problem.
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Come here.
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Watch her.
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You see this little light here?
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Yeah. That's time automatic.
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You got to put it on manual and reset
it.
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I'm telling you, kiddo, we got a machine
and a half here.
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The light is still on, Harv.
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Which? The one by the auto -ease timer,
Garth. Oh, yeah, I see. Well, maybe you
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got to push it twice, huh?
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Light's out.
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Hey, guys, get ready for the fluffiest
eggs you ever had.
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Now all the lights are out.
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Maybe I should just cook this up the
normal way, Harv. Oh, come on, honey,
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got to have faith in the machine. Who
said progress is easy?
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There'll be a couple more seconds.
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Maybe you've got to put the timer on and
then put your manual, huh?
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Oh.
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So yesterday, Harv says he's going out
to get his Sunday paper. Twenty minutes
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later, he comes back home with a brand
-new, state -of -the -art microwave
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Whoa.
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That's some new things you got.
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What's the occasion?
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None. It's just that now he's working
steady, Harv. He likes to surprise me.
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This machine is a great deal more
advanced than Lieutenant's 15.
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It can make a meatloaf in 13 minutes.
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I can buy one in two.
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How am I supposed to know what to pack
for this weekend?
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Last week was autumn.
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Today's summer.
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This is the weekend of the trip, isn't
it?
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Well, it isn't the trip, Mary Beth. It's
just a trip for little John. It's
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absolutely nothing special.
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Uh -huh.
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When are you leaving?
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Good afternoon.
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Buckle up.
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David is crazy about this Stratford Arms
case. The Kennedy's up there, the
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Rockefeller's up there, the
Rockefeller's row five.
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When was the last time you took a day
off work?
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Two months ago. I took in a Yankee
doubleheader that walked over.
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You know, it sounds nice for a scene.
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A little quiet place in the country just
the two of you.
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Alone, no traffic, no telephones.
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Nothing but fresh air to breathe. It
sounds nice.
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Sounds just as nice to stay home and
breathe fresh air conditioning.
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Yeah, it's such a romantic.
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Just that it's been a long time since
I've spent four days with anybody, you
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know? I think it's a little like riding
a bicycle.
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You'll remember how.
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Nice, kid! Love the earplugs! Why don't
you show me?
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It's too hot.
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Did you see that?
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No, Christine, I missed it.
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Please.
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Oh, hey, Christine.
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Hey, Solomon.
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I know, I know. You picked this case
because you knew I'd be here. The only
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reason. Well, let me tell you something.
You're one lucky woman. Come here, come
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here. I just picked up a cherry, 59 Nash
Rambler, red vinyl seats that fold all
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the way down, huh?
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Comfort, romance, great shocks.
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And I happen to be free tonight.
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Oh, Mick, I'm sorry.
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I'm busy.
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I'm just sick about it.
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So what do we have?
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Usual stuff. Easy entry. Lock was
picked. Alarm system cut.
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Doesn't look like they were in any
hurry. Yeah, well, they just took small
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stuff. You know, CD player, tape deck,
stuff like that. Nothing that couldn't
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carried. Christine.
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You should hear Johnny Mathis in The
Rambler.
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Mick, you're hyperventilating.
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Ladies.
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Excuse me. May I help you?
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Dr. Saunders, I presume.
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That's right.
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Where's the PD?
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And some microcassette tape recorders
that I use to take my sessions with.
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Very expensive.
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Are you a psychiatrist?
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Marriage counselor.
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They also managed to take Olga's
jewelry.
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Olga, is she your wife, sir?
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For all intents and purposes.
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Is that a yes or a no?
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Well, we don't believe in the parchment
of marriage.
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Our commitment is internal, not
external.
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I take it that you're married,
Detective?
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Yes, sir, I am, sir. 17 years,
externally as well as internally.
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Congratulations.
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Olga and I are together 23.
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Congratulations.
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You have any idea when this burglary
might have occurred?
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Sometime over the weekend.
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We were at our house in the Hamptons.
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Anybody know you were out of town, sir?
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My patients, I informed them.
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My answering service, relatives,
friends.
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Well, we'll need a list of your
patients, doctor, to run through our
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and check for criminal records.
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Let me understand you.
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Because someone sees a therapist,
they're automatically a criminal?
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Because they knew you were out of town,
they're automatically suspects.
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But you're welcome to put your friends'
names on the list if that would make you
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happy.
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You're asking me to violate a sacred
trust with my patients.
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For what?
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A stereo?
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Some tape recorders?
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This is a matter of ethics.
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Maybe the doorman will know something.
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He's got some attitude considering he's
a marriage counselor.
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I thought it was refreshing.
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He's not even married.
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So?
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You've got a male gynecologist.
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And as the heat wave sizzles into its
third day, a special message for those
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you sitting comfortably in front of your
8 ,000 BTU window air conditioners from
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Mayor Ed.
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He says, turn them off and suffer with
the rest of us.
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Who wants it next?
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One buck for the first five minutes, 50
cents every minute thereafter.
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You know, Esposito, you just got here.
Already you're in business.
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Oh, come on. It's the pre -enterprise
system. What are you, some kind of
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communist? My last partner had class.
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So do I.
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It's mostly low, but class.
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Where is she?
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Maybe they got the security code and
punched their way in while the doorman
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napping. Well, you're moving up in the
world.
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We got a call on our high -toned
burglary. Doctor on Park Avenue.
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We know that. We were just there.
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Impossible.
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Doctor saw it as 1038 Park Avenue.
Close, but no cigar.
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Dr. Roberts, 1053 Park Avenue.
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Hey, if either of them is a
dermatologist, maybe you could ask them
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me something for a nasty little itch.
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so just in case you hadn't noticed, it
is hot.
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We all know what that means, but just to
be sure, Con Ed is reminding us that
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prudence is advised during those midday
hours.
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In other words, get those suckers off!
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And besides my telescope, they got my
videotape camera, which I use in my
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practice. Go away for a weekend. What
happens?
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You photograph your patients?
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I tape them.
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Extremely useful in sex therapy.
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Picture this, the rambler humming across
the Verrazano Narrows, you prone in the
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passenger seat, a gallon of great wine
at your feet.
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I would rather be set on fire.
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I was out of town for the weekend.
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This has never happened to me before. I
feel so violated.
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You ready for the worst part?
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All my fertility guard's gone.
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Fertility guard, doctor?
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Whatever works, detective.
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You know, I think the Incas were on to
something.
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Sex is mostly in the mind.
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If you have the right attitude, you can
enjoy sex with almost anyone.
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Listen to this man.
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He said almost.
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If you'll excuse me, I'd better check my
service. It could be an emergency.
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We're finished here for the time being,
anyway.
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If you change your mind about that list
of clients, please give us a call.
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Oh, no can do.
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They demand discretion.
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They bear their souls to me.
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And that's not all.
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Oh, my God.
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The videotapes.
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They must have taken them, too.
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So what do we have?
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Another doctor, same neighborhood.
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That man is not what I'd call a doctor.
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It says doctor on his diploma. It's not
a character reference, Mary Beth. I
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don't care what the diploma says. The
man's a licensed peep in town.
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What kind of an emergency could a sex
therapist possibly... Never mind.
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I'm sorry. I thought it was the perg.
When it's hot, a body perspires. Yeah?
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Well, I handle a line of stuff that
works magic. I'm allergic to toiletries.
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it's hypoallergenic. Thank you, Dr.
Saunders.
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Absolutely confidential. Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Burglary 615, Grand Nova. You want it
this year or the year before?
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How about three names with addresses
from our Dr. Saunders?
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I'll get you.
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I'll go on Tatooine's back.
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So much for ethics.
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Power.
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Influence. Supply.
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Demand. The free market knows no
favorites.
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We'll go back another five years and run
it through again.
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Yes, sir. Sir, the memory banks. I'm
sorry. It's Becky. We're in a rush here.
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Good. The tech knows the value of in
-depth research.
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Becky, give him a big drink. I'm
assigned.
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And blind luck.
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It's all yours. Lieutenant!
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We're going to have them all, can't you?
We're overloading as it is, Christine.
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Yeah, a couple of two -bit burglaries.
And three car thefts and narcotics and
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two missing parties.
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Basil, put this in.
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Safety, Carlisle, 53060.
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What is that?
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What's the matter?
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Oh, yeah, this is classic.
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You see, the surge suppressor couldn't
take the sudden drop in voltage. These
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babies are very expensive. They only
operate within a certain tolerance, you
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understand? Now, it's obvious the backup
power failed, and that's why I never
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trust these things.
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So just as I'm starting to put his name
through, the damn thing breaks down.
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I want to pick up the whole machine and
just heave it through a wall.
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Speaking of computers, Chris, I don't
know how to tell you this.
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Just shut your eyes and say it real
fast.
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It's the weekend.
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What happened?
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Computer foul up. Something happened
with my credit card. Now, reservations
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never confirmed.
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Oh.
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Oh, hey.
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That's all right.
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No, it's not all right.
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I was really looking forward to getting
away.
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So was I.
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Just the two of us.
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Alone. We can be alone in the city.
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Not the same.
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Could be better.
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I wanted to see some greenery.
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So I put on the aqua sheets.
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Look, I'll stock my place with orange
juice, bagels, champagne.
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It'll be great, believe me. Chris, we
are so wrapped up in our own lives, we
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don't have time for each other.
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We need a change of scenery.
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A place in the country where we can
talk.
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We talk.
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We argue.
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We do not.
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Look, I'm going to take the day off
anyway.
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I'll buy a tape in Nature Sounds. I'll
run water in the bathtub. You'll think
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you're involved in Pond.
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Chris, I'm serious.
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Go on.
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My God, I hope the whole city's not
blacked out.
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I think it is important for us.
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We need to change it.
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No fair.
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toothbrushes, too. Let me see if I got
this straight.
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You want me to help you get a court
order so you can subpoena the records of
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three patients from this Dr. Sanders?
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Well, there are extenuating
circumstances.
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Meaning? The computer is down, sir.
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Oh. That sounds like good reason to
throw off the civil code.
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Didn't you ever hear of doctor -patient
confidentiality, privilege
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communication, something in that
ballpark?
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Any idiot can hang out at Shingle and
call himself a therapist these days.
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You're such an expert on therapy, huh,
Cagney?
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Well, let me tell you something.
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People who go to see a shrink want that
to be their private business.
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Sir. As far as I am concerned, those
doctors' records are off limits. We are
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interested in anything but checking for
priors, so we don't want any information
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we couldn't get off a computer.
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What did you do before we had him?
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Oh, I forgot Samuel saw a shrink.
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Well, it's cooler down here anyways.
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Of course, it's very comfortable out in
Fresh Meadows.
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Did you and David make other plans for
the weekend yet?
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He left a message.
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Suggested the Poconos.
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Oh, the Poconos are so romantic,
Christine.
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When Harvey and I went there for our
honeymoon, we had a heart -shaped tub
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the bed had pink sheets.
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We saw red buttons.
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He looked exactly the same as he did in
Hattari.
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That's fantastic.
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They were 17 years ago.
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So the mountains are still there.
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Speaking about getting lucky, Christine,
Carlisle, Stacy.
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Arrested, convicted, and put on
probation two years ago. For what?
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Bigamy.
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That was that Republic enemy number one.
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Yeah, maybe not, but get a load of this.
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Dr. Roberts, the peeping Tom, he
testified at this man Carlisle's trial.
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Tell me that's a fluke.
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Dr. Roberts called. Remember to ask him
about a prescription.
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This hits really hard on sensitive
tissue. He's a sex therapist, Coleman.
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I'm speaking about sensitive... Ask your
wife about it.
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Please call Roberts. Oh, let me call
David. Yeah.
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Hello, Dr. Roberts.
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Is this the detective Lacey returning?
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Oh, certainly.
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David Keeler, please. Christine Cagney
calling?
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Uh -huh. I understand.
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No.
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Just tell him, hold the Poconos.
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How about the Berkshires?
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How do you spell that, sir? Yeah, that's
it.
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Hey. Oh, great talker, yes.
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Absolutely. Thank you.
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Bye -bye now.
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Seems that Dr.
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Roberts uses certain unorthodox
techniques which he fears would be
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misunderstood.
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were his videotapes to be made public,
so he came across with four names of
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patients, and you will never guess who
one of them is.
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Stacey Carlisle.
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Berkshire, huh?
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I don't think David and I are close
enough.
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That big of a thing was a big
misunderstanding.
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We didn't say it wasn't, Mr.
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Carlisle. Well, I forgot about Marilyn.
It was easy to forget about her. I
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thought we were divorced.
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Lawyers will screw you up worse than
trains.
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You know a Dr. Saunders? That quack?
Well, Marilyn and I were always arguing,
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we went to see him.
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And in almost no time at all, he had us
arguing about him.
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How about a Dr.
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Roberts? Uh, well, Saunders referred us
to Roberts.
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We were having, um, other kinds of
problems, too.
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When a relationship goes bad, it really
goes bad.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, no.
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Too hot to go with all that stuff.
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What do you think about this Dr.
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Roberts? Well, it's like a little club.
They figure they got a live one, so they
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pass you around like a hat.
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Only instead of putting money in, they
take money out.
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The only one who was any good was this
past lives therapist.
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Past lives, sir?
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Oh, believe me, I was skeptical, too.
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But at that point, I was willing to try
anything.
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See, who you were in your prior life
could be the root cause of your problems
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today.
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That's when we realized how hopeless it
was.
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What was? Our relationship.
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When I first saw Marilyn, she was in
Marie Antoinette's court. She was a
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princess and I was some poor schlub
selling stale rose by the guillotine.
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We've been mismatched for centuries.
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Mr. Carlisle, getting back to the
present day, what were you doing this
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weekend? I was at a marathon encounter
group.
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Can anybody verify that?
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Sure. Dr. Roberts. He was running it.
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I thought you didn't like Dr. Roberts.
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I already paid for my sessions.
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Too much head -trinking, Mary Beth. That
man must wear his hat on his shoulder.
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How about Atlantic City?
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Harvey's been bugging me to go there for
months.
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I got a brochure at home. I can bring
you there. International cuisine,
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Thank you so much for gambling.
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Going out with you, isn't he?
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Almost funny, Mary Beth.
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on a car while on alibi, right?
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I got some messages for you.
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David Keeler called. He said the
Berkshires are trite. Nothing for you.
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Craig, what do you think the Poconos
are, original?
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Called back a little while later. He
said that he picked you up here. He's
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some business.
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Say what time?
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How should I know?
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Victor.
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Park there when you're homicided.
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Darvin. You had a litigious call.
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Think she's got another question about
your upper body workout?
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Conversations comfort the victim,
Marcus.
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It's basic police work.
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Dr. Roberts, please.
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Um, no.
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No, there is no need to beat him. Thank
you very much.
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I'll try him tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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Why haven't the people with English
accents talked so much better than we
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Well, they've had hundreds of years more
practice.
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Sasha, you...
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David Keeler, please.
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Uh, do you know if he's coming back?
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No, that's all right. I'll call him
home. Thank you.
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Now he's out of the office.
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00:22:03,341 --> 00:22:04,699
Wish me luck, Christine.
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00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,659
I'm cooking dinner in the microwave oven
tonight.
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00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,639
What are you making?
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00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,679
Instant everything.
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00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,339
Yeah, I got one. I use it all the time.
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00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,080
That accounts for the brain damage.
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00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,170
Dave, it's a machine.
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00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,570
Christine, wait a minute. Let me call my
machine.
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00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,400
I called Dr. Roberts, but I got his
service.
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00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,710
I'll try them again tomorrow, the first
thing. I'll take care of it.
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00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:33,579
Terrific. His secretary needs a message
that I should call if I'm going back
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home before I come here.
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His secretary is talking to my machine.
Maybe the two of them can go wait for
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the weekend.
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What do we do before we get answering
machines?
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Call back.
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You going home?
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No. David's coming here to pick me up.
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00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,180
What night is he coming here?
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00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:03,479
Victor, don't you have some bimbo
waiting for you?
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All rooms are for the world.
422
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:07,210
See Mr. Wright up close?
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I want to see what it takes to get your
motor running.
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00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,910
Trust me, Victor. You don't have the
tools.
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Don't you have some work to do?
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Thanks for reminding me.
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Mrs. Darman, please, the tape is back.
You're returning a call.
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Is this the answer, sir?
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00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,260
Hey, Don.
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You have a terrific accent.
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00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:40,620
Here.
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Thank you.
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00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:47,200
Something about a chick with an English
accent that really turns me on.
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I'm sure the Queen would be glad to hear
that.
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00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:57,750
Hi.
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Hi.
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This is warm.
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00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,820
This is what life is all about.
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00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,640
I've returned to call you. Me too.
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00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:15,460
So what's the good news?
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00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,150
I strapped it off. Four days instead of
three.
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00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,690
Oh!
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00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,450
That's great news.
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00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,600
Extra day makes it a real vacation.
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00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:27,439
Extra day? I can't take an extra day.
You said you had some vacation days,
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Come on, we'll talk about it on the way
home. Well, that's why I was trying to
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call you.
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00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,580
I have all these TV5s I have to do, and
they're due tonight.
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00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,660
Well, call me when you get off.
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I'll have a late -night piece.
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Will do.
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Bye.
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Now I know what I've been doing wrong.
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Gotta get my nails buffed.
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Buff this, Becky.
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00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,150
Wouldn't you know?
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They were in my purse the whole time.
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00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,830
What are you doing here? Did you forget
something?
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00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,890
No.
460
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,940
Is David waiting for you?
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00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:16,019
David is waiting for meaning, Mary Beth,
and... Some sort of death to emerge out
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of what was beforehand a perfectly
sensible, highly sexual, healthy
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between two normal people who are now
going to hole up for four days out in
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middle of nowhere.
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I thought it was three.
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So did I.
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He got a new reservation with an extra
day tacked on.
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00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:36,050
I don't want an extra day, Mary Beth.
You can't believe the look in his eyes.
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He cares for you, Christine.
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00:25:37,941 --> 00:25:41,379
I know he cares for me, Mary Beth, and I
care for him. But there's no reason to
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drag me out in the middle of the
boondocks and suck... on my soul.
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00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:50,220
Chris, what is it you want?
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I want everything to stay the same.
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He's just making this whole thing too
important.
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00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,140
Well, don't go then. Tell him no.
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00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:04,019
I can't do that. He's so excited about
going to the country and he can't wait
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00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,780
show me his new plaid shirt and
suspenders.
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00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,300
It could turn out to be a lot of fun.
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00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:12,230
Yeah, maybe.
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00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:21,899
What? We're not painting white picket
fences here, are we? We're not getting
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married. We're just going away for four
days. Exactly.
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00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:25,619
But why?
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Chris, I gotta go.
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00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:31,199
See, if I can get home soon with a new
microwave, I could freshen up for dinner
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for Harvey. Sure.
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00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,780
I'm sorry, but if you go ahead.
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00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:37,779
You don't know where you stand these
days with me, Mary Beth. That's the
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See, you sleep now, ask questions later.
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Christine. Well, it's fine for you.
Yeah, you and Harvey, you had a
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You had a heart -shaped bed, for God's
sake. The tub was heart -shaped.
491
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The bed had pink sheets.
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Whatever.
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At least you knew where you were.
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00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,370
We still do.
495
00:26:55,820 --> 00:27:00,140
You know, sometimes thinking gets in the
way, Chris.
496
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,180
I'll see you tomorrow.
497
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:05,030
Okay.
498
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,220
Her heart seemed to have all puked.
499
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:25,679
Brought to you by the miracle of modern
science in one hour and 14 minutes. Ta
500
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,730
-da!
501
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,880
Boy, am I starved.
502
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,730
Let's eat.
503
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:34,830
What is it?
504
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,940
It's a turkey. What happened to it?
505
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,250
It got cooked.
506
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,990
I had to cut the legs off to fit in the
machine.
507
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,150
It looks sick.
508
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,980
It's worse than sick.
509
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,290
It's dead.
510
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,020
Hey. It's not cooked.
511
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,030
Gordon.
512
00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:53,630
Hey.
513
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:00,750
Honey.
514
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,190
It's delicious.
515
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,290
It's the sweetest turkey I've ever
tasted in my life.
516
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,800
Where's the crispy part?
517
00:28:08,801 --> 00:28:12,659
There is no crispy part when you make it
in a microwave, Michael. The crispy
518
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,900
part is my favorite.
519
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,019
Mine, too.
520
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,580
It's healthier for you this way.
521
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,580
I don't want you to turn... Me either.
522
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,310
You know, you guys could at least have
given it a shot.
523
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,219
I'm sorry.
524
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,270
No, they're right.
525
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,190
They could play basketball without
turkey.
526
00:28:41,191 --> 00:28:45,579
Maybe I was wrong about the microwave. I
won't push it. I just thought you
527
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,630
wanted... I did!
528
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,650
Forget it.
529
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,570
No.
530
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,760
No. I'll get used to it.
531
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:54,790
We will use it.
532
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,220
We will use it, Harvey, to make our life
better somehow.
533
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,310
Like?
534
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:01,950
Like at night.
535
00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:06,940
When we want to make cocoa, it can make
cocoa in 47 seconds.
536
00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:10,610
What will we do with the extra time?
537
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,510
We'll think of something.
538
00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:25,569
The weather bureau tells us we'll be
hitting more record -breaking
539
00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:26,620
again today.
540
00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:27,980
That's the bad news.
541
00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:31,750
But the real bad news is we'll be doing
it all over again tomorrow.
542
00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:33,630
Did you reach Mrs. Garvin?
543
00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:35,590
She's still leaving messages.
544
00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,940
I called her last night, but she wasn't
home.
545
00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:41,679
Not exactly your grieving widow, you
know. Have you heard from Mary Beth? No.
546
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,940
Is everything all right?
547
00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:45,599
Well, she's usually not this late
without calling in.
548
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,740
Did you try her at home?
549
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,520
Well, what a good idea, Victor. Why
didn't I think of that? Hey, whoa.
550
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:54,940
What do we have here? Do I sense a long
weekend, Cagney?
551
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,860
No, I'm running away from home.
552
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,450
You get ten bucks for cooking with a
look -see.
553
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,140
Victor, just back off, all right?
554
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,540
I'm ruling on my letter.
555
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,640
Come on. I just want to see what Mr.
556
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,460
Bucknail has to look forward to.
557
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,420
I figure you for black lace.
558
00:30:08,421 --> 00:30:10,139
What do you think, Marcus?
559
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:11,739
I think it's none of our business.
560
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,790
Thank you, Peter.
561
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,340
Twenty bucks, my last offer.
562
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,040
You're too hot already.
563
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:19,360
Another burglary on Park Avenue.
564
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,540
Oh, have any thieves convention there?
565
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,790
Has Lacey called?
566
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:27,899
No. Maybe the thieves made the baby
sick. Could be at the doctor's. No, it's
567
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,790
the house. Mario was there. Said she
left at the normal time.
568
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:35,580
Sergeant Tagg is 14th. Hey, Mary Beth,
where have you been?
569
00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,850
I can't hear you. Are you all right?
570
00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:43,980
Christine, I would wish the morning I
had this morning on my worst enemy.
571
00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:46,450
Three buses passed me by. They were so
full.
572
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:49,890
Becky, touch that or we'll cut your
hands off.
573
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:53,349
When I did get a bus... I'm sorry, Mary
Beth, what were you saying?
574
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:57,009
When I did get a bus, we're jammed in
there like sardines and we're starting
575
00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:59,689
smell like a tube because the air
conditioning doesn't work.
576
00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,709
It's busy!
577
00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:05,749
So then I finally get to the subway and
I got even a strap to hang on to and you
578
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,070
never guess what happened.
579
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,300
Are you listening to this? Every word.
580
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,830
Lousy train breaks down with 45 minutes
under the East River.
581
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,910
So are you coming in?
582
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,150
Oh, yeah.
583
00:31:15,151 --> 00:31:17,499
Don't think I came all this way for
nothing.
584
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,120
Good. Is there another burglary?
585
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,060
Don't tell me. A doctor.
586
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:25,240
Vernon, 1585 Park, apartment 11B.
587
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,280
I'll grab a bus and meet you there.
588
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,670
Talk me out of it.
589
00:32:09,351 --> 00:32:14,059
First rule of a single's handbook. You
never know.
590
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,200
I'll meet you upstairs.
591
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,639
I had these fabulous antique watches. I
just got back in town this morning to
592
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,260
find the entire collection gone.
593
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:33,110
You wouldn't have known Stacey Carlisle.
Oh, yes. He's a client of mine.
594
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,320
You have a very ancient face.
595
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,900
I mean like a Flemish peasant woman.
596
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,160
Have you ever been Dutch?
597
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,500
Shouldn't we wait for Victor?
598
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,640
Trust me, I'll fill him in.
599
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:18,390
Now, what is it that you wanted to tell
us?
600
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:26,289
Well, when I told you my husband and I
were away for the weekend, that was only
601
00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:27,510
partially true.
602
00:33:27,581 --> 00:33:29,629
Uh -huh.
603
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:33,550
You see, we were away, but we were away
separately.
604
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:38,430
Walter and I haven't exactly been
getting along.
605
00:33:39,910 --> 00:33:41,970
But he came back.
606
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,790
Oh, probably to check up on me.
607
00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:45,850
Walter was extremely jealous.
608
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,690
Very possessive.
609
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,470
He always thought I was cheating on him.
610
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,880
And were you?
611
00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,190
Not always.
612
00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:12,070
Victor? What are you doing here?
613
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,880
Don't tell me the homicide.
614
00:34:13,881 --> 00:34:14,619
Yeah, and you?
615
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,919
Another burglary. Christine's upstairs
already.
616
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,970
So is Marcus.
617
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:22,370
Oh, thank you. The first good thing that
happened to me all day.
618
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,799
I'll have that for you.
619
00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,269
Eleven, please.
620
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:35,729
You care for me?
621
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,630
No, thanks.
622
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,210
My mother always told me never take
candy from strange men.
623
00:34:45,389 --> 00:34:48,150
Victor. Oh, yeah. Very funny.
624
00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:58,110
Oh. Oh.
625
00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:02,970
Come on.
626
00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:04,590
Come on.
627
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,210
Don't break it, Victor.
628
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,480
Yes? Oh, just a moment. It's the
doorman.
629
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,770
For you.
630
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,250
Hello?
631
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,660
This is Detective Petrie.
632
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,890
Oh, my God.
633
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,640
Yes, I'll be right down.
634
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,680
Excuse me, ma 'am. My partner is stuck
in the elevator.
635
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,100
Bring him back up when he's free.
636
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,550
We're here on a case. Victor's stuck in
an elevator.
637
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,440
There's a lady cop stuck in there, too.
638
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,110
Detective Lacey?
639
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,870
How would I know? Don't you guys talk to
each other?
640
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,500
It's stuck between floors.
641
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,460
Well, why is it stuck?
642
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,040
That power surge jammed something.
643
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,970
So how long do you think it'll take to
fix? Last time it was an all -nighter.
644
00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,330
You believe in karma?
645
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,320
Like what?
646
00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:13,850
Like if I didn't stop and buy those
breath mints, I wouldn't be here right
647
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:16,270
I call that hindsight.
648
00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:17,780
Yeah.
649
00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:20,270
God, it's like an oven in here.
650
00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:22,840
Why don't you relax and take it easy,
please?
651
00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:26,050
How much air do you think we got?
652
00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:29,820
Plenty. If you don't use it all up
prowling around, why don't you sit down?
653
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,900
You know, if I lift that panel off, I
bet you we can climb out of here.
654
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,980
Not me, Victor. We're eight stories up.
655
00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:19,470
Victor's okay in there. I'm a big boy.
He's claustrophobic.
656
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:23,950
This weekend's jinx.
657
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,670
Mind if I take off my shirt?
658
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:35,800
Hell, I'll take mine off, too, if it'll
help you relax.
659
00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:39,910
I'm joking, Victor. Please calm down.
660
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,120
I can't stand being trapped in here.
661
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,919
Victor, there's probably all sorts of
people who are working very hard right
662
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,800
to get us out of here. We have to be
patient, Victor.
663
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,300
The last time it was this hot is when
you were trapped in that boxcar,
664
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,460
It's like this hot weather car.
665
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:02,210
Every time it gets over 90 degrees,
you've got to get trapped.
666
00:39:02,211 --> 00:39:04,279
Have you seen any good movies lately,
Victor?
667
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,960
Anything with Clint Eastwood?
668
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,530
Yeah, sure.
669
00:39:07,531 --> 00:39:09,949
I saw one where he hit these guys with
axe handles.
670
00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:12,329
Yeah? Oh, yeah, it was real good. Real
good. Kind of like Shane.
671
00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:13,989
Oh, Shane, that's a heck of a movie.
672
00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:17,709
That was a movie, wasn't it? That's one
of Harvey's all -time favorite movies.
673
00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,850
Yeah, Shane, it was great. A man by
himself.
674
00:39:19,851 --> 00:39:23,709
And a wilderness standing alone. I have
always admired that about you men.
675
00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:26,130
Brave and stoic and never getting
rattled. Yeah.
676
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,129
Yeah, Shane was the best. My mother took
me to see Shane when I was nine years
677
00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,180
old.
678
00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:35,170
Quickly, she said, let's see what the...
Oh, God, it's tight in here.
679
00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,320
It was tight like this back in that box
car.
680
00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,090
You miss your mom, don't you, Victor?
681
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,160
Yeah, I really do.
682
00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:44,280
I do.
683
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:47,069
You know, I owe you for covering for me
back then.
684
00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:50,550
Victor! We did what we thought was
right.
685
00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,630
You know, you're responsible for my life
now.
686
00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,010
It's kind of like a karma thing.
687
00:39:58,310 --> 00:39:59,870
Didn't you see the black thing?
688
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:01,860
Oh, don't worry.
689
00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:03,040
I'll make you proud.
690
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:06,960
What is it that you miss about your mom,
Victor?
691
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,860
Well, those knit shirts she used to buy
me.
692
00:40:11,590 --> 00:40:14,720
Yeah, well, now that she's gone, she
won't buy from me anymore.
693
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:19,050
Yeah, well, I had that funny kind of
pattern, that diamond pattern.
694
00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:23,510
I don't know what you called him. It
was, um... Oh, I just can't think.
695
00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:24,930
Argyle. Argyle, right.
696
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,730
Yeah, hated him.
697
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,060
I really hated him.
698
00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:33,010
But I remember standing in that, um,
that returning line, thinking about my
699
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:36,130
Every Christmas, every birthday.
700
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,390
No one will ever love you like your
mother.
701
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,580
Did she tell you that?
702
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,150
Yeah.
703
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,530
Why?
704
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,970
It's not true.
705
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,510
Mary Beth!
706
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:51,660
Chris! Hey! Hey!
707
00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:54,019
When are they going to get this thing
moving?
708
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,579
Don't you want to get out of the way?
It's dangerous here.
709
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,630
Tell me something.
710
00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:25,470
It was a tragic day for the male of the
species.
711
00:41:25,471 --> 00:41:29,109
The world has never been the same since,
you know that? Who was Bobby Riggs?
712
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:32,809
Bobby Riggs was an old tennis pro who,
back in 1973, had it about up to here
713
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:36,270
with the female uproar. She's out in the
field. 73, I was only 11.
714
00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:38,670
You're trying to depress me.
715
00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:41,649
She went to the village and found me
taking my money.
716
00:41:41,650 --> 00:41:43,210
It was a great match, wasn't it?
717
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:45,130
She shut that loud mouth right up.
718
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,340
Too hot of a meal in that elevator.
719
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,270
I'll be hearing about sweat stains for
months.
720
00:42:19,641 --> 00:42:26,489
Like as if I was having a baby, right?
That's right, Victor. Keep breathing.
721
00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:29,080
There's nothing wrong with being
claustrophobic.
722
00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:30,960
Yeah.
723
00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:35,440
When this guy was holding you hostage,
did this breathing thing work for you?
724
00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:41,949
Why don't you close your eyes, Victor,
and take a nice deep breath and blow it
725
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,000
all out?
726
00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:45,000
I'm going to keep my eyes shut. That's
it.
727
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:48,409
The wall's coming in. No, no. Tell me
about this sophistication around Victor,
728
00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:49,460
this homicide, hmm?
729
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,370
Yeah. Speaking about bad karma.
730
00:42:52,371 --> 00:42:56,239
This guy wasn't even supposed to be
home. Breathe, Victor. He wasn't?
731
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,430
No, we were supposed to be out on some
psychiatrist convention.
732
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,620
Was he a psychiatrist?
733
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,380
Yeah, some kind of shrink.
734
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:05,910
He and his wife were supposed to be out
of town.
735
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,070
Are you sure?
736
00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:09,099
Sure, I'm sure.
737
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,999
I checked you with his answering
service.
738
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,359
At first, they checked if you wanted to
give me any information.
739
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,320
But I got it verified.
740
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,040
Oh, you know how the English are.
741
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,110
Just keep your eyes closed and think of
wide open spaces.
742
00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:22,630
Great accent.
743
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,090
Sexy as hell.
744
00:43:24,091 --> 00:43:28,159
If her body's anything like her accent,
I wouldn't run giving her a message.
745
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,330
Just keep breathing, Victor, in and out.
In.
746
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,010
Out.
747
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,830
Anguish, huh?
748
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:41,879
Claudia calls the personnel department
every month in a different 20 voice than
749
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,340
any sergeants have retired.
750
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,140
I know sweating the list is tough.
751
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,210
And Victor's always got the latest good
news.
752
00:43:50,890 --> 00:43:53,270
The sergeant in the 4 -7 who had a heart
attack.
753
00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,430
One in the harbor squad who drowned.
754
00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,170
It'll happen, Marcus.
755
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,190
Maybe in a few months.
756
00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:05,370
You'll be good sergeant, too.
757
00:44:05,371 --> 00:44:10,169
Okay, honey. It's almost finished. Your
friends will be free in a couple of
758
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:11,220
minutes. All right.
759
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,800
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
760
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,180
We're about six tons of bimbos here.
761
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,239
Sit down. Let me take this stuff.
Actually, I think that Victor figured
762
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:43,840
thing out. What thing? Who? What? Your
homicide or burglary. Wait a minute.
763
00:44:43,841 --> 00:44:44,739
There's a connection?
764
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,960
And he figured it out?
765
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:50,090
What is it? What is the one thing that
all these psychiatrists have in common?
766
00:44:50,091 --> 00:44:50,679
The rich.
767
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,960
Now, besides that, they all have the
same answering service, right, Victor?
768
00:44:54,961 --> 00:44:57,739
The woman with the English accent. Isn't
that right?
769
00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,979
See, when the doctors left town for the
weekend, they all notified their
770
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:03,040
service. And then what'd you figure?
771
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,090
Oh, right.
772
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,659
That's how the bad guys knew that the
apartments would be empty, so that they
773
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:11,340
could break in uninterrupted.
774
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:15,319
What does this have to do with your
homicide?
775
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,979
Well, Victor figures that their
psychiatrist, what's his name?
776
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:22,139
Dartmouth. Dartmouth. He told the
service he'd be gone, so he was on the
777
00:45:22,140 --> 00:45:24,790
get robbed. And he came home before he
was supposed to.
778
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:27,309
And the brokers panicked and killed him.
Good one!
779
00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:28,360
The shared collar.
780
00:45:28,361 --> 00:45:29,809
Couldn't have done it without you.
781
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:30,860
Thank you.
782
00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:33,040
You all right?
783
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:40,800
Come on.
784
00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:45,410
So much for your sexy English accent.
785
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,180
Chris.
786
00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:50,150
Oh, David, I'm sorry I'm late. We missed
our reservation.
787
00:45:50,470 --> 00:45:53,420
Did we lose the place? Not at all. I
guaranteed the four days.
788
00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:54,389
Uh -huh.
789
00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:55,339
Come on, let's go.
790
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,390
I've got paperwork.
791
00:45:56,391 --> 00:45:58,559
Oh, don't worry about that. It's back.
You'll take care of that.
792
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,300
But it's long.
793
00:46:00,301 --> 00:46:04,359
Three hours to Binghamton. Binghamton.
You save a lot of time if you take the
794
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,219
Taconic Parkway instead of the thruway.
795
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,270
Go.
796
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,390
Go.
797
00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:32,080
I want to get something straight about
this trip.
798
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:35,040
I don't want to spend the time analyzing
our relationship.
799
00:46:35,281 --> 00:46:37,169
All right.
800
00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:40,389
We're discussing anything meaningful.
The deepest thing I want to get into is
801
00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:41,109
the bathtub.
802
00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,160
That's fine by me.
803
00:46:42,490 --> 00:46:43,790
Weep. Sex.
804
00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:46,750
Bird -washing. All okay.
805
00:46:47,350 --> 00:46:49,210
Sounds like the weekend I had planned.
806
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:50,940
Want to check on it?
807
00:46:52,361 --> 00:46:54,459
No tricks.
808
00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:59,010
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